2:41 I had to laugh a bit about my childish thinking there when tim goes honka-honka with 2 big 'balloons', but then I lost it at the huge baguette haha
This guy is so fucking awesome. The way he just smashes two long balloons together in a complete stone cold face then clasps his hands together as if he didn't just do something completely childish. It is such a great mixture.
I made a playlist of Tim's videos to listen to at night in order to relax and fall asleep. The content is genuinely interesting, but he has the most calming, soothing voice. I had gone through two videos, and was on the verge of falling asleep... And then this video came along. I now have insomnia, perforated eardrums,, and a fractured skull from banging my head on the wall. (Okay, not really - do not feel guilty, Tim!)
***** I use Sony Vegas, so the best I can say is that you look for the Distortion or Vibrato effects in there. I'm afraid I've never used Audacity so I know nothing about it.
The two balloons you banged together have actually been around for awhile they would always pass them out for free at my brothers high school football games (I'm in the u.s.) but they were cheap and usually popped after awhile :)
At 2.20 I thought I was watching a Carry on film! Tim massaging a large pair of balloons with a whizzing sound! Sid James should pop out at any moment saying "Caw look at those biguns!"
2:00... guys... Tim shouting at the traffic outside again... this is what happens when you give him a portable car horn! :-P no offense Tim... your too awesome to insult :-P
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I thought the "heh" was never going to come! What a dramatic pause.
*_Dramatic pause from the Nile._*
3:19 he realizes what he is doing with his life! haha
Declan omalley omg hahahah
That poor chicken has a prolapsed cloaca. That Tim kept squeezing.
Heheheh
but i also heard a HORSE FART at: 1:27 and a rocket which is launching at 2:05 what freaky sounds made by bloons
*heh*
* )fk
…so he choked the chicken?
"GET OUTTA MY WAY" 😂
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Yeah, this guy's great.
2:41 I had to laugh a bit about my childish thinking there when tim goes honka-honka with 2 big 'balloons', but then I lost it at the huge baguette haha
Ah, of course squeezing the chickens testicles are going to make it squeak.
Eat a calzone George costanza
These pretzels are making me thirsty
2:43
Rosen: I think you know what I mean.
+josh kirby Noice
+Epic Llama slap laughed why to hard
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+Mad Wlad way*
Epic Llama slap
1:45 ......yeeeees
Goddamnit this shit gets me everytime
1:47
yeeeeeeeeeeee
This guy is so fucking awesome. The way he just smashes two long balloons together in a complete stone cold face then clasps his hands together as if he didn't just do something completely childish. It is such a great mixture.
It's got me crying in laughter, this comment.
AYO WHAT DID HE SAY
U say da f word
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That car noise is truly impressive!
Much noise, very impress, wow
***** Is that your own material? Because I've never heard it before. Very impressive. Fuck you.
Cory RS wow that wasn't an overreaction now was it....
Cory RS
Much rage, very anger.. Growl
***** rawr such kitty pow much cute very awww.
Edit: my pic fits this so much xD
this chap is far too posh to enjoy being as childish as he is LOL what a wholesome man
I love 'em.
Lions I by 😆
GET OUT MY WAY!
You ruined this video for me, lol. I can't watch it and not think of your poop.
Actually, ruined and made it better to be honest.
Balloons I love em....
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OUTTA MY WAY YOU WEE LITTLE .... !!!!
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I made a playlist of Tim's videos to listen to at night in order to relax and fall asleep. The content is genuinely interesting, but he has the most calming, soothing voice. I had gone through two videos, and was on the verge of falling asleep...
And then this video came along.
I now have insomnia, perforated eardrums,, and a fractured skull from banging my head on the wall.
(Okay, not really - do not feel guilty, Tim!)
+Ryan Renaud I play some Tim videos myself. Helps me relax
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Ryan Raubenheimer make the playlist public
"Get out of my way!"
Perfect timing every time ;-;
me: GET OUT OF HIS WAY!
How can he stay that serious?
+Cookie Ann
He's British.
+Cookie Ann Maybe because.......Unlike most of the comments on this page. His mind isn't in the gutter! :)
The same way one would get 2 Carnegie Hall....lots & LOTS of **PRACTICE!** LOL IJS
3:20 someone has to make a gif out of this
i second this
Chris Phillips
you are a scholar and a gentleman.
SWEEEEEET!!!!!!
LMFAOOO
That face.
Me: in the back of the car...
No one....
My grandad: 1:57
GET OUTTA MY WAY😡😡😡
the car horn one also sounds like an air raid siren lol
+rockerseven or train horn
MOOOOOOOVE!!!
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"Come on Arsenal" ..... oh dear
LMAOOO
Tim, if you see a funny pink thing at the bottom of something, especially if it is male, don't squeeze it.
no wonder its screaming
r/cursedcomments
lol
It’s a joshson
Y’all this time I squeezed a smaller one and the scream is a lil bit high pitched
I never had Tim down as an arsenal fan.
he always seemed more like a ManU type of fellow to me.
The problem with arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
Richard Gilbert Ahh so you saw that ludicrous display last night?
Tim channelling his inner yob today :)
Poor chicken, it looks like its rectum prolapsed.
