Agreed Without detractors his channel would die. Then everyone would move on there is plenty of lolcows. Half his views and people in chat are trolls and detractors. Plus most people find him from detractor channels so without them he would have a slow drip of new fans to donate.
If Phil is such a piece of shit right, and the trolls are what's keeping him afloat financially, why not stop trolling him so you guys can stop him from "begging"? It's ironic you guys complain about someone, yet the complaining is doing nothing but putting money in that man's pockets.
Yeah, all that matters is that he's able to beg. In his fantasy cult land, she'll probably be sick for another month and he'll play to be the loving husband who "took care of her on my day awf" and the like.
I call bullshit on his parents not knowing how to text… he was texting his dad during the Firestone/car situation, and his dad responded with a picture of a fish he caught that day. Also, who tf emails their parents? Seriously Phil? The lies are just outright blatant at this point. What’s next? Ordering door dash via carrier pigeon? Giving the tax guy his financial numbers via smoke signal? The amounts of regarded you have to be to believe anything that comes from his snout is insane. Then take that number, double it… and that’s the number for amount of regard you need to actually give this beggar money.
I'll tell you if I could make what he makes which is an easy 120k a year I'd do it. I've been making 6 figures a years since 2010 because I work on the rigs in North dakota... and not the glorious drilling rig stuff I'm on the manual hard core work over rigs. I've had frost bite in my hands and toes several times because we get no heaters on the little rigs, no wing walls, negative 30 negative 40 F... we work. Id give my left nut to have a 9-5 I could sit in my house and play video games.. and make 100-120k working 5 days a week? Jesus id give up the extra 60k I make to have the nice life. Yeah he works real hard. God I hate this guy
Phil doesn’t realize that if all of his detractors disappeared. He would just create new ones over time with how much of a disgusting person he is. He’s THAT unlikable.
Also, I wonder how often you can take those Advils before it starts damaging your body, with stuff like ibuprofen usually being limited to 3 times a day. Advil's site says to limit the Advil Migraine capsules to two capsules every 24 hours lmao
@@brianaarts7620 Yeah they mess with your organs (kidney function etc), which is why you're supposed to limit your intake.. Most people don't realise that pharmaceuticals are just as harmful (if not more so) long term, than the average party drug Most medical professionals (outside the USA at least) will tell you to NEVER take a drug that wasn't specifically prescribed.. OTC Meds should be used rarely and sparingly, if ever If you don't need to visit a Doctor; you can probably cope without the pills
If dsp never came back, life would go on as normal...we would just not have any new content to laugh at from him. There is PLENTY of old content from him to laugh at...so we don't need you Dave....AT ALL!!
While Dave is the ultra-lolcow, there's plenty of others to watch disintegrate. Besides which I'd rather he Daniel Larsson'd and started "homeless adventures".
Saying his groceries were “massively delayed” and going on to say “they were supposed to be here by 4 and they didn’t get there until almost 5!” Is just hilariously petty.
It’s really amazing. I don’t think he’ll ever realize he’s a grown man and no one cares if you get a cold or your groceries came late or you had to cook. He’s the only human in history to experience cold/flu symptoms.
If someone just happened to come across DSP, they would think he was literally born in a lab a couple weeks ago. He makes the most mundane things sound like it’s the first time he’s ever experienced some activities and like it was some herculean task even though it’s just normal stuff everyone does all the time
Dsp: I'm so glad my wife got sick while I'm getting better so I can take care of her, trolls can't live without me (Proceed to stream ignore kat anyway.............if she's there) Detractors:..........you sure showed us......such a caring guy
Hahaha those pills in the ziplock bag is damning evidence of his illness, just like when he wrote down his bills on a scrap of paper with crayon, I'll bet those a actually gummy candies... 😂😂😂
I love the similarities shared by lolcows. They're constantly at war with the trolls, yet claim to "own" the trolls. Every tiny inconvenience is a MASSIVE problem, because that's the scale their lives operate on. And no matter how many harsh lessons bite them in the ass, they never learn. Ever.
