Eh. Even in the normal world, severed hands can be reattached, even with fairly minimal nerve damage if the right conditions are met. Severing the head is one of the few completely guaranteed methods of death... if you're a normal human.
11:25 Just imaging Ethan Winters killing a giant beast and then going into a small pond stabbing into the water screaming “YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD X3 - FISH WINTERS” is hilarious to me 😭
The fact that Mark was still so smitten with Lady Dimitrescu even after she transformed proves how much he adores her character. Not even just her appearance; he really does love how powerful and domineering she is.
I think its the chain you break? The chains are all rusted and I know from personal experience and reasons unnecessary to know that you can break a rusted chain with a good knife. X'D
as the wise said, "if you don't appreciate me at my *several tons of legs, wings, and a gaping mouth* , you don't deserve me at my *10 ft tall noble lady* "
2. Anger (maybe he'll ask for her back in the angriest possible way) 3. Bargaining (Is he gonna buy for her back? Yes, I know Mark well enough) 4. Depression (Obviously) 5. Acceptance (Obviously)
She might actually show up in flashbacks in future titles or DLC. CapCom has always been one to service fans, and it's been said that they were extremely surprised by her popularity. ... or out of flashbacks. This is RE where death has about as much meaning as it does in the Dragonball franchise.
Mark: " _I'm not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu._ " *immediately gets Crystal Dimitrescu, breaks into laughter and enters the first of the five stages of grief, all at once.*
uhm it was there first fight bc he was Actually fighting her and she was fighting him bc he killed her daughter and then they were fighting bc she was turning into whatever and he shot her
@@thatxboxguy5553 SPOILER ALERT 🚨 Seriously, end game spoilers.... Ok- Rose is ENTIRELY Mold. She is a complete Mold specimen in human form. This is why she’s completely fine even though she’s in flasks right now in the game. This happens to be because Ethan Is ALSO a Mold person, though he’s just infected. He technically died years ago, in the Bakers’ house when Jack stomped on his head, that killed him. He’s just so infected with Mold, and took so well to it, that he can heal really powerfully. He had these abilities when Rose was conceived, and that’s why she’s the way she is now. Hope that clears it up.
Mark: "what did i do??" _has killed all her daughters, broke into her house, has stolen items to open a box with a knife which he then tries to kill her with_ Mark: *"why are you mad??"*
Markiplier: “ya know, I don’t thing that was actually lady dimitrescu” The collectible literally named Crystal Dimitrescu: *allow me to introduce myself*
@@ispikel5901 SPOILER ALERT! It only explained that he was dead since re7, and he could attach his limbs cause he is a mold. But that doesnt mean if you heal ur hand, it will heal ur legs too
I think it was more symbolic of a demon lady riding the "Beast". So satan basically. If she is the first boss and she is Satan. What the frick could the rest do to top that lol.
Literally any other playthrough of this boss fight: An intense, terrifying, uphill, near hopeless confrontation with a horrible man eating monster. Marks playthrough: A passionate fight between a heated couple.
@@shadows_star For no reason? Obviously, she didn’t want to kill Ethan because of the bonding between the two that happened before the fight. Like the loving hand severing, and the passionate body slam 4 stories down. Truly, a love story of the ages.
The moment where Mark said "I'm not sure that was actually lady Dimetrescu" and the game just imediately giving him a "crystal Dimetrescu" afterwards had me in tears
Game: “look out the window” Mark: “I don’t wanna” * looks out the wrong window* Also Mark: realizing that it actually makes sense then a werewolf pops up and scared us all. 😂
lady Demetrescu: *stabs Ethan with 3 long blades* Ethan: this is fine also Ethan: *stabs back with a small dagger* Lady Demetrescu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
@@geistgrace6452 I think this has crossed from furries to monster fucker, but I don't see the issue. As long as there's consent, no respect should be lost imo.
Basically my first play through I played on hardcore and realized I never got one single buff up until Heisenberg’s Factory because I had the ingredients but didn’t actually “complete” them. So basically was just clutching it the whole way through.
@Arlyn Gadegaard I was actually terrified for a minute when i first saw him. lol. Had to pause and take a breather. mechanically he was not hard for me to deal with. All I did was hide in the bedroom closet, wait for him to leave, then sneak to the fuse box and wait for the elevator.
Mark selecting normal difficulty: "I'm here for a good time" Mark insisting on killing enemies with the knife even though he still has plenty of ammo and there will never really be a meaningful scarcity because he's playing on normal: "I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be"
@@1tsJustKetchup Hey, you might wanna put the spoiler way down so it's in the "read more" section. I've already beaten the game, so it didn't spoil anything for me, but some people might be just watching Mark's playthrough, and that's a huge end game spoiler.
