ENOUGH With The Star Wars Announcements!

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024
  • Another day, another pointless announcement from Disney Lucasfilm, for a Star Wars project that will probably never happen. In this case, a whole new trilogy of movies overseen by Simon Kinberg. What are the chances this will ever actually happen?
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  • @thekiller7994
    @thekiller7994 29 дней назад +6837

    It’s weird how a decade ago, I was hyped for Star Wars. But now, I feel nothing but apathy

    • @hoouos2
      @hoouos2 29 дней назад +217

      Same. Star Wars used to be THEE Franchise that everyone could be excited for. Now I just want it to stop.

    • @graye2799
      @graye2799 29 дней назад +180

      As a wise old woman once said: "Apathy is death."

    • @TheBranchez
      @TheBranchez 29 дней назад +52

      For me it is far from apathy. Now I get angry whenever I see a new project because I know how good it potentially could but most certainly will not be. And it just reminds me of all the damage SW has suffered during the years. It is such a sad state of affairs. The only thing that bothers me more is when I see what they are doing with my precious Lord of the Rings.

    • @MRFLOPPYmr
      @MRFLOPPYmr 29 дней назад

      Apathy is death!

    • @rsa7767
      @rsa7767 29 дней назад +31

      It looks they could afford to throw away more money.
      I wont even pirate any of these.

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 29 дней назад +1943

    The reaction to the Rey movie confirms that Star Wars fans have reached peak apathy.

    • @LastSunrise1981
      @LastSunrise1981 29 дней назад +68

      They're still going through with the Rey film no one asked for?

    • @Basedbrawler
      @Basedbrawler 29 дней назад +103

      Aren’t the sequels Rey’s story. Why does she need her own movie? She’s the Mary Sue of the sequels

    • @danielschoch4881
      @danielschoch4881 29 дней назад +36

      @@LastSunrise1981 One writer quit already.

    • @danielbrown9368
      @danielbrown9368 29 дней назад +15

      Reaction to the what?

    • @philjones3824
      @philjones3824 29 дней назад +7

      [shrugs]

  • @LukimusPrime
    @LukimusPrime 29 дней назад +3291

    The franchise is a walking corpse. Nothing they announce is going to make me watch Star Wars again. Let the franchise just die already.

    • @a.x.w
      @a.x.w 29 дней назад +126

      Actually there is one thing. They could announce selling the rights.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 29 дней назад +37

      Disney Star Wars is a Deadite zombie from Evil Dead. A soulless corpse.

    • @blindlobster
      @blindlobster 29 дней назад +8

      Not even a trilogy of movies (on Earth) about how a Kirsten Kelly tricks a Jerry Lemas into giving her his ultra-successful franchises that Jerry created and invested his life into. Once Kirsten Kelly has the franchises, she ruins the franchises by focusing on irrelevant/conflicting goals and neglecting the quality of the movies under her hand. Kirsten wants to change the world but her actions result in "her" company losing millions of cash. This causes anger and arguments with her "boss" Rob Ivan who wants to fire her but cannot do so (either because of signed documents or because Kirsten knows where the missing bodies are). Jerry Lemas hating the franchises he created because Kirsten Kelly ruined it. Anger, tragedy, drama etc. One could even make a great tv show (instead of movies) out of the concept. It wouldn't be a happy show.
      One could really make a good series "not based" on how existing celebrities and companies have behaved and existed... (Of course, this idea is not related to any living people or existing companies, so do not sue me.)

    • @wbae1340
      @wbae1340 29 дней назад +2

      There are a still a couple good things here and there. Early Mandalorian and especially Endor was awesome. Those are SO much better than the trash prequels. But yes, the rest is garbage haha

    • @sjdrifter72
      @sjdrifter72 29 дней назад +11

      @@wbae1340 I think you meant Andor, not Endor from Return of the Jedi.

  • @RetroRichie
    @RetroRichie 28 дней назад +110

    Liam Neeson said about Star Wars in an Interview, "there's too much and it's diluting the magic of it all"

  • @prkr07
    @prkr07 29 дней назад +1410

    The only announcement I want to hear from that company is that KK has been fired, because that's the only thing worth celebrating.

    • @terrylandess6072
      @terrylandess6072 29 дней назад +22

      The Navigators were right to not want a Beni Jesuit Witch in their midst.

    • @Avalon_1991
      @Avalon_1991 29 дней назад +59

      She'll just make sure that whoever takes over has the same beliefs as her. Nothing will change when she goes.

    • @jorghaltehreffkyan4190
      @jorghaltehreffkyan4190 29 дней назад +59

      That's not gonna fix it. All of Disney s higher ups are infected with wokeness, which inhibits storytelling.

    • @nicoleking772
      @nicoleking772 29 дней назад

      The only announcement I want to hear from that company is that Elon has bought Lucasfilm from Dismal and will
      Make Star Wars Great Again

    • @manuelper
      @manuelper 29 дней назад

      Yeah and her successor will be a black trans gay eskimo that will amp the identity politics in casting and writing another notch. The problem is beyond KK, it's Disney itself.

  • @Theofficialtino
    @Theofficialtino 29 дней назад +8798

    Star Wars is dead. Let’s just accept it.

    • @ryanleikness3414
      @ryanleikness3414 29 дней назад +324

      Been dead since 2005 when I left the theater satisfied after seeing Revenge of the Sith

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 29 дней назад +59

      I did ten years ago.

    • @Abandonsoyciety
      @Abandonsoyciety 29 дней назад +188

      It's been dead since Disney bought it. Lol

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 29 дней назад +73

      Andor Season 2 comes out soon, after that it will be completely dead for me

    • @LouSassol69er
      @LouSassol69er 29 дней назад +44

      Aside from Andor Disney can't produce good Star Wars for sure

  • @PaulSchlock
    @PaulSchlock 29 дней назад +1260

    It's just them trying to get investors and boost their stock

    • @TheReelStuff
      @TheReelStuff 29 дней назад +34

      Imagine owning so many franchises but just keep ruining each one

    • @shadowchaser3836
      @shadowchaser3836 29 дней назад +12

      Yeah but how many times can they cry wolf?

    • @ordo_draigo_assault_ham
      @ordo_draigo_assault_ham 29 дней назад +16

      And it hasn’t worked in years. There is no excitement to manage or whatever they’re calling product pushing.

    • @r_c1
      @r_c1 29 дней назад +21

      who in their right mind still has stock in star wars? i would’ve cashed out years ago

    • @samtaholo
      @samtaholo 29 дней назад +8

      Exactly. "Disney earnings call coming up? Let's announce a new Star Wars project!" Honestly, how stupid _are_ Disney investors if they keep buying these announcements as good news?

  • @chrisc6677
    @chrisc6677 28 дней назад +206

    As long as Kathleen Kenedy is in charge of anything, It will be ruined.

    • @losrajvosa0078
      @losrajvosa0078 28 дней назад +2

      Excatly

    • @MiataManDan
      @MiataManDan 26 дней назад

      She will be gone soon

    • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
      @nikolaspapanagnou2723 25 дней назад +3

      @@MiataManDan when?! Until we’re 90!

    • @MiataManDan
      @MiataManDan 25 дней назад +1

      @@nikolaspapanagnou2723 her contract ends next year apparently and she is old now

    • @haueinif.l.4448
      @haueinif.l.4448 23 дня назад

      or a female director gets put in charge for they first time .. again.

