The Nerd Crew: The Last Jedi FULL REVIEW (SPOILERS!!!)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • The Nerd Crew releases their review of The Last Jedi after attending the star studded premiere in Los Angeles!

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  • @Mantis42
    @Mantis42 6 лет назад +365

    The first time I saw a Porg I thought "Great, now I'm gonna have to see Rich Evans fuck this thing"

    • @Haseo92
      @Haseo92 6 лет назад +4

      and how right you were

    • @ryanisnerdy5186
      @ryanisnerdy5186 6 лет назад +1

      A porg-job: when a studio creates a superficial character to sell merch, to which that merch fucks your wallet brutally.

    • @Hounlaiga
      @Hounlaiga 6 лет назад +4

      Hey! Don't blame it on the victim. #PorgDidNothingWrong

  • @Gambit08
    @Gambit08 4 года назад +3153

    Acting so good it fooled William Shatner.

    • @monsieurcondottiero2685
      @monsieurcondottiero2685 3 года назад +146

      Mike’s hatred of Star Wars is a powerful ally and a terrible curse

    • @caesarferrara
      @caesarferrara 3 года назад +22

      You deserve an oscar for that comment ..no joke....

    • @voilvelev6775
      @voilvelev6775 3 года назад +24

      More Shatner is just crazy and senile. Before I saw your comment I was literally thinking "How the fuck can Shatner think this is serious and not satire?!"

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 3 года назад +22

      That's not really saying much

    • @bradleygarrod3871
      @bradleygarrod3871 3 года назад +14

      No, he's just an asshole.

  • @GareWorks
    @GareWorks 6 лет назад +6042

    The dislikes are beautiful. People fell for the clickbait.

    • @Sweetskis
      @Sweetskis 6 лет назад +512

      13k people successfully trolled. RLM must be so proud.

    • @steadyrhythms9571
      @steadyrhythms9571 6 лет назад +49

      I know RLM, but I thought this would be finding a way to praise the real movie, but praising what they assume will happen is great too.

    • @dirty7444
      @dirty7444 5 лет назад +219

      Me personally, I love the dislikes

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 5 лет назад +160

      These skits are brilliant, they reflect the fanboy podcasts perfectly, no wonder they get so many dislikes.

    • @ferbobian
      @ferbobian 5 лет назад +5

      HAHAHA!!!

  • @TheRcanmeananything
    @TheRcanmeananything 6 лет назад +358

    I saw a picture of Los Angeles on fire and I clapped because my town is also on fire.

  • @nickerchis
    @nickerchis 5 лет назад +1306

    I swear to God, by 2020 The Nerd Crew is going to be nothing but a dadaist collection of context free sentences intercut with laughter. "I'm dead inside"

    • @MrCacaton
      @MrCacaton 4 года назад +20

      two more mooooooonths, starting to smell like i'm dead inside

    • @billionthb
      @billionthb 4 года назад +8

      Just a couple more weeks

    • @Gabriel-zj6uj
      @Gabriel-zj6uj 4 года назад +21

      Well you are not wrong ha

    • @JUTUUBFAN
      @JUTUUBFAN 4 года назад +21

      @@patrickhanlon932 2020... IN DA HOOOUUUSSSE

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 4 года назад +10

      @@patrickhanlon932 2 metres worth of Star Wars merchandise between each of them

  • @erinstanton3255
    @erinstanton3255 6 лет назад +141

    I didn't know what a porg is, so what I heard was Rich yelling "I love porn! I love pooooorn!" while rubbing burrow owls on his face.

  • @definitelynotanAIchatbot
    @definitelynotanAIchatbot 6 лет назад +4953

    13k triggered nerds. You're doing God's work, RLM.

  • @jozinek876
    @jozinek876 4 года назад +543

    Those dislikes are from IGN/Collider fans who hate seeing their favourite content creators being brilliantly mocked by 3 middle-aged Wisconsin hack-frauds.

    • @JG-zs8tr
      @JG-zs8tr 4 года назад +63

      Wisconsin in the HOUSE! AHOYYYY!!

  • @Ohbowz
    @Ohbowz 6 лет назад +1966

    Half in the Bag... I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT STARWARS!!!!!!!

    • @stephenramos2824
      @stephenramos2824 6 лет назад +13

      ya wtf is that video?

    • @Alex-ry6gn
      @Alex-ry6gn 6 лет назад +12

      what in the fuck indeed!

    • @uzah88
      @uzah88 6 лет назад +6

      If they love it, it'd be better just for triggering potential.

