Escape from Tomorrow is a dumb exercise in misery
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- While Randy Moore was at Disneyland I filmed this video inside of his house.
Click your favorite Disneyland urban legend:
The turkey legs are really big, they're so big - / jennynicholson
Tim Allen's head is frozen underground and his real current head is only a replica - / jennyenicholson
There's a creepypasta Mickey Mouse suit that's like a photonegative and dripping blood but you can only access that meet and greet with a Disney Chase Visa - / spider_jewel
That guy in the movie got decapitated on Thunder Mountain when his head hit the top of the tunnel even though he was the same height as everyone else around him and none of them hit their heads - / spiderjewel
Big pigeon - / jennynicholsonvids
Maybe he already jump after the first scene of the movie
I like this comment but I don't understand what it means.
...I like this comment *because* I don't understand what it means.
Shaun Cheah The comment is suggesting that Jim died in the first scene of the movie and the rest of the movie is some sort of posthumous experience that Jim's ghost is having.
I agree with you Martin. I think he did. Jenny probably does too because she pinned this. Keen analysis of a very un-keen movie.
Like some sort of Jacob's Ladder Scenario?
That's bonkers.
things that aren't gross to randy moore: a grown man lusting after underage girls
things that are gross to randy moore: a happy couple spending time together at a theme park
?????
I'm just gonna say it, Randy Moore is fricking gross himself
The worst of Brian Griffin without any of Brian's accidental charm. All of the sleaze.
john the horse yeah only thin pretty people allowed at disneyland OH but not _too_ pretty because pretty girls in dresses are a sign of sexual repression
Wouldn't it be ironic if Randy Moore had to spend eternity watching horrible movies like this? Or how about Being a fat person that other people looked at and made fun of by people like him?
those girls literally looked like they could be twelve. the line “they were leading him on” genuinely made me sick.
The decapitation scenes are meant to convey that Jim's not getting any head
Stop this is so funny
That gave me a great laugh. RUclips needs some kind of reward system for good comments.
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It's so depressing that this take isn't even all that out of place
@@corican hey it's almost like the likes in the comments are there for something
If Randy Moore wrote connect-the-dot books, they would already be connected, but none of the pictures would resemble anything coherent.
BigAL68xyz that’s a great metaphor my guy
he doesn't understand why people can't see what the shapes made
it's just a blob but randy INSISTS that it's a giraffe
That's the perfect statement
BigAL68xyz That made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
The only distingushible shape would be something resembling breasts.
Whoever played the mom who hypnotizes the main character decided “Screw it, I’m gonna play a femme fatale in a Mel Brooks noir movie” and I admire that decision
She’s definitely somewhere between Madeline Kahn and Magenta in RHPS.
She was the best actor/actress in this film. She slayed. The son was a pretty good actor for his age ngl.
@@lillianward2810 Madeline Kahn or Catherine O'Hara would have brought a whole new level to that character
In fact, recast all the main roles and see if they can elevate this therapy session of a movie:
Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina as the French girls
Goldie Hawn as the mom
James Brolin as the dad
Armin Shimerman as the Disney scientist
I thought she was doing Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. Her whole monologue is about missing her youthful glory as a “Star.”
Just devouring the scenery. Fuck hamming it up, she's the whole hog. I respect the hell out of her for it.
Randy Moore seems like he read Lolita once and misunderstood why people treat it as a classic
Kubrick was trying to tell you p3d0s are real, so is randy
@@LEARSIKCIGAM just in very different ways
LOL
@@LEARSIKCIGAM 3DO's are real?
I bet he got really into David Lynch in film school too.
Randy: * sees a happy couple enjoying themselves * * is disgusted *
Well, they were fat. They aren't allowed to be happy.
Happiness is a sinister plot to make people....happy!
Randy: *sees a beautiful girl in a long dress* *mutters about sexual repression*
How dare they be happy and content with each other while he doesn't get to make pass on every woman he sees and finds attractive.
SHAME
Honestly same
When he says about all the adults gasping at Mickey mouse.. parents often do that to excite their kids and empathize with them, but I get the impression he makes no attempt to understand his kids or anyone else for that matter.
he also failed to mention that when mickey appears on the top of the mountain a bunch of fireworks and lasers go off at the same time,,, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with their reaction
Well fuck, I guess I'm a bad person for not gasping at a clown costume.
@@learn2draw716 what?
@@learn2draw716 Eat a snickers.
@@learn2draw716 LEARN2READ. People saying it's not wrong to act excited doesn't translate to them saying it's wrong to not act excited.
Can't get over how Randy Moore has no idea how big an emu is. Randy. Randy they're as tall as a human man, Randy. Randy no-one is passing an emu leg off as a big turkey leg. Randy.
Lol!!!
LOL. Exactly.
And it wouldn't be a cost-saving either.
@@steelytemplarlmao they just take them from short king emus because walt thought it would be funny
RANDY YOUR STICKS
If Disney turkey legs were emus, the price of ostrich cowboy boots would be taking a nosedive 😂
this dude was really so mad that his daughter wanted a $30 plastic wand he had to make a feature film about how Disney is a corporate religion
To be fair, this movie's budget was probably $29.99.
@@mirthfulArtist "sorry honey that money is for daddy's masterpiece"
@@mirthfulArtist well how much is a ticket to get in? Genuinely I don’t know, but I imagine it’s quite expensive for multiple adults and films to film over multiple days given ticket prices
@@killerkitten7534 idk about California but Disney World in Orlando is about $100/person
@@jojbenedoot7459 Even kids (3-9 cause you're legally an adult at age 10 according to Disney) it's still $100+ and that's just the ticket, no extras...it's insane. But they could've had an employee friend take them as guests for free.
I love how Randy apparently looks down on adults for enjoying Disney because it's mainly aimed at kids, but then in the next breath he expresses confusion that this kid-centered place doesn't contain or encourage anything sexual...
Elsie Cognitive dissonance, the person.
Clara J I always thought Cognitive Dissonance was the name of a Mother/Earthbound fan game.
1.he doesn't know how to make films and 2. he has no insight into his own emotions.
Elsie „where is the Brothel when you need it goddamit“: Some guy named Randy
It's the pedophilia
So if randy didn’t intend for all the weird lustful and misogynistic fantasies to be a theme of the movie... is that just how he walks around experiencing the world?
Oof
*vomit emoji*
@@divyatulsi1520 *giving shrek head emoji
Randy like tiddy
Mischa he’s *randy* for tiddy
As an Asian business man, the idea of flying to Disneyland to pick up prostitutes sounds like the most cost-ineffective and embarrassing thing ever
Not to mention that there are Disney theme parks in Asia already
But are you a *rich* Asian businessman?
LMAOOO
@@MaxGreen111 they would be if they were flying to Disneyland more
Imagine reading this comment with no context whatsoever lol
It's so weird that he dropped the "Lost his job but isn't telling his family so they can have one last fun day at Disneyland" plot thread because that sounds like a way better idea for a movie
It actually does. A film about a guy who loses his job and whose marriage is slowly collapsing, but thinks that if he can just have the perfect vacation with them that everything will be okay? That's a movie, Randy. Not...this.
