We Thought Wrong (Chapters 1 &2) | HFY | A short Sci-Fi Story

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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @scifistories1977
    @scifistories1977  11 месяцев назад +12

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  • @DB-ku7vu
    @DB-ku7vu 11 месяцев назад +388

    “They put KINVES on GUNS?!”
    That got me

    • @shadowsapphire100183
      @shadowsapphire100183 11 месяцев назад +39

      They think that's scary, wait till they see what we do with trench shovels.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen 11 месяцев назад +27

      If you can't put a bayonet on a gun, it has a design flaw.

    • @AntiKira20
      @AntiKira20 11 месяцев назад +18

      Guardsman, fix bayonets! Equip bayonets! Be ready for blood!

    • @bigblue2216
      @bigblue2216 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@AntiKira20 That's when you know shit is gonna get real!

    • @shaggybaggums
      @shaggybaggums 11 месяцев назад +7

      Either that or we put guns on our knives.
      Bringing a gun to a knife fight makes life much easier.

  • @patlab555
    @patlab555 11 месяцев назад +504

    _"They are not even afraid of Gods, their literal God coming down, pissing some of them off, and they nail him alive to wood to die"_ ROTFL 🤣🤣

    • @henrymcbark7337
      @henrymcbark7337 11 месяцев назад +81

      As a christian this was honestly funny.

    • @Terran.Marine.2
      @Terran.Marine.2 11 месяцев назад +31

      I also appreciated the die hard reference.

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 11 месяцев назад +33

      They forgot the part where that same God sent 10 Plagues first and one of them still wanted to kill The Chosen People.

    • @gaborlaszlo6529
      @gaborlaszlo6529 11 месяцев назад +27

      @@richardarriaga6271 But this is not surprising, one of the 10 plagues was intended to kill the firstborns. And you know... "don't try to kill their children" 😅

    • @trplankowner3323
      @trplankowner3323 11 месяцев назад +1

      They should have put more effort into studying the theology of that particular story. That God being higher than anything in the Universe having created the Universe and even time itself. Then willingly suffered and died the most ignominious of deaths in order to be an example for Its children that no one has greater love than to die for another. Then you threaten the children, the very hope for a future of such people.
      Watch the video "Those who run". We are persistence predators. We keep up the chase until the prey is exhausted and can no longer evade us.
      You show yourselves to be a threat to our children; go ask wolves, lions, tigers and bears. Go back in time to ask the short face cave bear, the largest mammalian land predator ever (on Earth) why you do not threaten human children.
      Humans react as a community very much the way they would act as an individual. In a fight against an existential threat if one falls, the others persist.
      “The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you’re already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you’ll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it.” Captain Ronald Speirs, Band of Brothers

  • @Spartan135
    @Spartan135 11 месяцев назад +414

    Suffer not the Xenos to live,for their mere existance is heresy!

    • @nobodyknows9083
      @nobodyknows9083 11 месяцев назад +37

      So say the Emperor…so say we all!!!!

    • @ironknightcinema
      @ironknightcinema 11 месяцев назад +35

      The Emperor protects

    • @ChaoticTeen16
      @ChaoticTeen16 11 месяцев назад +30

      Beware the Alien, the Mutant, the Heretic!

    • @MrWest-ph5yg
      @MrWest-ph5yg 11 месяцев назад +16

      The Emperor Protects

    • @thalaseamyst3934
      @thalaseamyst3934 11 месяцев назад

      Like Blacks and Whites.

  • @SageofStars
    @SageofStars 11 месяцев назад +240

    I'm reminded of a proverb by a great human philosopher at times like these.
    'If it bleeds, we can kill it.'
    God, demon, or simple child killer. They die all the same at our blades.

    • @HawkGTboy
      @HawkGTboy 11 месяцев назад +13

      Alien: “It’s okay! The human female said she didn’t want it.”
      Human: “Oh, okay. Here let me help you. We have this nifty vacuum device that will suck it up and chop it to bits.”

  • @TheStartrek99
    @TheStartrek99 11 месяцев назад +120

    "The human love of overkill." Better overkill than underkill...
    Also, imagine their surprise when the humans insist on making the harming of the juveniles of any species a war crime....

