Bear and Goose at the End of Everything

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @TheRyderShotgunn
    @TheRyderShotgunn 6 лет назад +3771

    (throws up a little after a meal)
    *GOD DAMMIT BEAR*

    • @katherinemorelle7115
      @katherinemorelle7115 5 лет назад +14

      Mark Donald lucky. I have reflux, so it’s really bloody common for me. I have to stay sitting up for at least an hour after eating, or it slowly travels back up.

    • @MyBrainVent
      @MyBrainVent 5 лет назад +5

      @@katherinemorelle7115 I share your misery. damn that bear.

    • @abxsmal
      @abxsmal 5 лет назад

      Especially after i eat diary

    • @newhandle_2552
      @newhandle_2552 5 лет назад

      VuUrp

    • @abxsmal
      @abxsmal 5 лет назад

      @Cosmic Maybe he did but throwing up a little bit in your mouth after eating something also happens. Then you have to rush to the toilet to spit it out. Has happened to me.

  • @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi
    @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi 5 лет назад +9353

    The answer to everything is “bear put it in”

    • @blainecurtis2634
      @blainecurtis2634 5 лет назад +75

      I like it

    • @benjaminolsson2162
      @benjaminolsson2162 5 лет назад +120

      Well they said the meaning would not be in plain sight. Why not a sentient bear with God powers not listening to a goose then? It's not the worst idea we've had. And if "bear put it in" is the meaning then why wouldn't he put the thought about this video in exurb1a's head to tell us about it. We would never know it was reality anyways. And it would not even matter if it was.
      C'mon, it'll be fun. 🐻

    • @pupco5613
      @pupco5613 5 лет назад +82

      bear put it in has two meanings. bear put it in and bear, put it in. so that must have been a good time at the end ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @space9989
      @space9989 4 года назад +61

      Why is life so hard, why would there be so much sadness?
      *BEAR PUT IT IN*

    • @MaSx94
      @MaSx94 4 года назад +32

      Sometimes it's 'Zeus put it in.'

  • @oaxis8198
    @oaxis8198 4 года назад +2424

    I’m convinced he did this video just for that Neil de goose Tyson joke

    • @Tank175
      @Tank175 3 года назад +101

      Nonono he did it for the Quack joke

    • @halfiem2510
      @halfiem2510 3 года назад +56

      The "i bearly know you" one

    • @nesarjalili8136
      @nesarjalili8136 Год назад

      I was dead with that one

  • @Rain_MG
    @Rain_MG 5 лет назад +10317

    Do you realize that we can't actually scientifically prove this wrong

    • @ratflakes3135
      @ratflakes3135 4 года назад +1071

      Time to start worshipping a bear and a goose. Personally, I am quite happy with this outcome.

    • @hiruuk
      @hiruuk 4 года назад +340

      I want this as my religion

    • @Bash8282
      @Bash8282 4 года назад +130

      Well claiming this is real the burden of proof is on you to prove that this is real

    • @megugu2155
      @megugu2155 4 года назад +33

      Russell's teapot says "yeah"

    • @swift9515
      @swift9515 4 года назад +147

      @@Bash8282 Christianity has the same burden and look how far its gone

  • @rustyarkmore5643
    @rustyarkmore5643 6 лет назад +14134

    *You can make a religion out of this.*

    • @JD-jl4yy
      @JD-jl4yy 6 лет назад +169

      rUsty ARK & More don't.

    • @ventaxi768
      @ventaxi768 6 лет назад +433

      no, wait, dont

    • @5slistenup.a10isspeaking2
      @5slistenup.a10isspeaking2 6 лет назад +231

      rUsty ARK & More made it anyway

    • @SophiaLilithUwU
      @SophiaLilithUwU 6 лет назад +76

      Don't.
      All you need to do is apprechiate life and the universe around you. That's is just enough.
      We don't need yet another religion taking away from natures beauty by diminishing it with man-made myths and monsters.

    • @rustyarkmore5643
      @rustyarkmore5643 6 лет назад +38

      Abraxas Science > Any Religion.

  • @giovannimattei.
    @giovannimattei. 6 лет назад +4268

    This gave me goosebumps and bearbumps at the same time

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 6 лет назад +7422

    Are Bear and Goose the two voices at the end of Minecraft??

  • @walterwang4669
    @walterwang4669 5 лет назад +326

    You only made this video to include “Neil Degoose Tyson” didn’t you?
    You wonderful bastard.

