@@joltsreviews Yes and it was nice to not only see a young Heath Ledger, but also a young Paul Bettany, who would later play both Jarvis and Vision in the Marvel movies.
I love that he won't let it go. Neebs is a hero to that horse, and now Anthony is just trying to use it to make himself feel better about the situation. That is even worse. What a bad dad.
@@davidshanafelt9959 just wait till that horse wants to live his own life, but Neebs refuses to let him move out, and actively prevents him from getting a job that's out of the family to oblige him to stay close, ultimately resulting in a controlling household where the horse runs away to his estranged fathers house across the country.
Thralls, pets and mounts are now weak until you level them! You need to start out small with your rhino, get them some XP and levels, THEN they can survive rock donkey attacks. BTW, rock donkeys got tougher with Age of War.
it's almost like a leveled and geared GOOD (Snowhunter, etc) thrall (or pet before they were nerfed) is the single most powerful and valuable weapon the game has to offer. almost like the game REQUIRES you to have a BUNCH guarding your base to even have a hope of surviving a decent purge. maybe even a purge is where you get THE BEST THRALLS IN THE GAME? that would be an interesting game mechanic.
@@whoshotashleybabbitt4924 ok, i get the meme reference but i don't think it applies here. everything i said is actually how Conan:Exiles works. i was continuing the sarcasm of the original post.
I love for the guys to do a massive thrall hiring spree and develop a small community of every type of profession as well as training a small army. You would think Appsro would have a field day with the fortress design.
The worst most downtrodden thing you can be in this universe is a Neebs Gaming pet... I'd rather be a rock or a broken toaster than one of their pets...
How do we submit this performance for a best actor nomination at the Oscars? I mean you’ll probably lose to a Christopher Nolan movie but worth trying.
Neebs having a legacy run on Conan lately. Carries a horse (formerly) with no name across the desert, then goes (partially) on foot to the outpost him and Anthony built to rescue Frijoles, finishing off an invading horde in the process to do so.
Gotta level up them thralls. They're too weak after being broken, so you gotta build them up all over again. Also, we need a death counter for this series. Dora dying has been funny and ridic! XD
18:15 - lol... I don't believe that particular scorpion is the type he's thinking of. Also... I really hope they discover the need to level their thralls for them to be useful and that it helps to put Attribute points into "Authority", to increase their effectiveness.
shout out to the editors on the zoom in transition during the scene appsro and Anthony just talk, the cliffs in the background seamlessly merging together to keep them both in frame without just having it be a hard cut in the screen beautiful.
"Boss there's some new wise guys down the beach. Dey gots some nice stuff over dere'." Razer Gord - "We raid" Underling - "I'll ready the troops" Gord - "No, ready the kitchen staff"
After almost 2k hours in Conan Exiles I finally recognised your voice acting in a bunker of Conan. I've gone back to that spot plenty of times for a laugh, but only a few days ago did I hear the names. I only wished I had started watching you guys all those years ago when I first heard it!
First of all can we all appreciate the return of Santiago. Second of all someone needs to let these fools know they need to keep food on there thralls(people and animals) so theu can heal. They dont get hungry but it helps them heal faster and helps to level up individual stats depending on WHAT your feeding them. Another thing you guys need to do is run around with your followers and kill shalebacks till theyre at least level 5 after that you can start fighting the rock monsters with them.
@@BIOHAZARDmcla Yeah, it looks like they recorded this awhile ago though. The Purge changed in Age of War 2, but they still have the old system in this video.
i haven't seen the vid yet, BUT Razor Gord's purge has a HIGH chance to glitch-spawn INSIDE your base. as a solo i never set up a base where Razor Gord's can spawn because sooner or later your base gets gutted and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
I still love the fact Dora hasn't figured out how to hold down the button to charge the arrow and aim! lol, He will convert all to the teaching of Zath.
i love how they really havent understood any of the pet mechanics yet... just because its a rhino doesnt mean its going to be strong. you still have to level it up and not just assume its going to survive a 3v1 when its so low level, and even then, the animals kind of suck in combat. plus those chests were just a cosmetic skin, it doesnt let them carry more or effect their stats at all
- Tames a rhino, which can get close to 20K health when properly leveled, not to mention doing decent damage and knocking back enemies. - Doesn't bother leveling it up. - Takes it into a fight against multiple creatures. - Rhino dies. - Blames the game for the rhino not being overpowered from the get-go.