I was actually SO stressed about you selling the sniper & this very moment, this fight, my emotions came full circle. Ashamed to have doubted the great Markiplier.
Pretty sure Lady D stabbed him in a way that would normally be fatal to a human. She also slammed him through 3 floors, smashed him against solid stone of a church while flying at a decent speed.
Love how it didn’t even occur to Mark that he was staring down Lady D’s final “boss” form, wielding a hunting knife, asking “Am I supposed to do something?” Classic...
I think baby gamers forget Mark and a majority of gamers expect games to be more difficult. Because games used to be more difficult. Only in the last 15 years or so have games become the hand holdy garbage baby gamers are used to.
*Markiplier gets impaled* "Dont be like that baby" *gets tossed through a brick tower* "We can work this out" *stabs vampire mommy with enchanted dagger* "I'm just showing you how much I love you" *shoots indiscriminately* "We can still be freinds" *kills vampire mommy* "That wasn't the real vampire mommy"
Hey, you see Mark didn't kill her. She's totally coming back later. Definitely. Undoubtedly. Yup, not dead. Not one bit. Not even slightly. No sir. SO, due to Mark not killing her he doesn't feel bad. Because she isn't dead. Obviously.
Mark: *simps over Lady Dimitrescu the entire past 4 episodes* Also Mark: *stabs Lady Dimitrescu with no emotion and is upset over losing knife* Edit: Oh my god, 1.2k likes?? thank you!
I do love the timing though. Mark: “I’m not sure that was lady dimetrescu.” *picks up the crystalized remains of lady Dimetrescu literally called Crystal Dimetrescu not even two seconds later*
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Mark: *Murders Lady Dimitrescu's daughters*
Lady Dimitrescu: *Tries to kill Mark*
Mark: "this is because I opened a window, huh?"
He was was in denial even before her death… truly tragic
WELL YOU SEE ITS NOT REALLY HER DAUGHTERS MORE LIKE A SUPRISE ADOPTION BECAUSE YOU KNOW NO BLOOD TREE CONECTION BETWE....
@@mtreso152 r/whoosh
@@joseespinosa7687 you mean the fact he copied what mark rambled in the last episode climbing the ladder?
@@joseespinosa7687 someone's a little slow
I like when Ethan went "This isnt possible" for Rose's head but he literally put his severed hand back on
Eh. Even in the normal world, severed hands can be reattached, even with fairly minimal nerve damage if the right conditions are met. Severing the head is one of the few completely guaranteed methods of death... if you're a normal human.
Haha I know right? Also the whole, "i've seen my wife die many times" plus remember daddy.
Wtf do you mean Ethan?!?
Twice!
@@celessilverfrond8944 Yeah, but just dumping antiseptic onto the stump and slapping that bad boy right back into place? That ain't normal.
@@SeenAGreatLight he might have those kind of mold in his body
Markiplier: I’m not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu
***Crystal Dimitrescu***
Markiplier: *laughs in denial*
*Laughter slowly turns to crying*
It's perfect
That was fucking great
Can I just say it sounds like a stripper name?
@@WraythSkitzofrenik you,
I don't like you
Players: “We’ve escaped Castle Dimitrescu.”
Mark: “We’ve temporarily departed Castle Dimitrescu.”
lol ikr
@@ThwipThwipBoom are we not gonna tak about how beautifully mark sings at 20:45?
(he blew up my ears :.))
.
Everyone: Mark is gonna be disappointed when he sees her transformation
Mark: now THATS some power I can respect
No replies
Mark "Masochist" Iplier.
Mark is a man of taste and culture. For upu see, her true form is the best part.
Body positivity!!
Why would he be? Her transformation is cool as 💩!
@@simpsrus8861 Maybe because she's not "sexy" anymore? Remember Jack and his "I regret ever simping for you" XD
Lady Dimitrescu: * transforms into a gigantic disgusting writhing tentacled flesh monster *
Mark: yeah I’m still into it
Same
@Olivia Alderman Same
@Olivia Alderman same
@Olivia Alderman * silently approves *
You know tentacles aren't so bad.
11:25 Just imaging Ethan Winters killing a giant beast and then going into a small pond stabbing into the water screaming “YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD X3 - FISH WINTERS” is hilarious to me 😭
“Fish winters you’ll never see your family again!” 😂
He’s hysterical don’t worry about it
Came back here 1 year later just for the "fish winters line" classic! 😂😂
grief does terrible things to those mourning over loved ones 😞
Lady Dimitrescu: "show me your terror"
Mark: "my terror? we just met"
"At least buy me a drink first"
7:13
You forgot the 😳😏 emojis
"Devour his man-flesh!"