    • @dieppat
      @dieppat 6 лет назад +4

      HexVex Jack likes the "artsy fartsy" stuff so I think it makes sense that he'd like it... My thoughts coming out of the theater were that Mike is going to cautiously like it because of the schlock, Rich will think it was stupid and Jay will be somewhere in between

    • @damonlangley6615
      @damonlangley6615 6 лет назад +2

      Apparently they missed their screening according to their twitter but fuck i swear i refresh their channel every 2 hours just incase it pops up

  • @Fraulein_Sausageball
    @Fraulein_Sausageball Год назад +78

    For some reason, Mike consistently saying "Phlasma" never ceases to amuse me.

  • @vulpesio4554
    @vulpesio4554 6 лет назад +205

    THERE WERE SO MANY PORGS THAT I STOOD UP IN THE THEATRE AND CLAPPED

    • @JigglesBunny
      @JigglesBunny 6 лет назад +3

      IT BROKE NEW GROUND!

    • @cooldrew11
      @cooldrew11 6 лет назад

      The porgs made me want to kill myself.

  • @moviehero13
    @moviehero13 6 лет назад +398

    Am I the only person who’s more excited about the guys just bashing on Star Wars then the actual movie?

    • @JasonSmall
      @JasonSmall 6 лет назад +1

      Nope

    • @LeschekOfLechia
      @LeschekOfLechia 6 лет назад +2

      This and "Star Wars with Tommy Wiseau - Oh hi Mark" justify new Star Wars production.

    • @justshootemgaming5761
      @justshootemgaming5761 6 лет назад +3

      I don't think they'll bash 8. I think they'll have mixed feelings.

    • @Daniel-Cruz
      @Daniel-Cruz 6 лет назад +2

      Only after hearing about how bad it was

    • @JasonSmall
      @JasonSmall 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, I'm genuinely interested in what they have to say. If they savage it, fine. If they're lukewarm on it, fine. I just need a point of reference other than my friends who are much deeper into Star Wars than I am.

  • @kirantruter6218
    @kirantruter6218 5 лет назад +112

    I just realized that the only reason they cut to rich and jay is so mike can move his hat each time.

  • @BlackCriticGuy
    @BlackCriticGuy 6 лет назад +1301

    But did it BREAK NEW GROUND!?

    • @jmmj6665
      @jmmj6665 6 лет назад +27

      BlackCriticGuy they hit home run! Knocked it out the park, very cool verrry coo0ool 😂

    • @shkurka4828
      @shkurka4828 6 лет назад +34

      but was it really ABOUT FAMILY

    • @HoChiMints2007
      @HoChiMints2007 6 лет назад +17

      "i'm dead inside"
      "hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha"

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative 6 лет назад +4

      Breaking New Ground: white guy

    • @TheMegaGamingKid
      @TheMegaGamingKid 6 лет назад +4

      But did they clap because they know Star Wars

  • @weirdalex3875
    @weirdalex3875 6 лет назад +87

    "A weird, green liquid shot out of my ass." By far, was my favorite line in this haha

    • @Craydlin
      @Craydlin 10 месяцев назад

      I lol'd hard at the way he says "ass"

  • @izzythedude
    @izzythedude 6 лет назад +82

    I love how subtle they were in the first video and after that they’ve just increasing become more and more ridiculous. I love you RLM

  • @brandongreer523
    @brandongreer523 6 лет назад +573

    How does this fit in with the Nerd Crew expanded universe?

    • @Bigtimegamer-dl3dx
      @Bigtimegamer-dl3dx 4 года назад +13

      I'm pretty sure this one isn't canon anymore

    • @TheExFatal
      @TheExFatal 4 года назад +19

      Nerd Crew is a Half in the Bag prequel

    • @dak.5.123
      @dak.5.123 4 года назад +2

      They have to make a RLM Flashpoint movie after every episode.

    • @tentrain
      @tentrain 3 года назад +1

      It’s time for a Crisis of Infinite Nerds mega series

  • @dondoesdoodles9726
    @dondoesdoodles9726 6 лет назад +304

    I only got to the 9 minute mark because, though this is fantastic satire, it's still way to close to reality for me not to grow angry and annoyed with the mainstream reviewers and "nerd culture" aficionados.

  • @cgvapors963
    @cgvapors963 4 года назад +59

    I love this beyond words. Every time they laugh together, Rich's glasses start flashing with the rhythm. Genius.

  • @y0usaf
    @y0usaf 6 лет назад +289

    i like how the set keeps filling up woth more stuff with every episode

    • @fitch9782
      @fitch9782 6 лет назад +1

      haha good catch

    • @bjornbiff
      @bjornbiff 6 лет назад +1

      Eventually it's just gonna become a giant trash pile with toys.

  • @adamcheek2244
    @adamcheek2244 6 лет назад +69

    I love how Rich's glasses blink along with his insane cackling

  • @lightpoint4426
    @lightpoint4426 6 лет назад +110

    I can't wait for the Plinkett review.

