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- Published on Mar 14, 2026
- Mario Galaxy 2 but I made a new pet for us to all play with
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And thank you to Noteblock for editing these beautiful fish
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Fail pls record the show please man not every one gets to see it and we would be thankful T^T
Would I could fail, would if I could.
Like what ya did back then and recorded a show and the mii chaos
@failboat I can't *sob* unless I can climb out my window,bring 2 potions invisible and visible....then drink the invisible potion and when i go the the gameshow then d4ink my visble potion and not get caught!!
wholy crap im here early
Ideas seen in the comments:
-A hamster that will try to die every 5 minutes in the most insane possible ways
-A parrot that occasionally mimics sounds
-A rhino that occasionally charges at the stream elements and knocks them down
-A squid that inks the screen sometimes and gets in fights with an octopus
-A rabbit that thumps every-time failboat speaks
-A platypus that lays an egg each death which hatches into a random mammal
-An elephant that slowly grows and the goal is to try not to address it
-A guinea pig that squeaks when food is mentioned
-A spider that produces webs on the stream
-A tortoise that is like the dog but at 0.1x the speed
-A giraffe that can only take images with “long” in them
-A monkey that takes random words from chat and builds sentences off them
-A rat that fetches images and shuffles stream elements around
-A bear that occasionally cycles to different bear images
-A crocodile that slowly eats the stream but each level beat resets them
-A hawk that occasionally catches food to eat but sometimes takes away the chat
-A racoon that scatters images from failboats computer everywhere
-A goat that shuffles stream elements to random positions
-A leopard gecko you just never see
-A dinosaur that roars, brings up fossil images and recreates the extinction event when an explosion happens
-A python that tells mediocre jokes (because it was coded in python)
-A bird that randomly screams
-A whale that covers the screen sometimes to eat krill
-A rabbit that multiplies overtime
-A kangaroo that when left unattended tries to drown chat
-A bull that is occasionally slain by Gilgamesh
-A koala that plays honkai star rail
The second to last one is just Splatoon
@inkyinkfrfr A guinea pig that squeaks loudly when it hears certain words (like lettuce or carrots)
elephant that starts at one pixel but steadily grows larger. Failboat pretends nothing is there until chat talks about it nonstop and eventually it takes up too much of the screen and he's forced to acknowledge the elephant in the stream
@Platitudinous9000 that sounds like something Failboat would unironically do for a video
I want him to program a Luigi
''the fish goes to a different school'' brilliant, fucking brilliant pun
OMG. I can't believe I didn't pick up on that. That's so freaking good!
Can someone explain, please? English is not my native language but I am interested
@alisuslol okay so first, school can mean either a place you go to learn, or a group of fish, and 'yeah i know them but they don't go to my school' is a common bit in the pop culture where you're lying about the 'they' existing
@KerryBeesleyOh my god that is a brilliant pun😭 Thank you so much for explaining!
Well I got the fish and the school part but it took me a second to realize the fish didn’t exist
bros making an entire ass zoo atp 😭
I made a employe for my zoo
That’s what I said lol
FR bro 😂😂
excited for the video in like 1-2 years where the idea is to take a trip to "the zoo" and you get a random animal every 30 seconds
My favorite zoo has a dog, a cat, a photo copier and someone's grandma
nice video. needs more fish yaoi
Ah yes, such an insightful observation from the leader of the Vernation
Hello
HOW HAS NOBODY FOUND THIS YET!?
Fish
Next make a hamster, the gimmick? It won’t stay alive for 5 minutes
That's evil 💔
It’ll crash every 5 minutes and he has to fix it 😭
Every 5 minutes it’s personality is changed randomly
Lol
It keeps trying to kill itself in strange ways throughout the video
“THE IDEA IS SIMPLE. I created a zoo by adding EVERY SINGLE STREAM COMPANION.
Kin
The cat
The Fish
The pet rock
The lemon
Pearlbot
Pinky
Printy
Grandma
The car
Pikmin chatty
Bloom
(I’m sure there’s more I can’t think of off the top of my head)
EVERYONE!!!
…please let this be a future video
Daniel's computer sweating at the sheer amount of python scripts running at once
I really want this to happen, but what if we waited? Failboat keeps making new gimmicks, and the more he makes, the more chaotic it'll be when he unleashes them all at once.
