Trump Heading to Notre Dame in Paris, GOP's Pretend Outrage Over Hunter & California Trump Proofs

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @AncsaKunos
    @AncsaKunos 7 часов назад +124

    Can't believe John Cornyn said that with a straight face.

    • @christiejensen1606
      @christiejensen1606 2 часа назад +10

      I can’t either. 😳😳😳

    • @TheViolalove
      @TheViolalove 2 часа назад +14

      Cornyn is as embarrassing as Fled Ted is to us Texans, just in a more boring way. 🤦‍♀️

    • @TV_Synthesis_Hero
      @TV_Synthesis_Hero 2 часа назад +3

      Why is it so incredibly surprising?

    • @bradley244ify
      @bradley244ify Час назад +2

      Sounds like "Wayne's World" to me. I guess these politicians didn't read "1984" in high school.

    • @edjames7954
      @edjames7954 Час назад +1

      I’m looking forward to what Cronyn has to say when Trump pardons everyone convicted for their part in the insurrection attempt. Will he talk about needing to send a firm message to wrongdoers, or about liberating true patriots who stand up for their country? Time will tell…

  • @shirleyrhodes3741
    @shirleyrhodes3741 10 часов назад +73

    Josh Meyers as Gavin Newsom is priceless!!! The BEST!!!

    • @daydays12
      @daydays12 7 часов назад

      Why do you dislike Gavin Newsom so, much? I suppose you like Maga.

    • @Barbara-nv1ll
      @Barbara-nv1ll 6 часов назад +2

      That's a fact..would love to know when & who came up with the idea and made it happen ... probably kept being mistaken for Gavin & the Meyers boys said, hey, " wait just a dog gon minute, just think of how much fun we could have if..& "the rest is history" as they say.. Brilliant 🩷
      🇨🇦Barbie in Vancouver

    • @_cloudface_
      @_cloudface_ 20 минут назад +1

      What are you talking about, that's the real Gavin Newsom! 😅

    • @nanarose8537
      @nanarose8537 17 минут назад

      ​@@_cloudface_ 😂

  • @Jedi256
    @Jedi256 10 часов назад +151

    I'll say it every time.
    The Meyers brothers are a national treasure.

    • @ozsheila55
      @ozsheila55 8 часов назад +10

      I feel like people really thought he was the governor.😂

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 7 часов назад +6

      @@ozsheila55 I hope the hell they explained to people afterwards that he isn't! Don't want him losing any votes!

    • @maggiebarrettbarrett5684
      @maggiebarrettbarrett5684 6 часов назад +10

      LOVE JIMMY KIMMEL JOE BIDEN AND THE MEYERS BROTHERS , NO FELONS IN MY LIFE TG .

    • @Barbara-nv1ll
      @Barbara-nv1ll 6 часов назад +4

      Yes,they are..must have been a lot of laughter in that home over the years..🩷
      🇨🇦Barbie in Vancouver

    • @laurafay2796
      @laurafay2796 5 часов назад

      We know it's you Hillary lol ❤️

  • @EmpoweredTransition
    @EmpoweredTransition 3 часа назад +49

    Josh Myers is AWESOME

  • @cswanson4476
    @cswanson4476 9 часов назад +23

    “From tent cities to tent suburbs”! I lost it right there. And I was just recovering from “Say Gruyère!”

  • @SebastianHShaw
    @SebastianHShaw 7 часов назад +36

    May Josh have plenty of Newsom-work in the future!

    • @mojo500100
      @mojo500100 18 минут назад

      It’d be great if Larry David would show up in Vermont once in awhile and have some fun with the locals. 😂

  • @JanMorsø
    @JanMorsø 8 часов назад +38

    Hunter skips some tax, pays it, buys a gun | trump steals a truckload of classified documents, stashes them in a hotel toilet with a printer wobbling on top, and that's _just fine,_ putin loves maga, nobody else.

  • @perrieargent9997
    @perrieargent9997 10 часов назад +324

    Go for it Jimmy, the (real non-Trump) world 🌎 love your takes on this utter lunacy America 🇺🇸 has embarked on.

    • @Cinrellaeyes2512
      @Cinrellaeyes2512 9 часов назад +24

      Nicely said 👏

    • @karenatha7890
      @karenatha7890 7 часов назад +1

      Do not use emojis. Jimmy Kimmel does not speak in emojis.​@@Cinrellaeyes2512
      Google chops our language and therefore sucks for teachers as well.

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 3 часа назад +7

      Utter Lunacy is right on

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 3 часа назад +9

      And unfortunately, the lunacy will only get worse, starting in late January.

  • @lovejazzminewilliams8222
    @lovejazzminewilliams8222 11 часов назад +431

    Josh Meyers deserves an Emmy for his performance.

    • @Lepidopterous.
      @Lepidopterous. 11 часов назад +31

      @@lovejazzminewilliams8222 He did awesome. I bet even Newsom would approve!

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 11 часов назад +7

      Well he's pretty good but not great, I hope Jimmy Kimmel at least pays him well 😁

    • @myphan
      @myphan 10 часов назад +15

      Man I did not know he was Seth brother

    • @henrys3629
      @henrys3629 10 часов назад +14

      leap at the end.

