You have to look like a PSL god for her to look at you for more than 2 secs. I have too big of a ego to check out someone attractive more than half a sec in fear of boosting their ego. Or maybe there's food on ur lips who knows ha!
When she knows about Fermat theorem, Eternal inflation, fundamental theorem of calculus, Planck hypothesis, Gödel's incompleteness theorem ,Poincaré conjecture, differential geometry, and a bit of loop quantum cosmology and she dosn´t boring with you when you talk her about these topics.
@proodjjuice-hz5sn It's been proven statistically, half of Women would reject a dude for being 5'8", and only 10% would reject a 6'1" dude from height alone. Now, it's not everything, but it's still gonna restrict your pool of partners.
@@-SimonRiley he’s definitely fit, but I support Ferrari for its history. I do have a mate who pretends she loves it but only watches for the pretty men and Drive To Survive though, and it does my head in 😭😭 But I think most women are genuinely gaining an interest due to the nature of the sport
I wish i died in her arms. I don't know her name but she was so sweet when she asked me directions. I fear i never see her again but i still think about her sometimes. It's going to be two years ago in January.
We’ve all been there brother🫂 I know forgetting someone you really liked is one of the hardest things in the world, but life moves on. I always say: if she showed up in my life, why can’t it happen again one day? Or maybe it wasn’t even the one? Concentrate yourself on what you have bro and find some good distractions and good habits. Millions of us started going to the gym or started doing martial arts, try it out!) Remember: "Don't waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come”. I wish u all the best man🫵🏼🗿
@@wardonx887 Triacetone triperoxide my beloved 🥵🥵 (its a non-nitrogenous volatile compound and can pass through airport security and is illegal to manufacture)
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I keep lookin' for somethin' I can't get Broken hearts lie all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this Her diary, it sits by the bedside table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away I should've walked away Is there any just cause for feelin' like this? On the surface, I'm a name on a list I try to be discreet, but then blow it again I've lost and found, it's my final mistake She's loving by proxy, no give and all take 'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away I should've walked away It was a long hot night She made it easy, she made it feel right But now it's over, the moment has gone I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away
Me watching a serie, when the "hottie" enters the scene : Meh... Also me watching a serie, when the nerd/outcast/side kick/who will become a serial killer in five episodes enters the scene :
When you tell her the lore of Batman and she actually listens:
When she tells you the lore
@@NikodemStanibula that’s even better
when batman tell her your lore
when batman tells you her lore
when lore tells you her batman
drunk people looking at their car keys be like:
LMAO
LOL
''yo,why are u shoving that key in your hole""
i spit my drink
That’s FOUL..
Me when i see the most random beautiful girl in the mall that im never gonna see again:
Real.
😢
Fr
@@cr0sad3r70 Me too lol
@saul_goodman15 Don't cry, Saul. We love you ☹️
I'm joking. I'm Hank 🔫😤
Me when I see the most beautiful woman ever existed in summer vacations that I will never see again in my whole life:
Real
That is.... Oddly specific@@DiamondKingStudios
@@DiamondKingStudiosim sorry
@yusuf67572 It is not the same feeling to see a person from a picture.
@yusuf67572
You right brother👍
When you tell her the story of your favorite game and she listens carefully and says she likes it too
My Elementary school self felt that.🤧
Even better when she said: "Hey! That's cool! Where I can buy/play it?" and she actually plays it!
Damn...
That’s the moment you plan your proposal
its a trap bro trust me
Pov: Girls when they see a 6ft male with fluffy hair, a drug addiction and no future.
Underrated af xd
Fr
(me)
"I can fix him"
Better that then end up with nice guys. They are making the right decision
Romanians when they see a fully intact car:
BEST COMMENT HERE 😂
Blacks when they see a peaceful neighborhood :
Jews when they see a well-functionning society :
ROMAS
@@gigachad6885 tf?
woman : he has to be 6ft+ smart , has a 6-pack and is rich
me when I see a Mcdonalds cashier:
me when an average looking girl with good personality, hobbies and future goals:
Leave my girl ALONE! I will make you disappear I saw her First! (She doesn't know it yet but she wants me)
me when i see the mcdonalds cashier
Haha it feels like it was real at one time for you xD !
Screw off and beat it, that's MY girl
me when I see my(non-existent) girlfriend
real
Real
real (i have severe schizophrenia)
real
real
when i say the most fucked up, dark joke of all time and instead of being sent to the psych ward she laughs:
Real
This is a common recurrence for me.
go to denmark
@@Turtoile41 why?
Me when I see bros Mom:
nah thats foul
I love it lmao
Wait, isn't your brother's mom also your mom?
Stepdad Speedrun Any%
@@Djolee4he means his friends mom 💀
ayooo
When I'm Drunk while looking down the barrel of my pistol
Literally me every night
Do you need help or is this just a joke?
@@arthurmorgan6359 probably both
REAL
Finally one to relate to
Lego memes are always goated bro..
