Hitler plays Minecraft: The Noob

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025
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  • @sectious7134
    @sectious7134 5 лет назад +5902

    It's really confusing when you're German and understands everything what Hitlers says but nearby I see the subtitles xD

  • @kermitsalterego2734
    @kermitsalterego2734 6 лет назад +2810

    0:34 when the teacher calls on you

  • @chessplayer8668
    @chessplayer8668 5 лет назад +1765

    Disclaimer: This video contains inappropriate language!
    Me: That's... why im here

    • @impureempire4590
      @impureempire4590 5 лет назад +17

      Yes

    • @Blockyverse
      @Blockyverse 4 года назад +15

      I'm not here because of that, I was like "nah there's only gonna be a couple of swear words" but then I realised this is hitler there are swears through the whole video

    • @Number1BoraFan
      @Number1BoraFan 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @RealCynix
      @RealCynix 4 года назад +6

      FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN

    • @holydutchlord3477
      @holydutchlord3477 4 года назад +2

      FEIGELAIN

  • @EscapesAndRemoves
    @EscapesAndRemoves 5 лет назад +1629

    0:30 "That game is for little kids!"
    You will never see the light of day again.

  • @lucasgamalielquiapo5625
    @lucasgamalielquiapo5625 3 года назад +205

    “WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME DEAD?!”
    -Hitler 1944.

  • @PhysiologyShark
    @PhysiologyShark 6 лет назад +374

    8:13 "Why do you want my brains? Why don't you go after Stalin?"
    Well, that's why you should've named your world "HITLER"

    • @cjspamz4800
      @cjspamz4800 5 лет назад +8

      Or HIMLA

    • @luismarcial1075
      @luismarcial1075 4 года назад +4

      @#KENKÄ!!!!!!!!! PELAA!!!!!! buster you are so wrong he led Soviet Russia from it's Doom from the German army the soviet civilians we're killed and raped. The red army stoped the German advance many people think communist are bad presedent Roosevelt trusted the Soviets the Soviets felt comfortable with Roosevelt in office if you trust the soviets the soviets will trust you more.

    • @fnafchannel3796
      @fnafchannel3796 4 года назад +3

      a gay cat yt
      R/Woooosh

    • @luismarcial1075
      @luismarcial1075 4 года назад +4

      @@fnafchannel3796 do you even know what's r/wooosh even is? do you even have Reddit?

    • @ghfoxy8914
      @ghfoxy8914 4 года назад +5

      Stalin: your stole my nuke so that zombie get your brains

  • @ThrillTrain200
    @ThrillTrain200 5 лет назад +276

    "I will not do anything idiotic!" **jumps off a cliff**

  • @degenerateboi8966
    @degenerateboi8966 4 года назад +140

    3:18 this part i laugh so hard XD

  • @elijahreade3830
    @elijahreade3830 7 лет назад +1134

    "WHAT DOES EVERYONE WANT ME DEAD!!??"
    hmmmm

    • @DeadGhost307
      @DeadGhost307 6 лет назад +24

      Ye you turned of Hitler's PC

    • @tokyoticcat4346
      @tokyoticcat4346 5 лет назад +57

      Because he named his world Stalin

    • @shall0hh951
      @shall0hh951 5 лет назад +16

      Or maybe-because he put it on hard mode

    • @fiftysecwithoutza
      @fiftysecwithoutza 5 лет назад +4

      Cuz this is unofficial minectaft xd

    • @venge4583
      @venge4583 5 лет назад +8

      I know why, people want 'em dead.
      German attacked Poland 🇵🇱
      And people don't war want they want peace
      When german attacked Poland 🇵🇱
      World War 2 started

  • @derpybellicgaming_yt658
    @derpybellicgaming_yt658 6 лет назад +956

    "i thought you loved animals!" "none of your business!" I'm dead 😂

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 3 года назад +4

      I fuckin wish.

    • @PatrickStar-mn7yn
      @PatrickStar-mn7yn 3 года назад +2

      For a guy whose lifetime he didn't play Minecraft he's pretty good at w tapping

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 3 года назад +3

      @@PatrickStar-mn7yn Wow fascinating

    • @meinfurther6929
      @meinfurther6929 2 года назад +4

      Yah!