    • @TheBierp
      @TheBierp 10 часов назад +18

      @@myphan Nor did I. I watched that whole bit thinking, "That guy looks like Seth."
      Checks out. 😀

  • @ktjamlex
    @ktjamlex 7 часов назад +135

    Hasn't Notre Dame suffered enough?

    • @dhombimaibam7069
      @dhombimaibam7069 2 часа назад

      He was invited dummy🙃🙃🙃

    • @carolross1517
      @carolross1517 2 часа назад +5

      🎯💯👍

    • @Joey-ct8bm
      @Joey-ct8bm 2 часа назад +3

      🤣 The weight of the water from a big water tank would've destroyed the Notre Dame even more.

    • @kevjak51
      @kevjak51 2 часа назад

      do France let convicted felons in then.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 Час назад +1

      @@Joey-ct8bm “flying water tanks” made me laugh a lot harder than it should have 😂

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 11 часов назад +71

    Josh is so good at playin our governor 😂😂😂great monologue Jimmy !

    • @kmm129
      @kmm129 2 часа назад +1

      and totally stumping the voters

  • @ebarteldes
    @ebarteldes 10 часов назад +31

    Josh Meyers impersonates Newsom perfectly

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 12 часов назад +238

    Thanks for the bear and bedcam joke Jimmy, that really made me laugh.
    Newsom isn't perfect, but the only thing giving me a little bit of hope is that he's determined to fight to keep California sane.

    • @freddyespinoza144
      @freddyespinoza144 7 часов назад

      Lmao to that! Don't worry man Trump going to lock up Newsome and Cali will get better 👍

    • @maggiebarrettbarrett5684
      @maggiebarrettbarrett5684 7 часов назад +1

      JOE HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU , YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ,YOUR THE BEST .

    • @shaunscafe
      @shaunscafe 6 часов назад +2

      Thats true. I like how he wants to keep California the place you can be whatever you want. No matter how closed to it you may be for yourself. For other people thats unique.

    • @TRUTH-HAS-ARRIVED
      @TRUTH-HAS-ARRIVED 6 часов назад

      If the Newsome is giving you hope that mean you are hopeless. I suggest move to Canada, no, ...stop.. it will become the 51 State anyway. So, no hope for you.

  • @TheQuasar14
    @TheQuasar14 11 часов назад +49

    God bless Gavin Newsom!

    • @daydays12
      @daydays12 8 часов назад

      Kimmel just spent most of this show disparaging and mocking of Gavin Newsom and demolishing his Californian supporters by sowing seeds of doubt in their minds.
      Kimmel is not standing up for decency against Trump.
      He's doing the opposite. Odious spreading the Maga poison. 😞

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM 2 часа назад +2

      That’s an intelligent, well spoken man. And might I add, eye candy to boot.

    • @lucydicassio2021
      @lucydicassio2021 48 минут назад

      He is a fracking crook!

  • @pierceaero3005
    @pierceaero3005 12 часов назад +61

    Heavy sigh to this day.

  • @creolelady4096
    @creolelady4096 3 часа назад +74

    I love Jimmy Kimmel I watch him every night here in Philly 💯👍🏾♥️

  • @CatsandJP
    @CatsandJP 11 часов назад +297

    I’m an Australian childless cat lady and I love it… I take great delight in watching Jimmy and seeing what the “ orange felon and his cronies” get up to just for amusement sake…because Australian politics are no where near as screwed up as American politics are right now…my sympathies are with those Americans who voted for “the orange felon” not really knowing how they have managed to bugger the country for the next 4 years.

    • @rackbar17
      @rackbar17 11 часов назад +5

      Ever thought to yourself “ hmmm America has spoken and they’re tired of democrats?”

    • @jacquesrock7102
      @jacquesrock7102 11 часов назад

      Well said. How come Macron invite a convicted felon to Notre Dame.

    • @jamesbinns8528
      @jamesbinns8528 11 часов назад +9

      ​@rackbar17 Indeed. Humans are naturally inclined to want an authoritarian government, and less personal autonomy. MAGA! MTGA!

    • @Nick-q8k
      @Nick-q8k 11 часов назад +1

      ​@@rackbar17no

    • @MichelleStrickland-t1n
      @MichelleStrickland-t1n 11 часов назад

      Hmmm maybe I should do some research before I vote not just watching Fox news. ​@@rackbar17

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 10 часов назад +170

    Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel and crew! 💙💙💙

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 11 часов назад +525

    Thank you Jimmy. Keeping us sane keeping us laughing. We need this for the next 4 years.

    • @juliandnadi
      @juliandnadi 11 часов назад +22

      For real

    • @gemcan54
      @gemcan54 11 часов назад +5

      KIMMIE IS FULL OF HAMAS HYPOCRISY.

    • @YKO8143
      @YKO8143 10 часов назад

      Get out of here, MAGA nut!! ​@@gemcan54

    • @robinalford2186
      @robinalford2186 10 часов назад

      What makes you think it will end in 4 years? Trump refused to leave the White House once. He will stay with the backing of his minions this time. Too many people are afraid of him.

    • @matrilhamilton1568
      @matrilhamilton1568 9 часов назад

      You believe a man can get pregnant by changing his pronouns and dont know what a woman is. That's sane is it?

  • @jvvoid
    @jvvoid 9 часов назад +121

    Jimmy is the best of all the late nighters. Best writers, best delivery. Good on you JK.