The idea of having a genuinely depressed character having to fake happiness while in the park would be a way better commentary on the emptiness of consumerism than whatever the hell we got
See that could be genuinely a cute or heartwarming movie about a dad having one last good day with his kids and trying to act happy for them and then there was a sad part about his wife confronting him about his job and then there’s a happy end where he finds a job somewhere else and they reconcile. Cliche movie but I’d be better than this
@@harmonlanager2670 Could've done something like the movie is in color up until he loses his job, then the rest is in black and white until the final scene where the color creeps back or something
Also also, if they wanted to do horror, could've had that Jim be killed and replaced and THEN the color comes back
"This film won 6 Oscars."
My heart skips a couple beats.
"Ok thats not true"
Thank god.
FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED
It would in 2019...
Why do you care? it's not like oscars matter, mediocre movies get oscars all the time, i wouldn't be surprised if a terrible pretentious movie got one as well
@@demoniktusk758 because I wouldn't want Randy Moore to have the satisfaction of knowing his movie won 6 oscars.
I mean if Crash can win best picture the sky is the limit
"Am I a creepy misogynist and misanthrope? No, it's the children who are wrong."
Hey now nothing wrong with being a misanthrope the other stuff is fucked tho
I know this probably wasn’t a reference to that Dankmus song “Children who are wrong” but I have to know for sure
@@iliketrains5525 it was a reference to the original Simpsons episode on which that song was based
Infinite Brain Coral Void YES!!! THANK YOU.
"...They're also very hot"
Oh god, I remember I saw an interview with him where he’s going on this whole rant about how Disneyland is bad because “People are paid to smile at you, it’s just manufactured happiness.” I was sitting there like dude, that’s called working retail
Randy’s one of those toxic dudes that think any woman who smiles at him is flirting with him. Disney princess, restaurant hostess, the doctor that handles his diarrhea samples for his cat flu…
It’s also called theater and making movies *which is the business Randy works in ffs*.
He must think every customer service worker is obsessed with him
Ikr? How miserable do you have to be to be mad that people are simply doing their jobs? Hey, Rand? Maybe they’re smiling because it’s to help the kids enjoy themselves? Ever think of that?
Or pre-school 😅
Disney managed to avoid the Streisand Effect. By not responding to this movie, it became highly obscured and forgotten. No doubt if they attempted to sue, everyone would have learned about it.
Maybe that was intentional?
@@fergusmurray1828 Yes, it was completely intentional.
Bad publicity is still free exposure.
@@mygoogle1594 Why would Disney need more exposure?
@jambob3486 Sorry I didn't write more clearly. 'Bad publicity' i.e. Moore getting notice from the Disney legal department, would be be free publicity for a film not particularly deserving of it.
Oh man I really don't like that Jim's wife said "Their a little young Jim, even for you." That makes it sounds like Jim constantly goes after barely legal girls and has started eyeing underage girls. It makes my feel kind of gross and I hate everything about it.
Yeah, that just confirms everything Jim already shows with his behavior and I don't know what else she could be referring to. The teenagers are young, even for him. That can only mean one thing! He has a history of going after much younger women...since being with his wife, likely since they had kids.
I feel bad for his wife. His wife 100% deserves sympathy for being married to Jim...yet it doesn't seem to be acknowledged by Randy nor Jim's actor. Randy reeeeally lacks awareness of women and abusive behavior. 🤦 I feel deeply uncomfortable.
Jims boss brob found under age p0rn on his work computer and thats the REAL reason ge got firead and didnt wanna tell his family bc it probably happened before, change my mind
Saga Söderhäll the director sounds like the kind of person who would say this is what he always intended, and this shows how smart he is
He seems to be a woman hater, both jim and the director!!
You guys, it's a /metaphor/, you see, all the Disney princesses are teenagers! And he's ogling teenagers because it's actually about princesses! Who are prostitutes, also, I guess! In reality it's all about he's actually controlled by Disney!
I feel like the monochrome look isn't even thematically appropriate. If you want to make a hellscape of a theme park, surely you want to go full Speed Racer and make the colourful stuff oppressively lurid.
I think he was trying to be deep or something
He should make black and white scenes only of Disney world and color scenes of something not in a Disney world (nurse office, "sexy woman" room, mad scientist room)
So he could be artistical (disney world have SO much color but it's all blank or something) and don't fucked up lightning in outdoor shoots
It's a horrible film choice. Don't get me wrong, I see why they did it, it's in order to avoid the harsh changes because of the natural lighting. But it really just does not make cinematic sense. I guess if you wanted to make a movie about repression (which is gross by the way), you should find a way to put color in your film and have it desaturate over the movie or something. Making it all black and white is just lazy.
But ... artistic movies are black-n-white. 🤷♀️
@@FlatOnHisFace I know you're joking, but (screams in Fury Road, Furiosa-style)
I have this slightly psychotic scene in my head where I saw off Randy's leg and go "Wow Randy, can't believe you just gave up on walking like that."
Wrote this when I was high but I stand by its message.
Incredibly based💀
High comments are the best kinda comments.
LMAOOOO this whole interaction is amazing
this is legitimately one of the funniest comments I've ever read
The reason adults "gasped" at Mickey appearing on that show was likely because there were children with them, and they wanted to get the kids excited. Like "*gasp* Oh look! Mickey Mouse!" It's common to do that with young kids.
Lauren that and/or it’s a cool effect, watching mickey disappear from one place and reappear in another is...cool!
Holy shit I didn't even make that connection while watching the video, and now reading your comment gave me really weird vivid flashbacks of when I was a kid and my parents would do that same "gasp" thing where they pretend like they're super excited to get me excited over stuff. Damn.
Hell,I don't even have my own kids, but if I'm in an audience with them you better believe I play along. It's this little thing called "fun" that Sir Randy of Moore seems to think he's too smart for.
Kellen Maura "Sir Randy of Moore" is so full of himself. 😒
Right? He says "the magic never went away for them" like it makes them bad and stupid, like the mark of an adult is Definitely Not Enjoying things. He's that edgy 14 year old that's always looking for a reason to hate something like it makes him better than everyone else.
randy moore: “I didn’t realize how much audiences didn’t like jim”
jim proceeding to neglect his family and stalks teenage girls for the majority of the run time
Don't forget the scene of prolonged sexual coercion of his wife, very endearing
911, yes hi! Yeah im calling about a moore! He’s randy!!! Sorry his name is randy!!! Moore
"Wait, people don't like paedophiles? Well sorRY! Maybe they should've made it more obvious if that's what they feel!"
*jim: cheats on his wife while on vacation with said wife AND kids*
Randy: y no 1 like???
The worst part is that Randy Moore is also a Hollywood script editor.
*sees person in wheelchair*
*Randy Moore:* I can't believe you've given up on walking altogether
GOSH it's people that act like this that made me not get a wheelchair for years despite not being able to walk more than three blocks. It's not giving up!!! It's moving forward!!! Thanks for your comment ❤️
You deserve all the mobility you can get, no matter what arrogant, judgemental losers think.
it screams “dad from Killing of a Sacred Deer who drags his paralyzed son down the hallway trying to force his legs to work” energy
Paralysis is fake, disabled people just need to try harder. You know, I fell and stubbed my toe once and had to walk on it all day, it really hurt. But I PUSHED THROUGH THE PAIN! Because that's what a real, God-fearing American would do. And as Tucker Carlson says: "It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?"
There are a lot of Randy Moores out there. It’s just that they’re not all pretentious film school dicks.
Nothing is more tedious than listening to a story told by a man with nothing to say.
That reminds me of a story....
