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#GIM Kazuha: “I love the snow because the world comes to rest...” Yanfei: *enters dragonspine, sneezes* Kazuha: “wtf it was supposed to be quiet I was supposed to be alone here” Childe: “not as cold as where I’m from” Kazuha: “yknow what fk this I give up” Xiao: “let’s eat snow” Kazuha: *dies internally*
#GIM Her: He's probably thinking about other women Him: If my first character is chongyun and hes friendship level 10 then why did he say ''Actually, we just met'' in his hangout event
#GIM How most people think why Khaenri'ah was destroyed: Archons teaming up and eliminating the nation Reality: Archons dueling there because they don't want to reck their own land
Traveller: *puts kaeya on team* Kaeya: “ah, traveller! what brings me on your team today? daily commissions? pyro regisvine?!? Traveller: *points at random island* Kaeya: #GIM
Teyvat chapter trailer: God of wisdom: his enemy is wisdom itself God of justice: is corrupt and unfair God of love: has no love left for her people Me, looking at Baal: “I’m beginning to see a pattern here that I’m not so sure I like” #GIM
@@andidede9909 well, Murata gave a vision to Klee, a literal child who blows up everything she comes across. You have to be a coward to give a child such power, imo. 😏
Fandom: We dont like Eula and Baal Mihoyo: *Makes Eula sneeze and Baal pull out a booba sword* Fandom: We simp for them now Me: I swear Mihoyo can now change peoples political opinions now
#GIM Piamon: we should explore that area later Traveler: fine no honey roast for you then Piamon: what Traveler: if I can’t enjoy my self neither can you
#GIM Inazuma characters in a nutshell Kazuha:Canadian Aerher Ayaka:The other Vergil's daughter Thoma:Pyro Childe Yoimiya:PYRO Ganyu Sayu: *THEY SEE ME ROLLING* Yae Miko:Basically Yae Sakura Gorou:Geo Doggo Kokomi:Don't drop the Soap Chika Sara: *Step on Me Intensifies* Baal:Unlimited Blade Booba
#GIM *Teyvat archon are great scientists* Anemo archon: makes black hole Geo archon: summons meteor Electro archon: pulls sword from booba portal Fire archon: Klee with nuclear power Dendro archon: works at quantum level so noone can see him/her
#GIM Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls Him: if Baal pulled a sword out of her chest, does that mean she doesn’t have enough mora for a sword case and we have another poor archon?
Her: He's probably thinking of other women Him: If we get dendro characters before Sumeru, how would we get the ascension crystals if there's no boss to drop them? #GIM
#GIM Robbie v’s parents from Gravity falls: Too cheerful for funeral people. Excited when people come close to dying. Has an edgy teenager Hu Tao: Too cheerful for a funeral person. Excited when people come close to dying. *Wait a damn minute*
#GIM Mihoyo: I think we're forgot something GI community: If you forgot then it wasn't important Mihoyo: Yeah you're right * *Adding Kazuha as a trial character to our party* *
#GIM Some characters in Dragonspine be like: Kaeya: What? Are you cold? lol be careful I guess~ Kazuha: I like this calm place, I CAN SLEEP HERE Chongyun: Spent half a day in one of its frozen lakes Xiao: Gang, we can eat this Albedo: Casually chilling in his campsite Me freezing to death: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL
#GIM So you know how Zhongli says, "Ones who break their contracts shall suffer the Wrath of the Rock" and you know how Bennet is constantly getting rocks thrown at him? Mihoyo, is this the Wrath of the Rock?
Everyone : *watches smerrey videos daily for the memes* Me : *watches smerrey videos daily to see paimon angrily say "subscribe and like the video right now"*
#GIM Keqing: I’m the only five star electro character Baal: *exists Keqing: I can teleport Baal: *splits an island in two Keqing: but my anime burst is fkn’ cool Baal: *BOOBASWORD Keqing: *looks at her sword Ganyu: dont. do. that.
