Charborg Streams - Taking chat to court to discuss very important matters

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @rednefarious6968
    @rednefarious6968 Год назад +76

    The second you admitted to being a based winter enjoyer I tabbed over and hit like I'm a simple man who likes warm coats and dead bugs and a nice snowy landscape.

    • @adyjderul2159
      @adyjderul2159 Год назад +7

      W statement

    • @splinter4161
      @splinter4161 Год назад +7

      You're also based, fellow winter enjoyer.

    • @MaliciousGrim05
      @MaliciousGrim05 Год назад +6

      Winter gang Winter gang, chilling by the fireplace in the middle of the night during Winter> chilling in the swimming pool during Summer

    • @liamsaxbury
      @liamsaxbury 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same

  • @froggy5748
    @froggy5748 Год назад +24

    I looked it up and google gave me a damn good reason we wouldn’t survive without the moon. “It is the pull of the Moon's gravity on the Earth that holds our planet in place. Without the Moon stabilising our tilt, it is possible that the Earth's tilt could vary wildly. It would move from no tilt (which means no seasons) to a large tilt (which means extreme weather and even ice ages).”
    Our days would also go from 24 hours to 6 to 12 hours, depending on the earth’s speed (since there would no longer be a moon to slow us down)
    It would also effect all of our ocean’s tides. The moon and sun cause tidal shit apparently so they would be all fucked up fr.
    Also, most nocturnal predators rely on the moon to hunt. Without the moon they’d literally all die. There are over two THOUSAND nocturnal species. That’s thousands of species possibly going extinct from a big rock in the sky disappearing. A lot of shit on earth really relies on the moon and it disappearing would effect us almost as much as the sun disappearing.

  • @beezysmokes
    @beezysmokes Год назад +30

    People forget Bears can be up to twice as big as gorillas, the average silverback is 350lbs the average grizzly is 450-650lbs

    • @taiken9534
      @taiken9534 Год назад +4

      Not to mention that an average gorilla’s upper height is about 170cm where as a polar bear or even a grizzly bear can easily reach 230cm upwards to almost 3 meters. A bear would absolutely maul a gorilla to death

    • @Mary-ix9sg
      @Mary-ix9sg Год назад +2

      Yeah a gorilla may be stronger and more agile but they are smaller, much less aggressive, not as fast, and don't have claws. They have fierce bite but most of their fighting involves punches, headbutts, and kicks, which wouldn't do much to a grizzly. Grizzly's are also quite aggressive whereas gorillas are relatively docile and tend to only fight when they need to. The grizzly is definitely the most likely winner.

    • @taiken9534
      @taiken9534 Год назад +1

      @@Mary-ix9sg okay, so i agree with u that a bear would win. But there are a few problems with what u said; gorilla IS stronger however i believe that gorilla’s do not curl their hands into a fist due to their much longer fingers, they also do not head butt as that is just not in their instincts, they also do not kick as their legs are short making the power and reach of the kick to be ineffective and their feet are not structured to effectively strike at their opponents.
      Gorilla’s primary attack i believe is to slam their hands onto their opponent, i guess in a sense u can call it a punch if u dont think of it as the same punch as human give. That and grabbing their opponent (usually smaller) and using their superior strength to slam the opponent around. In some cases gorillas were seen even biting at their opponents.

    • @MaliciousGrim05
      @MaliciousGrim05 Год назад +1

      Man I'm still team silverback, the size difference doesn't matter to me. The way I see it the gorilla is going to slap the bear senseless by smacking the shit out of its big dumb face, pull it's legs out of their sockets, then go full hulk smash on the head

    • @taiken9534
      @taiken9534 Год назад +2

      @@MaliciousGrim05 yeah if the bear was completely lobotomized and made out of paper then sure.

  • @FreshLavender
    @FreshLavender Год назад +14

    I feel like the court room needs some cool jazz in the background
    But as always Charborg content is amazing I love it

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Год назад +6

    I hate summer so much that I have a window AC and I lay in my undies in front of it til I’m shivering cold and then wrap in a warm blanket to simulate the rapturous joy of wintertime

  • @Mary-ix9sg
    @Mary-ix9sg Год назад +10

    I'm so glad that this courtroom game wasn't a one time thing and that they're continuing to add new features. When I saw the first one I was really hoping it would become a monthly/every few weeks type of deal and I have not been disappointed. The chat integration stuff is just so funny

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

      Agreed! It’s such a good bit

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад +1

      And the fact he still wears the founding father wig and never got a proper judge wig gives me “Jerma wearing a Han Solo outfit because the costume store didn’t have Indiana Jones for the Archaeology stream he did” vibes

  • @sad_catto
    @sad_catto Год назад +8

    i switched from gorilla after being made aware of the almighty dark bear. my mind expanded 3 inches that day.