idk why Phil still tries so hard to say he doesn't care about what "da trawlz" have to say when he makes it pretty fucking obvious that he watches detractor khantent on the daily, he literally keeps up to date with it and admittedly so, and the funniest thing is that he himself brings up the newest detractor memes to his stream since his ego is too big for him to handle being trashed on the daily without responding to it lol
"They cant live without me" We literally had a break. I think we all had a great time. He really thinks hes the only lolcow on the net people pay attention to
I thought he was gonna use his ‘delirium’ to excuse the fact that he asked people to donate on a stream that wasn’t happening. But he used it as an excuse for why he didn’t beg CLEARLY ENOUGH 😂😂😂
I’ve never seen Someone spend so much time trying to convince people how deathly sick they are. He even made sure to have his bag of medication IN A CLEAR BAG so no one can even tell what it is. He makes sure to cough and play it off
There will ALWAYS be another lolcow the Detractors will move to mock if they truly are stuck in what Phil thinks is only hurting people as their purpose. Everyone else will just move on. He doesn't realize how Pointless he will will become when he kicks the bucket.
I heard he quit halfway thru the stream i could be wrong but the trick worked I saw he had $200 in tips alone in the first 30 minutes. Pissed me off to no end. couldnt watch. thanks for this bro. sifting thru the first level of hell for us.
He can’t handle a common cold? How does he live day to day… he makes it sounds like he’s lives thru some horrific stories! He should be awarded The Purple Heart.
I hope DSP heals up fast, I saw a video on boogie and became depressed. We should appreciate how good of a lol cow DSP is, serving high quality lols nonstop without being depressing
I heard people comparing boogie to dsp so I went to check on him; And yeah there's some similitudes but instead of being really funny boogie content is extremely depressing, someone made a documentary about him and the person making the documentary also got depressed. Atlus the Bookkeeper made a video about his thoughts on it. For example DSP wastes thousands of dollars on JPEGS in a stupid phone game, that's funny -Boogie spent all of his fortune on women for sexual favors while struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts -that's not as funny, he started doing this a bit after his wife divorced him when he started losing weight, he has been struggling his whole life with very real mental issues, etc. @@tylerlackey1175
Boogie has a bad case of terminally online. If he would not post absolutely everything he does in his private life he would not attract as many trolls. Like the fact he dates a woman 20+ years younger. I don't personally care but that's not something you should broadcast.
🤢The Throat Clearing, The Coughing, The Snorting... Who tf sits through that mess without demanding of him to either mute the mic or at the very least turn the camera off so people don't have to watch him blow his nose. KEEP IN MIND, HE IS GETTING PAID TO BE DISGUSTING.
If it wasn't for detractor channels posting about this, I would have never known this mf was "sick" or something. I couldn't care less about his health. Gout boy, you are living in a dream, brother.
Phil didn't even make enough to pay for the Soup and Bread he Doordashed, let alone what the money he missed out on, or even the groceries he ordered. He's EASILY down like $1-2k on just the day alone.
Phil also said his issue was "a bad cold" not even 24 hours after he said it could probably be COVID, without even getting tested for COVID. This was a total nothingburger.
Who talks about Advil like that and who takes them out of the bottle and puts them into a bag? Looks like Adderall XR that Kat threw him out of her script. Google images of it - no Advil looks like that with the two tone orange o.O
Yeah he probably thought he was being slick putting them in a bag so no one could see the original container but if there just advil why put them in a baggie?
Phil can't go on a vacation with his "wife" because he has to stream constantly to make money. Yet now he's been "sick" for several days and has all this money to spend on ordering groceries and doordash?🤔
"my sinuses are full of gunk" This may be an ultra stupid thing what I'm about to say, but can't he just blow his nose??? Grab tissue, blow mucus, problem over?
There is so much content of 🐷🐷🐷 stupidity that he could leave forever and detractors can use his old content and it be new to us!!! I've only watched the recent 2 seasons of Dark Syde Phlegm vs Detractor INC. 😂😂😂
I know I was totally lost and had nothing to do while Phillis was MIA 😢😢😢 LOL Phil, you know the world does not revolve around you. There's plenty to see and do without you
Oh no phil. You've got it twisted. YOU cannot live without US.