Very poetic.
this is literally and inexplicably how Jordan Peterson became famous lmfao
Nothing is more tedious that listening to a story told by a man /hj
Good writer quote
I just... imagine being this dude’s daughter and you rewatch this film when you’re like, in your 20s. And a not insignificant part of it is dedicated to your dad’s self insert drooling over 15 year old girls. There’s no joke dude that’s just horrible and sad.
That’s a permanently severed relationship if I’ve ever seen one.
Can you disown your parents?because that's what I would do if I was her.
@@henryapplebottom7231 you can actually i think and she should do that
@@henryapplebottom7231 You can. I did with my dad. Blood is as thick as water, and I decide my father is Mark Hamill
@@irenic_raccoonmark hamil is a good choice
gonna film myself having a bizarre psychosexual fever nightmare at outback steakhouse and when people ask why i'll tell them its an artful criticism of american consumerism as exemplified by pseudo-australian bar and grill chains
That’s a brand new sentence, right there.
ooooh just take my money & let me watch it!
Fr tho --- done badly, you get Randy Moore. But done with craft, it's David Lynch's Eraserhead.
@@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 I don't think thats what eraserhead's about lmao
Do it, you'll get all the awards
Okay, unironically though, that is the worst movie I would see multiple times in theaters.
"They are too young Jim, even for you.".. so Jim normally creeps over young girls in front of his wife, just ones that are a little older?
i was confused also
scary implications
''Too old.''
the fact he wrote that in and then apparently jim was supposed to be a likable character really says a lot about randy
“I don’t understand why people didn’t like my main character 😭”
The line "They're a little young, Jim, even for you, don't you think?" is the most haunting and suggestive line in the entire film (almost certainly unintentionally).
i knOOW i fucking find it so disgusting i hate it
SERIOUSLY
There is a story behind those words that is far more interesting than the one that was actually scripted.
Quinton Church definitely intentional. This is a pretty effective film
@@TheVolginator effective for what? Like it was purposely supposed to be gross and is meant to be criticizing his behavior?
"Jim notices a lot of coughing tourists "
That sentence hits differently now
It sure does
he tried to warn us, and we didn't listen
This sentence hits especially differently now that Disney opened it's parks and some streaming vlogger lady copy right striked Jenny on twitter for talking about how said lady had symptoms of covid yet still decided to keep going to the parks.
And it was BAT flu, not CAT flu. Off by just one letter!
this sentence hits even more NOW
Honestly when you said 'a guy who gets fired out of nowhere while at disneyland' I thought 'oh this is going to be a character study of a man clinging to the last moment of happiness he had as if he doesn't have to confront his changed reality once he leaves and thus tries to prolong his happy holiday experience' and I would have preferred that.
Even if it had been just “let’s all laugh at this jobless imbecile who puts his financial future in jeopardy just for a doomed attempt to escape reality”, it would had been much more preferable than this mess.
that wouldve been way more interesting
I mean, even the name, Escape from Tomorrow works for that, a man trying to escape from the reality that comes tomorrow by having a happy day with his family, trying to hold onto it as long as he can before tomorrow catches up with him and he has to accept the reality that he had his happiness torn from him by a faceless hand of fate that decided his time was up
@@morgana4488 i’m kinda convinced now that randy had a mental breakdown after naming the movie and the first few scenes and that’s why the rest of the movie feels like a sexist fever dream
@@Gumdropsss it was a joke the video says this immediately
"I was surprised that audiences didn't like Jim!"
Yes, because how can *anyone* hate a guy who wantonly and routinely cheats on his wife, neglects his children, and creepily stalks teenage girls?
Like, the cheating could be forgiven. The child neglect, stalking of underage girls, and attempted sexual assault on his wife aren’t forgivable. The “protagonist” is the embodiment of a creepy perv preying on young girls.
My dad cheated on my mom when I was a kid. Upon learning about this as an adult I was immensely disappointed in my father but I still love him. It’s not a good thing to do and it broke my mom’s heart (she deserves better) but my dad has grown as a person in the decade after the divorce. He admits his actions weren’t acceptable but that he was having trouble understanding why he didn’t feel the same way about my mom as when the marriage began. Cheating, though mean, isn’t enough for me to declare someone is irredeemably evil.
You know why I can still love my dad? BECAUSE HE DIDN’T STALK UNDERAGE GIRLS, SEXUALLY ASSAULT MY MOM, AND ABANDON ME IN A THEME PARK SO HE COULD GET LAID! That shit is genuinely unforgivable. Dude is supposed to be a sympathetic character yet represents literally almost every red flag a dude can have. The infidelity is just the tip of the iceberg!
Ps. My dad is a genuinely great dad. When i went to disneyland with him as a kid he even got on some of the rides with me even though he’s terrified of roller coasters. He went out of his way to ensure my lil brother and I had loads of wholesome fun and didn’t start any arguments with my mom (this was after the divorce and he still wanted majority custody) since he didn’t want to worry my brother and I. I only ever went to disneyland once but it was enough for me. The good memories with my family are irreplaceable.
My father and I had like this exact discussion after seeing Steven King's 1922. He really sympathized with the husband who murdered his wife to keep HER family's land and full custody of their son.
@@snakeygirl4296extremely wholesome couple of posts there. Kudos to you (do people still say kudos? Whatever, kudos)
When Moore says Jim is supposed to be a hero and anti-hero, I feel he's almost gotten his brain to a workable character. Jim could struggle between being a good and bad person while having these disturbing thoughts and hallucinations. That's fine. But bad isn't the same as an anti-hero. The Punisher is an anti-hero. He's doing horrible things but it's for (kind of) a good cause. Being a shitty dad who leers at underaged girls is not an anti-hero. There's nothing troubling heroic about that. He's just a horrible human being.
It's very telling that the princesses are put down for being beautiful but not giving sex while the queen villain is put down for wanting to be beautiful and wanting sex.
It's almost as if Randy Moore is a misogynist douchebsg wants women to give him sex but hates women who have sex in general
“Who’s the sexiest girl at school?”
“The Epcot ball”
"Well I like melanie not just cause shes pretty-"
"Epcot"
This poor sleeping couple. They’re happy and in love and this dudes like “what losers being in love and happy.” Dude I think you need to sit down with your wife or something if that’s where your mind goes when you see happy people.
I guess in Randy's mind if you're fat you're not allowed to be happy.
It's the same thing with his comment about the crowd's reaction to Mickey Mouse. "LOOK AT ALL THESE SIMPERING IDIOTS WITH THEIR CHILDLIKE SENSE OF WONDER!" Yeah dude, clearly your affected, artless cynicism is the superior way of interacting with the world. Congratulations.
He seems like a deeply unhappy person
Honestly I get Onison vibes that way
@@Zimtastic haha, thank you for putting that into words.
It's like some people who think they're super woke also think that happiness is only achievable through idiocy. Like, if you're stupid enough to be enjoying yourself you're part of The Problem.
He just comes across as a miserable highschool anarchist who's too smart and too aware to enjoy things, not realizing that people can make the choice to stop wallowing in misery, AND still be aware of societal problems. Seems he never grew out of his judgemental teenager phase.
Of all the legitimate reasons to criticize Disney and their theme parks, the most unnecessary by far is "How dare people enjoy things meant for entertainment! What sheeple!"
literally. just the fact that that was his point completely nullified the film. like if this were a place that the same people showed up to every day because they were so enamored with bankrupting themselves for a chance at meeting an evil mouse that would be one thing but, showing a place where people from all around the world will come to have fun for a couple days then leave absolutely makes no sense. the comparison in this video to a grocery store is really good. like, it’s a store. people aren’t coming here every day to shop blindly because that’s what they were told to do, they’re doing it because they made a decision to go to the store
Complaining about sexual repression was also weird as fuck.
