Driving Lesson Pero Papuntang Langit
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- Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025
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➡ Language: Filipino/Tagalog (Philippines)
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#KristianPH #Tagalog #BeamNG #Drive
When you don’t understand most of it but it’s still entertaining, true content creator
Tama ka
Yes
Tagalog
Yeah, he uses just enough English in order to understand what he's saying in general, and his body language and tone deals with the rest
True tho
Good one lods! hehehe
You speak Tagalog??
Lodi ✌✌✌❤
Huh pinoy ka pala...ngayon ko lang nalaman
Did i rickroll you
KALA KO AMERICANO KA xD, nanood po ako sainyo!!!
For those of you wondering, most of the content he was saying is that he wanted to drive in a "humane way" so like a normal sane driver, but the police keeps chasing him for bumping into him and all the other drivers kept on crashing or trying to crash onto him.
For the bus part, he kept telling the drivers to "Move over." He was amazed at first at the bus and wondering what it was.
*This guy has achieved international humor*
@Pack All Gaming Sikat na sya sa ibang bansa.
Ha?
6:22 TOKYO DRIFT HAHAHA
Puke nyo
This 3 comments are cringe
Look at me, im japanese
@@wraithbandfistfighter2541 look at me i am an german soldier
@@blauer_fabi5308 flamenwurfer
@@wraithbandfistfighter2541 だから?
Kristian : *"Mag da-drive tayo in a human way"*
Also Kristian : *proceeds to drive to heaven*
hahahah
Plagi ko nalang nakikita ang mukang yan araw araw..
Hahahaha lol
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
LOL
I can't understand a word he's saying, but it's still super entertaining. Also, why does the AI behave this chaotic?
So you don't know what beamng drive is yet?
@@WorlWyrm Nope, I have over 700 hours in this game. But in those 700 hours, the ai has never behaved this erratic.
@@0pposite221 well if you really put so much time into the game,you should have known that the AI can be changed?
@@WorlWyrm nope, because I haven't tried out if you could. I just figured that this was the only way the AI worked.
@@0pposite221 700 hours....
And you didn't know this?
12:50 Kristian: literally crashes his bus at high speed
Captions: *Applause*
Bruh
12:08 kotse ng cyberpunk be like:
3:30 "Kasalanan ko yon?" HAHAHAHA LT
"3:03"
In England we drive left side of the road.
In Philippines we drive right side of the road.
In Russia ROAD IS ROAD!!
ROAD IS ROAD DRIVE WHEREVER YOU WANT 😂
Baliktad yung england at philippines hahahahaha
@@helikopter5419 AHAHAH oo nga na guluhan ako nung sinabi nya yun
I live in the philipines like kristian but im just speaking english for you to understand and we drive ont the right side of the road
Baliktad ung england at ph tol
Me: *seeing lots of english speaker at the comment section*
Also me: I’m just proud that kuya(brother) kristian getting a viewer from other country and I’m a silent viewer while enjoying every single seconds of the video(I write this comment after the video btw)
10:29 woah nice dodge
Kristian:"magdri-drive ako ngayon"
Me:"Pasakay papuntang langit"
Hahaha kuya kristian lang malakas
4:03 may lumipad
Yung driving skills in kuya Kristian, Chef's kiss😻💅
walang makakatulad sa kanya periodt.
I wish I could understand. He seems cool.
Same
tagalog is kinda easy to learn like a little
I can't understand this Indonesia guy someone can translate
@@speeder_106 His not indonesian he is filipino
@@atmosphererobin3103 yea tagalog is a little eady to learn
Imagin ate krissy is driving: :)
pasubscribe naman po channel ko hehehehe🤟❤️ Salamat poo🤟🔥
@VINSOY FROM YT pasubscribe naman po channel ko hehehehe🤟❤️ Salamat poo🤟🔥
@@hermescodm9805 Lol dont self promote..
@@hermescodm9805 Lol dont self promote..
@@tck_solazy wala naman po atang masama don eh☺️
I'm combining my Spanish, English, and context clue skills to try and catch something of what he is saying. I kinda understand :v
Edit: Bro. I know it's Filipino/Tagalog. I'm being ironic and making a joke. Please stop trying to correct me :v
Add in bahasa
Donald
:v
I click you, I saw sora the troll, we friends
Sometimes it sounds like he’s just straight up speaking English. Like at 0:47 and 1:20. Actually it’s sounds like he’s speaking English a lot of times
Hope there's english subtitles for his video, he looks fun
For those of you wondering, most of the content he was saying is that he wanted to drive in a "humane way" so like a normal sane driver, but the police keeps chasing him for bumping into him and all the other drivers kept on crashing or trying to crash onto him.
For the bus part, he kept telling the drivers to "Move over." He was amazed at first at the bus and wondering what it was.
13:57 Road to mythic
When you turn subtitles on to try and understand, but the subtitles pick up the car revving and say it’s music, so true
Is it possible to make captions for this? I want them to understand
For those of you wondering, most of the content he was saying is that he wanted to drive in a "humane way" so like a normal sane driver, but the police keeps chasing him for bumping into him and all the other drivers kept on crashing or trying to crash onto him.