    • @shivambhanushali3086
      @shivambhanushali3086 2 года назад +9

      Also the quarks joke. I bet the quarks joke is what gave him/her/them the idea

    • @el_c
      @el_c 3 месяца назад

      ​@@shivambhanushali3086 Bears, Baryons - missed opportunity! 🐻‍❄

  • @maruwapofilms815
    @maruwapofilms815 5 лет назад +1889

    "And there will be these little bugs called wasps that sting you for no reason and it hurts real bad!"
    "Don't put that in."
    BEAR PUT IT IN

    • @jerrygreenest
      @jerrygreenest 4 года назад +31

      And little annoying insects called mosquitoes, they will be in places where it’s warm, so people there won’t feel too comfortable. Also, it will smell sex, interrupting the process. “And bear put it in”

    • @MohamedAliKorimELFATAY
      @MohamedAliKorimELFATAY 3 года назад +7

      And there will be bullies
      And darkness
      And sad shitty breakups
      Bear put it in

    • @migolan6606
      @migolan6606 2 года назад +5

      Wasps are really nice to me though... Haven't ever been stung by one and they usually gather around me when i eat apples outside. Sometimes they almost get in my mouth... Wish they wouldn't do that.

    • @yuckfou514
      @yuckfou514 2 года назад +3

      And cats will bite and scratch out of nowhere even when they're purring.
      DON'T PUT THAT IN
      ~Bear put it in

  • @gumbo1696
    @gumbo1696 5 лет назад +1576

    "The hell's going on out there?"
    -one confused bartender at Milliways, staring at a goose and a bear floating around in the ever collapsing ether

    • @StarrDust12
      @StarrDust12 5 лет назад +35

      Nice reference

    • @nicolecada9997
      @nicolecada9997 5 лет назад +8

      what i was thinking

    • @majomhaha5026
      @majomhaha5026 4 года назад +21

      Why the long beak?

    • @ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746
      @ahumanbeingamnayplaceholde1746 4 года назад +19

      This would actually fit very well in The restaurant at the end of the universe

    • @rando.2349
      @rando.2349 3 года назад +1

      while standing beside a black mass with its head caved while holding an ash tray

  • @bobbluered8984
    @bobbluered8984 6 лет назад +7439

    I feel like Exurb1a came up with "Neil DeGoose Tyson", and then wrote the rest from there.

    • @chesterr551
      @chesterr551 6 лет назад +92

      (someone stole a comment)

    • @Koolkidzao
      @Koolkidzao 6 лет назад +26

      one hundred percent.

    • @plitser9880
      @plitser9880 6 лет назад +185

      Together with the quacks/quarks

    • @ayenyeinaung562
      @ayenyeinaung562 6 лет назад +59

      He also thought 'why aren't subatomic particles called quacks'

    • @Gameatronic9000
      @Gameatronic9000 6 лет назад +8

      seems like a fair enough assesment

  • @yeetothecheeto5787
    @yeetothecheeto5787 4 года назад +201

    Bear: and we’ll make stubbing your toe or getting a paper cut extremely painful!
    Goose: What? No, don’t put that in.
    *Bear put it in*

  • @freddyfink1382
    @freddyfink1382 6 лет назад +1281

    - will they be happy?
    - happy not always, but happy sometimes maybe.

  • @cloudyo_o2792
    @cloudyo_o2792 5 лет назад +1273

    Bear : stomach growls during inappropriate times
    Goose : no..
    Bear put it in

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 5 лет назад +8

      DAMMIT BEAR!

    • @robinchwan
      @robinchwan 5 лет назад +5

      that shit you thought was a fart (bear: now we're cooking)

    • @pixelheart4840
      @pixelheart4840 5 лет назад +12

      Bear: having a random boner*
      Goose: no no no......
      BEAR PUT IT IN........

    • @rainerzufall8090
      @rainerzufall8090 5 лет назад +6

      This would also work if it was Bears stomach that growled

    • @bolche_vic
      @bolche_vic 3 года назад +1

      I gave the 666th like🥳

  • @9nikola
    @9nikola 6 лет назад +752

    When all stars are dead
    and all life has gone,
    When black holes and galaxies
    have all become one,
    When all is destroyed
    and nothing ever mends,
    That is the time
    when time itself ends.

  • @beanman395
    @beanman395 5 лет назад +106

    Bear: "What about some idiot commenting on this exact statement?"
    Goose: "What? No, don't put that in"
    *Bear put me in*

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 6 лет назад +273

    “Don’t put that in” goose said worryingly.
    Bear put it in.

  • @anushkagupta3897
    @anushkagupta3897 6 лет назад +759

    Bear: Let’s have a book on sparkling vampires with bad writing
    Goose: What? Don’t put that in
    Bear put it in

    • @juliasutter6996
      @juliasutter6996 6 лет назад +30

      I smell a new meme xD

    • @Gameatronic9000
      @Gameatronic9000 6 лет назад +1

      my god, why twilight

    • @Gameatronic9000
      @Gameatronic9000 6 лет назад +4

      if this meme spreas far and wide across the internet, i would be very happy
      also this video would explode as stupid amounts of people come to see what made the meme.

