"On Girls Lending Pens," by TAYLOR MALI

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  • @mathut3782
    @mathut3782 11 лет назад +14

    A teacher in my school would keep empty or "dead" pens in a box and would sometimes pick one up and use it to see if it had possibly started working again or "come back to life."

  • @Wesleyintheory
    @Wesleyintheory 13 лет назад +6

    I admit I am a pen person, so I can relate to the girl in the poem. Love your work. Hope to see some new works up sometime

  • @tinkerbellchime
    @tinkerbellchime 14 лет назад +1

    Great for Back to School lessons and lectures about bringing school supplies to school. Might show it the first week of school. Thanks for all your hard work, Taylor. You make teachers seem cool.

  • @Medquill
    @Medquill 11 лет назад +10

    This piece has the flavor of Shel Sylverstein :D

  • @raphaellaw766
    @raphaellaw766 10 лет назад +20

    i do actually rate pens like this, analyzing which are the best brand to use....
    but this is quite the extreme. :P quite nice.

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 5 лет назад

      What have been your results so far?

  • @Genshi
    @Genshi 14 лет назад +1

    Very Seussean in the best possible way. I've been watching all of Mr. Mali's videos (whom I have recently discovered for myself) and I do believe he is Brilliant! (yes, with a capital B.)

  • @SirLirin2
    @SirLirin2 13 лет назад

    I have SO been that girl during classes. I have multiple pens--the way I sort my notes is different pages have different inks, each ink signals a different class.

  • @dherrer1
    @dherrer1 16 лет назад

    i love your work taylor.
    i also saw ur video on what teachers make and it is absolutely awesome.
    thank u for sharing your work with us!

  • @sunago
    @sunago 11 лет назад +1

    I actually seemed to be one of the few students in my class that brought their own pens and pencils to school. I became so used to having to lend them out I just bought a lot of coloured ones "this one's for Bob, this one's for Melissa, this one's for jacob...etc etc." Became a running gag in my class too...apparently I was a blue and black girl which cracked them up.

  • @wodahsking
    @wodahsking 14 лет назад

    the last stanza was AWESOME!

  • @MikeR8898
    @MikeR8898 9 лет назад +8

    G2 Pilot 1.0 for the win :D

  • @zkylar
    @zkylar 16 лет назад

    That was great and made me laugh for the first time all day. So thank you. I am also glad to see a new video.

  • @PurpleLightsaberAlex
    @PurpleLightsaberAlex 11 лет назад +3

    Once a classmate asked me for a pen, she picked one up from my desk before I could get the chance to respond with "Sure".

  • @moodysavage
    @moodysavage 14 лет назад

    this is soooo true... I know of one girl who tries to borrow a pencil everyday and her purse has about 20 too!

  • @bottmint
    @bottmint 14 лет назад

    Wonderful, wonderful work. I love your poetry. I had the pleasure of seeing you in person at East central University in Oklahoma. I enjoyed every moment of it. I've read the book I got at that show many, many times, and as soon as I get the funds, I plan on buying a few more!

  • @pennydime9924
    @pennydime9924 5 лет назад +2

    Dang!!! I’m the girl with the pens. I have a big pen addiction and analyze all my pens like this... oopps!!

  • @sinditpower
    @sinditpower 13 лет назад

    THIS GUY IS AWESOME HE CAME TO MY SCHOOL TODAY

  • @RokkTheDragon
    @RokkTheDragon 12 лет назад +1

    Likewise... At any rate, I think there is a great metaphor in this poem that maybe people aren't seeing.

  • @reinux
    @reinux 3 года назад

    Why is this so accurate

  • @CrownMooseCostumes
    @CrownMooseCostumes 11 лет назад

    I've been through this before. One of my old friends lectured me on how many pens she kept in her purse and it still drives me crazy.

  • @toggerrie
    @toggerrie 15 лет назад

    i love this!

  • @fantadoodles
    @fantadoodles 14 лет назад

    Hillarious!! I can so relate to this!!

