Alpha Male Boot Camp Is The New Worst Thing Ever...

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 9 месяцев назад +1000

    The best part is thay pay 5-15k just to get bullied by a army man dropout

    • @murderman8578
      @murderman8578 9 месяцев назад +62

      At least pay for a woman with money

    • @itz_ic21gaming97
      @itz_ic21gaming97 9 месяцев назад +23

      Well common sense are not for them either am I right?

    • @NovaBeast188
      @NovaBeast188 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@itz_ic21gaming97idk are you?😐

    • @USS_Sentinel
      @USS_Sentinel 9 месяцев назад +3

      It's a grift. Surprise!

    • @itz_ic21gaming97
      @itz_ic21gaming97 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@NovaBeast188Well I'll definitely pay 7 Gs for a woman instead of that "alpha male" camp.

  • @TordenFaaret
    @TordenFaaret 9 месяцев назад +434

    when the "alpha male" instructor fails to actually exert any form of authority😭

    • @kristopherwillis8075
      @kristopherwillis8075 9 месяцев назад +15

      🤣🤣

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 6 месяцев назад

      Or the instructor doesn't have commo sense
      what if you backpack has electronics, they can't get wet.
      Some medicine can't get wet either.
      He randomly decided to put the backpack in the water for no reason.

  • @KingJojoB
    @KingJojoB 9 месяцев назад +745

    Alpha boot camps screams “I got self esteem problems” all over it😂

    • @dannykeeler4018
      @dannykeeler4018 9 месяцев назад +33

      Are you touching me! Hah u touching me! I'm a lone wolf bro 😂

    • @Fractal_blip
      @Fractal_blip 9 месяцев назад +10

      They exist for that reason lol

    • @itz_ic21gaming97
      @itz_ic21gaming97 9 месяцев назад +5

      So true man

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 9 месяцев назад +1

      Well you please tell me, is there an actual place where people can fix their self-esteem issues, that isn't this?

    • @Littleha
      @Littleha 9 месяцев назад

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307pretty much anything would be better than this. Therapy would be a good start

  • @Cowboycomando54
    @Cowboycomando54 9 месяцев назад +494

    Fun fact there are organizations and entities that will PAY YOU to yell at you.

    • @kwebbytakeflight
      @kwebbytakeflight 9 месяцев назад +5

      Tell me some I needa check these out

    • @johndoe-vl3ye
      @johndoe-vl3ye 9 месяцев назад +85

      Uncle Sam thinks you might be interested in the US ARMY BABY

    • @balllicker942
      @balllicker942 9 месяцев назад +45

      @@kwebbytakeflightyou’re gonna love any military ever

    • @jersey3686
      @jersey3686 9 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@kwebbytakeflightUS Coast Guard is hiring

    • @g1-Michigan
      @g1-Michigan 9 месяцев назад +24

      The Marines are hiring

  • @hendrx
    @hendrx 9 месяцев назад +404

    The fact that it's an alpha male "community" is contradictory in itself

    • @Bob-jn8jt
      @Bob-jn8jt 9 месяцев назад +20

      Right, they do not see the contradiction.

    • @whyamihere-be7hg
      @whyamihere-be7hg 9 месяцев назад +2

      Not to hate but could you elaborate how?

    • @takebacktheholyland9306
      @takebacktheholyland9306 9 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@whyamihere-be7hgAlpha males are supposed to be the "heads" of their own communities, so when you have a community of "alphas" then those alphas are followers, and therefore are not alphas

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 9 месяцев назад

      Definitely contradictory. All self proclaimed “alpha males” seem to ride the meat of a billionaire or some fake internet influencer.
      Which makes them pretty much the definition of beta males 😂😂

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 9 месяцев назад

      @@takebacktheholyland9306Yup, they’re automatically betas.
      It’s like the people that ride the meat of Andrew Tate.

  • @Ixmaya7
    @Ixmaya7 9 месяцев назад +191

    If you wanna become an ‘alpha’, I recommend not hanging out with people who use that term. It’s called growing the f up. Join a fu$&ing boxing gym. Take jiu jitsu. Do something that actually builds upon a respectable trait, skill, or aspect of your character. Stick with it for years. Be consistent. You’ll become a man in no time.