    • @awulfy9052
      @awulfy9052 6 лет назад +1

      Phonie lmao gg😂

  • @pbsspacetime
    @pbsspacetime 6 лет назад +2199

    Wait, so the previous universe recollapsed? What was changed to create dark energy in this one? Is it connected to the whole coffee-diarrea thing? I had my suspicions.

    • @cockoroach
      @cockoroach 5 лет назад +252

      Neat. A RUclips channel with over 1.5 million subs commented and no one noticed for 11 months. I’m honored to have discovered your comment. Even though your joke was a little shitty.

    • @navarajpanday68
      @navarajpanday68 5 лет назад +13

      @@cockoroach that's what i thought

    • @dwren365
      @dwren365 5 лет назад +41

      @@cockoroach "shitty".. ha!

    • @misterpher2582
      @misterpher2582 5 лет назад +6

      cockoroach if it makes you feel any better I only noticed today

    • @frankdelgrosso8297
      @frankdelgrosso8297 5 лет назад +4

      You keep selling dark energy PBS. Which is code for all the shit we don't know so gave the unknown a name. Get over it already You don't know what the deal is there, no one does, keep researching and stop pretending you know it's deal like some prophet saying "he who shal not be named"

  • @jacks5463
    @jacks5463 4 года назад +75

    That line "Will they see how beautiful it is?" really hit deep. Made me tear up

  • @unclereyofficial
    @unclereyofficial 6 лет назад +5423

    *BEAR PUT IT IN*

  • @noname-xo5mp
    @noname-xo5mp 5 лет назад +6270

    I say we make this an official religion.
    The creation story of the Bear & Goose.

    • @Gery0002
      @Gery0002 5 лет назад +133

      Im in, create a discord for it

    • @The3rdGraySky
      @The3rdGraySky 5 лет назад +47

      all hail the bear and goose!!

    • @henkkahenrik4183
      @henkkahenrik4183 5 лет назад +85

      Actually in old finnish religions people tought bears were basically gods so they couldn't say bears actual name, so now we got like million old nicnames for bear. It was believed bears were strong leaders but kinda simple minded, and the reason it got small tail was cuz fox tricked it to put it's tail into hole in ice till it froze in and he got stuck and he pulled himself out with brute streght and lost its tail. We don't really have gooses, especially up north, so there isn't that many stories bout them tho. I don't think i have ever seen live goose. They kinda hate finland. Idk why.

    • @hayhay5927
      @hayhay5927 5 лет назад +9

      RUclips discord server wooooo

    • @ourladypeace3
      @ourladypeace3 5 лет назад +45

      We can make a religion out of this
      No, don’t

  • @f0lie771
    @f0lie771 5 лет назад +2956

    I’ve rewatched this video many, many times and still get chills at “and that will be enough”. This is a masterpiece

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 лет назад +91

      it's my favorite bedtime story. I dont always watch it before bed, but sometimes I do, and that's enough.

    • @cantabitvidentis5569
      @cantabitvidentis5569 5 лет назад +23

      Never fails to make me tear up

    • @vaisnow
      @vaisnow 4 года назад +9

      I spent last 2 hours searching this video for this quote.... And I don't regret it

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl 4 года назад +15

      I've rewatched it many times too, but now I find myself listening to it as a bed time story because I can't sleep. I can't believe I use videos as bedtime stories that gave me a mild existential crisis before

    • @alexmarshall8187
      @alexmarshall8187 4 года назад +3

      Same

  • @srfrg9707
    @srfrg9707 4 года назад +289

    Goose : "let's make two constellations looking like a bear and a goose!"
    Bear : "Ok, my job."
    And now we have Usra major and Goose minor. No. Wait?
    Beaaaaaaaaaaaar!

  • @Gi0kay
    @Gi0kay 6 лет назад +78

    "Sometimes, only sometimes. And that will be enough."
    I can't even describe what I felt in that moment.

    • @Taima
      @Taima 6 лет назад +5

      Somehow tragically beautiful.

    • @martialme84
      @martialme84 6 лет назад +1

      Yup

  • @yio5000
    @yio5000 6 лет назад +123

    I cant help but feel this entire video was made because exurb1a thought of the name neil degoose tyson one day and thought, yeah I could make a video out of that

  • @avgvstvs96
    @avgvstvs96 5 лет назад +4040

    "Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?"
    "Sometimes, only sometimes, all the time would be too much, never would be too little, every now and then, they'll see it sometimes... and that will be enough"

    • @WiredDrummer
      @WiredDrummer 5 лет назад +99

      C3R3A1 makes me wanna cry

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 5 лет назад +17

      @DATING HARLEY QUINN Try LSD or shrooms, it'll be like that, but more.