Christopher Nolan the Absolute GOAT of a Director. Probably My Favourite One. His Movies is Beyond Masterpiece. Hey ! Nice Scene tho there Appsro and Anthony. Definitely worth of Oscar. 😅
Putting the pet on "Attack non" is a decent start if you don't want them fighing haha. There is also a "Return key" that you can rebind to pull thralls out of the fight. But that wouldn't be as hilarious he he
Oh no, I just realized because they started before the Age of War update they could have gotten the good named Thralls from the Scorer Caravans but they wouldn't have known about it but now the update has gone through us telling them to won't help lol On the plus side, Age of War they readded World Events so maybe the group will get lucky & come across one in the future or maybe Ada can somehow manage to Dev trigger one since despite being a few, they can be a bit rare.
Hey guys next attack on your base try and have a Trudgen and rope, you might be able to capture a special NPC to join your tribe after he/she spends some time on the Wheel of friendship. Cleavers help you cut off the heads of animals to mount on your walls as trophies especially the bosses. Its a Journey step as well.
I was thinking the rhino should be named heavy metal... 2 minutes later, death metal
Brilliant!
Always something good in the comments but this one was gold.
Anthony: "that's called a medieval jousting spear"
Me: "it's called a Lance! hellOOOOO!"
A Knight's Tale reference, nice.
@@Rattus-Norvegicus first thing to pop into my head
@@joltsreviews That is a seriously underrated movie. "You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found...wanting."
@nathenandrew always fun to watch, character dynamics build and bounce of eachother so well. Perfect blend of comedy and drama
@@joltsreviews Yes and it was nice to not only see a young Heath Ledger, but also a young Paul Bettany, who would later play both Jarvis and Vision in the Marvel movies.
Appsro just thick'd that rhino. Keep the legacy alive.
Ever hear the tale of how Neebs carried a baby horse across the whole map of the Exiled Lands? Of course you have, 'cuz he won't shut up about it!
But how about Neeb's journey with 2 frogs? Or one frog, I can't remember.
I also remember the Tale of Neebs sailing the ocean with two frogs. 😂
I love that he won't let it go. Neebs is a hero to that horse, and now Anthony is just trying to use it to make himself feel better about the situation. That is even worse. What a bad dad.
I'm glad someone remembered it was 2 frogs. I knew it was something lol.
@@davidshanafelt9959 just wait till that horse wants to live his own life, but Neebs refuses to let him move out, and actively prevents him from getting a job that's out of the family to oblige him to stay close, ultimately resulting in a controlling household where the horse runs away to his estranged fathers house across the country.
"Where is the Kitchen Staff?" I felt that in my soul.
Hearing Neebs yell "side boob" is one of my new favorite things
Wait, child kidnapping?
You mean... KIDnapping???
😂
Plot twist: they were talking about napping baby goats so it fits!
Simons horse just in the middle of no where
I love how Appsro nonchalantly waltzes into a dangerous area, gets surrounded and blames the game 😂
Thralls, pets and mounts are now weak until you level them! You need to start out small with your rhino, get them some XP and levels, THEN they can survive rock donkey attacks. BTW, rock donkeys got tougher with Age of War.
I don’t think they have the patience to do that lol
@@artsysabs They dont have the brains to do that
Appsro reveals rhino
Neebs "look at those trunks!"
To be fair, how many times in your life have you seen a rhino with multiple trunks strapped to the side of its body?
@@Davey647Returnstrue, just the amazement killed me.
@@Davey647Returns lol, i thought he forgot the word for horns
Fire Anthony… He’s so annoying!!!!
Anthony's great!
