Generally the same story - until the end. Chalmers leaves thinking Skinner's cooking ability does not outweigh his strangeness, making all of Seymour's immense efforts for nought.
You even scrambled Mrs. Skinner's only 2 lines help! Help! No mother seymour the house is on fire 🔥 it's just the northern lights That's also hilarious
The Superintendant's gonna need his medication tonight, there'll be trouble in town when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations. Skinner with his crazy explanations. It is all grammatically correct if you can imagine the punctionation
Technically, the last thing Chalmers said doesn't convey the same meaning. You are an odd fellow but you steam a good ham =/= you steam a good ham but you are an odd fellow.
Dinem Sko Then you should know that the syntax is quiet similar, with the only exception that you can shuffle the word order. If I would translate this video word by word to german, it would still sound garbage.
@@crimsondynamo615 he doesnt lack self confidence since he still thinks the luncheon will be unforgettable, he just isnt sure if Chalmers is ready for it
"Help! Help!" "No, mother!" Had me cackling! I didn't think I'd like the rearranged dialogue, but it worked out in the end with some delightful surprises! Brava!
For the intro, I would've done "Skinner with his lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight. The Superintendent's gonna need his medication when he hears Skinner's crazy explanations." But still, this video was hilarious.
I would go with Skinner with his lame explanations When the Superintendent hears exaggerations, There'll be trouble. He's gonna need his medication. Skinner's crazy in town tonight.
At long last, all those years of our English teachers teaching us to rearrange compound and complex sentences to identify clauses, verbs, and other parts of sentences has finally paid off. They were preparing us for this day all along.
Chalmers: "Well -- despite your directions -- I made it, Seymour." Skinner: "Ah, welcome, Superintendent Chalmers! You're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon, I hope." Chalmers: "Ngiueh." === Skinner: "(Gasps) My roast is ruined! Oh egads!" Skinner: "But, what if... I were to purchase in disguise fast food as my own cooking?" Skinner: "Ho ho ho hoh ho (inhales), Seymour, delightfully devilish!" === Chalmers: "Uh-" [cue song] "The superintendent's gonna need his medication in town tonight There'll be trouble, when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations: Skinner, with his crazy explanations..." [end song] Chalmers: "Seymour!!!" === Skinner: "Superintendent! Care 'ta join me? Isometric exercise, on the windowsill! I was just -- eh -- just stretching my calves!" Chalmers: "Seymour, why is there smoke coming out of your oven?" Skinner: "Ah, uh... ohh!! It's steam -- that isn't smoke! We're having steamed clams! Steam from the steamed clams! Mmmm!..." === Skinner: (exhales in relief) "Whooh..." === Skinner: "You're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers, I hope, superintendent!" Chalmers: "I... thought we were having steamed clams." Skinner: "I said steamed hams, d'oh no! That's what I call hamburgers." Chalmers: "You call hamburgers steamed hams?" Skinner: "Yes!" Chalmers: "Ah-huh." Skinner: "It's a regional dialect." Chalmers: "Uh, what region?" Skinner: "New York? D'uh... upstate." Chalmers: "Really. Well I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams' -- I'm from Utica." Skinner: "Oh, it's an Albany expression, not in Utica, no." Chalmers: "I see." Chalmers: "These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger, y'know." Skinner: "Ho ho ho ho, no! (Inhales) Old family recipe! Patented Skinner burgers!" Chalmers: "...for steamed hams." Skinner: "Yes!" Chalmers: "Yes. Despite the fact they are obviously grilled, you call them steamed hams." Skinner: "One thing I sh-... You know, th-... (Inhales)... N- y- uh-... 'scuse me for one second." Chalmers: "Of course." === Skinner: "Ah... well! I'm pooped. Good time was had by all -- that was wonderful." Chalmers: "Yes, I should be- What is happening in there, good lord?!" Skinner: "Aurora borealis?" Chalmers: "A- Aurora borealis?! Localized in this part of the country, entirely within your kitchen, at this time of day, at this time of the year?!" Skinner: "Yes." Chalmers: "May I see it?" Skinner: "No." === Agnes: "Help! Help!" Skinner: "No, mother." Chalmers: "Well, Seymour, you steam a good ham, but I must say: you are an odd fellow." Agnes: "Seymour, the house is on fire!" Skinner: "It's just the northern lights."