  • @Pakkens_Backyard
    @Pakkens_Backyard 10 лет назад +7

    I hate borrowing pens, cause no one ever uses needle point gel ink :/

  • @livetoserve966
    @livetoserve966 11 лет назад

    i looked to my left, at my pen holder with like 11 pens and thought "which one was the good one again?"
    then i remembered their all unused.

  • @karebear5891
    @karebear5891 12 лет назад

    I have like 20 pens on me at all times, I admit it! But they are all usable and they all work and I give them out like candy, never expecting them back.

  • @videojunkiegirl
    @videojunkiegirl 14 лет назад

    i love itt!

  • @creolesocagirl
    @creolesocagirl 13 лет назад

    I like the poem. It has a Dr. Seuss felling to it....does anyone else think so?

  • @thomazmenezes5894
    @thomazmenezes5894 10 лет назад +3

    hes in my school!

  • @KwartzKitten
    @KwartzKitten 14 лет назад

    That 20 pens thing is something I totally relate with. (except all of mine work, but whatever, this is great!)

  • @AnAwsomeGuy1
    @AnAwsomeGuy1 12 лет назад

    i can so relate to this

  • @Kseniya_Marina
    @Kseniya_Marina 13 лет назад

    THIS IS SO HILARIOUSLY TRUE.

  • @insanelittlesilk
    @insanelittlesilk 11 лет назад +1

    Lol. I was that girl who took out all the colored pens and arranged them neatly on my desk... no, wait, I still do that.

  • @Chicochef
    @Chicochef 13 лет назад

    ...I really enjoyed the ending of this poem

  • @tifanicampbell7136
    @tifanicampbell7136 11 лет назад

    I actually used to lend out pens and pencils all the time because I kept all kinds of them in my purse.
    Then I started not getting them back, which really ticked me off, because I actually used some of them a lot.
    So I just ended up saying "sorry dude I don't have a pen/pencil, this is my only one."
    Because if you're not going to give it back, I'm not going to give it to you.

  • @figly365
    @figly365 16 лет назад

    oh this was great!
    i wish i could write like that.

  • @bummercucumber
    @bummercucumber 15 лет назад

    He's great.

  • @GirlGamer2374
    @GirlGamer2374 12 лет назад

    awesome poem. i love this one!

  • @iceprincess1257
    @iceprincess1257 14 лет назад

    love it!

  • @blueeyedbaby210
    @blueeyedbaby210 11 лет назад

    @TheDakotaDawn no I work in aproducedepartment.. Thebox cutteer is constantly used. The sharppie is forr inventory labels and thhe pen iss for listing what needs filled when making carts to run and also writing down the product that we throw away for record keeping purposes

  • @tayloreh
    @tayloreh 15 лет назад

    I got a signed copy of his poetry book 'What Learning Leaves' because I won an online photo caption contest somehow. But I'm not here to gloat; just to say if you see that book, its worth getting!

  • @Mystrohan
    @Mystrohan 15 лет назад

    He looks better without the ponytail. His poetry, however, is just as fantastic with or without it.

  • @passionista411
    @passionista411 15 лет назад

    i think you should know, mr. mali, that after watching this video, i said "Genius!"
    Unprepared would definitely be the way to go if you have all that trouble!

  • @UnionKid15
    @UnionKid15 15 лет назад

    I love this, simply hilarious.

  • @JohnRunyon
    @JohnRunyon 13 лет назад

    @Dagunslinger9 no, i know, i didnt capitalize 'cause i never do :P but yeah i was saying "the the" instead of how you said "the"

  • @Missybc96
    @Missybc96 13 лет назад

    and dat is why ladies and gentlemen you drop two pens in your bag at the beginning of every week. One 4 writing & one 4 just in case (don't lend it)

  • @WilkineBrutus
    @WilkineBrutus 15 лет назад

    wow...great one!!!

  • @brandonmetal1
    @brandonmetal1 13 лет назад

    I think this one is more Shel Silverstien-esque, but I have heard poems of his that are very much like Dr. Seuss as well.

