"sometimes I touch myself to your voice" *FOOKIN ELL! NAH I'M FINNA LOCK MY DOORS THIS IS GYAAHHHHHHHH I REBUKE IT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD! GO BACK FROM WHENCE YE CAME!*
"When you're singing in the shower and I'm outside the window..." Dude are you flying or are you spiderman or how did you manage to come up to the third floor? ovo
*”That takes you to uhm- bUfFaLo WiLd WiNgS”* *i buy myself buffalo wings ;-;* *when he started talking about people that dress like trash, i got offended >:o* *okay a tracking device. bruh- i-*
My entire wardrobe consists of t-shirts, hoodies, pants, and lots of sweatpants.. so when he said they dressed like trash, I thought "I wear clothes from goodwill. Aren't these considered trash next to supreme or Gucci clothing?? welp! I guess tf nott! I'm have StYlE!!"🥴😎
Ok I just wanna start of by saying........ CLOSE THE BLINDS, PUT SHUTTERS ON THE WINDOWS, SCREW THE DOOR SHUT, TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS, HIDE IN THE CLOSET ON THE TOP FLOOR, AND CALL THE POLICE.
I genuinely don't care that this is geared towards girls, it made me feel pretty as hell. I will wear the goddamn dress if it gives me a bigger sense of immersion. It also made me wonder what pregnancy would feel like but that's a whole other thing.
It was all chill till he started kissing the phone or whatever then he brought up a tracking device. I'd love to test out my brand new 12 gauge with many many boxes of ammo!
actually plot twist this gives me the idea for a story. what if a girl is placed in this situation, but instead of freaking out, she turns out to be a manipulative sociopath herself and uses the boy's attraction for her to fulfill her own ambitions? and he never realizes fuck yeah cliche but fuck yeah
weh What would the girl even want to get out of the dude? He probably doesn't have anything to offer, at the most all the girl could do is to make him spend all his money on her. And also, he's clearly mentally unstable. The moment he feels like things aren't working out _exactly_ how he wants them to, he'll probably pull the "no one could ever love you more than I do," and kill her.
Sir Tomcat McMeow well maybe if she wants sth then she could get him to steal that thing she wants for herself. And even if he gets caught she could've said sth along the lines of 'if you don't mention me I will love you forever' I dunno just an idea
Sir Tomcat McMeow yooo what if thats the plot twist??? Like he ends up killing her when he realizes what's going on I NEED THE LINK TO THIS STORY OH MAG GAWD
There is a film somewhat like that called 'Pet' I believe which I saw recently ... here the guy is like a stalker, shy, creepy but kind while the girl is total creepy psycho.
and this is where being single isn’t such a bad thing...
MamaKermit BRO SAME
Exactly
MamaKermit Same
MamaKermit Mhm yup. Single for life ^^
LMAO yes
It kinda ruins it when you get an ad in middle of it😑
Random Person doctor.se i mitt hjärta
Yeah lol
Random Person TRUTH
listen to it on musi. it’s like youtube, but with a lot less of ads and you can listen to music easier and for free
That's why you get RUclips premium 😎😎
Guy: "Your beautiful body"
Me: *looks down..*
Me: yeah.. you have the wrong number
(Thank you! )
Hakuna yo tatas lmao
Hahaha
My exact words
I know right
Same also HaMiLtOn
*buys a new phone*
me: oh i got my first voicemail
me: *listens to this and buys a new phone again*
Mood XD
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
when he disrespected my mom, i literally shouted at my phone for no reason
me too lmaooo
I literally said fuck you to him and when he said hes coming i said im gonna cal the cops and kill you 😂
Okayyyy...
i shouted in spanish when i was actullay speaking german
Same I was like: BISH WANNA GO!? I WILL SEND YOU TO THE ER I DONT CARE IF YOU sue me god
I love you, and I miss you, HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IM FUCKING CHOKIGN
THIS IS HDHSHBE
IM CRYINH
Gabe R. Im Dead XD😂😂
I'm done looking at comments 😂😂😂
"And I watch you through that window and sometimes I just can't help it and I touch myself." BRUH. NO. IM. OUT.