    • @spacedragon1175
      @spacedragon1175 11 месяцев назад +1

      hmm i wonder why...

    • @TheStartrek99
      @TheStartrek99 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@spacedragon1175 why my opinion on overkill, or why humans would extend their protection to juveniles of other species?

  • @spiritofthewolf15x
    @spiritofthewolf15x 11 месяцев назад +160

    "As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Human. Remember: victory is life."

    • @animeguardianxx
      @animeguardianxx 11 месяцев назад +4

      When humans become the Jem Hadar

    • @drunkendevil6960
      @drunkendevil6960 11 месяцев назад +4

      I like it. I'm putting it on a frame.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 10 месяцев назад

      His name was Robert Paulson.

  • @GamingTalk-cl7xj
    @GamingTalk-cl7xj 11 месяцев назад +125

    As a father of 2 babies this hits hard. Feel like if I were about to go into battle and heard a baby get shot, I would also fall into a blood rage. Great story

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 11 месяцев назад +12

      im no father, just a passionate uncle and the first story allready made my blood boil

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@Genesis23OPBalien: *shoots baby*
      Entire human race: *goes into animalistic rage angry enough to even scare gods*

  • @spacedragon1175
    @spacedragon1175 11 месяцев назад +62

    " and when humans decide that something is dangerous to their young, they will stop at nothing to destroy it" sums up our species pretty well don't you think?

    • @horsethehorse3969
      @horsethehorse3969 10 месяцев назад

      I don’t know. My neighbours kid is honestly annoying.

  • @Headloser
    @Headloser 11 месяцев назад +67

    "When they not only can just make more but enjoy doing so." Very Logical thinking from a pirate.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 11 месяцев назад +2

      But something they won’t be thinking for long

  • @Swolesauce96
    @Swolesauce96 10 месяцев назад +34

    Humanity: Friends?
    Xeno: No 😡
    Humanity: Happy chain weapon noises

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 11 месяцев назад +88

    Reminds me of a fantasy monster that, if you kill one of them, the rest will attack relentlessly until you die, no matter how many of them are mowed down in the process.
    An unusual evolutionary strategy to be sure, but it worked. Everyone absolutely avoided attacking one of those things at all costs, because the only way to end the resulting onslaught was to either exterminate the entire population of the critters, or abandon your outpost.

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 11 месяцев назад +16

      So we're the chickens in Zelda

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@richardarriaga6271 Oh geez I just realized that those were probably the INSPIRATION for that fantasy monster. 😂

    • @shadiafifi54
      @shadiafifi54 11 месяцев назад +5

      There's also the Cats of Ulthar by H. P. Lovecraft, though in that case the cats take their revenge a lot more quietly.

    • @stevenredpath9332
      @stevenredpath9332 11 месяцев назад +7

      African bees will swarm over an attacker, covering the creature totally so it dies by overheating. Boils alive.

    • @pheonixblue01
      @pheonixblue01 11 месяцев назад +3

      So they’re hornets and wasps? Oh, I think yellow jackets do it too.
      Wasps will wait for you if you go under water.

  • @Wolfen443
    @Wolfen443 11 месяцев назад +63

    Kids are so precious to people that crimes against children often draw more punishment than to adults indeed.

    • @HawkGTboy
      @HawkGTboy 11 месяцев назад

      Unless they haven’t been born yet. Then half of the humans delight in mechanically sucking them from the females gestation sacs and chopping them to bits. A most curious species.

    • @jamesogden7756
      @jamesogden7756 10 месяцев назад +2

      As is appropriate.
      Fear nothing more than a pissed off parent.

    • @Spyro757
      @Spyro757 10 месяцев назад

      @@jamesogden7756or criminal world yes you would be surprised

  • @reasonabledoubt459
    @reasonabledoubt459 11 месяцев назад +42

    Hey, I'm glad you enjoyed my story. :) Nice job narrating it.

    • @scifistories1977
      @scifistories1977  11 месяцев назад +6

      Hey, it's a great story! Can you contact me on reddit as I have a question for you?
      I'm u/scifistories1977

    • @kraagnjilwulf1413
      @kraagnjilwulf1413 11 месяцев назад +1

      Is there a part two?