Agreed Without detractors his channel would die. Then everyone would move on there is plenty of lolcows. Half his views and people in chat are trolls and detractors. Plus most people find him from detractor channels so without them he would have a slow drip of new fans to donate.
Read that shit in the symbiote voice
If Phil is such a piece of shit right, and the trolls are what's keeping him afloat financially, why not stop trolling him so you guys can stop him from "begging"? It's ironic you guys complain about someone, yet the complaining is doing nothing but putting money in that man's pockets.
TELL THIS FOO! DAMN SKIPPY SON! HE HAS NO IDEA WE MAKE HIS WORLD GO ROUND. BIG UPS FOR THE COMMENT FAM!
Well you’re right and wrong at the same time lol detractors could never stop watching so who’s really in control?
"My wife is really sick" **proceeds to stream**
Hard working and honourable husband
he did nothing wrong
He has bills dude, internet bill, electric bill, TV bill…
If he's got the covaids and not swine flu she is at risk with that obesity. But nothing some tips won't solve...
Yeah, all that matters is that he's able to beg. In his fantasy cult land, she'll probably be sick for another month and he'll play to be the loving husband who "took care of her on my day awf" and the like.
I call bullshit on his parents not knowing how to text… he was texting his dad during the Firestone/car situation, and his dad responded with a picture of a fish he caught that day.
Also, who tf emails their parents? Seriously Phil? The lies are just outright blatant at this point.
What’s next? Ordering door dash via carrier pigeon? Giving the tax guy his financial numbers via smoke signal? The amounts of regarded you have to be to believe anything that comes from his snout is insane. Then take that number, double it… and that’s the number for amount of regard you need to actually give this beggar money.
yeah his dad even sent him a picture of a fish.. so we know he's lying here
@lilcruz2583 that is true. He defaults to lying so there's no possible way he can keep up with all his own bullshit lmao
🤫🤫🤫 that's a state secret, he's got to lie to protect his allowance ummm I mean family ack ack
@@Free1up he's addicted to lying
hes such a hard worker gets his groceries delivered and lives in a gated community but crying poor
I'll tell you if I could make what he makes which is an easy 120k a year I'd do it. I've been making 6 figures a years since 2010 because I work on the rigs in North dakota... and not the glorious drilling rig stuff I'm on the manual hard core work over rigs. I've had frost bite in my hands and toes several times because we get no heaters on the little rigs, no wing walls, negative 30 negative 40 F... we work. Id give my left nut to have a 9-5 I could sit in my house and play video games.. and make 100-120k working 5 days a week? Jesus id give up the extra 60k I make to have the nice life. Yeah he works real hard. God I hate this guy
He is like a baby! 😂
Phil doesn’t realize that if all of his detractors disappeared. He would just create new ones over time with how much of a disgusting person he is. He’s THAT unlikable.
people left and people joined. most new detractor didnt even see his old antics
If Advil is his secret weapon, he was barley sick and is a weaker human than I thought.
Bro was saved from his delirium and deathly illness by over the counter advil. Truly an alpha male among men.
Also, I wonder how often you can take those Advils before it starts damaging your body, with stuff like ibuprofen usually being limited to 3 times a day. Advil's site says to limit the Advil Migraine capsules to two capsules every 24 hours lmao
@@brianaarts7620 Yeah they mess with your organs (kidney function etc), which is why you're supposed to limit your intake..
Most people don't realise that pharmaceuticals are just as harmful (if not more so) long term, than the average party drug
Most medical professionals (outside the USA at least) will tell you to NEVER take a drug that wasn't specifically prescribed.. OTC Meds should be used rarely and sparingly, if ever
If you don't need to visit a Doctor; you can probably cope without the pills
If dsp never came back, life would go on as normal...we would just not have any new content to laugh at from him. There is PLENTY of old content from him to laugh at...so we don't need you Dave....AT ALL!!
the hundreds of TIHYDP videos are enough to laugh at him for the next 2 decades lol
The world did NOT wait for him to be born.