For the bus part, he kept telling the drivers to "Move over." He was amazed at first at the bus and wondering what it was.
@@poly503 Yes, you can create subtitles for a RUclips video.
@@polygongaming8859 how
3:19 - GTA San Andreas be like
yeas but no because it's GTA V
Take a shot every time he says, "Oh God."
Oh god 🤣
Request games:
*"Among us VR"*
*"Attack on Titan VR"*
*"Paranormal Activity VR"*
*"Minecraft Hardcore"*
*"Minecraft VR"*
*"Outlast 3"*
*"Resident Evil 8"*
*"Little Nightmares secret of the maw"*
*"Phasmopobia VR"*
Palagi request di ginagawa ni kuya kris
attack on titan vr po☹
Ginagawa yan ni Kuya Kris pero hinahanap pa nya ung laro @aram play
@@martinezjohnmatthewi.7141 yes sir
💗
I like the time when you send heavean express way victory lifer you always made me laugh I’m your biggest fan🥰
You are the fucking fan of this Indonesia guy?!
@@speeder_106 hes not indonesian lol
@@speeder_106 yeah cuz we can understand him
@@speeder_106 who is Indonesian guy huh?
Request game : Attack on titan wing of freedom- pc game
kung gusto nyo po ng amv video punta po kayo sa cahannel ko 😊 comment nadin po kayo para ma heart hehe😊🙌👌
13:50 TABIIIIII!!!!
13:50 - 14:29 My head: He does realize that he is driving on the wrong lane, right?
14:34 Finally switches lane.
12:50 how it FEELS to chew 5 gum
Still to this day I don't know the meaning of this meme
Wa
I dont understand
@@_Xlsoni i think the truck is the gum and the tunnel is the neck
Correct me if I'm wrong
@@humansabouttoraidmars5343 5 gum is a chewing gum brand, and the ad is the meme, watch the original ad
14:00
heaven is waving
The fact that I do not speak your language makes this video quite an experience lmao
That language is tagalog it's very ez to talk that
@@AverageX318 maybe he isnt filipino mate its basically learning japanese
@@AverageX318 if it not obvious, his name already had ph in it..well to you maybe it's quite easy but not all people speak tagalog
You want to know how to talk pinoy
Ga-
@@anntabang2179 go.
May isang tao, nag sabi sa akin, kung ganito ka mag drive, hindi ang pulis pupunta sa inyo, si Lord papunta sa inyo.
True lods
Part 3
Sino agree?
👇
Kristian:driving safely
Innocent truck went through his face:😭🥓
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the gearstick like a true BMW driver
Most everyone I know who drives stick drives like this. I live in the city though so it's constant shifting.
Ganda nung controller kuya super❤ may manibela tapos cambyo❤
5:56 im never seen of my life
After 6 years
Me: Sir sa SM lang po
Kristian: Sige boss
Me: Woah
🤡
14:11 imagine ganyan fieldtrip namin
Thank the lord god made me Filipino to understand this
The opposite title of this video:
Fast n Furious 48 😂🧀
request game: "untitled goose game by house house"
12:47
mga laseng sa america
13:31
mga laseng sa pilipino
SO TRUE HAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahaha
@@justanne8284 SO TRUE HAHAHAHAHAHA
F**kin Reall Af LMAO. PINOY AKOOOO POG
This is a good content, keep it for that way mate 👍 i love it hahahah 🤣
0:39 natanggal yung mic AHAHHAH
"I Really appreciate all the videos and effort by Kuya Kristian just to make us happy"
Requst game: forza horison idol
Drift game po ba ahh simulator
horizon*
10:42 technique gets a 10, but the landing was about a 2
dismount i'll give it a 10... i dunno about that landing tho
Request Game: The Crew 2 Pa heart po Kuya kris
Kristian ph: drive normally kristian
12:47
Kristian ph: thats normal
Me: **enjoying the video**
I forgot that i have an online class.
Nani
Palagi ako nag eenjoy sa vids mo kuya HAHAHAH u made my day kpag pinapanood kta
Kristian: driving a bus with rocket
Some viewers: thick he/she watching the movie of speed
KRISTIAN EXPRESS
ANG UBER NA PAPUNTANG KULUNGAN
Request game Call Of Duty Warzone MW
*"You either die a hero, or live long see yourself become a villain"*
To: Anime boys/girls fictional characters that they become a villian and hero in the end~
Let me guess?
It's Itachi , right?
? Eren Yeager?
Obito Uchiha Right
@@lushfesway3151 Itachi didn't die he became a villain because he wanted to protect the village
pasubscribe naman po channel ko hehehehe🤟❤️ Salamat poo🤟🔥
THE KING IS BACK!!!
Me: driving safe
Hearing a sound
Kristian:tabe!!!!!