    • @sergeipohkerova7211
      @sergeipohkerova7211 9 месяцев назад

      Nothing screams alpha more than a bunch of pudgy shirtless dudes screaming and calling themselves alpha 😅. If you are paying another man to teach you to be a man that is like the opposite of being alpha. You don't learn to be alpha. You are or you aren't, and those who claim to be most definitely aren't. I am not alpha and I accept it. Ironically just this acceptance of who I am makes me have more alpha traits that all these screaming virgins 😂.

    • @nono-eg3jx
      @nono-eg3jx 9 месяцев назад

      wrong. u must go to alpha camp. these ppl dont know what they r talking about. dont go to gym. dont box. no martial arts. aplha male class join in my bio to be a man in no time​@@Professionalbsdetector

    • @HOMIOI1
      @HOMIOI1 9 месяцев назад

      Learning to fight doesn’t turn you into a man though

    • @Ixmaya7
      @Ixmaya7 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@HOMIOI1 if u think joining a boxing gym or learning a martial art is just about “fighting”, then you’re a fool.

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 месяца назад +1

      I would also argue that part of being a man is being strong enough to be soft.
      Hug your kids
      Tell your wife you love her, often
      Tell your friends they matter to you
      You don’t have to be sappy about it. But you’d be shocked at how much a random “hey I’m proud of you kiddo” will go

  • @Nordestino249
    @Nordestino249 9 месяцев назад +293

    the Insecurity National Cringe Embarrassing Legion (I.N.C.E.L) are a special forces branch of the Reddit Discord Forces, they specialize in Basement Breaching (Inwards), Far-quarters Text Battle (FQTB), Moderation Warfare, Comment Section Surveillance and Furry Support.

    • @davidmutchler2403
      @davidmutchler2403 9 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂

    • @danielutriabrooks477
      @danielutriabrooks477 9 месяцев назад +28

      Man, you know you are doing bad when Shinji out of all people roasts you

    • @peagames2002
      @peagames2002 9 месяцев назад +8

      The roast is so spot on.

    • @rokeeagle9354
      @rokeeagle9354 9 месяцев назад +3

      You got me to wheeze, so you get a like from me. It may not mean much from me, but it's still something XD

    • @bonkershanface5547
      @bonkershanface5547 9 месяцев назад +1

      💀💀💀

  • @AlienRino
    @AlienRino 9 месяцев назад +232

    The best part is most of them look 30+ years or older 😭

    • @donnerblitzen1388
      @donnerblitzen1388 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah. Yeah. Yeahhhh..

    • @quirinoguy8665
      @quirinoguy8665 9 месяцев назад +41

      No matter what they do, they'll always get mogged by a bunch of Zoomers, no amount of "Alpha Male" courses can stop that receding hairline bro.

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@quirinoguy8665😂

    • @Rubenz343
      @Rubenz343 9 месяцев назад

      @@quirinoguy8665 It's over for baldcels

    • @SinisterFears
      @SinisterFears 9 месяцев назад

      @@quirinoguy8665I’m only 20 and I have the hairline of a guy in his 50s 🥲

  • @cslearn3044
    @cslearn3044 9 месяцев назад +33

    As a former person that was like that, its mix of lack of parenting, dad figure, bullying, being lost and lack of respect for yourself. How I got myself in check is pretty much stopping blaming anyone except for myself, gym and that typical stuff, and learning that following emotions, a.k.a playing a victim, easy game, is not good

  • @mz7759
    @mz7759 9 месяцев назад +36

    They could have joined the military and got paid to be yelled at by grown men

  • @dice7500
    @dice7500 9 месяцев назад +216

    Dude, imagine throwing a insane cash just to be in parking lot and then being yelled at. Those alpha male things is mad 😂

    • @Name-gh6gv
      @Name-gh6gv 9 месяцев назад +1

      Wow u quoted the video great comment very insightful

    • @bali-b292
      @bali-b292 9 месяцев назад +1

      Thats what im saying at least take them out camping or something😂😂

  • @bonker_whats_up7203
    @bonker_whats_up7203 9 месяцев назад +77

    This can't be real. It has to be some half-baked comedy routine.

    • @Bob-jn8jt
      @Bob-jn8jt 9 месяцев назад +7

      It is very very real.

    • @o_o8203
      @o_o8203 9 месяцев назад

      I want them to kiss

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 9 месяцев назад +2

      😭😭

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 6 месяцев назад

      It's call MDK project
      Looked out.