    • @lightpoint4426
      @lightpoint4426 6 лет назад +1

      Just saw the movie. Now I REALLY can't wait for the Plinkett review.

  • @backstreetsbackalright4363
    @backstreetsbackalright4363 6 лет назад +450

    Judging by the likes to dislikes I can tell this was picked up by the masses of mindless Star Wars fans. Oh God forbid you and your precious franchise gets critiqued and ridiculed a little bit.

    • @backstreetsbackalright4363
      @backstreetsbackalright4363 6 лет назад +74

      Your neck must get sore watching those jokes fly over your head. But seriously, when you compare the like to dislike ratio of this to the other videos of the Nerd Crew, I don't think you have a leg to stand on. It's the same exact thing, but suddenly a whole bunch of dislikes.

    • @Evan-rj8cf
      @Evan-rj8cf 6 лет назад +1

      Or perhaps the people disliking this just find it dumb and in bad taste?

    • @slug3856
      @slug3856 6 лет назад +67

      Evan In bad taste? I didn’t realize mocking a kids movie was considered “edgy.”

    • @olliec5564
      @olliec5564 6 лет назад +43

      Evan the fuck is wrong with u.

    • @slug3856
      @slug3856 6 лет назад +39

      Thread Bomb Pretending to be someone else with different opinions is the exact opposite of being self indulged.

  • @starwarsiscooll
    @starwarsiscooll 6 лет назад +294

    I really hope people that haven't seen TLJ watch this and hear all the spoilers... my favorite part was when Rey threw a Porg to Kylo and Kylo used it to beat the Praetorian guard to death.

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 5 лет назад +43

      Personally when Rey and Snoke started fucking on the floor like animals, cucking a crying Kylo Ren really resonated with me. That's when I realised that this film is about family.

    • @-o-o-1917
      @-o-o-1917 4 года назад +4

      @@macrussell78 Same dude. Same.

    • @SAMagic
      @SAMagic 4 года назад +3

      Read this in the Emperor's voice. No regrets whatsoever.

    • @Cybeldar
      @Cybeldar 3 года назад +6

      Well my favorite part was when Snoke fell over and a dozen Porgs poured out of his body cause they are the true Sith.

    • @joshzuker8308
      @joshzuker8308 3 года назад +1

      I actually saw this before seeing the movie and thought I got spoiled. My expectations were definitely subverted.

  • @McCallahanIndustries
    @McCallahanIndustries 6 лет назад +697

    Very cool. Very cool.

  • @Ladondorf
    @Ladondorf 6 лет назад +132

    I wonder how many people thought Red Letter Media had spoiled the entire movie.

  • @SolidSnake2017
    @SolidSnake2017 6 лет назад +90

    This would be funnier if it wasn't so true.

  • @TheFyresai
    @TheFyresai 6 лет назад +54

    Jay losing it over Mike talking about being elite makes this.

  • @TempusFugit78
    @TempusFugit78 6 лет назад +185

    I like the fact that some people think there are actual spoilers in the video.

    • @fqvermis8205
      @fqvermis8205 6 лет назад +11

      These People are so dense.

    • @PKM9107
      @PKM9107 6 лет назад +60

      The thing is, some of the shit they say is so stupid it makes sense that it would be in the movie.

    • @afrocut
      @afrocut 6 лет назад +8

      I love the idea that they might be real spoilers . All the guesses might be dead on

    • @Gemide0
      @Gemide0 6 лет назад +12

      When star wars becomes so vapid that you could guess what happens and it will probably be true.

    • @stabbityjoe7588
      @stabbityjoe7588 6 лет назад +1

      I didn't think they would be but I wanted to be cautious

  • @MacroMadness
    @MacroMadness 6 лет назад +311

    Oddly enough, your plot predictions were better than the actual plot. Mr. Plinkett will have a field day.

    • @rafaelreale1918
      @rafaelreale1918 6 лет назад +28

      He will endeed. Shit movie.

    • @ericsilva4472
      @ericsilva4472 6 лет назад

      Macro Madness so much better

    • @JJHewable
      @JJHewable 6 лет назад +11

      No the actual movie is so good so...

    • @boredom5132
      @boredom5132 6 лет назад +5

      Jay Hewitt not as bad as the last one, I don't know about good though. At least they made an attempt to make it a bit less of a soft reboot.

    • @justin188541
      @justin188541 6 лет назад +9

      Mr. Plinkett : " Time to go out to the back cliff and milk the Loch Ness Monster so I can drink some green milk. Just like I used to get from my third wife. Before she had that unfortunate woodchipper accident." (Cue sound of woman screaming ).

  • @moulanakratos
    @moulanakratos 6 лет назад +279

    at 4:05 when Mike makes the point about the story being epic but still being small.!..XD..God damn..the girl in the collider review said almost the exact same thing..!!

