A teacher in my school would keep empty or "dead" pens in a box and would sometimes pick one up and use it to see if it had possibly started working again or "come back to life."
Great for Back to School lessons and lectures about bringing school supplies to school. Might show it the first week of school. Thanks for all your hard work, Taylor. You make teachers seem cool.
Very Seussean in the best possible way. I've been watching all of Mr. Mali's videos (whom I have recently discovered for myself) and I do believe he is Brilliant! (yes, with a capital B.)
I have SO been that girl during classes. I have multiple pens--the way I sort my notes is different pages have different inks, each ink signals a different class.
I actually seemed to be one of the few students in my class that brought their own pens and pencils to school. I became so used to having to lend them out I just bought a lot of coloured ones "this one's for Bob, this one's for Melissa, this one's for jacob...etc etc." Became a running gag in my class too...apparently I was a blue and black girl which cracked them up.
Wonderful, wonderful work. I love your poetry. I had the pleasure of seeing you in person at East central University in Oklahoma. I enjoyed every moment of it. I've read the book I got at that show many, many times, and as soon as I get the funds, I plan on buying a few more!
I have like 20 pens on me at all times, I admit it! But they are all usable and they all work and I give them out like candy, never expecting them back.
I actually used to lend out pens and pencils all the time because I kept all kinds of them in my purse. Then I started not getting them back, which really ticked me off, because I actually used some of them a lot. So I just ended up saying "sorry dude I don't have a pen/pencil, this is my only one." Because if you're not going to give it back, I'm not going to give it to you.
@TheDakotaDawn no I work in aproducedepartment.. Thebox cutteer is constantly used. The sharppie is forr inventory labels and thhe pen iss for listing what needs filled when making carts to run and also writing down the product that we throw away for record keeping purposes
I got a signed copy of his poetry book 'What Learning Leaves' because I won an online photo caption contest somehow. But I'm not here to gloat; just to say if you see that book, its worth getting!
i think you should know, mr. mali, that after watching this video, i said "Genius!" Unprepared would definitely be the way to go if you have all that trouble!
Reminds me I only have one ballpoint left for lending and that ones from France so I don't want to lend it for long and risk loosing it...I need more pens.
It doesn't matter if there were only 18 pens listed or whatever, because at the end he says, "I think she went on but I couldn't have cared. I decided it was better to go unprepared." So she likely kept talking about more pens but he wasn't listening.
@piewackett1 I'm not sure if you're joking or not. First off it's 'dude,' not 'dood' (I should cite Mali's proofreading poem). All he was doing was making a point about how girls do tend to do say 'I have millions of pens but the one you want is the one I'm going to use and all the rest are crap' (I've observed my own classmates doing this) and turning it into humor. It's not about despising women. It's just poking a little fun at the silly things girls do.
@piewackett1 offended by this rant, after watching it 2 times again, I see what you mean by him being sexist towards girls. But you have to admit, this guy is a freaking genius.
My case is packed with pens except they're all done and I carry them cause well I don't know its just hard to get rid of something your always used to seeing, yes I get easily attached to obects
haha, one thinks of poetry as too deep and hard to understand sometimes...but this is something u can compare too...and its deep in a sense but easy to understand
@piewackett1 Well, if you're a girl and you're offended by this video, I can probably understand where you're coming from. But you shouldn't take this video so seriously, what he said in this video doesn't apply to everyone. But it's true! There's always the one girl who has sixteen sacks full of pens while everyone else has none :P But, all aside, I found his speaking style funny. Not because it was supposedly sexist, but because it was legitimately funny. But I get what you mean when you feel
A teacher in my school would keep empty or "dead" pens in a box and would sometimes pick one up and use it to see if it had possibly started working again or "come back to life."
I admit I am a pen person, so I can relate to the girl in the poem. Love your work. Hope to see some new works up sometime
Great for Back to School lessons and lectures about bringing school supplies to school. Might show it the first week of school. Thanks for all your hard work, Taylor. You make teachers seem cool.