  • @Ihatedrake-z7g
    @Ihatedrake-z7g 9 месяцев назад +44

    A friend’s words: “It’s just a straight up fetish at this point.”

  • @zman837
    @zman837 9 месяцев назад +232

    if you say you're an alpha male, you're not.

    • @donnerblitzen1388
      @donnerblitzen1388 9 месяцев назад +13

      I miss “alpha-bits” cereal.

    • @antonioandrade4867
      @antonioandrade4867 9 месяцев назад +2

      Ima more of a male alpha myself

    • @rexxe001
      @rexxe001 9 месяцев назад +27

      Real Alpha males wear maid and skirts

    • @personexistingnot
      @personexistingnot 9 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@rexxe001real alpha males have intimate relationships with other alpha males.

    • @fiyum333
      @fiyum333 9 месяцев назад +18

      if the wolf hierarchy thing actually applied to human males then alphas would be standing up for the lower members of the totem and not flamewarring on twitter with leftists

  • @taniaroman5857
    @taniaroman5857 8 месяцев назад +6

    Hearing him yelling "get in the tub" reminds me of SpongeBob trying to get Gary to take a bath

  • @theonlyORNGguy
    @theonlyORNGguy 9 месяцев назад +12

    I remember I went to a new church to try it out. A woman handed me a 1st timer pamphlet and said I looked like a leader. I told her Im not and she had the funniest look of shock. The obsession of being a "leader" these days is wild.

  • @ShayeDeeeee
    @ShayeDeeeee 9 месяцев назад +18

    I work with kids for a living. These dudes are just 1:1 adult sized kindergardners pretending to be the cool soldiers they saw on a cartoon.

  • @Darkreaperz
    @Darkreaperz 9 месяцев назад +270

    Y’all think Optimus goes to alpha male boot camp?

    • @Joe-md7uc
      @Joe-md7uc 9 месяцев назад +50

      Nah it’s all natural for Optimus

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 9 месяцев назад +26

      Nah he would spend his money a lot more wisely

    • @shoretrooper74
      @shoretrooper74 9 месяцев назад

      @@turboshazed7370exactly, he’d instead invest in the real world and then become one of the instructors of these “bootcamps”

    • @TomCat2563
      @TomCat2563 9 месяцев назад +15

      No, Optimus wouldn't spend his money on this bs. Any male who does this isn't a Alpha, there a Beta.

    • @thenovicewhispers
      @thenovicewhispers 9 месяцев назад +16

      I don't know because I don't know Optimus personally at all

  • @explodingheart2824
    @explodingheart2824 9 месяцев назад +113

    Bruh just join the military 🪖

    • @donnerblitzen1388
      @donnerblitzen1388 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah. The fatness requirements have changed since I last attempted. I am way past the age limit and I am epileptic - so I’m out of luck. Oh well..

    • @skyj2172
      @skyj2172 9 месяцев назад +37

      Exactly. They'll do all this stuff to you and you get paid intead of you paying them.

    • @ShadrackMeduson
      @ShadrackMeduson 9 месяцев назад +5

      and you dont have to pay anything to sign up.

    • @zombiekig9437
      @zombiekig9437 9 месяцев назад

      You can get a waiver for that ​@@donnerblitzen1388

    • @dawsonbryant56
      @dawsonbryant56 9 месяцев назад

      These people probably flunked out of the military, hence forth the alpha male boot camp scam.

  • @larrywoolfolk8224
    @larrywoolfolk8224 9 месяцев назад +16

    The fact that military recruiters are losing to these goobers

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 8 месяцев назад +3

      I mean not really these dudes look like they’re mainly over the age of 40 and hella out of shape.

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 6 месяцев назад +1

      He is not a former soldier maybe a drop out

  • @chrise8275
    @chrise8275 9 месяцев назад +13

    The fact that a bunch of middle-aged men paid $7,000 to a guy who’s setting up a “Boot Camp” For alpha males in the Arby’s parking lot (Which only includes like 5 metal tubs of water) Just so he can pay Alimony is pretty pathetic, Yet hilarious at the same time.

  • @kristopherwillis8075
    @kristopherwillis8075 9 месяцев назад +40

    If you watch anime and play video games these same guys be taking crazy about you but look at what they're doing when they go outside 😂.

    • @domuradye3250
      @domuradye3250 9 месяцев назад +8

      Fr.