    • @vario6492
      @vario6492 4 года назад +13

      Did RLM record this before or after Collider's??

    • @ghostapostle7225
      @ghostapostle7225 4 года назад +27

      @@vario6492 Before.

    • @vario6492
      @vario6492 4 года назад +39

      @@ghostapostle7225 Věry cool!

    • @ghostapostle7225
      @ghostapostle7225 4 года назад +34

      @@vario6492 IT BROKE NEW GROUND!

    • @HereticsRight
      @HereticsRight 4 года назад +13

      @@ghostapostle7225 This is cute, you guys should get married.

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 6 лет назад +39

    6:43 When they're describing the "Porg death scene" and adding it to the Star Wars canon, you can hear Mike and someone else are just about to start laughing before they cut.

  • @kaatyblue
    @kaatyblue 6 лет назад +72

    How much more obnoxious can than make this set? lol I love it.

  • @treborrrrr
    @treborrrrr 3 года назад +72

    Having only watched the RLM parodies I figured I'd try watching one of the "real" shows. Started watching a Collider episode on one of the Star Wars movies and fucking hell, the RLM version isn't even that exaggerated!? I thought for sure they were hamming it up like crazy just to make fun of these people, but it's almost 1:1! I'm stunned.

  • @TheJimmyCage
    @TheJimmyCage 6 лет назад +331

    I'm dead inside.

    • @bebaguette766
      @bebaguette766 6 лет назад +3

      Livid Imp and outside too.

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 6 лет назад +3

      Henry G I'm death

    • @RoadkillAries
      @RoadkillAries 6 лет назад +2

      I read this the second he said that

    • @CsquidyC
      @CsquidyC 6 лет назад +2

      EHAHAHAHAHA-

    • @Naturo_VR
      @Naturo_VR 6 лет назад

      I'M GONNA CUM!!!

  • @martinnielsen5805
    @martinnielsen5805 6 лет назад +70

    The Sarcasm meter just reached a new level.

  • @TheShanklyboys
    @TheShanklyboys 6 лет назад +102

    YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THOSE FUCKING HOME RUNS DISNEY!!

  • @seraphssavior
    @seraphssavior 6 лет назад +151

    Oh boy! 3 AM!

  • @Warui88
    @Warui88 6 лет назад +198

    The dislikes only make them stronger! Plinkett review when?

    • @DMIwriter
      @DMIwriter 6 лет назад +3

      Well the Force Awakens Plinkett review came out 10 months after the movie was released. So probably October of 2018.

  • @gonkie4658
    @gonkie4658 6 лет назад +427

    I made sure to watch 'The Last Jedi' before I watched this and now I feel like kinda stupid!

    • @GOLDFINGER-24k
      @GOLDFINGER-24k 5 лет назад +25

      A lot of us feel stupid for watching the last Jedi.

    • @danielchristopher583
      @danielchristopher583 5 лет назад +9

      @@GOLDFINGER-24k Fool me once shame on you fool me twice and... yeah...
      I ain't being fooled again after that garbage...

    • @GOLDFINGER-24k
      @GOLDFINGER-24k 5 лет назад +5

      @@danielchristopher583 HERE HERE!

  • @saxbend
    @saxbend 6 лет назад +40

    I'm just sorry I waited until seeing the film before watching this. The Last Jedi should have come with a spoiler warning as it spoilt this video.

  • @ChimpFromSpace
    @ChimpFromSpace 6 лет назад +336

    What's not to love about a soulless, manipulative, corporate product, that siphons money from the dumb masses by appealing to their nostalgia over a series that ended 34 years ago!?

    • @JoshuaBarnes2298
      @JoshuaBarnes2298 6 лет назад +13

      PMcCul2477 lmao sums it up better than anything else I've read

    • @perplexus3893
      @perplexus3893 6 лет назад +21

      What’s worse, the fact that corporations are doing this, or the fact that (at least for Disney) it works so well and the critics eat it up? I’d say definitely the latter...

    • @steamedrice97
      @steamedrice97 6 лет назад +4

      WE'RE IN THE MONEY!!

    • @jasongamer8649
      @jasongamer8649 6 лет назад +6

      I saw the Star Wars salad in the store last week, I just had no words. Just complete and utter whores at Disney I guess.

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 6 лет назад +3

      Jason Gamer I saw the R2 D2 razor and I wanted to kill someone

  • @l.j.1029
    @l.j.1029 6 лет назад +81

    13k down votes? are you people not aware of satire?

  • @tnwodisciple42069
    @tnwodisciple42069 6 лет назад +15

    “the millenium falcon was in the force awakens”
    “oh i did not see that film” 😂

  • @jaimecontreras3530
    @jaimecontreras3530 6 лет назад +94

    You guys officially triggered Kristian Harloff.