BreeBeautyGamingxoxo child... What frikin child?! TF IS HE ON ABOUT BISH HELP HELLLPPPPP HES GON MURDER ME OHAJAJEJDIFKSJSJDJ
BreeBeautyGamingxoxo hahaha yeap, tht's what I thought 😂
BreeBeautyGamingxoxo I thought it was an innocent 3d audio ...... NOPE
BreeBeautyGamingxoxo same
600th like my g
sorry wrong number...
Crybabies at the Disco and Plastic Beach! Lol
Anthony Costa OMG
Anthony Costa. Lmao.😂😂😂
That's exactly what I was thinking! XD
"Go get bleach boi...."
Him- "I touch myself to your voice."
Me- *trying to do laundry* "did I ask for this information?"
nice profile lol
Lmao
Me : *Shuffles in bed*
Him: you moved didn't you.
Me: where is the *HoLy WaTeR*
I shit you not, the same thing happened to me dkdjdjdj
Høllie Upton LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Høllie Upton haha same but ima huge supernatural fan so not only would I have gotten holy water I would have gotten salt 😂😂😂😂😂
Ayye
Gherstface TM nice to see another person in the supernatural family
I came from the tucker zone 🤷♀️
ME TOO!
Adriana Rossi same
Adriana Rossi Same!!
Me
I came from a Barber shop thing then went to the Tucker zone and now this
To be honest, the whole thing was kinda ruined by the fact it sounds a bit like Joey Graceffa.
Da AnzzMeister True
ThatPoppy XMelanie Martinez Sorry
Da AnzzMeister THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT AND I WAS LIKE JOEY IS THAT YOU?
Joey has a bit higher pitched voice, but the fact he talks like joey in a way yeah... XD :P
I know right!!!!! :'''''D
"Your so sexy"
"Your beautiful body"
*dude I'm fat*
imma kermit reality
he said thatttt???
same
samee
Hah same-
Him: “I spent hundreds of dollars on roses for you”
Me: no wonder you don’t have a house
Girl 😭🤚
i think i’m starting to realise why she didn’t want to date him now
same LMAO
me when bae doesn't reply within 10 minutes 😂
Roisin Murphy yup😂😂
Roisin Murphy tfw you don't have a bae but you make this joke all the time
Gwumpz do I not? 😂
1000 like
Roisin Murphy same
"I gotta pack, I gotta pack first, I gotta get all my things... I don't have any things... So, I'll just bring myself" IM DEAD
reagan g why is that meee😂
when i read that i was littersly exactly on that part._.
Your likes are 666 😲😑😭
The fact that I’m a minor and he sounds like a grown man makes me uncomfortable lmao
SAME!
Same
My name is eva too!
Same
He sounds like my ela teacher nasty ass
I thought voicemails couldn’t be 12 minutes long? 😂
Sahana Pantigoso and i didnt know voicemails had ads
XD
@@nika3964 HAHAH
Fr tho
Fr tho
“I bought this lovely tracking device off of amazon!” *NOPE NOPE NOPE IM MOVING TO JAMAICA PEACE OUT*
laya h what if You were there the whole time 👀
laya h I’m from jammica
we’ll why’d you’d tell him...????
I’ll see ya there I’m going there next year
*moves to space*
*AGGRESSIVELY SMASHES PANIC BUTTON*
*VIOLENTLY HITS ALL OF THE PANIC BUTTONS*
same
Dan howell pressed a panic button
PANIC ALARM SHIT
Sarah Daniel AT THE DISCO?
Layla's Boutique YAS GIRL
UMMM THAT KISSING ON THE PHONE MAKES ME WANNA BLEACH MY EARS “oh you’re so tasty” JDJFKKFKD
I’m convinced this is Hisoka talking to Gon
😂😂😂😂
SAMEEE 😂.
rayyydawg *hears Hisoka theme* oh nO IM RUNNING BUT IT DOESNT STOP
Ugh same!