    • @scifistories1977
      @scifistories1977  11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@kraagnjilwulf1413I've added the playlist for the story into the description.

    • @RiMarBrown
      @RiMarBrown 10 месяцев назад +1

      This was incredible. It captured what it is to be human at a core level & what we will put into a thing we have given ourselves to.

    • @reasonabledoubt459
      @reasonabledoubt459 10 месяцев назад

      Thank you.@@RiMarBrown

  • @Puddingskin01
    @Puddingskin01 11 месяцев назад +21

    I love how humanity is not upset that they are the only ones fighting, the admiral is just like "Keep the guns and my men fed and try to keep up, my boys are trying to have fun!"

  • @zerx9926
    @zerx9926 11 месяцев назад +11

    "THIS ISN'T WAR, THIS IS REVENGE! ARE THEY INSANE!? ARE THEY INSANE!!?" - The Admiral asked the question calmly...

  • @baltham0
    @baltham0 11 месяцев назад +42

    Pankin Command: Why are the humans fighting with such sheer wantonness. It wasnt their offspring.
    Pankin Xenobiologist: Apparently their military doctrine revolves around a riddle that goes, "what makes the grass grow?"

    • @drunkendevil6960
      @drunkendevil6960 11 месяцев назад +3

      Hello there my fellow netizen! If you don't mind my asking.... what is the answer to the riddle?
      Honestly, it's the first time I've heard (read) this one.

    • @baltham0
      @baltham0 11 месяцев назад

      @@drunkendevil6960 watch Full Metal Jacket and then you'll understand

    • @eldominguez
      @eldominguez 11 месяцев назад

      Boold! Blood!Blood!​@@drunkendevil6960

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​​@@drunkendevil6960 Don't remember the exact wording but the answer in short is blood.
      Blood is what makes the grass grow.

    • @cortholiopezorama8879
      @cortholiopezorama8879 11 месяцев назад +13

      Gunnery Sergeant Gerheim asks, "What do
      we do for a living, ladies!" and the platoon
      replies, "KILL! KILL! KILL!"
      He then asks, "What makes the grass grow?"
      and they reply "BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!"

  • @I.C.U-c7l
    @I.C.U-c7l 11 месяцев назад +75

    OMG...... YIPPEE KI YHA MOTHER F**KER....... HAD ME ON THE FLOOR LMFAO SO HARD...... It took 10 min's for my eyes to stop watering so I could play the rest of the story....

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky 10 месяцев назад

      That got me too omfg .. Does anyone have a Translation for Yippeee Ki Ya Motherfucker...

    • @danieltemoche6189
      @danieltemoche6189 9 месяцев назад +2

      Gee I've been looking for this comment so hard 😂

  • @michaelperussina2835
    @michaelperussina2835 11 месяцев назад +10

    The Level we will go to against an enemy that harms or knowingly kills kids is absolute.

  • @dc-sk8fw
    @dc-sk8fw 11 месяцев назад +17

    A safe galaxy is a human galaxy.

  • @SpitfiretheCat16
    @SpitfiretheCat16 11 месяцев назад +70

    The act of conception itself is pleasurable, yes, but the actual conception itself is immaterial. The process of a female's gestation period and eventual delivery however renders her so physically ill it is legally considered a temporary disability. The actual birthing process is agonizing to the point where many women must be sedated simply to endure it without accidentally mutilating themselves or others due to the pain. They are also a species that fully raises their young until said young is considered an independent adult, and even then by law they must care for the offspring for several years beyond what would be considered physical maturity to account for a legally dictated age of mental maturity. The human gestation period is nearly a full year. It is considered a statistical oddity for a human female to have more than one offspring from one gestation.
    From a sheer biological standpoint, humans invest an incredible amount of time and energy into their young, and that's before the social and psychological aspects of raising it come into effect. There is no such thing as 'just an offspring' to humans for this reason. They are instinctively hard-wired to consider their young to be the most important thing in the universe. For a long time, a popular cultural phrase has been 'our children are our future'. And after all, if one's only offspring does not survive into adulthood, one has not succsssfully fulfilled the biological imperative to pass along one's genetic code.