the best part about this video is that it demonstrates the importance of active voice vs. passive voice -- something important in fields like technical writing
I guess you're right. Technically that makes two words missing. I actually think the "and" is in there in my editor, but it's just mixed in so fast it doesn't really sound like it's there. Regardless, bonus cookie for you. I'll update the description and note your accomplishment. There is still one word that glaringly remains missing though.
The missing word is "it" In the original he says "but what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise IT as my own cooking" in this version he says, "but what if, I were to purchase and disguise fast food as my own cooking"
The 'it' is the missing one at 0:22 -"but what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking" -"but what if... I were to purchase and disguise fast food as my own cooking"
Yoda version: *ding dong* Well Seymour, it, I made, depsite your directions. Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! An unforgettable luncheon, I hope you're prepared for! Yeah. *gasp* Oh ye gods, ruined, my roast is! But what if… fast food, I were to purchase, and as my own cooking, disguise it? Ho ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour. Uh? _Skinner with his crazy explanations_ _The Superintendent's medication, he's gonna need_ _Skinner's lame exaggerations, when he hears_ _Trouble, there'll be, in town tonight!_ SEEEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR Superintendent… uh- just stretching my calves on the windowsill, I was! Isometric exercise, care to join me? Why your oven, is smoke coming out of, Seymour? Uh, ooh! Smoke that isn't, steam it is. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams! Whoo! Superintendent, mouthwatering hamburgers, I hope you're ready for! I thought steamed clams, we were having. Doh, no, "steamed hams" I said! What hamburgers, I call, that is. Hamburgers, you call "steamed hams?" Yes! A regional dialect it is. Uh-huh. Eh what region? Uuuuupstate New York? Really. Well Utica, I'm from, and the phrase "steamed hams," I've never heard anyone use. Oh, not in Utica, no, an Albany expression it is. I see. Y'know, Krusty Burger, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at. Doh ho ho ho, no! Patented Skinner burgers, old family recipe! For steamed hams? Yes! Yes, and "steamed hams," you call them despite the fact, obviously grilled, they are. Y- you know th- one thing I sh- me, excuse for one second. Of course. *Y A W N* Well, wonderful that was! By all, a good time was had, pooped I am! Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD, IN THERE WHAT IS HAPPENING? Aurora Borealis? Uh? AURORA BOREALIS. AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN. Yes! It, may I see? No. SEYMOUR! FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON! No, mother, just the Northern Lights it is. Well Seymour, an odd fellow you are, but I must say… a good ham, you steam. HEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPP
Love how Skinner initially just says "No, Mother." No mention of the Northern Lights, just utter refusal to assist her in whatever she's doing, which, mind you, we cannot yet assume is fire-related.
That one kid who he swears his essay isn't plagiarised.
...I was that kid...
Kid, that I was...
Was I that kid...
That kid... I was
Kid, I was that
"HEEEELP! HEEEELP!"
"No mother"
Skinner is a cold bastard xd
Yeah that got real dark real quick.
That made me laugh
Skinners a dick
HAHAHAHAHAH YES
"Help! Help!"
"No, mother."
Seymour has finally revolted.
Good, she’s been holding him back
Generally the same story - until the end. Chalmers leaves thinking Skinner's cooking ability does not outweigh his strangeness, making all of Seymour's immense efforts for nought.
Mission failed! We’ll get em next time!
