Random fun fact. Gideon wouldn't have had Comet Azur in this playthrough. He learns it from Azur, but because you got to it first, he couldn't. The more you know!
"I know... in my bones... if you take another step forward... you are REALLY not going to like what happens next." Obviously Gideon was going to warn you about the Radagon/Elden Beast fight, but you held X and skipped his dialogue after Gaster-Blasting his genocidal run.
That's how I'm gonna train myself, I've only played Ds1 so elden ring is gonna be a jump in difficulty, but if I die in one hit then I have to git gud! "Dies in one hit, weakest knight"
😐 Im playing but it’s still not a good joke even though it wasn’t supposed to be a joke just a reference to sans using puns that aren’t even good in the first place. ( just had to point that out yknow )
It's kind of funny, I subscribed to this channel for the Elden Ring characters as DnD builds butafter binge watching the Elden ring videos I look forward to these coming out more than the Elden Ring in DnD videos
31:02 - There is a perfume recipe called the 'Uplifting Aromatic' that works the same as the Bubbletier, as well as boosting damage. I don't know how many perfume bottles you find on your speed runs, but the max is 10, if you don't mind spending the crafting mats for them.
For future reference, if you are ever having trouble with elden stars again, you can actually dodge it pretty consistently if you time it right. It's also like radagons triple hammer in that the first one always happens immediately after a certain HP threshold. Eitherway, great video; it was entertaining and beating elden ring with such low vigor is (as you know) extremely hard, even if you've got obscene damage to back it up.
I know I'm late, but personally I love to use the Crimsonwhorl Bubbletear to negate Elden Stars. It turns all non physical damage into healing, so it's prefect for that fight, and it lasts the duration of Elden Stars.
I’m doing a squishy mage build right now, and about the only difference is that I put one point in vigor (10 total) and I have the Moonveil equipped in my main hand.
Rattle me bones, this was hard to watch live but your determination was truly inspiring. And I missed the live swag jump so I can't wait to see if you'll make it or if you're gonna have a bad time.
This is one of my favorite series related to ER on RUclips, (and with and upvotes-to-views ratio of greater than 10% you are clearly killing it in terms of quality; shame that more people don't know about your channel.) I'm curious, and perhaps I missed it, is there a reason you didn't pick up the rock sling spell along with the meteorite staff? It has hella early game potential, especially when you're already crippling yourself with 9 vigor.
If you want to go full-on with this, the sans build can be even more painful to play; Canonically, sans doesn't just have 1 HP, he also has 1 attack and 1 defense, which would also mean banning armor from the build, and only using status effects to beat enemies, as sans does in Undertale. While the attack thing is originally gotten around by removing I-frames, the closest you could really get is using the weapon with the fewest of them, which... I dunno which one that is. Still, I can see this. People often forget that the big problem while fighting sans isn't the blasters, or sheer power; it's the speed of his attacks, and the status effect they inflict. Well, that, and the 22 turns of dodging. There's a reason he's described as 'the weakest enemy'.
I don't think that sans actually has 1 hp, it's just the player's dmg is so incredibly high that it seldom matters. What he does have is defense, which I think is the true reason behind him bring a glass canon
If you kill the regular dragons sleeping near the mountain of a dragon called greyoll then it'll actually kill her as well. Kill 4 and her hp drops to zero, and the dragons stay around 1/2 hp
Loved the video! You're brave doing content that has anything remotely to do with Undertale. The fans can be... intense. Off topic, but I just wanted to let you know that picking up a cat by the back of the neck could cause them injury. That's only safe when they are kittens. I'm sure you're not trying to hurt your cat, but I thought I would let you know.
Love the Super Metroid jams! Really been enjoying watching the backlog of your build videos. Someone else already mentioned it, but the Crimsonwhorl tear is amazing for Elden stars, works better than any strange mis-direction through positioning or spamming Thop's Barrier. It was the last piece of the puzzle in my RL1 run.
You know, "Z Fighters" might be way easier to make here than in DND. In fact, while you haven't made him in DND, Merged Zamasu would basically be this build, but not only can you invest in vigor, it's encouraged due to Zamasu's immortality. Not to mention he dosn't even really fistfight as much as other Dragon Ball characters, so you wouldn't really be expected to toss that in.
