Average Postal Maniac VS. Average Postal Pacifist
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Idea for the video stolen from that filipino balkans meme guy
Music:
Sean Terry - Improvised Explosive Device (and Android Ringtone Remix)
Postal 2 Gay Parade music
Sean Terry - Temporomandibular (and Laughing Baby Bubbling Remix)
Postal 2 Arcade music
Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (and Postal 2 - Map Muzak)
Since y'all asked, I made an "extended version" of the last mashup from the video
ruclips.net/video/2sY-Ir4ZRB0/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/nYM7POTD0HQ/видео.html (and thats the arab funny mashup)
I could also post a full version of that arab funny laughing baby mashup if y'all want
@@a.keeper Please do, it would make my job a lot easier
@@ChadScript done
@@a.keeper much obliged.
Please release the extended version of the Improvised Explosive Device x Android Remix with no bruhs, I beg you
For some reason I didn't realize I could use the tazer as a non-lethal weapon, so I have beaten the entire game with 0 kills by sprinting whilst violently pissing in people's faces
Not even based, pseudo-based or cringe, just toilet humour
@@a.keeper virgin pacifist run vs chad pee pee poomer run.
Honestly, that's kind of worse than just shooting them.
"violently pissing" makes me laugh
@@bogney Bruh same, I’m just imagining some guy with his pants down furiously screaming while he pees at a bunch of people trying to shoot at him Austin Powers style.
I tend to play balanced. I don't go out of my way to ruin someone's day but *I don't negotiate with terrorists.*
Pseudo-based but righteous
Lawful Neutral
fair enough
So what your saying is your not a Chad Pacifist or a Virgin Maniac so that would make you a Sigma Anti-Hero
@@a.keeper bruh this dude handing out status cards
The police uniform makes it so much easier for pacifist runs on the They Hate Me difficulty. The police department does not fuck around when one of them is being shot at.
Sigma pacifist rule #18: Pretend to be a law enforcement officer to get everything you could ever need in life
The gimp suit is also very helpful, the civilians will taunt you instead of attacking. Only downside with cop uniform is the ghetto part where people open fire at you, when wearing the uniform
@@hello_there571 so what you're saying is that a tight-fitting leather suit is more useful than a police uniform?
@@unoriginalperson72 yes
@@unoriginalperson72 government hire this man
ngl going pacifist is really really hard, it's just very hard as an average postal maniac to resist going postal. My respect goes out to postal pacifist run enjoyers.
i did it, but well i killed dog and didnt noticed it untill end so, that wasnt full pacifist
jc denton cat
jc denton cat
@@shiori00 Frank Horrigan from Fallout 2
@@ils4844 Indeed. But with the Sneed hat
@@shiori00 Horrigan's Enclave and Oil rigs
Formerly US president's
"I'm a pacifist, but I will break into your home and steal everything you own, so I can be a better pacifist."
i hate when people ask me
"what are you doing in my house"
I'm stealing you belongings so i can buy milk, stop asking me so feeble questions
@@astro2121 "I need your Kevlar vest to get some steak"
@@federalcasemaker > Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves
Based
"you cops don't get it, the US healthcare system is *huffs health pipe* so messed up that I needed to break into this bank 5 days in a row to *eats 30 donuts* afford my "medical bills" *smokes a can of catnip and runs away*"
After playing as a Pacifist I realized that the Dude is the only sane man in that shithole of a town.
Based and pacifist pilled
I played the postal 2 on postal difficulty and full pacifist.
I regret nothing.
@@Mazaroth How do you kill the final boss?
@@luchoaventuras7820 I meant the "Postal 2" mode, you cannot do full pacifist run on the apocalypse weekend due to having to kill Mike J and thus you cannot do the pacifist run on "Week in paradise" mode.
But you can play through the Paradise lost DLC completely pacifist and i've done that, but you need the beanbag gun on the final boss.
I'm pretty sure that was the point of Paradise Lost actually
This meme made me do pacifist. I was successful.
I did regular and paradise lost pacifist, even didn’t have to use any health pipes to remain pure, but next time I will since I managed to find so many, although I some guy sped run paradise pacifist impossible so mad props, maybe sometime I’ll try on a harder mode since it was normal
Based
Fun fact: pacifist is faster than manic when I played manic it took me 7 hours pacifist took me 1 hour
@@cream3899 that’s actually incredible, manic is one of the harder modes I believe right?
