Your Snoke Theory Sucks

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @barneythedinosaur4877
    @barneythedinosaur4877 7 лет назад +254

    Jenny unknowingly came up with the best star wars theory Snoke just wants to dance but his dad made him become a Sith lord.

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 7 лет назад +5

      Snokes just wanna have fu-uhn..ohh-oh Snokes just wanna have fun! I could see that.

  • @Evan_L_Rodriguez
    @Evan_L_Rodriguez 4 года назад +83

    The “Snoke is Palpatine” one be hittin’ different.

  • @berenvalari
    @berenvalari 7 лет назад +179

    First time I've seen a guest make Jenny laugh and lose her deadpan delivery.

  • @Sarlat6
    @Sarlat6 7 лет назад +187

    So, did they need two trampolines for Darth Maul?

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 7 лет назад +9

      Good question, but judging by the mechanical legs he got later I'm guessing not.

    • @SirGeeeO
      @SirGeeeO 7 лет назад +2

      He actually DID survive the fall

  • @StarWarsExplained
    @StarWarsExplained 7 лет назад +224

    So glad you finally got that chair inflated!

    • @cavespider1074
      @cavespider1074 7 лет назад +2

      Star Wars Explained Please go out with Jenny... please...

    • @renoutlaw8371
      @renoutlaw8371 7 лет назад +21

      Cave Spider10 bruh he's married.

    • @breebrett7244
      @breebrett7244 6 лет назад +1

      i need that chair in my life

    • @colbydeandre5284
      @colbydeandre5284 3 года назад

      sorry to be off topic but does someone know a method to log back into an Instagram account?
      I somehow lost the account password. I love any help you can give me.

  • @n.m.7930
    @n.m.7930 4 года назад +8

    This is my favorite episode, lol! “Whos that beautiful tiny girl!?”

  • @jediknightguy82
    @jediknightguy82 7 лет назад +91

    If all the theories are just trying to throw us off, would it be a Snoke screen?

  • @rowanstrang8072
    @rowanstrang8072 7 лет назад +92

    Is Steele the only guest so far that seems to understand and ‘get’ Jenny’s brand of dry humour. I think so. Great Episode

  • @Mr-Tibbster
    @Mr-Tibbster 7 лет назад +96

    Snoke is Alderaan. The planet gained sentience after being blown up, and blamed the Jedi (Obiwan) for not getting the Death Star plans to the Rebels in time. That's why he made Starkiller Base too. As an act of irony, the failure of the Republic caused Alderaan's demise, and so Alderaan became the demise of the New Republic. It's also why he wanted to turn Kylo evil, to kill Han Solo to hurt Leia, because Han did not fly fast enough to Alderaan, and Leia did not try hard enough to stop Alderaan being blown up.

  • @MackerelSkyLtd
    @MackerelSkyLtd 7 лет назад +26

    This guy fundamentally understands how to behave on a show with Jenny.
    Also, Snoke is Kyle Katarn. Boom.

  • @Zomdra
    @Zomdra 4 года назад +20

    12:15 "People like to see old things over again...people don't want new characters, bring me an old character that I saw."
    Well now...

  • @mirthfulArtist
    @mirthfulArtist 3 года назад +6

    Everyone keeps asking "Who is Snoke"...but nobody asks "How is Snoke." :(

  • @erikabloodaxe2581
    @erikabloodaxe2581 4 месяца назад +9

    Ron Howard: She did, in fact, get famous.

  • @SniperDiplomat
    @SniperDiplomat 5 лет назад +36

    "It doesn't count when you're in the air."
    "That's... what falling is."

    • @LiquidArmProduction
      @LiquidArmProduction 3 года назад +1

      Anyone: So, palpatine was murdered by Anakin-
      JJ: It doesn’t count if he was killed by someone.
      Anyone: That’s what murder is.

