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  • Опубликовано: 26 июл 2016
  • Weekend Update co-anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che report live from the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. They review the speeches given by the Obamas and Bill Clinton, and hand out free water to DNC attendees.
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  • @AFBlackJesus
    @AFBlackJesus 7 лет назад +1117

    "Back to you Colin and Michael" "Thanks, Colin" idk why but i laughed so hard

  • @Mylifeascarly1
    @Mylifeascarly1 3 года назад +90

    "Uh my name is Mustafa" "Not anymore it ain't" hahahhaha

  • @7supergirl
    @7supergirl 7 лет назад +505

    Their chemistry is so cute, they just crack each other up and its adorable.

  • @emilydeze9930
    @emilydeze9930 7 лет назад +442

    "Man you almost couldn't tell you were acting" that quote is why I love Che

  • @jacobshetterly5309
    @jacobshetterly5309 7 лет назад +1674

    Colin and Che have such good chemistry

    • @apare677
      @apare677 7 лет назад +13

      these guys suck they are the worst weekend update yet

    • @samwow123
      @samwow123 7 лет назад +13

      +apare677 they were the first season they did together, but not this last season

    • @josh0g
      @josh0g 7 лет назад +39

      they've gotten so much better. when they started they read lines so stiffly.

    • @shawnhunt2332
      @shawnhunt2332 7 лет назад +1

      really ? / you think so ?

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 7 лет назад +3

      they suck

  • @jakemarsing2615
    @jakemarsing2615 7 лет назад +1219

    Che is awesome here. "Is that why white girls are crying? Do they think they're gonna have to build the White House?"

    • @colinmadden5235
      @colinmadden5235 7 лет назад +30

      He seems a lot looser, I think they had been drinking all night.

    • @everette_greenberg2516
      @everette_greenberg2516 6 лет назад +10

      I think the "white girls" were crying because they are women. They don't want a predator as president (Trump).

    • @rogueprince1341
      @rogueprince1341 6 лет назад +2

      He has a stand up special on Netflix and he killed it.

    • @imnotmike
      @imnotmike 4 года назад +6

      ​@Lala Ghana-Love A black guy was uncomfortable at the RNC? You don't say.

    • @zephyrmcadam8308
      @zephyrmcadam8308 3 года назад

      @@everette_greenberg2516 obv I'm two years late but this irks me, cuz the white girls were crying over *Bernie* losing the *nomination.* I feel this much was unambiguous. the white girls were crying bc we all *thought* we were gonna have the first woman president, not bc we wound up with the Golgotham instead. pay attention. #whitefeminism

  • @juliaparison
    @juliaparison 6 лет назад +555

    "don't let hate change the way you hydrate" I lost it

  • @califinn
    @califinn 7 лет назад +153

    These guys are much funnier when they're off script a little bit. I enjoyed that.

  • @willeeuhm
    @willeeuhm 7 лет назад +199

    Che is even funnier here when he's not reading off of cue cards (at least, I assume this is less scripted than on the usual show). He has such great comedic timing.

  • @titusyang777
    @titusyang777 7 лет назад +187

    "Back to you Micheal and Collin"
    lmao

  • @theladydantes9696
    @theladydantes9696 7 лет назад +86

    "It's like Dave Matthews just played crash into me." LOL

  • @peruvit
    @peruvit 7 лет назад +143

    Lmao "it's the least she's been paid for a speech." Genius!

    • @jo_darel
      @jo_darel 2 года назад +1

      Sorry I'm a bit stupid but i didn't get it lmao can you pls explain?

    • @spatepheni
      @spatepheni 2 года назад

      @@jo_darel Hillary and a bunch of big names politicians get paid to do speeches in big firms like a few hundred thousand bucks for a little speech for company board members or private conferences. Our friend barry obama got 400k from wall street bankers, Hill charged minimum 225k and literally did a speech tour with Goldman Sachs after she stepped down from SoS, the other clinton got 600k from Ericsson, etc.
      But we all know that whole "speech" thing is BS, it's how the big corps 'legally' (LOL) lobby the politicians. Anyway, it's a joke about how Hillary will not be paid this time because it's the DNC event and she's not directly getting paid to do this LOL
      smart joke + don't boo, vote (one of Obama's voting slogans) was also smart

    • @Nandoswitharando
      @Nandoswitharando 2 года назад

      @@jo_darel there was a controversy around Hilary and Bill for getting paid millions of dollars for giving random speeches. It’s controversial because we shouldn’t have our politicians taking copious amounts of money to potentially change their views on certain policies because of a specific donor paying them enough.