  • @mersenniusprime
    @mersenniusprime 29 дней назад +1443

    God yes, please make another trilogy. I want to see what happens when they lose money on the first movie, then realize that they either have to find a way to cancel a mainline Star Wars trilogy or keep shoveling money onto a fire. If nothing else, maybe it'll hasten the demise of Disney.

    • @Tony-ix4oc
      @Tony-ix4oc 29 дней назад +74

      Maybe after the third, they'll finally fire Kennedy

    • @brianpembrook9164
      @brianpembrook9164 29 дней назад +44

      Give her all the force you got, Disney! We believe it will work this time; afterall the money is almost gone...

    • @trashjash
      @trashjash 29 дней назад +40

      And maybe we can Morbius them too while they're at it - "Sorry Disney, we were all too busy to see it when you first put it in theaters! We promise if you pay for another round hitting the theaters, we'll totally go this time." And then give them the inner city dad going to get milk and cigs treatment.

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid 29 дней назад +22

      Sounds good to me fellas!
      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! LET DISNEY BURRRRRRRN!

    • @6DunJuan9
      @6DunJuan9 29 дней назад +11

      They say they paid $500m in advertising. Which doesn't really matter when Kennedy is on the board and receives quarterly bonuses in the 10s of millions..and can pay back her sponsors so they can sponsor another flop, but Kennedy will use her advertising company and make it back in bonuses..rinse and repeat.

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 29 дней назад +3651

    Stars wars died the moment Disney acquired it.

    • @dogg-paws
      @dogg-paws 29 дней назад +51

      Admittedly true in hindsight. The Last Jedi opened the eyes of the majority.

    • @RogueFox2185
      @RogueFox2185 29 дней назад +37

      It died with TLJ, buried with Kenobi and then dug up along with being desecrated via the Acolyte.

    • @Jekyll_Jackal
      @Jekyll_Jackal 29 дней назад +21

      You can see it on George Lucas's eyes after signing

    • @TKWNNGGT
      @TKWNNGGT 29 дней назад +1

      Amen.

    • @chucksenhowzen9740
      @chucksenhowzen9740 29 дней назад +2

      So true

  • @bdleo300
    @bdleo300 29 дней назад +562

    Star Wars fans 10-20 years ago: Please more!
    Star Wars fans today: Please no more!

    • @stlawstlaw7585
      @stlawstlaw7585 29 дней назад +4

      LOL

    • @Rezzanine
      @Rezzanine 29 дней назад +7

      "Please stop!"

    • @calexander7495
      @calexander7495 29 дней назад +10

      "You can stop beating the horse, it's been nothing but bones for years."

    • @JohnMartin-kf2sm
      @JohnMartin-kf2sm 29 дней назад +8

      I never imagined the day would come when I wouldn’t care about a new Stsr Wars movie. Yet here we are.

    • @A2theC
      @A2theC 28 дней назад +2

      I was feeling the "no more" 20 years ago tbh. Classic trilogy was great, origin trilogy kind of killed it, which is why Georgie sold it.
      Disney just danced around with the corpse of what we once loved making all of us feel horrified & traumatized.
      Imagine a new in-law doing this at a family funeral, poor grandpa beloved monarch of the family who slaved through the depression building the family's wealth.

  • @TheCHEESEG
    @TheCHEESEG 27 дней назад +28

    I remember waiting in line with my mom and cousin for Revenge of the Sith, we waited 8 hours and there were people camping and in cosplay all so excited for it. It was an actual event and a core memory for it, but now It's impossible to form any kind of care or excitement for anything Disney shits out

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 26 дней назад +3

      That was probably the coolest experience you had and I’m so sad I never got to experience, I was 5 at that time and I didn’t like going to the movies because it was too loud. When I did go see the new Disney Star Wars movies it didn’t have the same atmosphere during the prequel movies.

    • @robbiewatson3525
      @robbiewatson3525 18 дней назад +2

      Me too. I saw all three in theaters as a kid. We waited for a few hours for phantom menace. We were playing the phantom menace soundtrack on the way there. Ppl dressed as darth maul waiting in line….good memories.

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 29 дней назад +881

    Remember when a new Star Wars movie was a cultural event? It takes a special brand of incompetence to take that pop cultural power and turn it into nobody giving a foch in just 10 years.

    • @shinichiizumi2242
      @shinichiizumi2242 29 дней назад +49

      same thing happened to Marvel

    • @salazam
      @salazam 29 дней назад +16

      I learned my lesson after the Special Editions. Phantom Menace only drove it further home. Fool me once, fool me twice. If you're still getting fooled, you're a special kind of something.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 29 дней назад +14

      now even the reaction from the paid media is : "uhhh..... ooookay.... why?"
      if this company was run by adults this would be the nail in Kennedy's coffin. Hate you can monetize, apathy not so much, and Star Wars has reached the point of complete apathy.

    • @toh6261
      @toh6261 29 дней назад +11

      We should all put nothing but positivity in all the comments in every video, and then just not go see any of it.

    • @shinichiizumi2242
      @shinichiizumi2242 29 дней назад +6

      @@toh6261 Lmao

  • @dactorjones2430
    @dactorjones2430 29 дней назад +1135

    Disney Star Wars is like herpes, just won’t go away

    • @sirloin8745
      @sirloin8745 29 дней назад +23

      . . . or a fart in a phone box?
      It just lingers on, for no good reason. 😷

    • @johnpublic-g7j
      @johnpublic-g7j 29 дней назад +4

      @@sirloin8745 That is some funny 💩!

    • @dudet9662
      @dudet9662 29 дней назад +1

      when the writers are valtrex vixens

    • @devlinallistair-zx5by
      @devlinallistair-zx5by 29 дней назад +6

      And appears at the most inopportune time.

    • @lamplighter1968
      @lamplighter1968 29 дней назад

      "It's like a hickey on your dick. It just won't go away." --Sarge

  • @vvv1761
    @vvv1761 29 дней назад +392

    The sludge must flow!

  • @JakeDelanois
    @JakeDelanois 27 дней назад +77

    Expanding universe does not necessarily translate to quality. One should emphasize on maintaining the initial essence while innovating. Continuous announcements are not impressive if they are not backed up with substantial progress and delivery.

  • @Patrick-fk4ef
    @Patrick-fk4ef 29 дней назад +513

    "Who the fuck even cares?" is exactly how I feel about Star Wars now, thanks to Disney.

    • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
      @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 29 дней назад +29

      Hamill and Ford becoming a couple of Kamala simps sunk the franchise even more. My neighbors took down all of their Star Wars memorabilia and listed it on eBay after that pathetic Harrison Ford endorsement video. These actors literally see half of the country as facists, racists, and garbage. It's best not to support them. Anthony Hopkins said it best when he said that actors need to keep their political views to themselves.

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 29 дней назад +2

      EXCELLENT THE CRITICAL DRINKER 🍺 WORK.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 29 дней назад +4

      and yet you still clicked...

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 29 дней назад +5

      ​@@salazam he clicked for the critical drinker content and not the star wars itself

    • @salazam
      @salazam 29 дней назад +3

      ​@@theunknowman12 Nah, I don't think so. Nice try tho.