@@OogalaMilo no I meant killing every one
i love how despite doing a pacifist playthrough you still chose to rob the milk and go out through the terror ladies instead of just waiting in line and paying for the milk
But I didn't kill anyone, did I?
@@a.keeper the feelings of the cashier by stealing his milk
@@tonyshum5569 not a human being, still a pacifist
To be fair, who the fuck would want to give actual terrorists their hard earned money?
@@nonxeroxpossibility in comparison would you prefer being shot by them?
Im sort of chaotic evil in these playthroughs. Always pissing, stunning making people vomit. But not killing. Im kind of like a Batman if You think about it.
Pseudo-based but toilet humour
I'd love a Batman that just runs around pissing on thugs
Nono, that's chaotic neutral
Nah, maybe lawful evil, true neutral, or neutral evil because you do have a personal code that you don't break
sounds exactly like a batman, yup
Yeah causing a massacre is cool but valuing the life of other fellow pedestrians and ensuring their safety as you go on with your day is kinda cooler in my humble opinion.
I kept waiting for a punchline but when there wasn't one I, uh, almost choked on my soda anyway.
Not gonna lie, kind of cringe dude
omg I have to be such a moron not only in real life but also in games lmao
Yeah that's pretty based
For fun you go for genocide. For challenge you go for pacifist.
"Trust me! Killing every breathing being is crucial to beat the game"
~ average Postal 2 maniac
That’s me in every video game ever
That's me killing even the cats and dogs
It may not be crucial in order to beat the game but it is crucial to play like a maniac to get the full game experience!
Even weak can take someone's life. But it takes real strength to spare it.
well yeah but on the other hand... i just got this really cool antrax launcher.
@@zoltanz288 how does one *launch* anthrax
@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 Hopefully, very far away
@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308you call it launching anthrax, he calls it "a bit of tomfoolery"
Counterpoint: overpowered double barrell shotgun.
I should actually try a pacifist run sometime.
if u don`t have 100% achievements till now then your life definitely went wrong
At the end of the game, on the statistics screen they say "Thanks for playing, Jesus." Or something along those lines.
@@Skynet5885 Oh that's nice.
outside of the memes, dont do it unless you fucking hate yourself.
@@gabbo7101 you should play pacifist if you love yourself and others
Going pacifist on Postal 2 Is the equivalent of not commiting any crimes and drive normally In GTA.
It's a test of endurance to see how long it takes for you to descent into your old ways.
it takes even shorter if youre riding on a motorcycle, because all it takes for a "random car" in San Andreas to blow up is me getting crashed into by some ped
Really?
Boring.
It’s not a test if you’re doing the speedrun achievement at the same time and you could really give a damn about killing anyone.
The hardest part about killing people in Postal 2 is deciding how you're gonna do it.
Same in Dishonored.
I remember thinking I wouldn’t be too violent when I played, then about five minutes later I was carving policemen like pumpkins because they saw me 360 piss on a dude from the highest building I could find
"360 piss on a dude from the highest building"
People like you make me realize just how uncreative and boring I am. Why didn't I ever do this? xD
@@velocilevon It's also incredibly fun to try speedrunning a pissing spree. What I find to be the most effective way is to get into the new game+ mode and use the shovel to propel myself backwards like you see Half Life speedrunners do
I remember trying to make a "super bomb" by dropping all of my molotovs, grenades, canisters in one spot and then shooting a rocket at them.
@@ВашеДоверие Did it work?
@@ambiintro7110 kinda? Not really.
imagine not getting one "Thank you for playing, Jesus" at the end of your playthrough. Couldn't be me
Wait thats pacifist only?
@@jamsya493 yes. Can't kill a single soul.
@@Firewall37 oh nice i had that message at my last play through i thought it was for everything not just pacifist
to this day, beating postal 2 as a pacifist in less than an hour is still my proudest achievement
Ah that’s nice
play the game however you wanna play it, that’s the real chad path
ok
“I do not enjoy killing, but when done righteously it’s a chore. Just like any other.”
That’s how I play postal 2.
Sure.
"We can't expect God to do all the work."