Appsro doing to Conan what he did to Ark. Drag animals into dangerous places then blame the game 😂
Lets Be Honest ! We All Know. That Rhino was an absolute Glass cannon. Rhino shouldn't be Like this. This is Just too easy to kill
@@Shadowmane_19It was level one, they didn't take the time to level it up and get it, it level perks
He’s still less guilty then thick may he rest in peace
To be fair, that rhino should have been tougher, it looked so cool and it probably could not even win against a starter enemy.
Lvl1 what do you think would happen lol
Lol neebs and Dora are defending the purge and the rest are building everywhere which boosts the purge meter lol
yeah, don't you hate creativity and fun in games?
Bad Dadthony
Really channeling your inner Dora on this one huh😂😂
Badanthony
T shirt
..... And a Bumper sticker.... 💜😍
@@tazstidson4231postage stamp sized? Absolutely!
Everything that leaves Neebs' mouth is clever.
They forgot the Coyote puff of smoke when Dora fell.
A Saucier will only be reduced so far. He has his pride to maintain.
😂
For a moment it felt like Thick 44 was in the group chat ❤️
💜💜💜😍
It’s almost as if thralls and pets start at level 1 with crappy stats and need to be leveled up before taken out to fight rock monsters… weird.
it's almost like a leveled and geared GOOD (Snowhunter, etc) thrall (or pet before they were nerfed) is the single most powerful and valuable weapon the game has to offer. almost like the game REQUIRES you to have a BUNCH guarding your base to even have a hope of surviving a decent purge. maybe even a purge is where you get THE BEST THRALLS IN THE GAME? that would be an interesting game mechanic.
@@fistovuziit would be cool. Too bad Dice will never fix it.
@@whoshotashleybabbitt4924 ok, i get the meme reference but i don't think it applies here. everything i said is actually how Conan:Exiles works. i was continuing the sarcasm of the original post.
Sarcasm is not how we achieve world peace.
@@jukahri Yeah playing games for ages and refusing to learn anything about them is how we will get the world peace 😂
I love for the guys to do a massive thrall hiring spree and develop a small community of every type of profession as well as training a small army. You would think Appsro would have a field day with the fortress design.
Hehe yeah that was so surprising to see the rhino die to four rhino-size rock monsters swarming it. Silly Appsro.
Didn't surprise me at all, I knew he was going to get that thing killed immediately...and then blame the game.
Simon is his own grandpa. Family tree like a dowel.😣
He fell into a time hole and things just happened from there
😂😂😂
You can tame rhinos to be mounts, I really want to see the reaction to riding rhinos
Editor turns music setting up to Christopher Nolan.
The worst most downtrodden thing you can be in this universe is a Neebs Gaming pet... I'd rather be a rock or a broken toaster than one of their pets...
How do we submit this performance for a best actor nomination at the Oscars? I mean you’ll probably lose to a Christopher Nolan movie but worth trying.
At least they would be seen and respected by the world after that
The razor gord staff is one of the toughest purges too. It's rough
8:25 apsaro is totally trying to find his bean 😂
Now I have a question for the ages. Does a raid from a kitchen staff count as a cook-off?
Only when the raided have prepared the ceremonial ingredients and utensils.
More like lunch rush 😊
..... Yes to all of the above comments. 😂😍😏
Just found out there is a thick memorial in conan, im sure you guys will come across it at some point in this series
There was also grave markers in the silkwood from when they fought the giant spider
Every episode I end up screaming at my computer at whatever ridiculous shenanigans or dumbfuckery they get into.
Magical.
Tremendous!
Hilarious!!
.... Really nice usage of the language... Lol. 😍😇😁
i think you should try to get help. What you do is crazy.
Neebs having a legacy run on Conan lately. Carries a horse (formerly) with no name across the desert, then goes (partially) on foot to the outpost him and Anthony built to rescue Frijoles, finishing off an invading horde in the process to do so.
Gotta level up them thralls. They're too weak after being broken, so you gotta build them up all over again.
