Sangled I LOVED THIS BEFORE AND I LOVE IT NOW!!!! CONGRATS ON 100K SANG!!!! (IT’S ALMOST 100K SO *LET’S CELEBRATE EARLYYY! DEADLY GAS-FILLED BALOONS FOR THE PARTY!!*
This is not Spongebob My teacher asked my friend where her homework was like eight times, and my friend got really scared and panicked, and she said, “I DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH!” Really loudly. She ended up getting lunch detention, and I just laughed at her.
"HAPPY B-DAY LAPIS" "WAIT IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY A BIRTHDAY" "CAN YOU CHANGE THE FIRST ONE?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T?" "STOP WRITING DOWN WHAT I'M SAYING" these balloons give me life
1) I love how you draw Steven 2) "A friend! Buuuuurrrrrrrnnnn" 3) I feel like you just recorded my life and put lapis in my place, cause I do this crap
In a perfect world all of the canon Lapithyst moments wouldn’t be only known via video game text. I would have killed for an episode of those two being manga buddies!!
"I can tell if someone is fat or pregnant with 60% accuracy" "I put poisonous gas in one of these balloons, so if any of them pops we may all die!" "I can convince my grandmother that i'm not real." OML I CA N T S TOP LAU GH ING
New life goals: 1. Convince grandma that I don't exist 2. Win a staring contest with a cat 3. Convince mom that I'm adopted 4. Get mad at someone, and when they're talking about photo shop say "Can you photo shop your life with better decisions?" (And then smirk like a smart a**)
"According to all known aviation laws, there is no way a lapis sould be able to fly. Like imagine, if a lapis had her gem on her bewb. How would her wings be efficient?"
"According to all known aviation laws, there is no way a lapis sould be able to fly. Like imagine, if a lapis had her gem on her bewb. How would her wings be efficient?" (there was more, but i couldn't read lol)
Actual sorta serious answer: maybe the position of a gem determines what kind of weapon and/or power comes from it. Like, we haven't actually seen any other ruby, pearl, amethyst, etc summon the same weaponry that the CG ones do. Maybe a pearl with her gem on her back would also get wings? And a Lapis with a gem on her forehead would be able to pull watery spears out of it? Some things like the clone ability would be unaffected of course... There's also some sorta-canon evidence that the stone's position affects a gem's personality, or at least *reflects* it... (in fact, probably more the latter, as there's no good reason why a holographic pico-scale sentient optical computer/AI with the ability to project a solid light avatar form should end up in a particular position "on" that body more than any other, or why it would be different between individuals otherwise.
This two minute video took me five minutes to watch because I had eye drops in my eyes earlier from an eye exam and everything is blurry as heck.. but I wanted to read all of it. *_A L L O F I T_*
teacher: ''alright class, write down all of your talents please.'' me: ''teacher!!!!'' teacher: ''what?'' me: ''i can make any security guard suspicious of me, does that count as a talent?'' teacher: ''no.''
I LOVE PARKS AND REC AND STEVEN UNIVERSE AND APRIL AND LAPIS ARE MY FAVORITES WHAT (I didn’t even watch that show when I first saw this but I just remembered it existed and I’m so happy)
"According to all known aviation laws, there is no way a lapis sould be able to fly. Like imagine, if a lapis had her gem on her bewb. How would her wings be efficient?"
![Lapis x Peridot [Lapidot] - [Cómics] 💙💚](/img/1.gif)
this video was blocked in the us and canada by nbc, but i was able to dispute it successfully AND get monetization back! happy watching, folks ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ
yassss i love this
I just found this 🤣 I need more 😐
I LOVED IT BEFORE, I *STILL* LOVE IT NOW!!!!
LOVE YOU SANG!!
Sangled I LOVED THIS BEFORE AND I LOVE IT NOW!!!! CONGRATS ON 100K SANG!!!! (IT’S ALMOST 100K SO *LET’S CELEBRATE EARLYYY! DEADLY GAS-FILLED BALOONS FOR THE PARTY!!*
yayy!!!!!!!
"I don't speak English" is my new excuse for everything
Toxic Kitten But that's in English
Sorry, I dont speak English I cant explain
“Sonny why is your library book six weeks late?”
“IT’S IN ENGLISH AND I’M STILL ON THE TABLE OF CONTENTS”
This is not Spongebob My teacher asked my friend where her homework was like eight times, and my friend got really scared and panicked, and she said,
“I DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH!” Really loudly.
She ended up getting lunch detention, and I just laughed at her.
pikabob much
"I put poisonous gas in one of these gallons so if any of them pop we may all die"
A tear drops from Garnets eye
"Not again"
*balloons
???
