on a serious note though, i dont understand women on roblox specifically. sometimes theyre actually like women and sometimes behave like men. i have no issues with talking to women irl, but i struggle to implement the same irl approaches on roblox. any answers?
@@realobamagaming it’s bc they r chronically online and they get no social interaction and most of them r just weird, it’s also why gdis ex cheated on him bc I reckon he’s just a weird person when u meet him irl
To be honest I didn't expect John to give them lemonade instead turning the lemon into an ICBM for a couple seconds before turning the person in front of him into Lemonade
After watching the whole video multiple times.. As the video played on, seemingly harmless scenes of laughter and camaraderie began to morph into an enigmatic spectacle. Whispers of an unearthly presence, cloaked in shadows, permeated the screen, arousing a sense of intrigue and unease. Many assumed it to be a mere performance, a well-executed act to captivate and enthrall. However, the final frames unveiled the shocking twist that would send shivers down spines and haunt restless nights. In an inexplicable turn of events, a woman, once a passive spectator, erupted into a frenzy of barks and ferocious punches, as if possessed by an otherworldly force. The cryptic spell, concealed within the video's fabric, had been cast, and chaos ensued. As I meticulously examined every second of the footage, the perplexing reality of "John Roblox" emerged. Whether intentional or inadvertent, his presence wielded an inexplicable power over the minds of those who dared to witness his digital realm. The passage of time, intertwined with the allure of the video, seemed to unfurl a dark enigma, unhinging the minds of the unprepared. Through the tapestry of the video's unfolding narrative, one indisputable conclusion emerged. It was not just the abrupt conclusion of the video that left a lasting impact; it was the lingering, haunting essence that echoed far beyond the screen's boundaries. The madness, the bewilderment, and the essence of "John Roblox" seeped into the subconscious of all who dared to encounter it. In the end, whether "John Roblox" was a digital magician or a harbinger of inexplicable turmoil, one thing was certain - his realm was a realm of shadows, where illusions merged with reality, and reality merged with nightmares. The enigmatic video had unleashed its chaos, and none could escape the bewitching allure of its captivating madness.
John i just wanna say something that , must be true , you're officially the FIRST youtuber MAN who say's what he think , you cant get cancelled , you hate furrys not like others that says , " i dont hate furrys and but im not one of them" you literally the meaning of sigma male , your not a SIMP , you aint a CRINGY Ah RUclipsR , your just AWESOME ,i just wanna make you know we all are here for you and we will be here ever , supporting you , I wish you read this Soldier John🔥🔥 -Lieutenant Shadoxz.
you should build one walled in area to put whoever you want in it, and once you get enough people put them into some battle royale and the last one alive gets to be freed while the rest have to stay, sorta like a "Controlling An Entire Roblox Server Pt. 2"
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thanks to BethyVA for coming on yet again...
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yessir
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WOMAN 😱😱😱😱😱
This is 100% what i expected john to act like around women
😂
“Absolute dignity and respect”
He acted like a simp around women lol
Women women women women women women women
sniffs harder than me on the pure columbian
I want every interaction John has with any woman to be similar to this.
Bro is proud virgin 💪
sex offender registry speedrun
this is why he got cheated on LOL
@@berryy82banned
Me following better way than spending money feeding a woman that can cheat on someone, virgin forever. Never care abt keds.
gotta love it when john plays with bethy
literally always something funny happens in the vid when bethy is in it
yooo 307 likes thanks guys!!1!11
@@jiveyi 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@icyski1594🤡🤡🤡
There is a _reason_ though it shall not be mentioned
@@icyski1594I mean he was just saying thanks you dont have to be rude to him
Love the exploiter catching videos GDI, please make more. It's peak.
Yes
Lmao im glad im not the only one whos addicted to those
I like how instead of females being disgusted they appreciate his humor
(EDIT): stop making drama under this comment
how can people hate comedy gold humor?
Lol well yeah in real life that would be something different
any self respecting female finds it weird but this is why he got cheated on LOL
on a serious note though, i dont understand women on roblox specifically. sometimes theyre actually like women and sometimes behave like men. i have no issues with talking to women irl, but i struggle to implement the same irl approaches on roblox. any answers?
@@realobamagaming it’s bc they r chronically online and they get no social interaction and most of them r just weird, it’s also why gdis ex cheated on him bc I reckon he’s just a weird person when u meet him irl
Truly a woman moment of all time
aint no way, he will never be the same..
😭😭😭😭😢
HE WILL BE THE SAME. maybe
@@oscarbrawl-z4tno, the woman!
