... story 6 had a WHOLE MINUTE + 20 SECONDS LIST of shenanigans. all from one guy. i keep thinking surely its done there must be nothing left and then it just keeps on listing
Almost vomitted, true nightmare fuel. At a computer repair shop. Customer brings in broken computer. Old PC with windows XP installedbut running on Windows 98-2000 era hardware. Late Pentium III 600MHz orerly Pentium IV 1.2 GHz era celeron. It boots up slowly, he is across the room looking at cables. 4-PC cubicles are used to persent PCs we sell and we hae an empty booth closest to the support center counter to check the computer in case it is just a small thign and no need to bother techs with the situation. So the PC slowly gets through the "black background white text preliminary steps" of the Bios. Then Windows loads. I see the background image of his wife in doggy style position with a non-humnan partner in the style position. The "Welcome to windows sound" starts playing. In horror I'm about to call my boss to let him handle the customer. The customer says : "Is it booting up?", clearly he heard the sound. He'swalking towards me, but can't see the cubicle I'm working at from his position. I saw him walk towards me across the room the moment he started this motion. I told myself nope! He won't "see me seing this" : I pulled the power cable off the back of the power supply of the computer. Told him : "Won't start, sorry sir." And just noped out of there leaving the boss manage the estimation/quote bill.
So I had a job at a convenience store for a few months. I was assigned a trainer for running the register, and we sell rubbers at said register. Suddenly a kid and his girlfriend came by. (Both probably 15 or 16, but his ID said 21) he asked for triple XL rubbers looking all macho. The woman looked at him and handed him a Small pack. You could see the dent in his emotions and ego, but he paid and left as his girlfriend was giggling. The NSFW part is me asking my trainer why she did that. It was her grandson, and he recently got a girlfriend. She showed me a picture meant for said girl during lunch that he accidentally sent to her instead. I nearly spilled my food, but luckily, he was wearing underwear and had put a deodorant stick inside. She said that she knew he had a small pecker because apparently she changed his diapers when he was a baby, and she joked that she couldn't ever find it. I am yet to recover from the uncanny feeling about this event myself, and it's been 7 years... how's your day going?
ah yes, because cutting a grape in half and putting it in the microwave, then accidentally lighting some kitchen roll on fire because you tried to stop it from splitting is so N*FW. the absolute horror.
My guy are you using AI to scribe your reading of reddit stories? Make no mistake, I am entertained- but this has GOT to be some of the LAZIEST content I have ever seen. 😂
... story 6 had a WHOLE MINUTE + 20 SECONDS LIST of shenanigans. all from one guy. i keep thinking surely its done there must be nothing left and then it just keeps on listing
nah fr homie lived the best life tho did whatever whenever wherever made money and as far as we know might be behind bars bc of it
You guys know he’s probably lying right?
I would never do that stuff at work ... crazy people out there ...
Im on the design team for a robotics team and story 8 is really tempting me
the blahaj doing something tech related..... wouldnt doubt it
blåhaj i love you
Almost vomitted, true nightmare fuel. At a computer repair shop. Customer brings in broken computer. Old PC with windows XP installedbut running on Windows 98-2000 era hardware. Late Pentium III 600MHz orerly Pentium IV 1.2 GHz era celeron. It boots up slowly, he is across the room looking at cables. 4-PC cubicles are used to persent PCs we sell and we hae an empty booth closest to the support center counter to check the computer in case it is just a small thign and no need to bother techs with the situation. So the PC slowly gets through the "black background white text preliminary steps" of the Bios. Then Windows loads. I see the background image of his wife in doggy style position with a non-humnan partner in the style position. The "Welcome to windows sound" starts playing. In horror I'm about to call my boss to let him handle the customer. The customer says : "Is it booting up?", clearly he heard the sound. He'swalking towards me, but can't see the cubicle I'm working at from his position. I saw him walk towards me across the room the moment he started this motion. I told myself nope! He won't "see me seing this" : I pulled the power cable off the back of the power supply of the computer. Told him : "Won't start, sorry sir." And just noped out of there leaving the boss manage the estimation/quote bill.
broooo these ops are living the best lives i swearrrrr
So I had a job at a convenience store for a few months. I was assigned a trainer for running the register, and we sell rubbers at said register. Suddenly a kid and his girlfriend came by. (Both probably 15 or 16, but his ID said 21) he asked for triple XL rubbers looking all macho. The woman looked at him and handed him a Small pack. You could see the dent in his emotions and ego, but he paid and left as his girlfriend was giggling. The NSFW part is me asking my trainer why she did that. It was her grandson, and he recently got a girlfriend. She showed me a picture meant for said girl during lunch that he accidentally sent to her instead. I nearly spilled my food, but luckily, he was wearing underwear and had put a deodorant stick inside. She said that she knew he had a small pecker because apparently she changed his diapers when he was a baby, and she joked that she couldn't ever find it.
I am yet to recover from the uncanny feeling about this event myself, and it's been 7 years... how's your day going?
No way dude 😭
Crazy that the janitor in story ten thought it was a group of people
nah fr that had me weak af
2:21 this is the fakest story I’ve ever heard
Yeah at first I was like "ok not too bad" then I got more and more unbelievable.
Like if your life was that exciting you wouldn’t be on reddit
3:24 JEEZ CALM DOWN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
They gotta lock that brotha up from story 6 man…
Just... wow. Some of these are pretty unbelievable, but hey, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction!
Story6 amazing! Yeah 😂😂😂😊
17:06 this is actually how NPCs drive in GTA
Did anyone else picture Jason Mendoza reading the entire story of story 6? Iykyk. 😂
I feel like i never live a little
ah yes, because cutting a grape in half and putting it in the microwave, then accidentally lighting some kitchen roll on fire because you tried to stop it from splitting is so N*FW. the absolute horror.
Well it's definitely not safe for work. Fires are no joke in the workplace
@@doo_lissdu_lighost6133 you got a point LOL, but not the SFW the video is talking about xd
@@The_Goofiest_Anubis.still NSFW (technically)
My guy are you using AI to scribe your reading of reddit stories? Make no mistake, I am entertained- but this has GOT to be some of the LAZIEST content I have ever seen. 😂