For her, she'd be showing it regardless
The fact that Mark was still so smitten with Lady Dimitrescu even after she transformed proves how much he adores her character. Not even just her appearance; he really does love how powerful and domineering she is.
True bottoms will go for anything.
Or he just wants you to believe that to show that he totally doesn't think it's a sexual thing
I mean, he did confess his love when he was running from her and called her beautiful twice.
he's not a masochist though
@@styxmstones Have you seen the videos of Ethan torturing him?
“Yeah, No she’ll be back. I think she’ll be back. Oh yeah”
Stage one: Denial
Hopefully we'll have a DLC with her
Mark is gonna cry for the next couple days
@@ceoofbased6850 Possibly. Like you could be the/a butler that served under them. Or something.
@@whuspr you have better ideas than me
Lmao
Steel lock: destroyed in a single stab with a small knife
Wooden Door: Indestructible
I think its the chain you break?
The chains are all rusted and I know from personal experience and reasons unnecessary to know that you can break a rusted chain with a good knife. X'D
@@FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI Copium
Video game wooden doors are one of THE MOST indestructible things in the universe.
@@ThwipThwipBoom Wow you really added nothing to the conversation😂
It’s the yellow paint!
I love how jacksepticeye was like “I regret ever simping for her” after lady Dimitrescu turns into a monster and Mark is just:
*simps harder*
I’m sure he will meet a taller women
as the wise said, "if you don't appreciate me at my *several tons of legs, wings, and a gaping mouth* , you don't deserve me at my *10 ft tall noble lady* "
@Rita - F*СΚ MΈ ! that’s some respectable power
@@hayatobun spoken like a true chad
Mark proving he has good taste
markiplier is gonna go thru the five stages of grief after losing lady dimitrescu
1. denial
2. Anger (maybe he'll ask for her back in the angriest possible way)
3. Bargaining (Is he gonna buy for her back? Yes, I know Mark well enough)
4. Depression (Obviously)
5. Acceptance (Obviously)
@@orangelake2268 nah it's just all gonna be denial
She might actually show up in flashbacks in future titles or DLC. CapCom has always been one to service fans, and it's been said that they were extremely surprised by her popularity.
... or out of flashbacks. This is RE where death has about as much meaning as it does in the Dragonball franchise.
@@guyfieri148 he's stuck in the first stage forever
Mark showing up after finding out she doesn’t come back later: Duke, I’ve come to bargain
Jack: Awww, cute baby
Mark: Eww, creepy baby
Jack: Eww, disgusting dragon
Mark: Aww, sexy dragon
Opposites attract
So Mark is Donkey?
The dragon is disgusting, demogorgon mouth etc
@@Pumpkin525 it's beautiful.
@@Lina-we6fr agreed but I find monsters hot so take that as you will
Lady Dimitrescu: **Transforms into some nightmare demon thing**
Mark: *Jokes on you, I’m still into that sh*t*
I love how mark was imitating lady D by killing the fish and saying “give it up Fish WINTERS, you’ll never see your family again”
well he was at stage 1: Denial
Lady Dimitrescu: *turns into an dragon abomination thing that’s thirsty for his blood*
Mark: that power is so respectable tho
lol
I mean,,, to be fair it do be respectable
Lol
I love how every youtuber but Mark immediately stopped simping once she transformed, respect man.
Her form changes but the power remains👍🏻
it’s true love
@@Okk681 ITS NOT ABOUT THE S*X ITS ABOUT THE POWAH
My friend in my case that is where you are wrong
We and Mark know the truth. Other youtubers were too weak.
32:14 "A well wheel. Well, we'll make some progress"
I need appreciation shown for this *NOW*
Searched the comments for somebody noticing this..... respect bro.... respect 🤝
Huh.
*Lady Dimitrescu transforms*
Everyone : “aw she’s not tall lady anymore”
Mark : “now *that’s* hot”
No now she's big dragon. Can't stop scalies
Nah it's about the POWER
@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2 A wise man once said "fucc off stupid bots"
Now that's Power!
@@hexational105 what
Mark: " _I'm not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu._ "
*immediately gets Crystal Dimitrescu, breaks into laughter and enters the first of the five stages of grief, all at once.*
The timing of that was just too perfect
@@newvideoonmychannel2431 Upload.
@@newvideoonmychannel2431 not sure why you're asking here but my opinion is do what you love doing and don't overdue it sometimes simple is the best
@@mikkoptambo421
You're not sure? Two words:
*Blatant self-promotion*
And the steam achievement: “That Sucked!“
“Our first fight,” Mark says, as if she hasn’t been chasing him and fighting with him since he arrived 😂
No like actually both shooting and flying into eachother
Lol that was okay fighting 😂😂
Maybe it’s because he actually had no choice but to shoot her. All the other times he would never shoot her
Thats just relationship issues.
uhm it was there first fight bc he was
Actually fighting her and she was fighting him bc he killed her daughter and then they were fighting bc she was turning into whatever and he shot her
"You're the only one besides from Mother Miranda to see me like this!"
