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I Killed Everyone in Hitman. By Pressing Them Into Wine.
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- Published on Mar 5, 2026
- Five years ago, I made news headlines for trying to kill an entire Hitman map in one go. It is time for round two: Vino Humano.
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Music is from Bloodborne - Lady Maria, Gehrman & Laurence, Katamari Demacy - Main Theme, and Elden Ring - Lord of Frenzied Flame.
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Kiss me you wonderous man!
and it wont let the video play!
Yes, lord pshychopath, just dont wine me
by the gods, there’s a psychopath on the loose
we need to see the patch notes that came out of this
cant believe the iron lung ocean of blood was actually just from RT fucking around in hitman
youre telling me DANIEL RUMBLETUMBLE GAMES caused the quiet rapture?!
@glassphoenix9095he wine pressed the stars and planets
@immortal_shrooms6757 vino universo
@immortal_shrooms6757 yeah i'm not sure why they're calling it the blood ocean actually? it's just vivo humano. it's just wine. some fresh, fresh wine.
This is how Markiplier got his 80,000 gallons of blood for his movie
Just as I read this, the video had 80,000 views lol
@CosmicJoey
I'm rewatching this for YT decided to glitch on me, but at that time, I also saw 80,000 views
RT was doing a service to the community this whole time
So true
Someone needs to calculate how much "wine" this produced for Mark's movie.
7:51 Hearing “Theres no security left” as a madman walks up to you with a baseball bat and a pile of bodies behind him is terrifying
Imagine how worse it would be if the guy had the clown costume on.
@NguyenDuyLongTrinh Average day in Gotham City.
Also 3:05 "I need help!" -"There is no help back there" giggles
The fact that Diana is just stood here watching him do this is insane. Like she asks him to kill two high profile targets and then he spends 20 hours straight killing every member of the party whilst ranting about “Chat” and “Human wine”
And speaking to the Pope all to himself apparently
@Jack_Woods 47 is canonically Roman Catholic and also clearly crazy so it does fit his character
Look... this guy was genetically designed to be the perfect killer. if he goes off the deep end and you're within bullet range of him, you're not going to confront him about it.
@moonkingdomifyIf he goes off the deep end, I will be right there with the popcorn.
@justcallmenoah5743 are you really "crazy" if its neurological predisposition?
Having the ACTUAL dev in chat be absolutely speechless because of your heinous acts is a literal life accomplishment
The nervous “…ok” in response to RT excitedly telling him his demented plans is truly a thing of beauty.
@diamondmetal3062I really hope someone got that bug report with no context
@diamondmetal3062 13:05
Daniel getting a hitman npc or easter egg lol
It's like watching the serial killers in Hannibal react to eachother.
Imagine the poor QA guy who got the "Game crashes if you try and stick 100 bodies in the wine press" bug.
Was probably reported and they didn't have time to fix. That sounds like one of the first things a bug tester would try.
The QA guy doesn't need to fix it, luckily. They do however need to reproduce it.
to be fair I don't think its the bodies I think its the wheel that lets you know they are knocked out as it seem like it starts to tank when he gets close enough for the wheels to load in, easy way to check would be to do the same thing with dead bodies if it still happens then its the bodies other wise its the wheel
They didn’t think it was a pressing issue at the time…
I'm not sure the game crashing is the worrying part of this venture 😂
the bodies of those you crushed appearing as a group, waking up, screaming right as the press comes down and then the game immediately crashing seems word for word what you'd find in those "i found this old game at a garage sale" creepy pasta stories
True
Sadly there was no hyper realistic blood.
@vakapad9622 the game couldn't render all of the hyperrealistic blood
RT straight up cursed his computer with the amount of NPC death
@lunactiathemoth The engine was too Unreal for all that hyperrealistic blood, cuz it all came out at a Glacier's pace.
300 npcs × 5 liters of blood ÷ 750 ml per bottle =
2000 bottles of vino humano.
Well done, chef.
how many average glasses. how many of us can partake.
@turingtestingmypatienceoooh, great question! In the US, a standard serving of red wine is about 150 mL, so this would be around 10,000 glasses! 🥂
@mariacrane4511 A toast, then. To our health.