He just saw that the princesses were fully clothed and went wow-what repression. I don't know what he expected from a park for children.
@@captaincrazycreative Remember he complained about sexual repression and all that jazz while sexualizing a bunch of french teens.
This guy is just your average incel.
@@captaincrazycreative"What do you MEAN there's no hookers and blow at the family-friendly theme park! THIS IS REPRESSION!!!"
This director seems like the kind of guy who would complain how the women were all tempting him at the beach because they’re wearing swimsuits and bikinis...
A woman having cleavage showing is an obvious sign that she is flirting with you and only you. Nobody else on the beach.
@@jasonwalker4003 He probably believes that actually. I'll bet he thinks cleavage is a sign of morao degradation. I believe the alt-right kids these days call it "degenerate".
Imagine being having your emotions so uncontrolled that you blamed women for dressing sexy and Minding they’re own business
Jason Walker Doesn’t matter if they wasn’t looking in your direction or anything they were obviously flirting with you /s
GloomilyCute
Honestly he probably does think this.
My Wife Was Fed Up With Me on Vacation: the Musical
Tbh the only thing that would've made this movie even crazier is if it were a musical
Elsie you know this actually could be funny as a satirical musical like Reefer Madness The Musical
LMFAO
You also gotta love how Randy describes people who use mobility devices as "people who have given up on walking altogether"
Remember folks! If your legs don’t work you gotta tie strings to em and walk yourself around like a puppet! What’s compassion?
That description just sounds like a Walmart.
no he's right, like how my grandma who had her leg amputated just gave up on walking altogether. she said it was because of "diabetes", but randy knows better
I mean I worked at a few amusement park I’ve seen a few Abel body people use them taking them away from people who really need it
@@killerfoxraspberryplays8903 you don't know those people's medical needs. Some people have weak hearts or lungs and look abeled. Or they can only walk for a certain amount of time. I have a friend that can walk but is prone to passing out mid step I'd much rather her use a scooter and not drop in the middle of the path/road. I've had to catch her, I've had to pick up her baby because she passed out while breast feeding. (She was seated on the floor so the baby just crawled out of her lap btw)
Invisible illnesses are a thing. The stigma against using aides is so prevelant people who need them are shamed to suffer over using them lest they get harassed by people by not looking disabeled enough.
You know you’re a great director when your lead actor thinks he’s in a ‘Ben stiller comedy’ when you’re trying to make a poignant drama about consumerism
He even says right after that "I think it is a comedy"... Randy you are the director and writer of the movie, shouldn't you know for sure whether your movie is a comedy?
Sprays neosporin in a weirdly sexual way on electronics labeled "Siemens". Truly this film was a masterpiece of subtlety.
well, siemens is a german electronics company that really exists, but i doubt randy moore knew that.
Oh I'm sure he knew. At least he'd seen the name an knew what it reminded him of. Doubt he knows what the company actually makes. Or that their name is based on someone's actual name and not a perverse twist of repressed sexual desires. Never seen this movie and thanks to Jenny's very long and entertaining analysis of it I never will.
Mystery Man I know, but considering the bad dubbing of "geosporin" I doubt they'd have risked using the real brand name unless Moore thought it was clever.
he must have known as the font choice is exactly the same as the company.
Marduk my god, it would’ve literally killed this man to put in any subtlety
Randy Moore is that one kid in school who tries to be dead edgy and looks down on people who enjoy the escapism of Disney and cinema in general.
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What a buzzkill. "Don't you know everything's a fake cooperate trap?" yeah gee thanks, Randy. Such a way with words.
Why the “kid in school” part? Everything else is exactly like him, so why even make an analogy?
"These people still believe in Santa." I'm 99.99% sure that a significant majority of adult Disney visitors are fully aware that Mickey is not an actual giant mouse.
but really, he's just so personality disordered and lacking in social graces that no one wants to go to Disneyland with him.
Randy: "I'm going to make an artsy film about the vapid and insidious undertones present in the culture surrounding Disney"
Also Randy, in script: *...cat flu...*
cahoots geosporin¿?
LOL
He said cat flu but cats can't fly
I do think it's an attempt on surrealism. Wikipedia tells me it has been compared to the films of Roman Polanski and David Lynch. I find this hard to believe, however I haven't seen the film. Maybe it is surrealist or maybe the director is using that as an excuse for poor film making.
As someone who has seen the whole thing, it's more like a series of scenes without a script, and the script/"story" was written in post
Rewatching this and noticing how cruel it is for him to talk about a hospital psychiatric ward as if it’s an asylum from the 50s
Yeah I've been to the VA psych ward multiple times for substance abuse and they honestly saved my life
Even worse is that he's apparently quoting his wife who WORKS in the hospital.
i dont even get his comparison - iirc his gripe is that disney parks have all these kids screaming about appartently inane things (the thirty dollar wand)... how does that translate to the environment of a psych ward?
@@sidney9796when i was still a minor i was institutionalized after a suicide attempt and the adolescents ward for 12-17 was past the children’s ward. it was absolutely heart wrenching to see children under 12 in a mental institute. i don’t understand how that could inspire him to create a raging hate piece about disney after hearing stories from his wife.
@@anunaskedforopinion i would be really humiliated if i were her. One dark, politically incorrect joke that was probably told to her partner in confidence was repeated over and over and over....
Everyone in those interviews looks so uncomfortable and irritated with Randy. It's the best.
When the actor says 'I wasnt given any direction, like I thought it was a comedy' had me cackeling
Randy Moore seems like the personification of my film school experience. Enjoying things was considered low brow and frowned upon just because. I want to say it was as miserable as watching Escape From Tomorrow was. The movie similarly felt like it took me 4 years to get through.
That's similar to what my sister said about directors in our school's film program. Just about everyone else was pretty chill, but the directors were their own breed. Then again, I've met pretentious artists in almost every major here haha
Love you Rob!
He seems like he's trying to be the new David Lynch except, y'know, without the genius.
Rob Plays So pumped you commented here, does anybody know more about Disneyland than Rob?
Reminds me of this obnoxious drama student I had to work with a few years back. She would use "Shakespeare-like" as an insult, because according to her, Shakespeare is too easy to interpret and too accessible, and only abstract stuff that nobody understands is real art. She was in charge of one school project and had all the other students crawling around on the floor making ghost noises while she sat in a bathtub in the middle of the scene making random signs with her hands, and this was all supposed to symbolise anxiety. So dumb. Also she faked having a foreign accent to seem more interesting.
"There's a lot of sexual repression in that park."
You mean... Because it's a public place?? For children??? What does that even mean?????????
Specific rooms for me to poop in? Disneyland is fecally repressive
Exactly
Cipher I will avoid your theme park hehe
Cipher What would the rides be like at Public Masturbation and Mouse World? 😂
ADP1998 sticky
Seeing the name “Siemens” on the secret lab consoles came as quite a surprise to me, a Siemens employee. Had no idea we were up to this kind of stuff.
How much did they pay you, SIEMENS SHILL!?
i love how you chose to have your profile pic as the warnings they put on big plastic tubs to not put kids in them
Ah well that's because you don't work for Siemens secret branch, Siemens 2
that’s exactly what a secret lab employee would say
Considering Siemens makes trains, secret lab consoles seems like less of a leap.
