Daz Watches Men Pay $500 To Date Me

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @tori6234
    @tori6234 Год назад +846

    2:57- Daz's aggressive: "JUST FOR A STRAP" has me on the floor

    • @stefans12
      @stefans12 Год назад +6

      stop these on the floor comments. they are annoying af

    • @silvacado
      @silvacado Год назад +16

      @@stefans12 literally just scroll

    • @BobBob-sc6hr
      @BobBob-sc6hr Год назад +6

      @@stefans12this comment has me on the floor

    • @nolife097
      @nolife097 Год назад +4

      ​@@stefans12bro's a ceiling gang

    • @moonyxxstars
      @moonyxxstars Год назад +2

      ​@@stefans12on the floor by jennifer lopez

  • @britishjoseph631
    @britishjoseph631 Год назад +4447

    My guy just brought up he is 6% Scottish, and proceeded to offend the entire nation

    • @rivalthegrey7.562
      @rivalthegrey7.562 Год назад +166

      That’s why I lose my Faith in Americans

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 Год назад +103

      ​@@rivalthegrey7.562same I'm American but tbh I feel the same way about my country if I'm being honest💯💯💯💯

    • @rivalthegrey7.562
      @rivalthegrey7.562 Год назад +24

      @@silvamarcelo4559 bro is your context better too. You said the same thing about three times in different comments without elaboration

    • @sheyenneschultz08
      @sheyenneschultz08 Год назад +56

      I kept on thinking “yeah but there is still 94% of you thats not” 😂😂

    • @optimised120
      @optimised120 Год назад +18

      @@rivalthegrey7.562He’s British.

  • @bridgettekeepence8663
    @bridgettekeepence8663 Год назад +2531

    Never fails to make me laugh like my kidneys are about to burst 😂
    edit: Didn't think this would get that many likes god damn- thanks

  • @mkchristner
    @mkchristner Год назад +751

    Nick: “I’m a dog trainer.” 🐩
    Daz: “and this one you can’t train.” 😂

  • @alyssaglick8734
    @alyssaglick8734 Год назад +384

    i love how he ended up judging the guy harder than the girl 😂😂

  • @stream_virtue0742
    @stream_virtue0742 Год назад +2353

    Congratulations on your engagement Daz. This deserves a TEA PARTY.

  • @kbrockin417
    @kbrockin417 Год назад +6482

    Daz isn’t pregnant but he never fails to deliver

    • @Thilaro__
      @Thilaro__ Год назад +79

      🤖🤖🤖🤖

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 Год назад +119

      💀💀💀💀

    • @edenstarose2506
      @edenstarose2506 Год назад +90

      this comment deserves to be pinned omg!

    • @Fredbear_plush_show
      @Fredbear_plush_show Год назад +43

      @@Thilaro__a bot isn’t smart enough, give credit where credit is due🤷‍♂️

    • @Thilaro__
      @Thilaro__ Год назад +12

      @@Fredbear_plush_show 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @hauwasagoodcharacter2557
    @hauwasagoodcharacter2557 Год назад +593

    At last. The return of Linda. Now all we need is the air can again

  • @buggo.
    @buggo. Год назад +137

    When he was speaking Spanish he ended every sentence with “güey”(wey) which basically means bro or dude in Mexican Spanish which is most likely what he’s learning.
    “I wanna dance with you bro” lmao

    • @totallytiktok4230
      @totallytiktok4230 6 месяцев назад +15

      "every part of you is delicious bro"

    • @MaritaVG69
      @MaritaVG69 5 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah and what he told her is actually not what he said. The first part sounded like “Báilame en el tico guey.” Now I’m not sure if “tico” means something different in Mexican slang, but in regular Spanish it’s a term used for a native Costa Rican. So he literally said “Dance for me on my Costa Rican, bro.” And the second part was “Asi todo Rico, guey.” Which literally translates to “That way everything’s delicious, bro.”
      As you can see that statement makes no damn sense and it’s certainly not what he thinks he said to her.

