How to order pizza like a lawyer | Steve Reed | TEDxNorthwesternU

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @schwartzgii
    @schwartzgii 5 лет назад +476

    - Honey, are you leaving me?
    - Well, let's say I'm just changing jurisdictions here

  • @Synthetikaryote
    @Synthetikaryote 6 лет назад +2609

    I thought this was going to be about ordering the perfect pizza with an obnoxiously specific order. Instead, it's about a pizza place ordering its customers with obnoxiously specific rules.

    • @juliakovach5087
      @juliakovach5087 5 лет назад +34

      Pizza Nazis. Lol

    • @juliakovach5087
      @juliakovach5087 5 лет назад +14

      No pizza for u!

    • @BixbyConsequence
      @BixbyConsequence 5 лет назад +50

      Cash only is perfectly valid way of doing business -- as long as there is a very prominent sign before you enter. But.. pizza shop owners who expect customers to order a day in advance, should work on a bit of lawyerly thinking themselves.

    • @KaperZ0
      @KaperZ0 4 года назад

      Same

    • @paulawolanski4510
      @paulawolanski4510 4 года назад +4

      Make your own pizza by YOUR rules. Then you can't be ordered around

  • @niczabel4809
    @niczabel4809 6 лет назад +6562

    This is irrelevant to the video but I just wanted to let everyone know that I got the entire LEGO movie as my ad

  • @HongFeiBai
    @HongFeiBai 5 лет назад +501

    I get what he's saying. Follow the rules.
    But having worked as a cashier, there's a rule called "customer service" . It's what you do if you want your customers to keep coming back.
    Making too many rules is a system that won't work either. Eventually the system will break.
    Following lawyer rule number 3, you can go to a different place that doesn't have so many rules.

    • @Albanez39
      @Albanez39 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, Delaware is the place where all corporations go and can get away with paying the minimal amount of taxes possible...not to mention offshore accounts and companies.
      America at its best

    • @MylesV
      @MylesV 4 года назад +13

      Putting customers first makes successful companies, putting processes that are convenient for the business and workers before the customer's experience keeps small businesses small.

    • @lucase6407
      @lucase6407 4 года назад +5

      To be fair, they seem to have awesome pizza. The lack of customer service seems to be a price. If you have a good product, you have earned the right to raise the price. Whats nice about this, is that lower-income people can still pay this higher price if they're willing to.

    • @Fundbuero
      @Fundbuero 4 года назад

      He said different rules, not less rules.

    • @acharich
      @acharich 4 года назад

      🤔🤔🤔

  • @duracell8328
    @duracell8328 5 лет назад +469

    "What do you think they think about someone showing up unannounced?"
    I'm inclined to think they'd be thought of as customers

    • @acharich
      @acharich 4 года назад +2

      😅🤣😅

    • @TERRENCEJJR
      @TERRENCEJJR 3 года назад +2

      They have too many customers. You should watch the video and listen.

    • @raymond6845
      @raymond6845 6 дней назад

      @@TERRENCEJJR I watched the video, and I gotta say that "The restaurant is empty" is a weird way to pronounce "They were swamped with customers, and so were unable to serve sooner than 2 hours". You have amazing listening skills to be able to parse that accent.

  • @Manwalkerinpark
    @Manwalkerinpark 8 лет назад +2246

    Burt's closed on July 8th 2016.

    • @tardiskeeper6
      @tardiskeeper6 6 лет назад +448

      Perhaps too many rules? Excessive restrictions can put off customers, can't say I normally ring ahead before eating out.

    • @richard3365
      @richard3365 6 лет назад +519

      Telling a customer to wait 2 hours in an empty lobby will turn away customers as well.

    • @redrounin1440
      @redrounin1440 6 лет назад +230

      No soup for you.

    • @sugarbooty
      @sugarbooty 6 лет назад +170

      NYET

    • @Dick_Gozinya
      @Dick_Gozinya 6 лет назад +255

      Yeah, Burt's Place doesn't sound like the kind of place that I would enjoy, no matter how good the food is.

  • @georgepantzikis7988
    @georgepantzikis7988 6 лет назад +2493

    All I learned is that Burt's is a terrible pizza place and that this guy has too much time on his hands.

    • @jamesd.salehi4752
      @jamesd.salehi4752 5 лет назад +17

      He's blathering. Get to the point

    • @dsgamecube
      @dsgamecube 5 лет назад +85

      Yeah, no wonder they have barely any customers despite allegedly having amazing pizza. I'd rather get a decent pizza by just walking in and handing them my card than jump through all of those hoops for a great one.

    • @JustSomeGuyWithHalfAMoustache
      @JustSomeGuyWithHalfAMoustache 5 лет назад +3

      Your ppf is perfect
      For this comment

    • @hamstercow6219
      @hamstercow6219 5 лет назад +22

      @@dsgamecube A phone call and having cash is jumping through hoops?

    • @jundies171
      @jundies171 5 лет назад

      twas 666 in ur likes

  • @dogcabbageboy467
    @dogcabbageboy467 5 лет назад +1406

    This is a 16 minute talk about him telling us that hes a lawyer

    • @rs832
      @rs832 4 года назад +6

      that he likes

    • @Fenrir_Aus
      @Fenrir_Aus 4 года назад +8

      Oh i didn't know he was a lawyer..... how did you know?

    • @weebified
      @weebified 4 года назад +5

      About flexing he’s a lawyer

    • @AlexTrusk91
      @AlexTrusk91 4 года назад +1

      @Evan Root Exactly what i tought

    • @Shyted
      @Shyted 4 года назад +2

      His mum made him do it.

  • @BunnySlippers82
    @BunnySlippers82 6 лет назад +790

    It seems like he made this entire speech just to compliment his reasoning and analytical skills.

    • @hamstercow6219
      @hamstercow6219 5 лет назад +20

      Or to share it all like every ted talk does

    • @parryxxlivxx
      @parryxxlivxx 5 лет назад +30

      According to your reasoning, anyone trying to impart something they’ve learned is “showing off”. According to your reasoning, the sharing of knowledge or insight is something to sneer at. With such reasoning, we would likely all be living in caves.

    • @narrenitsuwaru8052
      @narrenitsuwaru8052 5 лет назад +12

      Houses are just modern caves.