Omg I just realized she said that lol
Yeah so ya know how balloons deflate overtime
mits gallons? 😂
"CAN YOU PHOTOSHOP YOUR LIFE WITH BETTER DECISIONS, JERRY?"
BEAUTIFUL ICON!!!!!!#ACEFTW
Lapis is a savage
yeah jerry no one likes you jerry
PERIDOT COSPLAYS
HECK YEAH
Ok
"gregnant..."
60% accuracy every time
*OCEAN MA’AM TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND*
Awkward Toons *IF YOU UNDERSTAND, OCEAN MAAM THE VOYAGE TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE IS A REAL TRIP*
OOOOCEAN MA’AM THE SECRET OF THE LIFE-FORM RAISED IN THE SAND, SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND
OCEAN MA'AM, CAN YOU SEE THROUGH THE WONDER OF AMAZEMENT!!!!
*OH OCEAN MAAM LEAD ME*
*TO THE SEA WAIT WHAT THIS FUSION IS ENDING BADLY*
*OCEAN MA'AM TAKE ME BY THE HA'AM LEAD ME TO THE LA'AM*
“I can make any security guard suspicious of me.”
What a talent.
“Free bismuth 2k17” she got her wish
Except it happened in 2k18
I don't understand
"I can convince my mom that I'm adopted"
And
"I can convince my grandmother that i don't exist"
... why does that feel like it describes me perfectly?
This actually fits her really well. Both, Negative, sarcastic, uncaring and somehow still entertaining
If Lapis' current VA ever quits, Aubrey Plaza would make a pretty good replacement
Brett the Hitman
Agreed
Agree
Sure, and is your last name Heart?
Thax Not but I'm a Brett
Brett the Hitman Oh yea she be perfect
I'm so glad about bees
if i ever need a joke, your memes are the first i go to
Sangled omg I love your videos man!
Stets Uninu at 0:10 on the bottom it says stets uninu
bee2 are liike my favoriite thing two have
i love your profile pic
From personal experience, I can confirm this is exactly what Lazuli does
HEY PERIDOT! What do you think of Lapidot
The Great and Lovable Peridot rad new anime glasses
Peridot, I took Rose Quartz ( Steven )
yep
I don't speak English
Jasper : I can photoshop his face...
Lapis : Can you photoshop your life with better decisions, Jasper?
As a proud hamilton fan I tip my hat to you for this comment and profile picture.
"Okay."
your profile picture has enough power to rival god
Steven: okeh
Lapis: The emo one who likes to roast people
Peridot: The lovable nerd who doesn’t understand how most things work
"HAPPY B-DAY LAPIS"
"WAIT IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY A BIRTHDAY"
"CAN YOU CHANGE THE FIRST ONE?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T?"
"STOP WRITING DOWN WHAT I'M SAYING"
these balloons give me life
greg: am i gregnant?
steven: ayyyyyy
greg: ayyyyyy
me: be see di eii efff gee
lol thats exactly what I thought when I heard that
Power The Immortal or Isaac I just came from that vid XD
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Power The Immortal or Isaac CIRCLETINNNNNEEEEEEEEE
lapis lazuli I HEARD CIRCLETINE AND I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD
"I don't speak English"
(on her shirt: Also I don't care)
Ikr i was talkung about that
I can tell if someone is pregnant or fat....
And then "gregnant" appears on screen and I die
60% accuracy
AM I GREGNANT WITH A LUIGI BOARD?!(Not clickbait)(gone wrong)(gone sexual)(3AM)(18+)(MUST WATCH)(EMOTIONAL)(NEW MERCH!)
*Dangerops prangent sex?* _WILL IT HURT BABY TOP OF ITS HEAD?_
"Lesbian farmer hat-worn once, shelved forever."
"what in mischaracterization"
the true gems here.
I saw Garnet holding the "Sorry for your loss" balloon and died laughing.
1) I love how you draw Steven
2) "A friend! Buuuuurrrrrrrnnnn"
3) I feel like you just recorded my life and put lapis in my place, cause I do this crap
In a perfect world, lapis would have this much screen time in the show and have these many interactions. (Thank you for this)
Yeah, it sucks. We will most likely never get any Lapis fusions, except maybe with Peridot or Steven.
In a perfect world all of the canon Lapithyst moments wouldn’t be only known via video game text. I would have killed for an episode of those two being manga buddies!!
THAT REMINDS ME OF MYSELF SOMETIMES WHEN SHE IS LIKE “THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME”
"I can tell if someone is fat or pregnant with 60% accuracy"
"I put poisonous gas in one of these balloons, so if any of them pops we may all die!"
"I can convince my grandmother that i'm not real."