@@arelr6822 You wouldn’t dare suggest Warmommy kills everyone indiscriminately?
Because, I didn’t. Until I got the machete and double barreled shot gun, that’s when things went south.
Bless your soul
When I play postal 2 I always ask myself "Why would I take the life of others when they're already killing each other?"
because its fun.
@@zoltanz288 and if I don't do it someone else will so it might as well be me
Pacifist runs in games always gotta take more skill and dedication, thus it's the Chad way of playing.
Unless it's undertale or deltarune
and they are typically less fun
@@gabbo7101 Ever tryied a no kill run on MGS3?
Extremely entertaining
@@sgoc9499 it feels even better when it's on european extreme mode
@@asincereman5297 Yeah, i've played about halfway through MGS3 european Extreme no kill, and it's fantastic. I've also been playing MGSV mostly without killing, and i have been thinking of doing MG1 the same way (because there is a way to stun enemies in that one, so i could give it a go)
If there one word or two I could use to describe the character of Postal Dude is that he is a "blank canvas".
How the postal dude is is all up to the player. His personality, his actions, his intentions, his tendencies, it is all defined by the players choices. Very rarely does Postal Dude do anything due to the writers and programmers themselves, if anything, he would do stuff himself just because of the story because believe it or not there is a story. Asides from what he does in story that is out of the player's control, you (the player) have the freedom to mold your own version of the Postal Dude to your heart's content.
Are you a psychopath and you just want to kill everybody? Postal Dude can be that. Are you a calm and reasonable person who wants to be all civilized, patient, and peaceful? Postal Dude can be that too. Are you a mixture of both perhaps? Do you have a little bit of a dark side, but at the same time you are a calm and reasonable person at times? Postal Dude can totally be that.
Like I said, "blank canvas". I think that's the beauty and the charm of the Postal games (after 1/redux obviously) and the Postal Dude himself. You can be whatever you want, and there is nothing that can restrict you from being that. Only your imagination. He is, like I keep saying, a blank canvas for gamers to express themselves and show their true gaming nature. It's honestly pretty fascinating it you take a minute to think about it.
Postal Dude and the Postal games deserve a little more recognition and respect for that.
holy fuck dude this is a meme
@@a.keeper Yeah I know. I have a tendency to sometimes look a bit deep into the meaning of things. Even when "It's not that deep (bro)".
Average philosophy essay chad vs average "tHis Is JuSt a MEmE BrO" virgin
@@unsubtract Yes. You can say something like that.
There should be like a sort of classification for the type of protagonist that allows themselves to be molded by the player's actions. I would call them how I called the postal dude, The Blank Canvas type. The type of protagonist that can be whatever the player chooses that protagonist to be. Yes.
@@ultra.based.27based mental ascension chad learning new lessons in everything vs "its just maymay" virgin
Someone managed to do Paradise Lost on Impossible Mode WITHOUT KILLING ANYONE!!
Gigachad
Link?
I wanna see, I'm VERY curious
Ive done some runs on they hate me and hestonworld but never on impossible. Can you provide a link im very curious on how they did it?
“The system may be flawed, but I do it because I care!” -the Dude
this is awesome
The man is finally here
my man hello
'Assumed gameplay' fan VS 'Cannonical playstyle' enjoyer
anybody who doesn’t play in a canonical fashion is boring, but it did make postal redux make me feel gross
Playing postal as a good guy and only killing bad guys is actually more interesting than slaughtering everything in your way
True Courage Is About Knowing Not When To Take A Life But When To Spare One
Postal 2 Pacifist players be like : I have to get milk from the store nonviolently? Splendid.
Well, you can still steal it and not hurt anyone except Habib's profits
Playing pacifist is honestly really fun.
Also, it taught me some stuff about the game i didn't really know, you know?
like how annoying the NPCs are if you don't chop their head off?
That's actually boring, it's like playing tennis withouth the ball
@@SuperSoylalechetotally true.
The goal of postal 2 isnt just to complete your errands but to complete them while remaining uncorrupted by the insanity of paradise
Postal was Undertale before Undertale was
Postal is like undertale but based
Running With Scissors doing what toby fox did but better and 12 years earlier
He should eat his heart out and then burry it, because the earth is hungry.
