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Black Ops 3 had it’s newest and final DLC 4 “Salvation” drop this Tuesday, so I thought I’d check out the maps and play them online!
In this DLC you get a picnic map with dynamic bugs, oomphf soda, and STEAMY WEENIES! What more could you want?
There’s also a remake of Outskirts from World at War called Rupture, a remake of Standoff from Black Ops 2 called Outlaw, and that castle map.
So, what do you think of the last Black Ops 3 DLC? Should I check out the zombies map next? Let me know with a comment! ^-^
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Just Imagine the MLG callouts on that map. 'Coming from donut' 'He's on soda'
Lmao
Hahahaa
Hes at glizzyyyyy
i know Im randomly asking but does any of you know of a trick to log back into an Instagram account..?
I was dumb lost the password. I would love any assistance you can give me!
@Keegan Julian instablaster :)
Gotta agree, Micro is one of the coolest maps they've made. It's similar to Splash but the idea is much cooler.
3:57 who else heard the really quiet "GET NOSCOPED!!!!" Meme in the background!😂
Me
cadd-e Me
Yes sir i did
I guess you can say this game has a lot of bugs in it :|
That joke was absolutly smashing
please...no
+Tate Cash Your shitty pun is bugging me.
your puns are crushing my dreams
yeah. it's a real pest now.
Battlefield 1: we got epic maps, real looking war, and teamwork, what you got
COD: we can power jump on doughnuts…
Team work pfft i got a medic singin i play pokemon go
Yeah because throwing down mustard gas and screaming "VAPE NAYSH!"or "I JUST RIPPED THE FATTEST VAPE!" is so realistic
+Da Twinkie but bf1 was a really fun game I'm only making fun of the "realistic" part
+Da Twinkie I throw down smoke bombs & yell " VAPE NAYSH ON THE NEWS YALL!"
comparing cod and bf is stupid, cod is an easier more arcade like game that anyone can play, bf is a more realistic and harder game with much different mechanics
Good old days
I fucking died at the Pee pee Roni pie za part lmao
Its a reference btw
That reference to run for the cube lmao
Run for thay cyuuubaayy
Jeeli beeli rat!
+dat boi O SHIT WADDUP
I can imagine the callouts on this map.
Hes wallruning on the near the pizza, near the ketchup!
Hes headglitching with the donut!
I have a few on weiners!
he's camping in the coffee mug!
+ScreemHD Easy call outs lol
+Kakka CarrotCake lol
I do like myself a daily amount of pigeons
I like myself some not suger
5:57 the quietest "GET NO SCOPED!!!" edit
I can’t hear it
2:28 Run for the Cube vibes
Yeah
He is the cube
No no nononononnononononono not again the depression is coming back must snap neck
X
Yes
"Welcome to the final dlc of bo3"
Chronicles: Well yes, but actually no
No One Cares about the DLC multiplayer maps.
For me,DLC are just zombies
Ye my boi
True
Why not both
get gurd srub
saaaaaame
We're not allowed to dab, whip, or bottle flip in our school...
lucky ass fuck
no
Me and my friends were bottle flipping at lunch and the teachers came over to our table and they were absolutely amazed. Long story short, the two teachers took our bottles and started competing against each other
Yeah in my school we are allowed to dab, whip but not bottle flip. Yet we still always do it when the teachers aren't looking
LOL
Justin Greene We do it when they are looking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"AH FUCK They're beside the espresso!"
Well I haven't heard that before in a game.
Did I hear a kid yell noscope in the background?? 3:56
Yeah, m3rk is a kid.
hahahahhah omg it is
sound effect of "GET NOSCOPED"
MrWoof10 said it.
+A pet named Steve (darkside1402) hi Steve I'm Seymore :3
2:56 ... look at that mech ... and then search on google halo 4 mantis
LMAO
I was thinking the same thing.
lmaooo
that's the same thing as the halo mantis XD
halo 4 didnt invent the mech, theres been many designs of mechs just like that one and the one on call of duty.
Literally the Call of duty mech is a carbon copy of the Halo 4 Mantis. Even the weapons are the same, machinegun and rockets
both the mantis and bo3 mechs are generic mech designs, if you look up mech on google image you're gonna find tons of similar 2 legs 2 guns design
I've seen and played games mainly about mechs, like walking war robots and mech assault. The difference between the mechs those games and cod and halo when comes to the mechs that walk on two legs only with rockets and a machine gun, they have slightly different rate off fire, shape, look, gameplay, and so on. But when out look at the mechs from cod black ops 3 and halo 4, they look the same.
