What's Up With That Horse? | Harris In The Lead | Vance Drags Down GOP Ticket | VMAs Rescheduled
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- Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024
- Stephen meets an internet-famous horse, VP Kamala Harris has jumped out to a polling lead in several battleground states, vice presidential hopeful J.D. Vance is hurting Donald Trump's chances of retaking the White House, and MTV decided to reschedule the Video Music Awards so as not to compete with the presidential debate on September 10th.
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As a proud member of an AFSCME Union (Go Local 328!) HUGE THANKS to Tim Walz for standing up for the American worker!! 🇺🇸 ✊ #UnionProud
The UAW is suing Trump for intimidating workers.
My ex was a UAW member for almost 30 years, it took us from just getting by to being middle class.
AFSCME 2831here 💚
Every union worker should be voting blue! 💙
Proud local 2902 member and secretary here! Hello to my brothers and sisters!
PLEASE!!!
Make it clear : we can’t stop now!!!!
We must VOTE!!
No, I feel the dems have plenty of support. I am sitting this one out, along with most people I know. You guys got it from here.
@@chrisjenkins203Ok, republican.
Yes
@@chrisjenkins203 "Most people I know" = yourself.
Country over party! Vote 🗳️ wisely
"Narrowly" won't cut it. VOTE!
I am hoping that the media are just downplaying it making us think it is neck-n-neck so that nobody stays home on Election Day.
But it is mainstream media, and they have sacrificed integrity to serve their owners.
Blue 🌊 Trifecta, as FDR had ❤ Add Justices to SCOTUS, which is Constitutional, & has been done 9 times, before ❤ Contact your local Democratic Party office, and let's return to the FDR Democracy 2.0, this time including minorities. We are the only modern country, on Earth 🌎 that has not adopted The Well-Being Programs, that apply to everyone, nearly eliminating Poverty & Crime 😊 Republicans blocked FDR'S Second Bill of Rights, because they refused to include minorities...
EXACTLY!!!
🗳️💙💙💙💙💙
Why would people vote for a party that doesn’t even pretend to represent their interests? Don’t vote for either major party. Vote a third party candidate or stay home.
WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!!!!!! ✌️❤️
Obama was up 7 pts. Come on, we can beat that or at least strike even. Harris/Walz 2024!!!
Hillary was up double digits in 2016 and we know “how well” that worked out for us… 💀
@@chrisjenkins203Exactly. Trump doesn't need a landslide. Harris does...
@@chrisjenkins203 thanks to James Comey, she lost. But, I hear what you're saying.
@@cindypoole6792 All you need to know about the two parties right now, Democrats won't vote for a candidate that was under investigation for alleged crimes that didn't go anywhere, Republicans will have their greatest fundraising day when their candidate was convicted.
Harris needs to pick her positions and stop changing her story if we want to really win.
Steven's trump voice slays me every time! "They're talking about JD, not me"!! Instant laugh! Thanks, Steven, you're back!
💙💙💙I said it from the first day i heard Tim Walz Speaking that he was a perfect VP pick for Kamala Harris and I am so happy for them💯💯💯 Madam VP started her leadership journey with making a wonderful decision in picking Mr. Walz, and I believe she will continue to make the best suitable decisions that will benefit every American, especially with our supports..So, let us come out in mass to SUPPORT/VOTE for Democrats in all ballots to enable Harris/Walz triumph 💙💙💙💙💙💙....
I thought Tim Walz would be perfect, too... I was beyond thrilled when Kamala picked him to be her running mate! It just shows that she's got great instincts, and can make her OWN decisions. She's going to be a FANTASTIC President!!!!!!
I favored him on a strategic basis to begin with, since MN has enough good sense to stay blue without him, while every other choice risked a fragile, hard-won seat. It's just a bonus that he's likeable, intelligent, caring, and a good politician with a good platform for the people.
@@chezmoi42I’m in exactly the same place.
Just what I wanted. The two couples are traveling via train or bus hanging out together in route to the DNC convention! That's a fun group, I'm sure.
Now imagine if the GOP did that. Where would Mrs Vance sit? Trump doesn't like her kind. So of course, he wouldn't want to be looking at her for hours and hours.
First victory and many more to go. She’s a smart lady.
“Junior Donald” Vance what a great pick🤣🤣
Knew he was done the minute he did that, and it’s been allllll downhill ever since. 😂
Do not get complacent. No matter what that polls say, go out and vote! Vote blue!
An election is won or lost on Election Day. If people don’t vote, that’s a de facto vote for the other party. People should not leave anything to chance. Go out and vote.
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Check your voter registration status, and help others do the same. About the only weapon they have left is suppression.
@@ERAforALL The odds are stacked against me because I'm in Texas, but I've at least got my voter card all ready to go for November!
Ignore polls.
Coach in stead of couch! Now that’s a meme! 😂😂 💙💙💙
GOOD ONE🤓
yep! a good one
He could do Kamala a solid and debate Trump at the same time, it would be the same outcome. Trump is as dumb as a stump.
Love it!❤
T shirt waiting to happen . It's cold here so perhaps a hoody !!! 👏👏👏
The Harris campaign titled their response to the X interview, "Our statement on...whatever that was" 😂 😂 😂
I bet Don the Con is spiraling.
Hide the ketchup!!
😂😂😂
@ thelonesomefisherman7425 not the ketchup. Are his followers gonna do the same too?😭🤣
@MelodyDaniels-s7h Could this lead to a massive shortage of ketchup? 🤣
Trump's "way" comment is right up there with his "Gettysburg...wow".
Honorable mention goes to Puerto Rico being surrounded by water, big water.
@@dewitthobson2279.. ALOT of water...great piece of work huh👁🗨👁🗨👁🗨📄📄📄🍄🍄🎯🎯👁🗨👁🗨🌊
@@dewitthobson2279" I guess they call it an ocean"...
Says a lot about a person when his heroes are Putin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Kim Jung WHO and Hannibal Lecter, don't you think?
