Illegal Things You Should Never Do in Minecraft

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @skipthetutorial
    @skipthetutorial  5 лет назад +5094

    plant the trees, please
    teamtrees.org/

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 4 года назад +1421

    2019: Don't waste your diamond on a hoe
    2020: Netherite Hoe *exists*

  • @lockuplex
    @lockuplex 5 лет назад +8504

    Want to see the most illegal thing i own?
    Vertical slabs

    • @leafvii_
      @leafvii_ 5 лет назад +221

      your pfp is my reaction rn

    • @haamiarii
      @haamiarii 5 лет назад +40

      Fabe•Chan Presents mine too

    • @jakehowell6392
      @jakehowell6392 5 лет назад +123

      What is the hack? I NEED IT PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!! PLEASEEEEE!😭
      Ok since so many of ya fools keep replying to me about mods and resource packs and stuff let me clarify one thing that I shouldn’t have to.
      THIS.
      IS.
      A.
      JOKE.

    •  5 лет назад +13

      Unholy..

    • @J4KER
      @J4KER 5 лет назад +72

      I think it should be in game. It is the #1 think minecraft needs

  • @HaroldandKumarGoToWhiteCastle
    @HaroldandKumarGoToWhiteCastle 5 лет назад +2168

    i'm dissapointed you didn't show Keemstar's mistake in mining diamonds with a stone pickaxe for number 1

  • @dinnerlord65
    @dinnerlord65 3 года назад +113

    Skip: now I'm not good at building
    Also skip: casually shows off amazing house

  • @shadwninja592
    @shadwninja592 5 лет назад +820

    Me: **Eating a rotten flesh**
    Also me: **Dosent get hunger effect**
    Me: *I use the hunger to destroy the hunger*

  • @CybeastID
    @CybeastID 5 лет назад +641

    4:53
    "There is no reason to make a diamond hoe".
    Except for the achievement for breaking one by using up all its durability.

    • @rubixtheslime
      @rubixtheslime 5 лет назад +31

      r/diamondhoemasterrace
      It's clearly the best item in the game.

    • @a1goldenrunner
      @a1goldenrunner 5 лет назад +11

      How else will I make my chest full of boats and hoes?

    • @absolutecuppa1337
      @absolutecuppa1337 5 лет назад +3

      I think the achievement is bugged anyways

    • @raidarthegunwizard4520
      @raidarthegunwizard4520 5 лет назад +3

      Just buy one from the tool smith villager after you infect-cure him

    • @knyt0
      @knyt0 5 лет назад +1

      @@absolutecuppa1337 it's not

  • @natalie022
    @natalie022 5 лет назад +462

    “Chucking your trusty Pickaxe into the flames”
    *throws sword*

    • @GlowInTheDarkThreads
      @GlowInTheDarkThreads 4 года назад +8

      Throws the dragon egg

    • @hipeople9856
      @hipeople9856 4 года назад +10

      *throws literally everything except for a pickaxe*

    • @prodriguez353
      @prodriguez353 4 года назад +2

      Ha ha he he he, o no no no no no he he ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhh

    • @JoyGamerBoy_yt
      @JoyGamerBoy_yt 3 года назад +2

      *ELYTRA ALSO*
      IDK how he threw all those😯😯😯

  • @Passion4Tone
    @Passion4Tone 3 года назад +324

    Your right, rabbit stew is “Stewpid.”

  • @Benny_Bear1
    @Benny_Bear1 4 года назад +401

    1:20 “number 3, the nether is no place to be reckless.”
    Dream: *running around and jumping like a madman*

    • @Benny_Bear1
      @Benny_Bear1 4 года назад +10

      1:15 not 1:20 sorry

    • @MisterBrick42
      @MisterBrick42 4 года назад +24

      I mean in the man hunt series, Standing still is the most dangerous thing he could do.

    • @Benny_Bear1
      @Benny_Bear1 4 года назад +6

      JJ M very true

    • @shwabble1773
      @shwabble1773 4 года назад +4

      Yea true

    • @notnivde
      @notnivde 4 года назад +2

      I’m a Human bruh Edit your comment instead of correcting yourself in the replies smh

  • @sleepyysleep
    @sleepyysleep 4 года назад +695

    “mining straight to earth’s core is gonna go south real quickly”
    that pun tho

    • @Sidewinder_EXE
      @Sidewinder_EXE 4 года назад +8

      Is South down on the Y axis doe?
      Edit, it's not. Up and down doesn't show on a compass. If ya look at a map, top and bottom, North and South, reside on the Z Axis, while East and West are on the X Axis. South refers to distance from the equator, not distance below the equator

    • @sadasdasdasdasdasss
      @sadasdasdasdasdasss 4 года назад

      @@Sidewinder_EXE yes

    • @rapidreaders7741
      @rapidreaders7741 4 года назад +3

      @@Sidewinder_EXE If you start on the North Pole, then yes.

    • @FlameGodZ
      @FlameGodZ 4 года назад +6

      @@stephkinzfitchy How is that a woosh when the joke didnt even make actual sense

    • @AwardedWig
      @AwardedWig 4 года назад +2

      @@Sidewinder_EXE r/wooooosh

  • @skyr3x
    @skyr3x 5 лет назад +606

    Did this man just tell us how to handle desert temples in 2019?

  • @trashygamesyt
    @trashygamesyt 3 года назад +252

    "dont use hacked clienrs"
    2b2t players: and i took that personally

    • @BatuhanDere
      @BatuhanDere 3 года назад +5

      Imagine 2b2t without hacks

    • @lulashlyn728
      @lulashlyn728 3 года назад +3

      What’s 2b2t?

