Can't you see Rick Perry diving into this data, sending it to the entire energy department, with a press conference stating there will be a new project focusing on collecting #godsparks for the USA first and only. Because... #MAGA
so what about Tesla like he made a way of shooting lightning and he doesnt get a mention as the the first wizard to produce rather then to just harrness
Oh good. I was not looking forward to teaching science class tomorrow. These are great for the classroom. I really wish they were a tad longer. I play them at 25 percent speed while I listen to podcasts and "grade" papers.
I'm an electrician and I approve this message. It's why I got into the trades. Tiny Jory wanted to be an astronaut so I figured I'd fixed the kites while I was up there. Scary work. You need your advanced fall arrest and harness training. If you fall and you aren't tied off... damn... it's a long wait... and then hot and fast journey into orbit. Safety first!
Seriously though, these videos should be shown to all of our grade school children. On purpose. It just another great way to make our children smarter better. USA USA USA !
Energy is also stored in batons and released by picture taking - also know as photo-synthetics. One flash of a lightning bug is equal to a phone call stretched around the world 3 times. It's science - and that's why we call it science.
You can all laugh at this but it will soon be cited as evidence of a diversity of views among scientists as to the nature of energy and why climate change is a hoax. There are so many stupid people out there who wont realise this is satire. But personally I really enjoyed it anyway.
May I suggest less obvious jokes, more spaced apart? This _is_ funny, but it's too revealing. Almost every sentence contains something funny and that quickly turns into an emulation of highschool students cracking jokes. It's not funny in the long run and loses its sharp edge fast. I advise you to check how "Look around you", season 1 did it. Lots of things were tongue in cheek and subtle which in the end turned it into a cult series. Still, good thing you did this and I'll keep watching it.
So you’re saying, from a technical perspective, that these comedy jokes would prove more effective from a humour standpoint if implemented at a lower frequency. Theory or hypothesis?
I'm sorry. I fail to see the humor in meaningless and fictitious statements. It highlights the fact that the crew behind it only hopes to entertain those that are intellectually impaired but still try to claim mental superiority because they "get the joke". The irony of it all? YOU ARE THE JOKE!
It's only appropriate that someone who chooses the username "John Galt" would be an insufferable humorless asshole who thinks he's way smarter than he actually is.
Could you guys hire a comedian to do these skits? Demitri is too depressing and unremarkable to do comedy. FFS, the kelp he dangled on a stick had more personality.
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This is going to be used as training material at the US Department of Energy
Can't you see Rick Perry diving into this data, sending it to the entire energy department, with a press conference stating there will be a new project focusing on collecting #godsparks for the USA first and only. Because... #MAGA
@@SensoriaMaRia all the notations made with Rick's favorite crayon.
@@elvisneedsboatsbennett2455 LOVE IT! If he's wearing his "I'm an intellect" glasses, all will be well.
It was already done by the Obama administration. They asked Solendra to use it as their base research model...
Shout Out to Demetri Martin. Still killin' it man. Good to see you again.
This script is written like a 10-page essay you're writing at 5am that you do not have time to research because the paper is due in 3 hours
bri
Those are all about the delivery, not unlike the difference between AC and DC, and Aerosmithing.
bri and you spent the whole year wondering what the girls in front of you smells like naked.... we've all been there.
Finally an explanation of electricity that makes sense!
...this new science fascinates me, Mr. Demitri...
...Next, explain to me how sheep's bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes...
Too much sense. Maybe.
Non-sense? Not maybe.
This is hilarious, can't wait for the next one.
so what about Tesla like he made a way of shooting lightning and he doesnt get a mention as the the first wizard to produce rather then to just harrness
Chris Edwards
Thomas Tesla should've gotten a shout out for sure. He's at least a 25th level wizard.
"A force so invisible it is unseen to the naked eye!"
7 AM. In the morning.
5:57 I love you are able to put so much misinformation into one small section of video. Amazing!
Oh good. I was not looking forward to teaching science class tomorrow. These are great for the classroom. I really wish they were a tad longer. I play them at 25 percent speed while I listen to podcasts and "grade" papers.
I love seeing Demetri in stuff
Such a perfect nod to cosmos. Seems like he studied to body language of Sagan and Burke.
brilliant!... humour for smart people is getting rarer by the minute.
I think Demetri saw the Tim and Eric space sketch and thought "I want a lot more of this"
I'm an electrician and I approve this message. It's why I got into the trades. Tiny Jory wanted to be an astronaut so I figured I'd fixed the kites while I was up there. Scary work. You need your advanced fall arrest and harness training. If you fall and you aren't tied off... damn... it's a long wait... and then hot and fast journey into orbit. Safety first!
I you forget everything you know, this makes perfect sense.
These are so god damn funny!!
At first I was rubbed wrong because I love love love Carl Sagan, but clearly Demetri does too.
God these are so good.
Seriously though, these videos should be shown to all of our grade school children. On purpose.
It just another great way to make our children smarter better. USA USA USA !