Ikr I support kamala! Her heroes are people like Willie Brown and her favorite rapper alive, Tupac!
@@chrisjenkins203 You and Trump just can't tell Black people apart, can you?
@@chrisjenkins203are they dictator too tucker?
Way.
It's DOCTOR Hannibal Lecter now.😂😂😂
Jd Vance has a restraining order from Ashley furniture for sectional harassment.
He thinks every divan is an easy chair.
🤪😆🤣
Ok, that was pretty funny.
@@veronicamarino112😂👏👏👏🗳💙💙
😆🤣😂
You had me at ‘tripping balls on ketamine’ 🤣
I'm a daughter of German immigrants (1954) & finally "see" how Hitler came to power.
That has been my thought as well. WOW, Pretty obvious now!!
Helga, du hast recht.Aber bei euch versteht anscheinend die Hälfte der Amerikaner nicht, dass Diktatur Auswirkungen hat auf viele Generationen danach
Helga, aber anscheinend hat in den USA kaum jemand verstanden, dass es in Nazi Deutschland auch harmlos anfing und dann Generationen betroffen waren Grüße aus Deutschland
Same thing Donald is doing
@@LisaMenissianyou completely got the oppositeendof the stick in your interpretation 😂 and itsabsolutely scary.
EXHIBIT A of origonal posters comment
With J.D Vance, any couch is a loveseat.
Why did the couch avoid getting intimate with the loveseat?
Because she only wanted to go sofa.
😂
🤣
Hey that's pretty good
Good one.
That is correct sir! Coaches Not Couches 🇺🇸 Prosecutor NOT Perpetrator 🤠🇺🇸
HARRIS 💙 WALZ 2024 🇺🇸
Teamwork not Trauma
Laughter, not Lies
💙VOTE BLUE, because “We are not going back”. VOTE BLUE💙
I can't wait for the upcoming Debate!
Oh Yes👍🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Got the day off, going to buy a six pack and order carbonies!
Lawyer versus Duffy Duck's creepy uncle... Not sure if this is going to be funny or just 🤢🤮
ABC needs to triple-up on their fact-checking staff before DonOLD starts his line of lies ad nauseum.
@@RusTsea196T DonOld is going on my Front lawn!
Don’t get complacent people. Make sure and VOTE 💙 BLUE all the way!!
😂😂😂😂Ya let's giv this country away Vote blue 4 a trash country
Vance is such a creepy weirdo. Also: Happy to have you back, Stephen!!
That "way...no way" get me rolling everytime. A presidential candidate or 2 ternagers conversing??!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
From Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...Classic!
And Putin is using an interpreter.
Beavis And Butthead REVISITED....
Elon Is BEAVIS
TRUMP OBVO BUTTHEAD
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Beavis and Butthead...you saif Duty, he he heh
Coach, not Couch!
Reason, not Treason!
Vote 💙!
Blue, not Orange.
such sweet 6 words!!
I'm going to have to add this to my repertoire! Love it!
Letting millions of illegals, I mean misplaced migrants in isn’t treason then your not a stupid broad lol
Tim Walz is a gem....Harris is very smart for picking him as her running mate. She makes great decisions. Harris and Walz are what this country needs to lead. Vote blue!!
@@Debbie-m7fYou are delusional.
Are you delusional! Lol.
@@Bango45 you Demorats are brainless… fake news has you whipped🤪
Tim Walz is a Marxist tyrant. He has destroyed the state of MN with his far left, liberal policies: The city of MPLS/and a police precinct were allowed to burn down during the George Floyd riots, while Kamala Harris bailed the perpetrators out of jail. He shut down our state, businesses, schools, far longer than most governors. He forced police officers to shoot paint balls at people who dared to come out of their homes, (while still in their own yards) while shouting 'stay in your homes, stay inside!' We are also one of the most heavily taxed states in the union. A woman who couldn't afford to shut down her business, opened her doors anyway, and was subjected to a $1,000 fine, and 60 days in jail. She has since lost her business, and moved to Iowa. Is this is the 'gem' you want to be the second in command running our country?
My last comment to this post was censored/deleted, so I'll try again. As a Minnesotan, I know Tim Walz for what he is, and his far left/Marxist style of governing. He allowed the city of MPLS and a police precinct to burn to the ground during the George Floyd riots while Kamala Harris bailed the perpetrators out of jail. He enforced unreasonable shutdowns of schools/businesses, longer than most states during the Covid epidemic. He put one woman, business owner in jail for 60 days because she didn't comply/couldn't afford to shut her business down, as well as imposing a $1,000 fine. She no longer has a business, and has since moved to Iowa. Law enforcement officers were required to storm streets, shooting citizens with paint balls if they were seen outside their homes, while yelling 'Go inside, stay in your houses'. Is this the style of government , and the kind of leaders you want for our nation?
"Coach not Couch" is a genius 2024 campaign slogan. Somebody start printing t-shirts!
The Late Show should do it, and donate the proceeds to one of their favorite charities.
Or reject the Couch Pog Pig.
Operation "let him speak" is going according to plan.
😂👍🗳💙🌊🌊🌊🌊
"Nah, nah. Let him cook!" *holding back laughter*
Its actually called operation “let him thpeek”
Never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake.
"Proceed, Governor"
She’s got my vote, money and time.
Incredible writing and performance. Thank you!!!
😂 Stephen said "This is what JD Vance had to say about it" and RUclips WENT TO A COUCH AD!!!"
I’m screaming 😂😂😂 no fucking way
That is so funny
NOOOOOOOOO 💀🤣
Ha!!!
😂😂😂
How can it ONLY be NARROW.