@justcallmeren-y7tto our friends not from argentina
God this game's been out for almost a decade and that slow-moving heat seeking briefcase still kills me
No don't worry, it's non lethal :D
The way that it spins is what really gets me.
It's a brief! ....case
I swear they slowed it down to make it funnier.
@NintendoNerd64 elite ball knowledge
“The people of Argentina make a great beverage” is up there with “have you for dinner” in the hall of double meanings😂
There's also the classic book title, "To Serve Man".
"The hard part is getting them all into the press"
@J-train13 "the liquid part is what comes out of the press"
@ccoder4953It's a cookbook!
My personal favorite (tho unrelated) is; "shaking hand with the milk man."
“Hey Dracula, how’d you get all this wine?”
“It’s a long story”
the only man dracula trusts to make a good wine
“It all began with a man called ‘the drift king’….”
RT, also at the table : "not really, it fits in a 40 minutes video."
you mean Mikula.
@BluStreak Also known as... Dan.
i feel like the devs should add a "bottle of human wine" to the game after seeing this. Add a bottle of 2026 Vino Humano to this level
Add it to 007 First Light
Would it be red wine or more toward thick fake blood
@blobmonster7870 i would say mostly liquid with a few congealed chunks + random debris like bones, clothing scraps and pieces of whatever was in the "grapes" pockets. Each bottle of 2026 Vino Humano is a unique experience
@discountduo4236 Every bottle of Vino Humano is personalized
@discountduo4236my bottle had 17 bullets in it
fun fact: this is equivalent to 450 gallons of wine. not even a quarter of what one italian drinks in an afternoon
Or what Iron Lung needed
Maybe a quintillionth at best.
because an italian wouldn't know what a gallon is
thanks kris deltarune
1 703 Litres for you normal people
I'm sure whenever the next Hitman game comes out, there's going to be a target named Daniel who happens to be known as the Butcher of Sapienza and Vintner of Mendoza.
And he'll be at the race track of course
I could see those being added as elusive contracts lmao
@cyldavor991there's even the race map already. And maybe the easiest way to kill him is just let him drive normally so he crashes in the middle of saying "you know they used to call me the drift king back in college"
@bongibot1104im just imagining it as aa multiple target contract and right as he hits the turn he crashes into the stadium eliminating the other targets by complete accident well he somehow walks away unscathed
@cyldavor991 Just imagine having to track down a single clown in a map (make it a clown convention just for added confusion), and he keeps leaving explosive rubber duckies all over the place. And he'll try and slap you with a fish or a briefcase if you get too close.
The body hidden pop ups just increasing with each crash is so unintentionally horrifying, legit creepypasta material
12:20 Fun fact: dev in chat was called Arti. We really had an RT meets Arti moment
That really caught me off guard personally
Artificer? Wrong game man!
YO IS THAT A SEA OF STARS REFERENCE
@hamburger7243 she's going to recreate this video with scavengers, nature is beautiful 🥹
It caught me off guard too, Summoning all Artis to this comment.
I think the genie misunderstood my wish of Dan coming to Argentina
This is some galactic nova wish granting
Genies are like the Monkey's paw if you think about it
Galactic Nova strikes again
Greetings from Argentina!
monkey's paw
30:54 Nothing Hitman-related will ever come close to being as funny as the spirits of the dead coming back to stop RT like a goddamn ARG.
havent finished the video yet, I am very scared now
Spirits? More like pinot noir.
Imagine being at the party and at some point realizing that there are people you haven’t seen in a while, and there’s more every minute. You see a man dressed as a guard start beating people with increasingly strange weapons, though he keeps disappearing. Later your plus 1 gets knocked out I front of you. You try to run but get hit in the head with a party bat and wake up just before a giant hydraulic press presses down on you. Pure nightmare fuel.
Edit: I guess I’m mildly famous? Thanks yall
The nightmare would also be trying and apparently being unable to leave after people start vanishing/you witness the man knocking out and dragging off others.
I remember joining stream in the middle of this and just seeing a whole bunch of corpses, and when I asked, people just told me that you're making wine. 10/10.
replying to newcomers and being vague about the stream premise was one of my favourite parts
"all are asleep. their bodies are moved, one by one. there will be wine."
Did people not infer what "vino humano" means?
@Bighomie39
I thought there was a guy named Vinny somewhere around the map.