    • @buggo.
      @buggo. 4 месяца назад

      @@MaritaVG69 as far as I know tico means the same thing in Mexico. The second sentence I can see being rapper slang for “everything’s great” but yeah he has no idea what he’s saying

    • @olilikesleovaldez
      @olilikesleovaldez Месяц назад

      lmao yeah and personally i couldn’t understand a word he said, coming from a chilean 💀🙏

  • @Citkat304
    @Citkat304 Год назад +755

    “I just hate when men act superior, it makes me wanna d!e” Daz is always so relatable😂

  • @doodlerr
    @doodlerr Год назад +4913

    you know it’s gonna be good when it’s daz

  • @anonymousplayer3002
    @anonymousplayer3002 Год назад +362

    I had a mouth full of milkshake and then I heard “my shit smells like roses”. I almost spat my drink out of laughter.

    • @joannefernie8982
      @joannefernie8982 Год назад +6

      Yeah, I've spat that much tea 😊

    • @mosiacsoml
      @mosiacsoml Год назад +4

      I was eating spicy ramen and almost choked on my noodles (a milkshake sounds sooo good though!!)

  • @CharmingCinderellaMice
    @CharmingCinderellaMice Год назад +367

    I appreciate that Daz isn't judgmental but can express his opinion respectively. That's so important and special because so many people are oversensitive and you can get canceled in a heartbeat, yet he skims the line perfectly. Love this guy.

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu Год назад +9

      Every time he was unsure of something he has asked and improved his views. It's refreshing to have people like that

    • @Alonepistachio
      @Alonepistachio Год назад +6

      Im so confused tho when did becoming an escort didn’t deserve a bit of shame? Like you have to accept that every job comes with ups and down. So to me its very entitled to say I want to do whatever I want but I don’t want people to judge what I do? Yeah no Im gonna judge.

    • @cattherat-ss4kv
      @cattherat-ss4kv Год назад +7

      @@Alonepistachio 'it's entitled to say people shouldn't be assholes over something that doesn't affect them in the slightest'

    • @Alonepistachio
      @Alonepistachio Год назад +2

      @@cattherat-ss4kv lol it’s incredibly entitled to think your actions are not gonna be judged. I’m never gonna look at an escort like i would a doctor, would you? If you chose to make easy money you can’t complain that these jobs comes with judgment. Just like I would judge a drug dealer, corn star or any job that is considered “easy money“. To pretend like being a sugar baby is a legitimate career is an insult to anyone who studied and try to bring something to society beyond spoiling themselves. If you choose easy money its easy for people to judge

    • @Alonepistachio
      @Alonepistachio Год назад

      @@cattherat-ss4kv to pretend like people shouldn’t judge is ridiculous, we just shouldn’t judge things that people have no control over like their race gender etc but if you want to date men for money… thats called a hooker, and it might be a job but its not a prestigious one. I don’t like people trying to manipulate language. Just like I will continue to call pedos pedos and not MAP or whoever they try to make it like an actual sexual orientation and not something that is sick. If you go on dates for money that is simply called prostitution. I haven’t met many quality guy would would actually date a hooker and would actually marry her. If you degrade yourself you can’t ask for respect. Respect is earned.

  • @-laila_was_here-
    @-laila_was_here- Год назад +14

    8:49 “I’m 6% don’t give a shit” 😭😭😭😭 OMG IM DIEING

  • @adviiqq
    @adviiqq Год назад +43

    I KID YOU NOT MY IPAD DIED EXACTLY WHEN HE SAYS "they have to be covered in fur" AND I DIED EXACTLY LIKE MY IPAD DID FROM LAUGHING

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 Год назад +1369

    lets be for real. if daz was charging people to date him for $500, there would be a very long queue

    • @stephenogden6219
      @stephenogden6219 Год назад +18

      weird but very true XD

    • @MushroomSoups
      @MushroomSoups Год назад +4

    • @milaniabritton
      @milaniabritton Год назад +9

      i would do it for 10k💀

    • @rosiemj21
      @rosiemj21 Год назад +4

      “Date me and But you have to pay for me.”
      Daz says joking around.
      All of the comment section praises him and donates the money 💰.
      Daz posts something on the community tab…
      “Thanks for the donation on my recent video but… that was a joke.” One by one, he looses his fans.