The mechs are the exact same. Except for color that's it.
The mantis has an overall slimer design while bo3 mech is bulky; the mantis has thin legs, the bo3 mech has thick legs, the mantis' legs have more articulations, the manits has no visor, the bo3 mech has a visor and their overall cockpit shape is different.
The mantis has a machinegun on the left and a rocket launcher on the right while the opposite is seen on the bo3 mech,, the mantis has a machinegun, the bo3 mech has a minigun, the rocket launcher on the mantis is diamond shaped while the bo3 mech one is a big rectangle.
The mantis has a metal shape between his legs, the bo3 mech does not, The mantis and bo3 mech have different vent placements.
The color scheme on both is completely different.
enough differences for you?
Slow clap of nerd justice for you sir. :)
do you know what's the difference between harambe and the "i'm early" joke?
None, they're both dead
lol
DICKS OUT
lol
That was good I'll give you a like
Do you know the difference between difference and similarity?
Clearly not.
The calories show 1337
1337 = Elite
BEST EASTEREGG EVOAR!!!
pls make this top comment... :p
Meanwhile you can have a megladon show up I battlefield
No
+Jonathan Sobczak AHAHA trueee
he literally mentioned it in the video
WaW = Realistic WW2 era battles with a great campaign and fucking tanks!!!
Black Ops 1 = Awesome Vietnam era campaign and multiplayer
Black Ops 2 =Decent Futuristic Campaign and Multiplayer (Not too Futuristic)
Black Ops 3 = Punching ants on a giant picnic table with boxing gloves with soda that gives you your 20% of daily pigeons.
SCP-079 the tanks were annoying af in WaW tho
That meme guy but I used the flamethrower
Flowey To be honest Bo3 has a dumb fun factor to it
Man, call of duty is just getting dumber and dumber with every dlc.
only gonna get more dumber cause activision said there only going more forward into the future and they are never gonna do another WW2 Vietnam or modern day call of duty ever again.
Guess we'll have to count on infinity ward.
+Toren Howell that's bullshit m8
But yet people like you are still gonna buy it
Yeah Riley Battlefield dick riders, Fell bad for battlefield all the brainless Bandwagon 11 year olds are going to ruin the game
3:00 cod is trying to be like halo
If cod didn't try to be Titan fall and halo already
Oh you have no say in that at all
Morgan The Fallout Person Why do you think I haven't played world at war?
+Morgan The Fallout Person ikr
ok he couldn't answer a question
"They got the ball stuck on the paper towel roll!" something i never thought I'd hear in Call of Duty
I'm the only person who hasn't bought any DLC.
??
+KIDGIT99_HD me neither
I haven't
+Joseph Stalin I would love to
Matthew Perry Good.
Remember when call of duty maps were actually based off real war zones and not stupid fucking picnic tables and 3 lanes that are all the same
Sorry to say but things change
You can't lie the picnic map is actually pretty dank
+OverBaked Potatoe apperantly things change to absolute nonsense garbage
It's not garbage, CoD is meant to be played for fun, and that's a fun, silly map. If you want to play a game with realistic maps, Go play Insurgency or Battlefield. If you don't want to do that Go complain to the CoD devs, because the RUclips comment section isn't gonna change anything.
+OverBaked Potatoe So you're saying realistic games like battlefield and insurgency are not fun? something doesn't have to be "silly" or absurd to be fun the developers are just doing this on purpose cause they know kids are playing their 18+ age restricted game which is fucked up
"I thought something really fucking cool was going to happen."
My life in nutshell
a b c e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z Notice anything? The D is out for Harambe.
Fuck off Dude
Is I out as well?
Hats off to you, my friend 🎩👏🏼 What a creative comment! 😄 (No sarcasm)
a b c d e f g h i j k m n o p q r s t u v w x y z Notice Anything? You took the L
+The Ironmonkey I will after you.
I miss these times
same those days where some of the best times ever
Ya know what merk? You made a video once saying how hard it was to be an accomplished sniper in bo3, but in this gameplay you have proved that you are now a boss at sniping in bo3
The calories on that bottle at 2:00 was 1337
that's what merk said...
he didnt notice it
Gabriel DaSilva yeah he did.
when
"calories at leet" = 1337
i miss these days sm
Wow, that mech design is from Halo 4, they just copy that
+WowJustWow crispy cheese
+WowJustWow thanks
TornadoMatty01 at least they dnt have steamie wienies
ummmm what?
its not
Call of Duty copied the mantis from halo
it reminds me of the mechs from battlefield 2142
Exactly what I thought
That's how most mechs look like.