  • @reginaldfairfield
    @reginaldfairfield 14 лет назад

    I do love me some Taylor Mali. I just like watching his mouth move.

  • @teaartist6455
    @teaartist6455 6 лет назад

    Reminds me I only have one ballpoint left for lending and that ones from France so I don't want to lend it for long and risk loosing it...I need more pens.

  • @CaseyWilkesmusic
    @CaseyWilkesmusic 15 лет назад

    that was great, i like the little skips in rhythm, keeps it interesting.

  • @JCMELKOR
    @JCMELKOR 10 лет назад +5

    bic ballpoints it's where it's at

  • @EzequiasFarias
    @EzequiasFarias 11 лет назад

    AWESOME!!!!!

  • @franzlisztish
    @franzlisztish 11 лет назад

    LOVE IT!

  • @ScrewBinLaden
    @ScrewBinLaden 12 лет назад

    There is a third kind. The people who have a pen everyday, but never for more than one day. I swear I have 50 pens, just 1 day at a time.

  • @Free411
    @Free411 14 лет назад

    dude thts a great poem dat lady bette recognizeee

  • @Cristinact
    @Cristinact 13 лет назад

    34 people who have watched this have never had their pens back...

  • @mygeesearebumpin
    @mygeesearebumpin 13 лет назад

    It doesn't matter if there were only 18 pens listed or whatever, because at the end he says, "I think she went on but I couldn't have cared. I decided it was better to go unprepared." So she likely kept talking about more pens but he wasn't listening.

  • @mathut3782
    @mathut3782 11 лет назад

    Same here, but then when I don't need it I find it right there in my pocket.

  • @16Vevi
    @16Vevi 12 лет назад

    that is me, i have about 15 pens in my backpack right now

  • @ItalianChick93
    @ItalianChick93 13 лет назад

    @piewackett1 I'm not sure if you're joking or not. First off it's 'dude,' not 'dood' (I should cite Mali's proofreading poem). All he was doing was making a point about how girls do tend to do say 'I have millions of pens but the one you want is the one I'm going to use and all the rest are crap' (I've observed my own classmates doing this) and turning it into humor. It's not about despising women. It's just poking a little fun at the silly things girls do.

  • @rtuiy9898
    @rtuiy9898 13 лет назад

    @piewackett1 offended by this rant, after watching it 2 times again, I see what you mean by him being sexist towards girls. But you have to admit, this guy is a freaking genius.

  • @bexter28
    @bexter28 15 лет назад

    hell yes. i love dr seuss!

  • @rasputinsghost
    @rasputinsghost 16 лет назад

    I love BPC.

  • @angeltru95
    @angeltru95 12 лет назад

    My case is packed with pens except they're all done and I carry them cause well I don't know its just hard to get rid of something your always used to seeing, yes I get easily attached to obects

  • @coughingcalf
    @coughingcalf 16 лет назад

    lol this is awesome. so typical of girls in any class. ...i should know. i am one! used to carry a bag full of pens and pencils in school. lol

  • @csmith3699
    @csmith3699 12 лет назад

    Yes, this feels a lot like Dr. Seuss....

  • @kayla017777777
    @kayla017777777 14 лет назад

    @scotty7does7know he actually doesn't mention 20, he only mentions 18 different pens.

  • @AZproducton
    @AZproducton 13 лет назад

    my mom just walked in and asked me for a pen

  • @Hunnymuffin321
    @Hunnymuffin321 14 лет назад

    haha, one thinks of poetry as too deep and hard to understand sometimes...but this is something u can compare too...and its deep in a sense but easy to understand

  • @benedictifye
    @benedictifye 13 лет назад

    Worthy of Shel Silverstein! Fabbolous!

  • @imstillheather
    @imstillheather 15 лет назад

    "Girls lending what?"
    *pause*
    "Pens."