    • @TheKnightBlade4
      @TheKnightBlade4 6 лет назад +23

      starkingbiker check his Twitter, not sure if he deleted any tweets but he said something about how people shouldn't be "bullies" online. People were responding to him with RLM gifs then taking screenshots of Harloff blocking them Lmao. Pretty evident he was referring to RLM's parody as "bullying".

    • @jimkettner8363
      @jimkettner8363 6 лет назад +2

      Ah geez, I missed it. I don't watch the Schmoes anymore, but saw when the first Nerd Crew thing dropped how they were all "I think it's funny" and were just making weak passive aggressive fat jokes. Guess he didn't think they'd keep at it.

  • @MasterVycen
    @MasterVycen 6 лет назад +232

    Is this making fun of Jedi Council? Cuz if so, spot on. Great job. Those guys annoy the hell out of me.

    • @ozzie1397
      @ozzie1397 6 лет назад +12

      Patrick B used to love those guys but now days they talk so much shit

    • @SirDenzington89
      @SirDenzington89 6 лет назад +27

      I used to be a fan of them but who cares now. I doubt it’s just collider though. It’s screen junkies, Chris stuckman, all the pretend Star Wars critics. I don’t hate episode 8, I like it but I haven’t watched Jedi council since December I think

    • @CarlosAugusto-rv6op
      @CarlosAugusto-rv6op 6 лет назад +17

      Nah Chris stuckmann is good

    • @alexandermilner4248
      @alexandermilner4248 5 лет назад +13

      I just went to watch some of their videos and satirical tone aside, this is practically verbatim. Well done again RLM. Awesome. 😂

    • @gulfamnaeemahmed
      @gulfamnaeemahmed 5 лет назад +10

      @@CarlosAugusto-rv6op lol no he isn't! Chris Stuckmann is just as bad as everyone else. His favourite film of 2015 was The Force Awakens and his worst film for that year was Fifty Shades of Grey. How original! He just takes the easy route and panders to the mainstream crowd.

  • @ChardBothamYT
    @ChardBothamYT 6 лет назад +517

    I fucking lost the will to live at "salad with a picture of Star Wars on it"

    • @hasan_z
      @hasan_z 6 лет назад

      Tyler G dont hold ur breath

    • @0rurin
      @0rurin 6 лет назад +18

      New Lucas salad review when?

    • @22Sangre
      @22Sangre 6 лет назад +10

      My local store sells star wars themed water.

    • @0rurin
      @0rurin 6 лет назад +1

      Star Wars milk is still the best. Not blue though. Just milk. With Yoda or Chewbakka on the box. Look out for the hair in your wookie-milk!

    • @vegetasolo1221
      @vegetasolo1221 6 лет назад +2

      Who plays Mr. Plinkett???

  • @Zayl1016
    @Zayl1016 6 лет назад +133

    RIP Red Letter Media since your channel will be taken down and beaten to death by Disney. I'll never forget you guys: Mike, Jared... And the rest.

    • @shkurka4828
      @shkurka4828 6 лет назад +11

      Miles, Jimmy and Hitch are my favourite movie reviewers on youtube... would be sad to see them go :(

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt 6 лет назад +5

      With their classic quotes such as "IT RAISED THE BAR!" and "HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"

    • @namegoeshere5220
      @namegoeshere5220 6 лет назад +4

      Justin Berry Don't forget the ever funny and not overmemed: "CAAAAANCER!!"
      So true, so true.

    • @allluckyseven
      @allluckyseven 6 лет назад +1

      Oh, don't worry. They will be literally be beaten to death by Disney.

    • @MrElmo54321
      @MrElmo54321 6 лет назад +2

      Mark, James, and Antonio will be missed.

  • @Rivka45
    @Rivka45 6 лет назад +122

    Starts watching video expecting a legit movie review with spoilers
    Instead finds a hilarious group of friends and a new channel to watch
    That's a win in my book

    • @oxykilldone5113
      @oxykilldone5113 6 лет назад +11

      Welcome to the channel. You're now an honorary hack fraud like the rest of us.

  • @lukeg1940
    @lukeg1940 6 лет назад +56

    Is this the new episode of screen junkies?

    • @lukeg1940
      @lukeg1940 6 лет назад +14

      Is Rich Evans going to be the new Andy Signore

    • @notamodelcitizen
      @notamodelcitizen 6 лет назад +12

      No he is not. Reason being is that Rich Evans could never sexually harass anyone because everyone wants that juicy Rich Evans meat.

  • @cjallin1119
    @cjallin1119 4 года назад +33

    The visual gag of LA being on fire gets funnier every year

  • @punkgift
    @punkgift 6 лет назад +17

    I've seen so much in my life so far that I thought I'd never see. Bank crashes, people flying planes into buildings. But I honestly never thought I'd ever live to see Star Wars salad.