    • @pandacakes6613
      @pandacakes6613 5 лет назад +3

      @@parryxxlivxx Doesn't change the fact it's not as good as most other TED talks.

    • @parryxxlivxx
      @parryxxlivxx 5 лет назад +4

      Panda Cakes I wasn’t (nobody so far was) comparing this talk to any of the others, I was merely objecting to the sentiment expressed in the primary comment, without referring to the talk’s quality

  • @freeearthcitizen7601
    @freeearthcitizen7601 4 года назад +157

    "To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has actually read the inside of the top of the box." -- Jerry Seinfeld.

    • @sitalamamasita2301
      @sitalamamasita2301 3 года назад +2

      Actually they know the law they practice not all the laws in a country 🙄 🤷

  • @connorstandingready6312
    @connorstandingready6312 8 лет назад +1723

    Burt's sounds like a horrible place to eat. Like let's say I've never been there before. How am I supposed to know to call one day ahead? And what kind of establishment in this day and age doesn't take credit cards? I would happily take my business elsewhere.

    • @richard3365
      @richard3365 6 лет назад +197

      You're not alone. That's probably why they went out of business a year later.

    • @kento369
      @kento369 6 лет назад +63

      There's a wonderful sandwich chain in my town/county that doesn't take card. Of course you don't have to call ahead and they have an ATM in the store, also helps that the place is basically a bar.

    • @xenathcytrin202
      @xenathcytrin202 6 лет назад +76

      Not all, but some places don't take credit cards because credit cards can be tracked as to how much money was exchanged how many times.
      The reason they might not want this could be because they are a money laundering front, basically the business is a facade made to look like it could be profitable through which illegal money can be transferred to 'normal' people without suspicion being thrown their way.
      Or they are just really old fashioned and will likely go out of business.

    • @KyleAndRyanProgram
      @KyleAndRyanProgram 6 лет назад +11

      Richard Burt died

    • @blazingfire7517
      @blazingfire7517 6 лет назад +31

      If you find yourself breaching the contract, change jurisdictions.

  • @sdfjasdfp0-
    @sdfjasdfp0- 6 лет назад +2900

    That sounds like a terrible place to eat, no wonder they closed down.

    • @teapot619
      @teapot619 6 лет назад +181

      my feeling is that they didn't have a formal restaurant backgroud, whereby they had ingredients in reserve ect. For their on time deliever they would pre-prepare the food so that it could be cooked and served on time. this isnt how a resturant should operate, and thats why they closed down. Old school methodolgies dont work in todays society.

    • @fordrac1ng81
      @fordrac1ng81 6 лет назад +23

      Or he was old and shortly after closing the restaurant and now it's back open because everyone loved it so much.

    • @KitchenOne-California
      @KitchenOne-California 6 лет назад +24

      “Eat at”

    • @ziggityzoo9681
      @ziggityzoo9681 6 лет назад +28

      tono80 No, it closed down because someone ate the place.

    • @KitchenOne-California
      @KitchenOne-California 6 лет назад +8

      ZiggityZoo Damn, probably Some hungry American....

  • @rockymckay1705
    @rockymckay1705 7 лет назад +2097

    So obviously berts place is a front for the russian mob, are we just not gonna talk about that?

    • @douglasp2469
      @douglasp2469 6 лет назад +78

      Was thinking the same

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 6 лет назад +325

      I don't know what you're talking about. It's just a cash only, call and order at least a day ahead, we don't really want your business, mom and pop restaurant.

    • @SpectrumSurvivalist
      @SpectrumSurvivalist 6 лет назад +120

      If they don't really want your business, then it's definitely a front for something.

    • @mmmk1616
      @mmmk1616 6 лет назад +67

      Probably it was, but he did say they had really great pizza...

    • @matts5247
      @matts5247 6 лет назад +52

      Sure Locke that’s the Italian part of town. Have you ever heard of a Russian pizza?

  • @Karaboo7
    @Karaboo7 4 года назад +38

    TL;DW
    Basically, everyone has rules about things in life, who they like, love, are attracted to etc.
    Including things they want and don't want to do. Respect others, communicate what you want in a relationship, and don't go to Burt's pizza place.

    • @siliasporter4424
      @siliasporter4424 4 года назад +4

      You said more in just a few words than he could do in a hour

  • @fallondriade
    @fallondriade 6 лет назад +20

    8:55 to 11:38 is where he talks about how to order the pizza

  • @joebobjenkins7837
    @joebobjenkins7837 6 лет назад +345

    Thank you for letting me know where to avoid pizza when I'm in illinois.

  • @joewithajay
    @joewithajay 6 лет назад +857

    I was hoping it would go somewhere. All I learned is that Burt's deserves to close.

    • @steliostoulis1875
      @steliostoulis1875 6 лет назад +12

      joewithajay it did

    • @joewithajay
      @joewithajay 6 лет назад +36

      In that case
      I will look out the window, upon a rainy downpour.
      And tie the curtain back, neatly.
      Delicately.
      And take a breath
      Being, feeling
      At peace

    • @ladamedesaraignees1764
      @ladamedesaraignees1764 6 лет назад +6

      It closed because Bert died
      It's been reopened by the new owners by popular demand

    • @enkiimuto1041
      @enkiimuto1041 6 лет назад

      Same.

    • @hccraig7605
      @hccraig7605 6 лет назад

      You weren't patient enough, or weren't really listening.

  • @smurfk2144
    @smurfk2144 6 лет назад +460

    That's pretty much how lawyering works. You start talking about pizza, then you switch your focus on the blandest and uninteresting story you can think of, halfway through your speech, no one listens anymore, and they only remember the pizza part. They are hungry, annoyed, bored out of their mind, they will sign anything just to get out of the room and go have a pizza.

    • @CockatooDude
      @CockatooDude 6 лет назад +11

      Nah man I liked it.

    • @cohnben
      @cohnben 6 лет назад +4

      Lawyer stuck in academia* ha. Not necessarily one in practice. Practicing attorney eats the pizza with a beer, drinks another beer. Orders another beer, then tells an interesting war story and follows up with another beer. Academic turns ordering pizza into a learning experience??

    • @winstonchurchill624
      @winstonchurchill624 6 лет назад +7

      SmurfK I thought it was interesting.