Don't forget chatty themselves
And the luma
The lesbian eagle
Then one big finale where all the stream companions are performing their gimmicks in one stream, so its just a bunch of chaos.
The fact that once he called Peter sickly he INSTANTLY died
The two demonic screams followed by Dan's face of terror absolutely obliterated me. Asthma gods please have mercy on me for laughing so much.
That being followed by the fish Yuri I somehow forgot about until that point brought it home
Same
YOU, ME, GAS STATION.
WHAT ARE WE HAVING FOR DINNER?
SUSHI OF COURSE!
WUHOH!
THERE WAS A ROOFIE IN OUR GAS STATION SUSHI.
WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER.
WE’RE SURROUNDED BY FISH.
FREAKY FISH.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
FISH
The stench draws in a bear
what are we gonna do? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT
Bear fight, bare handed, bare naked? Oh yes please!
FISH ORGY!
THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT!
BEAR FIGHT?
BEAR HANDED?
BARE.. NAKED?!
OH, YES PLEASE!
5:25 "Can we name the fish Carl, named after my uncle Darry?"
For Carl 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥
"CARLfish?"
"Oh no, did I say Carlfish?"
"Sup guys. I'm Carl, that's also Carl."
@Ois-m7y I LOVE That I Know That Reference!
@Ois-m7y "sup I'm carl thats carl" "ahh" "thats also carl
Same energy of Oscar the Grouch saying he was named after his uncle Phillip
Failboat out here speedrunning becoming a god by programming literal live into his coded creations
HE HAS RETURNED
sup justin y hows your day
Sup dude
Why are you everywhere, even in places I wouldn't expect
YOU
first a Grandmother, then a Dog, then a Cat and now a Fish, even a lemon, what have you turned your steams into
dont forget the rock
Printer
@ninjaneb1Oh god, not the printer
@ninjaneb1that was not a being that was a demon that escaped from the deepest layer of hell
Don't forget kirby's brain!
For those curious: You can train multiple aquarium fish species to do tricks. Some, like oscars, like being pet. Also most fish live for multiple years, goldfish can live 10+ but nobody does the research and kills them off because they thought fish are easy
Also, also, aren't bowls and bags really bad for their health or something?
the fish I had learned to recognize me at least, as well as the sound of me opening the food door. rip my tetra squad, one of you might have been a lich
19:38 Nope, still not giving you that vouch. I value my job too much.
18:55 yes, I am the PetSmart employee.
Hello 👋
Oh dang cool
Nice
LET'S GO HE MADE A GIRAFFE
nah its not good
Now he needs to get it to burn.
25:16 i have a friend who has a habit of sticking "hot single salmons of indeterminate gender in your area" stickers on the bus stop shelters near his home and this reminded me of that
omg I need one of those
@daymuntaku6590 he makes them himself out of printable sticker paper. i cant find the original image he uses but i found a picture of one of them stuck on a bus stop sign:
8upload.com/image/b320159f1944f467/hotsinglesalmons.jpg
if i can find the original file i'll link that too
you know what that means!
*F I S H*
F I S H !
F I S H !
F I S H
F I S C H
F I S H
"If i had a little snack right now..." *"god i'm so hungry meter appears"*
15:50 That was my donation message! It was my fist time doing it and I'm so happy that Failboat turned it into a fish! Golden fish is my favourite! :D
Aawww Good For You!!! :333
28:20 the face of actual horror
DO YOU BLAME HIM?!
I was waiting for someone to point that out 😭
I read the comment before I saw the face, I think it made it so much funnier
My same reaction tho 😰
Bro Went Too Deep Down And Saw Cathulu...AND ALSO WHY WAS THE FISH GETTING SHOT UP???
THIS IS A CERTIFIED *FISH* MOMENT
I love how we had an actual petsmart employee in chat to witness Dan's chaotic fish tank shenanigans
The editing made this an absolute gem to watch. Thx Noteblock
It was absolutely horrific to watch 😅
@alanad625 xD hey alana
9:41 I once had a sea monkey that didn’t die instantly and lived for like 3 months and had to watch as all his friends passed away in like a week 😭
Dan!! Don't EVER drink water after eating fish because then the fish will go blblblblblblblblbl in your stomach!!!
One fish, Two fish.
Dead fish, New fish.