Wtf is a mantis
nico segura Halo 4/5 mech
who sees on 2:27 that the pizza costs $134.99?
Inflation?
2:56
Bo3: hay can i copy your homework?
Halo 4: yeah but change it up so it doesn't look obvious
wow what a good way to rip off halos mantis
lol
It's a generic design that's used in many more games than just halo.
He's right.There are variants of these "mechs",in other games.You might be one of those people who play specific games and franchises only.
I think its also the fact that the loadout is the same. Rockets on right and chaingun on left. plus it has the same plating shape as the mantis.
right?
This dude deserves credit THE EDITING
I hope someone makes a 10 hour loop of his outro, such a powerful message makes me cry everytime
so they basically added the mantis from halo I see? so this game is literary like halo now
nope different game
nope different game
nope different game
Diego J well I don't really see a difference
Nah, it was just one map that had a similar mech suit to halo.
Roses are red
Harambe is in heaven
George Bush
Did 9/11
Damn pretty solid
+Game Paralysis That poem was as hard as rock.
History of America
hahahah whyyyy
Merk and The Dooo should totally do a collab
punching ants sounds like advanced warfare 2 and e
3
2020 anyone???
2024 man
The cup holder out here giving me flashbacks of trench warfare
It's so funny how little effort he puts in the titles and thumbnails these days.
I don't watch him for fancy thumbnails, I watch him cause he's funny
I don't remember asking why you watched him.
HydroXLegacy I don't remember losing my daughter, but I did
Something as traumatizing as that should be extremely hard to forget.
HydroXLegacy it's called LSD
that mech looks like the mantis from halo 4
that mech looks like a widespread generic mech design
That Patrick "I luv u" Is what made me laugh
peperonai paizza XD i see u xD
Was that a run for the cube reference?
Merk is runforthecube confirmed
1:38 I know it’s 3 years late but they could have promoted a soda/beer with this map
2:27 = runforthecube
Why do they try to make cod appeal to kids.
because unless you've been under a rock, the past 5 or 6 games have 100% been catering to kids, because ya know, kids are the only people who think the newer games are any good
Why do you hate kids so much? I mean, is it so necessary to have a go at kids, activism are the scummy money grabbing idiots
+ICantDoCapoeira Most of Merks fan base are children too
+Leo Dos Remedios What are you on about?
+Leo Dos Remedios The parents fault for buying their kids a 18+ war game, idiots.
When i played modern warfare 9 years ago, i never thought i would ever be hearing "oh fuck there by the expresso" in call of duty. Kudos activision.
2:46 best jumscare ever
Dude this isnt the last Dlc Zombies Chronicles is xD
The Jaytham SEE4 I dont Know . BECAUSE THIS WAS MADE ONE YEAR AGO
Ink Kirito I know xD
Idk blundell wanted go make it a Dlc so yea i think
actually back in black is final dlc
Cod logics:Explosion in your face can survive it, a mag of bullets can survive, Boxing gloves or a simple knife insta kills....
3:00 wow. CoD wants to be Halo so badly they straight up copied the Mantis from Halo 4
not really it's a WAW remake so it just replaces the tanks
+Z4 Loko could have made a different, non similar design don't you think?
+Z4 Loko they could've just used actual fucking tanks
+Mr. Poopy Butthole hmmm an actual tank where people fucking fly that definitely makes sense
+Z4 Loko hover tank?
did the map at 2:55 remind anyone else of halo?
L
bo3 is halo
Reminds me of a shitty titanfall
the mantis- I mean mech did yes. the map was more of a destiny feel
Jason Antonucci yeah i mean the mantis gave me the feel of a halo map :/
I never thought I would be playing cod on a picnic table
however cool it is, this is NOT call of duty
Yes it is
+BraveLittleHawk 007 how is it bo3 with it's mind fuck campaign that has NOTHING to do with the original story
Oh look bo2 with actual zombies, whats that, bo3 has giant fucking squids, wasps, treants, giant spiders, meatballs and a tentacle gun. Sure do enjoy "ZOMBIES" nowadays
+Jesse taylor you forgot that you still have to kill zombies. if you don't like it. play bo2. simple as that.