While Dave is the ultra-lolcow, there's plenty of others to watch disintegrate. Besides which I'd rather he Daniel Larsson'd and started "homeless adventures".
@@DrakeHunter324 Daniel Larson, KingCobra just to name a few.
Saying his groceries were “massively delayed” and going on to say “they were supposed to be here by 4 and they didn’t get there until almost 5!” Is just hilariously petty.
Haha yep. "ALMOST 5." So probably a few minutes after 4pm. How much you wanna bet he complained about that 'massive delay' to the store too?
What do u expected from a guy that thinks he should be tipped for a living…
But hold on, doesn't he spend his entire day off going for groceries....
Well considering that he had the time to put things in their places and only then make food it means that he had plenty of time!
@@angry_zergling Until he saw to leave feedback he had to call a number and then he backed down because human interaction is too stressful for Phil
its crazy how overwhelmed he is by every day tasks like putting groceries away that most people do autonomously.
He's a man child
And how the groceries being an hour late stressed him out.
It’s really amazing. I don’t think he’ll ever realize he’s a grown man and no one cares if you get a cold or your groceries came late or you had to cook. He’s the only human in history to experience cold/flu symptoms.
He referred to walking to the mailbox as 0busting his ass”
Looks like his "sickness" wasn't bad enough to prevent him from rearranging his background.
Or logging into WWEC...
The background decoration was outdated for a day DOOD. He needs to stay on the line for his family SNORT
On the contrary we were hoping he’d never be seen again
If someone just happened to come across DSP, they would think he was literally born in a lab a couple weeks ago. He makes the most mundane things sound like it’s the first time he’s ever experienced some activities and like it was some herculean task even though it’s just normal stuff everyone does all the time
Lmao his Dad was going to send the email but ended up leaving it in the "Drafts" is the greatest thing I've heard yet
He clicked send but his mouse dropped the input. I guess it runs in the family.
He saw Phil’s email was a just PayPal invoice so he marked it as spam
Dsp: I'm so glad my wife got sick while I'm getting better so I can take care of her, trolls can't live without me
(Proceed to stream ignore kat anyway.............if she's there)
Detractors:..........you sure showed us......such a caring guy
He's pure evil
Hahaha those pills in the ziplock bag is damning evidence of his illness, just like when he wrote down his bills on a scrap of paper with crayon, I'll bet those a actually gummy candies... 😂😂😂
Wait till he finds out that every so called “troll” prefers a world without him in it, myself included 😂😂
For someone who can't afford bills, he sure loves delivery.
I wonder if he tips them.
We all know when he says groceries, he really means some new restaurant on door dash
He could've taken this week to reflect upon himself and change for the better. But what's the first thing he does when he gets back: Drahmahhh!
Hasn’t worked a day in 15 years, proceeds to complain about having a normal cold
Major life events for DSP this week: Has a cold, dad replied a day late to his email, groceries were an hour late.
Who tf keeps pills in a bag other then junkies?
Remember DSP still clears over 100k a year and wants to make it appear he is living hand to mouth
Scopely gets most of that.
I doubt he's making that much anymore
The fact he needed to add the "its not your fault you didn't get my e-mail Phil" is what made that for me.
I love the similarities shared by lolcows. They're constantly at war with the trolls, yet claim to "own" the trolls. Every tiny inconvenience is a MASSIVE problem, because that's the scale their lives operate on. And no matter how many harsh lessons bite them in the ass, they never learn. Ever.
He still thinks the detractors are lolcows still.
"I delete it right away." Press x for doubt.
That head pressure is his last few brain cells trying to escape before the gin gets them
“Hang on a sec guys. I just realised the time. Kats been sleeping all day since she’s sick so I better go wake her up so she can make dinner”
He calls his parents once a week? So I guess we figured out what one of his day off “appointments” is
He STILL hasn't got a rona test? What the hell? I thought he cared about his family. Why would he not take precautions to keep them safe?
idk why Phil still tries so hard to say he doesn't care about what "da trawlz" have to say when he makes it pretty fucking obvious that he watches detractor khantent on the daily, he literally keeps up to date with it and admittedly so, and the funniest thing is that he himself brings up the newest detractor memes to his stream since his ego is too big for him to handle being trashed on the daily without responding to it lol
Poor guys groceries were late. Thats awful. I hate when my grocery delivery is late. Oh wait i dont get them delivered
Hold ahn I have to wake up the horse so she can make dinner duhuhuh
Dude is just fine and is racking in the $$$
“how do I reach these deeentz”!!