#GIM Kazuha, Venti and Xiao mains: Wait guys I can explain Other character players: Yall can fly? I have to run to dodge Me who use Zhongli and Beidou: *U guys dodge?*
#GIM How mihoyo got there company name The boss: someone come up with a name YOU The employee: Me? The other employee: Him?! the employee's friend: You? And that's how mihoyo is created
Zhongli and Ganyu in the archon quests: Morax and Barbatos are the last archons alive! *Mihoyo: releases trailer with Baal.* Me: so that was a f**cking lie. #GIM
#GIM: *Wishing for Kazuha:* Gets Jean *Wishing for Ayaka:* Gets Qiqi *Wishing for Kokomi:* Gets Mona *Wishing for Baal:* Gets Keqing Why are we still here, just to suffer...
#GIM Mihoy: our greatest and latest new creation i call it the Perpetual Mechanical Array it can crawl turn into a jelly fish float and best of all it can shoot fireballs. Me: welp i guess il just die
People who wait for kazuha to sheathe his sword: Vergil players who wait for Vergil to sheathe his sword mid combat to get devil trigger: first time? #GIM.
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#GIM
Kazuha: “I love the snow because the world comes to rest...”
Yanfei: *enters dragonspine, sneezes*
Kazuha: “wtf it was supposed to be quiet I was supposed to be alone here”
Childe: “not as cold as where I’m from”
Kazuha: “yknow what fk this I give up”
Xiao: “let’s eat snow”
Kazuha: *dies internally*
when the snow is thick enough we can eat it
Yanfei to Dragonspine: s n e e z e
#GIM
*Scaramouche:* So ... when will I kill the traveler when he gets to Inazuma?
*MiHoyo:* That's the neat thing you don't
They finally have Scaramouche in Inazuma!!!
#GIM
Her: He's probably thinking about other women
Him: If my first character is chongyun and hes friendship level 10 then why did he say ''Actually, we just met'' in his hangout event
my first lvl 10 is bennet
My first lvl 10 was Diona
My first Lvl 10 was Amber
My first lvl 10 was Qiqi
My first level 10 was Fischl
#GIM
How most people think why Khaenri'ah was destroyed: Archons teaming up and eliminating the nation
Reality: Archons dueling there because they don't want to reck their own land
#GIM
nobody:
people naming themselves vision so Baal will take them:
Naming myself work so Ganyu will do me 😳
@@microwave8931 woah pal
lets back it up a bit
@@nighty518 naming myself vengeance so Eula will have me 😳
Traveller: *puts kaeya on team*
Kaeya: “ah, traveller! what brings me on your team today? daily commissions? pyro regisvine?!?
Traveller: *points at random island*
Kaeya:
#GIM
Ah yes geo hipostasis time
Ice bridge to Inazuma
As a Kaeya main this comment was funny xD
Lol accurate but most ppl already got ayaka so sorry to say kaeya the waifu got you
0:00 Me, Zhongli main: Is this some kind of non armored joke that I’m to shielded to understand?
#GIM
Me with my Noelle: 👀
@@blixxae967 Zhongli: Could this woman be one of our people?
@Silver Matteo
XD
Now there’s the Gunnhildr Clan, Ragnivindr Clan, Lawrence Clan, and Geo Sheild Clan
@@SilverMatteo Seems like the corrosion rewlly hit Zhongli hard
Youre never too shielded
Teyvat chapter trailer:
God of wisdom: his enemy is wisdom itself
God of justice: is corrupt and unfair
God of love: has no love left for her people
Me, looking at Baal: “I’m beginning to see a pattern here that I’m not so sure I like”
#GIM
Oh😂😂
She's not going to become playable. She's going to die.
@@rakisuzuki-burke4148 lol i dont think mihoyo will let the opportunity of making money with her because the simps will pull for her ngl
Wait
So Murata, the god of courage, is cowardly??
@@andidede9909 well, Murata gave a vision to Klee, a literal child who blows up everything she comes across. You have to be a coward to give a child such power, imo. 😏
#GIM
Zhongli: *Giant Meatball*
Venti: *S U C C*
Baal: *Boba Sword*
Me: _I am starting to see a pattern that I very much like_
#GIM
When you time your skill perfectly:
"Exocism uses A TOUCH OF FROST!"