    • @elenamoriano231
      @elenamoriano231 10 месяцев назад +2

      He would definitely become the richest man alive

  • @inexplicable999
    @inexplicable999 Год назад +139

    2:55
    “Just for a STRAAAP” this had me in stitches also the little laugh/groan/cringe cry….😂🙌🏻🔥

    • @HolyFreakinDragonSlayer
      @HolyFreakinDragonSlayer Год назад +4

      Don't know if you realised it but you made a great pun there.. stitches.. bag 😆 good work 👏

    • @inexplicable999
      @inexplicable999 Год назад +7

      @@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer oh damn I didn’t realise no! 💀😄😂😂 thanks anyway

    • @HolyFreakinDragonSlayer
      @HolyFreakinDragonSlayer Год назад +4

      @@inexplicable999 was quite clever 👏 😃

    • @inexplicable999
      @inexplicable999 Год назад +4

      @@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer haha

  • @charley8787
    @charley8787 Год назад +598

    'It just makes me want to die' - Relatable Daz. Toxic masculinity sucks 😭✨

    • @joannefernie8982
      @joannefernie8982 Год назад +29

      Yeah, her date came over as a clear cut narcissist 😮

    • @ssujica
      @ssujica Год назад +1

      It's not just that, it's also toxic femininity and the how most of this generation's modern woman have fallen, also simping

    • @RoxyCook-f7k
      @RoxyCook-f7k Год назад +2

      Agreed 100%

  • @belle-bear6126
    @belle-bear6126 Месяц назад +5

    12:59 I love how Daz has women's intuition sometimes lmao. Like he notices all the little things that make me feel paranoid for noticing cause most guys don't notice them. This guy I feel might be an exception but still

  • @Cyra_The_Jedi
    @Cyra_The_Jedi Год назад +62

    “Just 3D print a girlfriend” I’m done. You’ve cracked me 😭😭

  • @c4ry5ev4n5
    @c4ry5ev4n5 Год назад +2618

    honestly, we all know Daz could pull off being a sugar baby. lets be real

  • @aquaslegacy2316
    @aquaslegacy2316 Год назад +710

    This man never fails to make me laugh LOL

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +671

    Daz's reactions are gold, imagine paying money just for a temporary date

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Год назад +4

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy"
      ~ Albert Camus

    • @DDBaby03
      @DDBaby03 Год назад +4

      Basically the plot of “rent a girlfriend”

    • @heartz4u..
      @heartz4u.. Год назад

      HOW ARE H U IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION

    • @rose-yeah
      @rose-yeah Год назад

      Unfortunately some people are lonely

  • @abbiolson8227
    @abbiolson8227 Год назад +34

    The rich snob laugh killed me but the "my shit smells like roses" brought me me back to life 😂

  • @jessypash9599
    @jessypash9599 Год назад +8

    I’ve been following Daz since Vine (I was 14 when I saw his vine of the impatient spider) and now I’m 23 still watching him and still loving all his videos. He is one of those people that hasn’t let the money or “fame” change him. He is a genuine guy and I will forever and always support him.

  • @tori6234
    @tori6234 Год назад +16

    I CANT WITH THE 13:06 :"SAY THAT AGAIN MR. DHAMER"

  • @Sailas707
    @Sailas707 Год назад +116

    Not the dude she’s going on a date with referring to his dogs as sugar babies 💀. Love your videos daz!!

    • @skylarcooke9963
      @skylarcooke9963 Год назад +14

      Yeahh I caught that too, but that guy really should’ve explained it to the girl💀. It sounds so weird without context

    • @elegantdisarray
      @elegantdisarray 10 месяцев назад +2

      Omg, thank you. I really didn't get it. That was a terrible joke 😂

    • @Sailas707
      @Sailas707 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@elegantdisarray Np

  • @peterkey2186
    @peterkey2186 Год назад +256

    You know.. I can actually never have a good day without my daily dose of Daz black.

