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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
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JACK SINGING BITS
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!!!
12:31 DEATH!!!!!
13:51 OMG FROZEN HE IS SINGING DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN!!! OMG OGM OMG
I expected someone to comment this but I hoped you'd change your channel name and pfp to match. Such perfection was not meant to be
*OMG OGM OMG
@@HelloIAmAnExist huh
@@HelloIAmAnExist Unfortunately I did not think of that. Thanks for the correction btw
:c
The editors making fun of the narrator's will never get old.😄
The narrator's _what?_
@@viddork narrator's will
one time I accidentally texted my bestfriend "gtfo my house bitch" while we were roleplaying as two people airfrying a rat and feeding it to a random dude in my basement
while you were-
_huh???_
Wtf did i just read ?!
how
W h a t t h e a c t u a l f u c k
WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
its always good when jack voices it
jack.
the snack that always smiles back.
And a 20/80 chance it will be good when robin narrates
0:15 This is the proof that dads will never want to see anyone who can create better dad jokes than them.
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
WHY DO I KEEP SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE DUDE
@@actuallyv1fromultrakill i am in your walls
Bro you’re everywhere
I can’t bear it any more it’s like you’re a discord mod
Jack singing bits
1:48 (Gasp I have been noticed)
6:26
12:31
13:52
I love how Emkay knows you always do this 😅😭
Lol this should be pinned
You should get pinned
That description of a rocking chair was unhinged yet so professional wtf
Well Emkay, you've done it, you've finally earned a like. Jack's parody of Do You Want To Build A Snowman? Is the funniest thing he's ever done, I might just convert that into an MP3 file and put it on my player...
That "okay...bye" was legit good, IMO
🥲 thanks doc
Jack is my favorite narrator. He does so many funny voices and his commentaries are actually funny lmao
Let’s be honest, lots of garlic bread is something we all need.
Honestly.
OKAY SERIOUSLY JACK HAS AN AMAZING VOICE HOLY SHIT
9:45 - The scam txts were happening long before the Optus and Medibank breaches here in Australia. Honestly, they just have to use an autodialer to send such.
Okay hear me out. We need weekly Emkay Jack singing videos of reddits. With every music he wants to sing or reddit that has song lyric-like posts! EVERYONE LETS GET IT DONE.
Yes we need it
JACK SINGING BITS
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!!!
JACK SINGING BIT
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!!!
:D
Robin: "I'm not reading that"
Jack: *sings in harmony with himself*
1:54 ok ok but the suggested reply’s 😂 “Okay” “😊” “haha” 😂
15:40 I'm sorry, Jack's MY AGE???!!
...excuse me, I have to go sit quietly in a corner while I stare off into the distance, so I can process the SHOCK I just had
12:59 whoever had one job to block out the names and they failed it
Jack started sounding like Tim Curry during the Rocking Chair Bit.
4:17 I see you jack with that Misfits and Magic reference
I came looking for this comment. NIce to find fellow dork of class
8:26 got me dying 💀💀
13:24 this part makes me feel uncomfortable to the point it's funny
thank you for uploading, currently going through a spinal fluid leak after surgery and i have to lie down for 24 hours but also drink caffeine so im wide awake and bored
That does not sound like a good time.
hope you feel better soon!
Oh damn i hope you're chilling
Can you sell me the fluid
@@cheesi4632 thank you!!
0:53 Aces/Aros be like
"I WANT LOTS OF GARLIC BREAD" is litterly me and "stop now" is my parents
Saying garlic bread 100 times for the memes
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This took me 20 minutes
What am I doing with my life
Oh my god...
This has to be the most magical emkay video yet
0:58 aces be like:
13:25 i had to stop the video because i was just constantly laughing lmao
9:33 shout out to my mom!
As a kid I would constantly try to extort the tooth fairy as my mum would leave me notes from "her" (we still have all the notes sent). I also realised one day that teeth=money so I knocked out three teeth within a week☺️
14:04 i thought this was somebody's voice to text picking up their conversation to their dog
Just checked imdb and holy cow he -was- in that Elvis movie... had no intentions of watching but gonna watch now.