  • @cyborgqueer
    @cyborgqueer 3 года назад +9

    I’m extremely chronically ill, and this video has made me genuinely laugh and forget my worries, thankyou 💖

  • @AndresBribiesca
    @AndresBribiesca 4 года назад +16

    Jenny and Steele unknowingly came up with a better explanation for Palpatine's survival than J. J. Abrams at 5:02

  • @debbiebishop86
    @debbiebishop86 5 лет назад +18

    "When they were designing the death star, at the bottom of every shaft there was a trampoline so he just jumped back up" i cannot believe jenny accidentally made up an ep 9 spoiler

  • @h_jay5478
    @h_jay5478 7 лет назад +49

    The best show of Screen junkies news. Keep it up Jenny

  • @japes1813
    @japes1813 6 лет назад +10

    "Making my bones downtown... walking fast" - I died.

  • @theflippedclassroom9344
    @theflippedclassroom9344 7 лет назад +32

    "Makin' my bones downtown, walkin' fast"

  • @Billie12208
    @Billie12208 4 года назад +8

    the energy in this video is so pure

  • @grahamrichardson9620
    @grahamrichardson9620 7 лет назад +331

    SPOILER ALERT: Jenny isn't actually a millennial! She's actually a well-disguised 46-year-old man named "Jose."

    • @papinkelman7695
      @papinkelman7695 7 лет назад +7

      Graham Richardson
      I like the disguise, very much.

    • @geogodthebat
      @geogodthebat 7 лет назад +3

      Busted

    • @mdr48371
      @mdr48371 7 лет назад +14

      Snoke is... Jose

    • @dustinking2965
      @dustinking2965 7 лет назад +12

      Also not really a falcon.

    • @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL
      @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL 7 лет назад +8

      While I realized she was 46, I had no Idea she was a man named Jose'.. I feel betrayed.

  • @haniawent8755
    @haniawent8755 4 года назад +21

    this has aged in a very funny way

  • @devoinc1
    @devoinc1 7 лет назад +32

    I'm sorry but who gave Max one of those lollipops? I don't think he really earned it.

  • @yujirohanma5199
    @yujirohanma5199 7 лет назад +3

    "Is this the box? I'm typing a comment here."
    "No Dave! Wrong Box!! Stop Dave! Stop before it's too late!!"
    I almost fell out of my chair laughing

  • @AlexKnauth
    @AlexKnauth 7 лет назад +95

    Is there a way to subscribe to playlists? If there were I would subscribe to just Millennial Falcon and nothing else.

    • @camp7NdN
      @camp7NdN 7 лет назад +9

      Alex Knauth I thot I was the only one who wanted this

    • @Dousch
      @Dousch 7 лет назад +3

      I wish you people ran RUclips. Please run RUclips one day so we can have this.

    • @AlexKnauth
      @AlexKnauth 7 лет назад

      shauwn: Oh! I found it, thank you. So they do have the option (if the app has this, why doesn't the website?)

  • @TadBigby
    @TadBigby 7 лет назад +29

    Snoke is a bad car.

  • @dpollere
    @dpollere 7 лет назад +10

    I've never commented before, but I have to say, this is really funny. You guys have some really good comedic timing here.

  • @Sarlat6
    @Sarlat6 7 лет назад +47

    His identity is a big Snokescreen.

  • @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL
    @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL 7 лет назад +33

    Now that your guests know that you are too lazy to fight them, it seems that they have become empowered. You had better make an example out of one of your guests or they will walk all over you.

    • @jean-paulaudette9246
      @jean-paulaudette9246 4 года назад +1

      Yep, she's definitely gotta clock one with a folding chair

  • @ronnieshuffle8770
    @ronnieshuffle8770 7 лет назад +16

    Since Jenny read my comment we're pretty much best friends now. And yes, it's every bit as awesome as it sounds.

  • @cursedmonkey1033
    @cursedmonkey1033 7 лет назад +17

    I feel like Jenny is a total heart-breaker. All the guests fall hopelessly in love with her but she's like "No, I can't be tied down. I must run free!"

    • @montehatch
      @montehatch Год назад

      I was picking up chemistry vibes that she was having a good time.

