Down by the payload, look! It's a spy! A sentry? It's fat scout! Fatter than a speeding bullet, A face like a locomotive, Able to look at tall buildings from the ground! This amazing man from the icy Russia! Fat scout, the only son of his mother, taking on the impossible challenge to care for her and his sisters, fat scout moves the payload and shoots a shotgun with his fellow mercs, and works with the team in his secret identity, Heavy Weapons Guy
Running too fast to aim properly? Wack. Insulting the venerable science of physics by jumping on midair? Wack. Corporate chemical juice a.k.a. soda? Wack. Scrawny beta-cringe physique? Wack. Reduced damage per melee hit? Wack. Me? I'm fat as F O K.
Fatter than a feeding buffet
You deserve the Best Comment Award.
More powdered than a loco motive.
Faster than a static bullet
Underrated comment
“Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad.”
*Touches Scout*
Next time eat a large fry
i love fat shaming the heavy from team fortress 2
Remember, he has a mini gun….and you don’t
We are not fat shaming heavy we are fat maxing scout
He is not fat, big boned
*Y E S .*
How dare you insult my husband
Down by the payload, look!
It's a spy!
A sentry?
It's fat scout!
Fatter than a speeding bullet,
A face like a locomotive,
Able to look at tall buildings from the ground!
This amazing man from the icy Russia!
Fat scout, the only son of his mother, taking on the impossible challenge to care for her and his sisters, fat scout moves the payload and shoots a shotgun with his fellow mercs, and works with the team in his secret identity, Heavy Weapons Guy
Team fortress:Rogue core character description
Medic: “Scout”
Scout: “I am HEAVY!”
Medic: **aggh! I’m BILIND!**
Fat scout gotta be ny favorite scout variant
new york likes all kinds of scouts
I didn’t know caseoh played tf2
MUH STOPPIN’ POWER
Heart stopping power
“fatter to tank a speeding bullet”
Based profile pic
Faster than a speeding buffet
"And it's strong enough to pick up pancakes!"
the overuse of bloom is what makes it for me
Slower than a standstill tub of lard
“Skinny Little Twig, Skinny, Skinny, Small Little, Twig Twig!” -Fat Scout to standard Scout
Faster than a speeding boolet
I love better scout, this is why he’s my profile picture
Every time he double jumps, a fart sound effect should play 😂
If he's a bullet...he's a Bullet Bill
Running too fast to aim properly? Wack.
Insulting the venerable science of physics by jumping on midair? Wack.
Corporate chemical juice a.k.a. soda? Wack.
Scrawny beta-cringe physique? Wack.
Reduced damage per melee hit? Wack.
Me? I'm fat as F O K.
Technically heavy is in love with the kart so i see no change
I think it should be named "Slower than a speeding bullet"
@@NightJet01 says the mf that cant start a sentence without "bro"
Yikes.🗿🤤
Thats not creative
How about "fa(s)ter than a speeding bullet"?
No the title is literal perfection
Yeah the flip flops Really help. Screams Im 45 and in a Crisis!
Fatter than a random spread pattern
Fatter than his missing feet
Someone please make a remix called "Fatter Than A Speeding Bullet"
Replace the bongos with bass drums
It’s called that
@@liber2350 Please reread the comment.
regular scout vs fat scout
I have an idea. Let's call this subclass the fat scout AHHAHAHHAHAAA good idea, thanks
Этот скаут набух от тестостерона!💪
Now do Scout pretending to be Heavy :)
gotta try speed heavy
get a soldier buddy with whip and conch
use gru
be amazed
he boot too big for he gotdam feet
How?!?
Voodoo witchcraft
Nice hustle ton of fun next time eat a salad 💀💀💀
I'm sorry, but I keep getting distracted by a cat shrieking in the background lol
That is Jeremy
Fat scout enjoyer sadly there not action to show case this
nice
Is this a mod ? If not tell me the loadout pls :c
It’s a mod I got off of game banana
How all of these cosmetics called? I wanna
Unfortunately it’s a mod
@@Boney2 sadly(
Mod for this? Where?
gamebanana.com/mods/396119