    • @scudsturm1
      @scudsturm1 3 года назад +4

      anarchy server w/o rules, you can grief to your hearts desire if you are really that mad, the admin is hausemaster, the map size is over 10.3 terabytes since April 2021

    • @trashygamesyt
      @trashygamesyt 3 года назад +3

      @@lulashlyn728 it's an anarchy server with NO RULES, infact every one on the server hacks. But it's boring to new players cause the entire map is bedrock, nothing is left

    • @lulashlyn728
      @lulashlyn728 3 года назад +2

      @@trashygamesyt yeah that sounds pretty dull

  • @japanesesymbolforbeginner6886
    @japanesesymbolforbeginner6886 4 года назад +718

    Him: no one uses panting other than secret room
    Interior designers: are we a joke to you?

    • @aaa-zr7ly
      @aaa-zr7ly 4 года назад +7

      as an interior designer, paintings are almost useless :/

    • @aaa-zr7ly
      @aaa-zr7ly 4 года назад +15

      unless you've got a resource pack or similar, but I always use pure vanilla or just optifine!

    • @emilio1044
      @emilio1044 4 года назад +5

      well, once people go to your house they'll jump in every painting you have searching if there's a secret room

    • @NanamoriYT
      @NanamoriYT 4 года назад +15

      Paintings are good to make a T.V.

    • @aaa-zr7ly
      @aaa-zr7ly 4 года назад +1

      @Blue Dayson :)

  • @ThatVillain-the-Gamer
    @ThatVillain-the-Gamer 4 года назад +394

    "Just disconnect and come back with everything where you left it"
    2b2t: I'm going to end this man's entire base

    • @lightspeed9762
      @lightspeed9762 4 года назад +22

      THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT!

    • @treeman3788
      @treeman3788 4 года назад +3

      Prassax lol

    • @Fififoop_Foo
      @Fififoop_Foo 2 года назад +1

      that was what I was thinking lol

  • @belfordk
    @belfordk 3 года назад +483

    2:27 “Suppose you’re running on an empty stomach”
    Also him: **has 46 salmon on his left hand**

    • @imakevideo2141
      @imakevideo2141 3 года назад +12

      And he’s also a full hunger

    • @belfordk
      @belfordk 3 года назад +4

      @@imakevideo2141 yeah

    • @ren-prime6179
      @ren-prime6179 3 года назад +2

      It’s an example

    • @belfordk
      @belfordk 3 года назад +1

      @@ren-prime6179 but y is there stuff?

    • @ren-prime6179
      @ren-prime6179 3 года назад +1

      @@belfordk omg do you know what a showcase is?

  • @kanyesouth7459
    @kanyesouth7459 3 года назад +45

    Digging straight down/up is perfectly fine,with feather falling/protection 3 or 4 lava can’t be too much of a problem.Digging straight up is fine too,once your above y-11 there is no lava basically anywhere and for grave just place a torch at your feet

  • @ItzWhiz_
    @ItzWhiz_ 4 года назад +781

    “Never waste your diamonds on a hoe”
    Nether update: I’m about to ruin this man’s career

    • @tumbwillweed3411
      @tumbwillweed3411 4 года назад +16

      Never waste your diamonds on a hoe is pretty much a mine craft saying

    • @jamiepepene
      @jamiepepene 4 года назад +4

      weelum no it’s rule No: 2

    • @Raima_Is_Lovely
      @Raima_Is_Lovely 4 года назад +23

      "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" 😏

    • @afaresfors
      @afaresfors 4 года назад +8

      Me trying to turn a whole mountain's coarse dirt to normal dirts

    • @superlovescakes
      @superlovescakes 4 года назад +9

      achievement earned! 'Serious Dedicattion'

  • @wisegames6073
    @wisegames6073 5 лет назад +774

    “...or just let it despawn.”
    *crys in bedrock edition*

    • @powertank1234
      @powertank1234 4 года назад +11

      Any time of day luring it somewhere else to fight sounds good.

    • @cccorn835
      @cccorn835 4 года назад +13

      Pedro Memes Minecraft Java is the version used on PC computers, whereas Bedrock is used on phones, iPads, windows 10, Nintendo, etc. There are differences between the versions, this being one.

    • @colelemon5945
      @colelemon5945 4 года назад +10

      *Laughs in Java Edition*

    • @denkikaminari8862
      @denkikaminari8862 4 года назад +3

      Cries
      not crys, soz just wanted to correct that

    • @domishere4313
      @domishere4313 4 года назад +9

      •Cole Lemon• laughs in bedrock edition because you can get tridents from any drowns, you can move chests with pistons, if you high up you can make a bridge by looking forward, and the game is smoother, just kidding both are great editions

  • @schoolacc2790
    @schoolacc2790 3 года назад +214

    when you dig straight down and never die: *foolish mortal, i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.*

    • @BASIL405
      @BASIL405 3 года назад +6

      I *dug down and found a mineshaft

    • @kiwiquq2230
      @kiwiquq2230 3 года назад +5

      I did and still kinda do dig straight down if I don’t want to use some durability needed to make a staircase. I use ladders to make sure I don’t fall. And if I’m going to dig straight up, I always put a torch under me.

    • @fearlesslyowo1313
      @fearlesslyowo1313 3 года назад +2

      Lmao same

    • @Nam_gwen
      @Nam_gwen 3 года назад +3

      Apparently the actual odds of digging straight down into lava (with the 1.17 cave generation system) is ~6% lmao
      So yeah, dig down as much as you like, just dont blame anyone if anything happens

    • @therealzhenplaz200
      @therealzhenplaz200 3 года назад +3

      I dug straight down once and found a dungeon and a stronghold

  • @Clbull118
    @Clbull118 4 года назад +134

    > "It's a risky move to turn on your kill aura for PvP"
    Try playing without hacks on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft...