- Lady Dimitrescu, 2021, in front of 3 million people, recorded by Markiplier.
Lady Dimitrescu: *turns into a monster*
Mark: *continues to simp faithfully*
She can Eat us out
Loyalty at its best
*RESPECT POWER*
And memes
He’s a loyal man
@@astolfofansunny4047 Right?! If anything there's even more power to be respected
Me: expecting Mark to be devastated at this scene
Mark: *Now THAT is some power I can respect.*
Everyone else when they see the Lady's true form: *"..!!! Eww no, gross!" etc*
Mark: *"...Eh, I'm still into it."*
@@kalysian yeah bro big dragon lady? that shits hot af
The man's committed. He's come this far.
Me too i expected him to be pissed
Big Man saying Ethan can bring his daughter back:
"That's crazy!" says the man who attached his severed hand with some goop juice
Well he was Able to do that because he has da fungus in him, I’m not sure if rose has da fungus
@@thatxboxguy5553 SPOILER ALERT 🚨
Seriously, end game spoilers....
Ok-
Rose is ENTIRELY Mold. She is a complete Mold specimen in human form. This is why she’s completely fine even though she’s in flasks right now in the game.
This happens to be because Ethan Is ALSO a Mold person, though he’s just infected. He technically died years ago, in the Bakers’ house when Jack stomped on his head, that killed him. He’s just so infected with Mold, and took so well to it, that he can heal really powerfully. He had these abilities when Rose was conceived, and that’s why she’s the way she is now.
Hope that clears it up.
ok yeah thanks, im just now watching marks playthru of re7 so yeah this makes sense now thanks,
off topic but i love you profile pic, fellow sally face enjoyer
@@siratlas8198 Awww thank you! I just changed it too T^T
10:57 I dread to know how much Lixian had to cut out before Mark realized he had to just punch it with a knife.
Mark "Why are you so mad?!"
Mark in previous episodes: Murders all three of lady Dimitrescu's daughters.
But why was she mad?
nah man, he only opened a window!!!
Technically they tried to murder him first.
They were just a bunch of flies and not biological
?
I love how jacksepticeye was totally disgusted by Lady Dimitrescu’s transformation and mark is just admiring it.
Probably because there's beauty in the beast
That dragon figure is georgeous
He is LOOKING
RESPECTFULLY
I was about to write the exact same thing
*Lady Dimitrescu transforms into an eldritch abomination
Mark: JOKES ON YOU I'M INTO THAT SHIT
LD: Turns into evil dragon that wants to gruesomely murder Ethan
Mark: *R E S P E C T A B L E*
"ah yes, this is perfectly natural"
This would be me
For a second I thought you meant my cranky boye 😂😂😂
Mark: "what did i do??"
_has killed all her daughters, broke into her house, has stolen items to open a box with a knife which he then tries to kill her with_
Mark: *"why are you mad??"*
When the lady transformed mark literally went "jokes on you I'm into that shit"
Mark: "She'll be back. She'll be back."
1st Stage of Heartbreak: *IN DENIAL*
Lady Dimitrescu: *shows her true form*
Mark: Wow, I love how you can just be yourself around me.
"You haven't done a good job of actually eating me, but I'll forgive you."
Context matters.
I'm fucking DEAD 😂💀⚰️
MHM..
Context: lady dimitrescu, mark, dimitrescu bedroom, power
Mark, in-denial of Lady D’s death: she’ll come back soon don’t worry
Mark, aged 80: she’ll come back soon don’t worry
Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Lady Dimitrescu-o?
@@auggiemain actually a good comment... take my like 👍
@@Ronald98 i thought this said take my life 😭
🤣🤣🤣 This made my day
😂😂
everyone else: accepts that Dimitrescu is dead. Mark: *in denial*
Also refused to accept Mia's dead.
@@JayHog1992 it wasn’t mia
@@kizo5366 I know, but Mark sometimes talked about Mia like she's still alive.
No one accepted she was dead the denial is silent. :(
Same I refuse to believe marks true love is gone
Markiplier: “ya know, I don’t thing that was actually lady dimitrescu”
The collectible literally named Crystal Dimitrescu: *allow me to introduce myself*
Most beautiful timing I've ever seen
@Faraz Khan shhhhhhhh if you don’t mention it nobody will know
Pure comedic timing.
@@space_0wl480 I know right the timing was perfect.
I just love how he wont sell it
Mark 2021:lady dimitrescu will come back.