  • @MiniMaster-ux7qn
    @MiniMaster-ux7qn 3 года назад +120

    "That sheep looks like Fegelien! You're f*cked!
    This part always makes me laugh

  • @entity8487
    @entity8487 5 лет назад +414

    7:47 it's the best.

    • @kimrobards9151
      @kimrobards9151 4 года назад +19

      What about,
      “MOMMY MOMMY”

    • @DDDiego
      @DDDiego 3 года назад +3

      How about 7:09

  • @shinkreytpuylap
    @shinkreytpuylap 4 года назад +762

    *”THATS SHEEP LOOKS LIKE FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN... FEGELEIN!!*
    That was my favorite part 🤣🤣

  • @voidest7271
    @voidest7271 3 года назад +122

    "This game is for kids"
    Hitler: *angry noises*

    • @Tiger-le6dk
      @Tiger-le6dk 2 года назад

      salut j'ai une chaine sur le même thème, le gaming et je fais des vidéos donc si tu t'ennuie n'hésite pas à aller jeter un œil !! cela me ferai très plaisir

    • @Tiger-le6dk
      @Tiger-le6dk 2 года назад

      salut j'ai une chaine sur le même thème, le gaming et je fais des vidéos donc si tu t'ennuie n'hésite pas à aller jeter un œil !! cela me ferai très plaisir

  • @hitzkinnemaher248
    @hitzkinnemaher248 5 лет назад +219

    2:29 this moment when you can speak german and hitler gets congratulations for his birthday

    • @kazoo.wav_
      @kazoo.wav_ 4 года назад +4

      Happy 420🎂🎂💐💐

    • @allysally1702
      @allysally1702 4 года назад +4

      @@kazoo.wav_ ... He isnt 420 years old....

    • @adamator5050
      @adamator5050 4 года назад +7

      @@allysally1702 No shit sherlock.

    • @grime3879
      @grime3879 4 года назад

      @@allysally1702 oh wow no shit sherlock

    • @blindmapper344
      @blindmapper344 4 года назад +1

      @@allysally1702 or maybe his dead self is 420

  • @handletemplate
    @handletemplate 4 года назад +397

    "That game is for little kids!"
    That did not age well

    • @ianeons9278
      @ianeons9278 3 года назад +7

      69th like

    • @clueless2528
      @clueless2528 3 года назад +5

      @@ianeons9278 and someone has to ruin it :(

    • @myneighboratemycat5124
      @myneighboratemycat5124 3 года назад +8

      69420 funi nambor xdd!!1!1!1!1!1

    • @ColossalKilla
      @ColossalKilla 3 года назад +1

      @@myneighboratemycat5124 Nobody can be original with jokes on RUclips.

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 3 года назад

      And now it's relevant again

  • @angiecasem3766
    @angiecasem3766 2 года назад +33

    8:44 funniest shit I have seen in my entire life. Just wait for it.

  • @foxems5548
    @foxems5548 4 года назад +571

    So I was at 5:44 and my brother
    asked me : "what are you watching?"
    I said that it was about Hitler
    then he says :"Oh you are finally learning something"
    I didn't said anything I didn't want to ruin that he was proud.

  • @moussedesydney7952
    @moussedesydney7952 4 года назад +449

    5:37 first to say that subtitle is correct

  • @ThatMAZDude
    @ThatMAZDude 3 года назад +122

    6:36 Ww2 starts
    7:49 The most land nazi got land from russia
    9:06 Japan and Germany are surrounded
    9:27 Germany dies
    9:31 Hitler confused because he lost all German land but japans still alive
    9:40 Japan died
    9:44 There is west Germany and east Germany
    10:05 Germany united

  • @rage6465
    @rage6465 5 лет назад +856

    Im actually german and understand every word...this is the best parody i have ever heard

  • @Dextuh-x9p
    @Dextuh-x9p 7 лет назад +835

    Hitter plays clash royale.
    I wanna see him rage

    • @novfa
      @novfa 7 лет назад +5

      Jake The dog YES

    • @millssilver5040
      @millssilver5040 7 лет назад +5

      Jake The dog he already did

    • @Dextuh-x9p
      @Dextuh-x9p 7 лет назад +3

      Dark Minister17 when?