  • @delaine5432
    @delaine5432 11 часов назад +156

    Is Senator Cronyn just dense???? Or has he been asleep for the last 10 years. This is comical if it weren't so hypocritical.

    • @stella-gx8ne
      @stella-gx8ne 11 часов назад +41

      He’s from Texass. Education is no further than a men’s restroom.

    • @latrellcarter3281
      @latrellcarter3281 6 часов назад

      I love how t hey clutch those pearls for anything Biden but trump and his grifters get a free pass....such hypocrites!

    • @archmage_of_the_aether
      @archmage_of_the_aether 4 часа назад +4

      He's not wrong, just not consistent

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 3 часа назад

      Republicans are tragically unable to detect irony. Even when they're the ones emitting it.

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 3 часа назад

      Bought and paid for is what the Reds all are.

  • @JayneDoe420
    @JayneDoe420 7 часов назад +148

    Jimmy & crew ✌🏻Governor Gov. Newsom, thank you for keeping California clean & safe from you know who 🤢

    • @b.t.2796
      @b.t.2796 5 часов назад +7

      Newsom?😂 NEWSOM?😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrMustangMan2005
      @MrMustangMan2005 4 часа назад

      @@b.t.2796 kamala

    • @luisd8216
      @luisd8216 4 часа назад +4

      You’re kidding right? Wow you are so lost if you think Newsom is doing anything good in Commifornia

    • @edbarron
      @edbarron 4 часа назад +2

      ​@@luisd8216what a fool

    • @mikeb5664
      @mikeb5664 3 часа назад

      @@luisd8216 LA County alone has a larger GDP than 43 entire US states. Which useless state are you in?

  • @rayfabris2512
    @rayfabris2512 11 часов назад +45

    thank God I live in California

    • @FortunateXpat
      @FortunateXpat 8 часов назад +4

      Thank Zeus I live in Sicily. 😂

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 Час назад +4

      Thank Thor that I live in Danmark!

  • @NancyLynnHancock
    @NancyLynnHancock 11 часов назад +57

    Forget the 51st state. California, wanna be the 11th province? I see a bright future for us all ❤

    • @christinashadinger3074
      @christinashadinger3074 10 часов назад +13

      How about Washington State? Just one border crossing away!

    • @SofiaMelander
      @SofiaMelander 8 часов назад +2

      Why? Things had gone to 😈when countries had switched from monarchy to republic.. Better if Canada sticks to Commonwealth.. 😉

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine 2 часа назад +1

      Do you want to build a bridge across the West Coast?

    • @shepardbook
      @shepardbook Час назад +5

      Get Washington, Oregon and California. Call it Lower British Columbia!

  • @sharbear4248
    @sharbear4248 11 часов назад +309

    Hypocrisy is a virtue on the right. It’s pathetic!

    • @KeiVeureschy777
      @KeiVeureschy777 10 часов назад

      The right is always right. The left is wrong! 🙊🙈

    • @KeiVeureschy777
      @KeiVeureschy777 9 часов назад +8

      The right is always right! 👌

    • @Rebelfire75
      @Rebelfire75 9 часов назад +6

      @@KeiVeureschy777 Wrong.

    • @KeiVeureschy777
      @KeiVeureschy777 9 часов назад

      @Rebelfire
      Yes, you are!

    • @matrilhamilton1568
      @matrilhamilton1568 9 часов назад +5

      What you mean like chucking a tantrum over the judge pardoning Trump but not when Biden pardons his son?

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 11 часов назад +594

    My conversation with maga has been hilarious. 91 charges dismissed, then, a few days later Hunter gets a pardon, and they lose their minds!

    • @defaultusername1145
      @defaultusername1145 11 часов назад +52

      I’m MAGA and I support a hunter pardon

    • @RubbingPotatoes
      @RubbingPotatoes 11 часов назад

      The difference is that Joe Biden was committed to letting Hunter Biden face the justice dept. Biden clearly made the promise he would not pardon Hunter, and he broke that promise. It's Black and white.

    • @Hillary4SupremeRuler
      @Hillary4SupremeRuler 10 часов назад +63

      ​@@defaultusername1145Oh look! A reasonable Trumper in the wild!

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 10 часов назад +4

      @@defaultusername1145 I'm Republican and hate Trump and is OK with Hunter's pardon. Trump pardoned over 200 criminals that were worse than Hunter.

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 10 часов назад

      How he got away with January 6th ill never know. If Rishi had lied about election fraud in the UK and stirred up a mob to attack parliament and people died, he'd be in prison, let alone allowed to run for PM again. America has embarrassed itself

  • @BettyVeronica2.0
    @BettyVeronica2.0 10 часов назад +51

    Seth's bro as Governor Gavin Newsom is so choice! 👍🏻💙🏆😂

    • @michaelbraum77
      @michaelbraum77 9 часов назад +1

      That's why he reminds me of Seth Meyers!

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 8 часов назад +1

      They even sound alike

  • @TaterFarmer
    @TaterFarmer 11 часов назад +24

    That’s a brown bear with cubs,no laughing matter. That guy was in real danger!

  • @bwenluck9812
    @bwenluck9812 4 часа назад +58

    The irony is lost on the GOP.