JACK SINGING BITS
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!!
1:53 He turns into satan
:D
6:56 I didn’t really turn out like either of my parents
9:57. I am from the US and so have I! It’s not just Australia.
"Did you get a hat or a shirt"
*"demon noises"*
15:27 OH MY GOD the editor used the EmKay Wiki. I'm the creator of it (my Fandom account is CreepersNeedHugs01). I started that because I was bored, and now it's in an EmKay video…
_There's a page for you, too, Kenny._
‘I do want to die, but you know, I don’t really care about the specific hill.’ Hit me in a place I never knew. 😂
Jack, the fact that clock goes from 1:59 AM to 1AM or 3AM means we gain or lose an hour for a day.
But what if I don't want to stop?
Then perish
Then perhaps, instead, you could collaborate and listen.
dont care
Well, if you can find a way to reach escape velocity, you have a good chance of drifting into the infinite void without hitting anything.
14:28 Yeah, but that only works in the US. If you want a coupon that works in every country, use this: 🔪
0:25 atleast its better then my grandma tlaking like shes writing a note to the king in the medival era
0:48 yeah... I relate HARD with that
4:38 the laugh killed me wtf
"HELL IS WHEN YOUR FATHER OPENS UP HIS RIBCAGE AND INVITES YOU TO DANCE" - EVAN KELLMMMMPPP
11:58 got me rolling🤣😂💀
I know, I kept it together for the whole first half of the video, but then "DUCKY NOOO!"
5:04 they are also a cat throwing up a hairball
“Can I have lots of garlic bread please?”
“Can I have lots of garlic bread please?”
“stop now”
“eœAAÆaAAÆAAÆÆhÆÆÆaæÆæh”
Two legends meet
Limenade - A descent of memes and yeetful tendencies.
EmKay - A descent and voice of the cursed boundaries of odd Sub Reddits that lies within.
13:56 this hurt
Jack singing bits
1:48 HE SINGS MARAIH CAREY!!!!
12:31 DEATH!!!!!
13:51 OMG FROZEN HE IS SINGING DO U WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN!!! OMG OGM OMG
Erase the here you go
:D
7:16 Wait, was he actually?
He was!
4:17
Jack has good taste in DnD content
I agree with Jack, daylight savings sucks and just messes with people's sleep cycle. Farmers don't work by moonlight anymore and people don't need to golf year round.
4:16 really wasn't expecting a Misfits & Magic references but here we are lol
I was looking for this comment xd
Wondered if it was something that came up in a recent video or if it was actually directly from d20 xd
"I'm a changed man from 20 seconds ago, and you cannot prove that I haven't changed."
did jack make a dimension 20 reference??? ok officially i am in love him
as a third shifter i can honestly say i get an extra hour in my work day as the clock reads 2:59 only to roll over to 2:00 again....
In regards to the cyber attacks in Australia at the moment, medibank emailed me a couple days ago, telling me that my information is now on the dark web. Not long after and I started receiving emails from Netflix and Facebook telling me people had signed into my accounts. Haven't received any scam texts, but I do keep getting private calls.
Dude most hackings involve shit like locking you out of your Facebook and stuff but getting CALLS. They are personally targeting you.
@@adammezza5362 the private calls are the most annoying because I need to keep private calls unblocked because I get frequent private calls from doctor surgeries, hospitals, my kids school, etc. I've started hanging up on any private call and relying on voicemails left so I can call back or email them.
1:48 jack releases a Christmas album
WAIT! YOU WERE IN THAT MOVIE???WHO DID YOU PLAY??? I just watched it lol and it was fantastic.
"chicken kiev" whether that's fake or not it fuckin got me
ikr that was hilarious and now i want to use that
@@cheesi4632 yeah like, fake or not, it's a very high tier Dad Joke that I can and will use if given the chance
Why was Jack amazing at singing
Like fr dude I loved that ❤
That ribcage opening reference to D20 though...
