I've got bad news for you brother, bert isn't gonna die and neither are you. God will guide us through the afterlife, praise the Lord and God Bless all the dawgz 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
The machine story was pretty good, but got old. Hasn’t put anything out lately that’s been good. /yawn. Least Tom is funny with his twisted dark humor.
Refuse to go into oblivion? It might just be crazy enough to work! As a side note, if dying scares you at all, think about it like this: was there any suffering in not existing before you were born? Did it hurt or torture you in any way? Idk bout you, but for me it was pretty chill before i was born. I didnt need anything. Itll be the exact same when I die.
Shane this is like a 2nd grader thought. Bert has never struggled in life. That is very clear with his views on death. Its always the people who grew up without adversity that believes this isnt real.
What I have realized because of Bert, is there is a comedian for every type of person. People that watch Bert and really enjoy him, are just narcissist at their core. If I was a narcissist, I would imagine Bert would be hilarious.
How will Burt handle the death of one of his family members if he doesn't believe in death? I really wanna know what he has to say about that. Will he say his own kids were just holograms? Thats some star trek holo village status
What on earth happen in this clip that people are spazzing over? if that was insufferable for you to watch him, then you have some sort of developmental disorder or some type of autism. Like there’s genuinely something wrong with you people. lol I haven’t really watched stuff other than these compilations that may have him as of late so maybe his other stuff is terrible and insufferable but if that was insufferable for you, you need some medicine or to really work on some things in your. Him and all the same things and the same viewpoint and the same opinions as the people in your community.
Why does everyone hate bert so much. I mean I'm not a fan or anything but I dont hate the guy . It's wierd that everyone has such a strong opinion on bert kriescher
Bert fucked this shit up…the narcissism stopped being funny when his daughters complained about him…but hey, those 3 women are going to sigh relief and then live off the money he made not being there for them🤷
You're clearly one of his fans considering Bert has no affiliation with this channel and will most likely never see this video, let alone your comment. Please pull your head outta your butt and stop praising this unfunny alcoholic liar.
I mean I don't think the guy is funny either, but that's harsh. What has he done for you to hate him? Most don't even hate people who have seriously wronged them.
Psalm 14 14 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. 2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God. 3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one. 4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the Lord. 5 There were they in great fear: for God is in the generation of the righteous. 6 Ye have shamed the counsel of the poor, because the Lord is his refuge. 7 Oh that the salvation of Israel were come out of Zion! when the Lord bringeth back the captivity of his people, Jacob shall rejoice, and Israel shall be glad.
Bert's comedy is used as a torture device in maximum security prisons
Bert is my little brothers favourite comic, whenever we go visit him in the facility we always watch Bert’s standup together.
I’m sorry
Cool story bro
Facility?
@@johnhagar3069 it’s a group home.
@@j.r5159 pffttahahaha! lmao im sorry but thats funny ass hell
Bert is so detached
He doesn't understand because when he hears something funny he actually hears nothing at all
MY SHOULDERS
I've got bad news for you brother, bert isn't gonna die and neither are you. God will guide us through the afterlife, praise the Lord and God Bless all the dawgz 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@@Bruceskyy that doesnt sound like bad news
@@jaytroll188Infinite life is for pussies
Knowing Bert is operating under assumptions like "I haven't died yet, so I don't believe in death" somehow makes his life choices make sense
I'll never understand how Bert kreischer has fans
The machine story was pretty good, but got old. Hasn’t put anything out lately that’s been good. /yawn. Least Tom is funny with his twisted dark humor.
bert is unbearable
@@thewiezman hes met many famous people that like him!
It's hip to hate him these days. He has his moments of being funny.
tom segura has been just as bad the last few months…. YMH studios has no quality control
Skip to 8:48
Thank you I can’t stand hearing Bert
thanks
Something about him is so annoying, it’s not like he’s doing anything wrong idk
@@robr8396he's a self admitted narcissist who always makes things about him.
You're awesome
Bert sincerely has like 2 years to live
🚪 FBI! !
people have been saying that for like 5 years. mickey mantle gene. he'll be like 100 and tell everyone the secret to living that long is drinking
Nice
He's going to outlive you and your stupid kids...
!remindme 2 years
Matt and shane are so funny that i willingly watched a Bert K video and only kinda wanna kill myself
Impressive how Bert makes everything about him
Asked a question and proceeded to answer it. And the answer sucked
**INSERT CLIP OF HORSE BEING VIOLENTLY THROWN IN AND TORN APART BY WOODCHIPPER**
...oh wait nvm just bert laughing..
Anybody else skip the Flagrant clips like they're ads 🙄
The "I'm pretty excited about it" response gets me every time lol 😂 28:30
top 10 shane moment
Shane totally called it. That dude did kill himself in the swamp LMAO cops just needed bro logic to figure it out hahahaha
Isn’t that what everyone was thinking? Like what else do people do after they do something horrible
@@Tayloradams518 I had no idea lol maybe it was just me. But even the authorities thought he was on the run.
Or common sense lol I’m sure they all would’ve bet money that’s what happened
Bert poses a hypothetical because he can't wait to get his answer our before presenting the premise.
I feel like this channel put the bert clip first, just to get the guaranteed engagement of bert hate comments.
🤔🤔🤔
**quietly reflects on the 3 bert hate comments Ive posted before this**
I appreciate that your first clip is relevant to the title, shane and matt can carry me to keep watching, no need to make me wait for the moment
I love how Matt and Shane take the piss out of him.
I’ve never been more happy to see Andrew.
She writes "you're so cool" on a napkin before the drug deal
Bert is not just criminally unfunny. He's genuinely a horrible person.