  • @naynaynay324
    @naynaynay324 7 лет назад +8

    Had hoped, when the car pillow came crashing back, Jenny would say: You're a bad car.

  • @MrLinguist88
    @MrLinguist88 7 лет назад +94

    OMG, Jenny can laugh! ... :o

    • @quaddo
      @quaddo 7 лет назад +21

      yes, and all it took was an aussie + a plushy car to the face. go figure.

  • @chrisjimenez2192
    @chrisjimenez2192 7 лет назад +213

    Sith
    No
    One
    Knew
    Existed

    • @kitgusto2390
      @kitgusto2390 7 лет назад +3

      He's not a sith though

    • @gottbutter
      @gottbutter 7 лет назад +3

      what da fuq is a sith? that was never mentioned in the original trilogy.

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 7 лет назад

      TALK FICTION ?

    • @renandar4533
      @renandar4533 7 лет назад +1

      Shione Cooper nice

    • @elibot
      @elibot 7 лет назад

      Snok? I mean the E is silent but it's still there, no need to disregard that poor E just because it's silent...

  • @aaarsix
    @aaarsix 7 лет назад +50

    Best thing on screen junkies

  • @JonDesautels
    @JonDesautels 7 лет назад +15

    Jenny, love your Slender Man arm dance!

  • @theoldar
    @theoldar 7 лет назад +10

    Great episode. And such lovely smiles.

  • @abderahmanzayyan2658
    @abderahmanzayyan2658 7 лет назад +21

    this show cured my depression

  • @pathlessrope8118
    @pathlessrope8118 7 лет назад +21

    i knew who Steele Saunders was because of Planet Broadcasting 🌏

  • @karenchristinne3004
    @karenchristinne3004 4 года назад +2

    The whole Palpatine bit made me laugh so hard

  • @HereBeDragonsYT
    @HereBeDragonsYT 7 лет назад +1

    Best episode yet. A laughing Jenny is a beautiful thing. Lots of fun guys. See you next week.

  • @callisoncaffrey
    @callisoncaffrey 7 лет назад +4

    I came for Jenny, but I stayed for the guy hunched over in the corner. I hope one day he realizes he doesn't have to ruin his back in order to capture our hearts.

  • @Kylerinho
    @Kylerinho 7 лет назад +2

    My two favourite Star Wars people chatting shit about dumb theories. I give it an A+

  • @articuliere
    @articuliere 7 лет назад +18

    I dont even like star wars and still i cant miss this show...

  • @interestingy8484
    @interestingy8484 7 лет назад +38

    I think Jenny is Snoke.

  • @dubblleyou
    @dubblleyou 7 лет назад +2

    Yes! Finally someone who can keep up with Jenny.
    Let's all of us start flowing Mr Steele Saunders!

  • @kailomonkey
    @kailomonkey 7 лет назад +2

    The most awkward goodbye with the producer looking on is an anxiety I can relate to. Good show.

  • @davekillingsworth6637
    @davekillingsworth6637 7 лет назад +1

    I really hope SJN realize what a treasure they have in Jenny. There will be many people who really dont get her style of humor but she is fantastic and that uncomfortable feeling she causes in others is a true gift since it isnt malicious - its just very deadpan and awesome. Oh she could become a superhero names Deadpan! For old people Bob Newhart was like that - humor as dry and a tattoine desert. Keep it up - keep her around and more Millennial Falcon!!!

  • @JustinLe
    @JustinLe 6 лет назад +9

    (TLJ spoilers)
    they called it

  • @pburnsiv
    @pburnsiv 7 лет назад +1

    You don't fool me Jenny, I knew you were Snoke the whole time.

  • @godlessgoth213
    @godlessgoth213 6 лет назад +1

    Snoke you're snoke. Lol

  • @deeconstruction8163
    @deeconstruction8163 7 лет назад +5

    Snoke is a Porg.

  • @althaz
    @althaz 7 лет назад +3

    Unexpected bonus Steele Saunders (whose podcast is great) is both unexpected and a bonus!