When Randy Moore says "people who have given up on walking altogether", I picture people just lying face-down on the ground at Magic Kingdom
God that’s been such a mood 🤣
my feet hurt so much when I went to Disney, I probably should have just done this.
I picture Annie in that one scene in Community lol
As somebody who is disabled and literally cannot walk more than maybe two miles, I hate the way he talked about people in wheelchairs as though they all can just get up and 'Believe in walking again'
Now that would be an actually scary sickness way more than that cat flu.
"She's making bad choices, but they're deliberate choices and I can respect that" wow sums up my college years
Emily Marie me too boo.
I was the one making the bad choices
I'm kinda here for the french demon girls movie where they just take a sweet vacation
When you got to seduce a middle age man to Hell, but you got fast passes for Sorian in five minutes.
@@ihvojd Tbh, I'd watch that.
Even demons need a vacation now and then.
Succubi on vacation
“They thought they needed the soul of a married middle aged man, but what they really needed... was each other”. And then it turns into a lesbian rom com about succubi at Disneyland.
Fun fact: Jasmine’s park costume used to be more accurate to the movie, but they had to make it less revealing because people are the worst.
Yeah, for similar reasons, I think Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame rarely appears because male park patrons would get too physical with her. It’s pretty awful.
yeah how dare Disney take measures to not objectify women in scantily clad outfits in the hot Florida sun.
That's not the point at all, we're lamenting that actresses were harassed, not getting mad that the new costume is more modest. I for one have no problem with either costume in concept, but I feel bad that park patrons behaved inappropriately@@namelesswalaby
@@namelesswalaby thats not the point
@@namelesswalaby _Whoosh._
"These women are so beautiful, but this is supposed to be the least sexual place..."
BEAUTY ISN'T INTRINSICALLY SEXUAL
Right??? Like. those flower arrangements are pretty nice too, huh Randy? Shame you can't hop a fence and screw them though. How unfortunate :(
it’s beauty and the beast, not sexy and the beast ndnsbfbdbsb
@@sweatyskeleton7390 but...flowers are literally what plants use to reproduce so you're kind of proving his point here.
@@uberneanderthal Yeah, what *plants* use, not people. Also reproduction in plants isn't really sexy lol? They're plants, plants have no concept of sex or arousal, they just reproduce to reproduce. And unless you have a really specific fetish, that's not gonna do anything for you.
@@trashgoblin1182 have you ever seen a hummingbird pollinating a flower? that little dude is aroused af.
seriously though, that's the sole function of flowers, to attract animals for pollination (which is the plant equivalent of doing the nasty). if beauty didn't aid in this task, evolution wouldn't have selected for it. so from an evolutionary standpoint, beauty very much is intrinsically sexual, both in flowers and humans.
My mom, using a scooter while overweight, but for her back issues which were caused by many falls and a car accident and would severely impact our enjoyment if she didn’t use one: (has a good time and is very careful not to hit people or block walkways)
Randy: wow. I can’t believe she’s given up on walking and likes Disney:
I’m kinda in the same boat as your mum, I’m overweight and disabled, and I’m so scared of openly enjoying anything while using my mobility aid bc I don’t wan to be viewed as a moocher just because of my appearance. My heart goes out to you and your mum, it’s an awful feeling to be judged by random ppl
@@servetica I’m so sorry that people judge you like that. I’m ashamed that I might have made the same mistake at some point. I’ll make sure to keep this in mind.
Yeah my mom has a rare degenerative neuromuscular condition similar to ALS, and wouldn't you know it but having all your muscles gradually die and being on high doses of harsh corticosteroids can make a person gain weight.
The judgment. Oh god, the judgment from ableds.
it really sucks how judgemental some abled (and/or skinny) ppl can be... my heart goes out 2 yall that have to put up w/ this kind of shit from them
“If he had a single creative bone in his hack body” I-
If he had a single creative bone I would break it.
@@ZimLikesPastaAnimation Bones get stronger after theyre broken, so go for it 😊
@@glumbortango7182 nobody has the time to break Randy’s bones into creative ones. It would take centuries
@@Lucifersfursona *well then we'd better get started*
@@glumbortango7182 Not if you remove them first and add them to your private collection of hack bones.
Him trying to make out with his wife in the Pooh bear ride while she repeatedly says "No" is straight out of a horror film. Are we supposed to be rooting for him/feeling sympathetic for him there?
No.
IKR. This part was absolutely cringe and yet, Randy Moore definitely meant for us to feel sympathetic to Jim because he has a wife that denies him sex but who the hell tries to get busy on a Disney ride with kids around?
UGH 🤮
Okay, this has bothered me ever since I watched this video. When Randy is talking about how "mostly grown adults" gasped when Mickey Mouse appeared, does he not know that that's a thing parents do with their kids? Like, usually parents will do a fake gasp to get their kid's attention and point at the Thing That Is Happening. I doubt most of those parents were genuinely enraptured by a Mickey Mouse costumed person appearing on stage, Randy.
They aren't as cool and cynical as Randy lmfao
I dunno what's wrong with my eyeballs right now but I deadass thought that said "...Micky Mouse consumed person" for a second, and I was like, "Yeah, they'd be fixated on that for a minute tho'." 😂 Oops.
I'd be willing to bet he doesn't know because he's never done that for his own kid :(
Also even _if_ they gasped because someone is dressed up as Mickey Mouse because they we're genuinely shocked/delighted, what about it? Adults can still like Mickey Mouse, Randy
Not to mention it's just a legitimately technically impressive moment? Mickey popping up at the top of the mountain is literally accompanied by pyrotechnics, and then he literally disappears off the mountain and a differeny mickey appears at the bottom. Like even if their gasps were genuine, it probably isn't because of Mickey, its because that its just *super cool sfx*. But I'm sure Randy feels a lot better about himself that he was not fooled by the trickery of... a good stage performance.
Randy Moore is someone who's still in that awkward teen phase where they think hating popular things are cool.
or...most people are moo-cows doing stupid shit with their time. theme parks are an alternative to actual adventure. :)
@@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 that's fine though. If people enjoy theme parks, then they're allowed. Moore is just hating on things for the sake of it, and telling people who like Disney land that they're stupid.
@@mollysimpson2335 if it were "fine", i wouldn't have made a point of it. it's creepy and weird.
@@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 no, it really isn't. Personally, if I had a choice between going to another country and experiencing it, or going to a theme park, I'd pick going to another country. But that's just my personal opinion. Theme parks aren't bad. Overpriced? Definatley. But if people want to go to them because they have nostalgic ties to the content of the park, or some other reason (like it's easier to take kids there than it is to go to Spain or something). I've been to Disney, and it is artificial, but everyone knows that. It's still a really cool place to go with your family, it can even be relaxing. A lot of people go on vacation for relaxation, and a theme park experience gives you more of a chance for that than going 'on an adventure'
@@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 Ah yes because I absolutely have the time to go on an AcTuAl AdVeNtUrE.
I think it’s funny how, in order to make this movie trying to take down the Disney empire, they had to spend a few grand for tickets and rooms at the park.
Wyatt The Nerd Poetic justice?
Also cosutmes, they can cost a lot.