  • @stevencherry1396
    @stevencherry1396 29 дней назад +261

    Disney took one of the most valuable IPs in history, with one of the most dedicated fan bases ever, and ran it into the ground.

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 29 дней назад +8

      At least in mainstream entertainment it is; but real dedicated still love the lore pre-Disney/EU.

    • @MikeJohnson-qy4wq
      @MikeJohnson-qy4wq 29 дней назад +11

      The problem is they know, saying that is meaningless for them as they aren’t looking for financial success. It’s all about social engineering and THE MESSAGE

    • @cristopherfrakes1416
      @cristopherfrakes1416 29 дней назад +5

      They took 2 down.... They managed to kill Marvel too! They sure are good at what they do!

    • @salazam
      @salazam 29 дней назад

      Was it really Disney? I mean, people kept buying tickets. If people keep buying tickets of course they're going to keep making them.

    • @calexander7495
      @calexander7495 28 дней назад +1

      @salazam They milked the nostalgia until it was gone. People wanted to like it but Disney's terrible storytelling and destruction of the lore drove more and more people away each time. They were going to launch 1-2 Star Wars movies a year, now they go on Disney Plus. Basically the equivalent of Straight to DVD. No man, they ruined it. They strangled the golden goose, giving it just enough air to keep kicking for a little while.

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 29 дней назад +552

    “It’s dead, Jim.”
    Oh wait wrong franchise.

    • @darthrevan9858
      @darthrevan9858 29 дней назад +57

      "I'm a doctor Jim, not a franchise ruining director!"

    • @kleinwolf35
      @kleinwolf35 29 дней назад +49

      Well, you're not wrong.
      For both franchises.

    • @skepticalsmurf
      @skepticalsmurf 29 дней назад +27

      but unfortunately you’re right in both cases 😓

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 29 дней назад +24

      Every franchise is dead now.

    • @Volkbrecht
      @Volkbrecht 29 дней назад +4

      So what you're saying is that a Star Trek crossover is the thing that will save Star Wars?

  • @alexanderivanyuk8001
    @alexanderivanyuk8001 28 дней назад +22

    Man Disney is like a bad gambler. Keeps doubling down on the losses.

  • @camb9319
    @camb9319 29 дней назад +202

    4:00 - 'you bent Star Wars so much that it finally broke' *THAT* my good man, is one hell of an analogy, and so true!

  • @BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein
    @BobbyJCFHvLichtenstein 29 дней назад +773

    Disney needs to realize Star Wars is dead, and they were the ones that killed the franchise.

    • @defiraphi
      @defiraphi 29 дней назад +29

      Same goes with Alien , Terminator, Predator, James Bond, Robocop, etc... they are all dead franchises since long .

    • @TheBelrick
      @TheBelrick 29 дней назад +9

      Ahhh back in 2015 i was screaming how awful Disney SW was. The amount of copium invoked to overlook the awful mess that was the farce awakens. Good times because now, people are like: yes you were right. Because accepting awful movies first then rejecting them through share apathy second is the first step in healing hollywood so that in the future, we may once again get good movies.

    • @rogerhalt3991
      @rogerhalt3991 29 дней назад +1

      It needs to go away for a few years, even staff at LF think the same

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 29 дней назад +4

      Star Wars fans 10-20 years ago: Please more!
      Star Wars fans today: Please no more!

    • @archmage_of_the_aether
      @archmage_of_the_aether 29 дней назад +2

      The Democrats need to realize... Oh nevermind

  • @nathanbeverley247
    @nathanbeverley247 29 дней назад +258

    "You bent Star Wars so much that it finally broke, and there's no fixing it now." I knew that was true, but dang that still hits hard.

    • @A2theC
      @A2theC 28 дней назад +3

      It was spread so far & so thin that we saw through the marketing fluff & could hear the writers thoughts as they penned the first & only draft.

    • @yami122
      @yami122 26 дней назад +1

      Most normal people don't really care and like Star Wars just fine It's only really the alpha node who live on the Internet who waste their time watching videos just to hate on Star Wars who actually care
      By the way people hated the prequel trilogy and people hated the special editions people hating on Star Wars is nothing new and guess what star Wars kept going and it's going to keep going

    • @calexander7495
      @calexander7495 25 дней назад +2

      @@yami122 lol. Sure thing shill. Sure thing.

    • @yami122
      @yami122 25 дней назад

      @@calexander7495 tell that to Disney's profit margins for Star Wars it's made billions of dollars tens of billions of dollars
      and G for something that's not popular should are a lot of youtube channels that have hundreds of thousands if not millions of subscribers and views who do nothing but talk about you guessed it Star Wars

    • @calexander7495
      @calexander7495 25 дней назад

      @yami122 Sure thing shill, sure thing. You keep bragging about Disney's diminished returns on the once beloved franchise who's nostalgia they milked dry with their awful woke overhaul. 👉🤡

  • @Elimino_P
    @Elimino_P 29 дней назад +10

    If someone told 12 year old me that someday Star Wars would be totally dead to me, I'd NEVER have believed them.

  • @TrapMaster9215
    @TrapMaster9215 29 дней назад +265

    When Drinker ends his videos with 'Go away now', I think he was actually referring to Disney SW and not us.

    • @BryceByerley
      @BryceByerley 29 дней назад +7

      Tragic...because it's not going away as long as Disney has money.

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 26 дней назад

      @@BryceByerleyunless people finally wake up and leave NeverLand to stop giving Disney money. I know that’s wishful thinking but what the entertainment industry has become is horrific and it’s all Disney’s fault why most movies try to be like the MCU or Star Wars.

  • @bazig2070
    @bazig2070 29 дней назад +455

    Star Wars was my jam. I loved it. Then, one day, Disney came along and did horrible, unspeakable things to it in front of my eyes, and now it keeps asking if I'd like to stay in the room and witness the next thing it's going to do to it. Like the Drinker said, I don't care anymore.

    • @archersterling6726
      @archersterling6726 29 дней назад +9

      Weirdly specific...

    • @F0XRunner
      @F0XRunner 29 дней назад +15

      @@archersterling6726 South Park reference to Indiana Jones episode

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 29 дней назад +8

      @@archersterling6726
      Ah, keeping your eyes open for that sort of thing?

    • @archersterling6726
      @archersterling6726 29 дней назад +5

      @@F0XRunner Oh, I see now. Thanks 😅

    • @dinkmartini3236
      @dinkmartini3236 29 дней назад +1

      Okay. Dark but...effective. 😳

  • @bagggers9796
    @bagggers9796 29 дней назад +630

    I don't even watch ANY of the new Star Wars stuff, and I'm STILL sick of Star Wars.

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 29 дней назад +15

      As far as I'm concerned Disney can take Star Wars to a galaxy far, far away and stay there.

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 29 дней назад

      GREAT THE CRITICAL DRINKER ENOUGH WITH STAR 🌟 WARS Announcement

    • @tulinfirenze1990
      @tulinfirenze1990 29 дней назад +1

      Agreed - that's a real accomplishment. Well done Disney!

    • @tankerd1847
      @tankerd1847 29 дней назад +6

      Star Wars works when it is a trilogy roughly every generation. The problem is the trilogies have to be good and even when they're good you can't just spam the franchise with absurd amounts of filler content in between. Video games and books are one thing, because they allow the audience to use a greater amount of imagination in their interaction with them. What Disney is doing with the film and TV overload is killing any and all hype for their next set of movies, and that's before you account how bad their trilogy sucked.

