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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @izraeltoo8509
    @izraeltoo8509 4 года назад +91

    What the first dudes name

  • @h4lyx
    @h4lyx 4 года назад +261

    Watched 3 of these so far; basically a doctor now

    • @lberndtsen7595
      @lberndtsen7595 4 года назад +1

      Watched like 50 of these.

    • @MrWhisperingwildly
      @MrWhisperingwildly 4 года назад +10

      Even he’s not a doctor , he just wears a 🥼 to pretend he is

    • @HeidiJ77
      @HeidiJ77 3 года назад

      Your user name implies that you can heal people anyway... 😉

    • @nintencat
      @nintencat 2 года назад

      You sacrifice so much and ask for so little.

  • @gafrancisco
    @gafrancisco 4 года назад +81

    1:49 if he fails as a chiropactric... he's gone have a good future as a carpenter

  • @il_veltro
    @il_veltro 4 года назад +68

    ok, i hammered your shoulders, aligned your chakras, and cleansed your spirit. $200, and i'll need to see you again every month for the rest of your life

    • @tmadden4951
      @tmadden4951 3 года назад +1

      One rolfing session and your sold forever

  • @lennomenno
    @lennomenno 4 года назад +55

    8:40 checks heiney hole for symmetry

  • @JasperKazai
    @JasperKazai 4 года назад +80

    0:07 "That feels so weird."
    "Good."
    That was the perfect creepy response to that. But in reality he probably just wasn't listening

    • @designerproductions
      @designerproductions 3 года назад +3

      it's her dad haha

    • @tmadden4951
      @tmadden4951 3 года назад

      @@designerproductions wait I'm a dad

    • @chamorroman
      @chamorroman 3 года назад +4

      Yea if the wind blows the wrong way around a woman.... it's creepy.

  • @G-Fi-High
    @G-Fi-High 4 года назад +53

    This is ridiculous. I’ve watched it 8 times.

  • @secretserumslipper9504
    @secretserumslipper9504 3 года назад +23

    7:45 “There’s your fried chicken.”

  • @arsonfly
    @arsonfly 4 года назад +67

    They all kinda have this look like "wtf is he doing?" at various points.

  • @pokinsmot
    @pokinsmot 4 года назад +32

    More of the Russian woman please

  • @Mns_87
    @Mns_87 3 года назад +24

    Quackery makes for some of the best ASMR.

  • @hugheszie
    @hugheszie 4 года назад +68

    The first dude might as well be saying magic spells, no way that’s doing anything at all other than maybe damage 😂 amazes he didn’t bring out the black and decker.

    • @tbcmiles3542
      @tbcmiles3542 3 года назад +2

      Those are actual tools chiropractors occasionally use

    • @davidholomakoff4514
      @davidholomakoff4514 3 года назад +1

      And you know this because?

    • @mendaciousc5208
      @mendaciousc5208 3 года назад +2

      Well duh, he's a chiropractor - it's full of shit.

  • @ufailowell
    @ufailowell 4 года назад +97

    The bowl cut dude looks like he went to the chiropractor on a bet and doesn't believe anything going on

  • @saintcabbage
    @saintcabbage 4 года назад +155

    This first doctor gives off a super creepy vibe and she looks incredibly uncomfortable, its like an early scene from Hostel with his weird grin

    • @venil82
      @venil82 4 года назад +15

      You made few spelling mistakes in word doctor, it spells charlatan

    • @wocket42
      @wocket42 4 года назад +37

      It's her father. Just so you know.

    • @saintcabbage
      @saintcabbage 4 года назад +9

      @@wocket42 That feels so weird.... goooood.... 0:08

    • @phootphetishphilip5551
      @phootphetishphilip5551 4 года назад

      He gonna fatality you if he hears this lol 3:49 3:49

  • @softtalkasmr6873
    @softtalkasmr6873 4 года назад +23

    12:06 ET has appeared in the room in her shadow.

  • @akilghosh
    @akilghosh 4 года назад +122

    Dude was a carpenter before getting the quack degree.

  • @manfredaxcore
    @manfredaxcore 4 года назад +46

    1:33 "Michaelangelo worked relentlessly while sculpting King David."