@@Hayden_Lummus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the way he runs away I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣
And so the house being allowed to burn down for the sake of Seymour’s elaborate lies is even more senseless
@@bellowingsilence its just the northern lights
The Bad Ending
Cold AF Chalmers at the end. "Well, you cook okay, but you're weird." - and then walks off without a word.
How very peculiar. Wonder if it's ever happened before?
I dunno if it's as cold as Skinner telling his mom 'no' when she cried for help 😆
@@CondensedComments So cold that it'll be enough to put out the house fire
Noooo mother d;
It's written like comic-strip humor.
But overall, better at some points, such as, "Help!..." And he responds, "No, Mother."
The reversal of Chalmers’ last lines makes him sound less approving.
Well I would be, if Skinner spoke like that
The precedent after "but" usually lands more in dialogue 🤔🤔😊
@@DeadwoodJawn what does landing mean
@@ryanhernandez8324 The idea after ‘but’ typically has a heavier impact, as it’s stated as if it outweighs the first idea.
@@grayanddevpdx Ah, I see. Thank you!
Steamed Hams but the writers got a B- in grammar class
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19 2000 steamed hams but the writers had a F- on hihgschool
More like a c+
miguel ortega
"hihgschool"
Noah greatest hmmm depends on the district and grading system I guess
0:57
"Its steam, that isnt smoke, we're having steamed clams"
That sounds more believable than the original line
He's a moron he didn't word it correctly
Mmm, steamed clams!
Steam from the steamed clams. Mmmmmm!
0:59
:0 FELLOW RALSEI!
You even scrambled Skinner's "hoh hoh hoh". That's hilarious.
You even scrambled Mrs. Skinner's only 2 lines help! Help! No mother seymour the house is on fire 🔥 it's just the northern lights
That's also hilarious
"These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger, YA KNOW?"
You owe me a challenge.
I read this in a Boston accent
Almost makes it sound like it’s just an observation instead of calling Seymour out
@@campfortson4387 "Er ah, these hambuhgahs ah quite similah to er ah, the ones they have at Krusty Buhgah, YA KNOW?"
--Mayor Quimby, probably
Plot Twist: Chalmers is actually Raijin from Final Fantasy VIII.
You could have used "There is smoke coming out of your oven. Why Seymour?"
I had so many ideas like that.
Steamed Hams, but the writers are native Spanish speakers
Or "Seymour, why is smoke coming out of your oven there?"
"Seymour, why out of your oven is there coming smoke?"
What I love is that this is all grammatically correct, as far as I can tell.
Not all of it
The Superintendant's gonna need his medication tonight, there'll be trouble in town when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations. Skinner with his crazy explanations.
It is all grammatically correct if you can imagine the punctionation
Then you’re grammar are sucks.
Technically, the last thing Chalmers said doesn't convey the same meaning. You are an odd fellow but you steam a good ham =/= you steam a good ham but you are an odd fellow.
Tom Walker *your
German sentence syntax in a nutshell
Ville Ruokonen no
Dinem Sko Then you should know that the syntax is quiet similar, with the only exception that you can shuffle the word order. If I would translate this video word by word to german, it would still sound garbage.
To a lesser extent, Japanese sentence syntax, too.
DragonAce quite*
Just needs a few 15-syllable compound words.
"You're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! I hope..." sounds so threatening, I love it.
Sounds more like he’s unsure if chalmers would like it, like he has no self confidence.
oh hey i just commented on your video cool
nice pfp
@@crimsondynamo615 he doesnt lack self confidence since he still thinks the luncheon will be unforgettable, he just isnt sure if Chalmers is ready for it
Fag
1:56 this made him seem even more stressed than the original.
What is happening in there? GOOD LORD
A- Aurora Borealis?!
Localized, in this part of the country, entirely within your kitchen, at this time of day, at this time of year?
Aurora borealis
"aurora borealis, localized in this part of the country, entirely within your kitchen, at this time of day, at this time of year" My favourite bit
HELP!
No, Mother.
*“HELP! HEEEEELP!”*
“No, Mother!”