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 2 часа назад +3

      @@bwenluck9812 As is any form of sanity! 🥴🗽💙

  • @seekerstan
    @seekerstan 11 часов назад +253

    He's a convicted felon how dose he still have a passport?

    • @Dan-yz4qz
      @Dan-yz4qz 11 часов назад

      Clearly he's above the law , nobody in government has a pair to stand up to tRump, so here we are

    • @18wheelers31
      @18wheelers31 11 часов назад +4

      move on your unburdened that has been is defeated big time !!😅😊😂

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist 11 часов назад +35

      ​@@18wheelers31 Huh? Is that language you're using called Esperanto?

    • @watata1t
      @watata1t 11 часов назад +42

      ​@@AncientActivisti guess russia sent all the english teachers to the front

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist 11 часов назад +16

      @@watata1t haha! True, that!

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 10 часов назад +56

    "In America, *anyone* can become president, and *that's* the problem". - George Carlin.

  • @Fahima90
    @Fahima90 11 часов назад +237

    Trump actually pardoned Charles Kushner, his son inlaws father and appointed him to his cabinet.

    • @cindytripp
      @cindytripp 11 часов назад +16

      Ambassadors are not considered cabinet level positions.

    • @AncientActivist
      @AncientActivist 11 часов назад +27

      ​@@cindytrippYah, Ambassador to FRANCE! Holy cow 🐄 😳

    • @chri5g3n3
      @chri5g3n3 11 часов назад +17

      So where exactly are the goalposts now? Just so we know ​@@cindytripp

    • @aesea57804
      @aesea57804 11 часов назад

      Our Ambassador to France is a pardoned felon-can he legally enter France? And would he be allowed back into the US, if he weren’t “above the law”? You know, like a regular citizen?

    • @joycem4961
      @joycem4961 11 часов назад +2

      @@Fahima90 is there anyone he appointed that isn’t a sex abuser, or women.

  • @guesswho2378
    @guesswho2378 9 часов назад +13

    Jimmy, that guy who did the California governor piece was the funniest, cleverly quick-witty thing I've seen from your show in ages. Bring that guy back because he was really that good.

    • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
      @TracyAdams-ry2fc 7 часов назад +7

      Josh Meyers, Seth Myers’ brother.

    • @SimbaRobyn
      @SimbaRobyn Час назад +2

      He’s recurring on the show…he’s so good!

  • @liettegirard8124
    @liettegirard8124 11 часов назад +118

    All I want , is to hear jimmy K. Give me the news. Thank you from Montreal

  • @happiersoul
    @happiersoul 2 часа назад +5

    Thank you Jimmy and Josh Meyers for always making me laugh out loud. Blessings to all who make us laugh this holiday season...and always🎄

  • @normdeplume863
    @normdeplume863 11 часов назад +110

    Nobody is hoping Newsom runs for POTUS more than Josh Meyers.

  • @samanthasimental3788
    @samanthasimental3788 10 часов назад +33

    I can't believe people don't know their own Governor.

    • @honeybunch5765
      @honeybunch5765 7 часов назад +1

      I'm not surprised. 😂

    • @yankis.
      @yankis. 6 часов назад +4

      Is anyone surprised at this point? Half of Americans don't even know who's running for president.

  • @phoney_mcring_ring
    @phoney_mcring_ring 11 часов назад +30

    Josh Meyers is always hilarious

  • @sharons5714
    @sharons5714 10 часов назад +165

    Aren’t they afraid Notre Dame will burst into flames when DonOld enters?

    • @foxopolos9681
      @foxopolos9681 8 часов назад +10

      People say that "the devil looks after his own"!

    • @Meriale46
      @Meriale46 8 часов назад

      It's more like Trump will burst into flames and burn the place down again.

    • @SofiaMelander
      @SofiaMelander 8 часов назад +5

      Notre Dame was build during a time when they had a monarch, so...

    • @thewolfdoctor761
      @thewolfdoctor761 7 часов назад +10

      The smell of sulfur will be unbearable.

    • @karenatha7890
      @karenatha7890 7 часов назад +2

      Not afraid, you fearful one!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 12 часов назад +310

    Donnie picks his cabinet the same way he picks his nose... and gets similar results...

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 12 часов назад +35

      Those tiny fingers can really get in there, too.

    • @FOREALZ-t4m
      @FOREALZ-t4m 12 часов назад +4

      Couldn’t be worse than the current bunch of misfits, 😂😂

    • @leesakat
      @leesakat 11 часов назад +33

      I saw in a comment somewhere else not so much a cabinet as a junk drawer😅!

    • @leesakat
      @leesakat 11 часов назад +9

      @@NewMessage 😂

    • @jeremyway-ue1xq
      @jeremyway-ue1xq 11 часов назад +5

      @@FOREALZ-t4mYou need some fresh air to clear your brain!!

  • @marylaereman4981
    @marylaereman4981 10 часов назад +46

    Jimmy Kimmel, Thank You for sharing your brilliance and comical talent.

    • @daydays12
      @daydays12 8 часов назад

      Mocking and disparaging Gavin Newsom and his supporters is comic?
      It is odious. Why is Kimmel spreading Trump/Maga lies? He could have called the Governor of California 'new scum' to make his anti decency/democracy point even clearer.
      Corporate media which Kimmel is part of has caved in to Trump. It is not funny or brilliant.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 12 часов назад +17

    I wish it was 'Take Back Tuesday.' So we could return Donald Trump to the Jerk Store, as a defective piece of garbage.