Yeah, It's kind of like boycotting Starbucks by buying a drink from them...
underrated comment
at least he didn’t buy one of those $30 plastic fucking wands
What really gets me is how Emily is clearly meant to be seen as an irritating nag, but most of the things she argues with Jim about are justified! She gets angry at Jim for taking Elliott on Space Mountain because Elliott didn’t originally want to and got sick afterward, and it’s clear that she’s the one doing all the work trying to watch and take care of the kids while Jim spends all his time chasing after two underage girls. Aside from the necklace subplot (if I can even call it a subplot), Emily is completely justified in how she acts!
right? you DO have to reapply the children's sunblock. the kid DID need antibiotic ointment.
i saw the movie once five thousand years ago and i don't remember a lot about it, but i do remember not having a problem with the necklace thing either. if there's a personality trait or an opinion you have that you know you've talked about a bunch with someone, for them to just not remember _can_ be frustrating. minnie mouse is probably her favorite cartoon character. he gets her dumbo. i hate dumbo.
@@zubetp Not to mention that he thinks she isn’t beautiful and gets her an elephant necklace. Like, that’s the most subtle and yet obvious way to call your wife fat.
I bet Emily has a ton of Minnie merch at home. Like it's obvious who her favorite Disney character is to anyone who's spent five minutes with her. Also why should she accept the weak shitty apology of a husband who assaulted her on a children's ride?
Emily should have been the main character
@@affsteak3530fr like that scene just felt like a wife realising her husband never pays any attention to her or her interests. She's not being ungrateful for the sake of it she's just mad her damn husband couldn't be bothered to so much as know her favourite Disney character.
he's such an edgelord i'm crying
I was actually acquainted with this director for a couple of our teenage years and, yeah. Apparently some things have not changed.
M Kay Any interesting stories?
Not really, sorry. We were acquainted through mutual friends. We were both unpopular miserable teens and wrapped up in our own BS. I had no patience for him and he had no use for me. The end. **shrug**
He's #deep
@@puffnisse Dude this is Randy Moore you're talking about does anything about him scream "interesting"?
Randy Moore’s poor daughter: Daddy can I get this princess wand?
Randy Moore: tHirTy dOllArS???? THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN THE PSYCHE WARD.
I mean, yeah, its pricey, but he's such a dick about it I just end up feeling bad for the daughter who had to put up with this for who knows how long.
That's not even the most expensive thing you can buy your kid in one of those princess boutiques, the dresses are like $60, but God forbid your kid wants a semi expensive toy that quite frankly she'll get a lot of use out of. It's not any different from buying your kid a lightsaber at the park.
His daughter wants to get on one of the rides, but he's too busy sitting on a bench and staring at this random happy fat couple whike doing a big think
I'm sure his wife definitely said that
@@Roserae16 obviously disney land is a cult
The French girls aren't spooky demons or anything, French people are just like that
Oui, oui.
Reading Arsene Lupin novels is a trip and not for the faint of heart.
My favourite type of man is the type of man who makes a child predator character, and then either implies or directly states he relates to that character and expects the audience to root for them
I hate, however, that this is an actual established "type" of man and not just one really fucking weird guy
It’s because he’s one of those weirdos that have some unchecked creepiness and projection that leaks into their artwork, and when people point it out, they claim that it was entirely intentional and holds very important symbolic meaning, as if it’s a feeling that can apply to everyone and not just his personal experience. It’s the type of guy who wants to make their own perversions out to have more meaning than they actually hold.
very Lolita of him
@@LoverOfMuch Tbf to Nabokov, HE was writing Lolita as a survivor of CSA. But Randy 100% looks at Humbert Humbert and goes “he’s just like me fr”
@@andromeda1840 I had no idea, but that makes so much sense!
safe to say this analysis is the best thing about this movie
I agree. As a woman in my early 30's, it is nice to hear somebody like Jenny express the frustrations I feel every day, that men are always more interested in women that are younger than I am.
You sure you're a 30 year old woman, Richard Ballstein?
where did this thread go
Agreed.
@@takatotakasui8307 God that was as dry and savage as Jenny Nicholson herself lmao
I turned my phone to grayscale and now it’s like Jenny’s *in the movie*
This really tickled me and idk why lol
I can actually see Jenny saying this. It shares her dry humour.
Oh no we have to help her
Let her out
You villain.
The scooter thing makes me genuinely angry. My Grandmother, 10 years ago, was battling cancer for the third time, and wanted to go to Disney with her family. She couldn't take the strain of walking all day, and used the scooter. The fact that this man would disparage her for it is disgusting.
randy when he learns about disability 🤯 it's almost like people use scooters and wheelchairs for many reasons, but it's almost never "laziness"
he just forgot 25% of the US population exists i guess
I, a normally able-bodied 25-year-old, used the grocery store scooters when I sprained my ankle instead of hobbling around for 40 minutes on crutches. Since I've always struggled with weight (unrelated thyroid issues), I'm sure it looked like the start of my journey to 600lb perma-scooter cyborgdom.
I'm sure glad people like Randy are comfortable judging people who need mobility devices based on their appearance. Causes of obesity and/or bloating are always within a person's control.
the fact he described it as “given up on walking” rather than acknowledging that most of the scooter users probably cannot physically walk was so gross
wait until he hears about semi-ambulatory disabled people that ((gasp!!!)) use a wheelchair but then can also get up and walk onto a ride! (I'm one of them, I can't walk the park and have my own chair, but I do not use the disabled ride cars since I'm ambulatory and others don't have that option).
Randy Moore is such a living film school student stereotype it hurts
He- could have done worse, such as making the film "Rubber."
@@sneadh1 I've heard Rubber is actually funny though.
@@sneadh1 nah rubber is funny and not a miserable pretentious film based around insulting people
I honestly lose it every time at the end. "If he had a sinGLE CREATIVE BONE IN HIS HACK BODY-" The almost visible elevation of her voice, the cutoff, and and Jenny looking straight into the camera are all perfect comedy.
Yeah. I quote that line a lot
I like to think she continued on for another several minutes of name calling and just cut it off in post. She started throwing stuff animals and kicking things. Like, the Jenny we see is a really calm version of her real self.
My favorite part is around 41:12 where she overdubs herself. I can't exactly describe it, but her sense of humor is exactly the same as mine.
@@schizoscarecrow I haven’t noticed that lmaoo i love her sm
Beware the nice ones.
Randy Moore: _"we live in a society"_
_[Claps]_
6 Oscars handed to him at once
Thankfully he didn’t receive any Oscars
and everyone in the theatre stood up simultaneously and started clapping in perfect time, not to start up a beat but because they're so appreciative of Randy's work
the idea that theme parks are a place to be lazy is a little funny. i went to disney world on a school trip and my phone said i took 25000 steps by the time i got back to the hotel at like 11pm, then i went swimming. i think randy just is mad disabled people, you know, exist in the same spaces as him.
"the final cut is entirely fat" that's ironic considering how much Randy Moore seems to hate fat people
I think that was her joke
@@kstar1489 while she does bring it up later, within the context of that joke i don't think it was the punchline
“I’m sure the people with actual disabilities will understand, when you tell them it’s for the purpose of making fun of them.” Holy shirt you just became my favorite youtuber.
S h I R t.
Shirt is now my new favorite curse word
@@Ethan-nl2wg it's work friendly
@@Ethan-nl2wg Welcome to the Good Place
shirts are like a religion
"How dare these random people enjoy themselves in a Disney park??
I'm going to make a shitty artsy film about a dad neglecting his family to go lusting after teenage girls and screwing with a deranged mother to show how evil Disney is because you can't grope any of the Disney Princesses! That'll show em!"