🔔(1)THE GOSPEL OF THE WORD OF ALMIGHTY GOD "the last age in which God is saving man from the imminent destruction of this old world"
(God has appeared in all the Churches. The Spirit speaks; He is the burning fire, majestic, and judging. The Son of man was witnessed, and God Himself was manifestly manifested. Will you all understand and see what you have gained-nothing but My judgment? God appeared to be all powerful in one Spiritual body, without the slightest flesh or blood joining it from head to foot. He is above the universe, sitting on a glorious throne in the third heaven, ruling over all things! Satan is under My feet; it's in the abyss! I am sitting here talking to you, and everyone who has ear should listen and all that lives should receive it. The days will end; all things in this world will come to nothing, and all things will be born again. remember this! Don't forget it! Heaven and earth will pass, but My words will! Wake up! Repent and salvation is near! However, you reject Me and you don't know Me. My sheep hear My voice, yet you are still reluctant! Your heart is hardened, Satan has blinded your eyes, and you cannot see My glorious face-you are pitiful! What a pity! The seven Spirits have been sent in front of My throne to all the corners of the earth and, I will send My messenger to speak to the churches. My words will appear to you at any time,and they will open the eyes of your spirit so that you can see all the mysteries of the spiritual realm and see that the kingdom is in the midst of man. Enter the shelter, and all grace and blessing will come to you; famine and plaque will not move you, and wolves, snakes, tigers, and leopards will not hurt you.)
Almighty God said
GOD has APPEARED in ALL the CHURCHES.The SPIRIT SPEAKS; He is the BURNING FIRE, MAJESTIC, and JUDGING. He was the SON of MAN, WHO was CLOTHED to the FEET, and had a BRIDGE of GOLD on His BREAST. His head and His hair were white as white wool, and His eyes were like a flame of fire; His feet are like fine bronze, as refined in an iron furnace; and His voice is like the rushing of many waters. 🙏
And in His right hand were seven stars: and out of His mouth came a sharp two-edged sword: and His face was like the sun shining brightly!
The SON of MAN was WITNESSED, and GOD HIMSELF was MANIFESTLY MANIFESTED. The GLORY of GOD is COMING OUT, SHINING BRIGHT as a HOT SUN! His GLORIOUS FACE FLASHES in dazzling LIGHT; WHOSE EYES DARE to TREAT Him with RESISTANCE? The FIGHT LEADS to DEATH! 🙏
Not one bit of mercy is shown in whatever you think in your heart, whatever word you speak, or whatever you do. Will you all UNDERSTAND and SEE what you have gained---nothing but My JUDGMENT? 😪
CAN I KEEP it WHEN YOU DON'T TRY to EAT and SWALLOW My WORDS, and INSTEAD NOTHING--you are DISTURBING and DESTROYING the ESTABLISHMENT?
I will not be slow in dealing with this kind of person! If your behavior worsens, you will be consumed by fire! 😪
GOD APPEARED to be ALL POWERFUL in ONE SPIRITUAL BODY, without the slightest flesh or blood joining it from head to foot.
He is ABOVE the UNIVERSE, SITTING on a GLORIOUS THRONE in the THIRD HEAVEN, RULING OVER ALL THINGS!
The universe and everything is in My hands. WHEN I SAY it, IT will HAPPEN. WHEN I DEDICATE, that is WHAT HAPPENS.
Satan is under My feet; it's in the abyss! 🍁
WHEN My VOICE GOES OUT, HEAVEN and EARTH WILL PASS AWAY and COME to NOTHING! I CHANGE ALL THINGS; it is an immutable truth that is absolutely right. I have overcome the world, even all evil.
I Am SITTING here TALKING to YOU, and EVERYONE WHO has an EAR SHOULD LISTEN and ALL THAT LIVES SHOULD RECEIVE IT.
The DAYS WILL END; ALL THINGS in this WORLD WILL COME to NOTHING, and ALL THINGS WILL be BORN AGAIN. REMEMBER this! DON'T FORGET IT!
There can be no ambiguity!
HEAVEN and EARTH WILL PASS, but My WORDS WILL NOT! LET YOU LEAD AGAIN: Don't run for nothing!
WAKE UP!
REPENT and SALVATION is NEAR! ☀️
I HAVE APPEARED in the MIDST of YOU, and My VOICE has SOARED BEFORE YOU; IT CHALLENGES YOU DAILY; IN FRONT and FRESH and NEW EVERY DAY.
YOU SEE ME and I SEE YOU; I ALWAYS TALK to YOU, and WE WILL FACE to FACE. HOWEVER, YOU REJECT Me and YOU DON'T KNOW Me. 😪
My SHEEP HEAR My VOICE, yet you are still reluctant! You hesitate! Your heart is hardened, Satan has blinded your eyes, and you cannot see My glorious face--you are pitiful! What a pity! 😪
The SEVEN SPIRITS HAVE BEEN SENT in FRONT of My THRONE to ALL CORNERS of the EARTH and, I WILL SEND My MESSENGER to SPEAK to the CHURCHES. ☀️🙏
I AM HONEST and HONEST; I Am the GOD who SEARCHES the DEEPEST PART of the HUMAN HEART. 🙏
The HOLY SPIRIT SPEAKS to the CHURCHES, and My words come out of the will of My Son; everyone who has HEARING will LISTEN! 🙏
All living must receive!
JUST EAT and DRINK them, and DO NOT DOUBT.
ALL WHO SUBMIT and OBEY My WORDS WILL RECEIVE a GREAT BLESSING. There will certainly be new LIGHT, new LIGHT, and new KNOWLEDGE to ALL who earnestly SEARCH for My face; everything will be FRESH and NEW.
My WORDS will appear to you at any TIME, and they WILL OPEN the EYES of your SPIRIT so that you can SEE all the MYSTERIES of the SPIRITUAL realm and SEE that the KINGDOM is in the MIDST of MAN. 🙏
ENTER the SHELTER, and ALL GRACE and BLESSING WILL COME to YOU; FAMINE and PLAGUE WILL NOT MOVE YOU, and WOLVES, SNAKES, TIGERS, and LEOPARDS WILL NOT HURT YOU. YOU WILL JOIN Me, YOU WILL WALK with Me, and WE WILL ENTER into GLORY! 🙏
(Note:📨This prophecies are being fulfilled!