  • @alaina7108
    @alaina7108 7 лет назад +344

    Honestly, I would have just peeled the sticker off the water. "Oh look, i made water great again."

    • @gregoryeatroff8608
      @gregoryeatroff8608 7 лет назад +2

      Well played!

    • @WarlordMoA
      @WarlordMoA 7 лет назад +6

      exactly what i was thinking. lol

    • @shawnhunt2332
      @shawnhunt2332 7 лет назад

      'cause you are stupid. If you don't vote Trump , you would vote for ........? ? ? Idiot.

    • @VendableBow
      @VendableBow 7 лет назад +2

      You mad bro?

    • @gregoryeatroff8608
      @gregoryeatroff8608 7 лет назад +9

      No, Shawn, if you DO vote for trump you would vote for idiot.
      Seriously, every other candidate in the race who's polling as much as 1% support is better than Trump. Clinton, Johnson, Stein... all better options. There's room for argument as to which of those three is the best option, but they're clearly all better than Trump.

  • @dontedoestuff
    @dontedoestuff 7 лет назад +714

    All I'm saying is that the DNC audience was laughing a lot more than the RNC audience.

    • @clownwithahammer3978
      @clownwithahammer3978 7 лет назад +7

      Alot more boooing as well

    • @colinmadden5235
      @colinmadden5235 7 лет назад +95

      It's the same audience (MSNBC crew), butttttttt I think they mic'd them up this time because last time it sounded flat.

    • @JoeSmith-ge9um
      @JoeSmith-ge9um 7 лет назад

      Probably laughing at themselves at how gullible they are

    • @VendableBow
      @VendableBow 7 лет назад +1

      Or laughing at the fact your name sounds kind of like Ricky Bobby.

    • @VendableBow
      @VendableBow 7 лет назад +9

      ***** It just might be what saves this country. People need to lighten the fuck up.

  • @Kayla-lz6ry
    @Kayla-lz6ry 7 лет назад +127

    I love the looks Che gives Colin

  • @EarthquakeStar
    @EarthquakeStar 4 года назад +59

    “You still get to be white!” Done 😂😂

  • @mpg3946
    @mpg3946 7 лет назад +125

    Umm, it looks like Colin and Michael have really found their groove. That was hilarious.

  • @jennifercamille16
    @jennifercamille16 3 года назад +36

    Guilty as charged. I was def one of those girls who was upset Bernie didn't win back then and lost again this year... And I also love dmb. I miss SNL. Wish Che and Colin could have covered the conventions this year!!
    💛💚💙

  • @emanuelm123
    @emanuelm123 7 лет назад +558

    why in the blue hell do y'all not have your own show

    • @emilydeze9930
      @emilydeze9930 7 лет назад +3

      Um they are on snl

    • @emanuelm123
      @emanuelm123 7 лет назад +33

      +Emily Dez waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!?!!!! really?!!! they were on SNL?!!!!
      I mean their own show ,a show with just them 2 I don't mean a 5 minute segment on "SNL"

    • @emilydeze9930
      @emilydeze9930 7 лет назад +4

      +Emanuel Morales oh I read the comment wrong. I thought it said "why do they have their own show" and I was like um they don't they are on snl

    • @drethethinker6418
      @drethethinker6418 7 лет назад +13

      Nah, it's funny at times, but it can't hold an entire show.

    • @AnonYMouse-ky4sg
      @AnonYMouse-ky4sg 6 лет назад +1

      DreTheThinker Or can they....

  • @arianaalioth
    @arianaalioth 7 лет назад +40

    Dont let HATE change the way you HYDRATE!! lol

  • @oliviablair93
    @oliviablair93 7 лет назад +9

    For some reason I can't stop watching Colin exhale at 5:10. He is LITERALLY the cutest thing I've ever seen.

