shop keeper: alright what type of weapon do you need me: i'll take a spell book shop keeper: which one me: all of them shop keeper: multi spell book it is
attempts to cast fireball, somehow manage to summon a demon without even trying... the demon was in the middle of doing shit and just gives you a look of anger and says "what the home was that for"
See if he was a real king he would use the swords he just bought to raid and steal the new ones making a example out of the price gouger. (Similar things did happen in history)
Spending all your gold, going one town over and seeing the shop has better equipment.
This is why you should steal
My king, I do believe that thine blacksmith hath scammed the.
Nonsense my lord, he just... makes new weapons... very often
*sweating*
Apple products
True
that is the joke yes
yup
shop keeper: alright what type of weapon do you need
me: i'll take a spell book
shop keeper: which one
me: all of them
shop keeper: multi spell book it is
attempts to cast fireball, somehow manage to summon a demon without even trying... the demon was in the middle of doing shit and just gives you a look of anger and says "what the home was that for"
@@aj_the_infamous1013 c u r s e d
@@aj_the_infamous1013 "oh wait wrong spell"
@@Kuroki883 well thats what the demon is there to do
No no no what you got to do is tie them up and make a spell book sword
See if he was a real king he would use the swords he just bought to raid and steal the new ones making a example out of the price gouger. (Similar things did happen in history)
As soon as those are ready there will be another new model.
Hehe smart sword go brrrr
Trinston was here. .
So Its the mid century apple
Those damn adeptus mechanicus
Mylord may I remind you that the mechanicus have not made any new thing in the last 10000 years.
@@pritiagarwal5599 it is more of if apple had the iPhone 2-11 when marketing the 1
I could make better swords in lesser time.
@@wesleybradshaw2609 They would probably be family friendly and could give hugs, too.
Unrealistic, militaries don't order a new model of equipment until the old one is overloaded with every upgrade package that will fit.
Now see. Id wait a few models before upgrading
That's the thing.
He did. ☹️
Now It can solve that ancient puzzles
Unrealistic, new model doesn't have a 3-eye.
Why? They’ll run as well as the old model
He can't use the old ones! The soldiers are the face of the empire, he'd be ridiculed for using last month's smartsword!
Good
How is it funny?
by design, it is a caricature of the Emperor, a man-god who rules humanity in the 41st millennium, among other things, does eccentricities like that.