( Revelation 1:13-16. ... 2:1,8,12,18/3:1,14. ... 2:29/3:6,13,22 )
(John 10:27) "My sheep listen to Me; I know them, and they follow Me.")
From "The WORD Appears in the Flesh". holy book
Fulfilled in "In the beginning He was the Word, the Word was with God, and the Word was God" (John 1:1). And (Ezekiel 2:9-10). (Rev. 19:9,13).
📥Calling and leading everyone to His lowered Kingdom or Church because it is still standing on earth in the holy place in the air/ youtube "THE CHURCH OF ALMIGHTY GOD 💐 this is the fulfillment of what He said to Peter 2,000 years ago, recorded in (Matthew 16:18'19).
This is the the only Church of each one of our spirit that we must listen to or eat and drink like how we eat, dress and sleep every day so that He can guide us and change us by rejecting the evil attached by satan so as to be perfect,
having attained eternal life that will enter the coming replacement of the New Heaven and New Earth. 💌
I know, right???!!! What is it about Trump that is so appealing to these MAGA nutjobs??! If not for right-wing media, he'd just be a national laughingstock instead of a candidate for leader of our country
Polls are garbage. I think Harris will win in a landslide.
Because only about 1 in 10 respond to polls and they're the most extremely involved.
Narrow is too close 😢
A horse is a horse of course of course...Thanks Late Show for that humorous interlude. We needed that.
...And in Mister Ed's theatre no less. Sullivan, that is.
@DavidAnderson-m5c 😂😂😂..i loved that too much
Am I the only one who found the ketamine-crazed horse mildly disturbing? For me, it was initially amusing then quickly became annoying and then mildly horrifying. The equine who'd seen too much (while under the influence of a powerful analgesic-sedative) wore an over-the-too/all-too-effective look of shock, horror and madness which made it somehow cringe.
Randomly saying Daffy Duck over the last several days has given me joy!
They show him as example of Don's conversation with Elon. All the slurring.
At least its different from his normal: racial slurring!
That horse would beat Trump in a debate!
"Live action Mucinex man" 🤣🤣 I just almost choked on my breakfast!
Same 😂😂😂
"and he said: no way" and then I said: "way"... A master class in Geopolitics.
And how conveniently he doesn't say what the "way" would be.
Like, _radical_ , my dudes.
coach not couch! coach not couch!
Coach vs. Couchella.
This would be a lot funnier if you knew how we pronounce the street Couch downtown in Portland
At least he doesn’t wear knee pads
Great to see you again, Stephen! ❤❤❤
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Way.
Just another Hollywood liberal with a bad case of TDS.
@@savageclown7171
🤣🤣🤣 Ever bothered to get the definition of liberal???
Yes💯
Great news! But we can’t take the polls for granted. We all have to be sure to vote.
Haley has lost all her credit. Just shut up.
Especially since she kissed the ring.
But she predicted months ago that a woman would be the next president either her or Harris she said that before Biden dropped out
I was going to vote for her but since she won’t talk to the press I’m bailing.
@@chrisjenkins203MAGA: “the media is FAKE NEWS!😤
ALSO MAGA: “why won’t she talk to the media?”😭
@@chrisjenkins203 Harris? That's all it takes? Harris Prosecutor vs Trump felon. Really???? Your a troll right???
Democratics please remember in 2016 Hillary led every Poll. Dont become complacent
^This. I personally know some people that just didn't vote because they believed Trump's chances to win were so low that it didn't matter.
She still beat trump in the popular vote by 3 million votes.
Yes and; just about every poll Harris is leading in has her lead falling within the margin of error. This one’s gonna be close! 💙🇺🇸
The internet wasnt censored in 2016
People also were tired of the status quo at the time, and hillary had jumped too hard into the leftist rehotric. Alienating a lot of white working class people. People also didn't know exactly what to expect from trump. Trump is no longer an unknown quantity. Kamalas campaign is at least trying this time to appeal to working class people. Whether or not that they will deliver is another matter.
A five time draft dodger calling someone else a coward. How bizarre
he only would be recuited by meal team 6
TheDishonestDemsAreDone!
None of his family ever served in the military.
@@chrisjenkins203You're here again comrade! Another bag of potatoes for you. Oh, stay away from high open windows!!
@@chrisjenkins203Trump and the MAGAts are done!!
The sheer STUPIDITY of accusing ANYONE else of being “a chameleon” is just mind-blowing.
Who is Vance? He is whoever you want him to be. Just leave the money on the nightstand.
But it is odd that Harris won’t take questions or interviews to explain what she believes to voters.
@@Maddyy24922 Harris is busy out campaigning. Trump doesn't have the money to hold rallies, so he goes to the media to get free publicity. Too bad no one watches it.
"Kamala Harris is whatever she says she is" .... fair enough. But, when discussing her racial make-up, we KNOW what that is. Her father is jamaican, her mother Indian. This is not "whatever she says it is", this is simple fact. And for Vance, the man with at least three names, to call Kamala a chameleon is just idiotic.
Also "Nikki Haley" isn't her real name either. Criminy.
And Vance went from Trump being America's Hitler to great guy.
@@HylianFox3 whatever is JD?
First he says she _is,_ then he contradicts himself and calls it _pretending._ Make your little mind up, J.D.!
So dismissive and he wont even acknowledge her racial identity.
Colbert is always the best!
You're doing a heckuva job, Steven Cheung! Keep letting Trump speak, and keep letting him dig himself deeper into that hole. We want the Trump campaign at the bottom of a crater!
And no one calls DEI hire about him?
well get someone with talent then
Perhaps a crater on Mars, alongside Elon.
Look I haven't been married in a while but "he's spent a lot of quality time with my wife" aren't words that would have ever crossed my lips when I was.
Same! I was married for 15 years. He worked at night and slept during the day. We spent less than 3 hours a day together, even on his days off. I think that was why our marriage lasted those 15 years--we didn't spend enough time together to get on each other's nerves!
LoL! Yeah, if "he's spent a lot of quality time with my wife", then the HE in that statement had better be my f*cking son.
