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  • @rah62
    @rah62 5 лет назад +3299

    Coco Peru retiring? That bothers me.

  • @dylanallen2499
    @dylanallen2499 5 лет назад +1458

    “Coco, children watch this.”
    “You know... children ruin everything.”
    MY SWEET COCO PERU DON’T EVER CHANGE 😻

    • @astropgn
      @astropgn 5 лет назад +11

      I had to stop, rewind and watch it again several times hahahaha

    • @kpickxx1
      @kpickxx1 5 лет назад +7

      Dylan Allen HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST THING EVER

    • @authorgkray
      @authorgkray 5 лет назад +7

      MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. I laughed for ten solid minutes.

    • @Otaku1811
      @Otaku1811 5 лет назад +7

      I died laughing at that part. Coco makes my day lol

    • @gryfinryder
      @gryfinryder 7 месяцев назад +1

      I spit out my drink! I think Coco is my spirit animal

  • @iriseteru
    @iriseteru 5 лет назад +342

    "Children ruin everything."
    I could not agree more. xD

    • @rachaeleigh
      @rachaeleigh 3 года назад +1

      They ruin my day at work every time they come in..but than again I feel the same way about every body

  • @turduckenwrath6110
    @turduckenwrath6110 5 лет назад +505

    omg why am i just now finding this channel!!!!!!
    I’m a 40y/o jewish lady and it’s like watching my inner monologue 🤣

  • @MatthewRX
    @MatthewRX 5 лет назад +615

    By the way- you talking about retiring....that bothers me....

    • @JacobHoggan
      @JacobHoggan 5 лет назад +12

      MatthewRX she’s earned it

  • @tubblebub
    @tubblebub 5 лет назад +272

    "...And the rest who don't recognize me are DEEPLY disturbed by my presence." I love you, Coco!

    • @LilliansLament
      @LilliansLament 5 лет назад +3

      Kati Aaarrgh as I’m watching this video she said this right when I scrolled to this comment 😂

  • @travisziegler9053
    @travisziegler9053 5 лет назад +112

    Her face when she says, "customer service in Maybelline?" DEAD.

  • @rummagingchaos
    @rummagingchaos 4 года назад +102

    i refuse to believe coco peru is only a character. this is just too convincing

    • @coolcutsgal2
      @coolcutsgal2 4 года назад +3

      Nope, it's TRUE. She was a contestant on RuPaul drag race I think it was season 2 (check it out on Google,but I'm pretty sure)

    • @bloonsfamguy
      @bloonsfamguy 4 года назад +8

      @@coolcutsgal2 are you that stupid?

  • @MinaF99
    @MinaF99 5 лет назад +333

    “Coco, kids watch this!”
    “Kids ruin everything.”
    “My husband’s from Spain... thank you.”
    “I’m a low end celebrity drag queen”
    I couldn’t stop laughing for the entire video! Love you!!

  • @erikwick
    @erikwick 5 лет назад +217

    "This is Coco Peru. I'm a low-end celebrity drag queen."
    I fell out!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexysq2660
      @alexysq2660 5 лет назад

      *@Seventy8* ~omg, Yaaaaasss ({; D ...!!!

  • @jefffrontiera6716
    @jefffrontiera6716 5 лет назад +303

    Coco
    I found your kiss nails at Dollar General. They had a ton of French tip.

    • @BrandonBoston2
      @BrandonBoston2 5 лет назад +4

      Coco Dear, I also found them online at Amazon... various styles and sizes of French Tip!

    • @Marianna6843
      @Marianna6843 4 года назад +12

      Brandon Boston Coco doesn’t do Amazon.

    • @missdaisysunshine8633
      @missdaisysunshine8633 4 года назад +1

      Did she ever get them????

  • @BiggensIrons
    @BiggensIrons 5 лет назад +215

    "so many options,
    under so much bad lighting"
    God if that ain't a shopping mood

  • @ofthelight6932
    @ofthelight6932 5 лет назад +319

    Coco go to the Dollar tree!! They have them.