    • @stevenredpath9332
      @stevenredpath9332 11 месяцев назад +4

      With fewer offspring this is certainly true but remember it’s not that long ago when 2/3 of our children failed to survive to adulthood. We are highly successful at breeding because we have had to.

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB 11 месяцев назад +3

      human incubation time is insanely long and it takes years until a human child can even run fast enough to be of any use.
      cows and humans are both pregnant for 9 months but a calf stands after 1h, walks after a few more and can run reasonably fast enough after a week. human babies are useless for years 😅

    • @MersenneTwister
      @MersenneTwister 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Genesis23OPB The humans do have a lengthy gestation, and it is true that it does little to preload memetic state, but the humans are quite astonishing regardless. Most survive fewer than a hundred of their systems cycles, and the cycles are not long. The cultural mandates around gestation appear to be largely concerned with avoiding deviant humans from preying on the fresh naive humans during an uninterrupted concentrated memetic transfer period. Human knowledge is neither protein nor genetically encoded, but rather coalesces as a completely nontransferable holographic store of weighted cellular interconnection. They must rely upon lingual metaphoric encoding transfer for all human knowledge, not merely social niceties as most reasonable species do. The young are initially mental blanks. However, with determination and support, a human infant can take fewer than thirty cycles to absorb sufficient memetic material from the gestalt cultural noosphere to advance from blank to expertise in subquantum theory, often already specializing in applying the theory to weapons manufacture. Thirty local cycles. No more than 12.5 of our own. Barely sufficient time to exit the first cast. Do you have any idea how long it takes to reach the seventh cast in both application of universal principals and the effective martial armament doctrines of memetics? And we receive much from the memories transferred to us in gestation. Thirty mere cycles.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 10 месяцев назад

      Probably because strictly speaking our ancestors were prey. Humans were originally fruit eating omnivores that scavanged meat. So we breed like prey animals. And biologically, we still are prey animals. We only can be apex predators by making weapons, but a base model "feral" human is pretty easy prey ​@@stevenredpath9332

  • @mischake
    @mischake 10 месяцев назад +7

    "One of their stories has their literal god coming down, pissing some of them off and they nail him to wood to die"
    This had me laughing so damn hard 😂

  • @robertpowell1464
    @robertpowell1464 10 месяцев назад +7

    Alien: takes the shot.
    His HUD: You done goofed. You have alerted the humans.

  • @Shinobubu
    @Shinobubu 11 месяцев назад +6

    Humans still playing their favorite anthem as they dive through a planets atmosphere.
    KICK START MY HEART

  • @sindeon
    @sindeon 11 месяцев назад +4

    Asking for translation of the DIe Hard quote had me. Well done sir.

  • @joshuamillins5389
    @joshuamillins5389 11 месяцев назад +5

    My one thought was of the speech of Belgrade. Modified by myself for the occasion.
    Heroes! The supreme command has erased our regiment from its records. Our regiment has been sacrificed for the honour of Terra and Humanity. Therefore, you no longer need to worry about your lives: they no longer exist. So, forward to glory! For Terra and humanity! Long live the Terra, Long live Humanity!”

  • @UwU-xk5cx
    @UwU-xk5cx 10 месяцев назад +5

    I like the idea of an alien species not putting any value on their young but putting enough value on kitties to know the term "kitty killing monsters", like, don't care about children, but kittens? That's were I draw the line

  • @mariusweber4990
    @mariusweber4990 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is my favourite sci-fi short story. Just awesome.

  • @Grouuumpf
    @Grouuumpf 10 месяцев назад +2

    "contradicting doctrine which said that ground troops should only come down once the area is secured..."
    Allow me to introduce you to the concept of paratroopers.

  • @AlphagonOmegarius
    @AlphagonOmegarius 11 месяцев назад +7

    The fact that the final dualogue ends with "we think so" and then i took a look at the video's title.

  • @axion9194
    @axion9194 11 месяцев назад +31

    would love a part 2

    • @GenStallion
      @GenStallion 11 месяцев назад +2

      Follow the links...
      Never mind, that was part 1 and part 2 combined.

    • @drunkendevil6960
      @drunkendevil6960 11 месяцев назад

      ​@GenStallion, really? It feels incomplete! Darn.. I thought there'd be more to this.

