I would love to meet the tween who made this. Genuinely. She's probably about 19 or 20 and straightened out by now, and it's impossible she doesn't know the reputation her fanfic has. I wanna know just what she thinks about it now that she's an adult
Chance Martinez it was written as a total pisstake. It’s hilarious, but there’s no way someone sat down and wrote something so constantly hilarious without planning it.
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 Agreed. The inconsistency of the spellings, the totally incorrect use of some words, make me think that nobody would have written this as a best effort.
@@dangerouslydubiousdoubleda9821 then I'd be surprised if they'd achieved much in life! I'm convinced it's fake - it's probably been written by a frustrated author who can't get their actual work recognised, so they've written a badly-written, poorly-researched fanfic to see if that would get traction, which it did.
“Kawaii(cute)” she said shaking her head energetically lethargically. I’m trying to picture someone saying that like a typical e-girl yet depressed at the same time and I just can’t picture it. The imagery in this is just well unique
I swear, we've really been up and down on the emotional rollercoaster with her friendship with Raven 🤦♂️ P.S Please start any future videos on this with the disclaimer VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD
The scene where Enoby turns a pentagram into a guitar and then that turns into Draco reminds me of a scene in Dantes Purgatorio, because it makes just as little sense 😂
'Storytime with Alizee' would definitely work as a series! The writing is truly satan-awful (becuz she is goffic, geddit?), but the way it's being narrated is growing on me!
I'm almost certain this is satire, or at least the latter chapters are. The writing gets progressively worse and there are references that don't seem likely from accident.
DinosuarzR0ck isn’t that just because Raven was cleaning it up at the start? It seemed to go downhill very suddenly when she had beef with Raven over the sweater. I like to think it’s real, and that she’s like 30 now and deeply ashamed.
Remember Raven was the one fixing all her mistakes. Then they got into a fight and since Raven wasn’t fixing them the writer obviously never edited or looked back at her work. Even called her out saying “you’re supposed to do this” just in a... much less eloquent way.
I just watched all three of these and I can honestly say it's the first time in awhile that I've actually teared up from laughing. Fang you for dis. 10/10 actin skillz
I wish someone would make a video on the origins of My Immortal. Or at least just acknowledge what a truly brilliant piece of satire it is. It’s a shame most people only seem to know about the text itself and not the mystery surrounding it.
goddammit this needs more views cause i NEED ALIZEE TO FINISH READING THESE. I haven’t read this since high school( 8 years ago??? holy shit) and this reading hits different. pls alizee if you see this keeeeep going. for charity!!!
The bit where Wormtail says "." is a mistake made by the uploader. There's a line of dialogue that got omitted. What Wormtail actually said in the original was "EbonyIloveyouwillyouhavesexwithme." The only place that has the complete text of "My Immortal" is the My Immortal Wiki. The other versions online either have missing lines or omit the last 11 chapters.
I literally get stoned and watch these videos at 2am and almost can't breathe laughing. My gay ass started watching you for the pretty, but now I'm staying for the funny. haha x
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Alizee did you secretly write this back in the day
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@@AlizeeYeezy but... this is a comment on a comment. If anything, you made a comment squared.
That's actually what I thought first 😂
I was thinking the same thing! She totally has a crush on Draco
@@AlizeeYeezy for a british/American tweener considering how the education of common core degenerated in these countries!
"then he fell down and died"
In a strange way I felt some amount of envy at that moment.
"Snaketail what are you doing?"
Most appropriate response to death I've ever seen lol
“Don’t you think gay guys, are like, so hot?” - Alizee, 2020
@@itsMe_TheHerpes is that a fact?
@@genesisjordan2440 ignore them, they're a troll. If you respond you'll never hear the end of it
@@kezkai *cries*
😴
@@itsMe_TheHerpes so you're not keeled over from covid19 yet then? Oh goody
I would love to meet the tween who made this. Genuinely. She's probably about 19 or 20 and straightened out by now, and it's impossible she doesn't know the reputation her fanfic has. I wanna know just what she thinks about it now that she's an adult
Same! I once wrote cringey femslash fan fiction, and I went on to publish stories, etc ... I’m so curious to know if this author stuck with it or not.
Chance Martinez it was written as a total pisstake. It’s hilarious, but there’s no way someone sat down and wrote something so constantly hilarious without planning it.
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 Agreed. The inconsistency of the spellings, the totally incorrect use of some words, make me think that nobody would have written this as a best effort.
@@Stormy177 what if they did!
@@dangerouslydubiousdoubleda9821 then I'd be surprised if they'd achieved much in life!
I'm convinced it's fake - it's probably been written by a frustrated author who can't get their actual work recognised, so they've written a badly-written, poorly-researched fanfic to see if that would get traction, which it did.
the “gerard way is actually voldemort” reveal was so good that they used it not once but TWICE (in two consecutive chapters!!)