It reminds me of dougdoug and the obsidian pillar, where he told the chat to just reply with question marks to anyone who asks what the obsidian pillar is
I’d be so flattered if someone tried to press all my npcs into wine
You mean flattened?
@Wayward-Passenger only if they themselves get turned into wine
You mean flattened?
@jackierocha5096 i'm gonna make you explode with my mind
If anything I'd be the first to wanna try that
34:30
Fun Fact: The reason people were being juiced each time Dan loaded a save is because upon loading the save file, the bodies clipped into each other, causing jank to happen launching some upwards into the killbox of the wine press, essentially evaporating them instantly.
Tldr: There were so many bodies that some of them achieved escape velocity.
I assumed the press loads in closed then resets to open on the first frame
OHHH I was so confused how this would even happen but that makes total sense
Escape from the purgatory that this save was
The manhole cover blasting Free Bird at mach fuck watching a pile of human corpses pass it at 99.99% the speed of light:
this is EXACTLY what happened to that submarine
Scariest part was when he said 2021 was five years ago
I remembered him attempting this the first time, I thought to myself "didn't he already do this a year or two ago?"
A year or two ago.
Fuck me.
29:32 “Ever since I was a wee lad it’s been my dream to turn the entire population of Argentina into wine.” - RTGame 2026
the next Bond villain
Sounds like a Super Psycho Baseball quote
This reminds me of when I was an ant)
That's the first thing I heard when I entered the stream.
I was like PLEASE DON'T TURN ME INTO WINE 😭
We need an Iron Lung budget movie of Vino Humano
Probably saves a lot of budget since they don't need to buy the gallons of blood 😊
Dude I would be so down for it
kinda like that film where the guy kills women and steals their scent for his omega scent perfume that he then sprays at the end of the film (Perfume: The Story of a Murderer)
@fhdang8978 THE HUH AND HE WHAT
@fhdang8978RUclips shorts loved that film for a while
Referring to a body as "the last grape" fucking got me XD
Imagine wanting to do a good deed so you tell someone to not litter just for them to look you dead into your eyes and tell you “you’re first.”
I hope the devs send you a bottle of wine after this.
Hopefully a red wine with a strong body
@Y@Yutiradon “why are their chunks in it?”
I hope the devs fix their game instead of adding dumb celebrity garbage
@TheOriginalElkstone. Also hope that they add better celebrities instead of human trash like Conor Macgregor
It would be a lot more menacing if RT sent _them_ wine
The best part is the dev popping into chat and witnessing the horror
So was that an actual hitman Dev that works on the game?
@TheWorldisQuietHere3 I mean it was the official HITMAN account, so definitely someone on the team
The dev peeped the horror
And then days later a patch suddenly makes it so the wine press doesn't give points lol
@TsakeliFR?!
This whole challenge was a battle between who would die first: everyone in Hitman, or RTGame's PC struggling to run & save the game
Everyone in Hitman or the Miku Machine*
Use her name, for Miku made Vino Humano possible (but also, what a fucking way to stress test his newest setup lmao)
WAIT I KNOW YOU i've seen some of your animations before!!! i guess fire type heart left enough of an impact on me that i remembered your username for like 3-4 years lol
@Corvidsong Oh my gosh, hello!! Yeah that's me! Did not expect a to meet someone here who has seen Fire Type Heart
@katsucandy all hail the Miku Machine, the World is Hers
@katsucandy miku is *god-ish*
more than *god-ish* , more than simply *playing immortal* . miku is the best *entomologist* ever.
having to press the button multiple times at the end has the same feeling of stomping a corpse into a drainage pipe or something, which really adds to the psychotic feel of this whole endeavor
On that "SLAM SLAM SLAM" cat bapping shit. All that is missing is the chains.
load-bearing "or something"
@Saltine1549 Honestly, I'm not sure which event is more horrifying in nature.
31:14 "They screamed when the press came down!" is diabolical
Dan is the nicest, most humble, caring, down to earth psychopath I've ever seen
Most joyful Irishman
Read the book "The Mundanity Of Evil"
That’s our drift king!
A psychopath can hide in society....
"im sorry"
To be fair the real world also glitches out if you put too many unconscious people near a wine press, it's just never been tested.