Fever dreams are not 'artsy'
I genuinely love how salty Randy gets after the guy who plays Jim suggests the show is like a Ben Stiller comedy 😂
Especially since this movie would be significantly more digestible as a raunchy, irreverent comedy.
Like, National Lampoon’s Vacation meets quite a few of the same beats as Escape From Tomorrow does. Vacation would be INSUFFERABLE if it treated itself like a sullen, sober art film.
''AT LEAST IT'S NOT A BEN STILLER COMEDY!''
-Jerk with a camera.
He *wishes* he made something as good as Zoolander.
He wishes he made a film as good as Zoolander 2 😆
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormicklmfao i would love to see a cut of Vacation so that it's edited the way this movie was
It's interesting that Randy seems to imply that a woman being beautiful is in and of itself sexual.
To be fair, isn't beauty inherently sexual? All traditional beauty standards I can think of are connected to fitness or sexuality. Same with handsome characteristics in men. The difference is that Randy seems to think women being sexually attractive gives him permission to be a creep. He also presents underage girls as objects of desire. So he's just a weirdo.
@@jasonfenton8250 Beaty can be sexual but someone being beautiful isn't inheritly sexual and we say other things that aren't sexual are beautiful like children and animals.
No its not inherently sexual. Beauty means alot more to us than sexual attraction. We associate beauty with intelligence, talent, hygeine, and much more. Thats why beauty can make a difference to straight people looking at their same gender, its not just about sexual attraction
I think our culture wants us to view beauty as inherently sexual. Because if we feel that since we don't look good, that we fail to be sexually attractive, and thus risk being alone, it makes us scramble to find the thing that will fix us. It's what makes us buy beauty products, clothes, diet books, and all those other things that will make us beautiful and thus valuable to other human beings. If we could just feel good about looking good, then we would be happy with what we had, and that's not good for the bottom line.
Jason Fenton Beauty itself is not inherently sexual. If it was, everybody would be fucking paintings and flowers
When you talked about the two teen girls hugging each other on the monorail I had a flash back to me and my sunburned friend getting on the monorail, emotionless, and sitting down to stuff our faces with cheese dipped pretzals
Now I'm imagining two girls trying to hug on the monorail and immediately jumping back because they were both sunburned.
Josh Brown
Watch any sitcom
Despite the sunburn I hope you guys had fun. I dunno. Your story spoke to me.
No seriously every time I'm at theme parks I just wanna tempt some of that sweet sweet....middle aged......hairy.......fat......man-ness............in the hot humid swelter. How Dare I wear a thin t-shirt and short shorts when its 99 degrees!
Mmmmm cheese dipped pretzels
The whole "The turkey legs are emu" thing isn't even a good urban legend because it doesn't make sense from ANY angle. Emu is MORE expensive than turkey, and from what I've heard is a richer meat. Like steak with the texture of chicken.
So Disney would be taking a rarer and more expensive bird meat and be DOWNselling it as turkey. They'd probably be losing money with each emu leg compared to if they advertised "Adventure Land Real Genuine Emu Legs". Like, economically, that urban legend makes no sense! C'mon, Conspiracy Theorists, say that they're giant lab-grown pigeons!
Tbf ostrich meat (which I assumes is similar to emu) is so much better than turkey, they should try selling it
That sounds like the running gag in my uni town that the local fried chicken joint is selling seagull. The new students, who a couple of days in have all had food stolen by seagulls, inevitably respond "that sounds about right."
I died a bit on the inside every time they mispronounced Emu.
Yeah, everyone knows its people meat
Even sadder is there are potentially real and facsinating urban legends all fucking over Disney land and world. Entire youtube channels exist going into them
The movie is terrible but god the actress for the weird mom is having the time of her life and I’m here for it
She thinks she’s making a camp horror throwback, Randy thinks he’s making a biting satire, and the actress playing the wife thinks she’s making a family drama. It’s incredible.
@@JacksonBockus sexy witch mom is acting a camp horror throwback, emily(?) is acting a family drama, and jim is acting a ben stiller comedy. i like this! a lot of the weird juxtapositions make sense in this context tbh
@@JacksonBockusand the actor playing jim thought they were making a ben stiller comedy. nobody knows what this is about
I love how Randy and the lead actors clearly all hate each other in every interview.
Disney didn't shut it down because they realized it killed itself.
though i understand it's just a joke, i can't help myself but pointing out the real reason: Barbra Streisand effect. Was quite a funny phenomena in case somebody really wondered why disney wouldn't go after this movie, i'd look it up
As much as the "30 dollar princess wands" thing sounds like Randy having a huge chip on his shoulder over a small incident that annoyed him one time, it's also the only one of his anecdotes that approaches an actual criticism of Disneyland. Like, Disney plays up the magic and innocence angle so much that parents feel like NOT paying extra for every little thing that completes the Disney experience would be like telling their kids there's no Santa Claus.
This would have worked well with the underplayed "Jim hiding the fact that he lost his job so that his family can enjoy themselves" plot point. Have the kids constantly asking for toys and rides that cost extra and Jim, in spite of knowing that he can't afford to waste any money now that he has no income, keeps paying to keep up the illusion. And at the end Jim is broke and it's like, is that on him, or is it on the company that tried to commodify innocence in the first place?
god damn i’m mad that this wasn’t what the movie was !! there are so many ways to make a good critique of disney and this movie just replaced them all with meaningless gross garbage. seriously i would watch the movie if it was what you described
I'd watch that in a heartbeat
This is great but also I literally forgot that he lost his job
Seriously, that would have been great. This gave me anxiety just reading it and imagining myself in that horrible situation. These kids are too young to even explain to them that you lost your job. Plus, the pressure of being the father who can’t show vulnerability is a strong driving force on his actions.
What wasted potential.
Yessss
Randy sees overweight people at Disney: that's disgusting. losers.
randy sees beautiful teenagers/cosplayers at Disney: that's disgusting. I cannot even touch them.
you forgot to attach the gigachad
Randy seems like that guy who thinks he’s super intellectual and above everyone but he’s just an awkward dude filled with resentment and ...issues
Lara Sachez he’s just every boring white guy into film with bad political views and thinks he’s somehow fighting the system for having revolutionary ideas such as “fat people are lazy pigs” and “everyone’s on their phones too much nowadays”. also he’s definitely a sexual predator but that’s just my onion!
The cougar was played by a good actress; she seemed to know what kind of flick she was in, and hammed it up.
On the bright side, this movie probably got Randy Moore put on a watch list.
Ironic given that his film is most certainly not on anyone's watch list
hopefully
Perverse filmmakers never get what's coming to them. Harvey Weinstein got away with his shit for decades.
@@Lolo50000 🧑🍳💋
god i hope so
My father recently had to use a $100 motorized scooter at Disney because he was in so much excruciating pain that he couldn't walk. He had to find a doctor in Florida and get injections directly into his toe.
But yeah Randy I can't believe he gave up on walking
Wait, what happened to his foot? Did he have one of those nasty ingrown toenails??
@@JasonToddsThighs he had a horrible case of gout, was in danger of losing his foot but it ended up alright
guess he should've tried harder to walk 😔 /sarcasm
@@mammoneymelon I kept telling him that but he was using those age-old excuses like "I'm in a lot of pain call a doctor" and "I might lose my foot" and "do you want to ride pirates of the Caribbean"
What confuses me the most is why did this guy, who seems to hate disney so much, make a movie in disneyland/world, in the process spending a lot of money, rather than going to a local theme park, maybe even making a deal with the owners so they could be not covert and have been filming access, and using themes and imagery to allude to disney.