I've had to note down all the jokes I've thought up so far. We'll make a YTP star out of Tim yet!
***** I use Sony Vegas, so the best I can say is that you look for the Distortion or Vibrato effects in there. I'm afraid I've never used Audacity so I know nothing about it.
ThePlamzJoker The car scene was excellent
+ReachForTheSky beep beep BEEP! GET OUT OF MY WAY!
"Come on, Arsenal!"
Tim supports Arsenal?! I love him even more now!
THAT IS THE BEST NOISE TIM HAS EVER MADE 1:47
nice. I like balloons.
I guess Tim's got road rage.
Balloons I love em too
The way you combined two balloons together was ingenious. I would have never thought of it!
i love how tim appreciates any of the toys he show even if they are boring he loves them
I can't help but giggle at him pushing on the duel balloons, it looks so silly! For a slightly obvious reason... X3
3:15 PERFECT sighs
"C'mon Arsenal"
XDDDDD
my dog is now running around looking for her squeaky toys!
keep up the vids tim
2:10
That little “toot toot toot”
those mylar ones from the end are fantastic. i had some at a Detroit Pistons game as a wee lad.
2:48 EEAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAINMA Once we get the hang of it, Living off the land working with are hands, It’s so nice!
0:51 I listened to this a full volume and I have no regrets XD
I was waiting for 'here's one from Japan'
I love Tim.
I love this man, and all of his videos.
I usually watch them when I'm feeling depressed, it cheers me up
😀😀😀😀😀😀
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌💯📲👌
The chicken is gorgeous
were can i find these balloons!?
my homade bagpipes are calling!
some at proloon
C’MON ARSENAL😂😂😂
Can you be my Grandpa?
The car sound really impressed me, and I'm not sure why cx, but when I here it my inner child smiled or somethin, I need some of these balloons.
i'm going to have to ytp this big time
Yeah u got pooped ;)
"There's that funny pink thing at the bottom."
HAHAH! I laughed so hard!
If I found a Grand Illusions video that didn't make me laugh or at least smile, I'd be very surprised.
2:10 My fucking sides
I lost it at 2:22, LOL!! pressing one balloon at a time, and get a "Wehhh" sound... Me brain's a little in the gutter there
He is the best you tuber he has 80 balloons wow that is a lot of balloons thx so much for these videos
The two balloons you banged together have actually been around for awhile they would always pass them out for free at my brothers high school football games (I'm in the u.s.) but they were cheap and usually popped after awhile :)
time to watch an elderly man play with his toys on the internet... yay!
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1:26 had me lmao
AAAAAAAAAA
I love it. Get Out of My Way lol. Love the thisel whistel one
this have to be the funniest Tim video :D
At 2.20 I thought I was watching a Carry on film! Tim massaging a large pair of balloons with a whizzing sound! Sid James should pop out at any moment saying "Caw look at those biguns!"
2:20
This was thoroughly entertaining.
Singularly the best thing I have seen on the internet.
Oh imagine the childhood you would have if this guy was your granddad!
Have a headache. Don't know why I thought now would be a good time to watch this.
The combos were really cool.
How can these videos not have over 10 million hits each? No justice in this world.
This is one of those videos where I could say so many different funny inappropriate things.
I thought that pink balloon thing in the chicken bottom was a genital
2:00... guys... Tim shouting at the traffic outside again... this is what happens when you give him a portable car horn! :-P
no offense Tim... your too awesome to insult :-P
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
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Nooooooooooo don't die , you still have more videos to watch for . ;-;
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Just eat and watch his vid at the same time
That face when he slaps those cheer things is outstanding!!!!
1:56 Seeing Tim angry like that (Even if he is just having a bit of fun) unsettles me.
seriously how does the camera man and the people behind the camera not crack up at you all the time you are adorable!!!!
A chicken that squeals when you squeeze its hemorrhoid.
I love this guy.
I'm easily impressed by this. Like how come I've never found these as a child?!
my dog likes this video a lot!
I'm a 15 year old boy that never plays with toys but I fucking love this channel I don't know why
1:27 sounds like a bad fart
“What a noise!”
Press 5 forever!
best first 3 seconds of my life xD
BALOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWMMMMMS
guys this guy is going to be big so enjoy the calm and friendly comment section while it lasts
I just lost it at 1:05 xD
David IlVec What so funny?
1:27 when I eat beans at dinner
Byaku Tensei LOL TROO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #ECKSDEE
Great video Tim!
I like the new outro!
This makes me happy :D
1:27 - 1:28 "what a noise" 😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹
" A siren makes a gooniceson"
Yes, indeed it does Tim, yes indeed it does.
He makes me happy lol
So now we all know: Tim's an Arsenal fan.
Oh this makes me smile. x3
That's incredible.
I am happy now, perfect fun idea with two balloons attached!
1:37 TRAIN/CAR HORN!!!
Press 5 for cantankerous Tim
Press 9 for hooligan Tim
Maybe clicking on a video called "noisy balloons" at 3:35AM wasn't such a great idea
Where do you get the chicken balloons
I remember in a local football match in Greece more than 10 years ago that they gave out pairs of balloons like the last one!