    • @theboynamedMNL
      @theboynamedMNL 5 лет назад +7

      Julie Leet and that’s a good deal there too

    • @rhysfoley391
      @rhysfoley391 5 лет назад +25

      It might send coco over the edge

    • @fluffylittleclouds6642
      @fluffylittleclouds6642 5 лет назад +62

      Coco at the Dollar Tree would be a fun video. 💅🏼

    • @rudypalma1250
      @rudypalma1250 5 лет назад +6

      That would be a perfect video!

    • @ivorwm2291
      @ivorwm2291 5 лет назад +2

      I couldn't, with a clear conscience, ask Miss Peru to visit Dollar Tree. She is a famous celebrity and it would not be correct!

  • @thatyoutubechannel9953
    @thatyoutubechannel9953 5 лет назад +366

    Your story about your mom's friend and the black woman is great!

    • @RandyWaage
      @RandyWaage 5 лет назад +8

      Women getting perms in the 70's was such a BIG deal! I remember Streisand in the Main Event having a good looking perm. So weird the different trends from back in the day. :)

    • @thatyoutubechannel9953
      @thatyoutubechannel9953 5 лет назад +3

      @@RandyWaage Yeah, man, I find a lot of them interesting, especially in music and hair. The history of dreadlocks in America is particularly interesting to me, I love them so much!

    • @allisonyoung4007
      @allisonyoung4007 5 лет назад

      @@RandyWaage My brother had one~ala~ mike Brady! ( We all have really thick,unruly hair in my fam, lol)

    • @joncampos5551
      @joncampos5551 5 лет назад

      that youtube channel Say what blood?!?

    • @thatyoutubechannel9953
      @thatyoutubechannel9953 5 лет назад

      @@joncampos5551 I'm not sure what you're asking what about

  • @highfrequency9127
    @highfrequency9127 5 лет назад +72

    I'm dying at the line" you know children ruin everything" 🤣

  • @mysticalpineapple7263
    @mysticalpineapple7263 5 лет назад +63

    “Maybe I’ll call the nail company today..... and have a little discussion”
    😆😆😆

    • @Wendykenson
      @Wendykenson 4 года назад

      Mystical Pineapple *calls, leaves voicemail*
      *DISTRAUGHT*

  • @jeffyoung4078
    @jeffyoung4078 5 лет назад +120

    "Customer service in Maybelline?"
    Why did I laugh so hard at that?

    • @lindalou5213
      @lindalou5213 5 лет назад +3

      jeff young - I immediately checked to see where she was standing ... next to Maybelline ?? LOL

    • @thepettiestpersonever6534
      @thepettiestpersonever6534 5 лет назад +1

      I didn't even notice she was next to the Maybelline section! Bahaha

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 5 лет назад +71

    I would die if I was walking around in CVS and saw her omg

  • @BrianJordanAlvarez
    @BrianJordanAlvarez 4 года назад +59

    I’m such a fan!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @wiggelzz11
      @wiggelzz11 Месяц назад

      OMG! I'm a huge fan of both of you!

  • @stageYoda
    @stageYoda 5 лет назад +98

    "I don't #@*% around when it comes to my vapors."
    I smell a spokesperson opportunity. And it smells like eucalyptus.

  • @MonkyPocks01
    @MonkyPocks01 5 лет назад +136

    Oh my dear god.. it's the tension tamer tea all over again!! Ps.. I love you miss lady!!

  • @rich0849
    @rich0849 5 лет назад +106

    After retirement please do full time in you tube 😘😘😘

  • @brendatrump5163
    @brendatrump5163 7 месяцев назад +10

    Don't EVER retire from our lives, please keep making videos as you get older because I need you now that I have found you.

  • @Hailstormand
    @Hailstormand 5 лет назад +36

    “Coco, children watch this.”
    “Children ruin everything...”
    True, queen.