    • @reasonabledoubt459
      @reasonabledoubt459 11 месяцев назад

      There's like 15 parts or something. I forget how many now.

    • @reasonabledoubt459
      @reasonabledoubt459 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@drunkendevil6960 There is. I wrote like 15 parts to it or so.

  • @TimothyCizadlo
    @TimothyCizadlo 11 месяцев назад +19

    It was not part of their blood,
    It came to them very late
    With long arrears to make good,
    When the English began to hate.
    -Kipling's "The Beginnings"

    • @malahammer
      @malahammer 11 месяцев назад

      Just as well no one in the countries that the English stole and pillaged did not hate the English🙄

  • @lordmaverick2468
    @lordmaverick2468 11 месяцев назад +5

    This reminded me of Babylon 5: in the Beginning movie, where Londo recalled the war between the Humans and the Minbari. "They made the Minbari fight for every inch of space" "When they ran out of ships they would use guns, when they ran out of guns they would use knives... and bare hands" chek out Mollari on Humans if your interested.

  • @Andy-gw9wp
    @Andy-gw9wp 10 месяцев назад +3

    I love the stories of human going nuts when they target our young

  • @smokinggnu6584
    @smokinggnu6584 11 месяцев назад +12

    They done goofed.

  • @Caladbolg_EN
    @Caladbolg_EN 11 месяцев назад

    Amazing story. Very well told, too. Thank you so much!

  • @Arkyn-99
    @Arkyn-99 11 месяцев назад +8

    I wonder how long it will take for that war crime to not just include human young. Because we kind of pack bond with anything. And If I see someone threatening a kid…

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 11 месяцев назад +1

      Might try it’s meat to see if it tastes half decent?

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 11 месяцев назад +12

    Great story! Classic FAFO!

  • @xirausgaming
    @xirausgaming 11 месяцев назад +4

    Awesome! There can be more, gimme more.. pls

  • @IceFiction404
    @IceFiction404 11 месяцев назад +1

    Well written story, Thank you for upload .

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 11 месяцев назад +2

    Hell hath no fury like a righteously angry mother.

  • @jeremiahoconnor5750
    @jeremiahoconnor5750 11 месяцев назад +2

    Absolutely amazing story!

  • @ArneBab
    @ArneBab 9 месяцев назад

    I listened to several of your recordings now, and many of them show the problem we have to fix if we want to avoid murdering our own again and again. Hate that is kept alive and nurtured for generations.

  • @-werksmith2078
    @-werksmith2078 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Q" from Star trek should have said "Don't piss-off the humans!"

    • @electricangel4488
      @electricangel4488 11 месяцев назад +1

      A andorian aqutaince once said. "Dont push the pink skins ontoo the thin ice"

  • @henrywilson2136
    @henrywilson2136 11 месяцев назад +45

    Stay away from our kids. Period.

    • @MrWest-ph5yg
      @MrWest-ph5yg 11 месяцев назад +1

      Full stop.

    • @forgetfuldullahan5468
      @forgetfuldullahan5468 11 месяцев назад

      Touch the kids, experience the reason we made the Geneva conventions in the first place. Angry Canadians. Cuz it's not a way crime the first time until after the war.

    • @HawkGTboy
      @HawkGTboy 11 месяцев назад

      Haha, unless they haven’t been born yet and the mother doesn’t want them. Then they’re just medical waste.
      Or if the aliens are here to make our kids confused about what gender they are and give them sex change surgeries without our knowledge. Then we’ll call that healthcare.
      But other that that, yeah. Stay away from our kids. Period!

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 11 месяцев назад

      Stay away from American ships and don’t even look at the younglings funny

  • @Shreyashbarve-kt8co
    @Shreyashbarve-kt8co 10 месяцев назад +2

    8:20 only speaking facts

  • @aljeandropacheco3608
    @aljeandropacheco3608 10 месяцев назад +1

    Rule number 1 with humans.
    DONT TARGET THE KIDS.
    Forget politics. Forget bribary. Threats.....its the hammer on the coffin for ya.

  • @dave928
    @dave928 11 месяцев назад +3

    14 *quadrants* ?