YOU CAN CHANGE THAT
Murder the entirety of Mendoza now for the highest quality wine
Or is it?
*Vsauce music plays*
idk man, theres a bunch os epstein files to be released
Be the change you want to see in the world
I have found conflicting accounts in this comment section.................. who is correct? well to Mendoza to test i guess
Alas, the wine was incomplete. *For he failed to become one with his creation.*
His crimes were so unspeakable that reality itself would not bear witness to them.
38:28 , the sounds of a madman after toiling hour after hour, crash after crash, to finally achieve success
It reminds me so much of film trilogies where the second film ends with the villain succeeding with their goal in order to build hype for the third film lol
7:51 The way he says "There's no security left" with a perfect mix of mocking the NPC and the affirmation no one can stop him now. I know this isn't a big moment but I just love it.
It's the voice of someone in power, someone with authorithy
Wdym not important. This is this video's "Walter White becomes Heisenberg" moment. The moment Daniel RTgame became the Vinter of Mendoza
I wonder what Diana is thinking as she watches 47 knock everybody out to then turn them into wine.
chat just saying “hi Diana” every time Dan passed her w a body XD
And then it's even funnier if you consider the game crashing to be in her perception, and the universe keeps ceasing to exists, and rewinds in time
@kathl.5598that is strangely adorable lmao
@Asiago9
she's learned not to question it _by now_
They will get their execution. I will get my wine.
"I love you, Argentina! You make a great beverage!"
That is DELICIOUSLY evil doublespeak.
not as delicious as their wine
Particularly as they legalize the 12 hour work week and paying people in food and housing…
This is some Hannibal Lecter levels of doublespeak lmfao
@ethanwalters3445 we might need 47
dan makes a philosophers stone in real time
Ed Elric is on his way
Immortality! Now he will never have to be judged once he crosses over.
Heaven will not take him and Hell is afraid to let him in.
@Senthiuzdoes that make RT master of purgatory?
@jakejennings6534 Purgatory is worried he'll never leave.
>Bloodborne OST throughout much of the video
>video is about processing human flesh and blood into a liquid drug
>"Too many eyes" spoken in a seemingly empty area, as if Diana is seeing someone or something that we the viewers cannot
🤔
Insight 👀
Diana saw us, she saw the viewers.
Oh Amygdala!
At least the wine isn't green and can't power houses
Ah Kos, or some say Kosm
the homing briefcase is so funny to me
one must imagine Sisyphus happy while making his human wine
[IS THAT SISYPHUS PRIME]
A fine appetizer
gaining the favour of dionysus
The secret plot twist to the story. He only pushes the boulder so it has enough speed to sufficiently press the wine
I can’t believe that RT made a product that is both animal cruelty free and at the same time not vegan
But what of the fish he used as a club?
@Supersmile330 fish was already dead so we can think of it as the fish's revenge 😂
Technically speaking milk and eggs are not vegan but they aren't necessarily made in a cruel way to my knowledge
@Mat-8071oh boy that is a very cases by case basis and most are bad
technically humans are animals, so i wouldnt exactly call it cruelty free……… 😀
14:50 "a meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching unless it is a school in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die." - The actual patch notes for the sims
The patch notes for that game are insane
@Sinner_number_one And half of them are because Kevin exists
@sapphireblue4031 CallMeKevin Kevin?
@CertifiedGirlThing yeah there was a streak of updates fixing things that he did in videos. Iirc like kidnapping santa or such.
@daefaron Killjoys. Smh.
it started as something funny but as it got close to the end it started to feel like some unhinged human sacrifice to some sort of thing that you cant control and will end up killing more people as you load the save
The funniest part about this whole thing is that the Bloodborne track in the background is Laurence, the First Vicar's OST which, when translated from the faux Latin they use, is literally about drinking the blood of the Great Ones.
Fear the Old Blood (of Argentina).
I hope you're not talking about the first few minutes, cause in the first few minutes it's the Lady Maria OST,
But nice to find a 2nd Hunter in this long night
We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood...
I almost thought that once the job was done Agent 47 would walk into the press and push the button from inside, becoming the final addition to the vino humano.
wouldve really completed the menu
I can see that becoming the ending of the movie that this insane endeavor inspires.
