He managed to win the love of an Orc warrior maiden, and then her entire war band as his harem. His brews are so legendary, they already have sagas written about them. The title of his light novel is itself a light novel. He is the most interesting dwarf in the world.
He needed Love and Light to show good brews are not grain but grapes, and Orc maidens have great taste and palates. For their knowledge helped greatly.
Grapes can make good brandy and vodka, so they're not just for wine anymore And the dwarf knew orc women were more in sync with nature, especially good grapes.
more like the light novel title, the anime would probably have it shortened to "The exiled dwarf brewmaster is now the best with his orc girl harem" or "exiled dwarf brewmaster enjoys his best life"
His grape-based brandy is potent and desired, and he now has a family to help him embrace his potential. His wife and her sisters give him that he missed.
You know, if the Dwarves had a robust system of contrition and forgiveness alongside their grudge obsession, maybe they wouldn't be left in the dust by every upstart human civilization that grasps basic industrialization.
Funny thing actually. That's legit a thing with the Choas Dwarfs of Warhammer Fantasy. An insanely industrialized, steam powered, slave labor based economic engine that is the envy of half the world, and who don't sentence any dwarf who fucks up to permanently be on suicide duty, but instead allow for actual redemption.
If I have to guess it's the elf's fault that the dwarfs are so full of grudge. Every hundred years (more or less) an elf come to dwar society and messes everything because they have very long lives. Then the dwarfs learned to hate elf's in general, and write offenses in grudge books, so the next generations don't make the same mistakes.
If that Dwarf King doesn’t swallow his pride and admit the error of his ways, he’s going to spend the rest of his life and rule in misery and make his entire kingdom suffer with him. That is assuming he’s not overthrown first.
Well, I choose to interpret that the councilors discussing the Brewmaster behind his back were ignoring King's ramblings at that point and were preparing for an expedition.
@@xaviermoncada-martin8156 both, I think. Someone will have to rule. Someone will have to lead the Dwarvenkind into a new age of -blind faith and unreasonable hatred- great booze and big-muscled orc waifus/husbandos!
@@HTWWThat so they can buy the “grape brandy” that he lovingly crafted with his family. The orc maidens made him welcome, and he made great progress In brewing wonderful liquor all folks appreciate.
@@theodorehsu5023 I’m not sure that the Brewmaster will want to return to his old nation even if his wife, her family, and any children they end up having are allowed to go with him. He seems genuinely happy with the life he now has with them. Not to mention that his best alcohol is made from his own crops rather than what the Dwarf Kingdom grows. Even so, I’m sure that the Dwarf Kingdom and Brewmaster’s Farm can still arrange a trade agreement between them that would satisfy both parties.
The dubbing here is really good ngl, legendary even. The kind of fibbing you would expect from a professional work. I applaud the dubbers of this video.
@@tranquoccuong890-its-orge Close! But not quite. "Terroir" refers to terrain specifically in its relationship to agriculture and horticulture- nutrients, climate, soil pH, etc.
Even rock and stone turn into magma when it gets hot enough. And at one point it breaks out of the mountain, becoming a stream of lava. It can destroy, but it can also create the best soil for new live to prosper.
Ok, I never comment on these vídeos, but that's Genius. First because the premise (totally would read a manga about a dwarf MC); second because the blatantly title, criticizing the normally obnoxious titles from isekais hahahaha
Why does it feel like all of this was a set up for that title as a joke. It was a damn good set up mind you and I'm disappointed that something like this won't be a real light novel but still.
Dwarf King always kick out the best people of his Kingdom first the greatest warrior because he's dating an kawaii Elf and now the greatest wine maker who married to a beautiful orc wife. Not a very Vice King.
you could imagine some dwarfs settling down somewhere warm and getting keen on drinking wine like most people or starting a Dwarfish "real ale" campaign teaching the other races how to drink proper beer
So let me get this straight: This full-on Chad of a Dwarf essentially domesticated an entire Orc War-Band, was exiled by the quite frankly racist King, married their female group leader and her battle-sisters, found personal peace and contentment, ended up creating a brew that nearly EVERYONE loves, realized an incredible leason that the previously said King absolutely refuses to acknowledge, AND is financially well off because of it? Can I get this Dwarven Hero's autograph?
I shall now be making a Hill Dwarf either Nature Cleric or Druid who adventures to refine his brewing skills and earn money to return home, marry the orc war maiden who stole his heart and grow a vineyard
As a werewolf he hired me and my team to transport his liquor. Best job I've ever taken in my 1120 years of life! Plus the booze is free (allowed to drink AFTER work is done).