  • @mentonerodominicano
    @mentonerodominicano 7 лет назад +58

    Man, Colin is so handsome. People jumping at the water like it was a bug. lmao

  • @enderz1341
    @enderz1341 2 года назад +7

    "What are you sad about? You're gonna be fine!"
    Then 2020 hits... yea...about that....

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 2 года назад

      It was like Dave Matthews' "Crash Into Me" on January 6th but Sabaton.
      You'll have to look up Sabaton on the UTOOBs, it will make sense.

  • @becca4425
    @becca4425 2 года назад +5

    "back to you colin and michael"
    **adorable smirk** "thanks colin"

  • @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy
    @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy 7 лет назад +32

    We need to see a Johnny Fappleseed sketch now.

  • @zachpriddy8432
    @zachpriddy8432 7 лет назад +48

    I lost it when they called Kaine rosetta stone

  • @grantwhite4201
    @grantwhite4201 7 лет назад +13

    God I love these guys! Che is more slapstick/crack-a-joke, Jost just fuckin goes for the jugular whenever he gets a chance!

  • @lavahearts
    @lavahearts 4 года назад +13

    colin thinking he’s so slick saying “back to you colin and michael”

  • @robg3179
    @robg3179 3 года назад +37

    I'mma just be real gay for a second and point out how hot Colin looks in the water segment.

  • @mhnine8
    @mhnine8 7 лет назад +29

    Their chemistry has gotten so good, looking forward to next snl season

  • @tomshea6119
    @tomshea6119 7 лет назад +20

    "Nothing says victory like the home of the 76ers"

  • @ArmandE
    @ArmandE 7 лет назад +23

    That last joke was gold.

  • @nahheio
    @nahheio 7 лет назад +50

    They better keep doing weekend up date forever

  • @alexiatr
    @alexiatr 7 лет назад +57

    O'Reilly, really dude? really? so you are saying it's ok because the slaves were well fed, what a big favor.

  • @blacksmiley22
    @blacksmiley22 7 лет назад +35

    they're hilarious. Loved the segment!

  • @domusvita
    @domusvita 7 лет назад +13

    You know what else is fed and given nice lodging? My dog. You're in the No Duh zone now, Mr. O'Reilly.

  • @AndrewMcClenning
    @AndrewMcClenning 7 лет назад +44

    Actually, there *are* seven Police Academy movies. Forgetting *Mission to Moscow*.

    • @ManuelReis
      @ManuelReis 7 лет назад +13

      Everyone tries to forget that one.

    • @iancaldeian
      @iancaldeian 7 лет назад +2

      That was pure evil - love it!

  • @jackwarren1687
    @jackwarren1687 3 года назад +7

    Che said “what are you worried about? What will happen if Bernie doesn’t get the nomination?”
    Oh we were so young...so naive

  • @democratresistance7847
    @democratresistance7847 5 лет назад +13

    Colin is so cute, and his blue eyes too lol!

  • @christinalanzaro2627
    @christinalanzaro2627 7 лет назад +70

    Why are you wearing matching outfits? It looks like you're groomsmen in a kohl's ad.

  • @thegoodkindofweirdo
    @thegoodkindofweirdo 6 лет назад +3

    "Don't boo. Vote." COLIN JUST KILLED IT FOR ME

  • @zoebelle325
    @zoebelle325 3 года назад +9

    This made me laugh louder than I have in a while

  • @nlpnt
    @nlpnt 7 лет назад +61

    Nobody recognized you guys and asked if that was "real" Trump-branded water or something the SNL props department mocked up?

    • @samwow123
      @samwow123 7 лет назад +19

      They wouldnt care if it was real trump water or not. They wouldnt want his face on it

  • @DJxDJ1997
    @DJxDJ1997 7 лет назад +8

    6:48
    that look killed me

  • @Yeah_Whocares
    @Yeah_Whocares 7 лет назад +6

    10:27 Che's look is the exact look Mike Myers gave Kanye West during Katrina.

  • @jasonhook1634
    @jasonhook1634 3 года назад +1

    “Totally Tasteless” I mean… YEAH. It’s water!