You two should definitely hookup. Internet destiny!
@@qnxvr576 I'm sure Jill is lovely, but while I'm not married, I am spoken for. lol
I wonder if he ever walked up to her and grabbed her by the...
Putin: "No way"
Trump: "Way"
Both: "EXCELLENT!!"
*air guitars*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Party on"
Party on, dude...
Whoa...
Yeah, Chump just pulls random imaginary “facts” out of his butt, like his Wayne’s World chat with Putin. Just ridiculous. 🙄😂🗳💙💙💙
😅😅😅😅
Harris "narrowly leads?" I've had ENOUGH of my "fellow" Americans who are so lost, so gullible, so filled with fear, anger, paranoia, or who are just willfully ignorant who continue to support the former guy.
The polls have been off for a few years now and often suggest the Republicans will perform better than they actually do on election day. So long as we turn out, Trump and his creepy clown show will be defeated badly. His base may be loud, but there's far more of us.
To help you feel better:
Only ~25% vote Republican.
About 67% vote Republican because they are not Democrats.
Only about 33% support Trump for Trump.
So only about 8% of Americans actually support Trump directly.
"If given the chance, the written words will sway even the village idiot to tears. News will play a pivotal part moving forward, and those that control control the narrative and the hearts of the people." Ben Franklin. This was being media, before T.V. but this is still rings true. 98% of the media is controlled by eccentric, racist, and old white men who in turn control the narrative of the country. If the new reported with honesty and integrity all of Trump's legal issues, showed his dementia and told American's what a monster he was; he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
@@AKHill-gj2uy that... actually makes me really worried about the 67%
Gulible? You idiots can't see the proof of how bad this administration has been. Kamala blatantly flipped her script and you believe it. But Anger and an extreme fear/paranoia the only way to keep the way of life 1/2 the country wants is a civil war... yea you got that right.
First time voter 🎉 and I am voting for morals and law, not criminals and weirdos who should never be anywhere near the White House.
That's awesome.
If you can, please find 2 friends to do so too.
-- looking on with some hope from 🇨🇦
Good for you! So happy to welcome a new voter. It is the essence of good citizenship.
Voting is our once-every-2-years chance to absolutely AFFIRM THE VALUE OF "WE THE PEOPLE"!
BlueTear, I hope you'll remember the feeling you have, right after casting your vote. For me, it's the same feeling every time, and I cast my first ballot in 1972. Welcome to America's voting fold!!😊🎉
🎉
I was an independent until Trump made holding that position unrealistic. Now it's blue all the way.
Women own their own bodies. Feed the children. More environmental protections. Union strong. Education matters. Health care for all. More immigration judges for asylum seekers.
@@Lily-fu4vm what if the woman doesn't want to have a baby, or if the baby literally CAN'T live outside of the womb & dies within the mother's womb?
As a male saying this: abortion should be legal in every state, in case of situations where the mother needs an abortion to keep herself alive.
When talking about the baby, you don't consider how the mother feels in any of this. You want to restrict the mother's choice of what she wants to do with her body just so the baby can come out dead on arrival?!
That collection of cells represents only potential. As long as it’s inside another, it’s potential and has absolutely no rights whatsoever, or value to society.
The chicken came first, since the egg only represents potential. Hope this helps you understand physics.
@@Lily-fu4vmMIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS. I hope you’re fostering at least five kids right now. Hypocrite.
@@rawworking
I’ve heard scientists find less evidence of life existing on other planets and will say “we found signs of life”. But a collection of cells is not a sign of life to you.. great way of minimizing life.
@@LolManI-75@rawworking If a woman doesn't want/or isn't able to take care of her child, there is a thing called adoption, or being responsible with birth control if you are sexually active and don't want children. I also believe that a woman should have the choice to terminate a pregnancy if she has been the victim of rape, incest, or life of the mother is at risk. In regards to your comment 'if a baby can't live outside the womb/dies inside the womb'. You put words in my mouth/totally different topic. When a fetus is not viable due to unfortunate circumstances due to nature, (by the way, it has to do with biology, not physics) that is a completely different situation, not a conscious choice to purposely kill a human life.
Man, the band was snapping outright sparks at the finish. They were incandescent! Props all around!
A lovable COACH is better than a COUCH "lover" any day!
A lovable mattress is better than a MATTRESS harris did her business on any day!
Trump is *mentally chaotic* , and JD Vance is chaotically weird 😂 . America doesn't need these two crazy men in the White House. Their mental chaos will result in political and economic chaos.
@@hughjorg4008 Harris lost
@@disastermaster3K Um...what? Bad shrooms?
@hughjorg4008
Even more; the _world_ needs for those two immensely unwholesome individuals to never enter the White House.
When asked to comment on the sofa rumors, Vance reclined
Thanks for the laugh!!!
I see what you did there...
Stop 😂 I’m deceased
To bolster his image, they've written replies he can just use ottomantically.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haley is unreal! Can't believe she would side with trump. Disgusting!
God help our servicemen and women if our president can’t decide who’s side they’re on.
Can u imagine Vote 4 Joe again .that a nitr mare we avoided. Now it got much much worse a brainless lady a drunk nooooo thanks look wat.she did 2 the boarder if we vote.her in this country is done 4 she created all this mess and am not blind 2 see
The question is , how do so many people who once called out Trump for what he is, suddenly do a 180 degrees and talk as though he is God. Arent they embarrassed, what made them go from denegrating him to worshiping him. I just dont get it. Have they no shame ?
@@Sjb2077no shame, only ambition
@@margariteolmos3457 Exactly. Haley is a persistent flip-flopper.
"Coach not couch..." Gold, Jerry, gold!
Thanks Banya
The 'Honeymoon' phase of the campaign is going great! The electorate is excited and next week's party will be a beacon of hope and joy! Harris/Walz 2024. Vote 💙
Go Blue Wave 💙2024
Harris/Walz 2024!
Let's have an 80+ day honeymoon.