Neville's gran: look how they massacred my boy
Navel
*A L L A H K E D A V R A*
yes, the very first verse of the quran
saintmazarine yep. that’s the first thing we learn
So THAT's why people always die when someone's shouting that.
ngl as a muslim, this is probably one of the few occasions i am genuinely not offended bcs its just dumb and hilarious
@@ahneenak9356 honestly i stan allah kedavra now
@@moviestargf forget iqra, we only know allah kedavra
Reading the authors note must be like having a stroke.
they are my favourite parts tbh
Reading this whole thing is like having a stroke
@@AlizeeYeezy Same. The story is 10/10! much better compared to the author's other works.
@@AlizeeYeezy lmao
Come for the story stay for the tea between the writer and Raven
"We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie"
Sounds transcendent.
This fanfic fucked me up so much that I had trouble pronouncing "transcendent"
It’s fckiunf tleptahy u prep! They speek jopanesse, so day can peek wiffot talking u prepz!!!
im sorry but dumbledore wearing a robe that says avril lavigne on the back is my new favourite thing above crystal meth
Same. That, and Voldemort wearing heels. You cannot convince me that heeled Voldemort isn't canon.
"I'm good at too many things"
I, uh, have never... not related to something so hard
Amanda Baker I love her problems!
“Kawaii(cute)” she said shaking her head energetically lethargically. I’m trying to picture someone saying that like a typical e-girl yet depressed at the same time and I just can’t picture it. The imagery in this is just well unique
"He had long black hair and a long black bread" 😂😂😂
Ok but hear me out, black bread must be really good lmao
I forgot that "Advanced Biology" was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar.
That’s as vital as the mitochondria being the powerhouse of a cell! How did you pass bio??
This is one of the greatest series on the internet
Ebony is obviously a fake MCR fan, she didn't even know there was a concert in Hogsmeade, just happened on it by chance smh
Every time more of this is read it makes me wish Voldemort gave ME a gun
With every passing moment, Alizee’s sanity slowly slips away
I won’t lie, I found a lot of this video xtremly scray. I may need to partake in a little bit of viower excretion. 🙃
James Bell just try to be energetic and lethargic about it!
I hope they go deeper into the Dumblydor and Avril Lavignes backstory in the next Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
I swear, we've really been up and down on the emotional rollercoaster with her friendship with Raven 🤦♂️
P.S Please start any future videos on this with the disclaimer VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD
A lovely bedtime story for when I spent the whole day not actually revising like I'm supposed to, thanks dad!
The bit about the old goth man in the Avril Lavigne cape broke me 😂😂😂 thank you for this amazing work you’re doing!
When I saw the title, I decided I was sit down and watch this like I was having a movie night
This is a masterpiece. They should have a drunken reading/recreation of this like drunk history
When people ask you how you are spending your self isolation time:
Having a fever dream during a nervous breakdown? Because that's what reading this feels like
We talked in silence for the rest of the movie.
Dis iz da best thing I have ever scene, herd... nay, xperencied in looonnnnnnng time! You are sooooo kawaii 🥰
This is making the quarantine a lot easier ty
I remember hearing a reading of this, and I played it with my partner as a drinking game. We never made it this far.
dumblydore breaks me every time. i just cant deal. love these, please do more
This is why the Internet was invented!
The scene where Enoby turns a pentagram into a guitar and then that turns into Draco reminds me of a scene in Dantes Purgatorio, because it makes just as little sense 😂
Alizee Yeezy for The Reading Rainbow reboot.
This NEEDS to happen!
This is comedy gold. best reading of this by far
This series has cheered me up so much in the last week.
Viower excretion advised? Well, I complied, I'm shitting myself laughing
Imagine living your life with the burden of knowing you wrote this fanfic-
this feels like a fever dream
I honestly love that you can barely read 😂😂 this story is so bad it's good
'Storytime with Alizee' would definitely work as a series! The writing is truly satan-awful (becuz she is goffic, geddit?), but the way it's being narrated is growing on me!
Hajimemashite means 'nice to meet you' 😂😂
Cheers girl, for going through this shit. Never heard about this one and holy shit this hurts my insides. Keep it up.
i actually look forward to these readings
"I was depressed so I had to go to the hospital cause I slit my wrists" oh of course you did yeah sure yeah
Does this mean that for the rest of the story, Enoby is dating a guitar that transformed into Draco instead of the real Draco???
Oh. my. god. This fic is literally a descent into madness. The author gets more and more insane and I fucking love it
i wheezed my way through this entire video
This breaks my brain. Why do I keep watching. Oh yes. For Alizee
I'm almost certain this is satire, or at least the latter chapters are. The writing gets progressively worse and there are references that don't seem likely from accident.