    • @noahcocking4617
      @noahcocking4617 27 дней назад +1

      I would recommend getting through the first 3 episodes of Andor Season 1 but aside from that, yeah it’s dead

  • @FindSimpleGuides
    @FindSimpleGuides 27 дней назад +61

    Disney's strategy has started losing its impact and it's honestly concerning. Let's hope for a more promising future for the saga.

    • @fujitofusan
      @fujitofusan 18 дней назад

      No more saga. Scratch all other as non canon and wait 5 years. Try a different director and studio that could make qaulity script. No diversity bullshit.

    • @calexander7495
      @calexander7495 17 дней назад

      They ruined the Saga back with The Force Awakens.

  • @UnwantedGhost1-anz25
    @UnwantedGhost1-anz25 29 дней назад +149

    "Yes, I want these films to fail. I want them to fail, because they have given me no reason to wish for their success."
    *- Solar Sands*

  • @csurampower
    @csurampower 29 дней назад +130

    A long, long time ago when I was in college, our class studied Joseph Campbell and "The Power of Myth". A part of that is how ancient mythology informed George Lucas on "Star Wars: A New Hope", and how classic mythology tropes were used to make the story for that film interesting yet familiar, and involving for the audience. Today, I look at the Star Wars content being churned out, and I can't imagine any classroom finding any educational value in examining it, except for a business class looking at how a giant corporation managed to strangle a golden goose.
    EDIT: Sly little "The Running Man" reference there, Drinker. Top notch!

    • @lukefreeman4281
      @lukefreeman4281 29 дней назад +5

      Andor was good….and yes it contains educational value. 📜

    • @GoodCitizen-g6f
      @GoodCitizen-g6f 29 дней назад

      Disney is not interested in mythos. They are interested in propaganda through their awful movies.

    • @neophyte_7777
      @neophyte_7777 29 дней назад +2

      it's cool realizing Lucas pretty much ripped the story beats from Campbell's Monomyth, and how it basically solidified the OG trilogy as perfection

    • @l.sophia2803
      @l.sophia2803 29 дней назад +4

      Yes! And its worth a mention that Campbell was a mentor of sorts to Lucas, personally. Campbell was not only a mythologist but also a Jungian, which lent the aspect of deep psychology to the mythic forms Lucas presented that captured us so well. I remember everything about seeing Star Wars for the first time, from the name and location of the theatre, to the sound that made me duck at the opening scene as the Imperial ship flew overhead. We were so innocent and so damn lucky..

    • @seriouscat2231
      @seriouscat2231 29 дней назад

      The original is about humanity's attempt to understand itself. The current films are about humanity thinking that it already understands itself perfectly and only needs to express this perfect understanding. The problem is, the white male characters and heroes are embodiments of this first original aspiration, whereas the minority characters embody the latter.

  • @DH-eg8nt
    @DH-eg8nt 29 дней назад +145

    only announcement I want to hear from disney, is they are selling the franchise

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 28 дней назад

      I've got about 26centimes to spare, but I'd want every copy of the disney shite wars films and spinoffs burned and every mention on the internet scrubbed.

  • @100toeface
    @100toeface 17 дней назад +6

    1) Dinner with Rei
    2) Palpatine's final final final revenge
    3) A force for good
    4) San Holo
    5) My Empire and Me
    6) A Sunday drive on Tatooene
    7) The Ewok bookclub
    8) New beginnings of endings of beginnings of endings of beginnings
    9) Darth's dilemma
    10) A date for Rose

  • @MOH_AL_K
    @MOH_AL_K 29 дней назад +301

    They’re not gonna “ course correct “ unless they release a couple of movies that flop harder than The Marvels

    • @Hurrishane03
      @Hurrishane03 29 дней назад +19

      Good thing Acolyte is already in the bag↘️

    • @lesterparker1594
      @lesterparker1594 29 дней назад +22

      Do your part and don’t go watch it. I know I won’t

    • @MisterBeagleton
      @MisterBeagleton 29 дней назад +2

      Which seems inevitable at this point

    • @chrispollard341
      @chrispollard341 29 дней назад +2

      Even then.........

    • @MOH_AL_K
      @MOH_AL_K 29 дней назад +2

      @@Hurrishane03 that’s not a movie tho. It doesn’t have box office numbers and stuff like that.

  • @The_Mimewar
    @The_Mimewar 29 дней назад +254

    Remember when Star Wars was a rare occurrence, and the lore was serious business? I literally don’t care anymore. I have 3 movies I love, 3 I like, and a few episodes of clone wars. Star Wars is dead to me though.

    • @hardpack187
      @hardpack187 29 дней назад +10

      That's modern Hollywood. Look at how many fucking superhero movies have been shit out over the last 15 years. If something works once, it will work even better the next 40 times, that's their logic. Who can blame them, though? Deadpool 7, Iron Man 9, Captain America 13, you'll still see it.

    • @finkamain1621
      @finkamain1621 29 дней назад +8

      They can't even be bothered to even make a good soundtrack with unique new compositions. Instead we just get the remix of the Star Wars theme and other remixes of themes from the original trilogy. They don't care about making a long lasting product, they just care about pleasing investors and pushing the message

    • @abeartheycallFozzy
      @abeartheycallFozzy 29 дней назад +2

      John Williams is getting pretty old now and nobody on Earth is capable of making good music anymore. Apparently.

    • @tntTom174
      @tntTom174 29 дней назад +3

      I got four games with fond memories (KotOR, Jedi Knight&Academy) on top

    • @KissellMissile
      @KissellMissile 29 дней назад +3

      And Rebels!

  • @TheLindenbeat
    @TheLindenbeat 29 дней назад +53

    They aint milking the cow, theyre grinding it's bones to dust.

  • @jdblue00
    @jdblue00 20 дней назад +2

    Great review again. Thanks for all your good work.

  • @countdunkelheit1389
    @countdunkelheit1389 29 дней назад +334

    "Fanfourstick"😂😂

  • @Retrofun69
    @Retrofun69 29 дней назад +194

    Star Wars... I feel nothing but apathy.
    And when its not apathy, its disgust

    • @All2Meme
      @All2Meme 29 дней назад +1

      How about audible groaning? It's what I do when I hear about yet another feckless Star Wars "project" designed to milk just a bit more money from the slowly dying cash cow.

    • @Noodles.Doodles
      @Noodles.Doodles 29 дней назад +1

      Hope leads to anger, anger leads to disgust, disgust.... leads to apathy.

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi 12 дней назад

      "Apathy is death" ❤

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios 29 дней назад +287

    The Dark Phoenix Director and Writer doing this?!?!
    They can’t even get worse from here….

    • @theshadowman1398
      @theshadowman1398 29 дней назад +25

      You underestimate them.

    • @jamiecollins7915
      @jamiecollins7915 29 дней назад +17

      not until the triumphant return of Ruin johnson making a trilogy inspired by the last jedi, his magnum opus.

    • @Adamguy2003
      @Adamguy2003 29 дней назад +8

      So, the person who came up with that vomit- inducing (On so many levels) "X- Women" line is going to be given the authority to make a 'Star Wars' movie?
      Aye- yi- yi.