    • @LifeofBrad1
      @LifeofBrad1 9 месяцев назад +11

      It's like in the 2000's when the "chads" were the type of guys who wore baggy jeans hanging half way down their backsides and wore their caps the wrong way round. Now those dudes wear skintight jeans and goon to Andrew Tate videos.

    • @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns
      @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns 9 месяцев назад +3

      And now they play the same games and wear naruto hoodies. Living jokes

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 9 месяцев назад

      Most of them are closet weebs anyways.
      I’ve seen so many loli profile pics defending Andrew Tate.

  • @renwei8463
    @renwei8463 9 месяцев назад +7

    Ironically, they were alpha enough to refuse to listen to him.

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 9 месяцев назад +12

    The fact they had to go to a boot camp instead of literally going to therapy just to get a title of “alpha male” is hilarious. 😂

    • @necrosteel5013
      @necrosteel5013 9 месяцев назад +1

      Therapy is a scam, but so is this.

  • @SirToaster9330
    @SirToaster9330 9 месяцев назад +5

    Mfs spend their life savings going to bootcamp to feel like a man, meanwhile I just need to pay my Netflix subscription and learn it all from Vinland Saga

  • @personreanimation
    @personreanimation 9 месяцев назад +13

    I made it through basic, AIT, Air Assault, Airborne, Deployments, and other military training just to be absolutely pee'd on by the absolute Godlike Alpha training. I am simply just not worthy in the face of these absolute Alphas.

  • @Xavitaar
    @Xavitaar 9 месяцев назад +63

    Just join the military if you want to get yelled at. I'm in the Marines and it actually means something lol

    • @ShadrackMeduson
      @ShadrackMeduson 9 месяцев назад +13

      and joining the military its something that matters in your official records, imagine going to a gov job offer or whatever and putting ''certified alpha male from the alpha male bootcamp'' in your CV, that would be just as cringe as putting pro streamer, or only fans model.

    • @airhead1430
      @airhead1430 9 месяцев назад +5

      ong basic was harder than this and I GOT PAID

    • @Escape_society
      @Escape_society 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ShadrackMedusonI’ll be honest in today’s time pro streamer carries a lot of weight in some industries.

    • @lukayaroslav9914
      @lukayaroslav9914 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@ShadrackMeduson At least pro streamers are well-known and work as ambassadors for big brands.

    • @eskaban_edits_beats_and_more
      @eskaban_edits_beats_and_more 8 месяцев назад

      no it doesnt, unless you meant being homeless at age 30 if you manage to not die throwing your life away for old rich people that dont care about you

  • @MrRobot-jb5tI
    @MrRobot-jb5tI 9 месяцев назад +59

    Alpha male boot camps…the pinnacle of absurdity, because nothing says personal growth like pretending to be someone you’re not. I’ll just stick to my daily Netflix binge where the only gains are the number of shows I’ve watched in a week and embrace my authenticity this way instead.

    • @donnerblitzen1388
      @donnerblitzen1388 9 месяцев назад +2

      Isn’t this just “scared straight” but with extra steps?

    • @Nicholas_Foong69
      @Nicholas_Foong69 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@donnerblitzen1388
      Scared straight for people who wants to waste💲15k

    • @jaybugg3r225
      @jaybugg3r225 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@donnerblitzen1388I’d say it’s a how-to guide on how not to be overbearing and how to relax in the modern day but that’s just me

    • @applejuice9468
      @applejuice9468 9 месяцев назад

      You should exercise some

  • @donnerblitzen1388
    @donnerblitzen1388 9 месяцев назад +20

    For some reason I am getting some kind of weird “ram ranch” vibe from this alpha male boot camp thing. Any of y’all think this too?

    • @shadowtoad95
      @shadowtoad95 6 месяцев назад

      I hate the fact that you mentioned this, but this seems like it…

  • @blazeproxima5558
    @blazeproxima5558 9 месяцев назад +12

    Nah this is actually accurate for alpha mentality. As the whole wolf pack thing is fake and it only happens in captivity where the wolves in captivity are considered psychotic

  • @jtnachos16
    @jtnachos16 9 месяцев назад +8

    How much you wanna bet that 'alpha male' instructor would cry and call the cops if one of those guys lost it and just clocked him across the jaw to shut him up?