Him: "do you have a boyfriend?"
*laughs in lesbian*
Ahahahah same
same😂🌈
Same
Same but I’m a boy so *laughs in gay*
*laughs in bise-*
Wait-
The guy: "That's okay, cause we don't need anybody else"
Me: ... I think we need the police, hun.
Lmao
KEEP MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS KEITH
@Grace Erinle 👁👄👁
KEITH, IM SORRY BUT NO
"sometimes I touch myself to your voice"
*FOOKIN ELL! NAH I'M FINNA LOCK MY DOORS THIS IS GYAAHHHHHHHH I REBUKE IT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD! GO BACK FROM WHENCE YE CAME!*
Shanette Quao Jesus, take the wheel!
Finna
*Jesus has left the chat*
@@marik100000000000000 yes
Underrates comment XD
Currently: shaking
I’m: panicking
Tracking: device
Hotel? Trivago
SEND HELP
It's triggering my fight or flight and it's nearly 3 AM here. Oof.
@@user-pg2ww4em1p and its nearly 6:43PM now lmcowo
🤣🤣🤣🤣lol
SEND? HELP
"People go out looking like trash" I'm HERE
ikr
space oddity hey mars
STOP OKAY
ikr
space oddity SAME
I came from tucker zone who else ?
SAME
Emily Butcher relatable
ME
Same
same
Why does the voice sound like Garrett Watts XD
Yeah it sounds exactly like him 🤣
I thought that 😂
Imagine if he Reacted to this.🤣
OMG 😂😂
I didn’t hear it at first, and now I can’t UNhear it. 😂😂
When he started to cry i felt really bad for him, then he started moaning and i was like "oh are we really doing this now? Okay" 😂😂
😂😂😂
Pft 😂😂😂
Same 😂😂
I got so startled that I threw my earbuds off and just kept laughing oh so nervously-
I’m at the beginning and I feel bad for him rn and I hope it goes away but like he seems nice... 😭
Anyone who takes me to Buffalo Wild Wings is more important than anyone else.
DeAsia Bingham wanna go to Buffalo Wild Wings with me? Maybe have a live rootbeer I smuggle in because drinks are too expensive? Heheh.
Exactly, I’d rather go to buffalo wings than a fancy restaurant
DeAsia Bingham yaaaassss
I can take all of you guys in this comment section to bdubs! I only want to be able to touch myself as I hear u singing... 😁😁😁
Black Cat treu
I've stepped into the real dark side of RUclips haven't I..
Yes yes you have
Welcome to my safe spot : )
@@winterluv0 safe spot 💀haha nooo
@@neaxki it's not anymore, I'm a lot better now
@@winterluv0 oh
when he started breathing into my ears i just..
Him: "I am coming"
Me:HOLY SHIP
him: "I am coming to get you"
Me: I AM OUT
"When you're singing in the shower and I'm outside the window..."
Dude are you flying or are you spiderman or how did you manage to come up to the third floor? ovo
Lilith LaBelle 😭😭🤣🤣💀
my bathroom doesn’t have windows
Lol
@@chloe-sm8il mine either. IS HE IN MY VENTS??
"When I'm outside your window....I touch myself sometimes.
Do you wanna get dinner sometime?"
"I gotta pack my things. I don't have anything....I'll just bring myself!"
...👏boi👏please👏get👏help👏...
Jalijah Webb suga!
I burned the flowers.
I burned the flowers AND the ashes, and then buried whatever remained
Black Cat anhahhahah
DeAsia Bingham
I burned his throat
Stalker: ur so tasty
Me: welp time to get the bleach
u are a donut though...
Destiny Vlogs why did this comment almost make me pee myself, i’m dead 😂😂
I was creeped the fuck out
If I got this call............. I would actually laugh, then have an anxiety attack, and call the police
I think I'm getting to the dark side of youtube again😭😭
Official Bleach Same 😭😭😭
zTeh Credxt 😂
Official Bleachhh SAME LMAO
SAME
Official Bleachhh Boy I'm thirsty!