  • @ardabilgin3269
    @ardabilgin3269 4 года назад +217

    Me: [Goes AFK on the Nether]
    A Ghast that spawned 2 seconds ago: [Snatcher voice] *FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!*

    • @spyrooooo8601
      @spyrooooo8601 4 года назад +2

      I love a hat in time

    • @Alecsmthidk
      @Alecsmthidk 4 года назад +1

      Aww a hat in time

    • @Quazar978
      @Quazar978 4 года назад +3

      *snatchers battle theme randomly starts playing

    • @mintymechanic8420
      @mintymechanic8420 4 года назад +4

      You blew it! You've gone and screwed yourself! Nobody enters my home and leaves in one piece!

    • @aceofdiamonds8164
      @aceofdiamonds8164 4 года назад +1

      ^Shoots fireball at you^ *YEET*

  • @leahchriistiine
    @leahchriistiine 4 года назад +226

    1:17 "the nether is no place to be reckless"
    Dream: _I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that_

  • @kelpze
    @kelpze 3 года назад +56

    Here’s a tip: if you wanna escape the mines, put a torch on the same block you’re on and mine up. The torch will save you from falling blocks. Then use the same blocks to build up. Once you can’t build up anymore (you’ve gotten to the top) repeat.

    • @Xmc7274
      @Xmc7274 2 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @danr.1299
      @danr.1299 Год назад

      I figured that out the hard way 😂 lost a hardcore world digging up from the end portal to grab a few final things at my base 😢

  • @Crustydusty8937
    @Crustydusty8937 5 лет назад +1688

    you forgot one
    airpods:
    dont name iron boots “airpods” and put them upside down in an item frame
    don’t do it....

  • @brennanruiz1803
    @brennanruiz1803 5 лет назад +535

    “Going afk in the nether”
    But my blaze farm

    • @TheKingOfSoup
      @TheKingOfSoup 5 лет назад +24

      Thats ok because it's protected

    • @jackbeavis
      @jackbeavis 5 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @xxgalaticrpgxx1849
      @xxgalaticrpgxx1849 5 лет назад +8

      I think he was talking more of a broad... Cause it's so unprotected in the open with the ghast and other demons

    • @c_bi_n_o_d_i_n_6554
      @c_bi_n_o_d_i_n_6554 5 лет назад +5

      @@xxgalaticrpgxx1849 i mean, just dig down like 3 blocks down, then close yourself

    • @xxgalaticrpgxx1849
      @xxgalaticrpgxx1849 5 лет назад +2

      @@c_bi_n_o_d_i_n_6554 but don't dig straight underneath you that is especially bad in the nether

  • @AmYokikoki
    @AmYokikoki 4 года назад +124

    4:47 LET ME GET MY DAMN ACHIEVEMENT

  • @allural8871
    @allural8871 3 года назад +22

    For #24- I usually lead the creepers into water then block them with my shield! It does no damage to your surroundings nor to yourself.

  • @juliesgottacosyt
    @juliesgottacosyt 5 лет назад +258

    "It's going to be a bad time."
    Me: * megalovania *

    • @seanstephen1943
      @seanstephen1943 5 лет назад +5

      Yea I listened pretty close

    • @seanstephen1943
      @seanstephen1943 5 лет назад +4

      I am glad i am not the only one who likes undertale

    • @doornumb
      @doornumb 5 лет назад +1

      How old are you?

    • @mrfournon
      @mrfournon 5 лет назад +1

      I wanted to say that too! Oh, and, I'm not really good at English, because I'm German

    • @abone8986
      @abone8986 5 лет назад +1

      I'm literally fighting sans and I rage quit I swear

  • @gracea2935
    @gracea2935 4 года назад +236

    My list of things to never do in Minecraft:
    1. Make a circle
    2. Sleep in the nether
    3. NEVER TRADE A VILLAGER EMERALDS FOR A DIAMOND

    • @kappnk9821
      @kappnk9821 4 года назад +13

      Why...? You get a diamond tho...

    • @chiefsolitudeguard700
      @chiefsolitudeguard700 4 года назад +10

      Suger On a plum emeralds are sometimes good for villager trading, but other then that really easy to get. With villager trading.

    • @chiefsolitudeguard700
      @chiefsolitudeguard700 4 года назад +1

      QbeeRogue you need them for villager trading. Villagers can have really important items if you farm them enough

    • @bichimadorable9697
      @bichimadorable9697 4 года назад +14

      You mean trade diamonds for emeralds

    • @marina.8441
      @marina.8441 4 года назад +9

      Why trading a emerald for a diamond is something bad? Sure if you mined the emerald it is a bad idea because they're rare but if you traded with the villager at the point of it offering a diamond then you sure have some emeralds sitting around

  • @froyoreal
    @froyoreal 4 года назад +44

    "And now the only monster here, is you."
    Younger me playing Minecraft back on the Xbox 360 did this and more, I certainly was a monster.
    *_Those poor villagers, I destroyed so many communities..._*

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 3 года назад +32

    “while it is tempting to make the entire set”
    people craft diamond swords? wow just make a pick and that’s all

    • @happyspacecat408
      @happyspacecat408 3 года назад +4

      pickaxe first and axe next for me- they're both tools and the axe is also a good weapon

    • @immortes
      @immortes 3 года назад +1

      I make axe, pickaxe and sword.

    • @ajraynemaker5339
      @ajraynemaker5339 3 года назад +5

      I don't make anything diamond, anymore. I just trade with villagers to get what I want or need. Villages are overpowered, at this point.

    • @samsungrefrigeratorcondens4354
      @samsungrefrigeratorcondens4354 3 года назад +6

      @@ajraynemaker5339 Agreed. Renewable diamond gear, Infinite Mending, Unbreaking, Sharpness, Protection, Silk Touch, and other enchantments like that. Farmers can give you tons of emeralds. One of the first things I get in a survival world is a village.