"They cant live without me"
We literally had a break. I think we all had a great time. He really thinks hes the only lolcow on the net people pay attention to
I wonder if he offered his wife a doctor?
(This is the part we tilt our heads back and laugh)
I thought he was gonna use his ‘delirium’ to excuse the fact that he asked people to donate on a stream that wasn’t happening. But he used it as an excuse for why he didn’t beg CLEARLY ENOUGH 😂😂😂
I’ve never seen Someone spend so much time trying to convince people how deathly sick they are. He even made sure to have his bag of medication IN A CLEAR BAG so no one can even tell what it is. He makes sure to cough and play it off
It does suck filing taxes and realizing you owe money. But luckily I’m an adult and save money in case this happens
A delicious, mouth-watering, extravagant, luxurious, EGG SANDWICH. DSP is a gastronomist of the highest order
Groceries delivered hour late my life is hard😭
poor guy, no one has it harder in life than phil. playing videogames for a living is very very difficult 😢😢😢😢
I need that money!!.. I really, really do..I need that money!!
You know "My life has been so tough! It always has been!" He acts like he has the worst cold in the world and this cold almost killed him. 😂
He did nothing wrong he did everything correct!
He really must have been delirious if he forgot to beg.
He's so tism and wierd about his schedule ofc he felt the need to Email his dad to explain why he missed his weekly phone apointment. Complete alien.
How kind of Phil’s father to email him back to remind him that it wasn’t his fault, and he did everything correct
Burnell family is a great example of the nuclear family
Phil is having his famous "brain swelling", remember that one?
Crazy how he can make it seem hectic and busy getting your groceries brought to your front door
There will ALWAYS be another lolcow the Detractors will move to mock if they truly are stuck in what Phil thinks is only hurting people as their purpose.
Everyone else will just move on.
He doesn't realize how Pointless he will will become when he kicks the bucket.
… who tf seasons eggs with anything but salt and pepper? WHAT?
I heard he quit halfway thru the stream i could be wrong but the trick worked I saw he had $200 in tips alone in the first 30 minutes. Pissed me off to no end. couldnt watch. thanks for this bro. sifting thru the first level of hell for us.
Who emails their parents?
Phil, you can’t live without your trolls. Without you, the world moves on. It don’t revolve around you.
He can’t handle a common cold? How does he live day to day… he makes it sounds like he’s lives thru some horrific stories! He should be awarded The Purple Heart.
I hope DSP heals up fast, I saw a video on boogie and became depressed. We should appreciate how good of a lol cow DSP is, serving high quality lols nonstop without being depressing
Wdym about boogie?
I heard people comparing boogie to dsp so I went to check on him; And yeah there's some similitudes but instead of being really funny boogie content is extremely depressing, someone made a documentary about him and the person making the documentary also got depressed. Atlus the Bookkeeper made a video about his thoughts on it. For example DSP wastes thousands of dollars on JPEGS in a stupid phone game, that's funny -Boogie spent all of his fortune on women for sexual favors while struggling with depression and suicidal thoughts -that's not as funny, he started doing this a bit after his wife divorced him when he started losing weight, he has been struggling his whole life with very real mental issues, etc. @@tylerlackey1175
@@tylerlackey1175his life is more sad than funny and a lot of the shitty things that happened weren’t in his control
Boogie has a bad case of terminally online. If he would not post absolutely everything he does in his private life he would not attract as many trolls. Like the fact he dates a woman 20+ years younger. I don't personally care but that's not something you should broadcast.
@@Lightspeedloser_ oh last I heard he was getting into drama for constantly posting his "neutral" opinions
Having groceries delivered when it's a ten minute drive? Give up on life, Phil.