Mark 2022: *plays as dimitrescu in dlc*
Hisenberg and Lady Super-sized Bitch are the 2 best characters in that DLC
@@loki4807yes
Lady Dimitrescu: *Literally bites off Ethan's legs*
Ethan: Ah time to put some medicine on my _hands_
Resident evil logic when gets scratch on face to... Ethan: if you cure your hand you cure everything
It’s explained in the story not plot armor
@@ispikel5901 SPOILER ALERT!
It only explained that he was dead since re7, and he could attach his limbs cause he is a mold. But that doesnt mean if you heal ur hand, it will heal ur legs too
Well, his hands probably could use the healing too
@@streamerkanz5445 u just answered the question urself it’s cause he is a molded
"I'm not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu" *immediately receives the Crystal Dimitrescu* lmao
*Laughter of denial*
The game: Are you sure about that
8:33
Mark is in denial through the whole video. *sees her crystal* “oh she’ll be back” “she just went on vacation, she’ll be back”
Stage 1: Denial
Like my dad he'll bring milk
@@JamesTK no he dosn't smoke
I'm built different
Can we just talk about mark yelling “bestie??” After getting spooked
I know, that took me off guard lol
Yup i was proud but also scared
twitter moment lol
LMAO WAIT WHAT- WHICH PART DID HE SAY THAT IN?!?! _TIMESTAMPS_ PEOPLE, WE NEED _TIMESTAMPS_ -
@@xMythStarx starts from 22:25
Mark sees 9 ft tall vampire lady - Is into it.
Mark sees 25 ft long Vamp-Dragon monster lady - Is more into it.
It's about the powerrrr
@@BlueFlameBird does that make mark a masochist
Mark sees her crystal remains - is really more into it
Now I'm confused is lady d 2 organisms or 1
The bigger, the better
THE WAY THAT THE CRYSTAL TORSO OF DIMETRESCU JUST POPPED UP AFTER HE SAID THAT HE DIDNT THINK HE KILLED HER THIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAOO
LMAOOO I KNOW I WAS DYING AT THAT PART
@@ProGamer-lk9qw EXACTLY RIGHT!?! I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT YEA AND NICE TO SEE THAT THO.
Allow me to break the cycle...
@Funny haha guy Dang
That timing was perfect... But I swear I read this as she died and immediately when I finished saw it pop up and can't stop laughing
"I opened a window! Why's that so bad?"
Everybody else on the submariene: 😐
This didn’t age well.
“She’ll be back”
Me: the first stage of grief is denial
... Poor Mark
Ikr. Mark will get sad in the entire playthrough.
Exactly what I was thinking
Same thought
But but but she miiiiiight
Mark: “I’m not sure that was Lady Dimitresceu”
Crystal Dimitresceu: “Somebody say something?”
Lots of likes but no replies...
Dimitrescu*
I felt bad for lady Dimatreksu I didn't want her to die
And then 8:33
8:29
Mark: I’m not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu.
8:32 (Crystal Dimitrescu)
Mark:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And on this episode of "How is Ethan Winters not dead", we watch as a dragon yells at Ethan for 5 minutes before falling to it's death.
pretty accurate
I’m pretty sure he’s infected tbh. How do you reattach a hand and have full function
@@Jsayyyyy definitely infected. He should have died multiple times when he gets stabbed by Dimitrescu in the cutscenes.
@@Jsayyyyy until it’s stated as a fact it’s just a fake sense of danger
He literally was being devoured
“I don’t know where Mia is. She’s gonna come back pissed.” Mark.
Also Mark sees her get shot 13 times in the chest and face 4 episodes ago
to be fair she was pretty close to being irreversibly infected by the mold and was still shown to be moving after having several bullets put into her
This is RE. Does anything stay dead in this universe?
Also, nice icon, Teach.😉
@@martymohawk8360 Lol thanks.
@@martymohawk8360 that boulder chris punched into oblivion has yet to return...
@@junezaffino7958
That's cute. You thought that was Mia.
Dimitrescu: Turns into a literal dragon
Mark: "Now that's some power I can respect."
I think it was more symbolic of a demon lady riding the "Beast". So satan basically. If she is the first boss and she is Satan. What the frick could the rest do to top that lol.
@@pineappleparty1624 They dont
@@artenthusiastae7196 Heisenberg does, sort of.
@@pineappleparty1624 a giant [ spoiler ] that can swallow your entire body did some shit I can't forget. Neither will I be able to sleep...
@@Sorta8 That's why I'm watching Mark play this instead. It seems too long and too scary for me to ever finish myself. =]
The fact that he still admires Lady D even after she transformed is incredible
That’s what true lust *cough* *cough* I mean respect looks like
@@hennegivensunday he respects that power 😳
Its not about sex. Its about the POWER
That’s true unconditional love 💘
Yeah the bit goes on
8:45
Mark: I’m not sure that was dimitrescu.