🎉yay! 👏 💙🗳️🌊
No one said a honeymoon can’t last 80 days or four years😂
@@harurubenlet’s split the difference. We can have an 8 year honeymoon, and see who’s up to bat next! I’m excited by the bright young minds of the newer generation Dems!
"Not about me. They're saying that about JD." Party of Unity, everyone...
NOT me (accordion blocking gesture). Kamalabobala and the Deep Shtate Radical Leftishtsh are shaying that about JP.
Self hating woke Jew, Jon Stewart's ideas are debunked regularly on our channel at Atheist Republic. He is not a rule utilitarian, he doesn't understand liberal values well and that should be enough for me to stop watching his horrible takes all over the media. Just watch how he ambushed enlightened lawyer Andrew Sullivan. Very low intellectual honest exhibited by this man.
@9Johnny8
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@ElijahRadioProphet-mb9zu
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My Name is Johnny Bernays fromm Boone County, Arkansas. I Eat POSSUMS and SQUILLS VANCE story about Hillbellys is a Goddamned LIE Am 74 Ywaes Old HILLBELLY from Everton, Arkansas, 34 People Lives There, We have Water from a Spring not Running Water, We is nor got NO Telephone, But we got ThinkPad anf COMCAST . Comcast has a New Name, I don't not remember whot it are, I STILL SAY COMCAST becawse I AM REALLY OLD (SENILE) AND REALLY A MOONSHINE COOKING HILLBELLY. Why I say this Hilldelly Elohey mojie is Dog Vomit On Toast. Vancwe L D Vance DOSEN'T TALK LIKE A HILLBELLY. He went to HARVARD? UNIVERSITY? Bovine Scatology!! I went to 6th. Grade. I FAIL 6Th Gread 5 Times. I am an HILLBELLY-J.D. Dogfusker Vance IS NOT HILLBELLY He is PSYCHOPATH.
@9Johnny8
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Party of inanity
?????????
Please don't take anything for granted. Things look great right now, but if people don't show up, we're screwed. It'll undoubtedly be worse than last time. Show up and vote
After this miserable year, the emergence of Harris/Walz and the hope surging up in Americans is keeping my head up
I am from germany and I feel the same. ❤
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@@DouglasRichardson-er4ky maricopa AZ is red you bot
Me too!
Hope is a good thing.
Why aren't people constantly reminding others that JD Vance called Trump "America's Hitler?" That should be the first, and most telling, thing he has said. How does anybody think that guy is an authentic Trump supporter?!?!!!
Maybe they think that is a good thing to call him? 😅
he also called him "cultural heroin"
Shady Vance is a lying, weird flip-flipper! He really is “shady” !
“Coach!” Not “Couch.” - Stephen Colbert 😂
I am so glad I can pause and go back. I was laughing so hard at the Thelma and Louise reference, "psych, see ya weirdo, wheel", that I couldn't hear the set-up of Stephen's next joke.
"...live-action Mucinex man, Steven Cheung."
😂🤣
I had to actually close my eyes!
Cheung’s responses are so vile and crude..this is Trump’s official spokesperson! The complete lack of class and professionalism is horrifying. Before Trump came along, can you imagine someone in Cheung’s position speaking like a garbage mouthed 6th grader in a schoolyard? I’m so sick of this. 🗳💙🇺🇸
black rock CEO is going use force, to get everyone to use digital currency! The Key word here is; "FORCE YOU!!" So you can be tracked, and who gets paid what!! Hello? Is this how you wanna live? get your money out've these banks!
@@MontagZosoWe are in a true and real decency downside with no real change in sight.
Lay off the poor man i.e. Jabba ---you know he was mercilessly bullied in grade school. Might even still be a virgin...Girls?
We’re Not Going Back.
Vote💙
Agree! Go Harris/Walz! 2024 💙💙🌊🌊
What does that mean?
@@ritatharp5238💙 "We are not going back!" - Harris
"Mind your own damn business!" - Walz 💙
Back to what !? Nobody really cares where you go.
@@RicardoK-ng5chback to the 1800’s where Trump wants to take us and especially women.
The couch jokes just never get old, I still love them.
not as much as Vance loves schtupping couches
"Not a true story. But nobody seems to care." So true!
The key word is "nearly". We can't take it for granted he'll lose like we did in 2016.
« Not a true story. And no one seems to care. » 😂😂😂😂
I certainly don't care that JD VANCE HAD SEX WITH A COUCH. Nope not at all, I don't think I could ever believe that JD VANCE HAD SEX WITH A COUCH.
The absolute best way of addressing that I've seen so far.
“I know a couch f***er when I see one!” - some lady from New Jersey
it makes it _so_ much better that almost everyone knew it was a shitpost from the start
Have you watched Big Mouth?? Even funnier if you have..JAY
"Nah. He won't throw ME under that bus heading down the road with a trail of his victims behind it." - Vance and others waiting in line to kiss the ring, probably
Tina Peters, former GOP Mesa County CO clerk and election fraud nutcase, was just convicted of four felonies and three misdemeanors for a truly bizarre plot involving voting machines, and faces over 20 years in prison. Yet these idiots keep lining up to jump on the loser bus.
On July 20, 1944 Hitler survived an assassination attempt. On page 3 of the July 21, 1944 edition of the New York Times you find the speeches Hitler, Doenitz, and Goering gave in response.
Hitler - "I myself thank providence and the Lord... We also see here a clear sign of providence that I must carry on with my work and I shall carry on with it."
Doenitz - "Sacred anger and unbounded fury is in us in face of the criminal attempt that was designed to take the life of our beloved Fuehrer. Providence has determined differently."
Goering - "The Fuehrer was saved miraculously by the working of an almighty Providence." "Long live our Fuehrer, whom Almighty God has today blessed so manifestly."
Surviving death is clearly not always an imprimatur from the divine. Those who think otherwise might benefit from exposure to the above quotes.
Trump and Hitler are so similar 😂
But to be serious GO HARRIS/WALZ 2024!