    • @IINo1goodII
      @IINo1goodII 3 года назад +1

      I started my new world 3 days ago. Soon after I got an iron pickaxe I dug straight down and hit bedrock. Left the cave with 17 diamonds and just made a diamond pick lmao. I'm now sitting here with almost a stack of diamonds and 2 enchanted diamond pickaxes (fortune/silk touch but no mending yet) Have half a stack of netherite ingots living it up in a random village

  • @ashish_jb4
    @ashish_jb4 4 года назад +134

    "Redstone and water don't mix"
    *Laughs in bedrock.

    • @victoriagirowetz
      @victoriagirowetz 4 года назад +1

      True 😂😁🤣

    • @blackwall8203
      @blackwall8203 4 года назад +2

      im mcpe

    • @ultrawk1253
      @ultrawk1253 4 года назад +5

      *cries in new update*

    • @zack8194
      @zack8194 4 года назад +11

      @@blackwall8203 bedrock and pe is the same thing

    • @freemind4403
      @freemind4403 4 года назад +2

      You know that redstone dust breaks in water(in bedrock just repeaters comparators and all kind of rails don't break )

  • @lolup9
    @lolup9 5 лет назад +36

    6:31
    Skip: Mines straight up
    Gravel: falls
    Skip: Uses pickaxe to mine
    Also skip: Has a shovel in his inventory

    • @aceofdiamonds8164
      @aceofdiamonds8164 4 года назад +2

      *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @Blockyverse
      @Blockyverse 4 года назад

      That's literally every youtuber

  • @lceedarky3319
    @lceedarky3319 4 года назад +56

    11:41 2b2t players: *puts curse of vanishing on sword*
    Me: so..
    Skip The Tutorial: There is no reason.
    Salc1: so no one can take this as a treasure.

  • @Contherage
    @Contherage 3 года назад +17

    I have to disagree with the diamond hoe (even before they've given an upgrade) If you can some how use up a diamond hoe, you get the best achievement for it.

  • @hannahdarby5564
    @hannahdarby5564 4 года назад +108

    Me: *mines straight up and starts suffocating on gravel*
    Also me: *Using pickaxe to break gravel*
    My shovel: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Shadhooe
      @Shadhooe 4 года назад +1

      Tru

    • @moonlghtkillernightcore3545
      @moonlghtkillernightcore3545 4 года назад +1

      I Is Hannah. I can relate Lol that’s ALWYS ME ahaha even my multiplayer work *witch my sis only plays haha * doesn’t use a shovel

  • @janec4418
    @janec4418 4 года назад +123

    “A hoe is useless”
    Sure, But I’m from the future where you break Fiery blocks in another dimension with a garden tool

    • @noemi5937
      @noemi5937 4 года назад +3

      He said a diamond hoe, not a hoe

    • @Puthyslayer2000
      @Puthyslayer2000 4 года назад +5

      ChocolateChipCookie
      Yeah, but a diamond hoe could actually be useful in a situation where you want to gather many of those items, a wooden hoe lasts like 40 seconds

    • @noemi5937
      @noemi5937 4 года назад +2

      Vex Vex I know, I was just correcting them because a hoe itself is definitely not useless.

    • @zachary1606
      @zachary1606 4 года назад +5

      @@Puthyslayer2000 I afk'ed 3 full days with a wooden hoe in my inventory. so it can last over 40 seconds

    • @sang1582
      @sang1582 4 года назад +1

      You can also break leaves, if you didn't know, and they become a tactical weapon if you want longer reach

  • @vand5907
    @vand5907 4 года назад +481

    “Never waste your diamonds on a hoe”
    Me with my fully enchanted netherite hoe: *audible sweating*

    • @sergggggo
      @sergggggo 4 года назад +16

      me: its called an achievement

    • @sergggggo
      @sergggggo 4 года назад +7

      AARYAN BHARDWAJ you werent supposed to laugh

    • @kyuro64
      @kyuro64 4 года назад +4

      @AARYAN BHARDWAJ Get the f'ck out, nobody cares.

    • @ultranecrozma9138
      @ultranecrozma9138 4 года назад

      Dsggg

    • @drd1449
      @drd1449 4 года назад +1

      I have fortune 3 so I have more diamonds than I ever need quickly. Even made a netherite one since I have mending and my all equipment is practically indestructible.

  • @none8088
    @none8088 3 года назад +38

    "I can read your minds"
    "Ok read mine"
    "All of you is in pain while watching this"
    *._.*

  • @Munchkin3
    @Munchkin3 5 лет назад +39

    3:16 ‘“but when you start throwing your pistons under a near by lake, you’ve got to expect some issues.”’
    Mumbo: *Casually builds a redstone contraption in the ocean, in a box*
    Me: “Genius idea! I should try to do that!”
    But seriously it’s a great idea.

    • @Blockyverse
      @Blockyverse 4 года назад

      Munchkin // Munchkinnbbler lol

  • @drnumbnuts656
    @drnumbnuts656 5 лет назад +456

    There is only one time when using a client is appropriate on a server: If it’s 2B2T.
    Edit: Wow I’ve never had a comment get this popular

    • @FloraOfTheCats
      @FloraOfTheCats 5 лет назад +41

      @Teo Behrens only if its tHE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

    • @FloraOfTheCats
      @FloraOfTheCats 5 лет назад +12

      @Teo Behrens isn't life fun friend?