For another character idea, Babidi could be a summon-focused build, having multiple brainwashed minions to fight for him while he uses magic to disrupt or weaken foes.
fun thing i learned - gravity will bring the archers in ordina down and prevent them shooting you. i've done it with the lowest grav spell, it should work with gravitas as well.
The best way to dodge Radagon's triple hammer attack is to get CLOSE to him. The wave has a travel time, so the closer you are to him, the easier it is to match the dodge timing with the hammer strikes, and if you dodge around/behind him, you can completely avoid the 4th AoE. After learning that in my first playthrough I was dodging it reliably.
“Elden ring is the easiest game” Also random fact: Gideon learns moves from the bosses you defeat so if you defeat Gideon before malenia, or any boss with spells, it makes the boss fight way easier.
Those albinauric archers can actually be pulled off their roofs by Collapsing Stars, allowing you to finish them fairly easily with Haima's Gavel, Carian Greatsword, or an Int-scaling melee weapon.
Why didn't you just go pick up the Magic Scorpion Charm as soon as you could? It gives you more damage than either of the two you had equipped (Graven Mass and Ritual Sword), so you could've used it instead of one of them.
Working my way through this playlist and wondering when he's going to learn that you don't need to climb the carian study hall to access the ainsel river main
I'm not sure if this was intentional, but when 21:33 hit, the exact first note played and then it was interrupted by an AD. I literally could not stop laughing and I am not ashamed.
I'm surprised you didn't focus on Night Comet & Carian Regal Sceptre with Magical Scorpion Charm. Bloodhound Step is -so- in character for Sans as well! Also, where's your Invisibility/Unseen Body?
I cant believe he didnt know this after so many playthroughs but: You can completely negate elden stars with a physics tear alled the "crimsonwhorl bubbletear". Iits kinda hidden in the mountain tops but it converts all elemental damage into healing, thus canceling out any pure holy/fire/magic or lighting attacks. (like elsen stars)
this reminds me of several videos where someone made his character look like Saitama from "one punch man" and killed EVERY boss with ONE attack! he used a bunch of items and spells to boost attack, including one that made him rapidly lose health in exchange for an attack bonus, causing his character to die just after killing most of the bosses!
you can actually kill the 2nd miriam in the inverted tower before you flip it. in the elevator up theres a window you can jump to, if you jump far enough out from it i think it spawns that version and it doesnt come for you after flipping the tower plus you get the spell for killing them. do note that i havent done this in several months but i doubt its been fixed. if nothing else it makes the inverted tower easier
Hi, I see the low vigor and I see this as an opportunity for emotional support I’m doing a level one run with the extra dumb added stipulation of not saying yes to melinda, therefore the luxuries sands has of high int, summoning, and a horse, I don’t have access to. I have 15 vigor due to soreseal. I’m 200 hours in and haven’t gone past the capital
i don't think sans health was ever stated, just his atk and def. and when sans got hit, he suffered max damage. so for all we know, sans really rocks 60 vig, but plays on ng+7.
Random fun fact. Gideon wouldn't have had Comet Azur in this playthrough. He learns it from Azur, but because you got to it first, he couldn't. The more you know!
That's sick. The attention to detail haha. I love facts like this.
He steals my spells?... What else does he steal???
@@absolstoryoffiction6615 rykard's rancor, scarlet aeonia, some other stuff related to main bosses.
@@winoblio So essentially, Gideon is a PC from another reality.
@@HasegawaRayven yea pretty much, Gideon is essentially a tas Vs a world record speedrun, if the wrs quick, the tas is only a few secs behind
You forgot the most important part of playing as Sans. Being really good at dodging.
"I know... in my bones... if you take another step forward...
you are REALLY not going to like what happens next."
Obviously Gideon was going to warn you about the Radagon/Elden Beast fight, but you held X and skipped his dialogue after Gaster-Blasting his genocidal run.
I’m sure this whole run you were filled with determination
That would be an interesting way to build a run, center it around the ash of war of the same name
I just realized how absurdly fitting it is for Sans to be an F tier build yet still be capable of one-shotting some bosses.
"The weakest enemy. Dies in one hit."
Personally I’d just make it a death rancor build but with more lasers
He’s a glass cannon, a really good one.