  • @lozzaskit
    @lozzaskit Год назад +20

    when he brought up his fiancé and was smiling, that is adorable hahah! congrats!

  • @maxwilliams2669
    @maxwilliams2669 Год назад +59

    The side rants need a shorts series. They're gold

  • @_soggy_cornflakes_3825
    @_soggy_cornflakes_3825 Год назад +204

    I can't believe she completely glossed over the fact that he likes girls covered in fur 🤨

    • @Ellelove2005
      @Ellelove2005 Год назад +60

      I think he was meaning dogs, since he’s a dog trainer

    • @kyntyr5474
      @kyntyr5474 Год назад +36

      @@Ellelove2005Yh I’m pretty sure he was trying to make a joke.

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 Год назад +10

      @@kyntyr5474 At least he wouldn't be fussy over a girl not shaving, yay? 😭

    • @leenloweiti1411
      @leenloweiti1411 Год назад

      Mlp

    • @leenloweiti1411
      @leenloweiti1411 Год назад

      . Pp pp.p

  • @Em45567
    @Em45567 Год назад +20

    9:06 it’s always the Americans 😭😭 they be like…..“I’m Italian” and yet they’re only 1% 💀

  • @AnnaJohnson-oo7yf
    @AnnaJohnson-oo7yf Год назад +15

    “They have to be covered in fur.”
    Daz: 😶😐
    FUCKING KILLED ME!!😂😂

  • @ceryscarr2354
    @ceryscarr2354 Год назад +58

    They have something called “rent a girlfriend” in Japan where you pay to rent a robot girlfriend for so many hours 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamille101
      @jamille101 Год назад +3

      The fact that this is real and they made an anime/manga about it is also crazy

    • @Z_van_reyt
      @Z_van_reyt 11 месяцев назад +2

      You can even pay for a rl girl to hang out with for a day

  • @kierancampire
    @kierancampire Год назад +17

    Daz I sorta have no one in my life now, I've been alone for a while, just people slowly dropping since high school. But as you mentioned it, I can confirm, one of the worst times I felt about myself was when anyone in my life was paid to be. I was homeless and in supported accommodation, homeless shelter basically, and we had support workers, I also paid to see a therapist. These were the only people who spoke to me, like you said, it was people just paid to keep me company, they weren't really there for me, they were there for the money, every interaction felt transactional, it was depressing. Even still, it surprisingly hurt a lot when all of them disappeared the moment the money was gone, that probably hurt more in fact. You are not living a happy life if you have to pay everyone to be in it, because as you said, you are alone

  • @Karissa100
    @Karissa100 Год назад +53

    Dear Daz, if you see this I wanted to let you know how proud of you I am! I started watching you YEARS ago & you forever stuck in my lil ol heart! You’re humor, your positivity, all over just you being a good person needs to be thanked! You’re rare & very loved by your family here on RUclips! Thank you for always giving us content & your hard work! You deserve every nice thing you have you worked so damn hard for it.

    • @joannefernie8982
      @joannefernie8982 Год назад +6

      I've just been introduced by my son & Daz is now a daily tonic. Everyone should laugh every day! 😅😅

  • @AcidOnTheStreet
    @AcidOnTheStreet Год назад +7

    One thing I appreciate with daz he is still the same, not changing cause of more fame or subscribers. I see him as an internetbrother with humour and a great mind.