  • @sethie_shots
    @sethie_shots 9 часов назад +38

    It breaks my brain to think about how a republican can talk about respecting law and order. How can they claim some moral high ground with a sleezeball in chief

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder 7 часов назад

      It's on brand. They are also still claiming to be budget hawks after voting in favor of Trumps tax cuts.

    • @Barbara-nv1ll
      @Barbara-nv1ll 7 часов назад

      Oooh, sethie_sh
      and don't forget to mention his MAGA gang of thugs, corrupt lawyers, on and on and on😡🤬
      but summed it up beautifully 🩷
      🇨🇦Barbie in Vancouver

  • @janm2473
    @janm2473 11 часов назад +48

    SETH'S BROTHER IS REALLY GOOD AS GAVIN !!!!

    • @drfranks1158
      @drfranks1158 10 часов назад +4

      He is OK, but residents on the streets he interacts with deserve all the credit. They're really gullible and not too bright.

    • @robertshaw5599
      @robertshaw5599 9 часов назад +3

      LOL so all the people in this skit are people that were fooled into believing that its Gavin?

    • @robertshaw5599
      @robertshaw5599 9 часов назад +1

      I bet lots are not fooled the ratio must be much higher of dismissing him a sa troll but they protend people are dumber in real life then they really are these man on the street skits.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 часов назад

      @@robertshaw5599 I sure hope so!

  • @Jerry-fn5nx
    @Jerry-fn5nx 5 часов назад +8

    Love Josh Meyers as Newsome. 👍

  • @zgrendelz
    @zgrendelz 11 часов назад +39

    that footage of the bears and family was stellar!

  • @beliasanders7984
    @beliasanders7984 3 часа назад +40

    How can a convicted felon becomes allowed to leave the country???????

    • @MazxRidesAgain
      @MazxRidesAgain 48 минут назад +4

      I believe the issue is more that the receiving country tends to ban convicts, it’s pretty rare for US Border personal to screen people leaving the country. Of course it also makes me wonder why one would let a convicted criminal back into the country. Why not make them the other countries problem. “You wanted them? They are all yours!” LOL

  • @aliciageary7653
    @aliciageary7653 12 часов назад +235

    I watch Jimmy K to get the news. Thanks man.

    • @lauraanne5175
      @lauraanne5175 11 часов назад +12

      Me too, when Seth Myers is on vacation

    • @emjaygee4464
      @emjaygee4464 11 часов назад

      well then stupid

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 11 часов назад +6

      Yes! And have some fun too!

    • @Rpx587
      @Rpx587 11 часов назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @ronster58
      @ronster58 10 часов назад +2

      No please say you don’t rely on a late night talk show to get your news! Stunning.

  • @corniscollum3702
    @corniscollum3702 8 часов назад +87

    Trump should be in JAIL.

    • @AnitaGriffinAnita-g9h
      @AnitaGriffinAnita-g9h 4 часа назад +8

      @corniscollum3702 Yes he should because he committed all kinds of crimes and still is not locked up

    • @PARCPROD
      @PARCPROD 4 часа назад

      Agreed. But Hunter Biden too.

    • @johnbrus6416
      @johnbrus6416 Час назад

      Well he's not. Trump is about to be your president once again. Just cope with it.

    • @S-sp2fe
      @S-sp2fe 31 минуту назад +2

      @@johnbrus6416 Is that why your ancestors fought to be free of kings? So you could cope with making your own?

    • @justincase6588
      @justincase6588 27 минут назад

      'Wake me up when Trump's term ends. From Green Day...adapted.❤from 🇨🇦. Your 51st state.

  • @normahernandez355
    @normahernandez355 3 часа назад +38

    Go Biden Go Biden …..your the man!!!! Love it!!! 💙

  • @LaughOutSlow
    @LaughOutSlow 11 часов назад +24

    Love You Jimmy

  • @banjaxed2again76
    @banjaxed2again76 10 часов назад +14

    they better be ready to re-consecrate it after his appearance in it.

  • @blakenorman504
    @blakenorman504 11 часов назад +36

    Josh Meyers IS Gavin Newsom😂

  • @paratroopergirl4064
    @paratroopergirl4064 9 часов назад +22

    Do not watch the upcoming inauguration. Turn off your TV at midnight on Monday, 20 January 2025. A 24 hour blackout...

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 3 часа назад +2

      I promise you i will NOT watch it. The thought of listening to trump’s second inaugural speech is cringeworthy. I can’t imagine it being worse than the carnage speech but I’m sure it will be

    • @lindaandsteffi
      @lindaandsteffi 3 часа назад +1

      Great idea !

  • @allenedwards2940
    @allenedwards2940 11 часов назад +21

    I love how instead of "cheese" for the picture, he named all kinds of exotic cheeses. Pretty funny.

  • @t.nguyen5806
    @t.nguyen5806 5 часов назад +287

    I am so glad President Biden pardoned his son. Thank you President Biden and you did an awesome job 💐 🌹.

    • @nancybarta8167
      @nancybarta8167 3 часа назад +12

      Couldnt have said it better!