  • @xohmydarlene
    @xohmydarlene 5 лет назад +205

    What a wonderful way to wake up. A notification from Coco. Now going to enjoy this video. Love you Coco! :)

    • @DustinHunter
      @DustinHunter 5 лет назад +9

      Dar Right?! I’m barely awake when I check my phone and shoot up in bed like it’s Christmas friggin morning! 🙌

  • @verus2k6
    @verus2k6 5 лет назад +64

    "i dont #$@* around when it comes to my vapors"
    i need to find a situation to use this line cuz her delivery affected me so.

  • @LikanMX
    @LikanMX 5 лет назад +346

    I could watch you go shopping for a bottle of water

    • @seanmcfetridge5635
      @seanmcfetridge5635 5 лет назад +9

      Lol Agree 100%. And holy damn are u a beautiful man 😉

    • @Nixie_536
      @Nixie_536 5 лет назад +2

      Me too 💙😻

    • @BetchesInTheOutfield
      @BetchesInTheOutfield 5 лет назад +4

      Likan Prower I could watch you do anything 😻

    • @CC-xy8nn
      @CC-xy8nn 5 лет назад +6

      and not buy it at the end cuz she never buys anything lol

    • @ajordan6431
      @ajordan6431 4 года назад +2

      You just got followed af

  • @backslash75
    @backslash75 5 лет назад +13

    10:33 “You know, children ruin everything” I snorted lmao

  • @Stevebaby123
    @Stevebaby123 5 лет назад +72

    “Children ruin everything.” Lol. As a teacher, I couldn’t agree more. What’s all this retirement talk from such a young bird as yourself?! Lovely waking up to your notification! Much love to you, Miss Coco!

    • @angelafender
      @angelafender 5 лет назад +3

      I hope your not my kids teacher haha

    • @Stevebaby123
      @Stevebaby123 5 лет назад +1

      Angela Fender it’s a joke.

    • @Stevebaby123
      @Stevebaby123 5 лет назад

      Lil Kay it’s a joke. Geez.

    • @alexysq2660
      @alexysq2660 5 лет назад

      ~Paging: The Fa-a-a-a-bu-lous *Ms Agatha*Trunchbull,* of "Matilda" fame ({; > ...!

  • @sylvias4899
    @sylvias4899 5 лет назад +26

    " A low end celebrity drag queen" OMG I'm dying.😂
    😂😂

  • @arronmalt
    @arronmalt 5 лет назад +48

    "Children watch this."
    Coco:"Children ruin everything!"

    • @LilliansLament
      @LilliansLament 5 лет назад

      Arron Malt As I’m watching this video I scrolled to this comment right when she said this

  • @neggispringfeild
    @neggispringfeild 5 лет назад +42

    "Coco children watch this."
    "Children ruin everything."
    Pretty damn true lol

  • @sharynmitch8117
    @sharynmitch8117 5 лет назад +75

    Oh Coco I've missed you.
    "And that bothers me" :D
    Please do more vids

  • @jae7798
    @jae7798 5 лет назад +26

    "You know Children ruin everything" LMAO

  • @vandowning6062
    @vandowning6062 5 лет назад +58

    Dear Miss Coco,
    I very recently stumbled upon your videos here on RUclips. I had no idea who Miss Coco Peru was. And, you know what? That bothers me!
    Best regards,
    Van

  • @jacqueline9973
    @jacqueline9973 5 лет назад +10

    “ And the rest that don’t recognize me are deeply disturbed by my presence” 😂

  • @erich196
    @erich196 5 лет назад +51

    Hope you continue to make these videos when you retire. I enjoy my fixings of Coco!

  • @perdidoatlantic
    @perdidoatlantic 5 лет назад +69

    I want to see Coco shopping with Tammie Brown. I think it would be a good friendship. 👭

    • @moue-x
      @moue-x 5 лет назад +3

      Perdido Atlantic your so hot

    • @jeffkleitsch9170
      @jeffkleitsch9170 5 лет назад +1

      Perdido Atlantic hi :)

    • @JsRf13
      @JsRf13 4 года назад

      yes! this would be amazing!!!