  • @MMagentaHH
    @MMagentaHH 13 лет назад

    @Dee3BoobTube in 50 cents song 21 Questions, he asked 22 questions

  • @JustAPrayer
    @JustAPrayer 12 лет назад

    Brilliant. So true, although in my experience this has mostly happened with boys actually. :D

  • @walkingthevalley
    @walkingthevalley 14 лет назад

    I will loan my students a pen, but they have to call me "sir" while asking for one.

  • @shawtygotteeth
    @shawtygotteeth 15 лет назад

    i saw him on def poetry and now hes got short hair and hes a teacher

  • @rtuiy9898
    @rtuiy9898 13 лет назад

    @piewackett1 Well, if you're a girl and you're offended by this video, I can probably understand where you're coming from. But you shouldn't take this video so seriously, what he said in this video doesn't apply to everyone. But it's true! There's always the one girl who has sixteen sacks full of pens while everyone else has none :P But, all aside, I found his speaking style funny. Not because it was supposedly sexist, but because it was legitimately funny. But I get what you mean when you feel

  • @squeekytoy123
    @squeekytoy123 15 лет назад

    this reminds me of doctor seuss!!

  • @Jeff26
    @Jeff26 15 лет назад

    In the background it sounds like someone is running on a treadmill.

  • @TheButtable
    @TheButtable 13 лет назад

    Epic.

  • @Giles2144
    @Giles2144 12 лет назад

    im the first...im lost when i forget them at home :(

  • @ian800
    @ian800 15 лет назад

    Oh my! Take a look at the lady's face right at the end of the video, before it fades to black. Those raised eyebrows say "not impressed".

  • @blueeyedbaby210
    @blueeyedbaby210 12 лет назад

    My job requiresi have a shapie pen and boxccutter at all times. Usually I have two sharpies and three pens just incase lol

  • @Brooque613
    @Brooque613 15 лет назад

    Nice! I never actually did that, but I know people who did...
    :o)

  • @IZANOXYMORON
    @IZANOXYMORON 13 лет назад

    He actually says 20 different pens. I counted.

  • @RayMysteryo
    @RayMysteryo 14 лет назад

    @SmashLordSpoon calm down there stallion. we dont have to think too hard

  • @prbyv
    @prbyv 15 лет назад

    I totally do this! lmao!!

  • @Rigicai05
    @Rigicai05 12 лет назад

    @voirinkeli PENS!!! IT'S LENDING PENS!!!

  • @emmaanderson8083
    @emmaanderson8083 7 лет назад

    How did my English teacher find this! It’s very wired that she did this for classes.

  • @creolesocagirl
    @creolesocagirl 13 лет назад

    @Albido100 Very much so!

  • @alexandrakulik9827
    @alexandrakulik9827 11 лет назад

    Just what I was thinking.

  • @Zeratul723
    @Zeratul723 13 лет назад

    Damn girls....!

  • @skiiy
    @skiiy 15 лет назад

    OMFG! i know so many girls at school that do that crap!

  • @letsallsmileatthis
    @letsallsmileatthis 13 лет назад

    I've got plenty-turned around with a handful of twenty

  • @formidablefoe5339
    @formidablefoe5339 8 лет назад +3

    I loaned someone a pen just to get it back with the end all chewed up from them biting on it. Gross.

  • @hindsight8522
    @hindsight8522 10 лет назад

    The old lady in the beginning had a SEXY voice

  • @chdwckvnstrsslhm
    @chdwckvnstrsslhm 16 лет назад

    this reminds me of Shel Silverstein =]

  • @JohnRunyon
    @JohnRunyon 13 лет назад

    @Dagunslinger9 i believe you mean the the impotence of proofreading...

  • @sanddollarscholar
    @sanddollarscholar 14 лет назад

    It sounds like a lost Shel Silverstein poem.

  • @viih6949
    @viih6949 12 лет назад

    genius.

  • @XxCOOKEExxMONSTARxX
    @XxCOOKEExxMONSTARxX 11 лет назад +1

    sounds like dr suess