    • @millssilver5040
      @millssilver5040 7 лет назад +2

      Jake The dog just search it

    • @Dextuh-x9p
      @Dextuh-x9p 7 лет назад +2

      Dark Minister17 this channel didn't do it yet. I wanna see this guys version

  • @serotoninpunk
    @serotoninpunk 4 года назад +76

    i love the fact that i’m from germany, have german blood, and understand hitler. but i’m listening to him play minecraft while arguing with his advisors about the Nazi war plan. but he’s still playing minecraft

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 2 года назад

      And why you're ever watching this video? Go make burgers.

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 2 года назад

      AND ONLY ONE COMMENTARY?!

    • @serotoninpunk
      @serotoninpunk 2 года назад

      @@gahler8552 get some hoes

  • @Kiyohaa
    @Kiyohaa 6 лет назад +699

    Guy: Mein u should not play minecraft
    Hitler: GODAMMIT,Why can’t I play minecraft?
    Guy: *because it is for Little KIDS*
    *awkard silence*

    • @SNIXC
      @SNIXC 6 лет назад +13

      GalaxyPhantomYT “guy” is jodl

    • @Killerbeast-hx5qp
      @Killerbeast-hx5qp 5 лет назад +1

      Why don’t you play Google Feud instead?

    • @isolatic6262
      @isolatic6262 5 лет назад +13

      @@SNIXC no guy is Baldi

    • @easyburg3643
      @easyburg3643 5 лет назад +2

      It's nein not mein

    • @Tony-pd2pt
      @Tony-pd2pt 5 лет назад +3

      the man i jodl

  • @bryllepadilla823
    @bryllepadilla823 7 лет назад +225

    9:08 he has an ally for one foe only. The armored Zombie who got shot by the skeleton.XD

  • @corona_virus3216
    @corona_virus3216 2 года назад +18

    1:25 J. Stalin's picture got me 😂

  • @mariapaulad5357
    @mariapaulad5357 5 лет назад +173

    3:23 lol I cant stop

  • @viksinha5410
    @viksinha5410 4 года назад +104

    8:33 how I felt when I first played Minecraft and got attacked

  • @ajbwbd
    @ajbwbd 3 года назад +14

    Stalin: he should be planning for an invasion or something
    Hitler and the boys:

  • @basitnaruto237
    @basitnaruto237 7 лет назад +370

    I wanna see a series of hitler plays minecraft

  • @alfredjodl413
    @alfredjodl413 7 лет назад +861

    #ThankYouFegelein

  • @crimson5163
    @crimson5163 3 года назад +64

    3:43 that's where I lost it 😂😂
    i couldn't stop laughing after that, best 10 minutes I had today 😂😂👌

  • @cnefarious276
    @cnefarious276 5 лет назад +243

    "Ich glaube" --> "I will play minecraft"

  • @JOEEEGRTK
    @JOEEEGRTK 5 лет назад +359

    This moment you are german and understand what Hitler really says😂😂

    • @finja7607
      @finja7607 5 лет назад +16

      ՆυƈᴀƦIσ man kann halt das Video nicht gucken ohne das es awkward ist 😂

    • @JOEEEGRTK
      @JOEEEGRTK 5 лет назад +6

      @@finja7607 isso😂😂

    • @Daniel-fr3us
      @Daniel-fr3us 5 лет назад +2

      @@JOEEEGRTK Stummschaltung

    • @osmanelmahi8204
      @osmanelmahi8204 4 года назад +2

      I understood

    • @flowerthencrranger3854
      @flowerthencrranger3854 4 года назад +8

      Well… I’m no German, so please, tell me what he said

  • @peterricafort8996
    @peterricafort8996 4 года назад +20

    "the music is very peaceful"
    Me when hearing minecraft music: ah yes if you mean peaceful that gives you depression and knowing you don't have friends to play with, I understand you