Yeah, she had much less spelling errors in the beginning. She's a genius.
DinosuarzR0ck isn’t that just because Raven was cleaning it up at the start? It seemed to go downhill very suddenly when she had beef with Raven over the sweater. I like to think it’s real, and that she’s like 30 now and deeply ashamed.
Remember Raven was the one fixing all her mistakes. Then they got into a fight and since Raven wasn’t fixing them the writer obviously never edited or looked back at her work. Even called her out saying “you’re supposed to do this” just in a... much less eloquent way.
I’m certain the whole thing was a troll fic. There’s so many clever details hiding in it, hidden beneath the ridiculous prose.
And this is how I spend my quarantine...
This physically hurts me. I can't stop listening and I'm living for saying things as they're written but my gods. This is....just...yeah. 🤣🖤
I needed to laugh out loud today. Blessed content.
This is my favorite series
Seeing a new video notification from you is always one of the best parts of my day
No matter how many people I listen to recap this story it never fails to make me laugh. Keep fighting the good fight Alizee!
Please please never stop reading this.
I just watched all three of these and I can honestly say it's the first time in awhile that I've actually teared up from laughing. Fang you for dis. 10/10 actin skillz
Ths is dat colest thng evR! Lol, never stop reading these. when the story is finally over you must find more.
These are gold. Thanks for keeping true literature alive.
Our hunger for my immortal won't be sated until Alizee writes fanfiction.
I lost my shot with excitement to see you do a part 3.
These readings are the highlights of my day.
fangz 4 duing these vid1os
I can’t get over Voldemort in heels
I’m glad I know in detail what every character is wearing at all times
There is something about your voice that's so pleasing I become desensitized to the uh... content
Experiencing My Immortal again is both a delight and a nightmare. Seriously, watching this has made my entire week 🤣
Can this just be your channel now? It’s too good. 😆
I'm gonna accept Dumbledore stanning Avril Lavigne as canon now. Just rings true.
Allah kedabra. That's amazing.
if you finish your novel soon enough i could write my final bachelor's thesis on it
This story is amazing, LOL! Your reactions and make it even funnier.
8:17 my favorite part of the whole thing
I felt like I had a stroke when the story jumped timelines there
Heartless Capitalist I’m still so fucking confused on if that was a flashback or some shit. 😭
"Hajimemashite, gurl"
oh my god. Please keep reading more bad fanfics. This is peak content. I mean it.
MORE PLEASE!!
I wish someone would make a video on the origins of My Immortal. Or at least just acknowledge what a truly brilliant piece of satire it is. It’s a shame most people only seem to know about the text itself and not the mystery surrounding it.
You deserve an Oscar
YeSsss I love this series :’)
goddammit this needs more views cause i NEED ALIZEE TO FINISH READING THESE. I haven’t read this since high school( 8 years ago??? holy shit) and this reading hits different. pls alizee if you see this keeeeep going. for charity!!!
I swear if u do a pt.4 i’ll subscribe to ur patreon ily forever
Wow, to fit in with all this edge, I was the 666th like. Truly an honor.
I can’t get the image out of my head od Dumbledore wearing an Avril Lavigne robe
I died a lot inside thanks to listening to this story. :) Thanks!
My favorite thing about this is just watching Alizee laugh at the insanity she's reading 😂😂
I laughed so much I had an asthma attack 😂
10/10 Would watch again
More Alizee we on lockdown!
This is agony to listen to. I can only imagine Reading it.
I come back to this video every time I need a good laugh 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂I love listening to you read this.
This author is such a fake fan; you can’t apparate inside Hogwarts, GOHHHHH-
Stop flammin u prep!!11 she sed she dint reed da boox ok!!2222!!!!
This is so good, it can't be real. I'm hoping I haven't got coronavirus, cause I literally can't breathe from laughing.
MOREEE PLZ MORE
16:03 listen to that without context
mood
this is saving me from serious quarantine depression
The bit where Wormtail says "." is a mistake made by the uploader. There's a line of dialogue that got omitted. What Wormtail actually said in the original was "EbonyIloveyouwillyouhavesexwithme."
The only place that has the complete text of "My Immortal" is the My Immortal Wiki. The other versions online either have missing lines or omit the last 11 chapters.
I can feel a brain cell dying every second of this narration.
PS: I've watched this three times.
PS2: I am flattened as well
i know it's been a year but PLEASE feed us more of this content 🙏
People reading fan-fiction on video gives me life.
I literally get stoned and watch these videos at 2am and almost can't breathe laughing. My gay ass started watching you for the pretty, but now I'm staying for the funny. haha x