  • @tudogeo7061
    @tudogeo7061 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao we're the klingons now 😂

  • @joeykonyha2414
    @joeykonyha2414 11 месяцев назад

    This is why “The Killing Star” has the most likely response an alien civilization will have to humanity’s existence.

  • @richardreid6377
    @richardreid6377 10 месяцев назад

    Alien: Are they insane?
    Human: Crazy like a fox.

  • @solidsteel3634
    @solidsteel3634 10 месяцев назад +1

    There is no such thing as overkill. There's only "fire clear" and "I have to reload"...

  • @RobertMattison-w4p
    @RobertMattison-w4p 11 месяцев назад

    Great Syfy short story.

  • @baohoang4966
    @baohoang4966 8 месяцев назад

    Alien: "So how did you fixed the jamming in transmission?"
    Human: "I blow the jamming source!"
    YEP, sound absolutely Human-like !!

  • @Quantum_Prophet
    @Quantum_Prophet 11 месяцев назад +2

    Got em!

  • @K4rm4ness
    @K4rm4ness 11 месяцев назад

    A nice nod to Bruce Willis!!😂😂

  • @locker1325
    @locker1325 11 месяцев назад

    Well done. I'm totally into it.

  • @insylem
    @insylem 11 месяцев назад

    I LoLed hard at the Die Hard reference

  • @theamiralgarner
    @theamiralgarner 10 месяцев назад

    *alien soldier* they brought a church...?...it also have guns...and...wait is it walking ?
    Titan in a floridan accent: a good alien is a dead one*proceed to obliterate the fortress in front of him*

  • @alastor8091
    @alastor8091 11 месяцев назад +3

    Purge the Xenos.

  • @LegendaryLycanthrope
    @LegendaryLycanthrope 11 месяцев назад +1

    Art sauces? I'd like to nab that image with all the ships flying over the planet around the 10:00 mark for wallpaper.

  • @UncivilizedGentlemen
    @UncivilizedGentlemen 11 месяцев назад

    THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ahashdahnagila6884
    @ahashdahnagila6884 11 месяцев назад +2

    Sounds like Donovan Dread, to me!

  • @cielvalentine016
    @cielvalentine016 11 месяцев назад

    Leonardo 3 might just do the trick but .. dam

  • @Holammer
    @Holammer 10 месяцев назад

    Story could have ended with the anthropologists finally realizing the value of a human child, because the time investment is completely different from all other known intelligent species which all spawn like frogs or fish.
    Give it a little bit of a 50's scifi "it's a cookbook" twist.

  • @bardigan1
    @bardigan1 11 месяцев назад

    Good stuff

  • @mikekleppe1441
    @mikekleppe1441 11 месяцев назад

    Great story 🫡🫡🤘🤘

  • @robertbrown9237
    @robertbrown9237 10 месяцев назад

    Welcome to Earth😊
    👍

  • @terrencebryant7518
    @terrencebryant7518 11 месяцев назад +3

    great story is there going to part 2?

  • @ArchAngelWC
    @ArchAngelWC 11 месяцев назад

    "it is not my job to die for Earth....it is my job to make the other poor dumb bastard die for their Planet..." a Terran

  • @pauldwalker
    @pauldwalker 11 месяцев назад +1

    yeah, there are a lot of funny lines in this one.

  • @RANDOM-KNIGHT145
    @RANDOM-KNIGHT145 11 месяцев назад

    7:50
    Damn right 🤬

  • @nitiad4564
    @nitiad4564 10 месяцев назад

    “From what twisted depths of the abyss can hate like that come from? What is he thinking about? Doesn’t he know what he’s doing?” Obviously you’ve never met a Marine, hatred and lack of thought is what makes them strong. 🗿🗿🗿

  • @lars1701again
    @lars1701again 11 месяцев назад

    Is there a part 2?

  • @joimumu
    @joimumu 11 месяцев назад

    Why are our alien allies so worried? Unless of course they were planning to harm children

  • @danak8863
    @danak8863 11 месяцев назад

    Bayonetting the xeno is acceptable conduct on the battlefield.
    Remember, gents. Rifle length gas 20" and mid length gas 16" ARs with fixed front sight bases readily accept bayonets.

  • @uncharted7954
    @uncharted7954 11 месяцев назад

    Wait till they see banzai charge.