  • @SeanMcGehee
    @SeanMcGehee Год назад +15

    Got my curds and whey, ready to VOD bby

  • @MrLucky5001
    @MrLucky5001 10 месяцев назад +2

    43:15 it depends on the type of bear. if we're talking polar or grizzly bears, then there's no contest. polar/grizzly bears are on average heavier and taller than gorillas, but more importantly: they have "KNIVES"/claws at the end of their fingers. nails can do some damage, but they don't compare to how claws can pierce flesh.

  • @celestialcressy
    @celestialcressy Год назад +8

    dark bear had me crying from laughing i hate you chat

  • @grem4102
    @grem4102 Год назад +1

    our heating is abysmal. it's 80 fucking degrees in our house, with every fucking fan on, and with the bottom of the door and every window covered. it is fucking torturous.
    but in the winter, all i have to do is turn on one(1) heater and i am set. it's so tiny, too.
    if you get a good enough blanket, you can trap heat very VERY easily. i have a fluffy black one, and no heat escapes it, none. i can stay warm with only my own fucking breath.
    you have to fight for your fucking life in the summer when you're poor

  • @hahe7350
    @hahe7350 Год назад +11

    Polar bears are up to 10 ft tall, and 1200 lbs. The largest gorilla is 6ft tall and 580 lbs

    • @lr3666
      @lr3666 Год назад +1

      A silver back probably couldn’t even take a grizzly as they are much faster/larger

    • @greenbackjack768
      @greenbackjack768 Год назад

      Did you guys know that Grizzlies can outrun horses? That's crazy. These goofy teddy-bear ass butterballs can chase down and tear apart the animal people ride to get places quicker.

  • @flandersnatch2285
    @flandersnatch2285 Год назад +5

    the amount of effort charborg puts in to abject failure, is frankly impressive

  • @TheLegacyHobo
    @TheLegacyHobo 9 месяцев назад +1

    I hope charbodo does more of these 😢

  • @twoimage
    @twoimage Год назад +4

    average gorilla is 400 pounds, average grizzly bear is 600 pounds

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

      Weight doesn’t necessarily correlate to fighting ability though

    • @twoimage
      @twoimage Год назад +1

      @@bigbeefscorcho bears have thicker skin, and are more ferocious, they have claws, a punch from a gorilla aint gonna do shi

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

      @@twoimage oh I agree with you, as much as I love gorillas, the bear is an obvious winner imo, I was just saying weight isn’t necessarily a fair metric to rank fighting ability. But overall yeah lmao it’s totally the bear no doubt

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

      And even when people bring up gorillas large sharp teeth, they’re minuscule stacked next to 2 huge paws full of massive claws that are being ripped through their opponent with unbelievable force.

  • @shoshywoshy5631
    @shoshywoshy5631 Год назад +9

    Gorillas have thumbs though which means if it really came down to it, A gorilla could use a rocket launcher and a bear couldn't.

    • @shoshywoshy5631
      @shoshywoshy5631 Год назад +1

      Dang I just got to the gorilla part the joke was already kinda made :(

  • @theguy2537
    @theguy2537 4 месяца назад

    i think this judge is perfectly unbiased and i am also definitely perfectly unbiased

  • @Average_GI_Joe
    @Average_GI_Joe Год назад +1

    WINTER!

  • @Hexen_Wulf
    @Hexen_Wulf Год назад +5

    If he orders food during a stream, does he go to the door wearing that?

  • @MrLucky5001
    @MrLucky5001 10 месяцев назад +1

    17:42 bro really said summer and cinco de mayo(May 5th) in the same sentence 🤣

  • @kitkat5596
    @kitkat5596 Год назад +2

    A Gorilla would lose, its jaw muscles aren't as strong, it has no large claws on it, its fangs are not as near as big. Grizzly Bears, Kodiak bears and Polar bears have everything Gorilla has and then some.
    The Gorilla would have to go up against something like a Black bear or Sloth bear to win lmao.

  • @LUVNPCE2U
    @LUVNPCE2U Год назад

    Reporting for jury duty once against at the charborg district court.