"the idea is NOT simple" sent shivers down my spine
16:03 cant believe this pun went completely unnoticed
failboat finally collects the first star at 9:46
@mechameme681 and 7 dead fish later
And seven dead fish later
And 7 (seven) dead fish later.
and seven dead fish later
1:50 There’s nothing there😂 great joke!
@Finale-z3g can’t believe there’s Nothing There
@Donindex hello?
@Woodstock-d2r goodbye
@Donindexyou have received a voicemail
@Donindex I heard my local pet store has a pretty *Big Bird*
I really like the idea of these fish being in Dan's stomach, and when he uses his hand to get rid of them, he just shoves his hand down his throat. I also like to thing he just ate the entirety of Hatsune Miku lol.
10:03 Us donating a fish to Blathers in Animal Crossing
The first one freaked chat and failboat out so much
I love how he launches it with the newest input being "this is morally wrong" and is surprised when he doesn't get fish.
On the next stream, Failboat progamms a platypus who lays eggs that hatch into different mammals every time he dies
7:01
What in hell is "earless pixie scream"? Why is it earless?
Okay, but seriously, how the frick have you never owned a fish. You’ve never had the experience of your mom getting you a fish, you trying to take care of it responsibly, and then it jumping out of its tank on its own, as you wake up wondering where your fish went, and then your parents breaking the news to you telling you the fish basically “deathed itself” and we’re not getting more fish? No? Just me? Okay then.
...So your fish committed suicide? That's... Interesting
My sister got 12 herbivorous fish. They ate each other?
Poor you
A friend of mine once had two fishes, one was carnivorous.
I had 2 fish. The first one swam into the filter, idk if it was on purpose or not, and the second one jumped out of the bowl. My brother got 2 fish like 5 or 6 years later and one lived for 2 years and the other lived for 3 years. I think fish just hate me lol
23:03 lmao its actually dead fish at the end if you look closely
0:11 The idea is simple: you know what that means, F I S H
IT'S THE FISH HAT AGAIN!!!
The stench drives in a bear.
@Timeless1x1x1x1what are we going to do? We’re going to fight it.
@Alton-k7e bear fight
Bear handed
Bear… naked???
You should make chat a Parrot to talk though next
Actually devastated by the loss of Lima Bean
16:31 WOAH THERE
This part fucking sent me
Fish yaoi
16:31 THEY KISSED!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣
I’m so glad I named the fish Foot Fungus
15:57 super fish
Super saiyan
Super girlfriend who goes to another school
Super dad that works at nintendo
Super gayness
And super dad that could beat up your dad
Dude stop before you make it less funny
This was made 3 weeks ago
And now youre making a reply about it?
Nobody had a problem with it until now
Everything comes full circle
19:43 "Chicago" Brother in christ that is the Modesto California Petsmart (Fr, look it up, it is)
WE HAVE BEEN LIED TO BY BOTH THE EMPLOYEE AND FATHER, I SAY WE RIOT
The fact you know which exact PetSmart that is is insane 😂
That's not even the store I work at. (Not that I’m telling lol so, I technically never lied since I never specified.)
Went to the aquarium a few weeks ago when my family was visiting. There was a couple that kept pace with us through most of it. One of them kept pulling out a tech deck. What are the odds that that ever became relevant.
Failboat. Something else is about a fish is that they can have no eyes. They are called a fsh.
He going to have a whole zoo by episode 8
3:15 i know it’s a the amazing world of gumball refrence i just can’t prove it
SWING LOOOOOOW
That was me btw and also SWING LOWWWWW
@Gadooshed SWEET CHAAAARIOOOOOT 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
BARREL EYED FISH SPOTTED INSTANT 10/10!!
Hello chat today’s gimmick is that I programmed a bird its gimmick is it flies around and poops on the screen
7:53 bro is not convincing me, i think he did those things
0:58 one insult from chat and he's dead, is chat secretly a multi-solar system level threat?
Is that really a secret?
Cuphead death sound
Program a rat that has the fetch ability but every so often it moves stream elements around with it's little rat hands.
The rat will randomly infect the stream with rabies.
and chat
25:17 HEY HEY HEY LOCAL [Fesh] DO YOU WANT A [1 for 2 deals]!? WELL I HAVE A SPECIL [[DEALS DEALS DEALS!]. GET FISH!
Now’s your chance to be a [[Fish]]
I'm FailBoat L. Danno!