    • @Kirmeins
      @Kirmeins 6 лет назад +6

      Which is the reason why most people need lawyers in the first place: Their mind refuses to work any more once food or other primal needs are mentioned so they need someone else to guide them through the rules in order to get them said food early enough that they won't starve! :D Attention span < 2 minutes would mean you'll either have to pay a lawyer to get the good stuff for you or just settle for Pizza Hut - not nearly as good but easy to get in under two minutes...

  • @ticks4ticks4
    @ticks4ticks4 5 лет назад +66

    May I ask, where is your analysis of "Where to stand in line in Costco?" .

    • @randomperson8571
      @randomperson8571 5 лет назад +6

      This should be top comment

    • @ticks4ticks4
      @ticks4ticks4 5 лет назад +1

      @@randomperson8571 Thanks!

    • @BT-cp4lq
      @BT-cp4lq 4 года назад +2

      Usually at the end of the line is a good place to start

  • @huanzhang4110
    @huanzhang4110 6 лет назад +904

    First time I’ve been bored to death by a ted talk

    • @thechairmancow
      @thechairmancow 5 лет назад +28

      Dont be a lawyer, accountant, or auditor

    • @BlueRabbitification
      @BlueRabbitification 5 лет назад +44

      Did you still watch it, like I did? And later felt like you're kinda mad at yourself for going through with it, expecting something interesting to come up at the end or something, like I did?

    • @jakerubin2250
      @jakerubin2250 5 лет назад +1

      Audiotors are required to be CPA’s so they’re still accountants

    • @radman73
      @radman73 5 лет назад +1

      oh man just try watching "play with smart materials" its terrible expceally when you have to do it for school

    • @radman73
      @radman73 5 лет назад +1

      oh wait, that was almost a year ago

  • @davidveilleux944
    @davidveilleux944 8 лет назад +87

    What I took from this is that the people who run Burt's should find a different line of work. If this is not a fictional restaurant they will go out of business quickly. Successful businesses cater to the customers' needs, not the other way around. That's just crazy.

    • @Magnivore519
      @Magnivore519 8 лет назад +2

      If they yelled 'nyet' (which isn't a swear word) then they're probably Russian and we know they're crazy.

    • @rockymckay1705
      @rockymckay1705 7 лет назад +14

      Front businesses don't go out of business

    • @HeyItsKora
      @HeyItsKora 7 лет назад +2

      To an extend I agree but I do believe that a customers behaviour and attitude does directly reflect the service they receive in a majority of cases. Hurts pizza place does happen to be an extreme example though

    • @HeyItsKora
      @HeyItsKora 7 лет назад +1

      Burts*

    • @richard3365
      @richard3365 6 лет назад +8

      1: It's not a fictional restaurant. 2: It DID go out of business, about a year after this "Ted Talk".

  • @hybrdthry911
    @hybrdthry911 7 лет назад +663

    I will take my business elsewhere for the same reason people take their business to Delaware...they have a lot less rules to follow.

    • @KitchenOne-California
      @KitchenOne-California 6 лет назад +19

      hybrdthry911 So you paid attention and got the point of the talk. Congratulations

    • @Reefdevil
      @Reefdevil 6 лет назад +2

      zing!

    • @AngelousSpike
      @AngelousSpike 6 лет назад +5

      fewer not less

    • @danpt2000
      @danpt2000 6 лет назад

      fewer, and less, I don't see a difference.

    • @AngelousSpike
      @AngelousSpike 6 лет назад +5

      if what you are talking about is countable then it is fewer, if it's not then it's less.

  • @overlorddruid8488
    @overlorddruid8488 6 лет назад +75

    I agree that if people read the rules and followed them correctly they would have a good time. However Burt's doesn't seem to understand how business works. Most people expect to be able to walk into a restaurant, sit down, order what they want and get there food in a timely manner. Burt's breaks this rule by in-convincing their customers with rules that are out of the norm. No one wants to sit down and wait for a pizza for 2 hours when they can just go to pizza hut and get one in under 20 minutes, especially when there is no one else present. Making a difficult experience for people by making rules that seem mundane to most people will not keep people coming back, no matter how good your pizza is. I know that's not what the point of his talk is, its about thinking like a lawyer and the difference of perspective that gives you. This was just my perspective, from my experience.

    • @hotjanuary
      @hotjanuary 6 лет назад +6

      Overlord Druid. I believe the 2 hour rule has to do with making pizza dough and grating cheese. I make my own pizza and pita dough. It takes 1.5 hours to wait for the dough to rise. If I use it after the 2 hour mark, the dough tastes more sour, and not the taste I wanted. If I freeze my dough ahead of time, the flavour tastes lifeless.
      Make your own bread from fresh ingredients and you will notice a difference.

    • @blisterpacman
      @blisterpacman 6 лет назад +7

      yeah but grabbing behind the counter for your slice is considered stealing... you pay for the pizza first and the serve it to you... you don't just start grabbing food at a restaurant.

    • @overlorddruid8488
      @overlorddruid8488 5 лет назад +2

      @@hotjanuary That's true but that's also why most restaurants make things like that before hand or as the customers come in so its ready when the costumer orders. If they want to make their pizzas as ordered then they shouldn't give the appearance and thus expectation that it'll be like every other sit down restaurant and not waste customers time.

  • @sunnie734
    @sunnie734 6 лет назад +807

    "How to say in 16 minutes what could have been said in 3."

    • @evilkidm93b
      @evilkidm93b 5 лет назад +31

      Almost the entirety of all articles, talks and videos are like that. For example try googling "How to flip your screen horizontally". I bet you that most guides you will find will first spend at least a few sentences talking about the reasons why flipping the screen could be useful or other irrelevant introductory information. Don't know why people feel the need to do that, but I guess it would be perceived as awkward if it was done any different. I'm not an expert but I read a few guides on how to write good articles and they recommend expanding what you want to say with tons of examples and only slowly arrive at the point, like he did.

    • @notKitCat
      @notKitCat 5 лет назад +9

      Minesweeper Most videos on RUclips are made at least 10 minutes long because of the way youtube ad revenue works. Basically if the video is at least 10 minutes long, the $ they get from ads goes up.