  • @tillytallyyy
    @tillytallyyy 11 месяцев назад +3

    “I don’t fck around when it comes to my vapors” she’s so damn funny without trying

    • @sjinzaar
      @sjinzaar 7 месяцев назад

      I was looking for this comment❤

  • @daviddimascio2338
    @daviddimascio2338 5 лет назад +7

    @7:50 “when I see people walking with these, I’m walking in the opposite direction.”
    ME TOO!!!!!!

  • @onelovedisco
    @onelovedisco 5 лет назад +15

    Grrrl you are PRICELESS! So don't you DARE think of retiring! Who can replace you? NOBODY!

  • @zieacha
    @zieacha 4 года назад +6

    3:01 "Customer service in Maybelline???" 😂😂😂

  • @TCLWJaved
    @TCLWJaved 5 лет назад +11

    *picks up item*
    “That makes me smile”
    *doesn’t smile*
    Luv ya tooo much Coco...

  • @justgreat79
    @justgreat79 5 лет назад +8

    Mention of Coco's impending retirement put me in a mood. IN A Mood!

  • @hailholyhwasa3773
    @hailholyhwasa3773 5 лет назад +16

    We missed you Coco!

  • @wahn10
    @wahn10 5 лет назад +18

    Darling, you're retiring the way Cher is retiring. Always and never. Or "Nevah" as one would say in the Bronx.

  • @SillyTube9
    @SillyTube9 4 года назад +2

    "Barnacles." Crying. Jut crying laughing! Thank you Miss Coco Peru! You're the best.

  • @caramelrhapsodyjesseslife
    @caramelrhapsodyjesseslife 5 лет назад +3

    Where has Coco been all my life!!! Why am I just seeing her for the first time? I have so many videos to catch up on!!! I was suffering from a 13-day marathon bout of Depression when this video popped up in my notifications. I'm so grateful for that suggestion. Coco, you are so humorously relatable that we could definitely be BFFs!! Now, instead of looking forward to a dark, quiet depressing weekend I'm prepared for smiles, light and laughter as well as some beauty tips! Thank you. 😘😍💕

  • @victoriarichardson1471
    @victoriarichardson1471 5 лет назад +5

    Please don’t retire CoCo. The World needs you more than ever. You are old school like myself. I get so sick of some of this new age crap they come out with. I have been waiting for a Coco Peru video to come out. And you did not disappoint.

  • @gnomeymalone
    @gnomeymalone 5 лет назад +5

    “Michael, if you weren’t here I’d have his numba” lol

  • @justinjopp4915
    @justinjopp4915 5 лет назад +5

    Please don't retire Coco Peru! You are the bright ray of sunshine that I need when I go to bed and when I wake up in the morning! I love you!

    • @alexysq2660
      @alexysq2660 5 лет назад

      ~She even has the cushion/pillow, that *says:* "I Am a Ray of F**king Sunshine", to p r o v e it ({; D ...!!

  • @gusy629
    @gusy629 5 лет назад +25

    Miss Coco: Did I mention I hate children?"
    Me: I hear you loud and clear, coach.

  • @JSanime
    @JSanime 5 лет назад +10

    The internet says they're still available at Wal Mart, Target, and Ulta. ❤️ You Coco!

  • @BianchiRoadshow
    @BianchiRoadshow 5 лет назад +10

    Coco, don't retire! You are so awesome! =)

  • @GayzIntoHorror
    @GayzIntoHorror 8 месяцев назад +2

    I discovered this amazing woman years ago. I’m 20 now and appreciate her humor x100 more

  • @vantwilightlee
    @vantwilightlee 2 года назад +2

    Coco Peru shops for nails, but starts to vent out about different stuff in the store. And I am here for it!!!!! 💯

  • @EvanCathey
    @EvanCathey 5 лет назад +4

    This is me every time something I like disappears from the shelves, love you Miss Coco.