He was delirious. 100 degree "fever" and he was delirious and didn't mean to beg. He still not sure what happened. Please tip.
Phil claiming he calls his parents once a week is a lie, and they can text because he told us about texting his dad.
He thinks his sinuses go around his brain
Geeez the way he describes and talks about food, makes you wonder why he didn't become a food blogger. He loves that way more than video games.
"thats not begging, thats advertisment" lmfao
I can’t live, if living is without you. I can’t give, I can’t give anymore.
People just need to stop donating to this dude to see what happens. Like don’t send this dude money.
The piggy got hunt down on the final match is so funny
Squeel little piggy squeel!!!!!
I love how he thinks everyone didn’t already know why he left the marathon stream open
He asked his dad for money, i bet
Who else he gonna ask 😂😂😂
Toxic narcissism
Y do i have a feeling he is preventing her from going to the doctor
🤢The Throat Clearing, The Coughing, The Snorting...
Who tf sits through that mess without demanding of
him to either mute the mic or at the very least turn the camera off so people don't
have to watch him blow his nose.
KEEP IN MIND, HE IS GETTING PAID TO BE DISGUSTING.
LMFAO, its 2023 and he send his dad an email to inform his sickness
this gotta be a joke
His dad probably sends him to the spam folder.
If it wasn't for detractor channels posting about this, I would have never known this mf was "sick" or something. I couldn't care less about his health. Gout boy, you are living in a dream, brother.
Who tf is emailing their parents??
Well if all of us were Doody, he'd be right.
Phil didn't even make enough to pay for the Soup and Bread he Doordashed, let alone what the money he missed out on, or even the groceries he ordered. He's EASILY down like $1-2k on just the day alone.
Imagine him waking Kat up just so she can make his phat-ass dinner. Ack Ack Ack
Sending emails to his parents……
Limited capacity in spirit pressure in the upper temple wtf is this guy talking about is he now a monk
Lol remember when he was streaming when PandaLee was sick and said "I need to wake her up so she can make dinner"
Can't call cos of fever and bursting headache. Can look at glowing screen to type up an email though.
IF YOU WENT AWAY, OUR JOB WOULD BE DONE! HOW DON'T YOU SEE THAT?
maybe his groceries were delayed because of the lack of tips
Phil also said his issue was "a bad cold" not even 24 hours after he said it could probably be COVID, without even getting tested for COVID.
This was a total nothingburger.
Who talks about Advil like that and who takes them out of the bottle and puts them into a bag? Looks like Adderall XR that Kat threw him out of her script. Google images of it - no Advil looks like that with the two tone orange o.O
Yeah he probably thought he was being slick putting them in a bag so no one could see the original container but if there just advil why put them in a baggie?
How does he gets cold since he never leaves the house. What a weird pig 😂😂
More like the other way around…
I’m guessing his nose candy is taking its toll on his nasal cavity
Of course he can still taste salt 😂
Oh the cameras on.
Phil.. it's other way around. YOU can't live without us.
he has such an inflated sense of self 😂
Phil can't go on a vacation with his "wife" because he has to stream constantly to make money.
Yet now he's been "sick" for several days and has all this money to spend on ordering groceries and doordash?🤔
Dsp is turning into cyraxx
"my sinuses are full of gunk"
This may be an ultra stupid thing what I'm about to say, but can't he just blow his nose??? Grab tissue, blow mucus, problem over?
Remember that phil has described himself as a mans man, but he's still crying about a common cold
Awwww he care about us 😂❤
We are banded together because YOU are the enemy. You Made us this way dood. You're the ultimate detractor. You keep giving us more of them DALY.
There is so much content of 🐷🐷🐷 stupidity that he could leave forever and detractors can use his old content and it be new to us!!! I've only watched the recent 2 seasons of Dark Syde Phlegm vs Detractor INC. 😂😂😂
the fact that he doesnt have his pantry stocked makes no fucking sense
6:38 LLMMMAAAOOO 😂😂😂😂😂 IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY
I know I was totally lost and had nothing to do while Phillis was MIA 😢😢😢
LOL Phil, you know the world does not revolve around you. There's plenty to see and do without you