Oh wait the disney branding is literally the only reason anyone has ever watched this movie. If they didn't have that they would have to an actual coherent plot.
And he had to go all in on the theme of "fuck the establishment" by pointlessly illegally filming just to try to rile them up.
The whole point of the film was to target Disney as the worst example of corporate greed. Going to another random theme park most people don’t even know of would make it even more non-sensical than it already is
Britt Conester
But then... Why not just make a documentary about it? Why add this ridiculous story to it?
They came for Disney?
Yet were afraid of neosporin?
Sweetheart Dynamite everyone fears big pharma? 😂😂
😂😂😂
RUclips comments are not allowed to make me laugh this hard.
@@Amsayy It's too big
*geosporic
It's clear that Randy told the evil princess woman to "act insane" and then the actress took that as excuse to get super high on set.
I love that for her
good for her
And that method acting made her the only good character
as she should
Honestly good for her. If I had to act in this movie, I'd have to be drunk/high too.
"They seem a little young, Jim. Even for _you."_
Holy crap, what is THAT supposed to mean? Is Jim creeping on underage girls like a regular thing??
Randy Moore might've taken "write what you know" a little too literally
Randy really wishes this was real.
@@butteredtoast8666 i certainly dont
It’s insane that it’s in there because everything else is sort of like see Jim is a great guy. Is the wife saying that meant to be her being a bitch or something? What the hell?
in a better movie I would have read it as a hint towards how Jim and Emily's relationship started. but it's not a good movie. so Christ
Hearing him talk about Disneyland just makes me feel so sorry for his kids. They're probably trying to have a good time at the place THEIR PARENTS BROUGHT THEM TO, while he and his wife spend the whole time being all snotty and derisive of everything the kids like and making them feel bad for apparently dragging their parent there against their will! If they didn't, they definitely do now. I know if I heard my parents drone on about something I thought were happy family memories from my childhood like it was absolute hell for them (let alone make an entire creepy film about how much they hated what made me happy) I'd definitely feel pretty crappy. That $30 princess wand definitely wouldn't hold any fond thoughts any more.
Randy is everything thing I despise about film snobs
People who think their better than others because they don’t enjoy those normie things like Disney or ice cream and everyone who does is a brainwashed sheep
I would make a movie like this if I wanted to mock people like that, black an white, nothing plot, weird amounts of sexual weirdness, and breaking the law somehow.
Some people just never grow out of their pick me tumblr phase.
And about the daughter also being Slapped
The whole things makes me wonder two things: 1.) What did the kids in the movie think, being brought into this project but presumably being told to "act a certain way" and not actually enjoy the park, and 2.) Why give Disney World tons of money to have everybody brought into the parks to do this project for several days/weeks, but simultaneously do it as an act of decrying Disney? The man is so confusing and I too worry about his kids and how they'll grow up seeing the world. :,(
Or he's convinced them to hold his exact same cynical viewpoint of the park and they don't care about those memories anymore. I don't know which is more tragic.
You’ve got to be the most deplorable type of man to make me side with a company like Disney.
Same. I fucking hate Disney but I hate people who get mad at people who enjoy Disney parks.
Either that, or a petty horse furry.
Here for this.
I can’t believe this happened twice for me in one year, Ron DeSantis and this.
It's like someone's fan-film of a convoluted creepypasta.
It's like someone started a fan-film of a creepypasta, then realized they were out of material, so they started pulling from OTHER creepypastas as well, with little regard to how well they fit together.
Why does the director look like an even creepier version of onision?
Marcus Zyker he also has the same pretentiousness as onision
hmm
Right?!?!?!
It's onison from the future trying to ruin everything he touches yet again
How would you tell the difference
His voyeuristic analysis of strangers enjoying themselves at a theme park is really telling. It’s so bitter. And then he mentioned his relationship with his dad souring and I was like “holy shit this whole thing is just an ‘eff you’ to his dad”. He’s clearly trying to hide his unresolved relationship issues with his father with this idea of “corporate religion” and indoctrination as if he’s uncovered some groundbreaking truths a la Louis Theroux. It’s one of the few times where “it’s not that deep, bro” is a legitimate response. Men will do anything to avoid therapy, including write and direct a feature film, apparently.
I read that interview too and immediately thought "oh so you're blaming Disney for your daddy issues, got it"
but lets be honest, he didn't really do that did he? he went and shot a lot of footage and then had to try to edit it together into something, add some digital effects after the fact for punch and then film a few scenes to try to make it into a narrative. after that was done he had to pretend it was all planned and there was a reason for it other than trying to make some money off of his grift. unfortunately he just wasn't creative at any step of the process, or it might have been worth watching, or listening to him talk about.
People: *existing, having fun*
Ryan Moore: 😡
it's true. i remember there was a time in my life where i felt angry and self conscious like that all the time.
seeing other people having simple fun pissed me off because it didn't make sense to me - laughing and smiling at a movie or something. i was sure that they were either faking it or stupid. what a horrible world, i thought, where i could never experience joy, because joy was a thing of the past.
but then i turned fifteen and started seeing a therapist.
@@jerkchickenblog I mean, there are character saying stuff in front of a camera and its all for the plot he has, so I highly doubt he just mashed scene together after the fact. Listen, its more likely that the bad thing hapepend because someone cared and tried than total appathy. Even your most miltoast, researched for max money dinsey thing has at least some people who cared about their job (and were grossly underpaid).
"A lot of the speaking roles are women, and that's very progressive"
I'm the 69th like on your comment and that's also very progressive
@@janetplanet4595 Noice
"Bimbos in Space 3 is pretty progressive, over half of the speaking roles are women"
Yeah that’s just… a dumb statement
@@benedictdwyer2608 i think she was being sarcastic lol
"Maybe Randy could have done that if he had a single creative bone in his hack body." Is still the greatest line ever said on youtube. Thank you for that line it was perfect.
They touched her Disney. You don't just walk away from that
You’ve got to respect a filmmaker who can make a film about “Disney bad” and make Disney look better lmao. HOW DO YOU MAKE DISNEY LOOK REASONABLE???
He just climbed mount Everest while juggling chainsaws and divide by 0! He's one with the gods!
Maybe that was the true plan all along. Randy actually works for Disney. thats why they never sued him.
@@daelen.cclark it was a joke...
@@SuzER08 my bad.
So true! I’ve only gone to Disneyland for FREE with an employee and never really liked it, and this dick makes ME want to defend it.
The whole sexual repression thing is what really gets me. Like....no shit you need to keel it in your pants at a park, it's a theme park! For kids! Like..bruh there's a time and place for having dirty thoughts and a theme park is like..literally at the top of the list of when not to have them, for rather obvious reasons.
Randy would go to a Wiggles concert and be like “there’s a female Wiggle now and she’s pretty, but I can’t yank my chain right here in the middle of this kid’s concert. The Wiggles are repressing my sexuality.”
But there are underaged girls abound! You are asking far too much!! 😠 /s
@@aacsmiles 😭🤣
Yeah. Jim had problems way before ever coming to the park. Going to the theme park doesn’t even sound like the catalyst where the story gets interesting and his inner demons become amplified. It just sounds like Jim was going to spiral that weekend regardless of where he was going to go.