    • @elle9834
      @elle9834 5 лет назад +12

      Almost cried

    • @mathze
      @mathze 5 лет назад +37

      @DATING HARLEY QUINN What's with the drug addicts in this comment section?

    • @ayylmao4954
      @ayylmao4954 5 лет назад +6

      Haku you a lame

  • @pieterd3408
    @pieterd3408 5 лет назад +322

    Your stories touch me on a deep level. They're truly beautiful pieces of art.

  • @7000_Skeletons
    @7000_Skeletons 6 лет назад +296

    Why do I feel this video was written around the need to say "Neil Degoose Tyson"?

  • @curry7777
    @curry7777 6 лет назад +786

    I feel at peace now

    • @ParasBansal10
      @ParasBansal10 6 лет назад +1

      let me help you. I think, It's not a real story.

  • @thepoetoffall7820
    @thepoetoffall7820 6 лет назад +452

    Your work is simultaneously depressing and beautiful. Simplistic yet complex. Genuine yet saircatic. Keep at it mate.

  • @MelliaBoomBot
    @MelliaBoomBot 5 лет назад +45

    "here, put my wing in your paw" I will remember that ALWAYS.

  • @ericcurts
    @ericcurts 6 лет назад +1299

    How often can you look unflinchingly into the existential truths of an exurb1a video? "All the time would be too much" (you would be too torn up to actually function in day to day life) "Never would be too little" (you would go through life never really wrestling with these truths) "Every now and then" (from time to time you need to be reminded that everything is going to end, that you are phenomenally fortunate just to be alive, that you need to make your meaning in life, and to see the beauty in it all) "And that will be ... enough" Thanks for the reminder exurb1a and for (literally) making me cry.

    • @yodings
      @yodings 6 лет назад +6

      Eric Curts i just get too pissed to remember the previous video then come back to it sober on detox and the cycle starts again

    • @dominik8684
      @dominik8684 6 лет назад +1

    • @FinalRedemption
      @FinalRedemption 6 лет назад +3

      Also, they don't remember the name of their species/empire but they relate to each other eventually everything is the same and there are little differences

    • @panghor
      @panghor 6 лет назад +1

      bitch

    • @ashliefay7375
      @ashliefay7375 6 лет назад +2

      Glad I’m not the only one who cried.

  • @imlefter8003
    @imlefter8003 6 лет назад +391

    "Let's have a lonely guy upload videos on a universal net just so he can entertain himself and others"
    "No don't.He doesn't belong here"
    *Bear put it in*

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 6 лет назад +5

      Let's put in an ugly fat failed abortion with addict parents who hate her!
      Don't do that!
      *B E A R P U T I T I N*

    • @danielli9046
      @danielli9046 6 лет назад +18

      @@kn1ght-788 You alright?

    • @bbbbende
      @bbbbende 6 лет назад +2

      I'm worried now

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 6 лет назад +1

      @@default3623 Oh, I'm fine, my step-mom finaly got murdered so I'm in a good mood
      Also, my 12 birthday is coming up!

    • @nmtltlz
      @nmtltlz 6 лет назад +1

      humon congrats!!

  • @timmilgram
    @timmilgram 5 лет назад +582

    This is good. Real good

  • @rolandgreen7995
    @rolandgreen7995 5 лет назад +576

    Bear: Lets make them have a weird shiver after they pee. It would be super funny
    Goose:What! Don't put that in!
    *Bear put it in*

  • @croatililliouspartridge5822
    @croatililliouspartridge5822 5 лет назад +3771

    What if we made people attracted to humanoid animals?
    No, no, don't put that in.
    Bear put it in.

    • @toshirokardevaand2772
      @toshirokardevaand2772 5 лет назад +79

      Thank you, bear! :3

    • @sankyumiku
      @sankyumiku 4 года назад +90

      And that's the reason beyond cat girls

    • @toshirokardevaand2772
      @toshirokardevaand2772 4 года назад +13

      @NumberWonMonkey Wow, rude. But yes, I don't belong here, because of rude people like you.
      Unless your comment was sarcasm...

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +47

      Fucks sake bear

    • @TheSkypetube
      @TheSkypetube 4 года назад +17

      OwO if you say so bear uguuuuu.........

  • @orelfichman779
    @orelfichman779 6 лет назад +303

    Why do I watch your videos when I'm ALREADY having an existential crysis?

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 лет назад +15

      to reach ego death

    • @zachfruin7684
      @zachfruin7684 5 лет назад +7

      When in an existential crisis, he clarifies

    • @TrapperBV
      @TrapperBV 5 лет назад +13

      Because bear put it in.

    • @maxinefinnfoxen
      @maxinefinnfoxen 4 года назад +5

      Then you can enjoy it more

    • @bruhsoundeffect2882
      @bruhsoundeffect2882 4 года назад

      How does this give you an existential crises, everything is beautiful and we should all love each other on this one-way journey to the end of the universe... maybe we'll be the goose and bear at the end of this universe, and help create the next one :')

  • @helved807
    @helved807 6 лет назад +164

    you know what the bear should have put...
    Make teachers understand to move the cursor away from the progress bar while watching RUclips videos.