  • @justpeachy2005
    @justpeachy2005 4 года назад +50

    *How do I explain this being in my watch history to my parents...*

    • @ghostofentity3032
      @ghostofentity3032 4 года назад +4

      Poland //CountryHumans// good question, my parents are going to be so confused and might think I’m insane XD

    • @loliconnoisseur9161
      @loliconnoisseur9161 4 года назад +4

      You don’t

    • @Treal_kv
      @Treal_kv 3 года назад +1

      Just delete it

  • @itaydadush3600
    @itaydadush3600 7 лет назад +167

    Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

  • @racky917
    @racky917 3 года назад +10

    "You better shut your shiny bald ass or ot gets hammered!" That is just so funny

  • @darkaidenalex3551
    @darkaidenalex3551 4 года назад +35

    4:34 When all the pros try to help you

  • @densterrr
    @densterrr 6 лет назад +144

    9:26 top 10 anime deaths

    • @sandwich7424
      @sandwich7424 5 лет назад

      Zaints Alcomendas r/woooosh

    • @wiliamfievel8596
      @wiliamfievel8596 5 лет назад

      @@kodonodaichi6728 r/woooosh

    • @ilovequake833
      @ilovequake833 5 лет назад

      @@kodonodaichi6728 It's a joke,mate.

    • @reylacandalo5416
      @reylacandalo5416 4 года назад

      Even pewdiepie said : "this game is so anime" in minecraft ep 1

    • @birb1368
      @birb1368 4 года назад

      @@sandwich7424 XDDDDD LOLOLOL 😂😂😂😂😂 WOOOSH THE CRINGE INSTAGRAM NORMIE MINECRAFT GOOD FORTNITE BAD KEANU CHUNGUS 100 WHOLESOME 100 BABY YODA CHONKER 😂😂😂😂😂 REDDIT MOMENT

  • @dylanstone2600
    @dylanstone2600 4 года назад +18

    Were lucky he didn't find a village, god only knows what hr would do to the inhabitants.

  • @samuelchung1150
    @samuelchung1150 6 лет назад +60

    I was eating my dinner and I nearly choked laughing to this. So hilarious. Look at this dood.

  • @roosteroncocaineandshit3390
    @roosteroncocaineandshit3390 4 года назад +31

    I can imagine how weird it would be if you’re German and then all you hear is Hitler repeating shit😂

  • @vindictivegrind9370
    @vindictivegrind9370 3 года назад +12

    1:30 Stalin: *”BIG MISTAKE SHITLER!”*

  • @kermitsalterego2734
    @kermitsalterego2734 6 лет назад +42

    I always loved how he just loops the same lines over and over again

  • @luckyzwartekat1277
    @luckyzwartekat1277 5 лет назад +57

    *this is my recommendations- I’m crying xD*

  • @invisibleblue397
    @invisibleblue397 4 года назад +8

    Nobody:
    The history channel at 1 AM:

  • @theeastside7369
    @theeastside7369 4 года назад +72

    8:56
    Hitla : WHY DOES EVERYBODY WANTS ME DEAD!?!?
    Me : yeah people so stupid right?

  • @agalaadam
    @agalaadam 5 лет назад +154

    XD one of the best Hitler videos. I loved it. I've laughed to death 😂

    • @ChrisCrossRBLX
      @ChrisCrossRBLX 3 года назад +3

      That sentence out of context would be concerning lol

  • @Hime_phillipines.
    @Hime_phillipines. 2 года назад +12

    6:27 i cant stop laughing at this part

  • @Aly_jaf
    @Aly_jaf 6 лет назад +24

    When he said the sheep looks like fegelein and started killing it I was dying of laughter 😂

  • @yasin3401
    @yasin3401 5 лет назад +140

    Me: **watches that video**
    Also me: Ich verstehe alles und diese Untertitel sind schlimmer als wie Hitler spielt

  • @Kingofportals
    @Kingofportals 2 года назад +3

    Funny how he is doing a full blown Minecraft Survival playthrough!

  • @_yeet_of5407
    @_yeet_of5407 5 лет назад +130

    I am from Germany and I understand every single word

  • @thanosforpresident2024
    @thanosforpresident2024 4 года назад +29

    I speak German and I confirm the subtitles are 100% accurate.