I love your profile picture!
Darker than 90% dark chocolate...
*HEEELP*
*HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!*
_no, mother_
"Help! Help!" "No, mother!" Had me cackling! I didn't think I'd like the rearranged dialogue, but it worked out in the end with some delightful surprises! Brava!
“New York, uh… upstate.”
This sounds more like he’s making it up on the spot.
0:27 the fact you moved one of his laughs around was the best part of all of this to me lol
Well Seymour... You steam a good ham. But I must say... You're an odd fellow... *leaves* XD
The missing word is "it" at 0:25. In the original, it was "disguise it as my own cooking" but the "it" is gone.
Nice. I found the "and" at 1:30 but not the "it."
And "going" at 2:11
@@caligusto He never said "going". It was "Yes I should be-GOOD LORD!"
The funny part about this is that it wouldn’t be that bad if the voice actors redubbed it with different enunciations.
Ah, Welcome Superintendent Chalmers! You're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon... (i hope!)
I love this. It sounds so threatening. Completely underrated imo.
For the intro, I would've done "Skinner with his lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight. The Superintendent's gonna need his medication when he hears Skinner's crazy explanations."
But still, this video was hilarious.
I would go with
Skinner with his lame explanations
When the Superintendent hears exaggerations,
There'll be trouble. He's gonna need his medication.
Skinner's crazy in town tonight.
At long last, all those years of our English teachers teaching us to rearrange compound and complex sentences to identify clauses, verbs, and other parts of sentences has finally paid off. They were preparing us for this day all along.
2:36 I think that's the best line, lol. Also the "Help!", "No, mother."
0:15 "RUINED IS MY ROAST!"
Holy crap! These scrambled words actually make perfect sentences.
actually the janky talking that Seymour has when lying about the smoke sounds like stuttering so that kinda works
Chalmers: "Well -- despite your directions -- I made it, Seymour."
Skinner: "Ah, welcome, Superintendent Chalmers! You're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon, I hope."
Chalmers: "Ngiueh."
===
Skinner: "(Gasps) My roast is ruined! Oh egads!"
Skinner: "But, what if... I were to purchase in disguise fast food as my own cooking?"
Skinner: "Ho ho ho hoh ho (inhales), Seymour, delightfully devilish!"
===
Chalmers: "Uh-"
[cue song]
"The superintendent's gonna need his medication in town tonight
There'll be trouble, when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations:
Skinner, with his crazy explanations..."
[end song]
Chalmers: "Seymour!!!"
===
Skinner: "Superintendent! Care 'ta join me? Isometric exercise, on the windowsill! I was just -- eh -- just stretching my calves!"
Chalmers: "Seymour, why is there smoke coming out of your oven?"
Skinner: "Ah, uh... ohh!! It's steam -- that isn't smoke! We're having steamed clams! Steam from the steamed clams! Mmmm!..."
===
Skinner: (exhales in relief) "Whooh..."
===
Skinner: "You're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers, I hope, superintendent!"
Chalmers: "I... thought we were having steamed clams."
Skinner: "I said steamed hams, d'oh no! That's what I call hamburgers."
Chalmers: "You call hamburgers steamed hams?"
Skinner: "Yes!"
Chalmers: "Ah-huh."
Skinner: "It's a regional dialect."
Chalmers: "Uh, what region?"
Skinner: "New York? D'uh... upstate."
Chalmers: "Really. Well I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams' -- I'm from Utica."
Skinner: "Oh, it's an Albany expression, not in Utica, no."
Chalmers: "I see."
Chalmers: "These hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger, y'know."
Skinner: "Ho ho ho ho, no! (Inhales) Old family recipe! Patented Skinner burgers!"
Chalmers: "...for steamed hams."
Skinner: "Yes!"
Chalmers: "Yes. Despite the fact they are obviously grilled, you call them steamed hams."