Sees dimitrescu’s crystal
Mark: genuinely laughs
8:33
8:29
Literally any other playthrough of this boss fight: An intense, terrifying, uphill, near hopeless confrontation with a horrible man eating monster.
Marks playthrough: A passionate fight between a heated couple.
Best rundown ever
I am mark
near hopeless is a little bit much considering Ethan’s massive plot armor unfortunately
I mean, there were multiple instances where the monsters mouth was so close to him to could definitely have eaten him and for no reason didn't.
@@shadows_star For no reason? Obviously, she didn’t want to kill Ethan because of the bonding between the two that happened before the fight. Like the loving hand severing, and the passionate body slam 4 stories down. Truly, a love story of the ages.
lady dimitrescu stabs mark and then proceeds to transform into a horrible monster:
mark: *puppy dog eyes widen*
Me also
Markiplier: gets perfect chance to shoot lady dimitrescu.
Also Markiplier: am I supposed to be doing something?
I always thought she'd hurt you if you didn't do enough damage there, but apparently not.
@@coranbaker6401 yeah it seems like you don’t even have to actually hurt her in order to progress the boss fight 😂😂😂
20:42 damn bro mark really hit those notes
The moment where Mark said "I'm not sure that was actually lady Dimetrescu" and the game just imediately giving him a "crystal Dimetrescu" afterwards had me in tears
LMAOAOAOA
Same. I was laughing with him. 😆
Lmao same
@@noodleyynat calm down Jamal
@@Iuffycs 😕😕😕😕
The only thing bigger than Lady D's boobas are Mark's eyes when staring at them
Indeed. Also, hello there
lol
The next great commenter
Hello there!
Stop infecting everything i love
“I’m not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu.”
*Crystal Dimitrescu*
I'm built different
@@ethanwinters380 simp
Love how he keeps thinking that she'll comeback like the previous boss in RE7
I actually bust out laughing when that happened. The timing was perfect.
@@dirtriderxr His denial is stronk
Game: “look out the window”
Mark: “I don’t wanna”
* looks out the wrong window*
Also Mark: realizing that it actually makes sense then a werewolf pops up and scared us all. 😂
Lady Dimitrescu: "I will never forgive you!"
Mark: "Why what did I do?!"
Also Mark: *kills all three of her beloved daughters*
*And also stabbed her-*
@@heavenlyplayz2393 and also broke a lot of furniture , or just stole it .
and broke her expensive vases
and took her expensive lipstick
"i just opened a window" 😭😭
Mark: brutally stabs and threatens fish
Fish: dies
Mark: Oh no I am so sorry
Mark: continues stabbing
As i read this comment he stabbed the fish xD hahaha
He will need to collect the meat to unlock the kitchen.
RIP Fish Winters
@@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2 "Bots on youtube are stupid and do nothing but encourage horrible tragedies"
- Sun Tzu, the art of War probably
lady Demetrescu: *stabs Ethan with 3 long blades*
Ethan: this is fine
also Ethan: *stabs back with a small dagger*
Lady Demetrescu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
It was a ancient dagger made for killing vampires
@@kaysonwulffDixon yeah and the long blades were made for ending human lives
@@rayray5918 it's finger nails , they were made to be cut , not to cut.
This will be explained dw
@@Sorta8 oh they're finger nails? Ew
Mark: *Doesn’t read the four crest names*
Later Mark: *sees the note mentioning beneviento* I don’t know what that means.
Dimitrescu: YOU KILLED MY DAUGHTERS!
Mark: We can make more :D
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Look, anyone would make more with LD
@@mengeng7454 even me, who doesn’t even have a pp.
@@theincredibleauraaa133 exactly.
@@theincredibleauraaa133 you only prove my point 🤣
Lady D: *turns into a mutation*
Mark: did you think my love would pause?
"Now that's some power I can respect."
Furries/scales: don't you dare to threaten me with good time
@@dankmemes8254 We have our limits you know.
Well, most of us
We don't respect the other half
It honestly has a good message behind it
@@geistgrace6452 I think this has crossed from furries to monster fucker, but I don't see the issue. As long as there's consent, no respect should be lost imo.
Mark: "She'll be back.."
Also Mark: *picks up her crystal corpse*
He literally laughed about it too, and said in the end “she’ll be back” 😂
Poor mark
*Lady Dimitrescu turns into a gigantic gargoyle like monster*
Mark: Now see that's some power I can respect.
Mark not the time to be a damn simp-
I love how Mark turns into an owl anytime he gets startled.
he literally made the “whoo” noise when i read this lmfao
Who?