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 6 месяцев назад

      The guy Said to be a former air force, marine soldier.

    • @jtnachos16
      @jtnachos16 6 месяцев назад

      @@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Being a soldier, current or former, doesn't stop you being an utter wimp when push comes to shove. Also, you cannot be a former 'air force and marine' soldier. You do not cross branches like that. At best he'd have been a marine pilot, which is not quite the endorsement of hardassness you might think it to be.

  • @marcosamell96
    @marcosamell96 9 месяцев назад +17

    Just... Hit the gym. No need to go to boot camp to become a chad

    • @russelgrimes6739
      @russelgrimes6739 8 месяцев назад +1

      Also, training in high intensity martial arts will toughen anyone up, men and women.

    • @russelgrimes6739
      @russelgrimes6739 8 месяцев назад

      Also, training in high intensity martial arts will strengthen anyone, men and women.

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 6 месяцев назад

      Or mud runners or prepare for a marathon I dunno, I'm lazym

  • @thegreatestheroyouveneverh6054
    @thegreatestheroyouveneverh6054 9 месяцев назад +9

    The military will pay you to do the samething, while making you do something useful as well (protect your country).

  • @coreytran7415
    @coreytran7415 9 месяцев назад +16

    A genuine alpha male does not need to go to a boot camp if he genuinely is one. This whole scenario reminds me of tim pool and tim cast where this one guy created an empire pretending to be alpha when he was actually a cuc.

  • @BasedBenny
    @BasedBenny 9 месяцев назад +19

    these guys paying 18k to be yelled at while i get paid to be yelled at

  • @edited1325
    @edited1325 9 месяцев назад +35

    Yikes, that sounds cringe and like a scam 😂

  • @Shadowan
    @Shadowan 9 месяцев назад +15

    I have a friend supporting this stuff. Can't believe he's become this way.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 9 месяцев назад

      Have you ever asked him....how he became that way?

    • @Shadowan
      @Shadowan 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 Considering how tense it gets when we discuss his "alpha male" opinions, he'll probably lose it if I get to that question. I could be wrong, but I think I know the reason.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Shadowan what do you AT LEAST think is the reason?

    • @Shadowan
      @Shadowan 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 Lack of self-esteem combined with getting bullied in his younger years. Seems like it got better for him when we left high school, but he's all of a sudden acting more superior, above everyone else, VERY misogynistic and angrier, which I think are ways for him to cover up the fact that he still has issues with how he feels about himself.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Shadowan I think he's just like that because of all the built up anger and hate he's bottled up over the years and he's never vented it out, so now it corrupted him.

  • @havoc012
    @havoc012 9 месяцев назад +14

    I lost count on how many people call themselves an "alpha male"

    • @vegeta002
      @vegeta002 9 месяцев назад

      It's easier to count those who actually live up to their claims.

  • @auditor9495
    @auditor9495 9 месяцев назад +21

    Yup this is getting way out of hand

  • @aintnoway805
    @aintnoway805 9 месяцев назад +37

    If you wanna get tougher or need a stronger mindset join the army but pls only if u don’t act up like some of these coaches, really don’t need some wannabe heros

    • @hanavelt
      @hanavelt 9 месяцев назад +2

      who want to die for oil

    • @economiccrisis9267
      @economiccrisis9267 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@hanaveltThe United States exports plenty of oil 🛢️🛢️

    • @Cuzzo317
      @Cuzzo317 9 месяцев назад

      Army? Lol. Better off being in that parking lot

  • @animeloverhaven
    @animeloverhaven 9 месяцев назад +3

    You can either pay 5-15k to go to an alpha male boot camp or you can join the marines for free and genuinely learn amazing lessons and meet great people that will improve you mentally and physically as a person

    • @michaeldunn8972
      @michaeldunn8972 9 месяцев назад +1

      The Marines have standards.

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 6 месяцев назад

      Army, Air force, navy.
      Any militia must have Standarts
      I dunno which is most impressive tho

  • @logger22
    @logger22 9 месяцев назад +15

    I’m 21 and never understood the concept of the “alpha” male mindset. Like how 50 year old men tell you cheesy one liners that will get you women or what kind of things to wear to attract someone like an animal. The only thing that ever worked for me was being open and asking someone out.