  • @adviiqq
    @adviiqq Год назад +11

    “mY sHiT sMeLlS lIkE rOsEss🌹” DYINGG

  • @shaun3276
    @shaun3276 Год назад +64

    Even Kylie Jenner changed herself to look like Kylie Jenner 😂

  • @Heavenlyfather736
    @Heavenlyfather736 Год назад +54

    Linda will forever make me laugh, no matter what

  • @hughdncy
    @hughdncy Год назад +83

    How real and filled with humour this gentleman is...Daz is a daily hero for us❤

  • @twosdaybear
    @twosdaybear Год назад +188

    Honestly as much as you can judge this woman (or anyone who does this kind of work), if I was in a position where I was hot enough and single I would totally accept $500 to basically be arm candy! Get ya bag and all that

    • @Monicalia
      @Monicalia Год назад +41

      I mean, yeah...as long as there's no sex involved and it's just chilling with someone, I'd do that too. I feel like it's very frowned upon because everyone believes that sex is ALWAYS involved, but that's not the case.

    • @mastermangouste5425
      @mastermangouste5425 Год назад

      I just feel like you'd have to spend your days boosting white supremasists' ego and I think I'd throw up at some point XD
      I bet these people are the worst and you have to pretend you like them ew

    • @a.r.mproductions5616
      @a.r.mproductions5616 Год назад +8

      @@Monicaliawhere do you even apply for this? 😂

    • @ericsandrade
      @ericsandrade Год назад

      @@Monicaliapeople look down upon it even with no sex involved. It’s not really a very helpful or productive job to society to be payed to stroke old rich men’s egos.

    • @jauntycommander1065
      @jauntycommander1065 Год назад

      Eventually, sex becomes involved. No man is investing his money, no matter how much he has, and getting nothing but the pleasure of their company. Maybe not the first few “dates” but eventually

  • @LordAnti
    @LordAnti Год назад +40

    You overhearing a bad date at a diner would be an amazing skit!

  • @tatyannaurquhart7654
    @tatyannaurquhart7654 Год назад +34

    i died laughing when Daz thought the guy was talking about people in fur but he meant his sugarbabies were dogs😂😂

  • @GrimGrump
    @GrimGrump Год назад +25

    I have to agree with every take Daz had in this video! Personally I’ve thought about trying out OF whenever I was having financial difficulties, but the thought of people who I know potentially seeing me naked, and vulnerable like that terrifies me😅 I also started to think about how monetizing my intimate parts of life would potentially take the pleasure out of it. That’s how I knew I couldn’t try that route, I do however say kudos to those who can healthily do this lifestyle🤙🏽

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 Год назад +10

      The average OF model only makes 180 per month. It's only the top 1% that makes mega cash. Your intimate photos are there forever. Your future kids can look at them, so can your partners family, co workers etc... All for 180.🚩

    • @mariembenks7919
      @mariembenks7919 Год назад +1

      Good for you , whatever happens in ur life don't choose this path there's always another job or solution you can go for

    • @GrimGrump
      @GrimGrump Год назад

      @@elenawilliams32 oh I don’t plan on having kids, it’s more like always being paranoid about who has seen me and who hasn’t lmao

    • @GrimGrump
      @GrimGrump Год назад

      @@mariembenks7919 for sure, soooo many different jobs out there that no one thinks about!

  • @DrWiki-po1hk
    @DrWiki-po1hk Год назад +300

    It's hilarious that men are willing to do anything for women except get a likable personality.

  • @happyplaces1065
    @happyplaces1065 Год назад +13

    “Oh so you’re lying to me.
    I’LL PAY YOU DOUBLE!”

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 Год назад +6

    10:33 "this is the city for that for sure"
    Listen to that with your eyes closed and tell me he doesnt sound like Patrick Bateman.

  • @PigeonFace4Life
    @PigeonFace4Life Год назад +5

    19:49 it’s canon that Daz stays down there in the abyss of his office when he’s not on RUclips and then pops back up everytime he uploads

  • @__412_3
    @__412_3 Год назад +11

    8:12 "my s**t smells lile roses"

  • @tobe3940
    @tobe3940 Год назад +9

    Good vid! You got plenty of really young viewers and it helps a ton, believe me, for them to already get to know the signs of messed up narcissistic misogynistic controlling abusive men.