  • @chrisrd86
    @chrisrd86 2 года назад +2

    These two are perfect together they bounce off each other easily and are clearly going out their way to make the other laugh and out do each other

  • @redcardryan
    @redcardryan 5 лет назад +2

    colin has total disney prince hair in this

  • @stosley7486
    @stosley7486 3 года назад +3

    “Jesus turned water into wine and trump turned ice into water” 😭

  • @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
    @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly 7 лет назад +5

    the Johnny Fappleseed bit had me laughing i mean who hasn't planted a Fappleseed in their life time? lol

  • @SeanWeisman
    @SeanWeisman 7 лет назад +16

    I was really hoping to see Kate McKinnon appear as Hillary, but I'll just be grateful that she appeared as RBG on Weekend Update at the RNC.

  • @rck8981
    @rck8981 7 лет назад +8

    I love their matching suits ;)

  • @StephanieLorenG
    @StephanieLorenG 5 лет назад +6

    Thank you for preserving my taco rights Michael Che

  • @lau_dhondt
    @lau_dhondt 7 лет назад +11

    Jost and Che on fire!

  • @whoawhoawha
    @whoawhoawha 5 лет назад +4

    love how much colin enjoys transitions lol

  • @AlisonRyce
    @AlisonRyce 7 лет назад +4

    Great job guys!!!!!! I loved this segment!!!!!

  • @arieldelaney7727
    @arieldelaney7727 7 лет назад +10

    I think Leslie Jones should have bombed the segment and did her Colin crush thing..love her!

  • @Timburtonbarbie
    @Timburtonbarbie 4 года назад +4

    That blue tie on Colin though 💙 his eyes look deadly

  • @bigbarcany7471
    @bigbarcany7471 5 лет назад +4

    Colin and Che are funny as hell. Great freaking duo 💯🔥

  • @AldenSchertz
    @AldenSchertz 7 лет назад +1

    I haven't laughed this much at SNL in a very long time 😂

  • @mlynne-uc9py
    @mlynne-uc9py Год назад

    ****the “free [trump] water” segment was the BEST PART of the news segments, priceless****

  • @DarrylDaniel
    @DarrylDaniel 2 года назад +2

    Lol watching this 4 years later and chuckling to myself after Michael comments on Bernie Sanders supporters crying: "What you so sad about, you're gonna be fine. What do you think is going to happen?" Maybe didn't age so well...

  • @rogueprince1341
    @rogueprince1341 6 лет назад +5

    I love snl but weekend update has always been my favorite part and these two are my favorite pair to do it

  • @ZayaMillis
    @ZayaMillis 7 лет назад +8

    Omg this is great

  • @captainpizza9943
    @captainpizza9943 3 года назад +4

    “Nothing says victory like the 76ers”
    As a sixers fan, I can confirm this is innacurate

  • @annieemalina
    @annieemalina 7 лет назад +11

    I am a white girl, and I approve this video

  • @sharkyjeff1055
    @sharkyjeff1055 5 лет назад +8

    they wear blue ties at the dnc, red ties at the rnc

  • @johnny_roro
    @johnny_roro 7 лет назад +3

    That was hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @kat_tomic
    @kat_tomic 6 лет назад +7

    I love these, too bad they don’t have a show where it’s all this.

  • @miamianz
    @miamianz 7 лет назад +3

    lol at rosetta stone. dios mio we laughed so much

  • @happy543210
    @happy543210 7 лет назад +5

    that last clinton joke stung...because it's true!!

  • @isabelsmith3775
    @isabelsmith3775 3 года назад +3

    in a way they seem so naive

  • @calebk9111
    @calebk9111 2 года назад

    Love the chaotic energy

  • @Antsunamun
    @Antsunamun 7 лет назад

    Love this guys:D

  • @G0DofRock
    @G0DofRock 3 года назад +1

    I can't believe I missed that water-joke lol 4 years later

  • @ClotildaBeatissima
    @ClotildaBeatissima 5 лет назад +3

    "If you get hungry, there's a sandwich in the trash."

  • @Eenea
    @Eenea 7 лет назад +3

    I just watched it so that I can stare at Colin Jost.

