*American Authorities* : Are you a Slav? *Slav* : No *American Authorities* : * Plays this song * *Slav* : * Legs starts to dance automatically * *Slav* : BLYAT
Anubis You got scammed by the western spies. Squatting does not require lessons, it usually comes like first nature. If you simply can't figure it out, Papa Boris will help you.
I'm 75% swedish and 25% polish. When I listen to this I can feel the slavic within me throw the viking overboard and then crack open a bottle of vodka. Nostrovia!
RU: Это классика, я уверен, этот шедевр навсегда останется в нашей памяти. Чистый огонь 🔥 ENG: This is a classic, I am sure this masterpiece will forever remain in our memory. Pure fire 🔥
I suddenly have a strong urge to squat, drink vodka, decorate my vehicle with Adidas, ask babushka to make a fresh glass of kvass, and drive a tank around in my local neighborhood. Thank you.
I played this to a dog owner. Now he's a shirtless man with a rifle in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other. And his dog is now a wild bear on a unicycle.
His own comment has a link to the spotify link for this (should be at the top of all comments although it is equal to all the other ones and share its goods equally amongst them aswell)
I played this song to my earpods while playing War Thunder and I was using USSR.I felt the power of russian bias on that moment. 10/10 experience,would do it again
![nyan.mp3 - У батарей [Official Audio Visualizer]](/img/1.gif)
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I'm Irish and I love Russian hard bass is that normal
Yes
Da, we're all Human, we're all Slav!!!
You came from hardbass to lofi and house? Wtf man :D
phonk 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
When the bass dropped so did my house
[everybody dance downstairs]
Don't worry about the bricks everyone just wants to party harder
stolen
69 likes
Funny seks namber
Probaly i did u hade not put the three stripes of Adidas on it 🙄
*American Authorities* : Are you a Slav?
*Slav* : No
*American Authorities* : * Plays this song *
*Slav* : * Legs starts to dance automatically *
*Slav* : BLYAT
Not only russians, did you forget that all True Slavs also like hardbass ?
I’m an Egyptian Slav you do not need to be Russian..
Mexican slav here.
I agree 100%
In czech and i fcking love hard bass
@@amogus6770 Egyptian doesn't count
I played this is summer camp, now it's Gulag
Nice
🤣🤣🤣
BLYAT
Votka factory
OPA
Hitler : Tell me a joke
Stalin : Moscow
Hitler : i didn't get it
Stalin : exactly
Then Żółkiewski comes in laughing at both of them
Fucking western spys keeps on trying to take babushkas virginity again blyat
@@bleedinactionman8578 no he took it from memes
😂
Hardbass has nothing to do with WW2, i don't understand why this joke is here.
I played this on a Boeing 737, now it's a TU-154.
Azta...egy magyar
At least it doesn't have mcas anymore now 😅
@@Laura-mm7yh Jelentem, igen, lenni magyar! :-)
Da
@@user-eu2nf5sn6g jeeeezus😂😂😂
I show this to my squad
Now we're *SQUAT*
Lol nice one
3 songs in less than 2 weeks ? I know hardbass is somewhat simple but you're a factory here !
Salok maybe he had them already finished and he just decided to upload them on a schedule, idk just my opinion
Salok LoL
polus134 hahaha nice one
+Spoderman Блядь,ты вообще русский?
Russah factory duud
I played it in a BMW.
It is now Blyat Motor Works
its a Lada now
Teacher: Ok class, so today we're going to Russia
Girls: noo, it's so cold there. And they only drink vodka
Bois:
@@slavicdumbass5624 I wanna go to russia too, looks like they're a fun bunch of people.
@@slavicdumbass5624 "oooo I'm not like other girls" shut up блять
@@slavicdumbass5624 You can do it! ;-)
its hell here dont come
have you seen what they do to tanks like me
Western Spy has Batman
We have Blyatman
Better.
Batman:
Uses batarang
BLYATMAN:
USES V O D K A R A N G
And he’s a DJ
Or bratarang
@@bostydosty8772 or blyatarang
Heels on ground
Comrade found
Heels in sky
Western spy
(Thanks for all the likes and comments comrade's so blyatiful)
Lol😂, made my day dude
In that case RUSH 🅱️
Lol yessss
not original... seen those over 5 times in the comments of other slav related stuff
Boris fan spotted
I played this to Alan Walker
Now he's Alan S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
@@doggger SLAV
clever
Stalin Walker
This wil win eurovision 2019
@FIN Drummer No.
EUrovision will become Gopnikvodkavision
Slavision '89
@FIN Drummer no u
squating every day to this
every day in morning, afternoon and evening
CACTUS strange to see you out here in the gopnik wildlands
you legs must rival the beefiness of Rasputin's blyat!
full Slavic honors to you Apostle of Squatting.