OML I CA N T S TOP LAU GH ING
we may die********
I'm impressed with the I convinced my mom I'm adopted
hey you forgot when Garnet said "not again"
Gregnant
Feel This Paranoia 2 more people need to like this then no one else just because
1:26
"lets put in one its not unusual"
aaaayyyy
You got a new fricking subscriber in your hands.
som
Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut5XG Nyeh BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Shaymin Craft -_-
Sorry
_-hey bitched-_
0:34 that’s my mom
“But that will never happen to me”
Me asking another what if question
“It won’t happen though so why answer
Me 😤
Then they wonder why you don’t talk to them
"And I'm April Blart, Mall Cop."
Stephen Bowling April blart mall cop😂😂😂
@@emileecash9406 😂 yes that's literally what he said 😂
“Local ocean ma’am”
Ah that’s funny
*realization*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-
1:26 I LOVE the callback to the Ruby and Sapphire Diner vid. 11/10 I approve ;)
Seems like a good life with Lapis. When can I move ??????
"What's an emo and why are people calling me that?"
Dead! XD
People that are edgy as April
I saw the words Dead and emo and the only thing I could think of was My Chemical Romance
I LOVEE ITT!!
The voice kinda reminds me of lapis voice
A bit
New life goals:
1. Convince grandma that I don't exist
2. Win a staring contest with a cat
3. Convince mom that I'm adopted
4. Get mad at someone, and when they're talking about photo shop say "Can you photo shop your life with better decisions?" (And then smirk like a smart a**)
#2 check (I stared at a cat for 5 minutes straight)
Better to say it with a straight face, and leave without elaborating.
Cool guys don't look at emotional damage.
"peridot is slowly shrinking and I fear for my safety"
that's the real reason why lapis left earth
Oh god I'm glad I discovered your account
this is absolutely lovely
Is it absolutely divine?
Sea Agate y e s
Sea Agate
Yes, this is absolutely divine.
I love watching this while I murder people.
Wut
1:30 gotta love those references to other animatics tho
“Let’s put in one it’s not unusual”
the little things in between.
"Let's sneak in one It's Not Unusual."
"According to all known aviation laws, there is no way a lapis sould be able to fly. Like imagine, if a lapis had her gem on her bewb. How would her wings be efficient?"
"Oh god why is my skin so bright"
When lapis said gregnat like rose I laughed so hard
It’s honestly funny how she actually sounds like lapis
I need a shirt that says "Let's put in one 'It's not unusual' "
Nat B! HAHAHA
"According to all known aviation laws, there is no way a lapis sould be able to fly. Like imagine, if a lapis had her gem on her bewb. How would her wings be efficient?" (there was more, but i couldn't read lol)
Actual sorta serious answer: maybe the position of a gem determines what kind of weapon and/or power comes from it. Like, we haven't actually seen any other ruby, pearl, amethyst, etc summon the same weaponry that the CG ones do. Maybe a pearl with her gem on her back would also get wings? And a Lapis with a gem on her forehead would be able to pull watery spears out of it?
Some things like the clone ability would be unaffected of course...
There's also some sorta-canon evidence that the stone's position affects a gem's personality, or at least *reflects* it... (in fact, probably more the latter, as there's no good reason why a holographic pico-scale sentient optical computer/AI with the ability to project a solid light avatar form should end up in a particular position "on" that body more than any other, or why it would be different between individuals otherwise.
also, nice callback
Mark Pernice. 0:20
0:07 - HOLD UP- that computer - LAPIS THE HELL’
?
Oh god!!!
Chill, it's a sticker
Christine Dudnauth
Ya but even if it is, it’s still a bit weird, would you want a sticker of a dieing person on your computer...?
@@chris_thatonehuman2855 yes... A sticker... 0_0°
"I put poison gas in one of these balloons so if one of them pops you may die."
honestly the best part-
“I can convince my mom that I’m adopted.”
i just started watching this show last night!!!!!!!!!
Matthew LaSalvia Parks and Recreation!!!!
+The Small Dragon Morgan I started watching it 5 days ago
I stared watching it when I was 9
i started watchin it wen i was 7 im 14 now
Mythical magic idk if Im correct or not but between now and when Steven Universe first started that's 4 years. Isn't it? 2013-2017
0:55 "maybe my bees can help."
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
"I could even convince my mother im adopted" why am I crying
1:27 “ let’s put in one ‘it’s not unusual’” THE REFRENCES THO😂😂
Lol parks and recreation is one of my favorite shows, and now someone compared April to Lapis............... this is the best thing I have ever seen
I have watched this show 3 times and when I hear it I am like OH OH OH ITS PARKS AND RECREATION OMG OMG
"peridot is slowly shrinking and i fear for my safety"
I FEAR FOR MY OWN SAFETY!!!!!