Me:this is the end
say goodBYE
tabe!!!!!!!
pers
second
Muñañyooo
Oi prr
4th
Wowwww
Name Ng Laro: *"BeamNG"*
Yung Laro: *"Demolition Derby"*
Bakit kulay itim yung chat
Yung beamng itim
Pati yung demolition derby
Itim na itim pala
pasubscribe naman po channel ko hehehehe🤟❤️ Salamat poo🤟🔥
I LABYU KRISTIAN!!!!! ANG GWAPO MOOO!!! ❤❤❤❤❤
Request Game: Little nightmares secrets of the maw
Up
Wait...is there new again?
@@lushfesway3151 no i mean the dlc
@@lushfesway3151 go search it
Up
Kuya kristian try niyo po laruin yong "hellseed"
It went from a mostly perfectly normal day into a GTA online lobby real quick
Shesh galing na mag drive haha Going back to old videos I miss memories
Request Game: Minecraft Build Battle Hypixel Server
This is like Russian who not afraid's for everything
Yes .
Lmao grammar
@@denshuu07 sowwy :3
@@zero_968 its fine :) im just reminding :)
12:38 HAHAHAHA😆
Salamat Po Kuya Kris Sa BeamNgDrive At God Bless Po Kuya Kris😇😇
Kuya kris request game: Zombie stories sa roblox
*dislike*
@@eizerjhace9292 DISLIKED
@@eizerjhace9292 Disliked
@@eizerjhace9292 inggit lang kayo
Kuya kristian kelan mo po lalaruin ang little nightmares secrets of the maw? Sabi mo po yun sa nanik ep69 heheheh
ang weird kaka search ko lang ng Kristian Ph Tas May Notification Lumabas lol
The king is back 👑
Kuya kris: mag drive nako in a normal way...
Also kuya kristian: ** di mapigilang di mag drive in a nice way dahil gusto niya mapangiti ang mga chikoys sa pamamagitan ng pag dr-idrive in a crazy way**
kung gusto nyo po ng amv video punta po kayo sa cahannel ko 😊 comment nadin po kayo para ma heart hehe😊🙌👌
Only true fans remember this;
Palisimum, bufa.😘👌
pasubscribe naman po channel ko hehehehe🤟❤️ Salamat poo🤟🔥
@@hermescodm9805 tumigil ka
10:30 tumambling yung kotse ni kuya Kris HAHAHAHA
I'm From India ❤️🙏
Kristian When Turn Left or Right: Says "oh gad"
Sino ba naman ang mag mamaneho ng hindi tumitingin sa side mirror😆
pasubscribe naman po channel ko hehehehe🤟❤️ Salamat poo🤟🔥
kung gusto nyo po ng amv video punta po kayo sa cahannel ko 😊 comment nadin po kayo para ma heart hehe😊🙌👌
At 10:47, I'm imagining he says, "Yeah, I don't think that will buff out," and I'm screaming laughing lmaooooo I wanna learn Tagalog just to understand this guy's RUclips.
He said “ I dont think that’s not good”
@@IceArterZ “i dont think thats good” is what he said
@@Sp1c3R1ce yep
@@Sp1c3R1ce oo sorry mali nga
Hey! I'm not imtating others but let's appreciate kuya kristian spending money just to make us happy..Thank You kuya kristian!
Ganda NG ng laro Kuya ah at MAGANDANG Video din
Everyday i watch kristian ph cause he makes me feel happy
Game Requests: "The dark pictures anthology: little hope"
Kristian be like: "Let's drive in a human way"
But in the end it escalated lol
Span
Spam
Yea i meny dat
The legend of funny is back!
Request game: bus driving ultimate
so that is the reason why kristian is being chased by the police: D
Haha
pasubscribe naman po channel ko hehehehe🤟❤️ Salamat poo🤟🔥
if he spoke English he would legit be one of my favorite youtubers
I hope he add English Subtitles
For those of you wondering, most of the content he was saying is that he wanted to drive in a "humane way" so like a normal sane driver, but the police keeps chasing him for bumping into him and all the other drivers kept on crashing or trying to crash onto him.
For the bus part, he kept telling the drivers to "Move over." He was amazed at first at the bus and wondering what it was.
He can speak English but checked his channel and his target audience is local, for now. Who knows. He might add subs.
10:31 That was literally cartwheeling down the road, lmao!!
10:30 kuya kristian: i will go to heaven bye bye me:👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋
I don't understand anything but the effect is cool lol
Same
2:50
Kristian: "oi P*ta
Police Driver: * I'm drunk*
Yung napaka ayos ng mood mo nung inistart mo video tas yung mga nasa paligid mga sira ulo tas may naalala kang katarantaduhan GAS GAS GAS big fan pala ako kuya kris naka sub ako sainyi for 7years
1:29 phew close call
Request game: Genshin impact
Fun fact: you are early but u dont know what to say
No
Fun fact: people early said that
Yes
All people said: you are early but u don't know what to say
What can I feel in that
You suck
MORE PAAA🌝
Kristian: (Sarap bumangga ng mga kotse na parang bull)
Me: Dying Laughing
👍
No one ;
Literally no one;
My car in GtA; 4:00
It's funny how me and him live in a country literally side by side and can't understand a single word coming from his mouth. But video still entertaining somehow. Great job you....
Is my favorite bro❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 i like this game