The RoastMasters 6.13.17 Main Event: Jono Zalay vs. Paul Hooper

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @bltn7469
    @bltn7469 7 лет назад +7

    The funniest part of the entire roast was when dude called him "Civil war face" XD

  • @richardretrotation4952
    @richardretrotation4952 7 лет назад +7

    R1-1:47
    R2-10:26
    R3- 18:11
    Extra-24:10

  • @VllRUS
    @VllRUS 7 лет назад +18

    The judges were better than the act lmao

  • @theoctobersurprise7148
    @theoctobersurprise7148 2 года назад

    Oh Paul has some deep humor. Really great stuff. Good job to both. This is a classic all around.

  • @gurskyman
    @gurskyman 7 лет назад +12

    Noting how bad Artie looks has become trite, but based on seeing him here he legitimately doesn't have much time left.

    • @lancegoodthrust546
      @lancegoodthrust546 6 лет назад +2

      Very true. I use to to be a big fan of his, but he just keeps telling his same jokes from 10 years ago. I don't care if you're a junkie. Just be a talented junkie.

  • @SimonSez83
    @SimonSez83 3 года назад +1

    Hooper is under rated.

  • @faithfail
    @faithfail 7 лет назад +21

    Is Artie Lang dying in this video? He looks like he's becoming the witch who gives Snow White the poison apple in the original Disney cartoon movie

    • @votejello
      @votejello 7 лет назад +1

      What a fucking "dope" amirite?

    • @SashaZvyagin
      @SashaZvyagin 7 лет назад

      He's absolutely jonesing for another hit of heroin. If you've never seen a heroin addict in need of a hit, Artie Lang in this video is a good example.

    • @fauxmulder1284
      @fauxmulder1284 7 лет назад

      FAITHFAIL excellent observation

  • @onpsxmember
    @onpsxmember 7 лет назад +1

    "Yono" put two bits when his first bit bombed, but Hooper couldn't bring in another one after his. Bringing in the facetime prop was weak. But huge respect for bringing that last joke round up cause he thought that Hooper was cut short. Great gesture.

  • @blakeismyname344
    @blakeismyname344 7 лет назад +11

    Paul should have won! Despite a couple blunders, he went with the flow and kept it original throughout without relying on props or tiresome repetition. After a very short time, I started to just expect more of the same OCD jokes from Jono, and I was right.

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 7 лет назад +1

      What makes it a travesty is Jono wasn't the first to do this OCD joke on The Stand. The main joke most of the judges praised here was not a Jono-original.

    • @MANC2311
      @MANC2311 7 лет назад

      I knew it had been done before as a fan,but comics on the night doing Luis a favour don't give a shit.

  • @mehashi
    @mehashi 7 лет назад

    Paul was really good for a first timer. Has more charisma than some of the longer running other roasters. I hope he sticks with it.

  • @illustrious1
    @illustrious1 2 года назад

    I laughed more at the judges in the end than the battle.

  • @ThatSayYou
    @ThatSayYou 7 лет назад +6

    artie lange was the funniest in this video

  • @kyleflynn555
    @kyleflynn555 5 лет назад +4

    I know rich Voss is funny. I know it. Like, I’m sure of it. I swear.

  • @seven3oh
    @seven3oh 5 лет назад

    That's my cat, do not touch my cat...

  • @lh8956
    @lh8956 4 года назад +1

    *Jono won on the ocd comments alone!! Lol. And then Che calling Jono “civil war face”!! Bahahahahaha*

  • @djmac3113
    @djmac3113 7 лет назад +3

    Someone by Eli a new shirt please!

  • @WonderWhatHappened
    @WonderWhatHappened 7 лет назад +1

    The quality of the video was much better.... I know they are comedians and joke around but someone needs help.

  • @99tubalcain
    @99tubalcain 7 лет назад

    Anybody else freaked out when they realized the bald guy in the middle of the front shot wasn't Luis?

  • @MuradMuradov717
    @MuradMuradov717 2 года назад

    Oven joke 😂

  • @Remo-media
    @Remo-media 7 лет назад +1

    The 4th guy was negative and brought the vibe down. I thought that a shit mentality leads comedians to dark places, and then fucking I realised who he was sat next to. Fuck me.

  • @tyler0896
    @tyler0896 7 лет назад

    Are there any comics under 50 who don't have beards?

  • @awcairo
    @awcairo 7 лет назад +7

    such an awkward show lol

  • @masonsfishingmethods4872
    @masonsfishingmethods4872 4 года назад +1

    The OCD jokes were pretty funny I thought 🤣

  • @TheMadmanMaple
    @TheMadmanMaple 7 лет назад +1

    Poor Artie, but he did do it to himself.