    • @fruitpigenthusiast120
      @fruitpigenthusiast120 5 лет назад +3

      Well and 9b9t

    • @fruitpigenthusiast120
      @fruitpigenthusiast120 5 лет назад

      @Teo Behrens well I know there are many more I was just mentioning one that is very simular to 2b

    • @fruitpigenthusiast120
      @fruitpigenthusiast120 5 лет назад +4

      @Teo Behrens when someone makes a movie in the say the sci-fi genre every other movie in that genre isn't a copy. 9b9t was made as a fresh seed people just happened to make spawn look similar. The only thing that a was intentionally made simular was the name

  • @longcat2992
    @longcat2992 5 лет назад +117

    Him: "It's about to be a bad time!"
    Sans: *"Finally someone gets it."*

  • @AgentG106
    @AgentG106 3 года назад +11

    A diamond hoe is useful for the serious dedication achievement to get a netherite hoe. You can also enchant the diamond hoe with unbreaking and fortune to get more crops and efficiency to mine some blocks faster.

  • @mrmemes7883
    @mrmemes7883 5 лет назад +93

    Skip the tutorial: this stuff is illegal
    Also skip the tutorial: **does it**
    Me: *wait, that's illegal.*

    • @CloudMouth27
      @CloudMouth27 5 лет назад +1

      Him: *Laughs in Java Edition*

  • @miguelolandesca9342
    @miguelolandesca9342 5 лет назад +97

    “Don’t go AFK in the nether”
    People using the pigmen farm: F O O L

  • @Bad_At_Th1s
    @Bad_At_Th1s 4 года назад +123

    "Losing your spawn point can hurt"
    F3: am i a joke to you?

    • @EpicGamer-nh9pt
      @EpicGamer-nh9pt 4 года назад +1

      Juicy meme

    • @venturoes1912
      @venturoes1912 4 года назад

      Yeah, F3 is like one of the strongest features in the game that most noobs tend to forget.

  • @rubber_mace8707
    @rubber_mace8707 3 года назад +2

    11:58 that song... Thank you for playing that song, it brings me back to good times

  • @_leaf-3525
    @_leaf-3525 4 года назад +105

    "never craft a diamond hoe"
    me: does it still count as bad if you find one in a village chest and decide to keep it? cuz i did that once.
    i wonder how those villagers got the materials to make it..........

    • @dog3983
      @dog3983 4 года назад +7

      Well the villagers are probably in jail cause ApParEntLy tHaTs iLlegAl

    • @xxzoron-the-cutiexx343
      @xxzoron-the-cutiexx343 4 года назад +2

      Why and how?

    • @_leaf-3525
      @_leaf-3525 4 года назад +2

      @@xxzoron-the-cutiexx343 not completely sure

  • @minecraft6829
    @minecraft6829 3 года назад +464

    fun fact: I paintings are one of my favorite decorative items.

    • @iitzBenzo
      @iitzBenzo 3 года назад +6

      Noice what type of painting?

    • @ball_handler714
      @ball_handler714 3 года назад +14

      @@iitzBenzo 😑its *I paintings*

    • @iitzBenzo
      @iitzBenzo 3 года назад +4

      @@ball_handler714 you know there’s different painting pictures right?

    • @ball_handler714
      @ball_handler714 3 года назад +9

      @@iitzBenzo it was a joke

    • @ball_handler714
      @ball_handler714 3 года назад +5

      @@iitzBenzo cause he put I

  • @themagicalmess4742
    @themagicalmess4742 4 года назад +48

    "This video is about you breaking the law, not me."
    **Proceeds to do illegal Minecraft things**

  • @Tr0lliPop
    @Tr0lliPop 3 года назад +4

    Cops: You are arrested for 37 different crimes against humanity!
    Me: **Plants one tree**
    Cops: Oh okay nvm

  • @black97_0
    @black97_0 5 лет назад +134

    4:53 "there is no need to make a diamond Hoe"
    Hermitcraft: "is this some pore people joke I'm too rich to understand?"

    • @wr0ng569
      @wr0ng569 5 лет назад +11

      Poor*******************

    • @unnamedkidn.5944
      @unnamedkidn.5944 5 лет назад +5

      Black_ Fog
      The Meme Format Goes: “Peasant Joke”
      Not: “Poor People”

    • @jbvillanueva4257
      @jbvillanueva4257 5 лет назад +3

      This is kinda true every one in hermit craft wants diamond tools

    • @digaddog6099
      @digaddog6099 5 лет назад +6

      Let's not forget that you need hoes to set up most food farms and you can use food to get every other diamond tool. This is why jukeboxes are the only valid use for diamonds

    • @finnybinny3767
      @finnybinny3767 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @fadeseven78
    @fadeseven78 3 года назад +177

    11:58 him: don't use a sweeping sword to kill all your chickens
    Me: laughs in pe

  • @Nellyz_weird
    @Nellyz_weird 4 года назад +122

    Me: *Finally breaks bedrock*
    *FBI at my door*

    • @Nellyz_weird
      @Nellyz_weird 4 года назад +6

      @@younickgamer6524 *Laughs in hardcore mode*

    • @Nellyz_weird
      @Nellyz_weird 4 года назад +1

      @@younickgamer6524 *laughs in peaceful mode*

    • @rexmabaga6794
      @rexmabaga6794 4 года назад +1

      Are you SARS or MERS?

    • @cypus1
      @cypus1 4 года назад +1

      Laughs at peaceful, easy, medium, hard, hardcore, adventure, creative AaNnDd survival

    • @Nellyz_weird
      @Nellyz_weird 4 года назад

      @@cypus1 Wait that illegal-

  • @cow4life254
    @cow4life254 3 года назад +16

    Skip The Tutorial: We might get a few million trees planted by 2020!
    Me watching in 2021:

  • @x-tech-x9067
    @x-tech-x9067 4 года назад +225

    no one:
    curse of vanishing: hi i will take your stuff when you die
    hardcore players: but... i don't die cause if i do i lose the world?

    • @Qenwolf
      @Qenwolf 4 года назад +1

      /gamode survival : am i a joke to you ?