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 29 дней назад +2

      Also f-ing Rebels. :D It will be a Mary Sue fest. Especially because Failoni is the main creative officer or whatever his position of power in the Disney Empire is called.

    • @pranavsai9669
      @pranavsai9669 29 дней назад +4

      It can get a lot 'worse'. Just get in the She-Hulk writers and see it stoop even lower 💀

  • @sunso1991
    @sunso1991 29 дней назад +11

    i want more disney Starwars!!!!!!!!!
    i need more Mueller and Disparu 5 hour reviews!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @earthlingcarl3179
    @earthlingcarl3179 29 дней назад +293

    I still can't believe how badly they handled Kenobi, that could have easily run for 4-5 seasons with two giants in McGregor and Christensen as the foundation. But now it's been wrecked. Very sad.

    • @Banzai51
      @Banzai51 29 дней назад +29

      That would have been such a massive butchering of the lore I'm surprised they didn't do it.

    • @andreas5563
      @andreas5563 29 дней назад +8

      It gave us Star Wars Larry which is my favorite thing on youtube so im happy

    • @brainrich1358
      @brainrich1358 29 дней назад +30

      I think Kenobi could've gone the western/lone wanderer/Logan route for a fantastic mini series. But the way they went absolutely ruined the Canon continuity, and the writing was laughably stupid.

    • @goa9034
      @goa9034 29 дней назад +3

      The novel Kenobi is awesome
      My favorite SW standalone book

    • @olafgurke4699
      @olafgurke4699 29 дней назад +4

      @@andreas5563 Obi-Wan Ben Larry Kenobi is a legend, and everything Auralnautes does with SW is gold.

  • @bobsuruncle2112
    @bobsuruncle2112 29 дней назад +192

    “Nobody wants anymore Star Wars”
    And that was the whole point 🤷‍♂️

    • @higherground9888
      @higherground9888 29 дней назад +6

      Exactly. Demoralization.

    • @Rishi123456789
      @Rishi123456789 29 дней назад +8

      @@higherground9888 You're right, but their demoralisation agenda failed on me because I only care about the first six Star Wars films anyway. To me, only those films are canon. So Disney can shit out as many films and shows with the Star Wars logo cynically slapped onto it as they want.

    • @yami122
      @yami122 29 дней назад

      lots of people want Star Wars alpha nerds who think that a bunch of them screaming on the Internet makes them the majority simply don't want Star Wars and even then oftentimes they go see the movies anyways

    • @Zarreth
      @Zarreth 29 дней назад +3

      @@yami122 First, punctuation is your friend and you don't need to be a nerd to use it. 2nd, you're missing the point. The fanbase is a shell of it's former self. Your comment would be right regarding the people who obscenely hated the prequals but the numbers for the movies dropped after TLJ and the backlash towards its critics. Mando brought hope back with the first two seasons but the numbers for Boba, Kenobi, and s3 dipped so bad that Andor was failing until word of mouth saved its numbers. Numbers for Ashoka weren't great since people were mixed and then Acolyte....yeah.... cancelled due to low numbers and only even has a tiny cult following because of hardcore fans trying to support it to "own the chuds" or whatever they say nowadays. Even then, they're just liking it for identity politics purposes out of obligation to their weird ideology that they share with those who made it. There's always going to be those who eat up everything star wars, but that number isn't as big as it used to be after the studio and actors constantly attacking the fanbase. That's the difference between the Disney Machine and George Lucas, Lucas never attacked the fans and accused them of being evil people for not liking the prequels.

    • @yami122
      @yami122 29 дней назад

      @@ZarrethCrippled nerves prevent me from typing I use a voice recognition software and it doesn't really do punctuation very well
      As for the identity politics honestly the opposite can be said as well people only hated the acolyte because of their obsession with identity politics and their weird ideology
      It is a scientific fact that those who are lowest on social ladders are the ones who fear rising demographics the most and it's a bunch of loser nerds who can't handle that not every movie hero is a white man anymore and they flip out any time a movie has a woman
      it's funny they rant about how every more way has to have a woman nowadays but the reality is is that women leads in movies and TV shows is still a minority and men are still the dominant leads in both movies and TV shows
      Also honestly it's pretty arrogant to just assume people only like something to spike you instead of you know just liking it because they like it
      a bunch of loser outfit nerds getting together and deciding their right doesn't mean other people aren't going to have different opinions on their taste in art and there's people who genuinely like the acolyte
      Speaking of weird ideologies you have to be pretty pathetic to be going on to RUclips videos just to hate on something if you don't like the new stuff disney is doing with Star Wars why are you here why are you interacting with Star Wars in any way shape or form
      see back in my day If people didn't like a movie or TV show they would just not watch it and don't watch the sequels instead of what you often nerds try to do and hate on a franchise yet for some reason still cling to it just so you can continue to hate on it instead of just moving on with your life
      Honestly Star Wars isn't the problem the problem is the bigoted fans who feel entitled as if Disney owes them something And as if Star Wars has ever been anything other than a children's Series
      Also you must not be aware of the fact that George Lucas sold Star Wars because of how horrible the fans were to him

  • @joemarx7495
    @joemarx7495 29 дней назад +160

    This is why I'm so happy that they retconned the EU, because they've literally split the Star Wars universe into two distinct versions: Legends Star Wars and Disney Star Wars. So, as I've done from the very beginning, people can just follow the Legends version and just completely denounce Disney's as being really shitty fan fiction.

    • @Exton_Z1
      @Exton_Z1 29 дней назад +22

      Mara Jade is waayyy cooler than Rey

    • @joemarx7495
      @joemarx7495 29 дней назад +7

      @Exton_Z1 Facts

    • @finkamain1621
      @finkamain1621 29 дней назад +10

      @@Exton_Z1 I'd rather have a space barbarian army as the bad guys than the Empire 2.0 with Disney Star Wars

    • @hunterg.1300
      @hunterg.1300 29 дней назад +5

      The sad thing is, that there are quite a few Canon comics in the Disney era that are actually extremely good--probably because Disney doesn't have much control over or does not care about what happens in the comics. To this day, the Charles Soule run on Darth Vader is one of my favorite comic series of all time.

    • @thecandlemaker1329
      @thecandlemaker1329 29 дней назад +1

      I liked Rebels and Jedi videogames.

  • @Ravencos
    @Ravencos 29 дней назад +35

    1:45 Produced. Produced. But not directed.

    • @Project_415
      @Project_415 26 дней назад +3

      Just like how the same man who directed the Sequel Trilogy of Star Wars was also a producer on Person of Interest. Just because they’re involved doesn’t mean they’re entirely responsible for its quality

    • @andrewevans7229
      @andrewevans7229 12 дней назад

      He isn’t slated to be directing the trilogy.

  • @Snowfreak357
    @Snowfreak357 29 дней назад +93

    0:49 wtf, that list is ridiculous. No wonder the quality is so horrible in everything they do

  • @EliC09
    @EliC09 29 дней назад +101

    Only Star Wars announcement I want to hear is that the sequel trilogy isn’t canon

    • @AngelColeman-c8h
      @AngelColeman-c8h 28 дней назад +2

      Exactly This!!

    • @A2theC
      @A2theC 28 дней назад +4

      Pluto is a planet, classic trilogy is only canon.