    • @marymcdonald2934
      @marymcdonald2934 2 часа назад +17

      I would have been so disappointed if he hadn't pardoned his son. He really is awesome.

    • @macheagleandromeda8297
      @macheagleandromeda8297 2 часа назад

      Seriously, guys...wat are u even thinking? Trump is gonna pardon himself bcoz Biden lied & pardon Hunter.

    • @ernestb3900
      @ernestb3900 Час назад

      But unfortunatly bRumph won the office by the slimmest of margins in history but you know bRumph he lied as usual and claimed he had a mandate which he did not the only reason they won was people like the lady in TX that challeged 32 thousand voters and no one did anything and just allowed it to happen now why was that? Oh right that is a red state with a crooked Gov who flaunts federal law and lets not forget a gerrymandered districts so they will alway win. Voters surpression that is how they win not by comming up with a better plan for their voters when you have people like Cornyn/Cruz as your senator what do you expect?

    • @jkinney5
      @jkinney5 41 минуту назад +2

      So you're OK with Trump pardoning anyone he wants, then? Just checking if you have different standards for people on the other team.

  • @kyon2wheels776
    @kyon2wheels776 12 часов назад +122

    Love ya Jimmy! Keep on doing it right. 🤘

  • @angiecarrera6465
    @angiecarrera6465 2 часа назад +3

    I love this show and that Jimmy Kimmel is its host! Cannot see getting thru the years ahead without him!🎉

  • @steveb796
    @steveb796 11 часов назад +145

    Orange has spent more time in Stormy Tuesday than he has in church.

  • @edg3048
    @edg3048 3 часа назад +7

    The last people I want to hear from about "breaking the law" is the GOP.

  • @reddy272
    @reddy272 11 часов назад +21

    Josh Meyers impression of Gavin Newsom is getting to be eerily accurate. I really had to do a double take when I saw him tonight.

  • @jameszuniga7573
    @jameszuniga7573 10 часов назад +10

    The bear was like, "Wait, I'm a bear. Charge!!"

  • @easyalarm
    @easyalarm 12 часов назад +32

    People nowadays are really daring to be shameless.

    • @JayneDoe420
      @JayneDoe420 7 часов назад

      Shamelessness it's their super power.😳

  • @patriciaschilling6290
    @patriciaschilling6290 10 часов назад +20

    I didn’t hear Jimmy say Josh Meyers. I watched the video and thought to myself..self? Why does this guy look like Seth Meyers? I’m so stupid! 🤣😂 Hey! I work nights, and Tuesdays are my Fridays. I’m so over it! Great job to Josh Meyers! Thank you Jimmy!

  • @Hendawg738
    @Hendawg738 11 часов назад +50

    It whiskey Wednesday

    • @danielabilez3619
      @danielabilez3619 11 часов назад +1

      There was a time.

    • @DonFahquidmi
      @DonFahquidmi 11 часов назад +4

      It's still Tuesday in Hawaii, but I am having a sip or two anyway.

    • @tommcfadden5232
      @tommcfadden5232 Час назад

      @@DonFahquidmiit’s Tequila Tuesday

  • @homiehomerson2705
    @homiehomerson2705 10 часов назад +14

    Great job Jimmy and I thank you for all the great laughs....but dude, please realize that the brownshirts are gonna come for you. Take action.

  • @cindypoole6792
    @cindypoole6792 12 часов назад +46

    I'm a kitty foster and take care of feral colonies, that's my way of giving back.

    • @RebeccaSaraWard
      @RebeccaSaraWard 11 часов назад +8

      I wish there were more people like you. I miss my cat. She was 15. Her name was Holly. I grew up with abusive parents and moved constantly. She was my one stability. When I moved away the minute I turned 18, I knew I wasn't going to see her again, but I thought she'd die of old age. She died in a fire. I left my sisters behind too, to prepare somewhere for them to come to when they're old enough to leave. I have a lot of guilt about them and Holly which I've turned into writing and advocacy. I've actually made a bit of progress finally - whistle blew the education system. Took three months, but it's getting there.

    • @markvanderstelt8999
      @markvanderstelt8999 11 часов назад

      Cat people Need to stop dumping unfixed cats outside and stop being Lazy pet owners or you are just spinning your wheels besides it is the wildlife who pay baby birds die by the thousands at the hands of Feral Cats if those were Kittens being killed cat people would go Nuts.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 часа назад

      TNR!

  • @Thomas_H_Sears
    @Thomas_H_Sears 11 часов назад +10

    "Tray, there's a bear in the car..' What love language is that?

  • @elliegolfam4939
    @elliegolfam4939 11 часов назад +163

    I LOVE the segments with Josh Meyers as Gavin Newsom 😂😂😂 Keep em comin!!!

    • @RussellChinn-pt6xs
      @RussellChinn-pt6xs 10 часов назад +3

      Newsom has a serious job he trying to do. This was just pointless.