  • @lilsoviet2491
    @lilsoviet2491 9 месяцев назад +1

    "i couldn't think of a good name for my world so it'll be called VIN STALIN!"

  • @EscapesAndRemoves
    @EscapesAndRemoves 5 лет назад +22

    0:01
    The Shogun: *INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE!*
    Me: Please do not scream in my ear.

  • @slure_
    @slure_ 5 лет назад +84

    Imagine that you could understand german.
    That would probably suck cuz the subtitles wouldn't make any sense.

    • @thirdreich4225
      @thirdreich4225 5 лет назад +7

      It makes no sense at all .........SAVE ME

    • @nattlipo4885
      @nattlipo4885 4 года назад +2

      The creator probably found a hitler video with audio decided to make hitler play Minecraft and put subtitles that matches the situation in the video

    • @dennisxyz5784
      @dennisxyz5784 4 года назад

      Exactly.

    • @painted4882
      @painted4882 4 года назад

      There are German captions

    • @airborntruck6263
      @airborntruck6263 4 года назад

      @@thirdreich4225 What is Hitler ACTUALLY yelling about? 😂

  • @yuuka9294
    @yuuka9294 3 года назад +17

    6:40 best part

  • @dangelohartley5977
    @dangelohartley5977 5 лет назад +19

    6:31 Hitler learned his lesson on NOT JUMPING TOO HIGH!

  • @danilsmith7292
    @danilsmith7292 4 года назад +33

    6:32 this describes me when i die in bedwars and skywars, minecraft in general

  • @adamalexius3529
    @adamalexius3529 3 года назад +7

    I cannot explain how much I needed this today, a real good laugh XD

  • @zombrexgamer242
    @zombrexgamer242 7 лет назад +69

    FEEEEGEELLEEIIINN!!

  • @HelyoG
    @HelyoG 4 года назад +13

    3:50 Did you know that Hitler loved animals and was vegetarian?

  • @kippert8912
    @kippert8912 2 года назад +4

    The way he turned German phrases into "crappy" and "epic" has me fucking asphyxiating

  • @anton.chigrinetc.96
    @anton.chigrinetc.96 5 лет назад +35

    Could somebody bring him Fegelein-barbie already? He's gonna kill everyone, even the Witherer, otherwise.
    Also, listening to it while knowing actual meaning of the words and reading subtitles at the same time and thus juggling the meanings is just pure fun.

  • @bigmala6493
    @bigmala6493 4 года назад +21

    Me: Hitler how many times have you shouted Fegelein?
    Hitler: yes

  • @mrtrader3769
    @mrtrader3769 2 года назад +4

    I don't understand how he can kill millions of people but be restricted from killing animals.

  • @johncantrell614
    @johncantrell614 4 года назад +18

    You have a good imagination kid. The funny part is, all of his ranting and raving fits into so many scenarios well, you may be creating a lot of these! 😂

  • @humanchan276
    @humanchan276 4 года назад +14

    Hitler will get angry when he realized that he can craft a log to 4 planks :D

  • @Luke_the_Luk
    @Luke_the_Luk Год назад +2

    Y'all remember watching this as a child?
    No just me?

  • @Smile-pd6zw
    @Smile-pd6zw 5 лет назад +22

    8:50 imagine the mobs were Allied Forces

  • @mattsorum2011
    @mattsorum2011 5 лет назад +61

    3:20 - 3:40
    HOLOCAUST CONFIRMED

  • @fadrikdzaroq8594
    @fadrikdzaroq8594 3 года назад +11

    4:33 i love this part 🤣

  • @2bad4hard48
    @2bad4hard48 5 лет назад +8

    That moment, when you understand the voice in the video, but thought he actually said he wanted to play minecraft BRUH

