Dazai’s simps fighting over him for the 100th time

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴜsᴇᴅ:
ᴀᴅᴀ ⇣
▶ᴏsᴀᴍᴜ ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ
▶ᴅᴏᴘᴘᴏ ᴋᴜɴɪᴋɪᴅᴀ
ᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴍᴀғɪᴀ ⇣
▶ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ ɴᴀᴋᴀʜᴀʀᴀ
ᴅᴇᴄᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ⇣
▶ғʏᴏᴅᴏʀ ᴅᴏsᴛᴏᴇᴠsᴋʏ
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sʜɪᴘs ⇣
▶ғʏᴏᴢᴀɪ (ғʏᴏᴅᴏʀ x ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ)
▶ᴋᴜɴɪᴢᴀɪ (ᴋᴜɴɪᴋɪᴅᴀ x ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ)
▶sᴏᴜᴋᴏᴋᴜ (ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ x ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ)
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sᴏᴄɪᴀʟs ⇣
ɪɴsᴛᴀ: fy0dors.ushanka
sɴᴀᴘ: ghost.basil
ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ: YUM3NO_
ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ: ★✮ ғʏᴏᴅᴏʀs ᴜsʜᴀɴᴋᴀ ✮★ #1021
тɪᴋᴛᴏᴋ: aku.rashomo

[@nazhoniihughes651]

Kunikida run... take dazai away hurry before they find you move to amercia so they'll never find him

[@LainIsR0tt3n]

U CANT TELL ME THIS ISNT CANON 🫶

[@r.dome_6666]

I wouldn't be suprised if this really Was canon, with a different explanation/description .
Like fyodor is chasing him to kill him, chuyya is trying to protect him (again) and kunikida is dragging his ass to work.

[@lizaoen3290]

FACTS

[@dreamcatcher3813]

@@r.dome_6666looks like something that would happen to me

[@riusomokin]

LMAOO THE OUTRO HELPP

[@Sewer-slide]

oh no dazai got stole

[@user-zu6cc5iv9r]

Stolen is the word.😊

[@kapandi226]

Yasss

[@Bitchy-girl]

PFFT