Also, we need a death counter for this series. Dora dying has been funny and ridic! XD
Sock season already? What a year.
Thought the SAME thing!
That Nolan movie scene is PERFECT.
I like that Neebs ends up actually having a random Antelope in his house just chilling
*Acolytes... It's what plants crave!*
Looked for this one. Thanks.
18:15 - lol... I don't believe that particular scorpion is the type he's thinking of. Also... I really hope they discover the need to level their thralls for them to be useful and that it helps to put Attribute points into "Authority", to increase their effectiveness.
Lol, that is one angry kitchen staff! I’ve never laughed so hard!! 😂😂😂
Really wish they'd learn the purge stuff lol. Favorite part of the game
Honestly it was a good thing that purge went to the mountain "base". Would've been disastrous if it had gone to the main base.
Doraleous has perished to the kitchen staff.
5:44 Gravity: Always be wantin' blood.
shout out to the editors on the zoom in transition during the scene appsro and Anthony just talk, the cliffs in the background seamlessly merging together to keep them both in frame without just having it be a hard cut in the screen
beautiful.
Anothiny: “im coming downhill!”
Appsto’s brain: “always come downhill, never uphill idiot.”
"Boss there's some new wise guys down the beach. Dey gots some nice stuff over dere'." Razer Gord - "We raid" Underling - "I'll ready the troops" Gord - "No, ready the kitchen staff"
Neebs is going to leave the most harshly worded Yelp review ever over this!
“Now that’s a lot of damage!” Looks like you’re gonna need a lot of flex tape!
After almost 2k hours in Conan Exiles I finally recognised your voice acting in a bunker of Conan. I've gone back to that spot plenty of times for a laugh, but only a few days ago did I hear the names. I only wished I had started watching you guys all those years ago when I first heard it!
I like how Neebs went through the whole journey of “rescuing” the goal only for Anthony to steal it as soon as it’s grown up
Christopher Nolan would be proud of that scene
First of all can we all appreciate the return of Santiago.
Second of all someone needs to let these fools know they need to keep food on there thralls(people and animals) so theu can heal. They dont get hungry but it helps them heal faster and helps to level up individual stats depending on WHAT your feeding them. Another thing you guys need to do is run around with your followers and kill shalebacks till theyre at least level 5 after that you can start fighting the rock monsters with them.
I love the forge building Appsro and Anthony made. I definitely was not expecting them to make something that looked good.
I know this is just a game and in the end it doesn't matter, but emotionally i'm whit Neebs, Antony doesn't deserve that horse
💯💯💯
Or a microphone
I remember a tale of sailing a frog across the high seas.
Christopher Nolan ALWAYS makes a good movie. He's the Neebs Gaming of film.
do not let anthony name any creatures, please/
I wonder if those kitchen staff worked for Gordon Ramsey? It would explain their tempers.
.... Twas a bit of a Kitchen Nightmare...
😍😱😜.
Foal napping , a crime most foul, but not to be confused with fowl napping. (that's just a duck taking a nap)
When you guys get a horde you need to knock out the gold health bar people to make them your employees if you know what I mean
@@Aaron-ox1vg for real? Dam I haven't played conan in a long time
@@BIOHAZARDmcla Yeah, it looks like they recorded this awhile ago though. The Purge changed in Age of War 2, but they still have the old system in this video.
I think they're about 2 months behind.
My tribe just equip all out followers with truncheons, then we just pick through the bodies afterwards for the ones we want.
@@brianhaugh152 It took them like 3 years to figure out the light thing in Ark Aberration, and even longer to learn the passive command.
"I drug him" "medieval jousting spear" xD
3:50
It's called a lance!!!
A Knight's Tale, for those of you who are to young to remember.
That cut from Anthony Is A Bad Dad running towards the screen to Creampie running Neebs over was great
"This is -madness- delicious!"
"THIS. IS. _CAKE TOWWWN!"_
I love the suspenseful build up of the incoming attack and they attack the wrong base 😂😂
Ant-i-a-ba-da. That's my abbreviated name for Neebs's horse.