Watch what you say about say about my mother!😤
Fr!
Yeah that's funny
That's what i said 😤
He don’t want this smoke 🥱😤
The things he said doesn't faze me, it's what he did with the phone that did 😨
This Is True Beauty dude sameeeeeeee
*”That takes you to uhm- bUfFaLo WiLd WiNgS”*
*i buy myself buffalo wings ;-;*
*when he started talking about people that dress like trash, i got offended >:o*
*okay a tracking device. bruh- i-*
😂
when i read this comment that’s when he said “bUfFaLo WiLd WiNgS”
My entire wardrobe consists of t-shirts, hoodies, pants, and lots of sweatpants.. so when he said they dressed like trash, I thought "I wear clothes from goodwill. Aren't these considered trash next to supreme or Gucci clothing?? welp! I guess tf nott! I'm have StYlE!!"🥴😎
The Colgate commercial in the very middle was great 😘
tori Rae lucky, mine was for health insurance
Jack is best fluffy boy samee
tori Rae I got a Biden commercial 🤣
"I decided to leave this voicemail, I know it's a LITTLE long." Ya think?!
I don't know why but i imagined joey saying "ya think"
I feel violated
Kaili No omg same XD
Me too.
"This is my 15th time trying to call.."
Yeah this guy is insane and it only took about thirty seconds for me to identify you as a psychotic man
8:50 makes me feel extremely uncomfortable. Ahhhhhhh 😭😭😭😭
“You’re so tasty” noooooooooo staaapppppp please no
Omg sammmeee
How was this person able to do this
Yes
I did not feel comfy I alwmosy dyed omg and then he started mouning lmao
@@haileydelamora3272 correct your spellings ;w;
“Sometimes I touch myself to your voice” oh hell naw💀
When he started talking about the clothes i was like "I WEAR WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT!"
How did I end up here? I was first listening to music and BAM. I'm here.
potterheadanddemigod SAME! 😂✌️️
potterheadanddemigod same xD
potterheadanddemigod i just wanted to hear tyler singing :c
idk me too 😂 love your pic btw I love Shawn !!!
Sian Jones thx
"no matter how many locks it takes for me to break to get through to you" YEET!
when he was really close whispering i could feel his breath in my ear and um no thanks..
Ok I just wanna start of by saying........
CLOSE THE BLINDS, PUT SHUTTERS ON THE WINDOWS, SCREW THE DOOR SHUT, TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS, HIDE IN THE CLOSET ON THE TOP FLOOR, AND CALL THE POLICE.
People go out looking like trash.
*Cut to me in sweatpants*
I AM RIGHT HERE!
New Phone Who Dis?
this comment needs to be more appreciated 😂😂😂
Corepting think Man hhhh
Madison Rose haha
was he coughing up a lung.
Holy shit 😂
MsLoo5 😂😂😭
MsLoo5 will byers!?
Lol
@@abby-gc7pg oMGgGG
8:47 when he’s kissing the phone I legit got scared. When he said you’re tasty I got rlly disgusted cuz he’s licking a pay phone
EW I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT LMFAOAOA
Holy-
STOPP YOURE SO RIGHT
Its so weird it’s giving me goosebumps..
When I read this comment I said EUGH and the expression on my face *dropped*
“You’re the only *girl* for me”
My trans self: Sorry dude, you’ve got the wrong number. No females here
CURRENT MOOD 24/7
Every time I read the comments I find you LMAO
Sammmeeeeee
SAMEEEE
ikr XD
"and that voice when you're singing in the shower in your bathroom and I'm singing along"
me: bruh
"and yeah sometimes I touch myself"
me: BRUH!?!?
I knew he was gonna say he'd touch himself at some point.