@@nebulous9280 "can only deal 1 damage"***
That's how I'm gonna train myself, I've only played Ds1 so elden ring is gonna be a jump in difficulty, but if I die in one hit then I have to git gud! "Dies in one hit, weakest knight"
I love that Tulok just kept in his reaction to the Snake Eater bit instead of rerecording to make an actual joke
No way!!! It’s the guy from Earthbound, now in the new Sekiro game!
This run was more Pun-ishing than I thought
D:
😐
Im playing but it’s still not a good joke even though it wasn’t supposed to be a joke just a reference to sans using puns that aren’t even good in the first place. ( just had to point that out yknow )
@@AlkioHanmaok
Humerus. He also told a skele-TON of puns. Truly sansational.
THIS IS THE COMEDY POLICE! THE JOKE'S TOO FUNNY!
It's kind of funny, I subscribed to this channel for the Elden Ring characters as DnD builds butafter binge watching the Elden ring videos I look forward to these coming out more than the Elden Ring in DnD videos
That was the goal!!! You've been bamboolzed!
i appreciate the effort it took to write all those puns, and this was another great run
31:02 - There is a perfume recipe called the 'Uplifting Aromatic' that works the same as the Bubbletier, as well as boosting damage. I don't know how many perfume bottles you find on your speed runs, but the max is 10, if you don't mind spending the crafting mats for them.
The best thing too is it applies the buffs to summons too, and if you give it to a mimic tear you get the occasional free reapply from it
So many points for all the Puns! You've now "To-Locked" me into my subscription.
man a no-vigor sans run is quite PUNnishing indeed
This was rough to watch live on Twitch, but it led to some great rants and we were all very proud of you!
For future reference, if you are ever having trouble with elden stars again, you can actually dodge it pretty consistently if you time it right. It's also like radagons triple hammer in that the first one always happens immediately after a certain HP threshold.
Eitherway, great video; it was entertaining and beating elden ring with such low vigor is (as you know) extremely hard, even if you've got obscene damage to back it up.
I know I'm late, but personally I love to use the Crimsonwhorl Bubbletear to negate Elden Stars. It turns all non physical damage into healing, so it's prefect for that fight, and it lasts the duration of Elden Stars.
I know I’m late as well, but he needed to use the physick to make it through radagon, so it wouldn’t be left for the elden beast
I’m doing a squishy mage build right now, and about the only difference is that I put one point in vigor (10 total) and I have the Moonveil equipped in my main hand.
I love how I never played neither a soulslike (though plan on doing so) nor undertale but you still managed to get me invested to the *bone*
I heard that first rimshot and realised this was going to be a long video.
EDIT: I was still not prepared
Rattle me bones, this was hard to watch live but your determination was truly inspiring. And I missed the live swag jump so I can't wait to see if you'll make it or if you're gonna have a bad time.
using bloodhound step would be good as a “teleport” for sans
Yeah, ive made the same challenge after ive seen this, and with bloodhound step and light load i beat maliketh like 3rd-4th attempt
A fun build! Definitely would teach you to dodge really good.
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I feel like quickstep of bloodhound's step would have been a good fit for this build.
I appreciate the way you leaned into the puns. I know it must’ve had to pick your funny bone.
Why is this so lore accurate good job
I read “no vigor” as “novigor”, and I got very confused.
This was pretty much my build in my first Elden Ring playthrough.
This is one of my favorite series related to ER on RUclips, (and with and upvotes-to-views ratio of greater than 10% you are clearly killing it in terms of quality; shame that more people don't know about your channel.) I'm curious, and perhaps I missed it, is there a reason you didn't pick up the rock sling spell along with the meteorite staff? It has hella early game potential, especially when you're already crippling yourself with 9 vigor.
Lovely job as always, Tulok!
Theirs a crystal tear that makes you heal from any damage that's not physical for a few seconds. It's the hard counter to elden tears
Friends don’t let friends dump Con/Vigor
"SANS!?"
(If you get the reference, you remember the good times.)
oh my god, Sans Undertale in Fort Height???
This was so painful watching live, so remember gamers, you always want to make your Vigor bigger.
This has to be the first time I've heard those tree spirits being compared to the elden beast and I can see what you mean awesome
Can’t believe you died to Gilka. Still, we’re backing you 100%!