  • @kenaistar1616
    @kenaistar1616 6 лет назад +55

    Why does this have so many negative clicks. It's comedy gold

  • @岩男沢山
    @岩男沢山 10 месяцев назад +7

    This is somehow funnier five years in retrospect.

  • @KnowsFilms
    @KnowsFilms 4 года назад +20

    I watched Collider's review of The Last Jedi and I was shocked how accurate they were.

  • @MikeSaundersProject
    @MikeSaundersProject 4 года назад +28

    Jay cracking up and covering is face really gets me laughing

  • @BrendanMacWade
    @BrendanMacWade 6 лет назад +49

    I love how RLM doesn't respect Star Wars. It is not the greatest story ever told. It's a corporation now that wants to to fork over dozens of dollars each year.

    • @ComradeLavender
      @ComradeLavender 6 лет назад +8

      DOZENS of dollars!?!@? Egads!

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 6 лет назад

      Brendan A. MacWade dozens? Holy fucking shit! But in all seriousness, the original trilogy and of the such are not the greatest stories ever told. They are some of the most well told stories of the usual knight saving the princess and defeating the dark knight and lord of evil in a fantasy setting, and the only difference is that it is in space. I still love it anyways.

  • @destronia123
    @destronia123 6 лет назад +194

    Your story was 1000x better than the actual movie. ;)

  • @MEDZFactor
    @MEDZFactor 6 лет назад +256

    I’m so fucking sick of Star Wars at this point....

    • @davideleuterius6465
      @davideleuterius6465 6 лет назад +49

      you can't be! we only have another 95 years left before the first phase of the star wars cinematic universe comes to a close at which point they'll just start back up with the force awakens because anyone who was alive when it first released is dead and no one will be able to tell the difference anyway.

    • @MEDZFactor
      @MEDZFactor 6 лет назад +12

      Thomas Johnson I Know!

    • @MrElmo54321
      @MrElmo54321 6 лет назад +22

      I can’t wait until Phase 418! I hear Star Wars is supposed to team up with the Avengers, to fight Death Star Mk IVXC, along with *Disposable Marvel Villain #782* I hear the Time traveling Delorian is supposed to make a cameo!

    • @davideleuterius6465
      @davideleuterius6465 6 лет назад +6

      thomas johnson
      they have 4 more movies lined up and more after that.
      those being:
      the han solo standalone 2018
      episode IX 2019
      the obiwan kenobi standalone 2019
      the bobba fette standalone 2020
      and cathleen kennedy has confirmed that there are going to be more than that barring an economic backlash and riots crying for the end of star wars.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 6 лет назад +8

      MEDZ Factor I can't blame you really :/ I'm on the same boat as you

  • @SvendleBerries
    @SvendleBerries 6 лет назад +63

    Damn, those dislikes tho. Salty much?

    • @TheOdMan
      @TheOdMan 6 лет назад +4

      When they do videos on subjects that are popular at the time of the making of the video, they most likely attract a lot of views from ppl who otherwise have no clue who RedLetterMedia is, and thus don't know that's it's not a serious video. Just my theory.

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 6 лет назад

      TheOdMan
      Yeah, you have a point. Even though I know full well what you say is most likely true, I'm still thrown off by it sometimes lol even though I damn well shouldnt be. Oh well lol

  • @ballisticwaffles
    @ballisticwaffles 6 лет назад +70

    Me personally, I loved this review. Best Star Wars review I've ever seen.

  • @Waggehful
    @Waggehful 3 года назад +10

    "Nobody called, nobody noticed"
    I lost it 🤣

  • @GGHF
    @GGHF 6 лет назад +179

    The dislikes on this video are pretty hilarious. 10K people caught the bait.

    • @grilledcheese9845
      @grilledcheese9845 6 лет назад +10

      Or they just got tired of the same joke being told over and over again.

    • @damien9801
      @damien9801 6 лет назад +9

      GrilledCheese nope they caught the bait lol

    • @jarretweber6021
      @jarretweber6021 6 лет назад +1

      Or were tired of hearing about how it's bad that white people direct a lot of movies in a country populated primarily by white people.

    • @cyan_2169
      @cyan_2169 6 лет назад

      Jarret Weber Let me guess, you're also white and don't understand why representation is nice?

    • @Cadence242
      @Cadence242 6 лет назад +1

      I see there is bait hidden in the comments of this bait.

  • @alwindsor7299
    @alwindsor7299 6 лет назад +29

    All of Mike's facial expressions is just GiF fodder

    • @veo_
      @veo_ 6 лет назад +2

      He's literally a professional alcoholic .gif model.

  • @RossTheNinja
    @RossTheNinja Год назад +12

    Me personally. I miss the nerd crew.