    • @Lezappen
      @Lezappen 5 лет назад +6

      @@evilkidm93b It's all about search engine optimisation, google favours long written articles over short texts in its prioritisation of search results

    • @evilkidm93b
      @evilkidm93b 5 лет назад

      @@Lezappen Oh that explains it, good to know!

    • @brianw4brian
      @brianw4brian 5 лет назад

      Bafflegab is a word describes this massive stink youtube tedztalk.

  • @danielowens8510
    @danielowens8510 5 лет назад +160

    These comments are so goood, he’s probably reading them saying “they’re just jealous they’re not a lawyer like me”
    We aren’t jealous

    • @esdrascardona6606
      @esdrascardona6606 5 лет назад +6

      Well, I kinda wish I had that money but Im also okay with not sacrificing half my life.

    • @AbeTheFakeSage
      @AbeTheFakeSage 5 лет назад

      How is it sacrificing half your life? Undergrad is 4 years while law school is 2-3. It’s merely devoting your ENTIRE life to a profession you believe could be a force for good.

  • @xenathcytrin202
    @xenathcytrin202 6 лет назад +740

    Burts sounds like a money laundering front honestly.

    • @monkey314159
      @monkey314159 6 лет назад +40

      Xenath Cytrin yeah, no clients and only takes cash.

    • @danpt2000
      @danpt2000 6 лет назад +24

      prices subject to change without notice.

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 6 лет назад +2

      Barber shops

    • @noiapahincognito1973
      @noiapahincognito1973 6 лет назад +4

      yeah, thats why the lawyer has to be there, and they are nice to him

    • @CDAWWGG43
      @CDAWWGG43 6 лет назад +1

      That's why shady Russian pizza casinos are the best shady pizza casinos.

  • @darrelstinkmeaner4673
    @darrelstinkmeaner4673 6 лет назад +2044

    How to order pizza like a lawyer: 16 minutes 14 seconds
    How to order pizza like a normal person:

    • @BrianJian
      @BrianJian 6 лет назад +58

      Actually, it's 16 min 15 seconds. (Someone didn't read the time capacity like a lawyer.)

    • @laneroach1699
      @laneroach1699 6 лет назад +6

      Brian Jian its 16 mins 14 seconds

    • @lazerbolt5277
      @lazerbolt5277 6 лет назад +5

      That symbol means greater then 2. Therfore it means that people take 2+ minutes but a lawyer caps out at 16ish minutes

    • @maxgunther3420
      @maxgunther3420 6 лет назад +45

      < 2 means less than 2 lol.

    • @justdougproductions3642
      @justdougproductions3642 6 лет назад +17

      How to order pizza like a lawyer at Burt's: 16 min 14 seconds
      How to order pizza like a normal person at Burt's: 2hours

  • @gabrielhowardMKE
    @gabrielhowardMKE 6 лет назад +807

    Just save yourself 16 minutes the video goes nowhere there's no point to it basically Berts Pizza is incredibly strict and rigid with the rules and has shity customer service

    • @william_lloyd_Nix
      @william_lloyd_Nix 6 лет назад +40

      Actually the point is having the perspective of a lawyer can change the way you think about a problem or situation. He first had to explain the 3 steps in thinking like a lawyer. He than provided real life examples. How you use this information is upto you....

    • @joshuahamm7404
      @joshuahamm7404 6 лет назад +5

      I heard ya thanks. Moving along

    • @digiryde
      @digiryde 5 лет назад +9

      Gabriel completely missed the point of the whole talk. lmao

    • @sebastianyu5383
      @sebastianyu5383 5 лет назад +7

      You completely missed his point. It was try to understand people’s rules and your own, to be more successful in life.

    • @alittlebitofkit8384
      @alittlebitofkit8384 5 лет назад

      Gabriel Howard psst.... I don’t think anybody knows what a joke is

  • @dsabre4990
    @dsabre4990 4 года назад +50

    He proved my one rule in life useful: stay far away from lawyers.

  • @zb684
    @zb684 4 года назад +68

    As a Lawyer, I approve of this message. Terms and conditions apply.

  • @MrHatoi
    @MrHatoi 6 лет назад +120

    What does any of this have to do with being a lawyer? "We don't take credit cards" means that they don't take credit cards, "Please call ahead" means you should probably call ahead. None of this is particularly complicated, anyone who had been to the restaurant more than once or twice would figure it out, lawyer or not.

    • @hamstercow6219
      @hamstercow6219 5 лет назад +4

      It means they can see rules being defined better than those who simply believed they were requests. The important thing was that he figured it out first time, this video was more about the relationship stuff and rules anyways.

    • @mikeneese5419
      @mikeneese5419 5 лет назад

      Applause

    • @JackRaymond1980
      @JackRaymond1980 3 года назад

      In most cases, you might be right. But I'm sure everyone has people in their lives who finds it difficult to follow "rules".

  • @reconrecon5470
    @reconrecon5470 6 лет назад +186

    You have to place your order the day before? Burt's can't be a very successful restaurant.

    • @lanezyt6265
      @lanezyt6265 6 лет назад +7

      ReCon ReCon it closed down

    • @blisterpacman
      @blisterpacman 6 лет назад

      must of been really popular

    • @ScottSavage-sh5fq
      @ScottSavage-sh5fq 6 лет назад +5

      It cosed because burt died but was re-opened because everyone loved the food, its been on tv shows

    • @joespicer2154
      @joespicer2154 6 лет назад +2

      Delivered in 30 hours or it's free!

  • @keswicknation9336
    @keswicknation9336 5 лет назад +4

    If you're scrolling through the comments section because he stopped talking about the pizza story after 2 minutes, then basically the rest of the story is that you have to place your pizza order hours ahead. You read this in 10 seconds, saved you 14 minutes. Go next.

  • @prajwalkashyap3676
    @prajwalkashyap3676 5 лет назад +105

    The title should be renamed as "how to bore people to death bragging about being a lawyer"

    • @heythave
      @heythave 3 года назад

      No, you didn’t get it.

    • @madsubhash
      @madsubhash 3 года назад +2

      Bro I can't even survive 5 minutes lol

  • @Turandot29
    @Turandot29 6 лет назад +375

    I would never eat at Bert's. They sound like twatwaffles.