  • @spacewolf9596
    @spacewolf9596 4 года назад +301

    “We *BEARLY* know each other” said the goose.
    Bear: *stares with murderous intent*

  • @doomedhair4381
    @doomedhair4381 6 лет назад +1153

    Why did this make me tear up? It was so beautiful worded and witty.

  • @catherine865
    @catherine865 6 лет назад +20

    “Do you think he’ll see how beautiful everything is?”
    “Sometimes, only sometimes. All the time would be too much, never would would be too little. Every now and then, they’ll see it sometimes, and that would be enough.”
    I’m fuckn crying dude

  • @blubbia8741
    @blubbia8741 6 лет назад +22

    This video gave me a slightly calmer existential crisis than all of your previous videos

  • @ravyntaylor6982
    @ravyntaylor6982 3 года назад +29

    “Only sometimes, and that will be enough.”
    I got goosebumps ❤️

  • @mufasaiam7794
    @mufasaiam7794 6 лет назад +1936

    For some reason, i suddenly wanna argue with everyone in the comment section now.

    • @paule.2687
      @paule.2687 6 лет назад +140

      no you don't

    • @mufasaiam7794
      @mufasaiam7794 6 лет назад +65

      Paul E. I'm always in the mood for a good argument.

    • @doggo6131
      @doggo6131 6 лет назад +60

      mustapha supas No you're not

    • @mufasaiam7794
      @mufasaiam7794 6 лет назад +43

      Doggo wanna bet?

    • @klevin5501
      @klevin5501 6 лет назад +31

      you're on

  • @thelittleveteran
    @thelittleveteran 6 лет назад +1590

    Bear: "And testicles will hang down so that they are really vulnerable."
    Goose: "Dont put that in"
    *Bear put it in*

    • @apfelkopf_7617
      @apfelkopf_7617 4 года назад +69

      They're hanging down there because the sperm can't stand normal body heat. No idea why sperm didn't evolve to be more heat resistant, but now you can watch your ball-skin move around when you relax for a bit.

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 4 года назад +12

      I like my balls the way they are. Thanks, bear.

    • @Erine120
      @Erine120 4 года назад +14

      Apfelkopf _ if that’s true it’s gonna really bother me that our sperm didn’t evolve to deal with it

    • @jpe1
      @jpe1 4 года назад +2

      Apfelkopf _ I wonder what is different with elephants (and cetaceans, etc) that their sperm aren’t damaged by body heat?

    • @thelittleveteran
      @thelittleveteran 4 года назад +4

      Even though it's for shielding them from heat, there has to be a better way right?

  • @Orikron
    @Orikron 6 лет назад +110

    "The end will be here soon; t'was fun chatting."
    This is how I'll end my conversations from now on.

  • @nekro6897
    @nekro6897 4 года назад +9

    It’s comforting that when you’re down you can always remember your problems are insignificant compared to the scale of the universe

  • @cow_2320
    @cow_2320 6 лет назад +29

    Bear: ... Oh, how about I add people that dress up in fur suits and go to conventions!
    Goose: don't put that in
    *bear put it in*

  • @tazer00
    @tazer00 6 лет назад +223

    bear: sharting
    goose: no
    *bear put it in*

  • @TheRealOtatop
    @TheRealOtatop 6 лет назад +373

    "Will they see? In the next cycle, do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?"
    "sometimes. All the time would be too much. Never would be too little. Every now and then, they'll see it. And that will be enough."
    Didn't expect to get chills from watching this video, but go off I guess...

    • @bowlcut3541
      @bowlcut3541 5 лет назад +1

      0nandout0flin3 read this as it aydd

    • @tyrawallberg9672
      @tyrawallberg9672 4 года назад +1

      i'm running on 3 cups of coffe and 0 hours of sleep and started crying over this

  • @lastmanstanding5423
    @lastmanstanding5423 4 года назад +41

    Bear: "And we'll make aiming when peeing really difficult for men, it'll be funny."
    Goose: "Don't put that in"
    Bear put it in

  • @gigi9234
    @gigi9234 6 лет назад +41

    Bear: ‘let’s make some humans cripplingly depressed for little to no reason.’
    Goose: ‘...why?’
    Bear: ‘I don’t know, it’d be funny.’
    Goose: ‘don’t put that in.’
    ...
    *Bear put that in.*

    • @martialme84
      @martialme84 6 лет назад

      XD I laughed out loud at that. And yeah... i´m depressed.