    • @SamuelLopez-j6c
      @SamuelLopez-j6c 10 часов назад +3

      Is That SETH MAYERS?????😮😮😮😮😮😮😂😂😂😂 MEYERS

    • @great-garden-watch
      @great-garden-watch 10 часов назад +2

      Ooo thanks. Couldn’t figure out if the governor played himself (not from California)

    • @thatjayne
      @thatjayne 9 часов назад +3

      Absolutely 💯

    • @thatjayne
      @thatjayne 9 часов назад +9

      @@SamuelLopez-j6cno it’s his brother Josh Meyers 😊

  • @cindygreene1306
    @cindygreene1306 6 часов назад +6

    Josh as Gavin might be my favorite thing in life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markrincon832
    @markrincon832 11 часов назад +82

    Newsome is a great person I agree with him and I will fight for my freedom with him

    • @18wheelers31
      @18wheelers31 11 часов назад +3

      Did you fall from the coconut tree ?😅😅😅😂

    • @allan35ism
      @allan35ism 11 часов назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @daydays12
      @daydays12 8 часов назад +2

      @@18wheelers31 Why don't you watch Fox in your basement.?

    • @daydays12
      @daydays12 8 часов назад

      @@allan35ism Pathetic, and disturbed.

    • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
      @TracyAdams-ry2fc 6 часов назад

      I wonder if the people thought he was Governor Gavin Newsom?

  • @ScherrieJohnson-nd7uc
    @ScherrieJohnson-nd7uc 10 часов назад +9

    That Senator is so Hilarious 🤣

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 11 часов назад +19

    Boy, Disney's live action remake of Hunchback of Notre Dame is gonna be even worse than we thought, they got Trump for Frollo

  • @chasingperfect28
    @chasingperfect28 10 часов назад +28

    Governor Newsom and Josh Meyers need to do a short series together. Just film their adventures around California. A road trip with the Newsoms.

  • @magfam9980
    @magfam9980 11 часов назад +333

    Thought France didn't allow felons to travel, he is also out on bail, so he shouldn't be allowed to go to France

    • @annette-fl2uy
      @annette-fl2uy 11 часов назад +28

      Maybe you're thinking Canada 🇨🇦. They don't allow convicted felons in.

    • @4-Methylaminor3x
      @4-Methylaminor3x 11 часов назад +15

      I think France will take you but they shouldn't if you're out on bail.

    • @Zelda-t1n
      @Zelda-t1n 11 часов назад +18

      We know Don is above the law.

    • @davidpurser4938
      @davidpurser4938 11 часов назад +4

      VIPs like President Trump are entitled to exceptions. Accept it.

    • @Joseph-w5e4z
      @Joseph-w5e4z 11 часов назад +14

      lol is he out on bail for real? that's wild man. what a time to be alive.

  • @ojj75
    @ojj75 11 часов назад +14

    Gavin Newsom and Seth Meyers are twins. 😄

  • @gordongannon
    @gordongannon 11 часов назад +22

    Giving Tuesday in a country without universal healthcare 😂😂

  • @theresacats
    @theresacats 8 часов назад +41

    Thank you Jimmy ! We love you and President Joe Biden !💙❤️

  • @dmarykavanagh
    @dmarykavanagh 12 часов назад +41

    Thank you for being here. You replaced Johnny for me!!

  • @Kiks-Wisdom-sotto
    @Kiks-Wisdom-sotto 7 часов назад +3

    Sen. John Cornyn's speech would be the greatest comedy speech at the Presidential Inauguration Jan. 20, 2025. "WE SHOULD NOT PARDON CRIMINALS"!

  • @JoyTheLazyCatLady
    @JoyTheLazyCatLady 11 часов назад +18

    Maybe I can move to California since I can't move to Canada. I just want to live and feel safe and secure.

    • @daydays12
      @daydays12 7 часов назад

      Kimmel was disparaging and mocking both the Governor and people of California. Doing Maga's horrible work for them and sucking up to Trump.

  • @clairemontoya2791
    @clairemontoya2791 10 часов назад +25

    Is he allowed leave the country with all his convictions?

    • @jordancutajar2431
      @jordancutajar2431 10 часов назад

      bot

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 8 часов назад

      Maybe he can leave but is he allowed off the plane in any civilised country?

    • @SofiaMelander
      @SofiaMelander 7 часов назад

      Meanwhile, people aren't allowed to get into US if they have a 30 year old drug conviction and they let Trump go wherever he wants?

  • @Angelicus-p5p
    @Angelicus-p5p 11 часов назад +20

    Bears have been opening car doors in North Vancouver for years. Probably more film out there.

  • @jasonmullins7115
    @jasonmullins7115 3 часа назад +2

    I don't usually like the little sketches at the end of the monologue. But Josh Meyers as Governor Newcom is hilarious!

  • @trenacemoore5583
    @trenacemoore5583 11 часов назад +37

    Didn't know convicted felons could leave the country.😮

    • @tandiparent1906
      @tandiparent1906 10 часов назад +2

      🤔I thought that they usually couldn't leave their own state (without permission) much less being able to leave the country.🔵

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 9 часов назад +4

      Still don't know why he is invited - he's not even President yet. Shame on France.

    • @stanswaby
      @stanswaby 8 часов назад

      Watching this from Europe we are shocked, stunned and stupefied that you in USA have to listen to these hypocrites defending the biggest deplorable. Jeez… enough already!! We feel your pain América and can’t wait for it to be over…. When America is no longer an embarrassment; is great again and the whining, cheating felonious orange grifter is in prison where he belongs

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 3 часа назад

      @@joanne4758agree!