  • @biginsectoiddude1436
    @biginsectoiddude1436 Год назад +3

    Team bear fumbled hard

  • @retroraven8730
    @retroraven8730 Год назад +2

    If you could somehow get the boys in court, maybe doing jobs like bailiff, would be the best thing ever. They could be the audience in the back and specialist witnesses in areas where they have knowledge. (IE: tomato weighs in on weather tomatoes should be a veggie)

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

      I could imagine Bailiff Criken being a riot to watch, or Wobo as the court typist or something lol

  • @TheLegendaryLlama
    @TheLegendaryLlama Год назад +10

    "Summer is hot" as an Australian, you'd think I'd have a reason to support this reasoning, but summer is my favourite season by far. heat over cold any day.

    • @phaedraremington6247
      @phaedraremington6247 Год назад +1

      I really love winter. We get -20F+ sometimes but I still love it.

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Год назад +4

      Heat is just unbearable. Dry heat would be manageable but where I live (the good old state of indiana) it is so incredibly humid during the summer that i can barely breathe, and it doesn’t help that I already have asthma lmao. In the winter I get to put on as many layers as I want and walk around as a warm marshmallow, in summer I can only take off so much clothing and I can’t rip off my skin to cool down. It doesn’t help that I work in a kitchen too, so during the summer the kitchen is a constant 120 degrees, then when I walk outside it’s a nice cold 80 to 95 degrees. If I could live somewhere that had bearable summers then I’d do it in a heartbeat but nowadays everywhere is hot constantly

    • @Buglin_Burger7878
      @Buglin_Burger7878 Год назад +2

      But when it is cold out... you can put on clothes and be as hot as you want.
      Everyone could win.

    • @TheLegendaryLlama
      @TheLegendaryLlama Год назад

      @@Buglin_Burger7878 i do that, though i still get colds that turn my nostrils into mini waterfalls. Australian winters are bleak, cold, and 90% nighttime. Maybe U.S. winters are more forgiving, i wish we got snow like that, then all those colds might be more worth it. call me an alien, a mythological creature, a cryptid, or whatever you choose, but i am just fine having a hot coffee/chocolate any summer day, just as are most of the people i know. summer is also the next most lively time of year to spring, also the perfect time to go to the beach, which for 95% of Australians is at most a half hour's drive away. we get charred up by the sun anyway, whether winter or summer, so it doesn't bother many people, and if you're out for long, just slap on a bit of sunscreen. if i ever went up to the U.S. though, i might just favour going in winter to come in contact with actually high-quality snow (i've been to some snow in Australia before, but that was basically just a water-flavoured slushy, it wasn't the best sample). anyway, that's just my take on it.

  • @josjos-x5s
    @josjos-x5s Год назад

    carol of the bells goes hard af

    • @Krobluv1172
      @Krobluv1172 7 месяцев назад

      it's a Ukrainian folk song

  • @dante36807
    @dante36807 Год назад

    a bear would fucking decimate a gorilla lol

  • @Horace01
    @Horace01 Год назад +17

    a full grown grizzly would destroy a gorilla wtf are you on charb lol

    • @beezysmokes
      @beezysmokes Год назад

      Thats what im saying a grizzly is literally twice as big as a silverback gorilla

    • @Clayboybebop
      @Clayboybebop Год назад

      but think about a gorilla man its like a buff ass human so its got the smarts and strength

    • @carsextendedwarranty
      @carsextendedwarranty Год назад

      a gorilla is just a really buff human, so they're smart and they can pummel anything into the ground with their fists. even a fully grown grizzly can't punch or be smart. also, a scratch from a grizzly woudn't even phase an entire silverback gorilla

    • @carsextendedwarranty
      @carsextendedwarranty Год назад

      @@beezysmokes that doesn't mean a grizzly is better

  • @stickwars2000
    @stickwars2000 Год назад

    He's trying to make CoolHole 2.0

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

    The gorilla vs bear debate is a hard one for me because they’re two of my fav animals but I love gorillas more, however I think a bear would probably win a fight just on claws and aggressiveness alone

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

      I also think a bear could tank through gorilla punches long enough to disable or otherwise fatally wound a gorilla

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

      In this I’m assuming it’s a Polar or Grizzly bear vs a Western Lowland Gorilla btw

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

      I’m a Star Wars situation I give it to the gorilla all day, they’re smarter they’d figure out a weapon way before a bear ever could

  • @Scufflegrit
    @Scufflegrit 6 месяцев назад

    1v1, a polar bear would beat a silverback gorilla. The males can weigh over 2,000 lbs and can reach 9’ tall. They have thicker skin, fur, even blubber protecting their vitals. Not to mention their claws.
    Silverbacks top out ~400 lbs, 6’ tall stretched out. They have fingernails like us, but a bite strength rivaling the bear. They are faster and more agile, but it would take 4-5 mature Silverbacks to weigh 1 mature male polar bear.
    Gorillas would only win if they worked as a team, like humans.
    Polar bears can tank punches better than gorillas can handle being tackled by a small car and shredded open.