  • @michaelbrownemakeupartist
    @michaelbrownemakeupartist 6 лет назад +116

    and the lesson was , don't go to burts for pizza

  • @08codys90
    @08codys90 6 лет назад +142

    That's the most horrible pizza place I've ever heard of! Call a day ahead. Don't ask for your bill or it won't come for an extra half hour. Don't get your own slice of pizza off the pan. I was happy to read in the comments that the place closed down. Glad I never had the misfortune of eating there then walking out without paying because they refused to bring the bill.

    • @JuvartSoulTaker
      @JuvartSoulTaker 6 лет назад +8

      08codys90 pretty sure if they refuse to bill you in a timely fashion you don't need to pay it's on them. They refused payment.

    • @asbood112
      @asbood112 6 лет назад +5

      The place did close down but it has reopened since.

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 6 лет назад +9

      asbood112 Yep. Definitely a front for money laundering.

    • @mitsako1
      @mitsako1 6 лет назад

      Maybe if we look at what he said as an EXAMPLE and maybe just maybe if you didn't literally focus on the pizza place you could benefit a little from the talk. It's not about pizza it's about how the world works and I'm sad noone gets it. This guy gets it though and that's why he earned a tiny bit of respect. That's cause I only heard him speak for 10 minutes I don't know the guy and I am not gonna just jump into conclusions because iNtErNet!

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 6 лет назад

      @@mitsako1 Ok, you know no one was talking about the speech, no one in this thread criticized it. That being said, it is a long, meandering affair with a good chunk of its time dedicated to an example so bad it took over the comments section. His analysis was alright but hard to follow, and he did sometimes come across as kind of elitist. That's what comes to mind for me when I don't focus on the pizza place.

  • @dhirajgupta9802
    @dhirajgupta9802 6 лет назад +453

    how to defend a pizzeria with horrible service yeah a typical lawyer driven ted

    • @ScottSavage-sh5fq
      @ScottSavage-sh5fq 6 лет назад +2

      Dhiraj Gupta its not horrible service its rules that the customer didnt follow

    • @R0DisG0D
      @R0DisG0D 6 лет назад +22

      Scott Savage That's no excuse for being rude. Especially if you have such excentric rules, you can kindly inform people about them instead of yelling at them.

    • @ScottSavage-sh5fq
      @ScottSavage-sh5fq 6 лет назад +2

      R0DisG0D well some people are different you cant help it not everyone is nice, sometimes you didnt listen and make it harder on someone ik that when someone breaks my rules on things i have ownership over i get pretty pissed off even if they didnt do anything illegal because it happens to damn often.

    • @Candorsmayhem
      @Candorsmayhem 6 лет назад +7

      Scott Savage can't help being rude? Man, they're not in the right business.

    • @bryanhawkins9418
      @bryanhawkins9418 5 лет назад

      Right! Ordering a pizza a day ahead of time!? That’s preposterous!! Can’t serve yourself?! Wait for the best time to ask for the check???

  • @anirbanc88
    @anirbanc88 2 года назад +1

    1. guide yourself through the rules/ obsessively learn the rules
    2. notice how we layer the rules on top of basic guidelines and build contracts over them to customize to need
    3. change jurisdictions when necessary or you find yourself breaching contract
    Legal thinking can help improve your life.

  • @TeslaFamilyTravels
    @TeslaFamilyTravels 5 лет назад +188

    Pretentious bow tie: ✅
    Mismatched unpressed suit: ✅
    Bad hairpiece: ✅
    “I’m a lawyer”: ✅
    I’m outta here

  • @BrightBlueJim
    @BrightBlueJim 6 лет назад +218

    I watched the whole thing. I still have no idea how to order pizza like a lawyer.

    • @angelomateus3377
      @angelomateus3377 6 лет назад +16

      FOLLOW THE DAMN RULES!

    • @tayleanruatha
      @tayleanruatha 6 лет назад

      This explains sooooo much!

    • @imc440
      @imc440 6 лет назад +2

      Don't go to Burts.

    • @AmxDude1969
      @AmxDude1969 6 лет назад +9

      Follow the rules, If you don’t like the rules, Switch pizza place jurisdiction.

    • @sourgummyworms8069
      @sourgummyworms8069 6 лет назад +1

      You, my friend, are in breach of contract.

  • @randomguy2113
    @randomguy2113 6 лет назад +352

    first Ted talk that I didn't like. made it three quarters through feeling like a chore.

  • @ZakFarley
    @ZakFarley 6 лет назад +400

    Moral of the story: Don't Go to Burts

    • @CockatooDude
      @CockatooDude 6 лет назад +1

      Well here's the point that everyone missed, we don't know how good their pizza is.

    • @ropeburn6684
      @ropeburn6684 6 лет назад +11

      No matter how good, I'd not give my money to a bunch of rude assholes. And believe me, I'm used to bad customer service here in Germany.

    • @BillyShelton4
      @BillyShelton4 6 лет назад +3

      I was thinking the exact opposite. If it is so good that people will put up with this treatment, it must be amazing pizza. I want to try it.

  • @analarmingnumberofbees4571
    @analarmingnumberofbees4571 6 лет назад +18

    So...
    How to order pizza like a lawyer:
    Find a pizza place with a bunch of rules and then follow them

  • @fitnessnaturale
    @fitnessnaturale 6 лет назад +9

    Perfectly explains what social interaction means.

  • @stevet.3630
    @stevet.3630 6 лет назад +127

    I had my pizza ordered, delivered and finished by the end of this video.

  • @kyll5552
    @kyll5552 8 лет назад +797

    How To Have So Much Money And Free Time That You Give A Ted Talk About Ordering Pizza

    • @redsquirrel3893
      @redsquirrel3893 6 лет назад +30

      It's probably good pr for him and his legal firm.

    • @hrothgargames6251
      @hrothgargames6251 6 лет назад +4

      He's not a part of a traditional firm, he's a part of the u Chicago entrepreneurial law department, and they take clients.

    • @DavidAndrewsPEC
      @DavidAndrewsPEC 6 лет назад +20

      Way to go missing the point, bellend.
      It was about the issue of helping people to navigate through rules - which is what a lawyer does!

    • @frendhoffnoe-wan9852
      @frendhoffnoe-wan9852 6 лет назад +4

      "Using his expertise as a Clinical Professor of Law at Northwestern Law and as the Assistant Director at the Entrepreneurship Law Center, Steve Reed will demonstrate the benefits (and drawbacks) of legal thinking and analysis when applied to everyday life."