  • @mr.comicbook94
    @mr.comicbook94 6 лет назад +16

    I'm literally refreshing the RLM youtube page every 10 minutes for Half in the Bag about The Last Jedi. It's gonna be a great one!

  • @WarpedJim
    @WarpedJim 6 лет назад +251

    More earnest than a Chris Stuckman review.

    • @poppag8281
      @poppag8281 6 лет назад +2

      Whats wrong with chris stuckmen lol

    • @poppag8281
      @poppag8281 6 лет назад +5

      can you link me the video where he started cryng over it (also how is he a pussy)

    • @matthewbrunstetter1024
      @matthewbrunstetter1024 6 лет назад +1

      Jared Ellis source?

    • @poppag8281
      @poppag8281 6 лет назад +2

      +
      Christian Ames
      from what iv'e seen of chris stuckmen he seems decent (not my personal cup of tea but intresting to listen to from time to time) I respect that he does't just talk about big movies and ocasionaly talks about indie films and what not

    • @GRegulator1000
      @GRegulator1000 6 лет назад +16

      Poppa G he is a stars wars shill/fantard. Totally blind or willfully blind to the bs spectacle that Disney lays before him.

  • @MrAbrissbirne
    @MrAbrissbirne 6 лет назад +198

    jokes on you guys, the story was worse!

    • @antwanscott97
      @antwanscott97 6 лет назад +15

      MrAbrissbirne BUT IT BROKE NEW GROUND!! IT WAS DIFFERENT AND COMPLEX!!

    • @ghostapostle7225
      @ghostapostle7225 6 лет назад +19

      LUKE MILKING AN ALIEN COW AND DRINKING IT ON SCREEN? I APPLAUDED WHEN I SAW IT

    • @dnyrvlr5420
      @dnyrvlr5420 6 лет назад +14

      I like how Rey just went to the island, trained herself, beat Luke with a stick, used a lightsaber on him, then just left LMAO

    • @CarparkUA
      @CarparkUA 6 лет назад +2

      No joke, none of the jokes they made here could prepare me for SuperLeia. Never thought I'd be laughing at a dead person, but leave it to Star Wars to BREAK NEW GROUNDS!!!

    • @ghettofridge
      @ghettofridge 6 лет назад

      I think the joke is both on them and us. The joke is so dense; there's just so much going on at once.

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 6 лет назад +23

    Wow, why does this video have so many dislikes? Were people expecting an actual review? _From the Nerd Crew_ ?

    • @harate
      @harate 6 лет назад +2

      Dreadjaws the miserable original trilogy nazis couldn’t wait until half in the bag to unleash their anger

  • @abradolflincler5482
    @abradolflincler5482 6 лет назад +70

    So many Fellow White Guys

    • @gianni206
      @gianni206 6 лет назад +1

      Lol getting ready for the anniversary

  • @AngelBunnyAlice
    @AngelBunnyAlice 6 лет назад +48

    Now THIS is Shitposting!

  • @GregsGameRoom
    @GregsGameRoom 3 года назад +12

    The funniest thing about these videos is that Collider actually thought they were important enough to be made fun of...

  • @TheFoxfires
    @TheFoxfires 5 лет назад +16

    The Nerd Crew's review is actually better than what we got. Wow.

  • @HQMan2008
    @HQMan2008 6 лет назад +19

    Yeah after year I care less and less about Star Wars. First because any originality is long dead and gone. Second is because the fans are more and more like the parody we see in this video.

    • @evan480
      @evan480 6 лет назад

      Matheus Vale Holy shit this comment is relatable

  • @rollieroulston
    @rollieroulston 6 лет назад +20

    On BBC Radio 1 this morning 2 of the presenters talked about what they thought of the film in this exact manner, down to a fucking tee. Vapid, generic they said what they thought people wanted to hear

  • @umkemesic
    @umkemesic 6 лет назад +23

    I loved this film, the best Star Wars film I ever seen.

    • @DanBharry
      @DanBharry 6 лет назад +5

      very cool.

    • @asisin2
      @asisin2 6 лет назад

      Wow so many different opinions!

    • @vegetasolo1221
      @vegetasolo1221 6 лет назад +2

      Spoiler: the new star wars is empire strike back all over again

  • @Qazertree
    @Qazertree 6 лет назад +196

    It’s time for someone other than a white dude to direct RedLetterMedia

    • @shampoomyasshairh4496
      @shampoomyasshairh4496 6 лет назад +3

      Black don't crack

    • @Iritis-
      @Iritis- 6 лет назад +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ComradeLavender
      @ComradeLavender 6 лет назад

      Right? I've loved them and the channel for years but sometimes it becomes painfully obvious how limited their perspective is concerning things like race, gender politics, etc.