  • @aryadramahe
    @aryadramahe 7 лет назад +24

    why they didn't put "Millenial Falcon" on the video title?

    • @meloD30
      @meloD30 7 лет назад +6

      She quit being a Millenial and decided to have fun instead.

  • @iam_darthk
    @iam_darthk 7 лет назад +6

    Millicent, General Hux's cat, is Snoke. Everybody knows that!

  • @matthijsrietveld6051
    @matthijsrietveld6051 6 лет назад +2

    I want a remake where leia is like super tiny

  • @jackfrey7244
    @jackfrey7244 7 лет назад +1

    I really like the dynamic of the producer interjecting into the show

  • @stekenxu
    @stekenxu 4 года назад +4

    You're a bad car.

  • @AndjelkaDjukic
    @AndjelkaDjukic 7 лет назад +2

    I love the addition of producer's comments:D.. Go, Max, go!:D

  • @Brooke-rw8rc
    @Brooke-rw8rc 6 лет назад +3

    Steele is...
    Captain Hammer.
    "He threw a car... at my head."

  • @nathandavis1781
    @nathandavis1781 7 лет назад +1

    AWWWWWW genuine laughs and smiles from Jenny! I've waited so long, and it was worth it! Also, Snoke is Jenny's ex-boyfriend. Dude was never the same after the breakup.

  • @aVerySmugeaf
    @aVerySmugeaf 7 лет назад

    A RED ARROW. A RED CIRCLE. A QUESTION MARK! KIDS! KIDS! AHHH IT IS SO AWESOME!

  • @QuarterMoonRachel
    @QuarterMoonRachel 4 года назад +3

    Lol 4:59 and 6:21 post TRoS

  • @memphisdale1569
    @memphisdale1569 7 лет назад

    u tha best screen junkies has to offer u the only reason I even watch that channel keep doing what u doing

  • @michaelmarhal
    @michaelmarhal 7 лет назад +3

    I really liked this episode because the silly level is at an all time high!

  • @Lincoln_Bio
    @Lincoln_Bio 3 года назад +1

    The real Snoke was the bones we made along the way

  • @Stuurminator
    @Stuurminator 4 года назад +1

    Jenny can predict anything...except herself.

  • @asportingview9712
    @asportingview9712 4 года назад

    Jenny Nicholson truly the force is with you. You crack me up and it’s very much appreciated! Thanks! (Btw...”make their bones” is a gangster term...would love to see your take on Scorsese flicks.) ✌🏼

  • @chapmanjosh
    @chapmanjosh 7 лет назад +5

    The Steelewars RUclips channel is dope

  • @snazzy9175
    @snazzy9175 6 лет назад +1

    Man a lot of characters die by falling off things

  • @sidgeaberration
    @sidgeaberration 7 лет назад +1

    That car hitting Jenny's face............JENNY IS SNOKE!!!!!!!!!!! *red circle* *one million views*

  • @filmstuff2593
    @filmstuff2593 7 лет назад +7

    Get Nick Mason and Mr Sunday Movies from the weekly planet on the show

  • @liamgardner527
    @liamgardner527 6 лет назад +1

    This series is awesome!

  • @ADTRPG
    @ADTRPG 7 лет назад +1

    Best episode yet.

  • @ruofanyu6699
    @ruofanyu6699 7 лет назад +6

    didnt talk about jarjar. jenny thinks it's plausible confirmed.

  • @benfarrar741
    @benfarrar741 4 года назад +1

    All of these Snoke theories are better than the one they actually went with.

  • @otterblue5351
    @otterblue5351 7 лет назад +1

    Snoke is the director of the 70's Chewie Christmas Special.

  • @spFOX-pz3fx
    @spFOX-pz3fx 7 лет назад +1

    this is the best episode yet. lol

  • @Hjtrne
    @Hjtrne 7 лет назад +1

    For Snoke=Palpatine, there's no trampoline needed. He could have just landed on the Millenium Falcon, which was in the reactor chamber at that time. That way he also escapes the explosion. And since the Falcon would have headed straight for the atmosphere of Endor, he wouldn't have asphyxiated. Also explains how the New Order grew so quickly. He just used all of his existing connections, but behind the scenes.