    • @Eunostos
      @Eunostos 6 лет назад +4

      Or how to be so interested in your field that you want an opportunity to nerd out over it?

  • @zm495
    @zm495 7 лет назад +812

    I'm a lawyer too, but honestly, it doesn't take a lawyer to understand that/act like that.... lol

    • @humanbear4
      @humanbear4 6 лет назад +10

      Lawyers more closely, and read more things than the average person. Just saying

    • @tybushnell9819
      @tybushnell9819 6 лет назад +27

      I think what made this worth listening to is that he broke everyday interaction down into little bits which could be consumed and thought over. Most people tend to do many of these things to some extent just by default but not many people think very much about what exactly it is they are doing that is if they are even aware they do it.

    • @andreasrs69
      @andreasrs69 6 лет назад +13

      Guess programmers and designers have to deal with smilar troubles

    • @whynot9899
      @whynot9899 6 лет назад +1

      Demonism I wish that was the case. But really, if everyone did that you wouldn't have so much business in some cases. Haha

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline 6 лет назад +7

      Not so much about being a lawer, this is how an aspie sees the world. You don't like being surprised by peoples rules they impose on themselves (and you when you interact with them, aka pizza place owners) so you look for those rules everywhere in order to be comfortable and know you're "being" correct.

  • @ilmu011
    @ilmu011 6 лет назад +133

    4 minutes in and lost me, buddy. You just don't speak of anything of substance.

    • @vitamix3676
      @vitamix3676 5 лет назад +1

      you're just not a lawyer

    • @br00talcabbage64
      @br00talcabbage64 5 лет назад

      ilmu011 I’m 2 minutes in and I think it’s a giant conspiracy.

  • @Nebocsid
    @Nebocsid 4 года назад +6

    "You should like your friends and they should like you." Things I'd like to point out to certain people throughout my life.

  • @pastuleo79
    @pastuleo79 6 лет назад +379

    Dont waste your time, watch another video friend.

  • @Eunostos
    @Eunostos 6 лет назад +147

    Video showed me that self-awareness is not an important skill for a lawyer and that he has not the slightest hint of shame while describing patently corrupt proceedures.

    • @GunFunZS
      @GunFunZS 6 лет назад +10

      What was corrupt about understanding the rules and following them?

    • @energyzap9484
      @energyzap9484 6 лет назад +6

      GunFun ZS although rules are a modern necessity to run a civilised society, overanalyzing them almost lingers as a poison on your humanity

    • @calum1495
      @calum1495 6 лет назад +21

      Uhhh...this is literally just business, not even close to corruption

    • @GunFunZS
      @GunFunZS 6 лет назад +7

      He has an axe to grind. I doubt you'll be able to get him to see even the obvious objectively.

  • @darthutah6649
    @darthutah6649 6 лет назад +113

    "How to order pizza like a lawyer?"
    *makes a call to get pizza*
    pizza guy: thank you for calling dominos pizza, may I take our order?
    me: your honor, I would like a pepperoni pizza with some sausage on the side
    pizza guy: that will be $21.85
    me: OBJECTION, I'll pay $10
    pizza guy: yeah, we can't do that. In case you haven't noticed, we ain't an auction
    me: but your honor, this is a democracy
    pizza guy: I'm glad you honor me but we set a price and if you don't like it, don't come here
    me: does that mean no pizza?
    pizza guy: guess so
    me: that's cruel and unusual punishment for a guy fighting for his rights
    pizza guy: ok, I'm gonna hang up now
    me: wait! there was nothing on your policy about hanging up if the person was arguing for the right to order pizza, this is an ex post facto law!
    *guy hangs up*

    • @PaperRaines
      @PaperRaines 6 лет назад

      I feel this comment needs more likes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stephenwatchesyoutube
      @stephenwatchesyoutube 6 лет назад +1

      Thank you for this

    • @h2o848
      @h2o848 6 лет назад

      (violin)
      doo do doo do duh do doo
      Doo duh duh doo doo da da doooo doooo
      *repeat

    • @isaacyoung1868
      @isaacyoung1868 6 лет назад +1

      Darth Utah 66 yeah I'm glad i read this comment.. this is the real click bait for the video title

    • @nak3dxsnake
      @nak3dxsnake 6 лет назад

      That was a lot of effort for something not funny.

  • @phuzzynet
    @phuzzynet 5 лет назад +15

    Wow, this is the only TED talk I've ever regretted watching.

  • @LumocolorARTnr1319
    @LumocolorARTnr1319 5 лет назад +1

    You have one chance to talk on TED for millions of people and you do this.

  • @RhayaderGoesToTown
    @RhayaderGoesToTown 6 лет назад +12

    "High on life, and marijuana" is one of the best phrases I ever heard.

  • @molonlabe7706
    @molonlabe7706 6 лет назад +66

    I changed my pizza jurisdiction to Pizza Hut.

  • @JarrettGriff13
    @JarrettGriff13 8 лет назад +48

    Sounds like awful customer service

  • @keisatori123
    @keisatori123 6 лет назад +5

    good encapsulation of legal thinking in practical life. Been looking for something like this. Thanks for sharing!

  • @sydneymarinie7732
    @sydneymarinie7732 4 года назад +2

    Im so glad I watched this because it’s just proof I can y’all for fifteen minutes for my assignment due tonight but I don’t have to actually have anything to say.

  • @martinjensen3457
    @martinjensen3457 6 лет назад +34

    Basically what I learned was why lawyers are a problem.
    Instead of following general social norms, it's more important to follow hidden obscure rules.
    I understand that rules serve a purpose, but here he was talking about having to figure out something that wasn't completely obvious unless you read the menu before you came, and being proud of it because he's a lawyer. Seems out of touch with society.

  • @Epic-so3ek
    @Epic-so3ek 6 лет назад +113

    We all got to request videos in class. We all had a secret competition of who could choose the worst, most awful terrible bordering and cringe inducing video. Everyone choose the criginiest thing they could find. From little kids screaming over fortnight to little kids screaming at minecraft. I just choose this one. This is a class of 22 people.
    I won.