He managed to win the love of an Orc warrior maiden, and then her entire war band as his harem. His brews are so legendary, they already have sagas written about them. The title of his light novel is itself a light novel. He is the most interesting dwarf in the world.
I don't always drink brandy...but when I do, I prefer Sunkiss Stone.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
I was looking for this reference! Had to re read it twice till I saw it!😂😂😂GJ!
Dunno, Gotrek exists.
Legend of Brewmaster Dos Equis
He needed Love and Light to show good brews are not grain but grapes, and Orc maidens have great taste and palates. For their knowledge helped greatly.
Dwarf and orc romance, so romantic, just beautiful when the Dwarf told a beautiful poem about grapes and his orc wife.
Half dwarf, half orc offspring that would be 2x2m block of muscle like Makers from Darksiders series.
hey don't forget dwarfs are very virile so much snu snu is happening perhaps more so than orc snu snu but ya wholesome ;)
Grapes can make good brandy and vodka, so they're not just for wine anymore And the dwarf knew orc women were more in sync with nature, especially good grapes.
The long title is so long that it could actually be a real title for an upcoming anime.
Seriously was thinking the same thing
Without a doubt
more like the light novel title, the anime would probably have it shortened to "The exiled dwarf brewmaster is now the best with his orc girl harem" or "exiled dwarf brewmaster enjoys his best life"
I'd watch it; I'd read it; and the dōjin too.
A manga or manhwa with a dwarf as a protagonist? Why they’d never.
The oak wives grapes are also ripening.
May they always be happy.
Dryad wives would indeed help with making the best grapes for wine.
This dwarf may have lost his honor, but he still has respect, beer (wine) and he acquired the most important thing - love!
U mean A LAUGHPH?!!!
He lost no honour. His king did.
His grape-based brandy is potent and desired, and he now has a family to help him embrace his potential. His wife and her sisters give him that he missed.
A dwarf brewmaster, moved out to the countryside, bought land, and married an orc and her all female warband. may his cup or his balls never empty! 🍷
Mappa: Wake up the workers. We got some work to do
That's implying they get to sleep...
@@SunGawdRathey sleep walk (work) with their eyes open. They run on instinct and it’s a bit creepy…
*Whipcrack*
“That wasn’t sleep. It was my monthly coma”
"The grapes are looking beautiful"
>not looking at the actual grapes but into his wife's eyes
Smooth.
"Living well is the best revenge." ~The Penguin (BTAS)
And a grape brandy folks would kill for as well as a loving family is living very well indeed.
Living his best life...
To answer the king question, the wine is made with love.
I’m pretty sure it’s the orc waifu feet that makes it better. Wine grapes were usually crushed manually, by stomping, back in the day
@@NotsilYmerejI hope they washed their feet
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 some people would probably pay more if they didn’t
@@NotsilYmerej Really? Let me try.
69th like… nice 🤞
My god...that translated title is just divine. All it really needed to be perfect is some colons, and a re-something something in their as well.
Dwarves should give up trying to get the brewmaster back. Dwarves never forget a grudge.
and the "big book of grudges" is a written proof of that.
The giant long title is perfect lol
Rock and stone brother! Karl would approve.
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!
For Rock and Stone!
A round of Oily Oaf's, ice-cold and foamy! 🍻
The Brewmaster is a wise man w/ excellent taste.
You know, if the Dwarves had a robust system of contrition and forgiveness alongside their grudge obsession, maybe they wouldn't be left in the dust by every upstart human civilization that grasps basic industrialization.
Funny thing actually. That's legit a thing with the Choas Dwarfs of Warhammer Fantasy. An insanely industrialized, steam powered, slave labor based economic engine that is the envy of half the world, and who don't sentence any dwarf who fucks up to permanently be on suicide duty, but instead allow for actual redemption.
If I have to guess it's the elf's fault that the dwarfs are so full of grudge.
Every hundred years (more or less) an elf come to dwar society and messes everything because they have very long lives.
Then the dwarfs learned to hate elf's in general, and write offenses in grudge books, so the next generations don't make the same mistakes.
@elmodelo101
Head cannon: dwarves hate all elves, but it's just one elf that keeps coming back and stirring the pot every couple generations.
…I would so read that book…
Everybody's got to have flaws. Fantasy Humans' flaw is being boring.