    • @SSHayden
      @SSHayden 6 лет назад +1

      yeah, they should stop whitesplaining things. So ignorant!
      Someone needs to educate them already ffs

    • @Andrewisthatwhiteguy
      @Andrewisthatwhiteguy 6 лет назад +13

      That moment when you can't tell if the commenters are serious or incredibly stupid.

  • @mental263
    @mental263 6 лет назад +11

    If the first word of episode 9 ends up being "It's" I will will have a fit.

  • @wario139
    @wario139 6 лет назад +39

    Revolver Ocelot: "I've been waiting for this!"

  • @leftyfourguns
    @leftyfourguns 6 лет назад +30

    I think Ron Howard is more translucent than white

  • @Poisonedblade
    @Poisonedblade 6 лет назад +33

    Adam Driver's Character, what's his name? Kyle Ren or something?

    • @MrElmo54321
      @MrElmo54321 6 лет назад

      Poisonedblade Kelvin Renner?

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 6 лет назад +2

      I think you are thinking of that guy who plays Hawkeye in the Avengers movies, Jerry Runner.

  • @MoldyDogUnlimited
    @MoldyDogUnlimited 6 лет назад +35

    Enough of this foolishness! The Last Jedi Half in the Bag is what we need. Then Plinkett. Then Plinkett again.

    • @ZAXfolife
      @ZAXfolife 6 лет назад +1

      +Shin Seiki Evan nah I think that there just wasn't too much to say was bad about TFA other than it basically copied a new hope. TLJ however was a complete dumpster fire

  • @ApolloMcrib
    @ApolloMcrib 6 лет назад +16

    When the fake spoilers end up being better then the piece of shit I witnessed in the theater...

  • @Dragon555
    @Dragon555 6 лет назад +32

    This video is #trending Nerd Crew is SO HOT right now.

  • @janpawedwa4590
    @janpawedwa4590 3 года назад +13

    I love how accurate this is. Also, I hate how accurate it is.

  • @EvilMastermindPeter
    @EvilMastermindPeter 6 лет назад +83

    It’s amazing how people don’t understand these are a joke.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 6 лет назад +4

      Everyone knows it's a joke, kid

  • @krisjohnson247
    @krisjohnson247 6 лет назад +12

    Is this a parody of an actual show? Dont know. Dont care. This is pure brilliance. Now everyone, bow to our masters. Submit. We're not worthy. We're not worthy.

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 6 лет назад +2

      Kris Johnson yeah. It's a parody of All of the nerd shows in the same style of format and shilling, and it's pretty damn great.

  • @jefftrujillo9424
    @jefftrujillo9424 6 лет назад +54

    Unsubscribed to collider and subscribe to you guys RIP Star Wars.

  • @mordecaiwayne652
    @mordecaiwayne652 4 года назад +9

    6:50 Holy Shit. Mike technically predicted Grandaddy Palpatine.

  • @ianirwin9480
    @ianirwin9480 5 лет назад +16

    Let's be honest, if you've seen 1 episode of Collider Live you've seen them all... Oh, wait, I meant to say the Nerd Crew podcast!!

  • @timmyta08
    @timmyta08 6 лет назад +24

    What why would Luke kill Leia?

  • @danielhawthorne1838
    @danielhawthorne1838 6 лет назад +18

    Rich Evans love for Porgs is like a mother's love for her child. It never ends.

  • @johnstifter
    @johnstifter 6 лет назад +10

    "that gave me so much goose bumps .. all over my whole body that .. a weird green liquid .. shot out of my ass" HAHAHAHAAAHA!

  • @26kempy
    @26kempy 6 лет назад +15

    Mr. Plinkett is going to have a field day.

  • @tytsty5716
    @tytsty5716 8 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that their parody is so good that an actor that has been in multiple feature length Hollywood films that have won multiple awards couldn’t tell if it was real or not makes this go into legendary status.

  • @WolfataDoor
    @WolfataDoor 6 лет назад +30

    Came so fast I reversed my birth.

  • @Ctofer93
    @Ctofer93 2 года назад +6

    My favorite part was when Palpatine was unmasked scooby doo style and turned out to be Morbius. Then he said "I woulda Morbed too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

  • @Justsomerandomguy951
    @Justsomerandomguy951 6 лет назад +6

    The very first video I see of this channel. I was confused why they had that tone when talking and once they talked spoilers, I was losing my shit! 😂😂😂😂 new subscriber

  • @MrBabyBoy871
    @MrBabyBoy871 5 лет назад +8

    Mike is definitely taking off campea love it

  • @KidFoThaWin
    @KidFoThaWin 6 лет назад +40

    I SAW A NEW NERD CREW VIDEO AND I HIT MY HAND AGAINST MY OTHER HAND!!!!!!!