    • @miraxterrik
      @miraxterrik 28 дней назад +3

      Goodness this!! It's not canon in my head anyway

    • @Filterdeez
      @Filterdeez 28 дней назад +2

      ​@@A2theCsorry bud, but episodes 1-3 are a part of GL's original vision. There are 6 movies, cope and seethe

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 26 дней назад +3

      @@Filterdeezdude’s probably still stuck in 1999-2005 sh*tting on the prequels or a HelloGreedo wannabe

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 29 дней назад +1046

    Star Wars have become more irrelevant than Mark Hamill’s Twitter tantrums

    • @BeeDub57
      @BeeDub57 29 дней назад +76

      To be fair, at least Mark's meltdowns are amusing.

    • @iexist.imnotjoking5700
      @iexist.imnotjoking5700 29 дней назад +16

      ​@@BeeDub57 So are Disney's dumpster fires.

    • @markdarragh6620
      @markdarragh6620 29 дней назад +51

      Will he still use twitter once he leaves the country?

    • @mawnkey
      @mawnkey 29 дней назад +53

      Twitter was simultaneously the worst and best thing to ever happen to celebrities. It's been absolutely terrible for their PR but hilariously amazing for those of us that hate celebrity culture.

    • @piperian3962
      @piperian3962 29 дней назад +14

      You say that, but I think about Mark Hamill’s Twitter meltdown more than all of Disney’s recent work combined.

  • @JoeMapes
    @JoeMapes 29 дней назад +47

    When you scrolled down the list with the arcade music, I thought I was looking back at high score list on '80's Frogger at my local childhood arcade.

    • @joelhodoborgas
      @joelhodoborgas 29 дней назад +1

      Jorge Constanza is that you

    • @notkimpine
      @notkimpine 24 дня назад

      i'm done with star wars. i'm leaving this community. and i'm leaving the goddamn industry of entertaiment. fuck hollywood and fuck star wars.

  • @dungusyungus245s
    @dungusyungus245s 29 дней назад +64

    0:36 Imagining the Star Wars IP being sentient and saying this makes me sad. As if it knows all that has come before and only wishes to to be put to rest.

  • @Lonjustice
    @Lonjustice 29 дней назад +108

    That plush better have a voice box when i squeeze it itll play his catchphrase, "modern audiences, go away now, uuuhhhh" 4:37

    • @jakubdabrowski3846
      @jakubdabrowski3846 29 дней назад +17

      And "the message"

    • @Lonjustice
      @Lonjustice 29 дней назад +3

      @jakubdabrowski3846 I knew there was missing

    • @dlewdm
      @dlewdm 29 дней назад +5

      What about BELIEVE THAT

  • @IGotThisGeorgeLopez1
    @IGotThisGeorgeLopez1 17 дней назад +2

    Movies and TV shows should only be announced when their ready to film

  • @seanmcgrady8688
    @seanmcgrady8688 29 дней назад +99

    All they had to do was turn the Expanded Universe into movies or a bunch of series. Made faithfully, those would have been the easiest cash cows & great stories.
    We're in the wrong timeline.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 29 дней назад +4

      Looking at the results of the Election, I concur.

    • @hardpack187
      @hardpack187 29 дней назад

      No, that would still suck. I don't understand why people nowadays need 20+ movies in a film series.

    • @hardpack187
      @hardpack187 29 дней назад +9

      ​@@louisduarte8763Does it ever get exhausting thinking about him 24/7? I voted for the guy, and I guarantee he's on your mind more than he's on mine.

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy 29 дней назад

      There were so many interconnected stories to work from, they would have had the Marvel-style franchise they wanted so badly

    • @hardpack187
      @hardpack187 29 дней назад

      @@347Jimmy Oh, what a shame. We almost missed out on Disney being more like Marvel, and you're actually disappointed about that? Please, never watch movies ever again. People like you have killed cinema

  • @MrProy33
    @MrProy33 29 дней назад +112

    Welll... The problem is also the fans who keep watching out of curiosity, or brand addiction, or hoping for a return to form, or hate watching, or collecting, or whatever else reason. If it stopped making money altogether, it would go away now.

    • @mrconroy4672
      @mrconroy4672 29 дней назад +6

      I would want a day where they stopped caring about marvel, and Lucasfilm along with Disney as a whole.

    • @cartoonking1789
      @cartoonking1789 29 дней назад +13

      They seem to be shrinking with each flop.

    • @SonOfUberTuber66
      @SonOfUberTuber66 29 дней назад +2

      My name is Joe Smith, and I am a Star Wars brand addict.

    • @Da1337Man
      @Da1337Man 29 дней назад +6

      Everyone has that one person they know who be like ''i gotta go see the new star wars movie. Why, you ask? Dude, its star wars''

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 29 дней назад +1

      Considering the YT viewership on reviews of Star Wars shows outnumber the actual viewership, I’d say this is a false statement.

  • @vincentanzelone8705
    @vincentanzelone8705 29 дней назад +139

    Pass on everything Disney Star Wars. Not one more penny. Not one more second.

  • @gg-sr9lq
    @gg-sr9lq 5 дней назад +1

    The ONLY good thing to come out of Disney Star Wars is the appreciation, and redemption, of Hayden as Anakin

  • @flashtu
    @flashtu 29 дней назад +79

    If they want to make more diverse star wars....let them do it. At this time no one cares anymore just let it sunk in darkness.

    • @toddw.8277
      @toddw.8277 29 дней назад +4

      But I want more lesbian space witches!!!

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 29 дней назад +7

      Agreed, watching billion dollar corporations throw away money brings me more joy than any Star Wars property that has come out over the past 10 years.

  • @kingDowahs
    @kingDowahs 29 дней назад +78

    Star wars Episode X: Somehow Jar Jar returned

    • @x.atheista
      @x.atheista 29 дней назад +2

      I would see that. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    • @martincarter6961
      @martincarter6961 29 дней назад +11

      Make Jar Jar the Sith Lord and you have a movie worth watching

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 29 дней назад +4

      Time for Darth Jar to confront Palpatine

    • @getzby7877
      @getzby7877 29 дней назад

      Watch Jar Jar going the way of Dragon Age Veilgard and being a Sith is secondary to being a specific gender. Because that is what everyone needs to focus on for these people.
      Oh and of course every white man is evil

    • @UusMies24
      @UusMies24 29 дней назад +2

      Honestly would be a gift from God at this point.

  • @lance134679
    @lance134679 29 дней назад +15

    Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode: "You can take the reservation, you just can't hold the reservation" when trying to rent a car.
    You can announce a movie, you just can't make a movie. And that's really the most important part of the movie process.

  • @AndreNitroX
    @AndreNitroX 29 дней назад +6

    1:24 this is the worst

  • @kurfsolb
    @kurfsolb 29 дней назад +37

    Star Wars needs one man. Uwe Boll.

    • @holyheretic3185
      @holyheretic3185 29 дней назад +8

      I've seen enough space ice to know it will be 10000x better than what they are making now

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector 29 дней назад +1

      Someone needs to clue Uwe in that he can use activism like these 100% legal tax schemes he made his old movies with.

  • @MrApostolis78
    @MrApostolis78 29 дней назад +87

    The only announcement we need to hear is the sale of the IP.