  • @ADVBear
    @ADVBear 6 лет назад +499

    That was... very beautiful. I don't know what to say. There is a bunch of people that need to see this. I'll share the heck out of it. 💚

    • @anquisesss
      @anquisesss 6 лет назад +2

      it kind of reminded me a short story by Isaac Asimov, "the last question" absolutelly recommended :)

  • @luizeduardocarvalho3173
    @luizeduardocarvalho3173 5 лет назад +255

    Dude.. I just found your channel, binge-watching all your videos since then. And every time I finish one, I want to say something but I get chocked with a tear, cried a bit more than that a couple of times, my wife is starting to think I´m weird. But I think you are amazing. I love your stories, your jokes and your took on philosophy/science/humanity. Thanks for put it all out there for us. It helps to build that better future, more than you can imagine.

    • @joeywantstoplay
      @joeywantstoplay 5 лет назад +2

      ​@Noimal not normal ~ ​ goose agreed!

    • @thinkagain9315
      @thinkagain9315 5 лет назад +2

      É, cara, to passando por exatamente a mesma coisa nesse exato momento. Binge > choro > e um puta encanto por esse bacana que escreveu isso tudo. Os vídeos dele lavam a minha alma, sério mesmo.

    • @gringofajitas8914
      @gringofajitas8914 4 года назад +6

      Good luck not going mad with existential overload, bingeing this mind fuck of a channel

  • @stevenvassiliou2939
    @stevenvassiliou2939 4 года назад +27

    "The dinosaurs arent in the bible, where did they come from?"
    Bear put them in

  • @jannism1798
    @jannism1798 6 лет назад +25

    Bear: "Don't forget to add Norway though"
    Goose: "Na nobody would want that"
    *Bear put it in anyway*

  • @redocchi9220
    @redocchi9220 6 лет назад +210

    And that will be, enough. its one of this phrases that make you shudder with fear, excitement and power upon hearing/ saying it

  • @crispymormon5977
    @crispymormon5977 6 лет назад +23

    How did a fucking theoretical bear and goose make me tear up? Fucking bravo man, bravo.

  • @thebaddestlarry9424
    @thebaddestlarry9424 4 года назад +17

    Bear - "should we make it so the television has a thousand channels but nothing you want to watch?"
    Goose - " no, don't put that in"
    *Bear put that in*

  • @JayceVR
    @JayceVR 6 лет назад +111

    I find this motivating :D. "... everything was boring, it was too easy. We'll make living tricky but not too tricky" 3:53

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 6 лет назад

      true but I still wanna know it was really like.

  • @Herbiesainty
    @Herbiesainty 6 лет назад +63

    This channel makes me feel happy and lonely at the same time. It's a beautiful little feeling

    • @katlirad8292
      @katlirad8292 5 лет назад +1

      You described it so perfectly

  • @Stephjr369
    @Stephjr369 6 лет назад +280

    The universe does need more purple

  • @eaglepeakalpha
    @eaglepeakalpha 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Let's make spicy food spicy both ways - going in and out!"
    "Don't put that in," Goose said.
    Bear put it in.

  • @chillaxTF
    @chillaxTF 6 лет назад +18

    I swear you just made one of the character's a goose for that Neil DeGoose Tyson pun.

  • @Nivanger
    @Nivanger 6 лет назад +15

    Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?
    Sometimes, only sometimes..
    All the time will be too much, never will be too little.
    Every now and then, they'll see it sometimes - and that will be enough.

  • @Pete_YT
    @Pete_YT 6 лет назад +16

    Bear:..Oh how about I add brain farts, you know, so that mid conversation people forget tidbits of information, really obvious stuff like the name of your own child.
    Goose: *Don't put it in*
    _Bear put it in_

  • @Cable150364
    @Cable150364 5 лет назад +25

    Bear: What if we made people's tounges do that thing where a jet of saliva will shoot from underneath it when it's at the right angle
    Goose: No don't put that in
    *BEAR PUT IT IN*

  • @squidmaster.o7346
    @squidmaster.o7346 5 лет назад +2439

    To all the people who didnt like this video,
    BEAR PUT IT IN

    • @bobbychild8529
      @bobbychild8529 5 лет назад +14

      There is literally nothing funny about this.

    • @colebobbajesus6093
      @colebobbajesus6093 5 лет назад +14

      Agreed, I did not laugh or find this entertaining

    • @ian6882
      @ian6882 5 лет назад +21

      If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it. If you didn't find the comment funny, then fine but what's commenting about it gonna change? You're just giving unnecessary hate.