    • @Milk88488
      @Milk88488 4 года назад +17

      @@Qenwolf that's not how that works

    • @MarioMarioBW
      @MarioMarioBW 4 года назад +4

      Curse of reality vanquishing vs. Curse of inventory vanishing.

    • @Falling_Down
      @Falling_Down 4 года назад +3

      *laughs in keep inventory*

    • @ezmcpvp7518
      @ezmcpvp7518 4 года назад +6

      @@Falling_Down you still lose the item/items

  • @qewdascz1839
    @qewdascz1839 4 года назад +67

    10:05 “valuable red stone dust” lol

    • @mycatcoco2603
      @mycatcoco2603 4 года назад +13

      Mumbo would like to know your location

    • @coreflakes
      @coreflakes 4 года назад +1

      it kinda actually is for me, i trade other players diamonds for some nice redstone dust

    • @davidmorrish9110
      @davidmorrish9110 4 года назад +3

      well good luck automating anything without it

    • @SMpro16
      @SMpro16 4 года назад +4

      @@davidmorrish9110 redstone dust is not valuable cause after mining everyone gets stacks of it, its useful but not valuable

    • @davidmorrish9110
      @davidmorrish9110 4 года назад +1

      @@SMpro16 that may be your opinion

  • @shitshow-theband2156
    @shitshow-theband2156 4 года назад +208

    Me: *playing Minecraft casually with my little cousin watching*
    Him: “DoNT dIg StRaIgHt DoWn!”

    • @mandybailey3286
      @mandybailey3286 3 года назад +5

      You technically can safely
      If u do a 2 by 1

    • @joebillybob42
      @joebillybob42 3 года назад

      i dig stright when i know there are diamonds down there idc i just want diamonds

    • @softs8946
      @softs8946 3 года назад +3

      @@joebillybob42 what if there’s lava right under or above the diamonds?

    • @salmonsuc
      @salmonsuc 3 года назад

      @@softs8946 um just use a fire resistanc potion when digging straight down

    • @josephinethuya3155
      @josephinethuya3155 3 года назад

      i get scared to

  • @glorytojesuschrist7105
    @glorytojesuschrist7105 3 года назад +16

    I get the feeling I'm not the only person here who loves Sinnoh region. 😆

  • @satkarsyangtan2280
    @satkarsyangtan2280 4 года назад +113

    Him: Don't be reckless in the Nether.
    Dream: Write that down, write that down.

    • @inkyinky1611
      @inkyinky1611 4 года назад

      Omg

    • @vascofernandes295
      @vascofernandes295 4 года назад +1

      Dream "mlg" boat bridged

    • @vascofernandes295
      @vascofernandes295 4 года назад +1

      On lava

    • @zdxvoid
      @zdxvoid 4 года назад +1

      Oh yea he is reckless....
      Wait he is a speed runner so he can be reckless since he knows how to fight back

    • @alexanderwilisow3633
      @alexanderwilisow3633 4 года назад

      “Never waste your diamonds on a hoe”
      Me with my fully enchanted netherite hoe: audible sweating

  • @imscaredofchairs6806
    @imscaredofchairs6806 5 лет назад +75

    “There’s no use for a Diamond hoe”
    My thousand block farm says otherwise

    • @katarinashaw8047
      @katarinashaw8047 5 лет назад +1

      Theres A Use
      YOU CAB ENCHANT WITH A SWORD ENCHANTMENT BUT LITTLE BIT OP
      YOU JUST NEED COMMAND BLOCK CREATION COMMANDS TO DO IT
      ENCHANTMENTS AVAILABLE FOR A HOE
      UNBREAKING 100
      SHARPNESS 100
      SMITE 100
      FIRE ASPECT 100
      BANE OF ARTHROPODS 100

    • @chiefsolitudeguard700
      @chiefsolitudeguard700 4 года назад

      I’m scared Of chairs did you just turn off the video immediately after he says that?

    • @chiefsolitudeguard700
      @chiefsolitudeguard700 4 года назад

      Katarina Shaw yeah that’s for if you are in creative though or if you are too much of a fuckin baby to play with cheats off

  • @stratis722
    @stratis722 4 года назад +84

    STT: *Don't be AFK*
    Mumbo on HC: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @alexshows7029
      @alexshows7029 4 года назад +3

      He said that you should either AFK at a farm (Like the HC Redstoners) or not go AFK. Mumbo goes AFK at farms, so he's still following the rules.

    • @tallkids-spencerhuyck179
      @tallkids-spencerhuyck179 4 года назад +3

      Grian tries to prank him so it’s best he knows to lock himself in, which he does

    • @lauriee5364
      @lauriee5364 4 года назад

      ForgedCarbon he usually goes afk in a house

  • @cookiehasknifesandspoonsbu342
    @cookiehasknifesandspoonsbu342 3 года назад +10

    "Because breaking your legs might not mean anything in the real word but here it makes all the difference"
    People break their legs irl tho

  • @carl4995
    @carl4995 4 года назад +70

    7:03 just disconnect
    me: “laughs in 2b2t 7 hour queue

    • @JAMESGamingLV2
      @JAMESGamingLV2 4 года назад +1

      Me: Laughs in Aternos that stops the server and takes ages to start back up

    • @yunix7965
      @yunix7965 4 года назад

      Just put some blocks and a torch around you, eventually sneak if pvp server and you're good to go.

    • @cheashwar
      @cheashwar 3 года назад

      Maybe put obsidian around you and torch?

  • @sigma_seal
    @sigma_seal 4 года назад +42

    Skip The Tutorial: "Don't make a diamond hoe."
    Mojang describing 1.16: *So the hoe now has multiple uses alongside farming.*

  • @TSDman
    @TSDman 4 года назад +13

    13:37 "Lets say you found it..."
    *leaves shipwreck behind*

  • @elsieduhaylungsod8547
    @elsieduhaylungsod8547 3 года назад +19

    Anarchy servers: *we do this all the time*

  • @PlanetaryFacts
    @PlanetaryFacts 4 года назад +36

    When you realize that Skip the Tutorial had to do all of these things in order to film the video.