+Jesse taylor
destroyed
Treyarch didn't copy the Mantis. Go on Google images and look up mech, and I guarantee you will see at least 5 different mechs that look exactly like the Mantis but were put up on Google images before Halo 4
old call of duty: funny montages, rage clips, and trolling. New call of duty: same thing but no trolling, rage. BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE JETPACKS DABBING AND CUPCCAKES
Yeah you old intro
Your*
Not as old as others
+fatpig2026 you're*
+Xavier Miller He was right
GD Aerogast you're= you are.
Extra long unskipable ads wow Eric I thought you where better then this.
He dosnt choose the ads fucktard.
that is RUclips's choice to make them skippable or not.
xXGTAHUNTAXx no thats not how to works
twiss boss or the ad makers choice, i dont do youtube so i dont give a fuck.
2:28 I Started laughing soo hard. I didint stop until i fell off my chair, landed on legos and started crying.
I remember when COD wasn't just a crappy halo clone.
COD is officially pathetic.
Right lol
*sigh*
Indeed it is, it used to be all serious with characters like mason or Nikolai in world at war and black ops 1, actual characters and events based off the wars, but not... After black ops 2, it's just a money shit show. There is nothing serious or anything related to the Great War or world wars anymore, even though this was based on those times. Call of duty will never be the same. Smh.
TRIGGERED
+SereneKiy2000 COD is starting to become a shit show. The original was better than this, where we ACTUALLY had real settings and not futuristic shit like this.
+They The Mysterious, Blue Ghost The Infamous go back in forums and you could find a lot of people asking for futuristic shit and now you have it you don't want it anymore smh
AY YO THE GLIZZZYYYY
A b c d e f g h I j k l m n p q r s t u v w x y z. Notice anything the o is gone for original
Yeah because your so original (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
U stole it from that guy
BO3 IS DEAD
The map creativity is unique but in a badass way :3
+Alan Reese I guess having a goofy ass cod game isn't bad every once in a while as long as they keep the next few serious
+Random Flops I have a feeling Infinite Warfare MP is gonna have lame maps and so many squeakers
actually, its a storm drain.
+For The Last Time lol
The runforthecube part actually killed me.
Stop click baiting please
+Furry Enchilada wrong comment lmao, I mean what comment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
REPTILIAN AND ROBOTIC COCK lol
BuTTer JaFFaS look at leafy. He clickbaits from his asscheeks.
xXGTAHUNTAXx I hate leafy and vanoss is unfunny
BuTTer JaFFaS Did we ask for your opinion?
"Awh, Fuhk dude, they're by the espresso" 5:30 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dieing hahahahahaha
YES, that picnic map and the zombies map is what's selling me
Erik and dashie should team up lmao
It would've been even better if they also add perk a colas from zombies in the picnic dlc map
That explosion when he sneeze... Funniest part of this episode
Imagine the callouts. "Roger top of the cream filled donut."
The calorie number for oomphalifa soda is perfection
2:50 matmicmar did the same thing haha he shot the bear
I love his outro it makes me laugh especially that fart at the end
Damn that picnic map is almost enough to make me want to buy BO3.......almost. It reminds me of back in the day playing Quake multiplayer on the bedroom map.
The robot that Erik was in was like the Halo mantis
That Tank is literally just the Mantis from Halo 5
I'm not gonna lie the sound of the lmg on the mech is pretty good
Last time Merk dabbed he broke his headphones... I guess he hasn't learnt his lesson.
Everyone talking about the mech and just ignoring the fact that you now get less than half a game for $60 (13 base maps/16 dlc maps)
The Picnic map is pretty dank, it reminds me of the Rats map on CS Portable
callouts be like " DONUT,!?! ... HE IS AT DONUT
I've just been binge watching his Bo3 videos. He made a rather bad game really fun to watch.
M3RK should be in FaZe, he's better than snipers in FaZe anyway. He could make some sick sniping clips in montages.
Pod, Standoff, and that one WaW map as remakes
that run for the cube reference tho😂😂
Anyone else miss the bo3 videos
this map pack makes me so sad that this is what cod has come to fighting in a giant picnic with boxing gloves
6:27 The calling card. The black ops series has seen the most changes.
The story of the dab: Paul pogba scores a goal and that was his celebration. Later he meets drake and shows him the dab
Imagine the callouts for this map, "He's by the donut kill him! THE CHOCOLATE DONUT
before watching this a commercial said, mom, dad where are you then said alexa turn on the lights, the alex turn off the lights, like if you had the same one hahahahahah