  • @FlyTrueRaven
    @FlyTrueRaven 5 лет назад +8

    Loved it!!! “Save & Smile. Not smile & save.” I want to purchase the Tension Tamer tea flask because it’s a mini drink on the go. Please don’t retire in a years because I’ll miss you.

  • @MrAirvent
    @MrAirvent 5 лет назад +3

    Coco talking about the guy literally had me choking my cousin looked at me funny and asked if I was ok 🤣🤣 coco you truly are the best!

  • @nathanhaimson
    @nathanhaimson 2 года назад +3

    God, Coco just makes my day better.

  • @SmolHealyBean
    @SmolHealyBean 5 лет назад +19

    I’m so glad Coco is back to bless us with a new video ❤️

  • @darksomehandsome
    @darksomehandsome 5 лет назад +7

    "A French tip, that's all I need." Personally, I need an Italian tip. Those Mediterranean men sure are dreamy.

  • @rjcarmona1135
    @rjcarmona1135 5 лет назад +36

    Ok Miss Coco, we are going to need a new video every week. Maybe a series called: Children Ruin Everything. 💁🏻‍♂️

    • @scarlettlaura4624
      @scarlettlaura4624 4 года назад +4

      I really don’t understand why she is not utilizing her RUclips?! She could have a series about literally anything and now is the time. Seems like a bad business move to me... but maybe it’s for a reason, because she talks of retirement a lot. Wish I had more of her to watch!!

  • @joemama2499
    @joemama2499 5 лет назад +7

    I work at CVS and we have a huge surplus of Kiss French tip nails. I'll gladly send you a crate full.

  • @livelaugh1011
    @livelaugh1011 5 лет назад +5

    Yes!!!!!!!

  • @EV0LS1D0G
    @EV0LS1D0G 5 лет назад +6

    0:06 barely 7 seconds in and already coco is bothered by something

  • @chloejeean6969
    @chloejeean6969 5 лет назад +2

    Ahh coco we’ve missed you! I love your videos! Don’t ever retire!!

  • @bg5625
    @bg5625 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Children ruin everything.." LMAO ... i did actually laugh out loud.

  • @Wife_Mother_Failure
    @Wife_Mother_Failure 5 лет назад +4

    Please don’t retire ! Xxxx

  • @yousaid4026
    @yousaid4026 5 лет назад +5

    Coco, try ‘Impress press on nails’ from your local drugstore. If you do it correctly, they stay for almost two weeks. Impress nails are from the company Kiss.

  • @juniordukejose
    @juniordukejose 4 года назад +2

    I love that sense of belonging somewhere and appreciating it...that's what Coco's RUclips videos make me feel and see on my daily life❤❤❤

  • @ryans7146
    @ryans7146 5 лет назад +11

    Most women go through menopause, Coco Peru simply retires... yasss!

  • @gabriellagalluzzo4505
    @gabriellagalluzzo4505 5 лет назад +21

    IM SO HAPPY THIS MADE MY MORNING, thank you, coco 💕

  • @michaelkelly6034
    @michaelkelly6034 5 лет назад +29

    I love you SO much!! Thank you for giving my life so much light and humour!!!

  • @AlexaBosse
    @AlexaBosse 5 лет назад +13

    1:35 the word you’re looking for is “peg hook”

  • @krunchyv
    @krunchyv 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’m having literally the worst fucking day. And you made me laugh while I am so upset. I love coco so much.

  • @Triad3Force
    @Triad3Force 5 лет назад +3

    Sorry Miss Coco but you can't ever retire, we love you and need your great videos :D

  • @MikeMorgan
    @MikeMorgan 5 лет назад +3

    So many emotions with this one! Sad that she is retiring...hopefully she will still put out videos now and then, I hope this just means a retirement from traveling gigs and such. And I miss the old music...this doesn't feel the same. But so very happy to see her again and to be bothered along with her. Bless you coco!

  • @emilymccoy9435
    @emilymccoy9435 5 лет назад +2

    "Children ruin everything" 😂😂😂 Coco your fantastic and fabulous.