I FEAR FOR YOU PERI
@@WhisperNanny I FEAR FOR MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DO WE DO
@@WhisperNanny I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL LIKE IM LAUGHING SO MUCH!! I LOVE HOW IN THE TRANSITION SCREENS LAPIS HAS A QUOTE! This is AMAZINGGG
"Leggy is objectively the best ruby."
Dude, Leggy is almost exactly the Ralph Wiggum of Steven Universe and that's why she's the best.
This is video was the reason I started watching Parks and Rec. thank you so much
_oceAN MA'AM, TAKE ME BY THE HAND-_
1:14 "...Gregnant."
"Lapis
Local ocean ma'am"
Best part. 10/10
0:49 shout out to these balloons
"let's put in one 'it's not unusual'."
I love all of your animatics.
0:42 OK! *trows lapis in jail*
let's put in one "it's not unusual"
Evyatar Baranga Ayyyyy
What’s New Pussycat?
I can't........ Too Funny.......
But This Is AMAZIN GREAT JOBBBBB 😁😁😁😁
Garnet: Did u know Blah Blah Blah
Lapis: I don't Speak English
1:10 "GEM JESUS CHRIST WHY THIS" New favorite quote.
Garnet holding the
"Sorry for your loss"
Killed me
if she's April...WHOS ANDY
Blayze Ortiz Peridork. (?¿
Clearly,you don't see the "(?¿",Mr.Pancake.
Your Obedient Servant,Al.♡
PERIDOT
Mr.Pancake run away,damn,I'm pretty great xD
Fuck yeah,Lapidot.
AMETHYST-
lapithyst for life.
why does “local ocean ma’am” kill me every time
This two minute video took me five minutes to watch because I had eye drops in my eyes earlier from an eye exam and everything is blurry as heck.. but I wanted to read all of it.
*_A L L O F I T_*
Why does this vid fit so well for Lapis?
I freaking love all of this, I laughed so hard!
I love parks and rec this is LITERALLY the greatest video ever
Living like Lapis!
what would lapis do?
(is it a living like larry ref?)
yes :)
Tbh I love your artstyle and video editing style you have thoroughly inspired me
April: Lapis
Chris: Garnet
Ann: Pearl
Leslie: Amathest
Andy: Peridot
Jerry: Jasper
"..can you photo shop your life with better decisions- *JERRY* "
This is too beautiful!
"Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?"
I FREAKIN LOVE PARKS AND REC
April is my fucking spirit animal and Lapis is my favorite gem - so yeah this is the best thing ever.
It's two of my favorite shows combined! (Not to mention that I love both April and Lapis.)
new life goal convince grandma Im not real
You better keep us updated
So far she is unconvinced, but I do have a 17 year old or something I currently work with pretty convinced.
Anna Jerdon I'm sorry
Anna Jerdon well that's good at least
keep updating us
This is basically Lapis off screen XD
Lapis: I put poison gas in these balloons so if anyone pops one we all may die.
Garnet: Not again...
Lapis: "I can win a staring contest with a cat."
Me: How?
Lapis is my spirt animal
Meme Cringe
Same fam
Mine is the green space dorito
0:27 Peridot had a tiny tear in her right eye
"Lapis: local ocean ma'am"
Because of this video I got into parks and rec
So uh
Thank you
Lyn Avery i also got into parks and rec because of this video!
i would like more life with lapis this was really good
*Lapis Being Salty For 2 Minutes*
Me : ......HEY JIMMY CHECK THIS OUT
teacher: ''alright class, write down all of your talents please.''
me: ''teacher!!!!''
teacher: ''what?''
me: ''i can make any security guard suspicious of me, does that count as a talent?''
teacher: ''no.''
Oh I love this freaking audio! And this is extremely accurate
with 60% accuracy oh my god yes
“Peridot is slowly shrinking and I fear for my safety”
"Let's put in one It's Not Unusual"
IM HAVING FLASHBACKS ROTFL
I LOVE PARKS AND REC AND STEVEN UNIVERSE AND APRIL AND LAPIS ARE MY FAVORITES WHAT (I didn’t even watch that show when I first saw this but I just remembered it existed and I’m so happy)
when pearl said "can you request any songs?" i said your rap career.
i love parks and recreation
"Like imagine if a Lapis had a gem on her boob.." IM DYING!!
"According to all known aviation laws, there is no way a lapis sould be able to fly. Like imagine, if a lapis had her gem on her bewb. How would her wings be efficient?"
I LAUGHED SO HARD
+Pink Diamond Aquamarine's gem is on her cheek and she can sprout water wings too right?
the part where her list of skills resumed sent me
I'm April Blart, mall cop.