This piece has the flavor of Shel Sylverstein :D
i do actually rate pens like this, analyzing which are the best brand to use....
but this is quite the extreme. :P quite nice.
What have been your results so far?
Very Seussean in the best possible way. I've been watching all of Mr. Mali's videos (whom I have recently discovered for myself) and I do believe he is Brilliant! (yes, with a capital B.)
I have SO been that girl during classes. I have multiple pens--the way I sort my notes is different pages have different inks, each ink signals a different class.
i love your work taylor.
i also saw ur video on what teachers make and it is absolutely awesome.
thank u for sharing your work with us!
I actually seemed to be one of the few students in my class that brought their own pens and pencils to school. I became so used to having to lend them out I just bought a lot of coloured ones "this one's for Bob, this one's for Melissa, this one's for jacob...etc etc." Became a running gag in my class too...apparently I was a blue and black girl which cracked them up.
the last stanza was AWESOME!
G2 Pilot 1.0 for the win :D
That was great and made me laugh for the first time all day. So thank you. I am also glad to see a new video.
Once a classmate asked me for a pen, she picked one up from my desk before I could get the chance to respond with "Sure".
this is soooo true... I know of one girl who tries to borrow a pencil everyday and her purse has about 20 too!
Wonderful, wonderful work. I love your poetry. I had the pleasure of seeing you in person at East central University in Oklahoma. I enjoyed every moment of it. I've read the book I got at that show many, many times, and as soon as I get the funds, I plan on buying a few more!
Dang!!! I’m the girl with the pens. I have a big pen addiction and analyze all my pens like this... oopps!!
THIS GUY IS AWESOME HE CAME TO MY SCHOOL TODAY
Likewise... At any rate, I think there is a great metaphor in this poem that maybe people aren't seeing.
Why is this so accurate
I've been through this before. One of my old friends lectured me on how many pens she kept in her purse and it still drives me crazy.
i love this!
Hillarious!! I can so relate to this!!
I hate borrowing pens, cause no one ever uses needle point gel ink :/
i looked to my left, at my pen holder with like 11 pens and thought "which one was the good one again?"
then i remembered their all unused.
I have like 20 pens on me at all times, I admit it! But they are all usable and they all work and I give them out like candy, never expecting them back.
i love itt!
I like the poem. It has a Dr. Seuss felling to it....does anyone else think so?
hes in my school!
That 20 pens thing is something I totally relate with. (except all of mine work, but whatever, this is great!)
i can so relate to this
THIS IS SO HILARIOUSLY TRUE.
Lol. I was that girl who took out all the colored pens and arranged them neatly on my desk... no, wait, I still do that.
...I really enjoyed the ending of this poem
I actually used to lend out pens and pencils all the time because I kept all kinds of them in my purse.
Then I started not getting them back, which really ticked me off, because I actually used some of them a lot.
So I just ended up saying "sorry dude I don't have a pen/pencil, this is my only one."
Because if you're not going to give it back, I'm not going to give it to you.
oh this was great!
i wish i could write like that.
He's great.
awesome poem. i love this one!
love it!
@TheDakotaDawn no I work in aproducedepartment.. Thebox cutteer is constantly used. The sharppie is forr inventory labels and thhe pen iss for listing what needs filled when making carts to run and also writing down the product that we throw away for record keeping purposes
I got a signed copy of his poetry book 'What Learning Leaves' because I won an online photo caption contest somehow. But I'm not here to gloat; just to say if you see that book, its worth getting!
He looks better without the ponytail. His poetry, however, is just as fantastic with or without it.
i think you should know, mr. mali, that after watching this video, i said "Genius!"
Unprepared would definitely be the way to go if you have all that trouble!
I love this, simply hilarious.
@Dagunslinger9 no, i know, i didnt capitalize 'cause i never do :P but yeah i was saying "the the" instead of how you said "the"
and dat is why ladies and gentlemen you drop two pens in your bag at the beginning of every week. One 4 writing & one 4 just in case (don't lend it)
wow...great one!!!
I think this one is more Shel Silverstien-esque, but I have heard poems of his that are very much like Dr. Seuss as well.