  • @9870321654
    @9870321654 4 года назад +39

    Who's the russian woman?

  • @liszzzz122
    @liszzzz122 4 года назад +47

    No idea what the last lady is doing but I like it

    • @pathemep
      @pathemep 4 года назад +22

      Absolute bullshitery that's what she doing

  • @JP-re9xj
    @JP-re9xj 4 года назад +49

    11:23 Look at the eyes of the girl on the table.
    She's like -_- then O_O

    • @doctor3494
      @doctor3494 3 года назад +2

      Yeah that’s not the only thing strange about that clip

    • @mischalecterTV
      @mischalecterTV 3 года назад +2

      I just don't thing anyone expects someone to just grab onto you.. there

  • @xpoets
    @xpoets 3 года назад +31

    Since no one wanted to help y’all, I will. The Russian lady’s RUclips is Aleksandra mirklis :) no need to thank me

    • @noonparelli
      @noonparelli 3 года назад +7

      I told you that months ago? And plenty of others too.

  • @robinhood1770
    @robinhood1770 4 года назад +25

    I know they might be getting scammed but damn I wanna get scammed too

  • @chrimbo90
    @chrimbo90 4 года назад +95

    Surely that first doctor is dealing out some absolute bull...

    • @Sir_Speederik
      @Sir_Speederik 4 года назад +28

      Chris Hart he is a chiropractor, all they deal is absolute bull.

    • @benjaylehman
      @benjaylehman 4 года назад +1

      That’s what I said

    • @garrett.zimmer
      @garrett.zimmer 4 года назад +3

      Snake. Oil.

    • @Blurredfury22
      @Blurredfury22 4 года назад +3

      Why? Chiropractors are amazing

    • @adambishop568
      @adambishop568 4 года назад +5

      @@Blurredfury22 most fake healers are, that's the point.

  • @dylanreziniano564
    @dylanreziniano564 4 года назад +47

    This guy took a hammer and nail to the girl's shoulder, 100% losing his mind

  • @ericjohnson6105
    @ericjohnson6105 3 года назад +5

    MItch Peleggi is having too much fun with that clicker pen.

  • @Bredavendavin
    @Bredavendavin 4 года назад +22

    3:49 when the neck pop so good it releases the demogorgons

  • @news-now-america
    @news-now-america 4 года назад +28

    That first Drs selling snake oil.

  • @remi5829
    @remi5829 4 года назад +7

    where are you king please come back its been 2 months :sob:

  • @primetrollex8071
    @primetrollex8071 3 года назад +23

    The first guy literally did nothing to that chick. None of those procedures he performed on her have legitimate benefits

  • @CJ9007
    @CJ9007 4 года назад +53

    2:38 she’s so uncomfortable

    • @Alice_Bloodborne
      @Alice_Bloodborne 4 года назад +5

      Probably cause he's giving off a creepy vibe.

    • @whitepudding6018
      @whitepudding6018 4 года назад +2

      @@Alice_Bloodborne how? That's literally what chiropractors do

    • @destinypaige5280
      @destinypaige5280 4 года назад +1

      That's her dad y'all 🤣

    • @CJ9007
      @CJ9007 4 года назад

      Destiny Paige oh wow never mind then lol

    • @jigokunokishi917
      @jigokunokishi917 4 года назад

      @@destinypaige5280 is it really? Because if it is I'm a little concerned about the little peak he took at 3:22

  • @mischalecterTV
    @mischalecterTV 3 года назад +6

    That thing used in the first video does nothing. They used to try that on me once lol and I told them it didn't help. They tried to explain, but I caught on to their attempts of inaccurate medical jargon. They never tried it again.

  • @persgodiva
    @persgodiva 4 года назад +45

    What on earth is that russian lady doing??

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine 4 года назад +2

      Probably explaining the role and location of different organs and nerves and how to interact with them.

    • @BigKokka
      @BigKokka 4 года назад +18

      telling absolute bullshit. for example, that bone in a neck connects to uterus.