“I thought you would be chunking ropes.” 😂😂😂
Bert reminds me of that fast talking guy who steals all of stingrays lines in I think You Should Leave
If you told Bert you’d been to Tenerife he’d tell you he’d been to Elevenerife
Never Change, Matt
I'm surprised that Bert hasn't said he discovered Shane and he was fired from SNL too.
45:58 this emit till conversation was so funny
Refuse to go into oblivion? It might just be crazy enough to work!
As a side note, if dying scares you at all, think about it like this: was there any suffering in not existing before you were born? Did it hurt or torture you in any way? Idk bout you, but for me it was pretty chill before i was born. I didnt need anything. Itll be the exact same when I die.
"prove it..." 😂
Two months of the Patreon all to myself😂😂
@17:50 that camera angle has shane looking like a giant 😂
Bert is so unfunny
The only amusing part about Bert is his ultra simplistic grasp on reality. Lol
He’s not naturally funny like Shane, Tom, Ron white, Bill Burr, etc but he’s got some good jokes on stage but he tries way to hard
R we all just being hater’s on this one lol dude is one of the funniest men to ever walk the earth lol
Bert can’t be this dumb I can see it Shane at his funeral remembering this day
I had to pick up the phone to see who tf was talking and of course Bert has no concept of things outside himself.
How are you gonna run more adds then they do on they're own page. Straight up stealing from m&s
The dawgz must assemble! 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
Shane this is like a 2nd grader thought. Bert has never struggled in life. That is very clear with his views on death. Its always the people who grew up without adversity that believes this isnt real.
Devil on your back, I can never die!
Haha baby Jesus is king
Bert DOES not have a good memory lol 🤦🏻♂️🤤🤣
You are going to hell for this upload. I better see a review for some asian tums on the end of the next one.
I bet Bert is a lovely person
Bert and Khalyla as a couple would be fitting...they could even start a tequila brand together with worms on the bottom
Comedy/podcasts would be better if Khalyla, Bert, Whitney Cummings, and Brendan Schaub all got lost
Great idea these people would make the worst podcast of all time
3:00-3:20 Bert was not listening at all
Bert is the most horrible notion of humanity.
What I have realized because of Bert, is there is a comedian for every type of person. People that watch Bert and really enjoy him, are just narcissist at their core. If I was a narcissist, I would imagine Bert would be hilarious.
He’s funny in the way that your dad is funny. And by that I mean never when he’s trying to be and for reasons he doesn’t even realize
Narcissists in general do dislike other Narcissists. Your Theory is on its Head.
just ate some carbonara buldak while watching this
Burt… it’s listening to a drunk child compulsively talk about themself
What if we already died and this is just the collective hell used for lost soul rehab.
25:32 this was like the toughest part to watch
How will Burt handle the death of one of his family members if he doesn't believe in death? I really wanna know what he has to say about that. Will he say his own kids were just holograms? Thats some star trek holo village status
5:45 you’re welcome. Man Bert is insufferable.
Thats the best though, just chillin and fucking....
What on earth happen in this clip that people are spazzing over? if that was insufferable for you to watch him, then you have some sort of developmental disorder or some type of autism. Like there’s genuinely something wrong with you people. lol I haven’t really watched stuff other than these compilations that may have him as of late so maybe his other stuff is terrible and insufferable but if that was insufferable for you, you need some medicine or to really work on some things in your. Him and all the same things and the same viewpoint and the same opinions as the people in your community.
Why does everyone hate bert so much. I mean I'm not a fan or anything but I dont hate the guy . It's wierd that everyone has such a strong opinion on bert kriescher
I understand what Bert is saying, but I don't get it
Bert fucked this shit up…the narcissism stopped being funny when his daughters complained about him…but hey, those 3 women are going to sigh relief and then live off the money he made not being there for them🤷
He loves his kids. That’s probably the only good quality about him
Bert dont let these haters get to you. Youre a fantastic person
You're clearly one of his fans considering Bert has no affiliation with this channel and will most likely never see this video, let alone your comment. Please pull your head outta your butt and stop praising this unfunny alcoholic liar.
I hate Bert Kreischer.
I mean I don't think the guy is funny either, but that's harsh. What has he done for you to hate him? Most don't even hate people who have seriously wronged them.
He’s insufferable
Please let’s stop giving Bert attention and fame.
Bro (licks lips) your looking low key jacked
How, for the love of Jeebus, is bert famous?
Psalm 14
14 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.
3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
4 Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the Lord.
5 There were they in great fear: for God is in the generation of the righteous.
6 Ye have shamed the counsel of the poor, because the Lord is his refuge.
7 Oh that the salvation of Israel were come out of Zion! when the Lord bringeth back the captivity of his people, Jacob shall rejoice, and Israel shall be glad.
Why red border
Auto takedown copyright dude is a toy reviewing thief
Dude literally stole someone else's youtube video of a Shane being funny compilation
Shane as frankenstine is crazy
Bert has to be stopped immediately!! But than again somebody has to be the most hated he’s the king of cringe
33:22 I'll just use their preferred name. That's too kuch
14:50 lafeyette louisiana mayors office tried ro fly me down from san diego to plan their anarcho crypto revolution
Bert and his damn shoulders 🤦🏽♂️🤣 I’m getting tired of hearing the same bs
You have 6 clips, and just repost them over and over under different titles
Bert is the unfunniest OAT
The BLOAT
12:45 is where shane is too SCARED to say the N i g g e r word
Good God . Akash is on par with Schaub. Why is that fool allowed in public?
Unplug Bert. It's cruel to let him go on like this. Say your goodbyes and do what has to be done.
Bert, shultz and akash sorry im out