    • @user-ln6xo5km1d
      @user-ln6xo5km1d 28 дней назад

      I'm not sure anyone wants to buy it anymore.
      Star Wars is like that one girl you knew 10 years ago who was ambitious and beautiful...
      But now she has 5 kids, she's fat, she smells like shit, she always has BBQ stains on her shirt, her body is covered in tattoos and piercings, she's missing a tooth or two, and she dyes her stringy hair bright blue.

  • @redfoxninja3173
    @redfoxninja3173 29 дней назад +29

    In a galaxy far far away someone cares...but not here!

  • @HoshizakiYoshimasa
    @HoshizakiYoshimasa 17 дней назад +1

    I remember back in 2012 reacting to the Disney acquisition of Star Wars with the Han Solo quote "I gotta bad feeling about this" and getting replied like "But Marvel!" And "How It can be as bad as the prequels?"
    Now all these years later it feels Good to be right. I knew Disney was going to ruin it.

    • @adamc1966
      @adamc1966 14 дней назад

      Yes and C3PO's famous quote...I'm going to regret this
      😊

  • @drdreddmanofmystery9482
    @drdreddmanofmystery9482 29 дней назад +40

    Disney...stop...just stop it.

  • @Djordje_Jovanovic
    @Djordje_Jovanovic 29 дней назад +47

    As long as Darth Kay-Kay is the the house there's no hope for Star Wars.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 29 дней назад +9

      As long as Disney owns Lucasfilm there’s no hope for Star Wars

    • @DontKnowDontCare6.9
      @DontKnowDontCare6.9 29 дней назад +4

      More like Darth Han Jab.

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN 29 дней назад

      KK has so little saying in these projects you have no idea.

    • @DevDog98
      @DevDog98 29 дней назад +2

      until Lucas owns star wars in its entirety again there is no hope.

  • @JamesCartist
    @JamesCartist 29 дней назад +29

    by announcing all these projects they are hoping that something, anything will catch attention and give them a project to focus on based on feedback.

  • @xrpimperialcommander8695
    @xrpimperialcommander8695 29 дней назад +4

    We can only thank Disney for Rogue One and Andor. THATS THE LIST. Ty for this StarWars content and nothing more.

    • @Ultriac301
      @Ultriac301 25 дней назад +1

      Rogue One is overrated and heavily based on the OT nostalgia. It doesn't deserve that much praise and love and neither does the Andor Disney Plus show.

    • @fandomking8939
      @fandomking8939 18 дней назад

      ​@@Ultriac301finally someone with sense. Just because it wasn't unwatchable doesn't mean it was good.

  • @Badmunky64
    @Badmunky64 29 дней назад +18

    A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, we use to get excited about Star Wars....

  • @theshadowman1398
    @theshadowman1398 29 дней назад +25

    I give it 3 months before we never hear about this trilogy again like with at least 20 other Star Wars movies that were announced years ego.

  • @WarlockX4
    @WarlockX4 29 дней назад +40

    I went to Disneyland recently with family. We went to the Star wars area of the park. I couldn't even enjoy it all because of the nonsense Disney has done with the IP.

    • @marvinadams4784
      @marvinadams4784 29 дней назад +4

      Same here. Seeing "Rey" in Rise of the Resistance made me ill.

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 29 дней назад +9

      Why are you giving them your money? :(

  • @allenporter6586
    @allenporter6586 15 дней назад +1

    The only way to "reboot" Star Wars is to have an original story set 100's of years in the future with no legacy characters except possibly mentioned as legends from the past that is a GOOD story first and foremost and don't make it a trilogy, stories earn sequels they shouldn't just be handed them (exception LOTR as all 3 movies were ONE story pre-movie, as for The Hobbit...never should have been a trilogy). The original Star Wars wan't a "trilogy deal" it was just a story George Lucas wanted to tell, it earned the other two movies in the original trilogy.

  • @dt855
    @dt855 29 дней назад +42

    Lmao the Stuckmann slander. That guy is so clearly exhausted and done. Like a jaded cop waiting on his pension.

    • @freydawg56
      @freydawg56 29 дней назад +9

      I used to watch all kinds of his videos. Great passion. But lately, almost every video he comes releases, i see it and i just have no willpower to watch it.

    • @djblue056
      @djblue056 29 дней назад +1

      He also doesn’t review bad movies. He got a lot of heat for posting a video saying he’s not reviewing Madam Web. Said he felt bad for the producers or whatnot.

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 29 дней назад +3

      Haven't watched Cuckmann since about the time he announced Shelby Oaks. That was the catalyst for him only giving "positive" reviews, and by reviews, I mean an unenthusiastic handy to people he wants to impress in Hollywood.

    • @djblue056
      @djblue056 28 дней назад

      @ facts!

  • @jiggycalzone8585
    @jiggycalzone8585 29 дней назад +15

    "No need to report anything until we have something to report" - Newt Gunray

  • @Garek_George
    @Garek_George 29 дней назад +26

    They will NEVER kill my ♥️ love for the OT. No matter how hard they try, they’re not demoralizing me. Don’t let ‘em get YOU either. 👊🏽👍🏽

    • @sjdrifter72
      @sjdrifter72 29 дней назад +3

      Disney Star Wars doesn't affect me at all, because it's not real Star Wars and it's all non-canon. I'll always love the true 1977-83 Star Wars that I grew up with as a kid along with my Kenner toys and action figures.

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 29 дней назад +1

      Still love the OT

    • @MeczennikFitnessu
      @MeczennikFitnessu 29 дней назад

      Why are you black?

  • @Chuckyboy85
    @Chuckyboy85 15 дней назад +1

    Tolkien was a smart man. He didn’t want Disney near his creations.

  • @MilyaushaErmakov-f8x
    @MilyaushaErmakov-f8x 29 дней назад +26

    Whoa, this is epic! Do more like this!

  • @malcontender6319
    @malcontender6319 29 дней назад +16

    2:20 A highly accurate meme. They really were wasted, weren't they?

  • @AntiDoctor-cx2jd
    @AntiDoctor-cx2jd 29 дней назад +51

    IT's probably a tax evasion scam, to announce these projects and greatly exaggerate the investment loss.

    • @thehonesttruth8808
      @thehonesttruth8808 29 дней назад +2

      Bingo

    • @thehonesttruth8808
      @thehonesttruth8808 29 дней назад +2

      Bingo

    • @OsellaSquadraCorse
      @OsellaSquadraCorse 28 дней назад

      That's not tax evasion.... just a standard accounting practice. Tax evasion is actually illegal; you have to evade paying tax you actually owe. This is tax avoidance; using accounting and structuring to create losses in one area to avoid tax on profits elsewhere.

    • @thehonesttruth8808
      @thehonesttruth8808 27 дней назад

      @@OsellaSquadraCorse lol, uh huh…

    • @MichealVt
      @MichealVt 25 дней назад

      @@OsellaSquadraCorse indeed

  • @isaac_paech
    @isaac_paech 29 дней назад +1

    After season 2 of Andor next year I think I'm well and fully done with Star Wars. I held on for a long time, but I have reached peak apathy.

  • @JoshLasto
    @JoshLasto 29 дней назад +97

    0:21 “carries about as much weight as an apology from Boogie”. Nearly spit my drink out laughing. 😂

    • @jacksonlovesnintendo
      @jacksonlovesnintendo 29 дней назад +2

      Wouldn’t that mean it’s actually impactful??