  • @loganwilson8688
    @loganwilson8688 Год назад +47

    Bro the second hand embarrassment is at an all time high rn😂

  • @jasminerc3240
    @jasminerc3240 Год назад +5

    8:07 THIS IS SENDING ME

  • @Cloudyskies653
    @Cloudyskies653 Год назад +10

    Daz:”I will vomit one day,I will.”
    Me: “daz…it’s been 10 years”

  • @oliviamaelovick
    @oliviamaelovick Год назад +45

    I’ll never get over Daz’s Louis Vuitton strap story 😂

  • @clarawilson2778
    @clarawilson2778 Год назад +8

    I'm genuinely so grateful for this video...I've been on the verge of a mental breakdown for hours and this made me feel so so much better. Stay dazzling as always Daz ❤

  • @stephs348
    @stephs348 Год назад +20

    Forever favourite RUclipsr. Honest, humble, kind, funny, wholesome, says it how it is kind of guy. Such a wonderful human being! Thank you for sharing yourself with all of us Daz. I'm so happy you found love, you both deserve true happiness. Forever blessed and grateful ❤

  • @lanababy4855
    @lanababy4855 9 месяцев назад +3

    Daz I’m here to tell you that your reenactment at 5:00 is very accurate lmao and men actually will date woman in this industry. I currently live with a couple now like this

    • @callum5208
      @callum5208 4 месяца назад

      Date won't marry

  • @littlesanne-kb2ne
    @littlesanne-kb2ne Год назад +23

    I have been a sugarbaby as well but for me it was really about searching for a sincere connection with someone who could take a bit of the financial worries away. The type of girls that are sugarbabies differ so much, some are just looking for money and designer things and others are more real and down to earth. From my own experience the sugardaddies liked the down to earth girls more because the connection felt more sincere to them.

    • @angelahernandez5506
      @angelahernandez5506 Год назад +3

      How do you get into that while being safe? My main concern for people is that they're safe

    • @littlesanne-kb2ne
      @littlesanne-kb2ne Год назад +5

      @@angelahernandez5506 Well, you never really know you're safe but it is always smart to have your first couple meetings at a public place. Once you get to know someone you can go to a bit more private places to hang out. It really just depends on how you feel about the other person and how serious you are about it. It is also very important to have someone you trust know about your whereabouts and also have some pictures of the other person so that if something might happen someone knows where you are and who you are with.

  • @Josh-Wolfer
    @Josh-Wolfer Год назад +84

    Daz never disappoints✋❤️

  • @NikkiLouKhan92
    @NikkiLouKhan92 Год назад +6

    Actually creasing "my shit smells like roses.." 🌹💩😂 then he comes out with "I'm 6% Scottish.." 🇫🇮🤣 straight up nearly spat out my tea 😅

    • @liaxrs
      @liaxrs Год назад +4

      that’s the flag of finland. scotland is 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @embracewithgrace8951
    @embracewithgrace8951 Год назад +35

    Hi daz, I love your content it always makes me laugh and gets me through the day. Stay dazzling!

  • @iwasNEVERhere567
    @iwasNEVERhere567 Год назад +4

    Congratulations on your engagement Daz!! They are very lucky to have your sense of humor in their life!!

  • @thesusno6770
    @thesusno6770 Год назад +2

    just something I feel like sharing with this community: Growing up I was starved and so now I have a bad relationship with food.. I use to go many days at a time without eating because my body refused to get an apatite and when It did it would go away within a minute if I didn't get up right away (I still deal with this). I've learned that watching Daz makes my body get an apatite (i don't know why???) and it wont go away until I eat enough to be full. Watching Daz also helps me sleep (I deal with insomnia and meds don't help me very well) so now I'm eating noodles so I can get to bed since I stayed up to have a game date with my bf. lol; hope whoever reads this is having a good day/night!