Lol yea
Pacifist Playthroughs are the ultimate test of forgiveness and fortitude, I learnt more about myself than Postal during my playthrough, I became a better man all thanks to Vince Dezi's funny meth game.
From now on postal 2 should always be called Vince Dezi's funny meth game
my runs consist of: "did this person shoot at me?" No "then i continue on with my day
This person is actively trying to kill me: "okay, i'm defending myself now. you made your mistake"
True, but damn is it satisfying headshotting every enemy in the room
Call the mental hospital, we've got a maniac here
@@a.keeper HAHA WHAT???????? LOLOLOLOL I AM COMPLETELY MENTALLY STABLE HAHA I DON'T PLAY POSTAL AND I DON'T USE THE SCISSORS TO CUT LIMBS OFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM NOT GOING BACK THERE
@@carcinoGetenicist You are going back you Postal 1 fan
Fun fact: chopping off limbs doesn't count to your kill count so you can finally feel like Obi-Wan in episode III
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, RANDOM GUY WHO PULLED OUT AN RPG ON ME!
I need a full version of that gotye remix
God yes
"Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know - Trap by VelvetCasca"
@@ThierryPeek no I mean the one in this video that's a mashup of that and the postal 2 map music
@@uppishcub1617 oh, I had the audio too low so thought it was the normal remix, my bad
Anyway, the guy apparently already released it: ruclips.net/video/2sY-Ir4ZRB0/видео.html (or check the pinned comment if you're scared of getting gnomed)
100% productive gamer member of society and examplar citizen of a uprising civilization confirmed
"Postal 2 is only as violent as you are." Dang
I actually wrote an entire work in university about playing Postal 2 as a pacifist and as an murderer who kills everyone. I got a B+
Can you send if you can find it or remember how it went
I'd love to read that mate
Link to paper
*tsk tsk*
Right here.
POST it.
@@fluffypinkpandas It's completely in german, I don't know if thats really useful for most of you :D
@@zamas4884 i actually speak a bit of german
When it's a maniac it's the world vs. you but when you're pacifist it's you vs. the world
As a Postal 2 maniac, I can say it's accurate
There's nothing violent about solving the problem of long, tedious lines with my urine
0:15 WHY DOES BABY LAUGHING REMIX FIT SO WELL TO THAT TRACK LMAO
"that guy just walked pass me and acted like nothing happened even tho i shot him 7 times" later
"why yall put me in an asylum?!"
Killing people in Postal 2: 🤓
Killing people in Postal 1: 🗿
Killing people in Postal 3: An unexpected error has occured and Windows needs to restart
I regret nothing.
I bought the game a few days ago and I went straight for pacifist and i completed the game without killing anyone.
man for a game that's all piss and shit jokes it really do have some deep lore
Pacifist players trying to play above "they hate me" difficulty:
Glad to see some appreciation for the postal pacifist runs, some of those achievements took forever to get 100%
pacifist run was easy, but postal difficulty was tough.
The fact that there is a new Postal Run added too Postal 4: No Regerts called Roadhouse which is done by only kicking doors open and kicking people and bosses to death.
Can we appreciate how this man walked backwards to perfect that Patrick Bateman scene?
The wretched residents of paradise when the indomitable spirit of the W key *w* alks in
ok thats actually a funny comment, haven't seen those in a while here
Man, imagine playing Postal 2 on Impossible, and doing pacifist?
Yeah that's me, please don't try this, or you will be the main protagonist of Postal 5, coming soon.
Размовлялька... Я узнаю ее из тысячи, миллионов...
remember kids we do not negotiate with terrorists
remember kids, postal fans are unfunny
you wish
THIS CANT BE GOOD FOR ME BUT I FEEL GREAT
This video would be unintelligible 50 years ago
It still is to me
On Insane-o it's hard to resist not starting a shootout when half the npc'c have napalm and rocket launchers
1st run: Self defense only
2nd run: Pacifist
3rd run: Pacifist
4th run: Pacifist
5th run: You guessed it, pacifist
Chad. Overcame the primal need for violence, became pure
I only kill when I need to kill, soo im a sociopath?