  • @ReedzRat
    @ReedzRat 5 лет назад +55

    Me: *needs to learn more math for school*
    Also me: *looks at this video* "educational enough!"

  • @skilledscar4556
    @skilledscar4556 4 года назад +53

    "Never waste your diamonds on a hoe"
    -random meme kid

  • @Chile_Autoritario_Ball
    @Chile_Autoritario_Ball 9 месяцев назад +2

    1. The rabbit stew is less filling but has greater durability and the food bar lasts longer but if you do what you did, eat the rabbit then the potato and carrot. But eating the carrot last makes your food bar last less, eating the rabbit last longer
    2. Repairing your tools makes making modifications to the anvil such as putting enchantments or fusing an almost broken but enchanted pickaxe with a new, enchanted one also makes your uses of this method reduced it will say "is too cheap" in a Moment

  • @danieldantdm4473
    @danieldantdm4473 4 года назад +58

    “Don’t place fire in your house ‘’
    Me: Just take off fire spreads
    This isn’t meant to be funny

    • @itzg.i.g.1256
      @itzg.i.g.1256 4 года назад +4

      Annnnnd we also have campfires..

    • @Jjustajjj
      @Jjustajjj 4 года назад +5

      Orrrrrrr surround it with cobblestone

    • @_cam-
      @_cam- 4 года назад +2

      or dont be a dumbass like me an build houses out of wood

    • @hibye1681
      @hibye1681 4 года назад +1

      Or maybe don’t surround the house with fire

    • @GreatFlyingBirdOfDeath
      @GreatFlyingBirdOfDeath 4 года назад +1

      But it is

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades 4 года назад +33

    Undertale music? Talking about how you'd have a bad time? It Sans.

    • @Spike1801
      @Spike1801 4 года назад +2

      JoriMaynard1204 its pokemon diamond and pearl music

    • @Whukariousprods
      @Whukariousprods 4 года назад

      @@Spike1801 (and platinum)

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад +26

    *does anything that inconveniences or kills you or your friends*
    Skip the Tutorial: “what, that’s illegal”

  • @thekindlyreaper-1381
    @thekindlyreaper-1381 2 года назад +2

    There are a few more I can think of.
    In a cave, don't use up your pickaxe unless you have/can make a spare.
    Don't make a wall around your house or anything significant without a entrance.
    If you're going to make a house's exterior look good, please do the same for the interior.

  • @dawsonglawe5810
    @dawsonglawe5810 4 года назад +13

    Place a painting over a secret entrance. Have that entrance lead immediately to a 30/40 block drop with some hoppers at the bottom. Have your actual secret entrance right next to the 'secret entrance' behind some normal dirt you just have to mine away every time you want to get in.

  • @hussaindalal206
    @hussaindalal206 4 года назад +51

    Skip: “This is about you breaking the law, not me”
    Me: What about the other 36

  • @quisnawar2240
    @quisnawar2240 4 года назад +84

    Skipthetoturial: dont dig straight up
    Torches that break gravel: Am i a joke to you?

    • @quisnawar2240
      @quisnawar2240 4 года назад +1

      Water bucket

    • @RemedieX
      @RemedieX 4 года назад

      @Noah Donson Not really, it's too slow

    • @shwabble1773
      @shwabble1773 4 года назад +1

      @@RemedieX I thought I were talking about the water bucket lol.

    • @eisaranderee610
      @eisaranderee610 4 года назад

      There a lot of things that break gravity blocks

    • @goldentaleplays9990
      @goldentaleplays9990 4 года назад

      We know

  • @logangant3505
    @logangant3505 3 года назад +3

    6:25, it's fine to do that, as long as you put a torch below you everything you start digging up again

  • @jamesbryan558
    @jamesbryan558 5 лет назад +143

    Alt title: "Things that only a new player doesn't know"

    • @1256936
      @1256936 5 лет назад +2

      That's insulting though, basically calling people stupid for not knowing all of these

    • @jamesbryan558
      @jamesbryan558 5 лет назад +8

      @@1256936 well I mean....

    • @xxgalaticrpgxx1849
      @xxgalaticrpgxx1849 5 лет назад +6

      @@1256936 i think he meant cause new players iether need trial and error or to watch videos on what not to do (when I first started 10+ years ago I didn't know how to jump till I messed around)

    • @1256936
      @1256936 5 лет назад +2

      @@xxgalaticrpgxx1849 I'm not saying he's wrong, just that it's a mean way to put it

    • @fireflare908
      @fireflare908 5 лет назад

      Does skip know what happens when you use a silk touch pickaxe on a monster spawner or does it not drop the spawner anymore when you do that

  • @lantran-do9hf
    @lantran-do9hf 5 лет назад +37

    The best way to break all the rules!
    “ creative mode “

    • @drew_xviii330
      @drew_xviii330 4 года назад

      lan tran Ah yes, my *greatest* offense 😎

  • @emul8orgamer
    @emul8orgamer 3 года назад +123

    “Don’t build a fireplace in a wooden house”
    My wood house that avoided burning: 👁👄👁

  • @danjia2865
    @danjia2865 3 года назад +8

    Skip the tutorial:don’t make a diamond hoe.
    Me: I make a diamond hoe before netherite for the serious dedication advancement. Also I’m rich
    Well. I used to be rich until I got griefed

  • @anthonybarraquio2192
    @anthonybarraquio2192 4 года назад +50

    8:31
    I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

    • @scholarahmead3853
      @scholarahmead3853 4 года назад

      Did You Copy that from jonas tyroller?