If you want to go full-on with this, the sans build can be even more painful to play; Canonically, sans doesn't just have 1 HP, he also has 1 attack and 1 defense, which would also mean banning armor from the build, and only using status effects to beat enemies, as sans does in Undertale. While the attack thing is originally gotten around by removing I-frames, the closest you could really get is using the weapon with the fewest of them, which... I dunno which one that is. Still, I can see this. People often forget that the big problem while fighting sans isn't the blasters, or sheer power; it's the speed of his attacks, and the status effect they inflict. Well, that, and the 22 turns of dodging. There's a reason he's described as 'the weakest enemy'.
I think the amount of deaths on Radagon/Elden Beast is less a death counter and more a mistake counter.
I don't think that sans actually has 1 hp, it's just the player's dmg is so incredibly high that it seldom matters. What he does have is defense, which I think is the true reason behind him bring a glass canon
These are some of my favorite videos, thank you
If you kill the regular dragons sleeping near the mountain of a dragon called greyoll then it'll actually kill her as well. Kill 4 and her hp drops to zero, and the dragons stay around 1/2 hp
The numerous lore references + the corny jokes makes these series so much more enjoyable
Loved the video! You're brave doing content that has anything remotely to do with Undertale. The fans can be... intense. Off topic, but I just wanted to let you know that picking up a cat by the back of the neck could cause them injury. That's only safe when they are kittens. I'm sure you're not trying to hurt your cat, but I thought I would let you know.
I know it was forever ago now, but thops' barrier can also deflect elden stars!
the man really dumped all its stats on int... with no mind...
madlad no question.
Love the Super Metroid jams! Really been enjoying watching the backlog of your build videos. Someone else already mentioned it, but the Crimsonwhorl tear is amazing for Elden stars, works better than any strange mis-direction through positioning or spamming Thop's Barrier. It was the last piece of the puzzle in my RL1 run.
The puns really tickled my funny bone.
4:00 Sans Undertale in Fort Haight just cracked me up, i was not expecting it
You know, "Z Fighters" might be way easier to make here than in DND.
In fact, while you haven't made him in DND, Merged Zamasu would basically be this build, but not only can you invest in vigor, it's encouraged due to Zamasu's immortality. Not to mention he dosn't even really fistfight as much as other Dragon Ball characters, so you wouldn't really be expected to toss that in.
For another character idea, Babidi could be a summon-focused build, having multiple brainwashed minions to fight for him while he uses magic to disrupt or weaken foes.
69 nice
Katars with sleep grease would look exactly like the blades he uses in the show. Sleep grease is hard to find though, I'm sure there's a way to do it.
@@sonokawaray there's also that one move...
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KA! ME!
@@EshtianHHHHAAAAA MEEEE!!!
fun thing i learned - gravity will bring the archers in ordina down and prevent them shooting you. i've done it with the lowest grav spell, it should work with gravitas as well.
The “I think you should leave” bits are a great touch.
The best way to dodge Radagon's triple hammer attack is to get CLOSE to him. The wave has a travel time, so the closer you are to him, the easier it is to match the dodge timing with the hammer strikes, and if you dodge around/behind him, you can completely avoid the 4th AoE. After learning that in my first playthrough I was dodging it reliably.
The draconian tree sentinel just fought sans for the first time with no idea about his signature opening attack
Tower spear ash of war would be so good with this.
The ultimate Glass Cannon. Osteogenesis imperfecta (aka Glass Bone Syndrome)
Oh man, a new low. Now I really want to see you attempt a bow run. Surely it can’t be worse than Sans AND Ivy.
Turns out the best joke was the spells we tried along the way
that dream team ost at 16:00, Cultured.
i saw like four videos of that black knife assassin after golden shade and it surprised me because in my playthrough I never saw that
GODDAMN THE GILLIKA KILL (on you) WAS SO BRUTAL
“Elden ring is the easiest game”
Also random fact: Gideon learns moves from the bosses you defeat so if you defeat Gideon before malenia, or any boss with spells, it makes the boss fight way easier.
this looks like a fun challenge run might try it
2:08 I would like to introduce you to the art of pressing the jump key
Those albinauric archers can actually be pulled off their roofs by Collapsing Stars, allowing you to finish them fairly easily with Haima's Gavel, Carian Greatsword, or an Int-scaling melee weapon.
Watching this is so hilarious for me because this is my primary playstyle in all souls games
ALL INT NO VIG
Why didn't you just go pick up the Magic Scorpion Charm as soon as you could? It gives you more damage than either of the two you had equipped (Graven Mass and Ritual Sword), so you could've used it instead of one of them.