Just realized that Ted Rimmarniet is an anagram of Demetri Martin, and I feel like a genius now.
1 magnet = 10 witches........ lol
Just wait until we get into Quantum Witch Mechanics.
That's silly. everyone knows leprechauns have dominion over the quantum Realm.
Funny Or Die
Fascinating
10 very hot witches
Demetri Martin understands analytical satire better than any I’ve had the honor of watching
This is funny and all but did our man Robert benchler ever make it to his date? the suspense is killing me!
DEMI why you do this to me... you have me snorting out coffee from laughter :P you are a treasure Mijo!
chesco wow! he really your son?
Energy is also stored in batons and released by picture taking - also know as photo-synthetics. One flash of a lightning bug is equal to a phone call stretched around the world 3 times. It's science - and that's why we call it science.
Demetri is so good but Charlyne is also killing it, so incredibly funny every time
Hardest I’ve laughed so hard in a long time. These are gold. Thank you @FunnyorDie & Brother Demetri Sagan Martin 🤙💚
this is, like, the dark place of science shows
"Immigrants and the sun" Im fucking dead
How did "USS Constitution" manage to make me laugh that much? 🤣
this is my favorite kind of humor
3:21
"Immigrants"
There's a HECKING RAINBOW from the splash. 😂😂😂
You had me at "in the morning" 😂🤣😂🤣
Always liked this guy.
Sagan would love him.
I feel like this video destroyed part of my brain and knowledge irreversible.
Which side of the kite do I plug the hot into? 🤔
I have the feeling something is incorrect here... Eatting lightning is bad now??
WHY IS THIS ONLY 10 MINUTES! Why you do this to me! Demi why you do this to me?!
More episodes to come.
:)
Please do! The level of writing is 10/10.
As an Electrician of 16 years, a class B licence, and Red Seal; I approve 100%
I love rain storms, I always keep my kite in hand in case my phone starts to die I can always fly my kite to charge my phone. I'm sort of hipster.
This is way too funny, great stuff!!!
I've learned so much, thx!
Waaaahaaaahhhaha! J. Zeus! A personal new age favorite of neo classicism! Liked very much in a large quantitave metering
The song is so epic
Love it!
Im learning so much
This is f*cking hilarious it should have millions of views.
Great Carl Sagan!
I totally laughed at rodeo activity
in the morning
"he also invented... something we call, electricity!) LMMFAO.... ☺ FUNNY OR DIE™!!! 🙂
Hey it's Ruby!
Hehehe nice
o Shit, those brown lapels are huge!!!!
nice anagram
Tim Rimmarinet, the really smart man’s Jason Schwartzman!
Burning witches for heat? Now I understand the lyrics
Campfire Girls Won't You Come Out Tonight, Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah
4:55 She has really nice teeth. No cavities at all.
If a comment can be both creepy and caring, you may have just hit the sweet spot.
Yessss
The video is right: reflaction is fun to say
Pretty sure kids in school have been reading from the same book
So, it seems like this is my kind of humor and i didn't know. Haha
J Zeus...... WTF
1 magnet=10 witches
Why this video low like and low comment?
Does laughing at this make me a nerd? And are nerds cool again? Asking for a friend.
Was the script written by an AI?
you are the Lucifer of science!
"So if you shine a light on a magnet, the magnet would be magnetized and so when you stick it on a refrigerator..." rotflmfingao
You can all laugh at this but it will soon be cited as evidence of a diversity of views among scientists as to the nature of energy and why climate change is a hoax. There are so many stupid people out there who wont realise this is satire. But personally I really enjoyed it anyway.
Hahahahaaaa 2:55
Nani?
May I suggest less obvious jokes, more spaced apart? This _is_ funny, but it's too revealing. Almost every sentence contains something funny and that quickly turns into an emulation of highschool students cracking jokes. It's not funny in the long run and loses its sharp edge fast.
I advise you to check how "Look around you", season 1 did it. Lots of things were tongue in cheek and subtle which in the end turned it into a cult series.
Still, good thing you did this and I'll keep watching it.
So you’re saying, from a technical perspective, that these comedy jokes would prove more effective from a humour standpoint if implemented at a lower frequency. Theory or hypothesis?
"The ancient Greeks worshipped power Roman Gods" hahaha
None more powerful than JeZeus
more real than CNN
Hahaha. Fine line of science and bullshang lol
FIRST.FIRST LIKE
I was about to ask what is this pseudo scientific bullshit... then I realized it was Funny of Die.
I'm sorry. I fail to see the humor in meaningless and fictitious statements. It highlights the fact that the crew behind it only hopes to entertain those that are intellectually impaired but still try to claim mental superiority because they "get the joke". The irony of it all? YOU ARE THE JOKE!
It's only appropriate that someone who chooses the username "John Galt" would be an insufferable humorless asshole who thinks he's way smarter than he actually is.
Fake news
A woman he needs to sleep with...
Could you guys hire a comedian to do these skits? Demitri is too depressing and unremarkable to do comedy. FFS, the kelp he dangled on a stick had more personality.