  • @maggiecarter2604
    @maggiecarter2604 4 года назад +8

    I often struggle to describe Coco to friends “um she’s this lady who goes shopping?” Now I know! She’s a fabulous “low end drag queen”. 🥰

    • @35caliber.
      @35caliber. 4 года назад

      yeees there you go!! that’s how i’m gonna describe her as too

  • @spacecxwbxy
    @spacecxwbxy 5 лет назад +6

    my queen has returned!

  • @CatNipHellCat
    @CatNipHellCat 5 лет назад +4

    Coco in the morning!

  • @TheTurkaderr
    @TheTurkaderr 3 года назад +1

    Please don't retire, I can't live without you!!

  • @EmmaDancesNever
    @EmmaDancesNever 5 лет назад +18

    Did you find out if they still carry them?? I'm on the edge of my seat!!

  • @vickiluker7735
    @vickiluker7735 5 лет назад +5

    I am so glad you are back but sad that your retiring. I love Miss Coco

  • @betsyofarrell6134
    @betsyofarrell6134 5 лет назад +12

    Big bad Amazon carries your ‘Kiss French manicure press on nails’ wanted to order some for you, but no P.O. Box! Girl you gotta get a P.O. Box!

  • @mistrfantastic
    @mistrfantastic 5 лет назад +1

    You are NOT a low-end celebrity! You are awesome! I’m so glad you called the company about your nails. You keep me laughing, Miss Coco! XO

  • @HausOfLuevano
    @HausOfLuevano 5 лет назад +2

    Coco you can’t retire. The world loves u

  • @Jaspa8188
    @Jaspa8188 5 лет назад +19

    First time stumbling onto your channel and I am addicted. Subscribed, liked and I hit that bell button. Thank you so much for sharing an awesome video.

  • @RoseOnTheGrey
    @RoseOnTheGrey 5 лет назад +18

    Yeees Coco i’m so happy to watch a new video from you ❤️ ur so legendary ur truly an inspiration 💕 Love from Lyon, France ❤️

    • @alexysq2660
      @alexysq2660 5 лет назад +1

      *@Sarah-Rose Darche* ~Oh la` la` la` la`, mais elle est en vrai hyper-sensas quoi, non ...?! On l'adore trop, voila` ({: D ...!!!

    • @RoseOnTheGrey
      @RoseOnTheGrey 5 лет назад

      alexys q ouiii grave! Elle est geniale 😂

  • @ranjitkale913
    @ranjitkale913 5 месяцев назад +1

    She has a very pure, calm, kind aura! Angel!

  • @bubblesxo
    @bubblesxo 5 лет назад +1

    I LOVE THE KISS FRENCH TIP NAILS!! They look so nice and last long

  • @elviratalbot7198
    @elviratalbot7198 5 лет назад +8

    The best part of waking up is seeing a new coco video

  • @buckbeak72
    @buckbeak72 2 месяца назад +3

    "Coco, children watch these." "You know, children ruin everything."

  • @SuperMiketheone
    @SuperMiketheone Год назад +1

    “There is a Petco, I don’t have a pet, but I do go in there to wish the animals well”. LMAO!

  • @lennywoody2751
    @lennywoody2751 3 года назад

    I love it... "I'll on a quest!"
    "I'm distraught!"...
    Love you Coco

  • @BeautyIsMyLife
    @BeautyIsMyLife 5 лет назад +3

    "Children ruin everything." This is why I love you so much; you get it.

  • @carmendiamondprincessanduj8630
    @carmendiamondprincessanduj8630 5 лет назад +8

    Welcome back Miss Thang! I missed your videos!!🥰🥰

  • @scorpionqueen11
    @scorpionqueen11 Год назад +1

    This person is an absolute ray of sunshine. I'm sick that I've never been to a Coco Peru show!!!

  • @tonyserra2787
    @tonyserra2787 4 года назад +2

    One of the most professional, incredible, entertainers alive! Love everything you do!