    • @fawntox8899
      @fawntox8899 5 лет назад +35

      @@bobbychild8529 bear put it in

    • @colebobbajesus6093
      @colebobbajesus6093 5 лет назад +10

      Gaming WithAngel *silence liberal*

  • @VRPat
    @VRPat 6 лет назад +63

    Feet falling asleep, painful to wake up
    *BEAR PUT IT IN*

  • @hallwaywarrior5286
    @hallwaywarrior5286 6 лет назад +75

    The only reason that you chose “goose” is for the Neil DeGoose Tyson joke and im proud of you

    • @doowi1182
      @doowi1182 6 лет назад +15

      Don't forget the "quack" joke

    • @MaoDev
      @MaoDev 6 лет назад +1

      Well... I didn't get any of those

  • @TheYoyocandy
    @TheYoyocandy 5 лет назад +19

    This is the most Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett like video I've ever seen.

  • @apollyon25
    @apollyon25 6 лет назад +15

    I swear these videos are slowly turning me into a better person

  • @Chocwish
    @Chocwish 6 лет назад +23

    "Not the butt" said Bear's girlfriend...
    Bear put it in

  • @jaybretherton6246
    @jaybretherton6246 6 лет назад +352

    You're one of my favorite artists.

  • @mainaccount3087
    @mainaccount3087 4 года назад +38

    Neil deGoose Tyson: peace was never an option

  • @muetzenclown3255
    @muetzenclown3255 6 лет назад +16

    Bear: Let's make people eat Tide Pods.
    Duck: why they taste horrible don't put that in.
    Bear put it in.

  • @soufflegirl725
    @soufflegirl725 6 лет назад +17

    thanks for my monthly reminder that nothing has a meaning and we re all gonna die

  • @jessicafuller6474
    @jessicafuller6474 6 лет назад +98

    Can you please make a movie or film? You are SO eloquent, even these short videos make me shiver at the DEPTH and quiet sort of understanding and acceptance that they seem to end at. You, my friend, are a wizard of words. I love you. Have a great life.

    • @DungeonFreak79
      @DungeonFreak79 5 лет назад +2

      Wizard of Words! Yaaas!

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 5 лет назад +1

      stop associating bards with wizards, please, the man is clearly a bard

  • @nitro2714
    @nitro2714 3 года назад +9

    And now there IS a book from this. What an adventure

  • @blepblops
    @blepblops 6 лет назад +16

    Bear: How about an existential crisis when youre about halfway trough your life?
    Duck: NO!
    Bear put it in.

    • @Firestar-rm8df
      @Firestar-rm8df 6 лет назад

      fuck, I'm only going to live to be 42..... but saying that I realize that I guess if i had to pick an early age to die at.....

  • @BaryonicBun
    @BaryonicBun 6 лет назад +24

    Bear: lets put flatearthers.
    Goose: don't put that in.
    Bear put it in

    • @namih4593
      @namih4593 6 лет назад

      Jimakos ahahahhaahgaga

    • @TheGuy-ql9kq
      @TheGuy-ql9kq 6 лет назад +1

      Is this the beginning of an epic new meme?

  • @mintstardust569
    @mintstardust569 6 лет назад +25

    "Don't... put it in" -Neil Degoose Tyson 2018

  • @sup1726
    @sup1726 5 лет назад +7

    This kind of videos i watch before sleep

  • @St3venAU
    @St3venAU 6 лет назад +14

    I think this exurb1a at his best. The visuals are stunning, the writing is amazing and the message is powerful. It gave me the chills. Hopefully my existential crisis won't last long.

  • @sonarbuge7958
    @sonarbuge7958 6 лет назад +20

    In 200 years kids will be analysing this masterpiece in English class

  • @Alvaro-ph8nz
    @Alvaro-ph8nz 6 лет назад +22

    I don't think you are going to read this but Exurb, I love you. I'm literraly crying while I'm writting this. I've been reading your second book and your stories are just amazing... I mean, I am a very pessimistic man and while I think I need a meaning to live, you with your videos and writtings are giving me the perfect excuse to enjoy life and to enjoy my time, so thank you. Thank you for understand me and keep it up, because your ideas are as amazing as you.
    -A young University student that just needs a hug.

    • @awesomesnake11
      @awesomesnake11 6 лет назад +2

      University mood when you are a Computer science major and see just how much we really don't understand about technology; and how we are creating things that work on themselves with a little help to become more capable than ourselves at a terrifying rate. There are limits now, but 30 years ago a few megabytes of ram was mind blowing.

    • @Alvaro-ph8nz
      @Alvaro-ph8nz 6 лет назад

      Shiloh Brock I agree. But I think there is beauty in it. Evolution, change, progress. I think that we need to transcend as human beings and become something more, because if not, we will be more dust inside the cosmos. I'm not a computer science engineer (indeed, I'm economist or atleast I try to be) but I love AI, I love science and while I'm pessimistic about me, I'm not with our future. I trust in humanity.

    • @awesomesnake11
      @awesomesnake11 6 лет назад +1

      AshWatter you may be correct. It's just a matter of how we approach it.