  • @Matthew-ql9ov
    @Matthew-ql9ov 7 лет назад +7

    Johnny Fappleseed for the win!!!

  • @margaux846
    @margaux846 3 года назад +3

    It’s 2020 and they asked if things couldn’t get worse... this didn’t age well.

  • @robindevily9182
    @robindevily9182 7 лет назад +73

    what's gonna happen if Bernie doesn't win
    fast forward to now where trump is president.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 года назад

      eh, Bernie still would have lost.

    • @robindevily9182
      @robindevily9182 3 года назад +2

      Stevie no he would won handily

    • @adafrederick6901
      @adafrederick6901 3 года назад

      Bernie would have lost handily. Many moderate democrats and virtually all independents would have voted for Trump. Especially then, when Trump was just a buffoon rather than a menace, socialism constituted a much for serious threat to America.

    • @robindevily9182
      @robindevily9182 3 года назад +1

      Ada Frederick Bernie would have Independents and moderates would have voted for him and trump couldn’t claim he was corrupt

    • @catandchipmunks
      @catandchipmunks 3 года назад

      Fast forward to now, when...we'll see

  • @oreogamezthx5846
    @oreogamezthx5846 7 лет назад

    I love snl keep doing what your doing 😍😍😍

  • @confessionsofafashionseams4261
    @confessionsofafashionseams4261 7 лет назад

    I love love anything SNL

  • @TheCheat420
    @TheCheat420 3 года назад +1

    "Look at all these white girls crying it's like Dave Matthews just played Crash Into Me."
    Che is hilarious

  • @chaz12582
    @chaz12582 7 лет назад

    Che! I laughed so hard!

  • @djguapo
    @djguapo 7 лет назад +4

    I lost it at "Rosetta Stone"

  • @gwenfooteprints
    @gwenfooteprints 2 года назад

    DID I MISS YOU IN THE 2020 RNC & DNC NATIONAL CONVENTIONS!!!!?????
    BRILLIANT IN THESE! HOPE TO SEE YOU IN 2022 & 2024!!!!

  • @deltaweird1265
    @deltaweird1265 6 лет назад +2

    Red ties for the RNC
    Blue ties for the DNC
    Love this

  • @CooksFSH
    @CooksFSH 7 лет назад +1

    I refuse to see coverage of the conventions from anyone else than Weekend Update.
    Thanks Colin and Michael!!!!

  • @walkerfloyd7145
    @walkerfloyd7145 6 лет назад +3

    I love how you can tell that Colin doesn’t go outside and see the sun too often. When weekend update went to the national conventions Colin looked like a sun tanned ken doll, and even now he looks unusually tan.

  • @lovelolah
    @lovelolah 7 лет назад

    JUST THE BEST DOU EVER

  • @sarahiosman
    @sarahiosman Год назад

    This is the funniest video on the internet🤣🤣🤣

  • @tabaxikhajit4541
    @tabaxikhajit4541 3 года назад +7

    Quarantine binging SNL this week and Che's comments on the Bernie girls made me laugh more than I have in a month. No one is better at making fun of white girls like me. He makes it feel like a gentle slap in the face followed by a reluctant pity hug with his face turned away. Far away. "You get to keep your tacos." Thank you, Che. You're awesome.

  • @rebeccalyn3208
    @rebeccalyn3208 3 года назад +1

    Don't let hat change how you hydrate! That's awesome!!

  • @hannahdimartino6480
    @hannahdimartino6480 7 лет назад

    colin's laugh makes me laugh

  • @grigorisaspridis6486
    @grigorisaspridis6486 7 лет назад +1

    Colin Jost. t-shirts do you justice.

  • @Kasino80
    @Kasino80 6 лет назад

    "Don't let hate change the way you hydrate" get that on a bumper sticker.

  • @marcusrabb8818
    @marcusrabb8818 6 лет назад +11

    #Bernie4life

  • @kateh3277
    @kateh3277 7 лет назад +2

    jesus turned water to wine. trump turned ice to water

  • @alliekenny7478
    @alliekenny7478 6 лет назад +1

    colin loves chris matthews lol

  • @MrKrory
    @MrKrory 2 года назад +1

    "What do you think is gonna happen!?" Oh, if only you knew...