CACTUS would you like some xtc with your hard bass hahaahhaha
CACTUS best way to start the day
Approved by Professional Gopnik.
Hello again.
Approved by me too _blyat_
not eating pringles RN :/ wish I had sum
Vat'ka blyat! Kak ti?
Not very professional, could be a western spy.
I played this during covid-19 outbreak
Now its covid-47
HAHAHAHAHHA
that was actually good ngl :D
My ghaaawd
Wait, does Covid 47 shoot down people?
👏👏👏👏👏👏
It is over, the moment has come when im listening to this unironically. Time to buy a Lada.
Why stop there? Buy a Lada, paint it black, put thin white masking tape on hood to simulate adidas tracksuit stripe and OPAAAAAAAA
Showed this to my water and now it’s vodka
Dame how good is the potatoe water i need these slav powers of yours
Communism manifesto 2?
*our* water and *our* vodka capitalism pig
Even the url has P90 in it lol.
LOL
Hah. Made me grin.
*checks url*
Belgium weapon
BjornoISporno not in csgo
Man back when i was so into hardbass, Found a channel named "life of boris" this song still slaps to this day.
Add... The Bay Leaf.
Or maybe two!
Spotify ✖️
Squatify ✔️✔️
Delivers the cheeki to the breeki, very nice track comrade
DJ Blyatman All sps goes towards you :)
Chilling in Berlin 1945 and then you hear this booming from 10 miles away
Duck Soldier There was no "chilling" in 1945 Berlin. Only death.
And Hard Bass
chiller stones chill until the Soviets arrived
Gopnik for life!!! Blyat!
I played this to my honda civic, now it's a honda slavic
🤣
I played this in my Hyundai now it’s a Lada
i played it in my garden. I had trees. NOW THEY'RE DMITREES!
Give this man a medal
69 likes xd
Nice
Are they Dmitry Medvedevs to be exact, @EnergyBOO5T
little bit funny
That bass dropped harder than Tsar bomb :D
Gopnik Ricardo is not real. He can't hurt you:
Gopnik Ricardo:
I can imagine the vodka bottle, soviet thongs and ushanka already
good meme
What video are you reffering to? when did ricardo milos become a gopnik?
@@deonisp The thumbnail of this video
Played this in my truck, now its a Lada. With hardbass, anything is possible.
Hardbass became a relevant/well-known genre thanks to this song 😄
Still listening in 2020
Yeah, Boris helped Hardbass tremendously...
@@flare242 That's right
1. open csgo
2. open DJ Blyatman
3. join competitive match
4. yell cyka blyat P90 rush B to your teammates
5. ez global elite
lets try
Thats work ;D
did you mean? Silver elite?
Spending 50 GB every day on slavic hardbass archive
My Slavic Hard Bass Browser is in beta when i finish it would release it it has a 25 gb of hard bass archive
lmfao
Songs for chill and study
Blyatiful
CLOOD rtt 😏
IoniC Blast fuckful? Translation
Great track.
Yes definitely.
makes your blood run!
....while squatting off course!
0% naked girls
0% nike
50%VODKA
50%ADIDAS
100% SQUAT
@zombieruner 303 tu.
1000% SLAV!!
I played this in berlin now its Eastern Berlin
West Berlin was the soviet one
@@questionable3821 looks like he failed history
@@proudslav5394 Im crying blood
My pc started CS GO by himself and rushed B.
With P90?
Your pc is a boy? Or did I just assume its gender.
Boris is hacking your computer
lol
Ofc, he's a good boi.
Sold my home for adidas track suits, vodka, squatting lessons, and a one way flight to Russia
Anubis You got scammed by the western spies. Squatting does not require lessons, it usually comes like first nature. If you simply can't figure it out, Papa Boris will help you.
emanuel corlat your right he got scammed by us
WESTERN SPY ayy cyca
squat lessons ? squat is naturally in your legs blin !
it aint. i cant squat like real slav cuz my kneecaps fucked up blin. can i just drink more vodka to become real slav ?
America: Cola and Chips
Russia: Vodka and Semechki
More like pivo and semechki
More like: kvass and semechki
or light beer
Plz use traditional non western spy english
пиво + водка = RIP
My neighbors love this song so much they invited the police to listen
XD
I started listening to this naked and by the end I was rocking a gopnik tier Adidas tracksuit and a bottle of Stolichnaya
MirZZi Underwear made of plutonium
I have to buy a new adidas suit before end of month comes, blyat
Ok, it's not funny anymore. I was listening to this hardbass for the past 20 mins and i have a huge tatto of a semachky on my back! Help!?