  • @boroxify
    @boroxify 2 года назад +4

    Really love this take with this duo after reading Geometry for Ocelots.. a bear and a goose at the end of everything turned out to be quite the premise. I absolutely loved the book and this little clip is made all the better for it.
    The last bit, "they will see it sometimes, and that will be enough" reminded me of the day of celebration on Gearheart right after the grand technological breakthrough. Seemed to be the only day that stood out as thoroughly good and it really did shape so much moving forward. It's a beautiful reflection on life. Highly recommended to anyone reading.

  • @justsomenightowl7220
    @justsomenightowl7220 6 лет назад +500

    "sometimes. only sometimes."
    anyone else just find themselves looking at cars driving down the road and thinking "hey look at how well it all works. everyone is doing their part, driving on the correct line, all turning in union, pedestrians walking on the sidewalk etc. look at our society. everything functions just as it has to"
    or being on some website and seeing how many people are online and how theyre all typing something about the same topic right now, from all over the world. there are so much people doing the same thing as i am right now.
    or being in school and realize that millions of other students are in school right now. for some it is only 8am while others are already leaving. from first graders to last-year university students - we're all sitting at school
    just me? im the crazy one? okay

    • @lohh659
      @lohh659 5 лет назад +28

      I love it. I have thought in these lines when I've seen a falling star. I've thought that maybe I wasn't the only one seeing this star and thinking about what to wish. I don't know how far can a shooting star be seen, but in my city definitely. And so I think that perhaps another person or even people were in my city or further also looking up at the sky at the exact same moment and saw the star. And we, a small group of people, shared a small moment together, even if ignorant of our connection. But just maybe, if I'm lucky, the other person who saw the star is also thinking that there might be someone else in addition to him who witnessed this happening. And if I'm incredibly lucky, they might even be thinking that I am wondering whether they know that I am thinking about them. And this realisation is pure connection. You are thinking about an unknown someone who perhaps is also thinking about you as their unknown someone. The imaginary mystery becomes sentient and you are both looking exactly at each other in some superdimension, a space that you created yourself in your mind. How cool is that?

    • @schwiftyfish7474
      @schwiftyfish7474 5 лет назад +9

      Me driving down the road: “damn it would suck if I accidentally collided head on with another car

    • @RickFoxChicken
      @RickFoxChicken 5 лет назад +4

      When I look out on the line of cars, I always wonder where they came from. What they're doing. How did they get to this point.

    • @ryanwhiteman9184
      @ryanwhiteman9184 5 лет назад

      Duolingo Owl its called stoner

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 5 лет назад +3

      @@lohh659 I used to lay in bed and wonder if anyone else was out there laying in bed wondering the same (: glad to meet you friends!

  • @Oascany
    @Oascany 6 лет назад +20

    Bear put it in.
    Goose moaned.
    Fanfictions were written.
    The universe was ruined.
    The bear and the goose were angry.

  • @CaelReader
    @CaelReader 6 лет назад +668

    ...was this whole video just for the Neil Degoose Tyson pun?

  • @johndavies6551
    @johndavies6551 3 года назад +3

    I think this is by far the most interesting and jolting as in it makes me question everything until my mind melts..... thank you.

  • @Triskaan
    @Triskaan 6 лет назад +29

    And he strikes again with an increidible masterpiece.

  • @SliversRebuilt
    @SliversRebuilt 6 лет назад +15

    "Will they see?" Bear said. "In the next cycle. Do you think they'll see how beautiful everything is?"
    "Sometimes," Goose said. "Only sometimes. All the time would be too much. Never would be too little. Every now and then, they'll see it sometimes.
    And that will be enough."

    • @Exurb1a
      @Exurb1a  6 лет назад +2

      Quack quack, motherlover. Thank you for the kind words.

  • @paulfigg14
    @paulfigg14 6 лет назад +14

    We need "Bear put it in" T-shirts.
    Now.

  • @caz.vs.u.
    @caz.vs.u. 5 лет назад +5

    Every single time I watch one of your videos it sends shivers down my spine leaves me questioning my reality with a new sense of hope and like I just got my ass kicked by the entire universe you’re an incredibly clever Bean Who needs to keep up the good work and keep everybody else questioning your sanity

  • @madison.mcclellan
    @madison.mcclellan 6 лет назад +13

    "And the Britons will be the best story tellers," said Bear, "No one will be able to match them. Americans will be v jealous." "No, don't put that in," said Goose. Bear put it in.

  • @steph_dreams
    @steph_dreams 5 лет назад +33

    The other day I was standing in the cafeteria with my friends and I was looking at them and thinking “these living beings are the most complex, indescribable, astounding representations of reality I will ever see” and I almost cried from how beautiful it was

  • @Josh-ro7gk
    @Josh-ro7gk 6 лет назад +13

    This is the nicest adult bedtime story Ive ever gotten