  • @Ohitslink
    @Ohitslink 9 месяцев назад +32

    A Boot Camp is crazy☠️

  • @D-S-G.
    @D-S-G. 9 месяцев назад +24

    "Alpha" means top of the pack, dominant figure. A boot camp has many students, who all want to be top of the pack. Alpha male boot camp is fortnite confirmed.

    • @calebloudd2473
      @calebloudd2473 9 месяцев назад +8

      And none of them are cracked

  • @warhammer40k19
    @warhammer40k19 9 месяцев назад +34

    All right to be completely balanced now we need the sjw camp just to see how similar the behavior is for both

    • @donnerblitzen1388
      @donnerblitzen1388 9 месяцев назад +11

      I am seeing a reality tv show happening soon here…anyone else?

    • @Notpoop906
      @Notpoop906 9 месяцев назад +8

      have you not seen the antifa combat training videos? they're just as absurd if not worse

    • @TheSilentWalkerz
      @TheSilentWalkerz 9 месяцев назад +2

      You mean a degree in gender studies or lgbt dance theory?

    • @shadowtoad95
      @shadowtoad95 6 месяцев назад +1

      Good gosh. A battle between these two camps of cringe will be legendary.

  • @sdfgh6017
    @sdfgh6017 9 месяцев назад +4

    Or just join the army and get yelled at for free and eventually get self respect and benefits after awhile?

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 6 месяцев назад

      But do you know why do you get yell and who's the peeple getting. Yell at?!?

  • @harrisonkorkos
    @harrisonkorkos 9 месяцев назад +3

    "GET IN THE TUB GARY GET IN THE TUB"

  • @homuraakemi4559
    @homuraakemi4559 9 месяцев назад +9

    This is what we call, gravy SEALS

  • @Xer6xes
    @Xer6xes 9 месяцев назад +2

    5:14 parents when their child hasn't bathed in a month

  • @combatsenpai5285
    @combatsenpai5285 9 месяцев назад +9

    Just Failed Drill Sgts who never made it through the course.

  • @Martianig
    @Martianig 9 месяцев назад +44

    There is no way bro😭

  • @ClassifiedDocz
    @ClassifiedDocz 9 месяцев назад +8

    It’s compensation for not having dealt with any real trauma , final stage of alpha is like going to jail or military experience , poverty or death of a loved one. Without it they feel like how everyone watching these vids see alphas in general

  • @jamilantwi6678
    @jamilantwi6678 9 месяцев назад +8

    I feel like this is what happens when you don’t have a father or a father figure in your life.

  • @nativeoriginsent.entertain9637
    @nativeoriginsent.entertain9637 9 месяцев назад +2

    Optimus channelling Riley from the boondocks 😂

  • @Stereo-hb2lo
    @Stereo-hb2lo 9 месяцев назад +13

    the irony of going to an alpha male bootcamp will never cease to humor me

  • @antoinecharlesdegaulle580
    @antoinecharlesdegaulle580 9 месяцев назад +3

    They went to an Alpha Male bootcamp to be treated like a Beta male bootcamp?

  • @nicodemous52
    @nicodemous52 9 месяцев назад +6

    Anyone calling themselves an alpha male is the biggest give away they are not alpha. Alphas don't even really know they are alpha, it's an energy they give others receive, it's not a title to be claimed.

  • @AntarcticaUniverse
    @AntarcticaUniverse 9 месяцев назад +2

    To Be a Top G you gotta be on top of a G.... Literally 💀💀💀

  • @CognitoH4zrd
    @CognitoH4zrd 9 месяцев назад +2

    That boot camp must reek of insecurity...

  • @FluttershyIsAGoddess
    @FluttershyIsAGoddess 9 месяцев назад +7

    Alpha Male bootcamp? They should just get a job, it’s far more impressive. 💀

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah
      And the people who paid do have an actual job
      They just wanted a course in how to be firm, resilient, independent, etc, but they picked,a wanna be army camp, because they don't know any better.