Fuck da ! Stolichnaya & Russian Standard is the way of life!
Your western clothes simply evaporated from the sheer Slavness.
opaaa
BounceNation opa
T- Steak gamgam style
BounceNation wopaa
pidaras
gopnik style
I played this in my Nissan
Now it's a Volga
Edit: thx for that likes! YOU ARE TRUE SLAVS
I played this on my software and now is hardware
this makes me want to drive a ZSU-57 down 5th Avenue in NY. *blaring gopnik*
Russian bias
PopetatoFrancis
Then he just drive Bias-6! Crush all the capitalist pigs in his way! Haha blin!
Popeatato Francis, I drive ZSU so I can roll over cars comrade. It is build on T-55 chasis. Plus I have the twin guns ;)
PalmaKotStube :D
No no. Blyat. Bias-6. Suka.
PalmaKotStube :D
I am using Bias, blin! IS-6! Ultimate bias! Shells guided by Stalin and armor that makes Putin smile!
Listening this on Marx volume.
aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Djonga lmao
good one :D
200th like
Jolly Joker 222th like
"Nikolai where did you get that tank from?!"
"shut up and get in blyat"
I played this in Samsung Galaxy, now it's Slavsung Gulaxy😁
Slavsung Gulagxy* there I fixed it for u ;)
I'm 75% swedish and 25% polish. When I listen to this I can feel the slavic within me throw the viking overboard and then crack open a bottle of vodka. Nostrovia!
I am confused
he was takin the piss mate
20% swedish, 20% russian and 60% finnish ;)
MinscS2 im 98273% russian and 69.69% english
im gay
He protec
He attack
But most importantly - gopnik never returns vodka back ;)
I didn’t knew Ricardo and pewdiepie were Slavs
Everyone is slav
YES THEY ARE
@@kianrahgooy5706 Aryans are not... Asians, Africans, Americans, Australians, East Russians (they are technically Asians), West Europeans et cetera.
Played this at my wedding.... Now everyone is wearing adidas tracksuits
6seconds ago.....
Played this on my Iphone. Now its OurPhone
lol
Russians need hardbass for the next EuroVision.
True :D
If that chicken can win this would be easy lol
This is...
Blyatful
I played this in Russia.
Nothing changed.
I played this to my cow
Now its MOSCOW
tylko jedno w głowie mam
кек
ok.this one is good
The URL has P90 in it
Its legit XD
Omg lol
xDDDd normal it's russian song
oh my god :D
even pp90 lOL
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Where's gopnik?
Right behind you.
I didn't understood
W.D. Gaster r/woooosh
+W.D. Gaster r/wooosh
The last line should be “squatting behind you”
You know why they call it HARDbass? Because of this drop.
Correct. Bojler eladó.
Sponsored by Adidas.
no its sponsored by LIFE OF BORIS
Weslav created by life of boris
adidas lifes good
Is Ladibas blyat
Rafael Tfggv sir its spelled adiBASS
This dropped harder than 9-11
Blyat
that blyat just finished off blyatfull tovarisch
>start song
>Now holding ak47
>bottle of vodka empty on floor
>insatiable lust for CSGO and Stalker
>Such is life in the zone.
My neighbors loved it so much they smashed my window so they could hear it better
🤣
I thought there is not better comment then I saw this. Gooooood daaaamn
I thought the bass should've broken the windows earlier😂
Why would fish break window?
*our* neighbours
Heels on ground, Slavs around!
Heels in sky, Western spy.
HecticGunner that’s quite good actually
Good work my brother
Optimist learn french.
Pessimist learn Chinese.
Realist learn Kalashnikov machine gun.
I've been blasting this at full volume with a subwoofer and 3 other speakers for the past hour, I think my neighbours aren't too happy
Nice joke
@@needsemechki3961 this isn't a joke tho
I can't explain to anyone why I like russian hardbass music but I love it 😂
It how it is and on a good party it gives you the energy to destroy the house 😂
Exactly!
Before vodka 0:22
After Vodka 1:13
now i need to play Stalker
SigMonolith Call of Pripyat is the best.
COP and SOC
You can get it for free, but not on steam though. I even pirated mine, I got Shadow of Chernobyl
get out of here Stalker
I was laying in bed.
Turned the music on.
Woke up in adidas clothes.
Gopnik pijama
finally found hardbass, which Boris uses in his videos :D
which video?
for example the russian potato salad video
DroneMan SK denil. Simply look in the video describtion.
*Killing a western spy intensifies*
this song brings back stalin from the deads
But Peter the great brought filthy western culture to Russia
Peter the Great was fascist spy confirmed.