  • @alicorn_queen
    @alicorn_queen Год назад +22

    I love daz watches so much 😭
    You will never fail at making me laugh

  • @_gabriella-
    @_gabriella- Год назад +16

    even the intro makes me laugh every time, when its daz u know ur laugh
    the way he said " i am a flump" lol
    8:13 to 8:19 LMAO

  • @Mccrizzle15
    @Mccrizzle15 Год назад +28

    Daz will never let you down when you need a laugh

  • @Boxoboi
    @Boxoboi Год назад +6

    "Its covered in fur" *daz losing it* daz- his a dog trainner- he trains dogs.

  • @ritaakalele4801
    @ritaakalele4801 Год назад +5

    Genuinely refreshing to see a man call out the narracist thank you Daz. Fecking over the moon for you and your fiance and daughter ❤

  • @80PercentScottish
    @80PercentScottish Год назад +19

    I will never get tired of Daz using 'woman' as the plural for woman, instead of women. It makes me happy everytime I hear it for some reason.

    • @XxCherylCravenXx
      @XxCherylCravenXx Год назад +1

      I literally thought I was the only one who noticed (with the upmost respect daz!) X

    • @Deus_wukong1468
      @Deus_wukong1468 Год назад

      Textbook grammar, not that surprising actually.

    • @80PercentScottish
      @80PercentScottish Год назад

      @@XxCherylCravenXx he's done it for years and I love it 🤣. Nobody ever seems to comment on it though.

  • @_.curiousbloos._2586
    @_.curiousbloos._2586 Год назад +11

    I’ve been watching Daz for nearly 2 years now and I’ve already watched nearly all of his videos, even the old ones 😂 I love his Humor so much

  • @tanks4lyfe509
    @tanks4lyfe509 Год назад +8

    12:10 daz that was one of the funniest laughs ever 😂 im weazing 😂

    • @tricia9149
      @tricia9149 Год назад +2

      Agreed his laugh is the best 😂❤️

  • @xlettereiwildcraft1185
    @xlettereiwildcraft1185 Год назад +2

    Daz, I'm going through a breakup right now, I've always loved your videos I've watched ya for years, the comfort you give is incredible, you help me feel not hopeless and you make me laugh, so thank you for being such a good person and so good at what u do and so entertaining

  • @2psycho888
    @2psycho888 Год назад +3

    "people would pay me 500 pounds to go away!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 LIIINNNDDDAAA IM FUCKIN DEAD 💀😭
    "I like women covered in fur"
    "Say that again Mr Dhamer?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in a minute thank u Daz I really needed this!!!

  • @Jackie-mc5yr
    @Jackie-mc5yr Год назад +28

    Daz you never fail to get a laugh out of me lol

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 Год назад

      Ikr❤️

    • @MrComfySleep
      @MrComfySleep Год назад

      ​@@sonniesiekbert5694A thousand plus comments
      You've commented over a THOUSAND times on Daz's channel
      Teach me your ways

    • @MrComfySleep
      @MrComfySleep Год назад

      ​@@sonniesiekbert5694also, happy birthday to you

  • @Stxp1d_p3rs0n
    @Stxp1d_p3rs0n Год назад +5

    18:46 pause it there daz's face funny for me I had a good laugh! Daz your expressions really do make me laugh you never fail!

  • @cringedesu
    @cringedesu Год назад +11

    My mom and I went out to eat one afternoon borderline evening, and a blind date like this was going on behind her. He was saying the weirdest cockiest kinda creepy things like this guy but WAY more over the top it was hilariously awful… AND IM PRETTY SURE SHE WENT HOME WITH HIM 😭😭

  • @AccordingtoJexi
    @AccordingtoJexi Год назад +1

    What you said reminded me of something that happened while I was a server. This couple was on their very first date. I think it was even set up. Like these people didn't know each other at all. And they hit it off like I have never seen before. It was pretty empty in the restaurant that day and they were there for a pretty long time. We got to talk to each of them when we'd check in while the other was in the bathroom. It was the most fun thing to watch ever! They had both been so nervous at the beginning and it was so clear by the time they left that they would have some type of relationship moving forward. What you said at the end about sitting at a table next to them watching reminded me of that.