Pseudo-based
Basically Apocalypse Weekend since it’s a hallway shooter
Postal dude is the reason I wear sunglasses
This is a kinda dumb reason I think
damn that somebody that i used to know map muzak mashup is a banger
When postal dude becomes postal man
Basically Undertale if it was a good game
Pacificist is to earn the certified chad card, maniac is to just mess around and have fun after.
Being pacifist is also funny, like, everything is going to shit but the postal dude don't cares
All I need is a petition and a whole lotta piss to have a good time in postal
So, since I played the weekend first thing in the game, i thought you had to do it violent, good to know it's only the weekend, the rest can be made in pacifist
Funny how we become righteus and moral when playing postal, but go absolutely insane when playing spongebob games and minecraft
People debating about how to play a game instead of just enjoying it.
Most of it is ironic, atleast it was when I uploaded it
@@a.keeper I think it still is ironic, but it's just funny to me that people will legit argue about it, like the whole "Legion VS NCR" that Fallout: New Vegas has going on.
@@oodie6284 as long as people will have opinions, things like such are to be expected
Listen sometimes self-defense is necessary.
That said, the guy inflating the toilet paper prices in the apocalypse everytime I came back with enough cash had it coming
whenever i play postal i play it on "hanging by a string" mode. i do everything as normal as possible but the second something causes me to need to kill, i just give up and play the rest of the day violent then restart the next day
the catch is that some of the people play it like a normal FPS, mostly cs, cod, doom and other fps.
the only reason I failed Pacifist was because I didn't know shooting cats *from* the shotgun counted as killing, and after the body count screen in the end, I said "screw it" and gave up on Pacifist forever. I suppose it's my fault, I went for the entire Week run, and Apocalypse Weekend is just a pain like that, shouldn't have tried to spice things up and just stuck with the plan
Why would you need to fire a shotgun in a pacifist run anyways?
If it's any better, just put the thing on Liebermode for the achievment.
@@elcobra98 to kill the cows and zombies. they're required to kill in order to advance the story
@@40088922 I don't think you get the Steam achievement for playing A Week in Paradise, unless this was a challenge run. You only need Monday to Friday.
@@DuckieMcduck I was doing it for a personal achievement. that was my very first P2 playthrough and I wanted to do it with style
People that don't know Postal lore: Postal dude is a sociopath and thus cHa0tIK EVIL!!!11
vs
People that know Postal lore: Postal dude is a sociopath and thus he only wants to get his shit done and get back home
I always do pacifist in postal 2 because:
1. it makes the game so much easier
2. I'm just too much of a softie to kill civilians, even in a game. (hell, one time I accidentally killed someone in skyrim and felt so bad I reloaded my save file so he could live)
When you "go postal" in Postal 2, you are the insane man.
But when you play nice in Postal 2, you realize how fucked up Paradise City is.
I swear, I am a Postal 2 Pacifist, my finger just slipped 59,427.99 times!
i just run around spamming the machete while doing crack
both are chad
the amount of sanity and patience is required to play postal 2 on pacifist is nuts
Do you have link to that postal gigachad please ?
imgur.com/a/QbLvTyl
Don't forget Murder Dude's rampant cra- er, 'health' pipe addiction from having so many bullet piercings
Congrats, another comment here just to tell you that you made me play pacifist. It was goddamn hilarious so far. Made a decision to choose very hard and not heston world but it seems too easy
I try and be a good, standing citizen but only my weapon understands me.
I play in Insane-O, everyone is just as armed as me, so it's always a fair fight.
people who kill everyone when playing postal 1: *screaming background*
I will admit playing Postal 2 or 4 completely pacifist requires a level of patience and dedication i will never have. So I'll stick with murdering all the NPC's and pissing on everything for the giggles
it's just pictures in a game, and chopping humanoid objects to bits is funny as hell
this looks fun. just running around not caring that someone is shoting at you
I need that image at the end, it's perfection
"As long as theres two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead" -unknown philosopher ~1960s
This is why postal 2 is one of the best games up there
Admit that when you first played, you were all right and left.
all right? all left? I just wanna gri- piss on people for god's sake
that meme is such a classic (also its been 3 years and im still waiting on the postal whatsapp drip extended mix)
The wait shall remain eternal
In my defence for killing everyone:
Playing on Postal/Impossible Difficulty
and no I wont attempt to Pacifist it on that Difficulty
my defence for killing everyone:
"...it was fun?"