Fandom: We dont like Eula and Baal
Mihoyo: *Makes Eula sneeze and Baal pull out a booba sword*
Fandom: We simp for them now
Me: I swear Mihoyo can now change peoples political opinions now
Booba sword? more like... bulbasaur
#GIM
“Mom, can we have Zhongli at home?”
“No, we have Zhongli at home."
Zhongli at Home: *Zhonglin*
So true lmao you can find him in Wanshu Inn I think
Zhonglin by the Sunsettias on the table 🥵
I actually said this lol
#GIM
Zhongli: *shields everyone*
Kazuha: *jumps into the air to avoid attack anyway*
Zhongli: Am I a joke to you?
#GIM
Sayu:
Look at me
*i am the geovishap now*
#GIM
Kazuha simps: I have no fear
*Ayaka simps show up *
Kazuha simps: I have one fear
#GIM
Piamon: we should explore that area later
Traveler: fine no honey roast for you then
Piamon: what
Traveler: if I can’t enjoy my self neither can you
Oh jeez traveler really just pulled the no sticky honey roast card-
#GIM
Her: They're probably thinking about other men
Me: what if Tohma is Childe's brother
other men; plot twist, hes gay 😳
#GIM
Inazuma characters in a nutshell
Kazuha:Canadian Aerher
Ayaka:The other Vergil's daughter
Thoma:Pyro Childe
Yoimiya:PYRO Ganyu
Sayu: *THEY SEE ME ROLLING*
Yae Miko:Basically Yae Sakura
Gorou:Geo Doggo
Kokomi:Don't drop the Soap Chika
Sara: *Step on Me Intensifies*
Baal:Unlimited Blade Booba
#GIM
*Teyvat archon are great scientists*
Anemo archon: makes black hole
Geo archon: summons meteor
Electro archon: pulls sword from booba portal
Fire archon: Klee with nuclear power
Dendro archon: works at quantum level so noone can see him/her
#GIM
Kazuha: uses his e to dodge
Xiao: uses his ult to dodge
Beidou: come on, just hit me in the face
Baal: I Want your vision
Kazuha: I'm fast as F*ck boiii
#GIM
Ganyu: "FOR REX LAPIS"
Zhongli: *proud dad noises*
#GIM
Traveler: Hey kazuha who is your friend again?
Kazuha: SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOWW🎶
I shit you not, a couple of hours ago i got a legendary gladiator's longing and the substats where crit rate, crit dmg and EM!
*Main stat was DEF*
#GIM
Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls
Him: if Baal pulled a sword out of her chest, does that mean she doesn’t have enough mora for a sword case and we have another poor archon?
Everyone: Cool new Inazuma characters!
Me: ELECTRO TRAVELER
#GIM
Her: He's probably thinking of other women
Him: If we get dendro characters before Sumeru, how would we get the ascension crystals if there's no boss to drop them?
#GIM
That's the neat part, we don't
We already have crystals of all other elements even though only 2 regions.
@@LeaksHater
Yes but we don't have a boss of dendro, neither we are going to have in inazuma
THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD POINT
Probably will do what they did with Kazuha and make a temporary boss in a temporary area until the permanent area is finished.
#GIM
Yoimiya:Makes firework
Klee:Finally a worthy opponent,our battle will be legendary
#GIM
MiHoyo: We-
Everyone: MORE RESIN
0:12 bc he looks at you and it adorable 👌🏼
#GIM Beidou Mains: I guess we have something in common.
Xinyan: Rock n Roll is what I do all day.
Nice one
@@lasar4408 thanks
0:04
Xiao: so now i just don't exist now huh?