Or use them all at once, which he could
Yo, Is that sans undertale?
Also that was san-tastic...
The puns, no matter how bad will never end!
Fun fact before fighting morgot I think that's his name if you find the dung eater he can also help with melina
My new preferred way to play this game is use frozen lance or any other ash of war for damage and get 60 vigor before leveling anything else
Casuls: Bro this game sucks, I keep getting one shot.
Everyone else: My brother in Christ you have 9 Vigor.
Well done!
The octopus that helped you with the magma wrym fight was Onionsan
My god. I can't believe the amount the deaths.I do believe the amount of puns.
This was the best snake eater joke so far. Makes sense since you're cosplaying a funny guy.
2:27 I like the fact that the pun is so bad,that even his past self had to face palm.
Does that one suction spell affect elden stars? The one that pulls in spells.
Working my way through this playlist and wondering when he's going to learn that you don't need to climb the carian study hall to access the ainsel river main
I made a character like this, called him blumehgoo, by the end of the playthrough he did manage to kill greyll with comet azur
This is fitting considering everytime I face off against a boss or lobster 'MEGALOVANIA' plays in my head 😅
on that ness earthbound grindset
I'm not sure if this was intentional, but when 21:33 hit, the exact first note played and then it was interrupted by an AD. I literally could not stop laughing and I am not ashamed.
I'm surprised you didn't focus on Night Comet & Carian Regal Sceptre with Magical Scorpion Charm.
Bloodhound Step is -so- in character for Sans as well! Also, where's your Invisibility/Unseen Body?
Huh, he didn't get the magic scorpion talisman, I don't get why not if he's getting one shot
I cant believe he didnt know this after so many playthroughs but:
You can completely negate elden stars with a physics tear alled the "crimsonwhorl bubbletear". Iits kinda hidden in the mountain tops but it converts all elemental damage into healing, thus canceling out any pure holy/fire/magic or lighting attacks. (like elsen stars)
Late, but his physick tear was used for radagon. Wouldn’t be left by then.
Imagine trying to be goku you would have to invest in int and str and vigor
Looooool my magic build has played very close to this and it’s so funny
I’m gonna be honest, the drums after every single pun got old after the second one. Then they physically hurt
This shouldn't count as a "Sans" run.
No Death/Skeleton Spells. . .
Just regular Sorcerer attacks and no Vigor
I dunno. Seemed like it was perfectly Sans life to me.
this reminds me of several videos where someone made his character look like Saitama from "one punch man" and killed EVERY boss with ONE attack!
he used a bunch of items and spells to boost attack, including one that made him rapidly lose health in exchange for an attack bonus, causing his character to die just after killing most of the bosses!
you can actually kill the 2nd miriam in the inverted tower before you flip it. in the elevator up theres a window you can jump to, if you jump far enough out from it i think it spawns that version and it doesnt come for you after flipping the tower plus you get the spell for killing them. do note that i havent done this in several months but i doubt its been fixed. if nothing else it makes the inverted tower easier
Your intro does just describe my first playthrough of dark souls. I beat it, only took me 3 years. Tho tbf, the boss fights did not last long.
Hi, I see the low vigor and I see this as an opportunity for emotional support
I’m doing a level one run with the extra dumb added stipulation of not saying yes to melinda, therefore the luxuries sands has of high int, summoning, and a horse, I don’t have access to.
I have 15 vigor due to soreseal.
I’m 200 hours in and haven’t gone past the capital
the metroid prime music in this confused me
i had to check to see if my switch was off lmao
What is the name of the music in 12:22 and in 21:59
“Put that foolish determination to rest”
Tulok is my Phil of choice.
i don't think sans health was ever stated, just his atk and def. and when sans got hit, he suffered max damage. so for all we know, sans really rocks 60 vig, but plays on ng+7.
A little late, but in the games code sans only has 1 hp. So yeah, rather accurate video
It's odd every time I get a tie win with a boss, I have to fight them again -___-
Me with a strenght build and lv 130 starting to focus on magic, so that i can do even more damage : so this is the power i will achive
Fallenstar beast jaw's weapon art gravity bolt works on Radagon just fine. Just a shame they neutered just about every about the weapon in patch 1.08