They tried 2 clip Adolf 3 times from 41' 2 45'
@@JTfromMNAlmost 40 attempts, the first already in '40!
@@JTfromMNAlmost 40 attempts! The first one already in '40.
Hitler is a classic Faustian deal with the devil - where he initially grants you what you won’t but eventually your time is up and it all unravels and you end up blowing your brains out in a bunker. Looks like the devils coming to collect on quite a few deals Putin, Trump…
I love the Wayne's World references. I haven't seen that movie in a long time. I think it's time for a re-watch!
Ol' Diaper Donny is filling them faster than Alina can change them since Kamala entered the race. It's GLORIOUS.
Several weeks ago he was talking about Taylor Swift. He called her beautiful six times! Now he's saying how beautiful Kamala Harris is. Last week, he said the black woman from his Chic-Fil-a stunt kissed him so well, he's not going home.
Where is Melania??
@@lastjob2011 Probably diddling another secret service agent.
I went on vacation to Asheville, NC...just happened that Trump had a rally here yesterday...he had a rally of a whopping 2700 people, most of whom were from other states, i.e., immigrants from the Appalachian mountains:). It was a joke....even the majority of folks that actually lived in the area didn't see the need to protest such a loser.
I live less than an hour downwind from where orange turd spoke. I didn't want to be anywhere near his stench, but could still smell his BS from here!
So you went to the event? Lol😂
As a Western NC resident, I certainly had no desire to go see him. Just knowing he was within a 100 mile radius made my skin crawl and left me feeling the need for an extra shower or two.
you think NC will vote harris? doesn't that state normally vote red?
NC is a heavily gerrymandered purple state. Our governor is a Democrat, but the legislature is majority republican
I'm so happy that Madame President picked a reasonable human as her VP. Yes, we would rather have a Lady President and a coach V.P. than a couple of creeps.
Yeah I was going to support her but now that it’s obvious that she’s dodging the press I think I’m bailing. Most of the people I know seem to agree!
@@chrisjenkins203yeah right
@@chrisjenkins203MAGA: “the media is FAKE NEWS!”😤
ALSO MAGA: “why won’t she talk to the press?”😭
@@TheJokerReturnsBlame the Japanese whiskey for that one.
She’s not Madam President. She’s the vice president.
🇺🇸🗽🦅Speaking of the crazy "Childless Cat Ladies," I say ... 📢 "We won't go Back" when we fight,🥊"We Win"🎖️
Thanks for the shout-out.
-New Zealander who never gets sick of the sheep jokes. 😂
Gotta love a country with 5 million people and 25 million sheep.
Stephen did lamb-ast us NZers there..
@@sarahlang2119 it's lambentable.
Or sheep, probably.
Thank you, Kiwis for your sense of humor. I feel you…we Iowans get lotsa shit, too. Peace!
If you gave Mr. Cheung a razor sharp bowler hat that works like a boomerang he could be a Bond villain's henchman.
😂 Agreed, but with more 'Random Task' vibes than 'Odd Job' legit props..."Who throws a 👞!! I mean, really?!" 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
Black jobs and Odd Jobs.
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure
No he’s a ass kisser🥴
Is this satire?
His writing staff are treasures as well
Colbert is a political activist, masquerading as a comedian.
I'm going to try and submit my comment again. It was filtered/deleted earlier. Obviously no opposing conservative views/comments are allowed. Censorship at it's finest! Colbert is a political activist, masquerading as a comedian.
Vote blue up and down the ballot to end the MAGA lunacy 💙💪🇱🇷
@2:45 Now I understand why JD's mom has plastic covering all her furniture.
😂😂😂
Well, I guess it was a need for birth control.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She didn't want any dollhouse size ankle biting sofas running around.
🎶 JD's mom threw out the papasan
He fucked the couch, the armchair and divan
JD can't be seen at IKEA or Ashley
I parodied this song cause I feel bad for JD's mom 🎶
Never denigrate Wayne's World. Hey, Trump, remember the 80s? You remember. You flew the Caribbean on the Lolita Express so many times, including to Montana last week.
And they still have the Jett I believe
Thank you! I didn't know that.
Rumor has it that the airport he was flying into, he owes hangar fees, so he wasn't allowed to land... so he thought he'd get around that by taking a different jet. If it's true then 😑 and ofc 🤣
@@bobbarker1798dude, "I was not aware of that" was right there!
Criminals often return to the scene of a crime
I don’t think it was possible to pick someone that had less charisma than Mike Pence, but here we are 😂
Give Pence some credit. He has no charisma. Shady Vance has negative charisma. Pence is still ahead in this fun game!
Trump only wants people who will be loyal no matter how bad he treats them and sometimes even tries to have them killed
@@AvarrenPence is supporting Harris/Walz
@@musicinggpis this a surprise, seeing how his president ordered people to hunt him down and hang him?
@@musicinggpI would too if someone sent a mob after me
45 does sound like a mix of Jerry Lewis and Sylvester. It’s a riot!!
It's important we get out and vote
Don't just assume she will win, she needs us to vote!!!
@Jenkinscraftingco2.0 Exactly! The United States will never be the same if Trump wins another election, especially considering project 2025. We all have to do our part by voting!
@@1960tlm what? That whole the country will never be the same ship sailed years ago. Already happened. And Kamala Harris is not qualified to be president. Why can’t anyone just at least be honest and admit it’s not about believing in her, it’s just about hating trump. If OJ Simpson didn’t pass away and became the candidate they’d be stumping for him like gotta get out and vote for the Juice and blue all the way down even though they have no clue who the people are. Same thing if you go all red no matter what.
Why didn't she get your votes in 2019? Zero votes and first one out of the primary. What changed your mind? Her great work on the border? And now she wants our votes after no primary and not letting the people vote!??
@@markkasprzyk3287 The whining repuglicons have a losing ticket. The Democratic party is totally behind VP Harris. She already has enough delegates for the nomination. Worry about your own candidate.
@@markkasprzyk3287she didn’t have the hype and she was chose as VP anyways. Now she got to see what the president does and is more capable.