  • @ootheca
    @ootheca 7 лет назад

    hahahaha, that bit where he interjected!

  • @flo4real_
    @flo4real_ 7 лет назад +3

    I love this show so much 😅😄😂

  • @alex13power1
    @alex13power1 7 лет назад +5

    Jenny is awesome!

  • @stvbrsn
    @stvbrsn 3 года назад

    That arm waving thing has always been Jenny’s trademark move.
    And I for one love her for it.

  • @nfijef
    @nfijef 5 лет назад

    Snoke is obviously Gollum. I'm sure that's old news, but I just watched this today. I'm old. So is this video. Keepin' it alive folks. Stayin alive, stayin alive ha ha ah ah stayin aliiiiiive. Sorry, I'll go now.

  • @lifesmythtv2608
    @lifesmythtv2608 7 лет назад +4

    The trampoline channel brought me here

  • @cristianalmodovar4908
    @cristianalmodovar4908 7 лет назад +3

    Jenny only said goodbye once this episode. I'm kind of worried. You okay Jenny?

  • @mcleanirish
    @mcleanirish 7 лет назад

    Snoke & Rey are the original Adam & Eve of the Force, complete with the tree. One went bad one went good. The bad one (Snoke/Victor) wanted to keep physical form forever b/c that's what the evil characters typically (and philosophically) do - see Voldemort, Suaron etc. Rey accepted life/universe and died, but said she'd return one day. Snoke stayed alive for infinity years, knowing one day Rey would return... and she does. This is the awakening. The concept of her meeting Luke scares Snoke because he knows Luke will remind her who she is. Rey is the manifestation of the light, Snoke is the dark. There are some subtle clues of which I can't remember all of them now: "WHAT girl?" "The new jedi will rise (if she finds Luke)" "The light has always called to you."

  • @patrickcowles2782
    @patrickcowles2782 7 лет назад +1

    I feel like at one point in either episode 8 or 9, Hux or Kylo Ren will ask Snoke, "No, but, like, dude, who are you?" and then Snoke will just stare into the camera for a while and then Kylo Ren will look back at the camera as well and be like, "Oh, I completely forgot about the documentary crew here to film us." and then we find out that Star Wars actually happened and was the first documentary ever made and then we also find out that Snoke is just Snoke.

  • @w00tkid
    @w00tkid 7 лет назад +3

    I think this is the most I've seen her laugh ever

  • @JamFilledDonut
    @JamFilledDonut 7 лет назад

    It's videos like these that both intrigue me and make me question my life choices

  • @Wild_D
    @Wild_D 7 лет назад +1

    Best episode so far

  • @deeconstruction8163
    @deeconstruction8163 7 лет назад +1

    No Schmoes! Millenial Falcon is the only SJN show I watch because Jenny acts like a real person and not a yammering, over-rehearsed reject from the Morning Zoo.

  • @wolframvoneschenbach1174
    @wolframvoneschenbach1174 6 лет назад

    "That's what falling is." Lol

  • @lordozmo8967
    @lordozmo8967 7 лет назад

    I laughed so hard I peed my friends pants!

  • @JAFOpty
    @JAFOpty 7 лет назад +3

    Kamino was going out of business, so the switch from a clone factory to a trampoline assembly line...

  • @connerw98
    @connerw98 7 лет назад +1

    This guy needs to be on every episode

  • @zarlg
    @zarlg 5 лет назад

    Seriously? No Snoke is Jar Jar Binks? That was by far the most compelling theory.

  • @ianmcd2445
    @ianmcd2445 7 лет назад +2

    I enjoyed seeing Jenny get hit in the head. You can make it a weekly thing and call it "Stormtropper Recap"

  • @godlessgoth213
    @godlessgoth213 6 лет назад

    The trampoline thing was awesome.