21:04 Thats... thats no fish... thats a blood god or smt
@DarkAura993 IRON LUNG FIS
This has been the first video I’ve seen where I’ve had to put down the phone cuz I couldn’t stop laughing
I like how when he got “otherworldly fish” he just pulled out a barreleye fish, which like fair enough but still.
14:27 absolute cinema
I laughed so hard
I literally just threw up because I wish I was laughing
13:24 POV: The video you’re watching when you’re mom walks in
I love how after the fish dies “death by glamor” starts playing lol😂 24:12
DAN
THERES FISH ON SALE AT THE NEXT GALAXY
fish on sale at this hour? how convenient
Idea for one of these animals, a dinosaur that occasionally roars, shows you random fossils, or put a bunch of explosion effects on your screen as if it were being extinct and it actually ties into an ingame event (if a bob-omb explodes, fire of any kind, or Kirby throwing a bomb or something)
Fun Fact: My friend got banned from Petsmart because she kept buying fish and they kept dying. She got 8 fish in the span of a month and every time it died she went right back.
Makes sense, she's doing something very very wrong and not bothering to learn what
0:54 seems the bard in chat used vicious mockery on Filter
If we're doing pets again, next time we need lizard. Specifically Leopard Gecko, since that's one of the more common pets. The gimmick is you'll never see it.
21:06 IRON LUNG MENTIONED
The way my brain just activated
YAS
F I S H
as a fish owner, this is horribly unrealistic, fish are genuinely extremely high maintence, you should have coded water changes, parameter testing, cohabitation considerations, temp control, tank size, diet plans, water filters, disease control, fish population, algae growth, fish acclimation, plants, substrate, and hiding zones for the fish.
That why they’re all dying :€)
New gimmick: a literal demon
The more viewers he has the more effective their ritual becomes, a cult symbol glowing brighter and the stream becoming possessed, jumpscaring and other such scary things
@zackman5927 or wilk be a greedy bastard and ask for stream elements, it's like the printer, but asks for stuff when good events are detected
You mean the printer
@nateminnick yeah, that's what i literally just said
14:19 Peter reached escape velocity
I just watched the dog and cat video yesterday, so glad the trilogy is complete!!
25:22 SPAMTO G SPAMTON LOCATED
@ryankonen3823 now’s your chance to be a [BIG FISH]!!
Now's your chance to be a big shot be a big be a big be a big shot now's your chance to be a big t
Fish
dear god, he’s made another one of the typical childhood pets, the trifecta is almost complete, and so will be the family
12:42 I swear if you pull up a Goldfish™…
He made a grandma, a dog, a cat, a rock, and now this? Next he's gonna make a stick
0:06 "So close, sweetie" that was adorable 🥺
Splatoon showing up for the keyword "Fish yuri" is so real
Don’t let the gimmick distract you from the fact that roughly 30 minutes of the stream were spent in Starshine Beach Galaxy.
So just to be clear, you have a perfect dog, a sandwich shop hating cat, a dementia riddled grandma, a demonic printer, and multiple fish that die in 10 seconds 😂
21:11 most likely the ones you pushed out the tank
When I saw this notification I unironically gasped and then said "He made a fish" no other RUclipsr can do that
1:20
Robots in the year 100225 Wondering what life on earth did
I wanna go to a pool and flop around and pretend to be a dead fish now
What do fish do? Beat Elden Ring and expose bank details, why would you think otherwise?
Rest in peace.
He’s gonna make every animal in the animal kingdom at this point
HELL YEAH THIS IS THE EARLIEST I’VE EVER BEEN TO A VIDEO
Me too
Definition of “SWING LOO, SWEET CHARIOT.”
14:45 My favorite part (so far while watching)
failboat covers his screen in dead fish, the stream
you know what that means!
FISH
FISH!
🐟
@ThemeofCancer fish orgy!
THE IDEA IS SIMPLE!
THE OLD THUMBNAIL WAS GOATED DAN
6:51 is that jotaro from the capcom jojo fighting game
We're gonna have a zoo at this point... but can we get a giraffe next, please, Father?
When I was young I had a black and white angelfish named Ghost of Christmas Future, named by my little brother, after the ghost from 'A Christmas Carol' we only refered to it by it's full title. It lived for four years.
Ready to see the next "Idea is simple" in the first(third) kirby DLC.. featuring two more guests..
“I said new fish not doofus!” 13:03
fish stuffed animal is happiness
24:01 wishywashi is crazy with the griddy