LMAO
I always thought it was more of a Mickey Mouse Goofy laugh
@@Senpaiaproves cares
Sometimes I just forget how unique Mark's gameplay is. He just loves making the game harder on himself without even knowing.
It’s his subconscious morphing with his completeionist side.
Basically my first play through I played on hardcore and realized I never got one single buff up until Heisenberg’s Factory because I had the ingredients but didn’t actually “complete” them. So basically was just clutching it the whole way through.
@@thepringleman_ r/madlads
That or he plays like an idiot.
@@ironnoah9461 he does, and its not just his game, its every game. the kid is just braindead..
Not even 5 minutes in and Mark is already showing his masochist side..
**lady dimitrescu turns into a monster**
Mark: now that's some power I respect
He’s not a masochist, he just wants to see how much of her power he can take.
not even 2 minutes and he's already decided it
Mark: "What did I do?"
Dimitrescu: "You literally just broke into my home,killed my daughters and stabbed me with a huge knife..."
I love how calm Mark is during the entire fight and just had a casual conversation with tall lady.
Markiplier nonchalantly strolling around a boss fight and taking a few pot shots for 3 minutes is peak markiplier
He's got those B to Blow skills.
I wonder why it took jack so long to kill lady dimitrescu (even with the sniper rifle) and mark killed her really quickly.
Couldn't have said it better meself
@@rudrakshdange6473 No disrespect to Sean, but Mark is simply a better gamer
To be fair Mark is on Easy, Sean was not.
Mark: "I don't think its her"
Game: *gives him a crystal statue of her*
Mark: "ehh I'm sure she'll be back" 😂😂
Someone in denial of loss.
@@santranquil he's just hurting 😅
@@sybellhernandez9654 kept her lipstick too 😂😂😂
@Arlyn Gadegaard I was actually terrified for a minute when i first saw him. lol. Had to pause and take a breather.
mechanically he was not hard for me to deal with. All I did was hide in the bedroom closet, wait for him to leave, then sneak to the fuse box and wait for the elevator.
Stage one:Denial
Mark:
She’s still alive, isn’t she?
Game:
Congrats you defeated LD!!!!!!
"Episode five of Mark aggressively respecting vampires".
Bro Mark is weird af bro he likes twilight
Who likes twilight.
@@commieman9831 for me yes & no
@@commieman9831 Teen girls, and Mark apparently?
He respects one vampire in particular.
The creators really got everyone on that “look out the window” part
I think my heart jumped out of my body for a second from that jumpscare 😆
I knew it was gonna happen but it still got me good 😭
Yeah when I was at that Window it scared the shit out of me only pewds somehow managed to not trigger the jumpscare
Time stamp?
@@jackofsometrades9764 25:23
Mark selecting normal difficulty: "I'm here for a good time"
Mark insisting on killing enemies with the knife even though he still has plenty of ammo and there will never really be a meaningful scarcity because he's playing on normal: "I'm gonna make this way harder than it needs to be"
Lady Dimetrescu: **turns into some kind of flesh abomination**
Mark: *J A C K P O T*
Devil may cry ¿?
Sorry, i understood the reference xd
Don't worry, baby! It's what's on the inside that matters to me!
I swear the remnants of DMC bled into this game during development.
I wonder what the odds will be that Mark will play DMC5?
American Dragon ref?
THE POWER
Ethan saying it’s insane for his daughter to be alive without her head coming from the guy who just sticks body parts back on himself 😂
Yeah really. Especially since the baby is
(Spoiler)
is likely also a molded like him
@@1tsJustKetchup Hey, you might wanna put the spoiler way down so it's in the "read more" section. I've already beaten the game, so it didn't spoil anything for me, but some people might be just watching Mark's playthrough, and that's a huge end game spoiler.
@@tylarjackson7928 he stuck his hand back on in a earlier episode
@@tylarjackson7928 fixed
@@sophrii5129 Yeah, but they did that in Re7 too after that event happened (the spoilery one that I won't mention).
I like how Lady Dimitrescu turning into a gaint flying monster isnt a turn off for Mark
Lmao so true
@@phrogiesenpai2676 ..
As he says, he respects the power
“Jackpot”
spoiler
Mark: Says that fighting a terrifying, man eating monster is easy
Also Mark: Tries very hard to kill a fish
Mark: I'm not sure if that's the real Dimitrescu
*see's Crystal Dimitrescu*
Mark: *Laughs*
how did this get 250 likes?
I laughed so hard too from that timing
i dont get the joke
That was Capcom basically going "SHE'S GOOOONEEEE!!!"