Skinner: "One thing I sh-... You know, th-... (Inhales)... N- y- uh-... 'scuse me for one second."
Chalmers: "Of course."
===
Skinner: "Ah... well! I'm pooped. Good time was had by all -- that was wonderful."
Chalmers: "Yes, I should be- What is happening in there, good lord?!"
Skinner: "Aurora borealis?"
Chalmers: "A- Aurora borealis?! Localized in this part of the country, entirely within your kitchen, at this time of day, at this time of the year?!"
Skinner: "Yes."
Chalmers: "May I see it?"
Skinner: "No."
===
Agnes: "Help! Help!"
Skinner: "No, mother."
Chalmers: "Well, Seymour, you steam a good ham, but I must say: you are an odd fellow."
Agnes: "Seymour, the house is on fire!"
Skinner: "It's just the northern lights."
[single split second of fire engine]
*HEEEEEELLLLP!*
"No mother"
2:31 "HEEELP! HEEEEELP!" "No, Mother" XD
Love how they also scrambled the laughter.
1:21 This is such a realistic conversation, geez.
why does the start of the regional dialect conversation actually flow better than it normally does
“Help!” “Help”. “No mother”. That cracked me up 😂
So basically they all talk like Yoda.
No, because otherwise there would've been lines such as "Ruined, my roast is"
DJ oshit, I accidentally responded to the wrong comments. Sorry
FellianTheDragon think that's the next meme
"Well, despite your directions, I made it, Seymour."
Luncheon unforgettable
the song makes no sense but the rest so far is fine
Jett James thanks for your review of the first 48 seconds of this video.
This might be the best steamed hams edit ever made.
Also, I find Skinner's line at 1:35 funnier than the original.
This makes Seymour seem more panicked and Chalmers generally still makes sense. Good job.
When you're so severely dyslexic, that you recreate coherent descriptions.
Well Seymour, you steamed a good ham.
But I must say, you’re an odd fellow.
This sentence looks way more negative.
Well Seymour, you steam an odd ham, but I must say you're a good fellow.
@TheMostFrench this works out too.
That's syntax for ya
“You’re an odd fellow Seymour. But well… you steam a good ham.” could’ve been a more positive outlook
The original actors trying to say the lines years later and annoying hardcore fans by getting them wrong
NO MOTHER
Blue-slushy I think I laughed for a good minute after that bit
"HELP! _HEEEEELLLLP!!!!!!!_ "
"No, Mother..." LOL
Mother: HEEEEELLLPP!!!
Seymour: *N O M O T H E R*
When you use the wrong formula but get the correct answer
this does indeed convey _generally_ the same story.
the best part about this video is that it demonstrates the importance of active voice vs. passive voice -- something important in fields like technical writing
In a parallel universe this is the script
This is so satisfying for some reason
The way he asks about the Aurora Borealis makes it not a question out of doubt, but as if it happens once a year.
That moment when grammarly hates everything about what you've written and changes th order of everything.
A good video for discussing syntax and sentence construction.
This video should have been titled, "The words are scrambled in a way that generally conveys the same story but Steam Hams"
What it's like learning Japanese, this is.
this just feels unscripted more like a natural conversation lol
"Help! HALP!"
"No, mother."
I love how skinner sounds even more desperate when lying
I don't know why "It's an Albany expression, not in Utica, no" is cracking me up so hard
"HEEEELP!!!"
"No Mother"
I missed this the first time, but I’m glad I caught it now
When Yoda recites Steamed Hams
"Help, help!"
"No, mother."
Lol that ending XD
Wow reversing the order of a compliment and an insult really changes the impression left
I found the word that was cut. It's "and". 1:30
I guess you're right. Technically that makes two words missing. I actually think the "and" is in there in my editor, but it's just mixed in so fast it doesn't really sound like it's there. Regardless, bonus cookie for you. I'll update the description and note your accomplishment.
There is still one word that glaringly remains missing though.