The fact that he was willing to restart it multiple times, until it was finally complete, is quite frankly massively impressive
+1
Massively imPRESSive indeed
@faorism +5
"Will you attend the wine tasting event?"
"I'm afraid I can't. I'm a little... pressed for time."
First the game starts crashing, then ghosts appear, and then Dan's ambition imprints on the wine press itself which starts crushing people between crashes without his input. I'm left thinking haunted locations are where reality's been stress tested. Incredible work persevering through all the restarts to make the map drinkable.
I think the reload "crushes" are probably when the bodies bounce and contact the underside of the press (something they'd normally only do when the press descends). The game then determines them "crushed" and removed then.
@Dr.Death8520
Alternatively, the press might start in the down position when the map loads, and its first action is resetting to useable position
Making the map “drinkable” is absolutely diabolical
@RecurveStickerDragonanother possible theory. Though the bounce theory explains why the number "lost" increases significantly as the pile grows. Default-down theory probably kills many more on the first crashes 🤔
He opened a threshold to the dark place
31:00 That guy is the true protagonist, his plot armor brought him back from the dead, gave him consiousness, and deleted the world once that guys story ended
the main character of reality stands no chance against a determined rt game
imagine being an NPC, getting clocked over the head and waking in a pile of human bodies. you're slowly suffocating under the weight of them, but you can just move your head just enough to see that you've been shoved into a giant wine press. by whom? a bald man, crouching as he drags body after body into the press muttering "vino humano" over and over. he has a deranged smile as he presses the button and everything goes black as you become a glass of human wine.
exquisite work as always, Dan.
The ones who died from the first press were lucky. Imagine if you were one of the other ones : You see the press crush the pile of bodies you're in, you're in excruciating pain, and then, as the press goes back up and you look at the bald man, you realize : There's going to be a second time.
While I was reading this, I pictured in my head 47 muttering 'Vinto Humano' over and over, and it made me laugh.
@CJ-73I'm glad! haha
While he's not looking you manage to slowly crawl away, hearing everyone else's bones crack as they are twice pressed into liquid, only for him to find you as he leaves. "How the fuck- how did you get launched here? How? ...Well, what's one more press."
hannibal season 2 episode 2 ahh plot
He's making red wine. Don't ask why it's red though
Fun fact: most bone breaking foley is the sound of romaine lettuce or celery being twisted apart.
When I was a kid, I used to watch this one Tom and Jerry movie on DVD all the time and they included some behind the scenes footage. One of them was a couple guys talking about creating sound effects and demonstrated a few of them in real time. For example, they used the sound of tapping on a can of corn for grapes falling onto the floor.
They actually bring you into the room they made the sounds in and it was just FILLED with random junk of all kinds.
I just imagine this is how it is for a lot of people creating sound effects. They just sit in a room playing with junk until they figure out the sounds they want.
This is honestly one of the most creative and intelligent art forms I think I’ve ever seen.
@KirbyKips you're not wrong! that's exactly what the sound department's like, and from what i've gathered, sound designers are always paying attention to the weird and mundane noises all around them, even when off the clock. warframe's "tennocon" (game convention) has a segment where they talk about what goes into making the sound FX of the game, and it's always a delight to see footage of these guys literally just playing around with random gubbins and taking microphones all over the place to capture ambient audio. honestly, seems like a really fun job haha. obviously, there are additional steps that go into making the final product, but who wouldn't want to mess around with sticks and bolts and vegetables, and make a bunch of noise? and get PAID to do it? what a trip!
@KirbyKips was this tom and jerry the fast and the furry
I've heard they usually splice in a little bit of smashing hands into a "cheese casserole" for the added guts sounds :)
@snarkiwiLots of options for guts, I know the MK studios used green pepper and grapefruit for theirs.
I can't wait to see new "gaming news" articles going: "Man who put entire town into a freezer stuffs entire rich guys party worth of people into a wine press"
The press can't get enough of this stuff :)
@markwright3161 yeah, it loooves crushin
RTgame, always a topical lad isn't he.
Just starting the video with several screenshots of articles about that time he stuffed all of sapeinza into a freezer and then saying "It's time for round two" is really fucking menacing wtf
The flavor profile of this vintage is quite metallic with just a *hint* of fish.