@Blue_Rosez Mark-possesed Ethan did just lose his wife, he needs something for those long nights alone, something POWERFUL 😉
Mark: “I don’t think that was actually lady Dimitrescu”
The game: *Literally not even a second later* “Crystal Dimitrescu”
WKFJFJA I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
@@ilikecoffee05 me too ahahahah
Mark's in denial, give that man a moment.
And he didn't sell it because he wants to keep it!
8:22 just in case😄
The fans watching Mark repeating "She'll come back any minute" to himself are like that scene in Frozen:
"I'm gonna tell him"
"Don't you dare"
Someones gotta tell em
someone has to
I- he has to know.
None of you can it's the Big No No💀💀
Somebody's gotta tell him
I was actually SO stressed about you selling the sniper & this very moment, this fight, my emotions came full circle. Ashamed to have doubted the great Markiplier.
*Y* Shame
Villains in this game really like throwing Ethan instead of actually trying to kill him
It's a common theme in Resident Evil games.
You can kill people by throwing them hard enough
Pretty much the tactic of any enemy that’s bigger than you in games and films.
@@edgymoji8260 Except for necromorphs and Chris Walker from Outlast... sometimes
Pretty sure Lady D stabbed him in a way that would normally be fatal to a human. She also slammed him through 3 floors, smashed him against solid stone of a church while flying at a decent speed.
Love how it didn’t even occur to Mark that he was staring down Lady D’s final “boss” form, wielding a hunting knife, asking “Am I supposed to do something?” Classic...
I think baby gamers forget Mark and a majority of gamers expect games to be more difficult. Because games used to be more difficult. Only in the last 15 years or so have games become the hand holdy garbage baby gamers are used to.
@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172
*waves cane around*
“BACK IN THE GOOD OL DAYS GAMES MADE YOU WANNA KILL YOURSELF! GAMERS TODAY ARE SO ENTITLED!”
@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 I know I’m 7 months late, but he’s playing on standard lmao. Hardcore has better gameplay
@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172
Ok, boomer
Everybody talking about him simping, but no one mentions him calling her "Lady Dimmadome"😩
"I'm Lady Dimitrescu, owner of the Dimitridale Dimitridome!"
@@martymohawk8360 This made my night XD
That's just good ol' Mark, always calling the characters names derived from their actual ones xD
Mark in 30 years still carrying around the crystal Dimitrescu: I'll be here when you get back my love
*Markiplier gets impaled*
"Dont be like that baby"
*gets tossed through a brick tower*
"We can work this out"
*stabs vampire mommy with enchanted dagger* "I'm just showing you how much I love you"
*shoots indiscriminately*
"We can still be freinds"
*kills vampire mommy*
"That wasn't the real vampire mommy"
The timing for "I'm not sure that was actually Lady Dimitrescu" and the crystal appearing right after was perfect. x'D
I like how he is still simping and not selling her remains.
@@q-tip4723 Yes! Would be hilarious if he kept it for the remainder of the game.
Mark: *casually calls a huge plot twist saying "falls do nothing, i'm not sure why, but they don't"*
Also Mark: tHAT'S NOT ACTUALLY DIMITRESCU
Mark: "I’ve killed many things on my trip here and NONE of them have made me feel bad."
Lady Dimitrescu: ...
I felt that XD
Hey, you see Mark didn't kill her. She's totally coming back later. Definitely. Undoubtedly. Yup, not dead. Not one bit. Not even slightly. No sir.
SO, due to Mark not killing her he doesn't feel bad. Because she isn't dead. Obviously.
@@mastergreenfox6004 are you voice of mark's denial
Mark: *simps over Lady Dimitrescu the entire past 4 episodes*
Also Mark: *stabs Lady Dimitrescu with no emotion and is upset over losing knife*
Edit: Oh my god, 1.2k likes?? thank you!
He doesn't realize it was his first and last fight with lady dimitriscu
Knife contained the Lady Ds blood. Super valuable memento I'd say.
Its finee, she's still alive and well, prolly resting in her castle
You can't keep it if I recall correctly
He was simping over the power, so killing her made her unattractive.
Lady Dimitrescu: *turns into horrific hell monster*
Mark: jokes on you, I'm into that shit
mark and the whole internet lol
Mood
Yoooo I HAVE THAT SAME FRAME FROM SHE RA AS MY PFP ON DISCORD YEAHHHHHH
now that's power that i can get behind
22:10(ish) I forgot about Mark’s “kabuski!” when he kicks open doors aw
Mark: “I’m not sure that was lady dimetrescu.”
Game: “It was, idiot.”
I do love the timing though.
Mark: “I’m not sure that was lady dimetrescu.”
*picks up the crystalized remains of lady Dimetrescu literally called Crystal Dimetrescu not even two seconds later*
I laughed at this so much. Thank you
He was holding out some serious hope 😆😆
@@Antisocial_Mercy glad I could be of help lol