  • @Fractal_blip
    @Fractal_blip 9 месяцев назад +9

    Definitely feels like an MDE sketch

  • @ReinKayomi
    @ReinKayomi 9 месяцев назад +1

    I bet they play phonk music 24/7 with retina burning TikTok edits

  • @overnexus.
    @overnexus. 9 месяцев назад +6

    No father speedrun

  • @Flesh_Wizard
    @Flesh_Wizard 9 месяцев назад +4

    Alpha Male Boot Camp: where you train hard to become your ultimate helium nucleus form

  • @LiquidBreath518
    @LiquidBreath518 9 месяцев назад +2

    Maybe tangential but those guys in the doorway reminded me if this one time when I was at work, carrying out filing boxes, this one guy's wife showed up to confront his mistress who worked there. Most awkward moment of my life having to walk through several times carrying boxes of files while this whole soapopera unfolded

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 9 месяцев назад +3

    I'm probably a bigger alpha male than these dudes, and I'm a woman!

  • @ShazzledWolf32
    @ShazzledWolf32 9 месяцев назад +2

    Not an alpha male or a beta male either but I would never do ANY of this…this personally reminds me of the
    “imagine paying a girl not to cheat on you”
    Video that optimus uploaded years back
    Any Beta males reading this…don’t ever do what these guys did you guys have way more self respect than this

  • @manahakume9870
    @manahakume9870 9 месяцев назад +7

    why spend 7k to get yelled at when you can join the army and get paid for it xD

    • @Cuzzo317
      @Cuzzo317 9 месяцев назад

      They don't get yelled at in the army

    • @manahakume9870
      @manahakume9870 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Cuzzo317 have you never met a drill sergeant? o.o;;;

    • @Cuzzo317
      @Cuzzo317 9 месяцев назад

      @manahakume9870 you easily find this information online but to answer your question, yes, plenty

    • @manahakume9870
      @manahakume9870 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Cuzzo317 well my dads been to boot camp, so im gonna believe him over your imaginary 'do your own research' sources :3

  • @askedend6687
    @askedend6687 9 месяцев назад +2

    $7,000.00 a use the money for used toyota corolla to work.

  • @rachelhartland6192
    @rachelhartland6192 9 месяцев назад +1

    A real alpha male doesn’t need this humiliation lol

  • @justakettlehelm1673
    @justakettlehelm1673 9 месяцев назад +3

    I'd love to see any of these "alpha male instructors" go to a real boot camp and try that nonsense with an RDC or a drill sergeant.

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 6 месяцев назад

      The wouldn't, some of them were military, apparently, so yes they re wrong, but they aren't dumb
      The creator of the project is a rich civilian.

  • @TheRandomEpicVideos
    @TheRandomEpicVideos 9 месяцев назад +13

    Astrology for men

  • @iansvideodump3864
    @iansvideodump3864 9 месяцев назад +2

    The idea of "alpha males" is so beyond regular internet cringe. And it saddens me that there is a community large enough for this not to be as mainstream as it is.

  • @emory5533
    @emory5533 9 месяцев назад +1

    Whats sad is that they have a camp for teenage boys too and some dads are sending their kids to get some very expensive trauma

  • @deathgun1734
    @deathgun1734 9 месяцев назад +2

    Imagine spending thousands of dollars to go to a rip-off basic training session to be an "alpha" instead of joining the millitary.

  • @brandonr5800
    @brandonr5800 9 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine someone asks you what do you do for a living well i am a alpha male Bootcamp instructor 😂😂😂

  • @missrebel634
    @missrebel634 9 месяцев назад +1

    If I wanted to be screamed at and humiliated, I'd just hire a dominatrix or what the male version is called lol. It's cheaper too.

  • @roykalager2360
    @roykalager2360 9 месяцев назад +4

    It's to see how well you hold up under pressure.

    • @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns
      @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns 9 месяцев назад +6

      I bet all these guys want to try to be under each other's "pressure"

  • @Suarez05
    @Suarez05 9 месяцев назад

    This is even More Worse than the Fox show "Special Forces".

  • @adox8574
    @adox8574 9 месяцев назад +4

    There are plenty of ways to increase your mental stamina and resilience that are less cringy and expensive. I am not even opposed to the concept of hiring basically a life coach from someone who can give you a good format for self-improvement and get to know you and your pitfalls and help you improve on them.
    That being said, a lot of the comments here and Optimus take are also cringy. The idea that because these clowns weren't listening to their teacher or whatever that it somehow makes him look less "alpha". That makes me wonder, what do y'all mean by alpha? Because the direct implication of that idea is that he should have forced them in order to be "alpha". That's a very dumb way to think and doesn't map onto reality whatsoever. No "alpha" or "leader" is going to force you to do anything. Join the military and refuse orders in boot camp; they aren't going to beat you into submission. They will threaten to kick you out, and if you then decide to shape up and listen, you will get smoked relentlessly as a punishment, then monitor your behavior for improvements. If you refuse after the threat, they will just kick you out.