    • @BigKokka
      @BigKokka 4 года назад +4

      touches the pubis and says that the uterus is turned

    • @BigKokka
      @BigKokka 4 года назад +5

      кто нибудь знает как зовут эту женщину? хочется знать кто это и как вообще ей приходит в голову эта невероятная чушь

  • @TheDutyPaid
    @TheDutyPaid 4 года назад +8

    Fair game to the older lady, you can see she enjoying her work.

  • @johnnyboyy5175
    @johnnyboyy5175 4 года назад +19

    9:56

  • @Marcelina121
    @Marcelina121 4 года назад +21

    3:50 please show two sides cracking, not just one, it makes me uncomfortable

  • @Melzasx
    @Melzasx 3 года назад +4

    This is how Gepetto fixed Pinocchio.

  • @DKTraining1
    @DKTraining1 4 года назад +6

    Whats up with baby's first hammer set in the doc office lol

  • @Gooner333333333
    @Gooner333333333 4 года назад +13

    7:15 i have no idea what shes say but for some reason its my favourite 1

    • @MV-mv1gv
      @MV-mv1gv 4 года назад +2

      Osteopathy check and healing of female organs and bones

  • @bmurraybmurray8505
    @bmurraybmurray8505 3 года назад +4

    "feel like a little jammed up on that side?"
    "no really"
    "ok"

  • @stnicholas54
    @stnicholas54 4 года назад +8

    He looks like the guy behind the green curtain before he was rumbled. The Wizard of Oz.

  • @paulosborne6517
    @paulosborne6517 4 года назад +16

    I wonder what size staples he uses..? It is basically a quack alt-therapy version of an Indian barbershop massage.

  • @robyn6455
    @robyn6455 3 года назад +4

    7:52 wtf happened there 😭

  • @cupofqwarffee4802
    @cupofqwarffee4802 4 года назад +5

    I always wondered what Les from Vic Reeves Big Night Out ended up doing....

  • @tylerbush9908
    @tylerbush9908 4 года назад +39

    If a man worked on a client the way the lady at the end was softcoring her patient he'd be sued.

  • @megded1
    @megded1 4 года назад +6

    That bald guy is such a huckster lol

  • @G1981-h5j
    @G1981-h5j 4 года назад +4

    Awesome job as always 😀

  • @golairss2170
    @golairss2170 Год назад

    7:20 Шикарно 👍

  • @Lana0729
    @Lana0729 4 года назад +4

    Where did you go:((

  • @skullcrafter8006
    @skullcrafter8006 3 года назад +1

    Who’s channel is the last video

  • @marykerrigan6462
    @marykerrigan6462 3 года назад +1

    Nothing could ever possess me to go to one of these guys... the neck 😷

  • @xpoets
    @xpoets 4 года назад +12

    Are people not answering the question on purpose of who the Russian lady is? I’d like to know as well

    • @wesleyeberly228
      @wesleyeberly228 4 года назад +5

      Osteopath look it up in Russian you’ll find it eventually

  • @bryanrussell3159
    @bryanrussell3159 4 года назад +6

    Does this lad get a buzz from hitting a lassie with a hammer, Harold Shipman eat your heart out

  • @fabiom.962
    @fabiom.962 4 года назад +5

    Adam from Dark that lives in another dimension, relieves people from crossing the time tunnel

  • @leahbarrett6768
    @leahbarrett6768 4 года назад +14

    Um... Is the Russian lady measuring her leg length and doing adjustments, er nah? I don't get it. I mean, I like it, (I didn't actually see any adjustments being made), but I don't get it cuz then she touches the lady's womb 🤷‍♀️
    I am confusion.
    Wat doing? Lol

    • @kariea1
      @kariea1 4 года назад +1

      Seems like a fertility thing to me.

    • @MotralCombat
      @MotralCombat 4 года назад +1

      just relax! )

    • @SevenEightSE
      @SevenEightSE 4 года назад +6

      She says she's an osteopath, I understand she's investigating the uterus/pelvis area. I don't think anyone should try to understand what these quackers are doing for fear of going insane or dying from laughter. The ASMR content is good though :D

    • @stephenjagger9734
      @stephenjagger9734 4 года назад +7

      @@SevenEightSE what she is really doing is the most anti-scientific thing i have ever seen

    • @cupofqwarffee4802
      @cupofqwarffee4802 4 года назад +1

      Whatever you do don't turn on the subtitles. Its even more confusing.