That title is worth less than literal nothing but the story itself is worth more than gold.😂
An orc wife and sister in law who respect him and working for him making the best wine the world have ever taste.
He really Living The Good Life.
Wives
That brandy made with love is making the dwarves back home eat their hearts out :P
Is nobody else going to talk about how long of a title that was? 😂 totally accurate to anime titles nowadays
Dwarves like stone
Orc waifu abs rock solid
Makes sense
If that Dwarf King doesn’t swallow his pride and admit the error of his ways, he’s going to spend the rest of his life and rule in misery and make his entire kingdom suffer with him. That is assuming he’s not overthrown first.
Well, I choose to interpret that the councilors discussing the Brewmaster behind his back were ignoring King's ramblings at that point and were preparing for an expedition.
You mean a Coup d'état against their leader? A quest to retrieve their exiled Brewmaster? Or, both?
@@xaviermoncada-martin8156 both, I think. Someone will have to rule. Someone will have to lead the Dwarvenkind into a new age of -blind faith and unreasonable hatred- great booze and big-muscled orc waifus/husbandos!
@@HTWWThat so they can buy the “grape brandy” that he lovingly crafted with his family. The orc maidens made him welcome, and he made great progress In brewing wonderful liquor all folks appreciate.
@@theodorehsu5023 I’m not sure that the Brewmaster will want to return to his old nation even if his wife, her family, and any children they end up having are allowed to go with him. He seems genuinely happy with the life he now has with them. Not to mention that his best alcohol is made from his own crops rather than what the Dwarf Kingdom grows. Even so, I’m sure that the Dwarf Kingdom and Brewmaster’s Farm can still arrange a trade agreement between them that would satisfy both parties.
Bruh! That title is so accurate! Light Novels these days have entire paragraphs for titles these days!
Old anime/manga title: "Of Orcs, Love, and Wine"
New anime/manga titles: 1:54
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?! oT
The dubbing here is really good ngl, legendary even. The kind of fibbing you would expect from a professional work. I applaud the dubbers of this video.
"terroir." Tehr-warr.
Vine yard
...terrain ?
@@tranquoccuong890-its-orge Close! But not quite. "Terroir" refers to terrain specifically in its relationship to agriculture and horticulture- nutrients, climate, soil pH, etc.
@@PeterDivine thanks
one new day, one new etymology lesson
@@PeterDivineThanks for helping us understand. He went from grain-based to grape-based brandy.
Even rock and stone turn into magma when it gets hot enough. And at one point it breaks out of the mountain, becoming a stream of lava.
It can destroy, but it can also create the best soil for new live to prosper.
I'm detecting an ever so slight euphemism here.
😂 I honestly would read a story like that. I don’t think they’ve ever done one on brewing.
This is like the ending of "Asterix conquers rome".
Very wholesome.
Ok, I never comment on these vídeos, but that's Genius. First because the premise (totally would read a manga about a dwarf MC); second because the blatantly title, criticizing the normally obnoxious titles from isekais hahahaha
Why does it feel like all of this was a set up for that title as a joke. It was a damn good set up mind you and I'm disappointed that something like this won't be a real light novel but still.
I believe the title at the end is 100% real, if not it will be eventually
Dwarfs are neither bishounen nor pathetic enough to be main male characters, though.
Not gonna lie. This is something I would definitely read. If it existed 😂.
Somewhere in the Warhammer universe the longbeards are having the biggest meltdown in dwarf history
Because grape brandy better than apple brandy.
Aaaaand it’s been renewed for an additional twenty seasons and three movies…
1:25 DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
So what are dwarf and orc offspring called?
Dorcs?
A goblin with arms Wider than they're tall
What the Dorcs doin?
No. half orc, half orc
Owarf sounds better
Orf
Dorf the Orf, son of Theuulum the dwarf and Hav'aak the orc
I would absolutely love to read a manga/novel like that
GG old man. You deserved it. I'm not even frustrated at you.
I’d read the heck outta that if it was an actual book series
He's indeed living a great life now
I love the brewmaster has a way with poems and choosing a beautiful orc wife too.
You know an anime will either be dogshit or goated when it has a run-on sentence for a title.
i wish t6here waqs more to that one.. a part 2 would be great.
The longest title in existence.
And you know these titles are getting longer and longer.
Death by snu snu
Accurate title length.