#GIM
Baal: I'm confiscating all Visions
Also Baal: I gave my general a vision in order to confiscate other peoples visions
Me: *Visible Confusion*
#GIM
Eula: MARK MY WORDS, VENGEA-
Amber and Jean: we love you too Eula
Mihoyo: Kazuha is I-N-A-Z-U-M-A-N
Community: Kazuha is I-N-A-Z-U-M-A-N
Mihoyo: Kazuha is Inazuman
Community: Kazuha is Canadian
#GIM
#GIM
Everyone that has their commisions at 4:00 AM: PAIN
Me whos commisions are always on 4:00 PM: ehe~
#GIM
Her: He's probably thinking about other women
Him: How does qiqi always remember to intercept my pity if shes so incredibly forgetful
She forgot that you have her already
@@inbetween1035 damn right she did
#GIM
Inazuma update: *appears*
People who play Genshin on Mobile: I'm in Danger
#GIM
Electro Archon: all your vision are belong to us
Glory: good luck with that
#GIM
Whopper flower disguised as sweet flower: exist
My trust issues: increased
the bot that voices these is gaining more emotion everyday
Fridge phone: exists
PC Gamers: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Smerrey:its night. Time for ur gi meme video.
Us: yes smerrey
#GIM
When you ask baal where your sister
Baal: Ok capture the rebels
After capturing the rebels: Ok here missing poster sign
#GIM
*After Inazuma Update*
Her:why isn't he replying
Me:**Doing some creepy ritual just to get ayaka**
#GIM
Robbie v’s parents from Gravity falls: Too cheerful for funeral people. Excited when people come close to dying. Has an edgy teenager
Hu Tao: Too cheerful for a funeral person. Excited when people come close to dying.
*Wait a damn minute*
#GIM
Traveler after 0,00001 sec meet rebels of inazuma : i love democracy
#GIM
Mihoyo: I think we're forgot something
GI community: If you forgot then it wasn't important
Mihoyo: Yeah you're right
* *Adding Kazuha as a trial character to our party* *
#GIM
Baal pulls out sword from chest
Everyone:now that’s what we call a pro gamer move
#GIM
Players: rerun when
Me: Signora when
#GIM
Me: *opens another game on my computer*
My Genshin Impact I forgot to close: Kaboom?
Computer: Yes, Genshin. Kaboom.
Google:the son is [insert hotness] this hot
My phone after 1 minute of genshin:are you challenging me?
#GIM
Lisa: ara ara~
Genshin fan base: *shrimp*
My little bro: is this some old age joke that I’m too young to understand?
#GIM
Some characters in Dragonspine be like:
Kaeya: What? Are you cold? lol be careful I guess~
Kazuha: I like this calm place, I CAN SLEEP HERE
Chongyun: Spent half a day in one of its frozen lakes
Xiao: Gang, we can eat this
Albedo: Casually chilling in his campsite
Me freezing to death: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL
#GIM
me after seeing Ayakas trailer : i will definitely pull for her
my primogem : no, i don't think you will
#GIM
So you know how Zhongli says, "Ones who break their contracts shall suffer the Wrath of the Rock"
and you know how Bennet is constantly getting rocks thrown at him?
Mihoyo, is this the Wrath of the Rock?
#GIM
Mihoyo:i think i forgot something.
Anyone;if you forgot then it wasnt important.
Dr baizhu and yao yao
#GIM
Kzuha's friend:*going into battle ready to die.*
Fandom:he just wanted to be crushed in baals thighs!!!!
Kazha's friend:am i a joke too you?
Everyone : *watches smerrey videos daily for the memes*
Me : *watches smerrey videos daily to see paimon angrily say "subscribe and like the video right now"*
#GIM
Keqing: I’m the only five star electro character
Baal: *exists
Keqing: I can teleport
Baal: *splits an island in two
Keqing: but my anime burst is fkn’ cool
Baal: *BOOBASWORD
Keqing: *looks at her sword
Ganyu: dont. do. that.
Everyone: *Saving for inazuma waifus*
Me: *saving for Gorou cause he's cute and voiced by the same person as Denki*
#GIM
#GIM
sakura:who are you?
Yanfei:I'm you but different.
#GIM
Kazuha, Venti and Xiao mains: Wait guys I can explain
Other character players: Yall can fly? I have to run to dodge
Me who use Zhongli and Beidou: *U guys dodge?*
#GIM
The meme in Smerryes video is taking 0,3 seconds longer to shift to the next image
Me: ah, so this is the end.
Left,Right,Up,Down A,B
Wait...hol-
#GIM
How mihoyo got there company name
The boss: someone come up with a name YOU
The employee: Me?
The other employee: Him?!
the employee's friend: You?