    • @ForbiddenMemoriesGoat
      @ForbiddenMemoriesGoat 29 дней назад +2

      ​@@jacksonlovesnintendonice bait bro

    • @jacksonlovesnintendo
      @jacksonlovesnintendo 29 дней назад +7

      @@ForbiddenMemoriesGoat no I mean because Boogie carries a LOT of weight, thereby making his apology very impactful. It was a play on the wording

    • @bartoni79
      @bartoni79 29 дней назад +4

      Who is boogie?

    • @T1S_Mixes
      @T1S_Mixes 29 дней назад +5

      ​@@bartoni79
      I envy you not knowing.

  • @9timepokechamp
    @9timepokechamp 29 дней назад +27

    Nobody cares about Disney Star Wars anymore 🙄 😅

  • @ParkerCS2
    @ParkerCS2 29 дней назад +97

    All Disney had to do was faithfully adapt the EU!

    • @PrincipalButtsavage
      @PrincipalButtsavage 29 дней назад

      That required having someone there with half a brain!

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 29 дней назад +13

      But remember, they had no source material

    • @Garek_George
      @Garek_George 29 дней назад +1

      They were taxed with demoralizing us by destroying society’s beloved IPs. Stick with the OT, my dude. 👊🏽👍🏽

    • @brettloo7588
      @brettloo7588 29 дней назад

      this!

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 29 дней назад +2

      And pay Lucas royalties on everything pre 2012 Star Wars??? Never! They’d rather steal bits and pieces of the EU, change the names, and still run it into the ground. They’re so utterly incompetent.

  • @one_with_kevrything9825
    @one_with_kevrything9825 29 дней назад +1

    Unless it's the long anticipated Gonk Droid movie, I don't want it.

  • @GuppyCzar
    @GuppyCzar 29 дней назад +30

    I'd like to announce now I'm working on a Prequel Trilogy focused on Ewoks.

    • @tommo9757
      @tommo9757 29 дней назад +3

      Hope you got a decent legal team 😂

    • @suzannegallagher7143
      @suzannegallagher7143 29 дней назад +2

      If Disney were to announce that, I'd say that it couldn't possible be any stupider than what they're currently doing. Go for it!

    • @Eternaldarkness3166
      @Eternaldarkness3166 29 дней назад +4

      they made 2 movies already lol

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 29 дней назад +30

    3:15 Shoot’s fired

    • @jeffcarrier9808
      @jeffcarrier9808 28 дней назад +1

      LOL what WAS that??

    • @jamess359
      @jamess359 28 дней назад +1

      ​@@jeffcarrier9808It was a shot 🤨

  • @sivad1025
    @sivad1025 29 дней назад +51

    Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try
    Disney: Try me

    • @sirloin8745
      @sirloin8745 29 дней назад +1

      Kennedy: Hold my beer! 🍺

  • @jackcottle8144
    @jackcottle8144 15 дней назад +2

    I still haven’t seen episode 7 8 or 9

  • @ashleysanford8645
    @ashleysanford8645 29 дней назад +15

    I did see a commercial for Skeleton Crew, it looked like it was for toddlers! All the "stars" look like they are nine or 10. Definitely not anything I would be interested in!

    • @yukoncorneliusthelegendhim9751
      @yukoncorneliusthelegendhim9751 29 дней назад +1

      i thought it looked cute and fun. im not super stoked about it or anything, but that was my genuine 1st impression.
      guess my standards are pretty low these days idonno, but i wont be too too surprised if it ends up being decent.

  • @franktower9006
    @franktower9006 29 дней назад +11

    My attitude towars Star Wars - ignore it and it will go away eventually.

  • @GBRen-xc2ow
    @GBRen-xc2ow 29 дней назад +16

    Here we go again…

  •  29 дней назад +2

    To quote Harrison Ford: "I don't care."

  • @JackJohnson1970
    @JackJohnson1970 29 дней назад +10

    Star Wars died the moment that Disney bought the franchise.
    RIP Star Wars

  • @creepingdread88
    @creepingdread88 29 дней назад +6

    I do remember getting tons of grief, when I once correctly wrote I didn't like the farce awakens. I was sceptical of anyone other than Lucas making a Star Wars film, because when you really think about it, what made Star Wars stand about the rest, were small things. The style, the aesthetics, the colour, lighting, cinematography etc. It wasn't just the story, so when I saw the first trailer, I just said, nope, that's not Star Wars. I was called the r word, amongst other things, but, they were missing the point. I didn't like any of the new actors, not just their characters. The actors were never right from the start. Disney doesn't have a clue how to make Star Wars, and they never have. There's no reason to think that will change. Star Wars will be resurrected one day, when it's been long forgotten, and it's a passion project for some future director. Hollywood will look a while lot different byvthen too. Disney will be gone, along with all the big studios. Hollywood, not only have a liberal bias, which is decisive and not what people want from their escapism and entertainment, they also purged all the talent, they don't know how to make a film at this point. That's quite a big problem for a film studio.

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 29 дней назад +21

    I've been burned too many times by Disney Star Wars, to the point where I have absolutely no love for the franchise anymore. Whenever a new SW project is announced, I just can't bring myself to care. Lucasfilm is like that one ex trying desperately to insert themselves back into your life, (but you moved on a long, long time ago...)

  • @milton7763
    @milton7763 29 дней назад +1

    Appreciate the ‘The Running Man’ reference

  • @andrewlaco1776
    @andrewlaco1776 29 дней назад +20

    Star Wars died with the Suncrusher level destruction of the EU.

    • @DaDitka
      @DaDitka 29 дней назад +2

      Nice Legends reference there.
      At least that hasn't been touched, for what little that is worth.

    • @sjdrifter72
      @sjdrifter72 29 дней назад +5

      @@DaDitka I will never call it "Legends". That's the disrespectful label Disney slapped upon the Expanded Universe, which is the real Star Wars canon along with the Original Trilogy.

  • @RoryMitchell00
    @RoryMitchell00 29 дней назад +36

    Kennedy is just jealous of the _Star_ _Trek_ _4_ record for movie announcements that end up nowhere.
    Oh how I long for the days when nerds used to have loud debates over whether _Star_ _Trek_ or _Star_ _Wars_ was the better franchise. Now they're both just punchlines for admittedly dumb jokes attempted by the fans that used to care about them.

    • @BiriBiri925
      @BiriBiri925 25 дней назад +1

      Before, nerds argued about which franchise was better. Now nerds argue about which franchise is worse. It's like poetry.

  • @Im_trash_bruh
    @Im_trash_bruh 29 дней назад +13

    I thought it was clear that people had a referendum on woke ideology

  • @ultor__
    @ultor__ 12 дней назад

    Thank you for gifting the world your creativity and it's well-delivered delivery.

  • @mikebasil4832
    @mikebasil4832 28 дней назад +1

    Some much deservedly award winning Star Wars short fan films, like Premonition and Origins, can earn my faith that there's still some creative integrity in this sci-fi universe. At least in the hands and hearts of the most genuinely loyal fans. But on the official end of the spectrum, I'm sorry to say that I've had my fill of new Star Wars after its recent trilogy. It's sad when you feel like the time has come to finally walk away from an adventure that has sustained you since childhood.