No
To be honest I didn't expect John to give them lemonade instead turning the lemon into an ICBM for a couple seconds before turning the person in front of him into Lemonade
ICBM as in Inter Continental Ballistic Missile?
0:24 how every criminality player acts when they see a female
0:25 this is definitely me when im following a woman like my mom around
lol
Why are you sniffing your mom???
@@mohammedabb985why wouldent you
🤨📸
No john why you are a simp!?
10:18
Bro really pulled a Homelander moment
John really is like Homelander sometimes
Wow John back on that women grindset
Yessir
Fr
frfr
Got catch ‘em all
@oofmonkey7550 no its called simping
John wants Bethy to play with him for every game he’s good at
Thats basically a game with me and my brother lol
The crim players wondering what the hell the random 60 second countdown means:
Xd
After watching the whole video multiple times..
As the video played on, seemingly harmless scenes of laughter and camaraderie began to morph into an enigmatic spectacle. Whispers of an unearthly presence, cloaked in shadows, permeated the screen, arousing a sense of intrigue and unease. Many assumed it to be a mere performance, a well-executed act to captivate and enthrall.
However, the final frames unveiled the shocking twist that would send shivers down spines and haunt restless nights. In an inexplicable turn of events, a woman, once a passive spectator, erupted into a frenzy of barks and ferocious punches, as if possessed by an otherworldly force. The cryptic spell, concealed within the video's fabric, had been cast, and chaos ensued.
As I meticulously examined every second of the footage, the perplexing reality of "John Roblox" emerged. Whether intentional or inadvertent, his presence wielded an inexplicable power over the minds of those who dared to witness his digital realm. The passage of time, intertwined with the allure of the video, seemed to unfurl a dark enigma, unhinging the minds of the unprepared.
Through the tapestry of the video's unfolding narrative, one indisputable conclusion emerged. It was not just the abrupt conclusion of the video that left a lasting impact; it was the lingering, haunting essence that echoed far beyond the screen's boundaries. The madness, the bewilderment, and the essence of "John Roblox" seeped into the subconscious of all who dared to encounter it.
In the end, whether "John Roblox" was a digital magician or a harbinger of inexplicable turmoil, one thing was certain - his realm was a realm of shadows, where illusions merged with reality, and reality merged with nightmares. The enigmatic video had unleashed its chaos, and none could escape the bewitching allure of its captivating madness.
I am NOT reading all that 💀💀💀
🔥🔥🔥✍️ but not reading allat
I readed it, Thanks for your opinion
I am reading allat🗣🔥🔥🔥
Ga dam
"here in the wild, we got a casual roblox player chasing down a woman, these are rare sights for these creatures which provokes the curiosity"
“Not much, what are you doi-“
*homelander beams activated*
Alternate title: playing roblox criminality as a virgan (real)
this is the most normal Roblox woman interaction
3:47 YO WTF IS THIS ZOOM JOHN!!?
he’s zooming into the btool you uncultured swine
YO WHAT
I think he was showcasing the creater cube thingie
Bro john is literally homelander in criminality
NOT THE PIT OF HELL man 😭😭
Never thought I’d see the day where slightly drunk Roblox man would bully asmr voice actor in Roblox
I just love how he said “STOP SHOOTING AT MY LEMONADE STAND OR DIE” 7:41 it was so john like 🤣🤣
i wanna see more bethy!!, shes so cool
other guys: omg dude its a girl shes beautiful
john: women...women...women...women...women
Bethy:HELP ME John: Take some chips. Me: he’s using those chips like it’s ice from the nurse
Rare footage of john roblox gaming with a woman:
0:15 "is it gonna blow up" BOOM !
yes
The people in the server seeing the countdown: "IF I WANTED TO SURVIVE DISASTERS, I WOULD GO TO THE GAME DESIGNATED FOR THEM"
8:55 POV John Roblox as Homelander
This feels like homelander killing people mercilessly.
Man's so humble he gives away free lemonade, sich a nice guy!
"not much, what are you doing?"
*becomes homelander*
bro is a menace, first he lazerd an innocent guy then said its fine to kill innocent people, bro is slowly becoming homelander 💀 10:23
John i just wanna say something that , must be true , you're officially the FIRST youtuber MAN who say's what he think , you cant get cancelled , you hate furrys not like others that says , " i dont hate furrys and but im not one of them" you literally the meaning of sigma male , your not a SIMP , you aint a CRINGY Ah RUclipsR , your just AWESOME ,i just wanna make you know we all are here for you and we will be here ever , supporting you , I wish you read this Soldier John🔥🔥
-Lieutenant Shadoxz.