  • @berrybasquete
    @berrybasquete 5 лет назад +61

    “WHY DID YOU DONT KILL STALIN?”
    *lol*

  • @inkspooky7244
    @inkspooky7244 2 года назад +4

    haven’t watched this video in years.. yet still feels fresh

  • @kimmie8821
    @kimmie8821 5 лет назад +17

    0:47 Pricabal Of the thing
    Baldi:
    TOTAL SILENCE

  • @raredorito4269
    @raredorito4269 4 года назад +9

    That wolfenstein 3d theme at the beginning made me smile

  • @sussyhatkid6812
    @sussyhatkid6812 3 года назад +4

    "But Mein Führer you must not play Minecraft!"
    Hilter: *And I took that personally*

  • @noidea4223
    @noidea4223 6 лет назад +10

    RIP Old Minecraft soundtrack 2009 - 2017

  • @myrjoerengarcia6356
    @myrjoerengarcia6356 6 лет назад +9

    0:34 when the teacher calls you and stand in front of her

  • @kimilsung2608
    @kimilsung2608 4 года назад +56

    Fun fact: Hitler was vegetarian and he loved animals

  • @mrcharlie3039
    @mrcharlie3039 5 лет назад +49

    0:43 When ur parents tell
    You to do something😆🥳🥳😕
    *Looks at Hitler’s reaction face*

  • @juliettelilithdesade8109
    @juliettelilithdesade8109 5 лет назад +49

    Omg! I hear German Voices and read the English Text... My Brain is melting!!!! (I Understand both languages)

    • @caliburbermuda5422
      @caliburbermuda5422 5 лет назад

      Ich habe herausgefunden, dass ich halb Deutsch bin, also spreche ich mit dir auf Deutsch.

    • @eladiel7749
      @eladiel7749 5 лет назад +2

      @Ohne Kohlensäure das ist nicht übersetzt, sondern einfach irgendein Untertitel xd
      Dieses Video war auch eher für Amis gedacht die kein Deutsch können :P

    • @dixiethedog2594
      @dixiethedog2594 5 лет назад

      I'm so sorry

    • @Randompersonldk
      @Randompersonldk 4 года назад +1

      Tell me wat he says

    • @adrianapedala9242
      @adrianapedala9242 4 года назад

      I am italian and an italian advertisment come with english subtitles then i almost die!

  • @aureliojosephfieldad2833
    @aureliojosephfieldad2833 4 года назад +20

    4:30
    Hitler: If I'm ever going to survive, I need to get food by killing this poor cow
    Also Hitler: Vegetarian

  • @allen7570
    @allen7570 7 лет назад +48

    finally this is what i wanted to see

  • @memoirsofwar2846
    @memoirsofwar2846 4 года назад +7

    Never knew a map was a computer to play minecraft on the 90’s...

  • @kubasymon9049
    @kubasymon9049 3 года назад +9

    3:12 fun fact: the music was made by german born in ddr.

  • @shinkreytpuylap
    @shinkreytpuylap 4 года назад +45

    General : THAT GAMES IS FOR KIDS
    RageElixer, YaBoiAction, Etc. : *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @GamingJoseThe
    @GamingJoseThe 7 лет назад +50

    Fegelein, best troller.

  • @chocogalaxist8421
    @chocogalaxist8421 3 года назад +2

    “WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME DEAD”
    Historian: *Interesting*

  • @priyadarshinimanish2022
    @priyadarshinimanish2022 5 лет назад +10

    7:23 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!XD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hairanimatez9384
    @hairanimatez9384 4 года назад +8

    Hitler reaction when he found a village:...
    Guest I'll conquer

  • @Creeperfan3000
    @Creeperfan3000 3 года назад +7

    Hahah rip to all (confused) people who can speak german XD cuz of the subtitle

  • @priyakumar7516
    @priyakumar7516 4 года назад +4

    Legend says music was so peaceful that the war ended

  • @EdmundRichterian
    @EdmundRichterian 4 года назад +4

    After 3 years I still love this

  • @viksinha5410
    @viksinha5410 3 года назад +2

    Burgdorf: berates Fegelein for getting Hitler killed
    Also Burgdorf: makes fun of Hitler for dying

  • @frond3335
    @frond3335 5 лет назад +15

    I'm from future
    Minecraft is popular again and baldy could get his head ripped out of his body for saying that

  • @medic2198
    @medic2198 5 лет назад +8

    6:09 tryhards rivals in a nutshell