    • @anthonybarraquio2192
      @anthonybarraquio2192 4 года назад

      @@scholarahmead3853 I copied Anakin Skywalker

    • @scholarahmead3853
      @scholarahmead3853 4 года назад

      @@anthonybarraquio2192 well jonas tyroller once said: "i don't like GRASS it is coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere".

    • @anthonybarraquio2192
      @anthonybarraquio2192 4 года назад

      @@scholarahmead3853 suit yourself

    • @AmyTheMeower
      @AmyTheMeower 4 года назад

      @@scholarahmead3853 I see you're not a man of culture

  • @kailelai3090
    @kailelai3090 5 лет назад +27

    Skip: here i have 37 illegal things
    Phoenix SC: * evil laugh *

  • @TrebleClefDan
    @TrebleClefDan 4 года назад +51

    Don’t leave holes in your house
    Monsters will get in
    Peaceful mode: am I a joke to you?

  • @theredstonemaster5763
    @theredstonemaster5763 3 года назад +7

    38: sleeping near mobs with no mods or hacks

  • @prototagteaching2666
    @prototagteaching2666 4 года назад +22

    "Don't fight in the water."
    Or you could get Depth Strider on your boots.

  • @jademonass2954
    @jademonass2954 4 года назад +45

    "dont afk in the nether"
    afk nether farms: am i a joke to you?

  • @samsungrefrigeratorcondens4354
    @samsungrefrigeratorcondens4354 3 года назад +6

    "There is no reason to craft a diamond hoe."
    What if I want the achievement huh? I'm gonna use a Netherite Ingot AND two diamonds for this and you can't stop me!

    • @Je_suis_ton_pere
      @Je_suis_ton_pere 3 года назад

      +for the durability
      +i have a lot of diamonds and i dunno what to do with them

    • @lolloblue9646
      @lolloblue9646 3 года назад

      + flex power

  • @connorrichter4718
    @connorrichter4718 5 лет назад +52

    Does he not know that you can put a torch at your feet and then dig straight up

    • @doodoo2065
      @doodoo2065 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr

    • @ThatsNotMichael
      @ThatsNotMichael 5 лет назад +4

      @Aivaras Jucis SIGNS

    • @connorrichter4718
      @connorrichter4718 5 лет назад +8

      @Aivaras Jucis Ive only hit lava once and I noticed lava drips so I was able to use water to get rid of it. Unless youre at bedrock and mining up, you most likely wont hit lava.

    • @doodoo2065
      @doodoo2065 5 лет назад +9

      @Aivaras Jucis Lava, at least in the overworld, is very slow. You have plenty of time to put a block in the way

    • @WhittyWhitts
      @WhittyWhitts 5 лет назад

      Good job

  • @umanistala6833
    @umanistala6833 4 года назад +95

    "Do not make a diamond hoe"
    Achivments: *HOLD MY BEE-.... WAIT!! WHERE IS MY BEER!*
    NETHER UPDATE: *I drank it*

  • @YvngDuckSauce
    @YvngDuckSauce 5 лет назад +31

    14:46
    To get out of Jail, you have to plant a tree
    Prisoner: Who’s Joe?

    • @cereal60
      @cereal60 5 лет назад +4

      DuckBoy what? Is that a bad attempt at a joke or am I not getting it. It doesn’t even make make sense.

    • @able_archer01
      @able_archer01 5 лет назад +1

      Joe Pesci?

    • @kovidar
      @kovidar 5 лет назад +2

      Ligma Balls...
      gottem

    • @wr0ng569
      @wr0ng569 5 лет назад

      @@cereal60 you don't get it

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 5 лет назад

      @@wr0ng569
      Thank you, Sherlock

  • @stormbossyt1900
    @stormbossyt1900 2 года назад

    Aiden's videos are always fun to watch.

  • @jayznt242
    @jayznt242 4 года назад +21

    5:48 "trust me there is nothing worse than seeing hours of work gone up in flames"
    2b2t players: am i a joke to you

  • @JoelTheBartender
    @JoelTheBartender 4 года назад +14

    “Stay on PETA’s good side, and let the dog be.” Staying on PETA’s good side is killing the dog

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад

      Staying on PETA's good side is kidnapping the dogs owned by players, then killing them.

    • @JoelTheBartender
      @JoelTheBartender 4 года назад +1

      Hey, if it ends up with the dog dead peta’s happy

  • @justrez2571
    @justrez2571 5 лет назад +27

    9:13 Seems Like Swimming Away using the 1.13 swimming mechanic (Which as fast as sprinting on land) isn't an option apparently 😅

    • @xxgalaticrpgxx1849
      @xxgalaticrpgxx1849 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah I was wondering why he even put it in there because of that

    • @FamiliarGecko
      @FamiliarGecko 5 лет назад +2

      You could relative easily kill off a Creeper in the water even with the old swimming mechanics. I've done it many times.
      Just face it, don't turn away from it, and the second you hit it start backing up. (Don't turn away, just press 'S') Then once it's explosion timer have reset, get close to it, hit it, back away, and repeat 'til it's dead.
      The only monsters that caused an issue in the water with the old mechanics were Skeletons, scince they could shoot and knock you back faster than you could swim.

    • @knyt0
      @knyt0 5 лет назад

      It is not as as fast, it is slower

    • @destructoboom
      @destructoboom 5 лет назад

      Or just block the creeper explosion with a shield, no block damage, no player damage

  • @snoanashi1597
    @snoanashi1597 3 года назад +2

    "Redstone and water dont mix."
    Long duration potions: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @awesumdood3994
    @awesumdood3994 5 лет назад +11

    I didn’t think it was possible to feel pain just from a video, but you proved me wrong.