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

    There should be like a final case during each of these streams where the losing side gets banned from chat for like 24 hours lol

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

      If this was a Ludwig stream the losers would probs be permabanned

  • @SutekiRedux
    @SutekiRedux Год назад +1

    for first argument. Depends on where you live. If you live in an arid climate where you dont have a lot of snow and winters arent very cold, i would 100% say Winter. However in temperate areas like where im from where you have a l o t of snow, I say summer, I really enjoy my house being really cold where I can put on hoodies and blankets, but going out in the cold kinda sucks :((

  • @mybigsteaminjohn4027
    @mybigsteaminjohn4027 Год назад

    ChatGPT as a consultant

  • @northuniverse
    @northuniverse Год назад

    1:17:40 would we survive without a moon

  • @iwantaplushia8307
    @iwantaplushia8307 Год назад

    What game is this? It’s so cool 👌

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho Год назад

    40:49 Jerma reference??????

  • @SleepyMatt-zzz
    @SleepyMatt-zzz Год назад

    We'd be dead regardless if the sun or moon disappeared.
    Earth would become a popsicle and would have nothing to orbit around.
    As for the moon:
    - The moon produces tidal waves, helps move and churn material in the oceans, allowing oceanic ecosystems to sustain themselves. Removing tidal waves could cause an extinction event in oceans, and cause devastating knock-back effects on land. Further to that, about half of the earth's oxygen also comes from the ocean, so in the process we'd probably suffocate as well.
    - The moon stabilizes the earth's axis, allowing seasons to be as predictable as they currently are.
    - And the moon helps the earth stay within orbit of the sun, which means the we won't freeze/cook to death, or just straight up sling shot off the Sun's orbit.
    That's not even taking into account how devastating it would be for terrestrial animals, like nocturnal species.

  • @Milkbong
    @Milkbong Год назад +3

    13th, weiner itchy

  • @mysticjumbles3917
    @mysticjumbles3917 Год назад

    I hate winter so much, no matter how many layers i have on i just CANNOT get warm. Its a curse :( Not to mention where i live it gets really wet and it can get as cold as -40 F. AND THEN there my driveway that goes up a hill and its so scary when its icy as have the driveway is next to a steep drop down to the highway. It turns into a death trap during winter. Also my birthday is in summer :)

  • @blackfox212
    @blackfox212 Год назад +2

    Maybe filter out the no shows/people who don't have an idea by having them say !idea! or something and their fish character walks into the courtroom and sit down at a bench waiting their turn to argue their point and they physically walk to the desk instead of popping into existence.

    • @blackfox212
      @blackfox212 Год назад

      Maybe still have it randomized with a leaning towards members in the room maybe if a member outside of the room runs in if randomly chosen or keep it to just the members on the benches so they have time to form their arguments/put their sales pitch together.

  • @LadyBoyToby
    @LadyBoyToby Год назад

    Soup

  • @slooch1019
    @slooch1019 Год назад +3

    Youre guilty

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse Год назад +3

      Charborg is guilty of being hot.

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Год назад +3

      @@northuniverseidk what it is but he really is a cutie tbh

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse Год назад +1

      @@froggy5748 he is a cute little character

  • @everettlovingood5080
    @everettlovingood5080 Год назад +1

    2nd view

  • @lorenzo42p
    @lorenzo42p 5 месяцев назад

    poop

  • @fafflerproductions
    @fafflerproductions Год назад

    30:40 I think this person is confused. Technically COLD doesn't exist, not heat. Cold is just a lack of molecules vibrating.
    And even then, humans don't just have a sense for cold or heat. You sense those based on the rate that heat is being given or taken from your body.
    Take a piece of paper and feel it. Then put your hand on a cookie tray. The cookie tray will feel colder, but they're actually the same temperature. But metal is a better conductor of heat, so it takes heat from your hand faster and thus feels colder.
    This is also the reason women feel colder in general. Their body temperatures are naturally slightly higher than men. So the equilibrium of temperature between the air and a woman's body is further apart than a man's body.