    • @PaperRaines
      @PaperRaines 6 лет назад +3

      Niiiiiiiiiice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamdGG
      @SamdGG 6 лет назад +14

      Your comment would've won too

    • @cameronwalker5954
      @cameronwalker5954 6 лет назад +6

      this was better than the video

    • @a0flj0
      @a0flj0 6 лет назад +5

      Leave that class, if you want to get a proper education.

    • @KZ-xt4hl
      @KZ-xt4hl 5 лет назад +1

      @@a0flj0 Hello mr obnoxious lawyer in every comment who feels offended

  • @MockingBirdGotU
    @MockingBirdGotU 6 лет назад +32

    what I've learned from this: Lawyers are very helpful, cautious, and aware of the rules that are seen and unseen in our society, people on Tv shows are more beautiful then the real deal, and I shall never go eat at Burt's no matter how da am good their pizza is.

  • @MartyOfEarth
    @MartyOfEarth 2 года назад +2

    He: I know what Bazinga means
    That one guy in the audience: hahaha

  • @Degan1000
    @Degan1000 6 лет назад +308

    I work at an Italian restaurant and pizzeria. I guarantee no restaurant that took this approach would stay in business. Also, this guy is a dweeb.

    • @holgermayer7076
      @holgermayer7076 6 лет назад +16

      He is a lawyer - what would you expect?

    • @issarealbanger7734
      @issarealbanger7734 6 лет назад +15

      I guess that's why Burt's shut down..

    • @a0flj0
      @a0flj0 6 лет назад +11

      Not a fast food restaurant, that's right. Several extremely high class restaurants throughout the world take this approach, and thrive.
      Pizza has gotten a reputation of fast food, but that's undeserved. It is indeed a faster food than some other dishes of the traditional Italian cuisine, but proper pizza is worlds apart from a McDonald's burger or anything similar.

    • @officialtechin5
      @officialtechin5 5 лет назад +3

      Burt's health was declining and unfortunately he passed away the next year. Reopened in 2017.
      I agree with your comment and found it amusing.. But apparently Burt's is world renowned since the restaurant appeared on TV, and that business model works...for them.

    • @Niosus
      @Niosus 4 года назад

      @@officialtechin5 old comment but I'd like to add this for whoever stumbles upon it next.
      Turns out that the newly reopened restaurant does accept credit card, and no longer has the huge warnings on the menu.
      Going by the prices, this isn't a fast-food chain, but it's definitely not high cuisine either. It's exactly the kind of place I would walk into on a Saturday night if I'm looking for a good meal without going for anything special.
      I've seen some other comments pointing out that the behavior described here is fairly normal for very high end restaurants. But this is clearly and everyday restaurant for normal people looking for a decent pizza. Nothing special about it...

  • @kirked007
    @kirked007 8 лет назад +719

    What the hell was that talk all about? It was lost on me.

    • @heidis.3699
      @heidis.3699 8 лет назад +61

      +kirked007 I wish I could tell you... I am lost right along with you :(

    • @EinWenigRebellion
      @EinWenigRebellion 8 лет назад +63

      +Heidi S. I go to law school and it was mostly lost on me as well

    • @jansvoboda4293
      @jansvoboda4293 6 лет назад +138

      It's quite simple. Take the effort to find out the rules and use them to meet your goals if you want to be successful where cooperation with others is required. And if you cannot live by the rules, change jurisdiction.

    • @jamesmcload1137
      @jamesmcload1137 6 лет назад +5

      Follow the rules!

    • @Dick_Gozinya
      @Dick_Gozinya 6 лет назад +16

      Play by the rules, unless you can break them without getting caught.

  • @cosmickitty9533
    @cosmickitty9533 6 лет назад +8

    'You know how you think lawyers are super smart and attractive...'
    um. no. lol

  • @julimae6541
    @julimae6541 5 лет назад +5

    I don't get why everybody got bored by this talk. I really enjoyed it and I hope Steeve Reed gets the help he needs for his at least mild form of OCD ;-)

  • @orzelw
    @orzelw 5 лет назад +12

    I would rather hear his advice on where to stand in line at Costco. THAT'S something I could use.

  • @KaspuKasper
    @KaspuKasper 6 лет назад +1

    this is an excellent case study in lawyers: they have the intelligence and the logical capabilities of defending things that are to a degree indefensible, and the key to this solely is preparation and prior knowledge to the events happening.

  • @monkey314159
    @monkey314159 6 лет назад +180

    Cash only business... Can someone say tax fraud?

    • @Sky_lars
      @Sky_lars 6 лет назад +30

      Actually taking a card costs money for the owner, and using cash or checks is easier and brings down expenses for the business. Since it is a small business it makes sense to be cash only, especially if they don't want the problems that come with dealing with paying the card company.

    • @arjunyg4655
      @arjunyg4655 6 лет назад +6

      RisenFromTartarus The Demon actually paying taxes costs money so it makes sense not to do that either 🙄

    • @arjunyg4655
      @arjunyg4655 6 лет назад +1

      HangingMike only if you get caught, which is pretty difficult, if you only underreport sales by a few percent...

    • @a0flj0
      @a0flj0 6 лет назад +1

      @@arjunyg4655 A family business operated by two seemingly older people is highly unlikely to want to get into tax fraud trouble.

    • @wearblackclothes
      @wearblackclothes 6 лет назад +1

      Not taking plastic in 2019 lol k bye

  • @jullianaubrey9936
    @jullianaubrey9936 6 лет назад +14

    Should be retitled: "All my jokes failed: here's why"

  • @TheGreatMagnifier15
    @TheGreatMagnifier15 6 лет назад +7

    Excellent speech. Condensing the concepts into those 3 key ideas was great, and I enjoyed the examples. Well done.

  • @varshavyas6234
    @varshavyas6234 3 года назад +1

    So good, so helpful, thank you.

  • @jacobgoodman9770
    @jacobgoodman9770 6 лет назад

    It hurts me that this video is getting so much hate. He's a genuinely likable guy and he's just trying to teach you valuable life lessons that have worked in improving his life.

  • @mackenzieweiler9390
    @mackenzieweiler9390 4 года назад +8

    Just wanted to say that I enjoyed this talk, and I thought there were good jokes and a sound translation of lessons from one's career to everyday life.