The secret to the wine? The graves get squeezed between the tights of gigantic Orc women
yes, yes i can see the potential here.
And the overly descriptive long title just to solidify the parody, absolute banger.
Honestly, not the most absurd Isekai I heard,and probably if it really exist one day, one of the best of the last year
I almost instinctively prest V after hearing ROCK AND STONE!!!
Dwarf King always kick out the best people of his Kingdom first the greatest warrior because he's dating an kawaii Elf and now the greatest wine maker who married to a beautiful orc wife.
Not a very Vice King.
Got it down to the exceedingly long title😂❤
good job you are a legend amongst the dwarf
👏 👏 👏 I swear to god we are going to have titles that long pretty soon 😂
Bro should just produce a manga tbh. Hes got the chops for it
Shortest Isekai title goes to:
"Rocks and stone may break my bones, but orc waifus and beer will never hurt me"
And Grape-based brandy even more comforting.
I like the female Dwarf's voice. The slight Scottish/Irish accent is a nice touch.
The Dwaven King comes pleading for his return, and the Vintner hits him with the most devastating reply. "Why would I do that?"
you could imagine some dwarfs settling down somewhere warm and getting keen on drinking wine like most people or starting a Dwarfish "real ale" campaign teaching the other races how to drink proper beer
This is so weird I've actually been thinking about dwarf story ideas like this sorta
This parody is actually so close to the standard formulas that it could become a real manga
i must say this isekai i will watch. I can bet it will be a little humor but also a loot love and sweet moments. Also heartfull and relaxe moments ^^
The shortest isekai title.
"Bonum vinum laetificat cor hominis" - a good wine gladdens a persons heart
....I mean. That titles pretty spot on with how redonklous they've gotten... I'd also read it.
this is a good novel just waiting to be created
I would genuinely love to watch a slice of life with this concept.
Id read this in a heartbeat. very little love is given to dwarves as isekai protagonist. (as far as I know)
I wonder what made them fall in love with each other. I'm also curious how the orc girl doesn't mind the height difference 🤔
A short king is still a king.
Hail to the King, Baby.
Have you not seen the man?
Have you not heard him speak?
Anyone raised outside of Dwarven culture would be all over him.
If your secure about what you want u dont really mind these things
You know the story is gonna be good when the title alone gives away the entire plot.
English title "Sour grapes". Tell's you nothing about the story. At least those long titles let you know what you're in for!
@@RBAWintrowSo just sit back, buckle up and enjoy the ride of exposition.
So the Brewmaser send his liquor to the king as revenge?
That is certainly more efficient than writing it in a book.
Wait until he gets isekaid to Hoxxes IV 💀
So let me get this straight:
This full-on Chad of a Dwarf essentially domesticated an entire Orc War-Band, was exiled by the quite frankly racist King, married their female group leader and her battle-sisters, found personal peace and contentment, ended up creating a brew that nearly EVERYONE loves, realized an incredible leason that the previously said King absolutely refuses to acknowledge, AND is financially well off because of it?
Can I get this Dwarven Hero's autograph?
What better way to say FU to the ones that banished you than to make a brew so good that they'll beg you to come back.
Low key would enjoy that life personally.
we need anime of this now xD
wow explaining his whole ordeal in a title thats wild😁
At least he still has a beard
I demand to read the full manga series and see the full anime series!!! This is pure Gold!!!
This inspires me to create a certain character for a dnd campaign
I shall now be making a Hill Dwarf either Nature Cleric or Druid who adventures to refine his brewing skills and earn money to return home, marry the orc war maiden who stole his heart and grow a vineyard
I want to read this series, i love these chill stuff
"It's pronounced 'tehr-wahr' ye ignorant elgi-lover! THAT'S GOIN IN ME BOOK!"
And that really is how they do some light novel titles.
You just know they broke his pelvis a couple of times
Dude, the best revenge is to live better than your enemies...heh
This is going into the FUCKING BOOK
A true isekai tittle, you don't even need to read the manga
As a werewolf he hired me and my team to transport his liquor. Best job I've ever taken in my 1120 years of life! Plus the booze is free (allowed to drink AFTER work is done).
Absolutely could see this as a manga.
i love all things dwarven... and this is hilarious XD
Even the slight nod to Deep Rock Galactic
Leave them to their two buck chuck brother!
Ok double the length and I could see this be a real novel title.
He is living his best life. lol
Hey, bud - you got an extra lady from that warrant to spare?
Dude is living the dream life 😂