  • @Sanchotheghoul
    @Sanchotheghoul 8 месяцев назад

    This is hidden insecurity. And immaturity. Hey it rhymes.

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 9 месяцев назад +5

    Artificial Wombs are the solution. Change my mind.

    • @donnerblitzen1388
      @donnerblitzen1388 9 месяцев назад +6

      No futanari comments today? Yer slipping!

    • @personexistingnot
      @personexistingnot 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@donnerblitzen1388he is a changed man😂.

    • @jaym5880
      @jaym5880 9 месяцев назад +2

      Nah, having a functional, complete, and a happy family that values sticking together is the solution.

  • @horrordragon2010
    @horrordragon2010 9 месяцев назад +2

    I bet Myron from Fresh and Fit, would approve of this 👌 😂

  • @PigGuy2301
    @PigGuy2301 9 месяцев назад +7

    People really make money off insecure people. Sad

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 9 месяцев назад +1

      This was always the case throughout history

  • @zmr7076
    @zmr7076 9 месяцев назад +1

    6:36 so basically some werewolf furry trying to be dominant

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 9 месяцев назад +2

    Welcome to Clown Planet, ladies and gentlemen.

  • @mathiasbartl903
    @mathiasbartl903 9 месяцев назад

    Look if dieing in a war is a hard no for you, instead of the army you can still join the fire department .

  • @shadowtoad95
    @shadowtoad95 6 месяцев назад

    This is the true definition of "Compensating for something".

  • @NotThatGuyTBH
    @NotThatGuyTBH 9 месяцев назад +1

    As a fellow Ohioan, a Costco downtown is nuts ngl

  • @Gamer1990100
    @Gamer1990100 9 месяцев назад +3

    Join the military there's your alpha male training

    • @pauljerome01
      @pauljerome01 9 месяцев назад

      be emasculated in the military and become the barrack bunny, doesnt change much besides ptsd and being thrown away by the government

    • @Bandera51
      @Bandera51 8 месяцев назад

      @@pauljerome01
      How would you know? Are you in the military?

  • @ayomri1914
    @ayomri1914 9 месяцев назад +8

    Here's a neat little life hack to not only get into "Alpha-male" bootcamp for free but to get paid for it aswell. It's called "joining the marines" you'll get the same treatment and they'll pay you. You might get shot or end up with crippling trauma but hey atleast everybody thanks you for your service (not that it'll help much).

  • @Jables2317
    @Jables2317 9 месяцев назад

    “Betas online who are willing to spend $7,000 to go to a parking lot to get yelled at by another grown man”. Hahahahaha 😂😂

  • @lonewolffang
    @lonewolffang 9 месяцев назад

    Some people have money to burn to find self-esteem. For that kind of money, I'll just look in a mirror and find it myself.

  • @TexasNationalist1836
    @TexasNationalist1836 3 месяца назад

    The problem with this alpha male boot camp is they try to act like how THEY think drill instructors act they just scream and yell because that’s what they think being a DI is but what they don’t see is a drill instructor pushing you to be better and actually having a heart to heart with a recruit or actually motivating them and connecting with recruits

  • @giovannigiorgio831
    @giovannigiorgio831 9 месяцев назад

    A bunch of guys with low self-esteem getting yelled at by a wannabe drill sergeant. It’s sad to watch.

  • @davidromero2704
    @davidromero2704 9 месяцев назад

    Oh god, they're still at it with this🤣. Haven't seen this yet but gonna make the "watches GI Jane once" joke

  • @GRlMME
    @GRlMME 9 месяцев назад

    Bro you could’ve gave 20 bucks to the local crackhead and he would’ve done everything those instructors did but better

  • @allys744
    @allys744 9 месяцев назад +1

    Nothing says self loathing like throwing thousands of dollars just to get berated for no reason. What a scam

  • @relentlesschaos7445
    @relentlesschaos7445 9 месяцев назад +1

    With the many "Alpha Male" channels nowadays, seems like everyone is an alpha now😂😂

  • @Cheez-It92
    @Cheez-It92 9 месяцев назад

    Seems like a Wargames kind of situation. "The only winning move is not to play"