  • @Greyson.1034
    @Greyson.1034 Год назад +3

    I feel like the line of prostitution in regards to the sugar world is so complicated because sure she may not be sleeping with them but it’s definitely the intent of the other person that plays a huge factor because like Daz said, he’s sure they try to pay extra for that. Most people don’t want to be sitting at home on the couch while their spouse is at a fancy restaurant flirting it up with someone, that would make anyone feel awful.

  • @thomaspauljs07
    @thomaspauljs07 Год назад +46

    I love your vids so much because I'm going through a tough time and would like to talk to you about it but this is enough you always make me smile. Thank you

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 Год назад

      Aww I'm so sorry I hope everything's ok I wish you the best I'm praying for you. Things will get better I promise hope you're doing okay love and hugs ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

  • @Chapter_1997
    @Chapter_1997 Год назад +6

    I went on vacation a couple months ago. I didn't want to pay for a checked bag, so I packed light and put it all in a school-sized backpack. It weighed 13lbs but fit the carry-on guidelines.

  • @Porcupine_cat_wlw
    @Porcupine_cat_wlw Год назад +9

    Daz's side rants are so funny 😁 😂

  • @Thomperfan
    @Thomperfan Год назад +2

    10:14 Well Daz, to quote Jeff Winger: “Men are monsters who crave young flesh.”

  • @Em.jj0x
    @Em.jj0x Год назад +2

    10:03 LITERALLY I THINK THAT ALL THE TIME

  • @_hi_8062
    @_hi_8062 Год назад +37

    I love how daz makes everyone laugh in every video, he can never let us down with these.

  • @Lee.333
    @Lee.333 Год назад +17

    Way to go Daz!!! You always make me laugh with your zingers!

  • @Sycrxw
    @Sycrxw Год назад +10

    3:39 exactly this. I dont necessarily support sex workers but at the same time its hard to support someone who is willing to spend a wad of money JUST to have a pretty girl around. Which at that point its a "you do you" thing.

  • @not_grxce6119
    @not_grxce6119 Год назад +6

    Daz’s laugh is so contagious !

  • @HowlingWolf2101
    @HowlingWolf2101 Год назад +2

    8:15 This Had Me in the Dying 🤣🤣 I played it back serval times lol

  • @tori6234
    @tori6234 Год назад +8

    You know when daz posts that your day will be great! Love u man💗

  • @korpen3770
    @korpen3770 Год назад +16

    Glad to hear Linda still works for you, seems like forever she was in your videos. Please don't fire her...

  • @itsjackson91
    @itsjackson91 Год назад +30

    All in favor of a Linda pay raise? 🙋‍♀️

  • @joejoe8058
    @joejoe8058 Год назад +1

    I think its cool to see how far hes come. Like just a couple years ago he was just some dude who posted funny videos on vine. While working a job he hated. Now he is living his best life

  • @Fate_lifts
    @Fate_lifts Год назад +2

    "Oh so you're lying to me... ILL PAY DOUBLE" -Shit made me double over 😂

  • @kpopunofficialchannel7397
    @kpopunofficialchannel7397 Год назад +8

    Daz wearing the Nirvana shirt just makes me happy 😌

  • @holly-maefitzpatrick6827
    @holly-maefitzpatrick6827 Год назад +9

    Always makes new videos when it is needed to help me through this heartbreak. Daz brings me the need to stay alive and not let different aspects of my life make me feel like I don't want to be here

  • @Hrvatska13244976
    @Hrvatska13244976 Год назад +6

    Always looking forward to seeing your uploads Daz! ❤️

  • @katie45
    @katie45 Год назад +2

    10:51 daz describing the ick 😭😭

  • @jackvallins2573
    @jackvallins2573 Год назад +1

    Everything... what was that Mr Dahmer killed me. Daz you truly know how to hit that funny spot 😂❤

  • @rodisad7029
    @rodisad7029 Год назад +9

    This man never fails to give me mental damage but we all love him for it