  • @DJIFridays
    @DJIFridays 7 лет назад +3

    #whereisartie

  • @fauxmulder1284
    @fauxmulder1284 7 лет назад

    Artie is on deaths door. Should've never fucked up with Howard.

  • @johnscsi3
    @johnscsi3 7 лет назад

    Artie Lang, your doing well after quitting Howards show

  • @OneManParade
    @OneManParade 7 лет назад +7

    Those OCD jokes are played out. So are the herpes and dead parent jokes.

  • @shanwood4215
    @shanwood4215 6 лет назад

    Skip..... was what they should have done with that one more joke suggestion.

  • @12brichards
    @12brichards 7 лет назад +5

    I don't know why the oven is on joke killed me so much

    • @anthonyd.8067
      @anthonyd.8067 7 лет назад

      Unfortunately it wasn't only the joke that killed, his whole building went up in flames later that night when he got home and lit a cigarette. RIP

    • @boyracer3000
      @boyracer3000 7 лет назад

      I think Paul was just being a good sport and going along with it.

  • @awcairo
    @awcairo 7 лет назад +2

    should have ended it on a low note rather than an even lower one.

  • @MANC2311
    @MANC2311 7 лет назад

    Watched this on GaS,been waiting on YT to do the worried about Artie routine.Hope CQ can jump in again.

  •  6 лет назад

    Not only one of the worst main events the club has ever posted, the shit about Artie just wasn't funny given the fact that he probably was shooting or snorting something during those jokes. Luis was only half joking he said "Too real."

  • @Torn9696
    @Torn9696 7 лет назад +4

    Cumia trying to slag off the roasters jokes, chap didn't land a thing.

    • @tyler0896
      @tyler0896 7 лет назад +2

      I kind of liked the Wild Bill Hickok joke. That guy grows a mustache like he's getting ready for the Deadwood movie.

    • @MANC2311
      @MANC2311 7 лет назад

      Ant and Jay were shitfaced.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 6 лет назад

    Absolutely horrendous

  • @joopjam
    @joopjam 4 года назад

    Get redbar as a judge.redbar imolates

  • @davidpaul4716
    @davidpaul4716 7 лет назад +1

    God bless Artie

    • @davidpaul4716
      @davidpaul4716 7 лет назад

      You obviously have never done heroine. That doesn't make you a bitch. Heroine is a hard drug. But you're a bitch. Stay breathing Artie I love you and thank you to you for your contributions to this wonderfully dark world.

    • @davidpaul4716
      @davidpaul4716 7 лет назад

      On a side note great fucking battle

  • @scullnbonesent
    @scullnbonesent 7 лет назад +2

    Artie Lang is proof that stopping heroin after you've started, is all downhill afterwards...but Big jay and Rich voss comments on Artie Lang being a junkie was the funniest part about this and Eli's comments to Mike and vice Versa

  • @jesnyupfront1091
    @jesnyupfront1091 7 лет назад

    😁😃😆👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @cosmodrum1
    @cosmodrum1 7 лет назад

    Is that really Artie? Jesus, he looks like Bobby Moynihan's butch grandmother.

  • @shanwood4215
    @shanwood4215 6 лет назад +1

    They are roasting and laughing while they all know that Artie is in the can, tying a rubber band around his arm.

  • @thebum2869
    @thebum2869 7 лет назад

    they look like my cell bar status 4G LTE

  • @FungusMossGnosis
    @FungusMossGnosis 7 лет назад

    Jono recycles too many jokes from other comedians.

  • @nickcoleman4161
    @nickcoleman4161 6 лет назад

    This roast sucked man

  • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
    @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 6 лет назад

    Sucked.

  • @Hail2daChief
    @Hail2daChief 7 лет назад

    pretty weak

  • @nullinvoid1415
    @nullinvoid1415 3 года назад

    Eli annoys me with his voice.

  • @froakiemon9663
    @froakiemon9663 3 года назад

    Does Paul do voiceover work? I swear I've heard that voice on The Simpson's at some point. I don't know what it is about him but i just find him so annoying and unfunny. Every time I've seen him battle I've wanted to dive into my screen and kick him in his head just so I'll have something to laugh at. He must do his Maggie Simpson impression to get stage time or something

  • @Danny71891
    @Danny71891 7 лет назад +2

    Eli's SNL jab at Michael Che was the only funny thing in this entire video.

  • @youtubebot6297
    @youtubebot6297 7 лет назад

    Artie lang looks horrible