“i think i even sent you a vaz (vase)”
from hercules: “slapped his face on every vase”
angrily yells: “ON EVERY VAAAAZ (vase)
FROM APPEARANCE FEES & ROYALTIES OUT HERC HAD CASH TO BUUUURRRRN NOW NOUVELLE RICHE & FAMOUS HE CAN TELL YOU WHAT’S A GRECIAN URN
leah williams xo ahhhh my brain did the EXACT SANE THING 😂😂
YOU DO *WHAT* TO MY VOICE?
this is like the longest “voicemail” i’ve ever heard
7:37
tell me that doesn’t sound like James Charles
Sounds a bit like nikado avacado
That made me laugh
@@lifeofkyralondon7044 yes
HE TOUCHES HIMSELF TO MY VOICE NOPE NOPE I GOT SO CREEPED OUT
The fact that I'm 13 makes thus conversation so much more creepier 😂
I’m 11 bruh imagine how creeped out I am.
Same
Madison Blagg same
Honey welp ur 15 now!
Same😂😂
Dafuq you talking about, Buffalo Wild Wings is the shit
Cody S. ikrr👏🏼😂😂
Cody S. true
HAHAHA :') The profile pic of Dean makes this 1000x better.
Paris Gaming sooo trueee
I love your profile pic, I'm laughing so hard right now!XDXDXD
Him: I’m on my way
Me: *has a loaded shotgun by my side* Come at me bro
That literally me right now😂
@@animereaper1739 yeah it's really not. you definitley don't have a shotgum by your side.
@@an0n23 1. You dont know that. 2. "Joke"
@@6nozzy899 he wasn't joking. he's my alt. inwas testing a reply java script command. fuck off.
*holds up ak47* try meee
When he coughed I was like “Are you ok?”
CallMeBB ItsMyNickname same
Yea lol like r u dying
sounds like a psycho exboyfriend who is desperate
It is ahahah
Hahahahahahahahaha Lololol
Sara Lang so my ex
BlackVeil_Army really want to like this more than once!!!😭😭😭😭😭
It is....
im'a take a shower after I watch this.
*watches video*
never mind.
*locks doors*
Kaylynn Barber xD best comment here
*loads shotgun*
Ha! Me
😂😂
Me too lol
you touch yourself to my voice? ya um I mean I've smoked for like two years but sure my voice is beautiful
charlie the magical weebicorn your profile pic is creeping me out while watching this lol
Are... you... Still smoking... Or... did You stop...
I wonder if anyone ever got with a psycho who has stalked them. I have been stalked several times. It's scary when they have money- to TRAVEL.
"Travel"
“i touch myself to ur voice” I LOST MYSELF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As soon as he started moaning I screamed WOAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THATS THE LINE THATS THE DAMN LINE!
5:03
I mean he's kinda creepy, but he sounds like his hearts in the right place...
5:17
*hold up finger*
U M
*_D I D H E J U S T N U T_*
TooOkuForYou that’s what I thought🤣💀👋🏻
*I was listening to 3D audio of doubt by Tøp why and how am I here*
ME TOO??
GiraffeDaddyTM killme dudes listen to 8d audio for TØP it’s amazing ||-//
“I finally got through to ONE OF YOUR NUMBERS” 😂😂😂😂
5:23 I thought he was gonna say “ I like to touch myself” 🤦🏼♀️😂
I genuinely don't care that this is geared towards girls, it made me feel pretty as hell.
I will wear the goddamn dress if it gives me a bigger sense of immersion.
It also made me wonder what pregnancy would feel like but that's a whole other thing.
Grudgey slaaayyyyyy if you get in a dress and heels...IF TOU THEN SLAYYYYYYYY IT!
Man, if u wanna wear a dress GO AHEAD AND BE EXTA WITH HEELS 😂❤️❤️
Are...You...Ok?
Yaasss, you wanna wear a dress make sure you slay that shit. ❤
hell yeah my dude
It was all chill till he started kissing the phone or whatever then he brought up a tracking device. I'd love to test out my brand new 12 gauge with many many boxes of ammo!