I love your pfp
Indeed
Drunk dads when they see a lampost to drive into
PAHAHA!
Deadass the power went out 4 different times in my neighborhood cause some drunk asshole ran into a telephone pole
Drunk drivers seeing a family of 4:
😭💀
When she lets me explain dark souls lore to her and she actually cares
When she plays Fantasy games:
Bloodborne is better at depicting the brutal unforgiving cruelty of life.
... and she corrects me*
@@Soalgu 😍
@@es-rh8oo bloodborne wasnt aktually in dark souls world? (I only play souls and now i play elden ring)
Me looking at my bed after a 11hour nightshift be like:
Me when I see super models: meh
Me when I see a random waitress: 🥺
@proodjjuice-hz5snbut she was too in the zone to realise you were checking her out
when i tell her the entire GTA universes lore and she actually listens
POV: that one girl at the airport you never saw again
When she listens to the shit you rant about, and she rants about shit back:
Me when i explain to her the captain underpants lore and she actually listens to me
REAL
The car salesman when a Saudi Arabian Prince enters the car dealership:
Every kid when they see a cool toy in the store:
Me when she looks at me for more than 2 seconds
Out of all goated comments her this one is probably the best
@@Iwan._ my comment ain't even that good tbh
@@anonyguyy nah Bro it’s one of the best at lest
You have to look like a PSL god for her to look at you for more than 2 secs. I have too big of a ego to check out someone attractive more than half a sec in fear of boosting their ego. Or maybe there's food on ur lips who knows ha!
Me when I see a girl who doesn't vape or smoke
I had a bit of a crush on this girl in my class but I found out she vapes and smokes cigarettes it completely turned me off her
@@crxde_ you dodged a bullet bro
when I tell her a joke that can arrest me for being a war criminal but she comes back with an even worse one:
rule 34 artists after the amazing digital circus released:
What💀💀💀
When she is a convicted felon:
Many such cases
If a woman is broken, she can be fixed by me
@@crxde_No need to be fixed she's already perfect as she was perfection doesn't need any fixing.
When she knows about Fermat theorem, Eternal inflation, fundamental theorem of calculus, Planck hypothesis, Gödel's incompleteness theorem ,Poincaré conjecture, differential geometry, and a bit of loop quantum cosmology and she dosn´t boring with you when you talk her about these topics.
I like these topics but this comment is very 🤓
So when she is a 50 yo math teacher
@@azoth3199 dont need be that old
‘Erm, I don’t talk about useless things like movies, video games or enjoying my life, I only do math.’ 🤓
When a woman shows kindness:
When she says she will kill me if I ever leave her:
me when i make a joke and the class laughs even the teacher
Me when it's leg day but I see a bench press...
Real 🗿🗿🗿
Me staring at the boy who's literally me but in opposite gender:
Impossible
Her: i hate the ATF!
Me:
The dog:
Girls when they see a Tall boy with fluffy hair and no future:
That's me and i dont see no girls 🥺
@proodjjuice-hz5snno way this guy just said height don’t matter. Let’s not pretend like a man who’s 5’2 will do as well as a guy who’s 6’2
@proodjjuice-hz5sn It's been proven statistically, half of Women would reject a dude for being 5'8", and only 10% would reject a 6'1" dude from height alone.
Now, it's not everything, but it's still gonna restrict your pool of partners.
When a welsh person sees a sheep:
Lol
I think this should be the pinned comment
When an Albanian sees a sheep
To far mate.
pov: Turkish girls when they see 20 year old criminal
gerçek
That one girl you made eye contact with at the airport (you will never see her again)
"Me, looking at that one cashier I'll never see again."
real
I came for the song saw the comments and stayed for y’all’s memes way too funny y’all
Game Over: You fell in love.
What a perfect gameover screen song.
me when I explain the whole history of F1 to him and he actually looks almost interested
You one of the rainbow freaks?
This is literally my best mate's rizz 😭
It never works though
@@Humpty_Alexander_Dumpty hit me up with them I need more people to chat F1 with 😭😩
I am sure many women started watching F1 specifically because of that handsome Ferrari racer Charles Lecrac
@@-SimonRiley he’s definitely fit, but I support Ferrari for its history. I do have a mate who pretends she loves it but only watches for the pretty men and Drive To Survive though, and it does my head in 😭😭 But I think most women are genuinely gaining an interest due to the nature of the sport
Girls when they see a tall buff dude who vapes and barely passed elementary school:
when she's a car mechanic:
me when i stop taking my pills , most beautiful girl appears infront of me ,magic ?
Me when he listens to me when I play my guitar:
I wish i died in her arms. I don't know her name but she was so sweet when she asked me directions. I fear i never see her again but i still think about her sometimes. It's going to be two years ago in January.