No, I agree with you on the " daylight savings time" it is stupid. You get 1 extra hour to sleep the first night and then it is the same all after that. Same amount of sleep.
10:12 Deadliest Catch is a show on the Discovery Channel. It’s about crab fishermen.
7:45 i'm not psychotic, i just made a spell in dbd that basically tortures people
Daylight savings is legit a scam. Time is a societal construct, but the impact the disruption has on people's health is real.
The way we measure time is a social construct, but you can't accurately say that about time itself. Social constructs typically aren't affected by gravity and velocity. Time is.
@@SIS3W3N You're a wee bit pedantic aren't you.
@@crazyratlady3115 I can be, but in this case, I believe your misstatement was significant enough to mislead the uninformed.
@@SIS3W3N I prefer to believe that most people are intelligent enough to read my statement and understand that I'm not suggesting the sunrise and sunset are fictions invented by Big Media to serve Capitalist Interests. Call me naive, but I think we should give people at least that much credit.
@@crazyratlady3115 Evidence clearly indicates otherwise.
I had a dream where I was watching a video called “don’t go outside it’s not safe again” and it was about people getting tortured in their house it was really scary made me wet my bed
We only get 4 hours of daylight, daylight savings is a necessity
ready the post about the rocking chair was great. Jack reading it be it so much better I had to see/hear it again. Great work
I legit thought this said r/Texas and I straight up died laughing
The dog at 3:28 is wearing shoes
2:38
Holy shit , THEY'RE INVITING RALSEI DELTARUNE TO GO OVER?!
. . .
Is that even possible? He's a Darkener and the Asriel theory doesn't work
I like how the font makes the text look so calm
but they’re not
I, too, have transcended the cosmos.
.....it hurts.
daylight savings time was meant to save on candles back when we used them, now you can save on electric light
15:45 Daylight savings time isn't about gaining or saving time it's about saving power. When you roll the clock back in the Winter so that the sun is already up when most people are going to work you save literally millions of kilowatt hours of electrical power by not having to use as many lights or keep them on as long in the morning, and the sun makes heating the buildings more efficient.
I'd rather pay a few extra dollars a day just to do that than screw my health up because works wants me in a hour earlier all of a sudden.
12:03 who needs spotify if you can just pirate stuff online
Really, 100.4 temperature really doesn't clarify if you're coming to class tomorrow. That's really "on the bubble" of not even being severe enough to worry about.
Hey Jack! Fellow Queenslander here; and HECC Daylight Savings Time!
The frozen “do you wanna go to target?” Should’ve held out the vowel sound and not the last letter so it would actually look like singing
*1:48* Mariah Carey
*12:31* Death
*13:51* OMG FROZEN
:D
I once texted my friend a world map once and she got Australia and Greenland mixed up. I laughed for a good five minutes and I bring it up quite a bit
Misfits and magic reference at 4:15, nice
Jack-
Your singing-
It's beautiful-
"Holy schmit"!
Liked the video just for that one "do you want to go to target" 🤣🤣🤣
1:48 i sang that song with my group for the entire school today lol
8:26 that audio is haunting
JACK SINGING BITS
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!!
12:31 DEATH!!!
13:51 OMG FROZEN HE IS SINGING DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN!!! OMG OGM OMG
lol ngl tho he is a great artist
:D
Whoever is voicing this really, and I mean really sounds like Rolfe the wolf from the rock-a-fire explosion in some segments lol
I realized that one text was meant to be sung to the tune of Do You Want to Build a Snowman at the exact same time as Jack, and that delivery couldn’t have been better.
7:17 i was not going to watch it, but knowing you where in it ive got to see it now!
"chicken kiev" broke me
"what do you call a dissapointment?"
"you"
"DAMNIT I WAS ABOUT TO FUCKING SAY THAT"
2:48 *eerie 💀
i read the vid title as "r/texas" and thought "Yup, thumbnail checks out. Especially the image"
JACK SINGING BITS
1:48 HE SINGS MARIAH CAREY!!
:D
Such a beautiful singing voice.