  • @alexheron7691
    @alexheron7691 4 года назад +4

    What’s the Russian lady talking about?

  • @northernwhispers14
    @northernwhispers14 Год назад

    Does anyone know the source video for the russian alternative medicine in this vid?

  • @elisonmetro1260
    @elisonmetro1260 4 года назад +2

    Someone knows the channel of the Russian doctor ?

    • @BigKokka
      @BigKokka 4 года назад +2

      it's not a doctor, it's just a swindler. she says and do total bullshit

  • @babiesbytheshore7816
    @babiesbytheshore7816 3 года назад +10

    He went to school to learn how to use a hammer on his patients? 😳

  • @gabbig5246
    @gabbig5246 4 года назад

    man i need a back treatment from that guy

  • @chipo746
    @chipo746 2 года назад +1

    first patient looks. bit uncomfortable in my honest opinion. doctor is smiling wide.

  • @bestofasmr5841
    @bestofasmr5841 4 года назад +1

    Nice

  • @JohnDoe-uc3cf
    @JohnDoe-uc3cf 3 года назад

    What channel is the 4th clip from?

  • @destinypaige5280
    @destinypaige5280 4 года назад +6

    What is the second doctor doing?

    • @nicocolas863
      @nicocolas863 4 года назад

      Personne ne le sait. Même ses patientes ne le savent pas.

    • @nessiemariie
      @nessiemariie 4 года назад

      Alekandra something

  • @phootphetishphilip5551
    @phootphetishphilip5551 4 года назад +9

    Hes a die hard *Logan & Jake Paul fan* haha ☝️👱‍♂️🤘👱‍♂️
    4:21
    4:21

  • @tmadden4951
    @tmadden4951 3 года назад

    Tools tools tools use rolfing will solve any postural problems... However ya can't just click click click

  • @rorys86
    @rorys86 Месяц назад

    1:37 I got the same little hammer for a fiver to lay some flooring.

  • @jigokunokishi917
    @jigokunokishi917 4 года назад +5

    3:22 he took a peek

  • @tmadden4951
    @tmadden4951 3 года назад +1

    401 poping joints not nesserary

  • @sidhantswarupgiri2953
    @sidhantswarupgiri2953 3 года назад +2

    10:12 kasto hawa pani aako cha

  • @thejeerock
    @thejeerock 4 года назад +8

    Oh no!
    I falling in love with the first girl again

    • @Knight_Times
      @Knight_Times  4 года назад +4

      C'est un personnage non jouable dans fallout

    • @昔々くん
      @昔々くん 4 года назад

      Knight Times weshh😭

  • @maybelikealittlebit
    @maybelikealittlebit 4 года назад +4

    Lol that first one with the hammer/clicker is such pseudoscience! Why are people so desperately gullible. Instant “click” fixes aren’t the way!! Stretches and massages are better for you than these aggressive movements.

  • @gritkennedy8857
    @gritkennedy8857 4 года назад +7

    Chiropractic is such quack.

  • @chrisbriscoe7138
    @chrisbriscoe7138 4 года назад +2

    🦆 🦆

  • @Nick-lm5lz
    @Nick-lm5lz 2 года назад +1

    Every time a doctor grabs a mallet and starts " fixing " you ...look for another doctor

  • @EmpireOfTheBarnacle
    @EmpireOfTheBarnacle 4 года назад

    Absolute quackery

  • @wiilover07
    @wiilover07 4 года назад +1

    The first girl. 🥰😍😘💖❤

  • @GauravSingh-hn8cg
    @GauravSingh-hn8cg 7 месяцев назад

    8:39 8:40

  • @notmyrealname4820
    @notmyrealname4820 4 года назад +6

    Johnny sins getting into ASMR??

  • @mamacakes6296
    @mamacakes6296 4 года назад

    The second video with the yellow haired dude is so awkward. His facial expressions are super weird

  • @lucy-zq5qi
    @lucy-zq5qi 3 года назад +3

    9:55 dream job