We’ve all been there brother🫂 I know forgetting someone you really liked is one of the hardest things in the world, but life moves on. I always say: if she showed up in my life, why can’t it happen again one day? Or maybe it wasn’t even the one? Concentrate yourself on what you have bro and find some good distractions and good habits. Millions of us started going to the gym or started doing martial arts, try it out!) Remember: "Don't waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come”. I wish u all the best man🫵🏼🗿
@@realpain.Thanks brother and all the best to you as well🙏🏻
He's just like me fr
@@realpain.Why can't it happened again one day ? Because God took her away from me.
@@spade4376she died? If yes, damn bro I’m sorry🫂 Let’s hope she feels much better in heaven…
British people when they see 2 inch knife blade
Me when I have dream about a random girl that I never had interest in then I see her
Real
Between Elementary and Middle school, I had wet dreams of every female I came across.💀
I love this song and movie!!!
Same)
Me too!!!! 😁😁😩😩😎😎💯💯🔥🔥💜💜💜💎💎💎✨✨✨
Poles when a foreign RUclipsr mentions them.
Polska mentioned 🇵🇱
Polska mentioned.!
Polska gurom 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
radiohead fans meeting other radiohead fans:
Still waiting for this moment
She buys you legos:
POV-My 6 pack when i open the fridge
"My man gotta be 6ft, make 6 figures a year, and have an athletic body."
Me when I see a gas station cashier:
Who had that after watching Deadpool and VOLVERINE in the cinema, I admit it during the scene with Logan without a shirt
God.. that was me.. especially after seeing Logan without his shirt.. i swear i heard the angels trumpets
Pov:Me explaining the evangelion lore and she actually listens
Cruel Angel Thesis starts playing
When you accidentally say the most mind-boggling racist shit anyone has ever heard then she giggles.
When I see she is searching military, wars and illegal explosives
@@wardonx887 Triacetone triperoxide my beloved 🥵🥵 (its a non-nitrogenous volatile compound and can pass through airport security and is illegal to manufacture)
@@beejayxl9018thx bro
Me when she sent me goofy, funny pics of her and she says it's ugly:
when you say helo there and she responds general kenobi
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I keep lookin' for somethin' I can't get
Broken hearts lie all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
Her diary, it sits by the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
Is there any just cause for feelin' like this?
On the surface, I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
It was a long hot night
She made it easy, she made it feel right
But now it's over, the moment has gone
I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
When she is in interested in cars ❤
Me when i explain the whole Jurassic Park/World lore and theories to her and she actually cares
Yeah fr😅
me when i see my bank account filled with monthly paycheck
Me when i hear her make a racist joke:
Real
This is epic!
me when i see this meme
When she actually knows her cars:
Real
People trying to lose weight when they see a chocolate bar:
How I look at my console knowing there’s a test tomorrow:
me: Hello There
her: General Kenobi
my reaction:
Girls: "he must have 6 ft, be rich, 6 pack, high goals, smart, funny, charismatic and handsome like a model".
Boys they see an average poor girl:
Me when I see bro in a wig :
Lolll
Me watching a serie, when the "hottie" enters the scene : Meh...
Also me watching a serie, when the nerd/outcast/side kick/who will become a serial killer in five episodes enters the scene :
When she says let’s watch the entire lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting
I'd do it. I love Lord of the Rings
Nah that was unexpected 💀
Even better if it's the extended editions
I just died in those arm at that moment.
silmarilion is better
me when i see dead bodies
Pov: she lets you explain Godzilla minus one lore
Godzilla is the goat
when she actually texts you after promising :
me when she exists (she doesn't) :
Me at a random car show and seeing a full carbon fiber Bugatti Chiron
When I see carbon koenigsegg regera
@@wardonx887 🗿
She laughed at your cringe joke
When she is finally comfortable enough to fart infront of you:
Me when I find all fictional characters attractive
when she knows star wars the clone wars lore
You (to the person), if you still get LEGO as a gift:
Me when i look at my first girlfriend.
Now bro got me thinking of my ex
Me when I see that one girl walk past my car in the car park
When he’s emotionally unstable and over sentimental
Yo cuando veo a alguien que le gusta lo mismo que a mí:
Alfin alguien que habla español
@@11ogaitnasitab bro me llega la notificación después de 2 semanas xD
RUclips se está muriendo.
@@xGhostMX si
Hahaha. Nice video. Keep up the good work.
When you tell her Jet Fuel Can 't Melt steel Beams and she actually listens:
When she says something that is considered right wing:
When she is pro life and anti feminism (I'm literally down on one knee)
I prefer buffalo wings.
When she gives you Mug Root Beer
Me when i see bros Thick Big Sister:
Relatable.
Me when i saw him for the first time:
Me when i saw him for the 9127372nd time:
Me when I will see him for the 9127373rd time and more then that:
When the cute paramedic girl ask me if i'm okay: (I'm literally dying in her arms tonight.)
Me when i see the beautiful nature like fantasy:
When I tell them every single intricate detail about the fnaf lore and they listen