KarmaTheSenpai as soon as I read this comment I was at this part of the video
Just because I'm curious, where did all of you new viewers come from? I really appreciate the love!
This was recommended when I was watching Story time videos about creepy voicemails
thank you so much for taking the time to upload videos for me!!! you've helped me so much!!! and did this really come to you??? please answer back :)
aaaaaa peek youre growwwiiiing :D
I'm just the person that likes to scare the shit out of herself at 1:00 am.
I just looked up torture Asmr and your video with the bipolar character came up and I subbed
Him:I wanna kiss you everywhere
Me:Brooo how old are you I'm only 14 my guy
the voice sounds like my gym teacher
Graceiscool are you ok? Holy crap
Holy crap
👀👀 switch schools and move as far away as possible
what if this IS your gym teacher
Because he is
is it just me or do u feel like when u hear things like this u feel like there coming to u next😕😯😟
Yes
yup
aways
Yes
it's creepy
I was freaked out when he said "it's something beginning with an A, right?"
Almost Paper Boats Omg same.
Almost Paper Boats same because the town I live in starts with an A
Aura SAME
Lol sameee
SAME!!! Because mine starts with an A
"Whaddya do, just work at a simple fast food job?"
Me: Haha no I'm a professional artist bRoSkI
Why is this scary and funny at the same time 😅
The fact that I laughed at this makes me concerned about myself😂
Cecilia Alvarado I laughed too lol don’t worry
I was replying to him as if we were on the phone together and when he brought up my mom I yelled at my phone 😂😂
his voice is kkkiiinnnnddddaaaa cute
ikr
spongebob squarepants nah I like deeper voices.
DaniiFanDe¡SinClase! you had me in TEARS
spongebob squarepants I agree it's kinda cute
crackhead behavior
i dead ass had to take my headphones off bc i thought it was really playing hella loud out loud 💀
the audacity my mom has to get sick I know....
10:07
Me:*locks all doors*
Grandma: what are doing
Me:some wierdos calling me and tracking me down
Grandma: *calls police*
Me :Noooooooooooooooooio
honestly ads in my voicemails too now?
>,> Yeah.. no. I ever got a phone call like this? he'd be the one running and hiding.
Oh dang!
when me and my frind were walking she got this phone call it said ther moms name and she prest hang up but it didint the guy said im following you
actually plot twist
this gives me the idea for a story. what if a girl is placed in this situation, but instead of freaking out, she turns out to be a manipulative sociopath herself and uses the boy's attraction for her to fulfill her own ambitions?
and he never realizes
fuck yeah
cliche but fuck yeah
weh
What would the girl even want to get out of the dude? He probably doesn't have anything to offer, at the most all the girl could do is to make him spend all his money on her. And also, he's clearly mentally unstable. The moment he feels like things aren't working out _exactly_ how he wants them to, he'll probably pull the "no one could ever love you more than I do," and kill her.
Sir Tomcat McMeow well maybe if she wants sth then she could get him to steal that thing she wants for herself. And even if he gets caught she could've said sth along the lines of 'if you don't mention me I will love you forever' I dunno just an idea
Sir Tomcat McMeow yooo what if thats the plot twist??? Like he ends up killing her when he realizes what's going on
I NEED THE LINK TO THIS STORY OH MAG GAWD
There is a film somewhat like that called 'Pet' I believe which I saw recently ... here the guy is like a stalker, shy, creepy but kind while the girl is total creepy psycho.
Write a book right the fuck now
I'm never singing in the shower, ever again. Awsome vid Btw ♡
mah k THANK GOD I HAVE NO WINDOW IN MY BATHROOM
Tinkgirlbree12 Channel yeah me to 😅
yes same i texted my friend on snapchat and he was like damn dont sing in the shower anymore
Liar
Same ;3
Him: gets upset over people wearing sweatpants out
Me: *wears leggings and jeans with oversized hoodie out* sorry I think you got the wrong number....