Please, please, I want a "Suffering Succotash" T or Hat😂😂😂
You can GUARANTEE that when 45 loses he’s going to 100% blame Vance for his failure.
No he won't... He's going to do exactly what he always does and falsely claim it was rigged.
When he loses , he'll say it was rigged by cheating democrats.
He’ll blame Vance while blaming Harris for cheating, and blaming all the election workers, and the governors of states he lost, and the various secretaries of state and the media and pretty much anyone but Ivanka.
@@StoneE4or, hopefully, just flee to Venezuela.
I don't even want to think about what he'll do when he loses. It won't be good. 😠💙🇺🇸🗽
"Had a job for your mom last night." was hilarious.
Oh my..."baaaaad boy" made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you for a great start to my day.
How anyone could listen to even a single minute of Trump speaking and support him is beyond me.
The party is cashing in on years of defunding public schools.
Kamala worked at McDonald’s.
trump loves/eats McDonald’s.
As an independent I feel the same about California Harris ngl
@@captainrex4794 She speaks in full sentences. Besides she is not a convicted felon/convicted rapist. Furthermore she did not ask someone else to answer her entrance exam. Covfefe remember that ? Perhaps you have inside information ?😂😂🤣🤣
@@captainrex4794 I’m an independent too. Hey, you don’t have to agree with everything about Kamala, but the alternative is having a mentally ill sociopath running our country. Heck, write in your own candidate if you want, but Trump is insane and dangerous. Vote for your country.
1:21 "Why do you look like that?" 'Well, you mean besides the fact that I've become an involuntary pole dancer - with the pole janked through my carcass?"
"Just 'dragging' the ticket down". Hey JD! 💪🏻
You can tell his campaign is flailing. "She smiles too much. No, that sucks. She's pretending to be Black! No, that sucks too. Let's be relatable by having an interview with the richest man on Earth. Perfect!"
Two frauds who claim to be richer than they actually are...
Yes, 1 BILLION that’s with a *B* listened to him and Elon. He has no chance against the dozens of us that blindly support
UselessWasteOfSpaceHarris
@@lenawagenfuehr53Does Kamala claim to be rich? Yeah, “eXcELLeNt PoInT” about Elon pretending to be rich. It’s not like he dropped 40B+ on anything 🤦🏽♂️
@@chrisjenkins203DJT never inflates crowd numbers…
@@chrisjenkins203it was reported that the average length of people staying to listen to the two so-called billionaires was ten minutes.
Retired IATSE LOCAL 631member here....The Teamsters need to step up and endorse Kamala..What is their problem....??
The president of the UAW already endorsed her
I’ve worked with the Teamsters, but, i gotta say
Some of the Teamsters I worked with in NY are a racist and sexist bunch of foxers. Yes, NY state and NYC. So they may have some dissension in their ranks about endorsing VP Harris.
The guy who immediately caved when standing next to Putin expects us to believe that he bosses him around when no one is looking.
no reply
Trump is a coward.
@@ermanvis7642 did Putin attack the Ukraine when Trump was president? Or was it Biden?
@@ScottishRoyal1 how so?
@@Thurston-q6qhes a 5 times draft dodger. He talks smack about people on twitter but when he meets them he bends over backyards for them. He also hid in a bunker because some women were marching. He's never been able to say a bad word against putin even when the Russians interfered in the elections. Hes a notorious coward i thought it was common knowledge. Next you'll be asking how He's a conman 😂
That horse jump up at you made me scream " I want Mommy!!!".😮😮😢😢😂😂😂😅😅😅
Vance talking about Harris being a Chameleon is pretty hypocritical. How many times has he changed his name?
Lawn chair vance
Puh lease...guy is lower middle class from Ohio and calls himself a hillbilly🙄
Heals up Harris
Aka WilliesComeDumpStir
"Vance" is his third name.
@@chrisjenkins203Don’t blow your wad all on one post! Save some for the hours of edging you got ahead of you.
“Whose boat is this boat?”
Covfefe.
I have that!
I was in support of Harris but the FACT that she’s hiding from the press and is part of this admin that has created the mess is concerning 🤷
@@chrisjenkins203You're just a republican.
The kid's book "Whose boat is this boat?" is the only book Trump actually wrote.
@@chrisjenkins203 Not hiding from the press; she's out campaigning, giving speeches every day. If the press want to ask questions, they know where to find her. But she isn't going to take time out JUST for the journalists that ask irrelevant horse-race questions.
It’s not about Haley versus Harris. It’s about primary versus general. Racism and sexism won the Republican primary, but they are toxic in the general election.
Can we get that on a tee? "COACH NOT COUCH"
When Putin invaded Ukraine, Trump called it a "genius move". Now he's saying, "I told him not to do it". Who's the chameleon again?
Like Putin would "seek advice" from the Diaper Man!
I am Ukrainian and I still remember that he tried to blackmail Zelenskyy with military aid for political gain. Trump is a liar, he has been lying all these years and it is so bizarre that so many people are willing to vote for him.
More than a chameleon - he's an outright liar.
He also said he could end the war in a day, by getting ukraine to surrender
Back when he was president, he also said that Russia would never invade Ukraine further since Crimea was all they wanted.
(while he was saying that, Russia was invading the Donbas with unflagged mercenaries)
Vance: Do whatever you want with my wife, Donold, but stay away from my couch!
Notice Trump didn't complain about the 40 min X delay.
I did notice that 😂
And didn't say Musk was disrespectful or nasty...
Or the $hitty cheap sound equipment that makes him sound like he took his partial plate out. You would think that a pair of billionaires would have better sound gear or people who could run it correctly. 😂
I guess we can no longer say Trump doesn’t serve. By the sound of his voice, he was servicing Elon pretty deep.🤤
He needed the time to sober up.
A video leaked of J.D. Vance telling Trump about how he goes to Furniture Mart and teaches him how to "grab a sofa by the p*****" in Trump's voice: "Grab'em by the Pillow!"🛋️🛋️🤣