  • @Rokkiteer
    @Rokkiteer 5 лет назад +5

    I liked it. It's a way of managing what happens in your life and steering your life in a more desirable direction. It should be obvious that it's not about pizza ordering.

  • @HeyMJ.
    @HeyMJ. 5 лет назад +4

    Thank you Professor Reed for a witty, engaging & intelligent TedTalk. The examples provided clearly demonstrated the three legal strategies discussed: know & adhere to broad-based rules/laws; layer individual rule/law knowledge onto group rules; and ensure jurisdiction is carefully considered before solidifying agreements.

  • @rodoshihasan932
    @rodoshihasan932 4 года назад +1

    This comment section did not pass the vibe check. Obviously, if you are not interested in law and the jokes and the connections why bother watching it. He put three instances that he does with the law and he made connections to real life. Well done!!

  • @GarisonC
    @GarisonC 3 года назад +1

    I’ve never heard a better argument for “why not to go to law school” than this.

  • @caseyjohnson818
    @caseyjohnson818 6 лет назад +10

    12:51, ::camera guy wakes up bumping camera:: 😂

  • @richlaw1953
    @richlaw1953 8 лет назад +372

    Too many rules for my taste. Sounds more like an Al Queda boot camp than a pizza place.
    I'd rather go to Totonno's on Neptune Ave and W. 15th St in Coney Island for the BEST pizza on the planet! You walk in, sit down, order a large pie and you're in pizza heaven.
    You don't have to call ahead, they take credit cards, they won't bark at you in Russian (Nyet!), their menus do not have Commands disguised as reasonable requests, they won't take you out back and execute you if you ask for garlic rolls.
    Prof Reed should follow his own advice and "change jurisdiction."
    Try Totonno's in Brooklyn, Prof Reed. They must be doing something right, they've been making and serving the best pizza there in the same old coal-fired brick oven since 1924!

  • @hrisiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    @hrisiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 5 лет назад +11

    This was a spot on expose, I think, and I may or may not be a little bit biased here as a law student, but this type of analytical thinking has immensely improved my life. It all comes down to understanding that thing in life, events, processes, people are governed by rules and there's thought behind those rules and should be respected, although it might not always be obvious. And no one is obligated to sit you down and explain them to you if you haven't put in a little bit of effort to show you care. And on the other hand, each and every one of us also has a set of rules, but most haven't ordered them neatly and so are having a harder time explaining how they want to move about in their surrounding. Once we do, things become simple - your rules are compatible with the surrounding or aren't, and if they aren't you change one of the two variables until you find balance.

  • @minhaotrannhat4101
    @minhaotrannhat4101 4 года назад +1

    I think the way he talks makes you cannot understand and the story about ordering pizza isn't so relatable, but I study law and I get what he meant, which helps me not getting bored of his talk so I learned from this is his way of thinking and doing things, it's observing and trying to find the rules of everything. The top comments are so unfair and hateful.

  • @benice858
    @benice858 Год назад +1

    this video actually helps explains the mental fog that occurs during the study of law for students quite well! I do find myself analytically thinking about jokes too sometimes and have to take a step back.

  • @HighlanderFrag4Life
    @HighlanderFrag4Life 5 лет назад +27

    "non lawyers think like normal people are SUPOSED to think"
    This says IT all

  • @erenerden4933
    @erenerden4933 6 лет назад +221

    This is a bad talk

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 5 лет назад +1

      It's because of the x.

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 лет назад +6

      Yep. The lawyer never figured out he wasn't speaking with fellow lawyers who'd be even midly interested in all his anecdotes and tangents.. Lost the point of his talk about halfway through, don't feel like wasting more of my time listening to something that's common sense anyways.

  • @waderedsox
    @waderedsox 6 лет назад +55

    i dont think this guy knows what the word "rule" means.........

    • @woodywoodsfurd6296
      @woodywoodsfurd6296 6 лет назад +2

      says rule a lot "i DoNt ThInK tHiS gUy KnOwS wHaT tHe WoRd RuLe MeAnS" he used the word rule in the right way mate

  • @UndeadFleshgod
    @UndeadFleshgod 4 года назад +2

    I think this talk illustrates well why everyone hates lawyers

  • @oliverhelms4112
    @oliverhelms4112 4 года назад

    This is the most and only in-depth guide to one singular restaurant I have ever seen.

  • @eriquitabonita
    @eriquitabonita 6 лет назад +7

    Also, this man is a professional in wasting time (while billing for it) and saying nothing of consequence. Which in the end, is the moral of this story.

    • @Fee212
      @Fee212 4 года назад

      Erika P
      I just said something along those lines before l read your comment.

  • @gewgulkansuhckitt9086
    @gewgulkansuhckitt9086 6 лет назад +5

    Based on personal experience delivering pizza to lawyers, if you want to order pizza like a lawyer (or a medical doctor), make sure you either don't give any tip or give a ridiculously low tip (say "keep the change" when paying $10 for a $9.95 pizza).

  • @SoberHighDrunk
    @SoberHighDrunk 6 лет назад +16

    “Look at me I’m a lawyer”

  • @Missyteeee
    @Missyteeee 4 года назад

    Am I the only one who actually enjoyed this talk? I lost my place a little in the middle but the majority of it I really enjoyed...

  • @TrebleWing
    @TrebleWing 4 года назад +1

    On the flip side, those people that will only voice their distaste for YOUR actions breaking THEIR rules, and never compromising for YOUR boundaries and rules, need to be stood up to and/or cut out.

  • @999AKSA
    @999AKSA 6 лет назад +10

    I loved this talk. Especially when he talk about the contract. The title can be many names. This is not just How to order pizza like a lawyer.

  • @Gxlto
    @Gxlto 5 лет назад +16

    Me: 1 more video and then I'll complete my homework
    *_5 weird RUclips hours later:_*

  • @DRsideburns
    @DRsideburns 6 лет назад +9

    Burts sounds like the most annoying pizza place in the world

  • @francisturcotte9406
    @francisturcotte9406 4 года назад +1

    Why was the timing not good to go to Montreal for spring break?

  • @pauldonnelly8659
    @pauldonnelly8659 5 лет назад

    I actually liked the speech. His message is basically learn what the rules are and you'll have a much easier ride than just bumbling your way through. Also if you don't like the rules go somewhere that has rules that are better suited to you.