And that's how mihoyo is created
Yo, the drifting bottle one is accurate. I've been waiting to find out more about that damn thing and who sent it out. >.>
Everyone: having a party
Xiangling: *they do not know that they will be toast*
#GIM
Zhongli and Ganyu in the archon quests: Morax and Barbatos are the last archons alive!
*Mihoyo: releases trailer with Baal.*
Me: so that was a f**cking lie.
#GIM
That actually wasn’t. Zhongli and Venti are last two from the FIRST SEVEN archons. Baal is a new electro archon.
0:07 I thought I was the only one who did that.
I like chicken nuggets
nice
Good
A comment without a hashtag, a rare species
Lemme order some
Saaaaame!! ^.^
#GIM
4-5 years later Snezhnay comes out
The russian community :woo that's what i've been waiting for
The rest community: sTep On ME mY TsAristA
0:00 As a new kazuha player as of a few hours ago very yes
#GIM:
*Wishing for Kazuha:* Gets Jean
*Wishing for Ayaka:* Gets Qiqi
*Wishing for Kokomi:* Gets Mona
*Wishing for Baal:* Gets Keqing
Why are we still here, just to suffer...
#GIM
Ciel: Hello Lisa from Genshin Impact
Lisa: Hello Ciel from Megaman Zero
*Knowledge is power*
#GIM
Everyone: hyped for new update
People who just wanted baizhu: *sad snake noises*
3:07 I'm still so sad that they scratched her character. She was literally the only person I wanted from Inazuma 😭
#GIM
My friend: Either Thoma is a Fatui Harbinger or the Pyro Archon im calling it now
Me: I don’t need sleep *I Need Answers!*
#GIM
the first time I had a seizure was xiao's trailer... it was worth it.... now that I'm medicated the impact is the same but safer.
#GIM
randos in co-op: Free to play btw
the other 3 players: OH MY GOD!!!!! WHO. THE. HELL. CARES???????????
friends: aight im gonna offline right now
me: ok
friends: still online
me: so that was ******** lie
#GIM
Hu Tao: owns funeral parlour
Fried egg: I’m going to end this girls whole carrier
3:50
I pick Lumine as MC...so, if I got Aether...did it mean...the end? XD
Baal: *pulls out a sword from her booba*
Kazuha's friend: Slash me hard, mommy~
Baal: What?
Kazuha's friend: What?
#GIM
#GIM
Mihoy: our greatest and latest new creation i call it the Perpetual Mechanical Array
it can crawl
turn into a jelly fish
float
and best of all it can shoot fireballs.
Me: welp i guess il just die
When there's a healer in co-op
Hu Tao mains: man screaming
Xiao mains: gigachad
#GIM
Your saving for ayaka
she’s after kazuha banner
you tried to lose 50/50 and got kazuha
*you tried to lose the 50/50 and got kazha!?*
Enemy HP scales off of the number of players, so it makes no difference if Hutao is at low or high health in coop. Its best to have a healer anyway
People who wait for kazuha to sheathe his sword: Vergil players who wait for Vergil to sheathe his sword mid combat to get devil trigger: first time? #GIM.
#GIM
Traveler, needed to hit the rock 5 times:
“Ugh, mining is so hard.”
Noelle, only needing to hit the rock once:
“I think not.”
Sees all the Inazuma characters:
My lack of self control and primogems: I’ve seen enough, I’m satisfied.
#GIM
Her: They're probably thinking about other men
Me: There's a cat person in each city...
Vision Hunt Decree: Hand over your vision
uchihas:no i will never give you my eyes
#GIM
#GIM
Sonic: I'm the fastest rolling hedgehog around!
Sayu, who has Rosaria, Diona and Jean on her team: Are you sure about that?
#GIM
Me: sees a random bush
My brain: dendro hypostasis
#GIM
You're laughing
There's people literally ice bridging to inazuma and you're laughing
I'm getting vaccinated the day inazuma drops
That means i get to lay about all day, which means unlimited exploration
Everyone=have one burst animation
Childe=have two burst animation
#GIM
miHoYo: donates money to build a school for kids
Everyone liked that.