The absolute state of comment sections with recent comments
Oil up in 15 minutes I'll be there lil bro
2:59 I want to think John kicked the door so hard the whole building inclined and became Pisa tower 2.0
she’s breaking canon event there’s no women in crim (real)
0:01:(John Roblox) just a normal start of the conversation with a woman
0:05:(Also John Roblox) *Becomes Homelander**
NEW CHARACTER UNLOCKED:
john x bethy's simps
john is the ultimate version of a man
John acting like that one bird who likes coco puffs.
Jhon knows how to act around women
5 second to the video
Johns mind: sigma mode activate
Also Johns mind: Destroy creature
Oldest John roblox fan:
I just love how he added real😭💀
Nice video btw!
Quality videos John I love when you troll bethy
Why she sounds like a voice actor lol
Cause she is
She is
I don't know if you're trying to make a joke but she is called BethyVA for a reason
@@syouji185it was just a joke bro💀
Bethy is fucking dying
Meanwhile john: "look i got candy"
1:27 me showing my pet alien food
Bro became homelander 💀
john is like a 12 year old who hasnt seen a woman in their entire life
you just explained 70% of the roblox community in this one sentence
Gotta appreciate the girl yo🚶
John have a gf 😐
@@jesusramirez1533 i meant in the video... afterall it was scripted for that
@@Braxtonsmith1147 oh ok
bethy: *is dying*
john: "look, *candy!*"
John: developing TDX and making mid-good content for us
Meanwhile john: trying to be strange
( This is why you dont get a starcode john )
shut up nerdie
I saw the words “JOHN ROBLOX” and “WOMAN” and clicked as soon as I could.
7:49 LOL THATS MY FRIEND
I want her to scream just like John, i want her to be like John, screaming like she turned into demon the nemesis of cheaters
3:08 "This only 12 dollars" "I said buy something nice NOT EXPENSIVE!"
finally someone get that reference
Nobody:
6:54 *Arrrr he's a thief!*
5:41 John knew damn well what he was doing 😭😭
1:51 look drink- BOoOmmMM
9:55 that scream gave me hella "GRIFFITH" vibes
He never fails to deliver.
(Outro tank supporters)
In the beginning😂😂 “is it going to blow up?” Eventually gets blown sky high like a tiger 2 when ammo racked in war thunder
0:29 women women *gets shooted* women *K I L L H U M A N* women
8:55 that was such a homelander move
Watching Johns videos make me wanna play criminality
john be like:i Chase woman to their houses to make sure they get there safe
Roblox
True
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This is so rare, a wild John meeting a women for the first time
9:12 anger issues kicks in
John is the most underrated roblox youtuber
Edit:Also the goofiest
@muzi7494 idk i just think he deserve more subs like 2 or 3 Milions
0:22 This is what a SIMP always do when get bored but I didn’t mentioned John so don’t misunderstand. 💀
john playing crim with bethy is the most funniest thing ever made lmao
John:GET BOMBED STUPID HACKERRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS John with a women:Lets take a walk
you should build one walled in area to put whoever you want in it, and once you get enough people put them into some battle royale and the last one alive gets to be freed while the rest have to stay, sorta like a "Controlling An Entire Roblox Server Pt. 2"
hey john i dare you to try (dummies vs noobs) and also there some good weapons in that game
Zero two been real quiet since this dropped
There's simps, men of culture, and John Roblox.
Nah man that's a paid actor I don't believe this
1:56
john: look, drink
a Little Boy:
Blud saw a woman again💀 and decided to play with her💀
john was so hard during the entire video
john pooblox finally talks to a woman after so long!!1!1!!1
2:45 Made me laugh so hard I started crying.
i love how he ignored that the Woman. was dying and showed his bag of chips and candy
Minecraft RUclipsrs be like
Average John be like: women..
"What'cha you doing?"
"Not much, what are you d-"
*BEAM*
John actin’ freaky but he ain’t freaky irl, not like doctor disrespect
I swear if john had any woman friends the interaction in this video would be the same
The ship has **SUNK** 😭😭💀💀💀
DUDE YOU WERE PLAYING WITH MY FRIEND AT 1:17 ON THE VIDEO BRO.
your so brutal with the lasers nice content
if crimniality had btools for everyone it would be hype but you need to spawn a plot that to use the btools in that would be great
I didn't think he would become a simp
"God of War Simps in Lego Website. Is Having the Time of Their Life."
3:00 "you're so weak" *breaks the door with gorilla powered leg*
My mind: blood, violence, weapons, having no toenails, deez nuts