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 3 часа назад

      Well unfortunately trump is obviously above the law

  • @ivo4357
    @ivo4357 5 часов назад +4

    they changed the "he who is WITHOUT sin cast the first stone" to "he who has the MOST SINS".
    that's the party of 'NO law and Border' for you.

  • @elnumberjuan111
    @elnumberjuan111 12 часов назад +70

    Jimmy Kimmel is Number Juan☝️🤣💯👍

  • @codysmith4578
    @codysmith4578 3 часа назад +34

    I love people's comments on Jimmy's monologs. It gives me great joy knowing many of us are able to keep our sanity watching them. 😂😂😂

    • @jamesparker1071
      @jamesparker1071 2 часа назад

      Jimmy has a bad history with young boys.....

  • @gjh9299
    @gjh9299 11 часов назад +42

    Biden, pardon Jimmy and Stephen and John before the monster takes office

    • @jordancutajar2431
      @jordancutajar2431 10 часов назад

      The 3 you listed are monsters and they will pay

    • @elrando5981
      @elrando5981 10 часов назад +6

      Don’t forget to pardon Seth, as well. He arguably started this Trump insanity when he hosted the 2011 White House correspondents dinner

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 9 часов назад

      ​@@elrando5981Seth definitely started this.

    • @elrando5981
      @elrando5981 9 часов назад +1

      @@jordancutajar2431 Nah

    • @jordancutajar2431
      @jordancutajar2431 9 часов назад

      @@elrando5981 yes and I I will enjoy every second of it

  • @ryanm4319
    @ryanm4319 3 часа назад +50

    Conservatives: “HUNTER BROKE A GUN LAW, PUT HIM IN JAIL!”
    Also Conservatives: “Eliminate the ATF and all prosecutable gun laws now!”

    • @sekenamcmurren2217
      @sekenamcmurren2217 Час назад +5

      🗣️ Trump broke multiple laws put him in jail!

    • @jeaniebop
      @jeaniebop Час назад +2

      Also, the orange guy is going to pardon all of the January 6 criminals!!

  • @billlee8321
    @billlee8321 11 часов назад +77

    Trump at Notre Dame - "I don't get it. This place is so old. Why not put a hotel here?"

    • @SofiaMelander
      @SofiaMelander 8 часов назад

      Those buildings came along when they had monarchs..

    • @maggiebarrettbarrett5684
      @maggiebarrettbarrett5684 6 часов назад

      FELONS ARE ALLOWED INTO FRANCE ?????. DISCUSTING .

    • @excolo3290
      @excolo3290 5 часов назад

      @@SofiaMelander And so, what does that prove? Political regimes can change in 800 years, America will perhaps understand that one day. Beware, it could happen sooner than we think.

  • @Ali_g72
    @Ali_g72 8 часов назад +3

    Thank you Jimmy
    From an Australian Cat-less Child Man.

  • @serranosoundstudios
    @serranosoundstudios 11 часов назад +252

    Rock on Joe Biden you do you and you did a great job. Thanks Joe 🤘🤘🤘🤘💙

    • @shirleyhunt8769
      @shirleyhunt8769 10 часов назад +16

      So right ✅ 👏 🙌 👌

    • @KeiVeureschy777
      @KeiVeureschy777 9 часов назад

      U.S. Sen. Gary Peters, D-Mich., chairman of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, called Biden's pardon "wrong." 👌

    • @robearle3976
      @robearle3976 9 часов назад +2

      Yah right!…….

    • @theresacats
      @theresacats 8 часов назад +12

      Thanks Joe ! You did a great job ! We love you Joe !💙❤️

    • @messijr5145
      @messijr5145 7 часов назад

      @@robearle3976I’m definitely eating your bread. Life is fuxking great! Peace from south Orange County :)

  • @Catherine-ut7qx
    @Catherine-ut7qx Час назад +1

    Jimmy Kimmel makes my day with my morning laughs. His show openers are 10 stars!😅

  • @Thrankson
    @Thrankson 11 часов назад +9

    Advent, the culmination of consumer Christmas 🎅 😂

  • @pricky6140
    @pricky6140 7 часов назад +5

    When Jimmy talked about the pardons from that politician from Texas he should of had a side screen of the people trump pardoned cause lots of Americans forget this.

  • @cillnvrmind5577
    @cillnvrmind5577 11 часов назад +18

    Newsome spoof was hilarious!

    • @daydays12
      @daydays12 7 часов назад

      Why do you dislike one of the few politicians standing up against Trump so much and enjoy his loyal supporters being mocked and tricked?
      The US is even worse than I thought 😞
      Fox's take on "new scum" as Trump calls him is close.

  • @chuyocaca4153
    @chuyocaca4153 10 часов назад +8

    I say let France keep Trump in Exchange! for Macron. at least Melania would back the Idea. [She still has the Hots! for him]

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 3 часа назад +2

      Thought she had the hots for Trudeau??

  • @musicinggp
    @musicinggp 11 часов назад +19

    First time I've seen "gavin" on your show, Jimmy!

  • @patriciapage2109
    @patriciapage2109 3 часа назад +5

    JK ❣️ you have the heart of a Lion and I sincerely hope you continue through the next tumultuous 4 years of chumpys bullshit. We love you. We need you. HELP ❣️