"That's why I don't drink fucking human wine. Cuz they're alive when they kill em." Snooki
It is time. Vino Humano.
Vino Humano.
Great job editing this one.
Vino Humano
Fantastic job with this one, loved the music choices
lmao
It's strangely comforting that the game is fighting you so hard. In real life, no matter how many bodies you pile up there is no lag.
What
Are you speaking from experience? Was it business or pleasure?
@mythicalducky I work at a wine factory
@stanleygagnerNice im glad you are doing your part in population reduction and making a quality product
If everything in a simulation had to be processed at the same rate, I think things in the simulation wouldn't notice if the speed at which things were simulated slowed down.
The editing on this is top notch, utterly hilarious. This was such a fun stream to watch, glad I was there for the final pressing 🍷
Imagine being the person that was sick that day and found out afterwards.
Now imagine him working at a laundry press run by Robert Englund the day after.
Stress testing the game by seeing what happens if you knock everyone out, have the file open for more than 13 hours of game time and making wine out of everyone is truly a masterful gambit
19:16 your reminder that RTGame coined the word “Chuggling” as a combination of struggling and chugging. For the sims 3, but it fits here as well.
you're the chouglas kid and I love ya
29:12
"Um, they're wine."
Was unironically the funniest thing that RT could've said.
Time is a flat circle and I’m living for it
a big, flat circle attached to an industrial strength hydraulic press in fact
It only resembles a circle from above, but in truth? History merely rhymes, and for Dan that circle subtly hides a downward spiral... much like the spiraling and flowing down the funnels and tubes, down from the "wine press", down to the "wine" vats... deep is the spiral... deeper than the taste of *VINO HUMANO*
time is a flattening circle
It really is glorious that, after encountering an industrial wine press, all hitman players come to the same realization they need to see how many people they can turn into red wine at once in it
The pope: "my son, what are you doing?"
Dan: "making wine, your holiness"
Well, it is the blood of christ after all. Just...gotta diversify your sources you know?
- Whatcha got there?
- A grape.
I read it as "making wine, you dumbass".
people call jerma a psycho, while THIS GUY roams free
"Pile of bodies that breaks reality when you look at them for too long" is just straight up an SCP cognitohazard
sounds like something you'd see on datura
You do not recognize the bodies in the wine press.
Mountain of Smiling Wine
@mambodog5322Apocalypse Wine
@mambodog5322 Melting Wine
He is no longer just the Drift King and the Butcher of Sapienza, he is now the Sommelier de Mendoza
*Vintner of Mendoza
Dianna: "And he's gone mad with a clown bat. Alright. Wait, oh good, he lost the clown bat in the piano.
Oh, no... now he's doing it with a fish. Okay, 47."
"The Hour of Joy" ahh wine room 😂
what a strange retelling of the cask of amontillado
AMONTILLADO
the industrial sized cargo tanker of Amontillado
What of who?
“For the love of God, Daniel!”
Alternate universe, where the four digits indicating the wine's age instead show how many people got juiced
WINE FOR THE WINE THRONE, PRESS THEM ALL
Holy shit 40k reference
Khorne would love this
GRAPES FOR THE GRAPE GOD! WINE FOR THE WINE THRONE! THE ALCOHOL MUST FLOW!
@TallGnollKHORN CARES NOT WHERE THE WINE FLOWS FROM! ONLY THAT IT FLOWS
@sionach Slaanesh as well.
I like how you treat the pile of bodies like some unspeakable cosmic horror and try not to look at it to preserve your sanity visualised here by framerate.
How wholesome; to right his wrongs, the Butcher of Sapienza has chosen to make a lovely wine as an apology gift for the world.
What's the apology?!?
"Sorry I haven't murdered you too yet..." 🤣
such a kind man
They used to call him the “butcher of sapienza” back in college, you know.
They called him the “vintner of Mendoza” back in the retirement home, you know.
Hey, it's me. Pope Leo, this is my secret account the Vatican doesn't know about. I just want you to know that all your sins are forgiven and what you've done here is, in fact, metal as shit
There you have it, folks!