For some reason I can't reply on DapperFox, so this is one of my alts. Anyways,
Time to search
Found it. It's "it" 0:21
SHIT. YOU BOTH BEAT ME.
YOU OWE ME A CHALLENGE.
"can i copy your homework"
"yeah but change it a bit"
I liked the scrambled "ho oh oh ho"
This is the best and worst steaming of hams
The missing word is "it" In the original he says "but what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise IT as my own cooking" in this version he says, "but what if, I were to purchase and disguise fast food as my own cooking"
Meanwhile in another dimention slightly different than ours
"What if i purchase and disguise fast food as my own cooking"
"What if I *were to* purchase fast food and disguise *it* as my own cooking?"
The 'it' is the missing one at 0:22
-"but what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking"
-"but what if... I were to purchase and disguise fast food as my own cooking"
Part of me was really hoping that the aurora borealis bit would just be normal
"HeeLP! HEEYLP!"
*"no mother"*
"Disguise *it* as my own cooking" That's missing.
Yoda version:
*ding dong*
Well Seymour, it, I made, depsite your directions.
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! An unforgettable luncheon, I hope you're prepared for!
Yeah.
*gasp* Oh ye gods, ruined, my roast is! But what if… fast food, I were to purchase, and as my own cooking, disguise it? Ho ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Uh?
_Skinner with his crazy explanations_
_The Superintendent's medication, he's gonna need_
_Skinner's lame exaggerations, when he hears_
_Trouble, there'll be, in town tonight!_
SEEEEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR
Superintendent… uh- just stretching my calves on the windowsill, I was! Isometric exercise, care to join me?
Why your oven, is smoke coming out of, Seymour?
Uh, ooh! Smoke that isn't, steam it is. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams! Whoo!
Superintendent, mouthwatering hamburgers, I hope you're ready for!
I thought steamed clams, we were having.
Doh, no, "steamed hams" I said! What hamburgers, I call, that is.
Hamburgers, you call "steamed hams?"
Yes! A regional dialect it is.
Uh-huh. Eh what region?
Uuuuupstate New York?
Really. Well Utica, I'm from, and the phrase "steamed hams," I've never heard anyone use.
Oh, not in Utica, no, an Albany expression it is.
I see.
Y'know, Krusty Burger, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at.
Doh ho ho ho, no! Patented Skinner burgers, old family recipe!
For steamed hams?
Yes!
Yes, and "steamed hams," you call them despite the fact, obviously grilled, they are.
Y- you know th- one thing I sh- me, excuse for one second.
Of course.
*Y A W N* Well, wonderful that was! By all, a good time was had, pooped I am!
Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD, IN THERE WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Aurora Borealis?
Uh? AURORA BOREALIS. AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN.
Yes!
It, may I see?
No.
SEYMOUR! FIRE, THE HOUSE IS ON!
No, mother, just the Northern Lights it is.
Well Seymour, an odd fellow you are, but I must say… a good ham, you steam.
HEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPP
i like how he also scrambled the "ho ho ho"
in the alternative universe:
New York. Uhhh, Upstate?
HEEEEEELP!
No, mother.
Switching the "ho ho ho"s was amazing.
Steamed hams but it’s in passive voice
Probably the only Steamed Hams video I've seen where I actually sat through the whole thing!
I don't think any of these will ever get old.
“Be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon…I hope”
"Seymour... why is there smoke coming out of your oven?"
Actually sounds better than the original on paper.
Love how Skinner initially just says "No, Mother." No mention of the Northern Lights, just utter refusal to assist her in whatever she's doing, which, mind you, we cannot yet assume is fire-related.
I'd been watching this for a total of 3 seconds before I decided I loved it
LOL 🤣 She asks for help, and he says "No!"
steamed hams but it's in passive voice
When you learn different word orders in foreign language classes
"You steam a good ham but I must say you are an odd fellow" Chalmers basically says that you cook good but that doesn't outweigh your weirdness