Russians copied this from 90s dutch subculture called gabber.
Alixundr heels to sky is western spy
As a Dutchman I'd say they raised the genre to perfection.
Remember Comrades, if you change “I” to “we”, even Illness becomes wellness
OMG I LAUGH SO HARD!!!
Thanks, Comrade!
Sharing helps, apparently...
Knees weak arms sketti vomit sweater ready NERVOUS
Underrated comment.
Friend: What's your favourite music genre?
Me: *TOVARISCH KOMRADE THIS IS HARDBASS*
tovarisch and comrade is the same thing
for marximum enjoyment listen to this while squatting
and drinking vodka
In Adidas Joggers.
while playing csgo
And while wearing Adidas tracksuit and rushing B
DJ Blyatman confirms Blyatspacito 2
lmfao
*3
REPORTED FOR ASSAULT ON MY LUNGS I CANT BREATHE
Blyatyfull
RU: Это классика, я уверен, этот шедевр навсегда останется в нашей памяти. Чистый огонь 🔥
ENG: This is a classic, I am sure this masterpiece will forever remain in our memory. Pure fire 🔥
Opa blyat.. This beat is stronger than a tsar bomba
Western spies cant learn Slav way but Eastern spy may
Last Banana u r not real russian blia dont fake ur country cyka
Last Banana lol
What slav uses "lol"?
Last Banana wut fkink ever
The dislikes are coming from western spies and nike.
I guess West is OK with Hardbass ;)
I suddenly have a strong urge to squat, drink vodka, decorate my vehicle with Adidas, ask babushka to make a fresh glass of kvass, and drive a tank around in my local neighborhood. Thank you.
people seems to forget russian hardbass, nowadays just some brazillian funk or phonk.
yea, russian bass is so much better for drifting,m phonk is cool, but russian hard bass, ohh man ;)
russian bass and german techno
Rush B with P-90?
how about Rush Berlin with PPSH-41?
ikd both :D
@@gopnikaward3986 ak47 didint exist in ww2
May be with Vodka-47?
Im from east germany and i think its not funny blyat
@@roterlack1916 For u no, for me (polish) and russians ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY, HIDE YOURSELF YOU LITTLE GERMAN FREAK, WE ARE COMMING FOR YOU!
*When the bass drops harder than Berlin in May of 1945*
When the bass drops harder than the bombs on Hiroshima
*When the bass drops harder than the citizens of chernobyl*
Berlin Wall documentary in 1945 (1946, colorized)
the bass dropped harder than the Jewish population in 1942
the bass dropped harder than your mom down the stairs
My morning coffee just turned into vodka
That is a good sign blyat
is called slav magic сука!
I played this to a dog owner. Now he's a shirtless man with a rifle in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other. And his dog is now a wild bear on a unicycle.
That’s called a Russian
youtube:
2017 naaah
2018 naaah
2019 naaaah
2020 HERE'S SOME ХАРДБАСС
G3M1N1 Indeed
Just shut up.
These reccomended comments are dead they are so annoying
UM NAAAAAAH UH OH YES YEA YEA NOW AYYAYAAAA
dude we need your music on spotify!
His own comment has a link to the spotify link for this (should be at the top of all comments although it is equal to all the other ones and share its goods equally amongst them aswell)
**my water turned to a vodka**
cheers m8 :D
Vodka = Water blyat
whats water ?
I played this song to my earpods while playing War Thunder and I was using USSR.I felt the power of russian bias on that moment. 10/10 experience,would do it again
You too? KV's & T series tanks + this = double ace. E Z
Try not to move whilst listening to this
Kim Jong Un all ready failed
Are you satan?
that is not possible (5 seconds)
Kim Jong Un Try not to drop a nuke while watching this
I tired and after 2 seconds i took a shot of vodka
the dislikes are from western spies
and boris
Derhembailen what do you mean Boris?
DISLIKE
Derhembailen you make no sense, dude
you know boris vs. blyatman? life of boris!
"What music do you like?"
Me:"What music do WE like, comrade?"
whenever I play this I always win matches in csgo, don't underestimate the gopnik power comrades!
It's not the gopnik power. It's called "power of hardbass" blin even life of boris talked about it on stalker
I want that PewDiePie Gopnik from the thumbnail as a wallpaper
We play this, as we pull up to Area 51 in a LADA holding AK's
Hope the Lada has a good sound system blyat!
@@ultimategamer1185 we need BASS!!!
I want this playing during my funeral.
Hope we find it here on youtube ,its alot time till then ;)
Lets hope it is :)
PigeonsAreChill lol
PigeonsAreChill Can't wait.
By taking a look at fresh comments i need to say that RUclips algorithm works very well
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