I do love me some Taylor Mali. I just like watching his mouth move.
Reminds me I only have one ballpoint left for lending and that ones from France so I don't want to lend it for long and risk loosing it...I need more pens.
that was great, i like the little skips in rhythm, keeps it interesting.
bic ballpoints it's where it's at
AWESOME!!!!!
LOVE IT!
!
There is a third kind. The people who have a pen everyday, but never for more than one day. I swear I have 50 pens, just 1 day at a time.
dude thts a great poem dat lady bette recognizeee
34 people who have watched this have never had their pens back...
It doesn't matter if there were only 18 pens listed or whatever, because at the end he says, "I think she went on but I couldn't have cared. I decided it was better to go unprepared." So she likely kept talking about more pens but he wasn't listening.
Same here, but then when I don't need it I find it right there in my pocket.
that is me, i have about 15 pens in my backpack right now
@piewackett1 I'm not sure if you're joking or not. First off it's 'dude,' not 'dood' (I should cite Mali's proofreading poem). All he was doing was making a point about how girls do tend to do say 'I have millions of pens but the one you want is the one I'm going to use and all the rest are crap' (I've observed my own classmates doing this) and turning it into humor. It's not about despising women. It's just poking a little fun at the silly things girls do.
@piewackett1 offended by this rant, after watching it 2 times again, I see what you mean by him being sexist towards girls. But you have to admit, this guy is a freaking genius.
hell yes. i love dr seuss!
I love BPC.
My case is packed with pens except they're all done and I carry them cause well I don't know its just hard to get rid of something your always used to seeing, yes I get easily attached to obects
lol this is awesome. so typical of girls in any class. ...i should know. i am one! used to carry a bag full of pens and pencils in school. lol
Yes, this feels a lot like Dr. Seuss....
@scotty7does7know he actually doesn't mention 20, he only mentions 18 different pens.
my mom just walked in and asked me for a pen
haha, one thinks of poetry as too deep and hard to understand sometimes...but this is something u can compare too...and its deep in a sense but easy to understand
Worthy of Shel Silverstein! Fabbolous!
"Girls lending what?"
*pause*
"Pens."
@Dee3BoobTube in 50 cents song 21 Questions, he asked 22 questions
Brilliant. So true, although in my experience this has mostly happened with boys actually. :D
I will loan my students a pen, but they have to call me "sir" while asking for one.
i saw him on def poetry and now hes got short hair and hes a teacher
@piewackett1 Well, if you're a girl and you're offended by this video, I can probably understand where you're coming from. But you shouldn't take this video so seriously, what he said in this video doesn't apply to everyone. But it's true! There's always the one girl who has sixteen sacks full of pens while everyone else has none :P But, all aside, I found his speaking style funny. Not because it was supposedly sexist, but because it was legitimately funny. But I get what you mean when you feel
this reminds me of doctor seuss!!
In the background it sounds like someone is running on a treadmill.
Epic.
im the first...im lost when i forget them at home :(
Oh my! Take a look at the lady's face right at the end of the video, before it fades to black. Those raised eyebrows say "not impressed".
My job requiresi have a shapie pen and boxccutter at all times. Usually I have two sharpies and three pens just incase lol
Nice! I never actually did that, but I know people who did...
:o)
He actually says 20 different pens. I counted.
@SmashLordSpoon calm down there stallion. we dont have to think too hard
I totally do this! lmao!!
@voirinkeli PENS!!! IT'S LENDING PENS!!!
How did my English teacher find this! It’s very wired that she did this for classes.
@Albido100 Very much so!
Just what I was thinking.
Damn girls....!
OMFG! i know so many girls at school that do that crap!
I've got plenty-turned around with a handful of twenty
I loaned someone a pen just to get it back with the end all chewed up from them biting on it. Gross.
The old lady in the beginning had a SEXY voice
this reminds me of Shel Silverstein =]
@Dagunslinger9 i believe you mean the the impotence of proofreading...
It sounds like a lost Shel Silverstein poem.
genius.
sounds like dr suess