Nothing doesn't rhyme with orange
Based Pope 🙏
door hinge
I'm sure Jesus would have given 50 gifted subs to celebrate
The fact that the entire dev team of Hitman was notified by this is absolutely amazing
I remember watching the freezer stream as background noise to help me calm down while doing homework for my masters in counseling psychology. Now I am a therapist and have been practicing group therapy in addictions counseling for about 2 years. Still no closer to understanding what drives a man to do this, but to avoid being pressed into wine I am sure it is fine
Therapists were never mentally well : D
That is a new level of irony. 😂
"Mhm, and how does that make you feel?"
The industrial freezer crammed with unconscious people:
I never thought "stuffing people into a wine press" would make me feel nostalgic but here we are.
Anyone outside of this community would be terrified.
I remember waiting for him to do it after the teaser at the end of one of his hitman vids (I think the one where he stuffed a town into a meat refrigerator)
DIdn't realize it was just never edited into a vid
edit- (ok went and checked the twitch, this indeed was done recently. I guess the "originally streamed..." at the start of the vid is referring to the meat refrigerator. Kinda misleading)
This is RT's second attempt at making wine out of every npc in Mendoza, his first attempt, which was made into the second half of a video (The one titled "I'm on a Watchlist Now, Thanks to Hitman 3"), was the one that the "orginally streamed" was referring to.
im really wondering if the unconscious ring above their heads may have lagged the game additionally by an insane amount
UI elements could be causing a lot of lag depending on how they are implemented. If there was one "object" created per person and then each object was told to sync with the head position of each body, that would be however many bodies adding their unconscious ring UI to the things that need to be updated each frame. There could also be a lot of overdraw with each UI element telling the GPU that it needs to be drawn at a certain space, then the ones "above" it saying the same thing, making it so there are a bunch of pixels that waste GPU processing power.
All of that is to say, sounds like a plausible theory.
@xerveeon I'd say it was more likely the ragdolls colliding with eachother and then going to physics rest
I'd guess there's an engine INI he could have changed that would make bodies not collide with eachother but where's the fun with that?
@scarlet_phonavis Yes, physics is likely the highest contributing factor (and not having bodies collide would be less fun/might be against the "spirit" of the challenge). I was more adding onto what the OP said of how the UI could have an _additional_ effect on the lag.
You can also see how the lag increases when he looks at the bodies, so that could clue into the UI having a big effect, but that could also be the physics turning back on now that the player is looking (if it gets turned off when looking away for performance).
the fact he didn't pick up any of the guns on the floor also probably didn't help, if I remember correctly from bigmooney06s kill everyone's he'd pick up the guns to keep the game stable
@Redaction1212 Optimisations for when he feeds everyone to the hippo in a few years
Edit:typo
the katamari damacy drums lining up with the gunshots is also very good editing thank you chloe
Spanish viewer here. I had such a whiplash when i saw the thumbnail in my feed, I tought it was a "Real life crimes" or something about making human wine, then I saw who uploaded it and my mind bluescreened
same, i though it was a new youtube thing where they change the language of things (as they seem to love doing)
"it's been 5 years since I tried to stuff Argentina in a wine press"
Dan making me feel old at the ripe age of 23
Oh my god, don't call yourself "ripe" in this context, The Vinter will hear you.
@johnologue_gaming He's in the walls
limited edition run of vino humano
300 bottles, each with the photo of one dead npc that was pressed
the moment he hit more than 10 hours twice i got a bit worried
23:25 Its a beautiful day in Mendoza, and you are a horrible sommelier
It's a beautiful day in hell, and you are a horrible goose.
Is Shakespeare really dead?
32:53 She meant in the wine. She doesn't like how they affect the flavor. Think you could make another batch and pluck them out for her? She'd really appreciate it.
Yeah, like turn black people to wine.
RT brings a whole new meaning to a 'Bloody Mary'
😂
10:43 dude the Katamari music 😂
37:08 Shooting a body 19 times to move it is somehow not the worst thing you've done in this video. Amazing.
Nobody’s gonna want to work at that restaurant again after Agent 47 turned waiter into wine.
That original challenge is genuinely a historic moment for this channel and I’m so glad its anniversary is being celebrated, here’s to an even better 10 year anniversary.
The fact its already 5 years ago baffles me
I'll raise a glass to that!
IF it were to be done again I’d love to see the fashion show lights fall on the entire Paris map