Also: Anthony is gonna be MAD when he learns what the Kitchen Staff wrecked.
NO WAY! Neebses horse looks like my old childhood horse. Neebs yiu are a hero!!!
I could seriously watch you guys play Conan all day. I love the shenanigan's you get up to 🤣
i haven't seen the vid yet, BUT Razor Gord's purge has a HIGH chance to glitch-spawn INSIDE your base. as a solo i never set up a base where Razor Gord's can spawn because sooner or later your base gets gutted and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Just started a conan playthrough with some friends.
Way to make that horse’s whole life only revolve around his dead best dad Neebs 😂
I still love the fact Dora hasn't figured out how to hold down the button to charge the arrow and aim! lol, He will convert all to the teaching of Zath.
i simply love how they turnt Coanan into this
2:16 I thought this was the OG Ark series on Scorched Earth at first lol.
Love when you guys play Conan. Seems like there’s more comical hijinks you get into.
This was one of your best videos in a while
I spit my food at "start at the basics, feed your child."
That no one ever thought of Andy might make a bread world in Conan exiles, because there is bread.
i love how they really havent understood any of the pet mechanics yet... just because its a rhino doesnt mean its going to be strong. you still have to level it up and not just assume its going to survive a 3v1 when its so low level, and even then, the animals kind of suck in combat. plus those chests were just a cosmetic skin, it doesnt let them carry more or effect their stats at all
I never knew baby horses were called horselets 😂, learn something new everyday
All the kitchen staff jokes were amazing! 😂
im so happy that game did easter egg with neebs crew voices, and other ones around map
Kitchen Staff being repeated over and over; funnier every time 😂😂😂
I have never hoped that one of their animals would die as much as I did when Anthony took Anthony is a bad dad.
- Tames a rhino, which can get close to 20K health when properly leveled, not to mention doing decent damage and knocking back enemies.
- Doesn't bother leveling it up.
- Takes it into a fight against multiple creatures.
- Rhino dies.
- Blames the game for the rhino not being overpowered from the get-go.
Christopher Nolan the Absolute GOAT of a Director. Probably My Favourite One. His Movies is Beyond Masterpiece. Hey ! Nice Scene tho there Appsro and Anthony. Definitely worth of Oscar. 😅
I love TGeeB's art! It even has a Thick44 Youtoos.
Putting the pet on "Attack non" is a decent start if you don't want them fighing haha. There is also a "Return key" that you can rebind to pull thralls out of the fight.
But that wouldn't be as hilarious he he
4:40 You took a level 0 Rhino out into the wilderness rather than power leveling it a bit before going out.. that's kinda on you Appsro.
The base being destroyed made a cool set piece for that skirmish.
You don't need an advanced forge to make steel, you only need steelfire.
6:54 the return of Santiago!
Oh no, I just realized because they started before the Age of War update they could have gotten the good named Thralls from the Scorer Caravans but they wouldn't have known about it but now the update has gone through us telling them to won't help lol
On the plus side, Age of War they readded World Events so maybe the group will get lucky & come across one in the future or maybe Ada can somehow manage to Dev trigger one since despite being a few, they can be a bit rare.
does anyone else get so upset when they use a bow and not draw it back all the way to maximize damage?
.... Dora has hot key issues....
I too have no idea what this means...? 😂😍
All I've seen is the socks intro, and I've already dropped a like 😂😂
Edit: hilarious episode, dora's deaths had me rofl
wow what a bizarre purge... I guess I've never built on a cliff so I've never seen them bug out so badly trying to raid a base. fascinating though
I'm so enthralled by this series 😊
This socks Song ist great. Please longer and more
Hey guys next attack on your base try and have a Trudgen and rope, you might be able to capture a special NPC to join your tribe after he/she spends some time on the Wheel of friendship. Cleavers help you cut off the heads of animals to mount on your walls as trophies especially the bosses. Its a Journey step as well.
Anthony this is for you.. “It’s called a lance! HELLOOOO!”
Lol “im going on Yelp”. That killed me.