  • @petergaskin1811
    @petergaskin1811 11 месяцев назад

    Genie out of the bottle time then.

  • @manadol69
    @manadol69 10 месяцев назад

    FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @theamiralgarner
    @theamiralgarner 10 месяцев назад

    something i heard in another story: "we, mankind, know what we are capable of, and not one deserve this...yet"
    those alien F***ed around and found out

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 11 месяцев назад

    drums.. drums in the void..
    their thunder grows louder , their rythm deeper..
    brace sweet little aliens , steel and blood and sweat and bullets are coming for you all ..blow up the mechs and a berserk will just leap over it with an axe

  • @JoaoSoares-rs6ec
    @JoaoSoares-rs6ec 11 месяцев назад

    Will it work no it won't, it will never work

  • @darkshadow9291
    @darkshadow9291 Месяц назад

    I love the whole thing with they killed one of there gods

  • @Mexican00b
    @Mexican00b 11 месяцев назад

    hey, space *Corsairs*

  • @I.C.U-c7l
    @I.C.U-c7l 11 месяцев назад +2

    YOU ARE F**KING KIDDING ME....... When is the next part coming out....?

    • @reasonabledoubt459
      @reasonabledoubt459 11 месяцев назад

      A year ago. I wrote like 15 parts to this one.

  • @notcherbane3218
    @notcherbane3218 11 месяцев назад

    I got to see the very concept of an alien beast shooting an infant pisses me off too, 😮

  • @richardstone5552
    @richardstone5552 11 месяцев назад

    Cool

  • @GenStallion
    @GenStallion 11 месяцев назад +4

    FIX BAYONETS!

    • @CapyMartinBara
      @CapyMartinBara 11 месяцев назад

      WE DOING THIS CLOSE AND PERSONAL

  • @willemsamuel4068
    @willemsamuel4068 10 месяцев назад

    This sounds more like a hoard. The most successful militarys on the planet all value human life above all else. No man left behind, etc.
    Reckless abandon usually just leads to high casualties rates and surrender.
    They mentioned “self termination” attacks which I’m assuming means kamikaze missions.
    But a suicide mission isn’t a kamikaze. A kamikaze is an attack where it’s success is contingent on both sides total destruction. A suicidal mission is incredibly dangerous, with almost no chance of survival, but those who carry it out don’t succeeed by dying, on the contrary, they should try as hard as they can to avoid it.
    This humanity feels more like crazed kamikaze wilfully killing themselves than people who understand the grave consequences, don’t want to die, but face long odds regardless.

  • @ajp7860
    @ajp7860 11 месяцев назад

    "yippee-kai-yay mfer!!"

  • @TheLoneMan-fk2iu
    @TheLoneMan-fk2iu 10 месяцев назад

    keep in mind 180 cycles is like 110 years so you do the math

  • @cedo3333
    @cedo3333 11 месяцев назад

    Don't get me wrong i do love those stories but there is something bothering me a lot. I listened to some of them and there's often something common: the humanity is always too much, the best or the worst but still humanity first. That does bother me a lot. It's okay for 1-2 stories but not that much.

  • @malasangre6700
    @malasangre6700 11 месяцев назад

    So they were British.... 😂😂😂😂

  • @mark_sturzbecher
    @mark_sturzbecher 11 месяцев назад

    you think they voted unanimously?

  • @elmateo77
    @elmateo77 11 месяцев назад +3

    This is a ripoff of another story except in the other one they were soldiers not pirates.

    • @scifistories1977
      @scifistories1977  11 месяцев назад +1

      The link to the story is in the description.

    • @Subjagator
      @Subjagator 11 месяцев назад +1

      I wonder if it was changed on purpose, considering the ongoing conflicts and the rising civilian casualty rates. A fun HFY story but far from reality.

    • @terrencebryant7518
      @terrencebryant7518 11 месяцев назад +2

      bro it’s a space o-era they all have the same theme. Have you ever read John rings? And every alien invasion movie ever.

  • @thoscarney6671
    @thoscarney6671 11 месяцев назад +2

    Yeah!…….But they were all bad……..

  • @jpc1147
    @jpc1147 11 месяцев назад +3

    That ending sucked, I was hoping it would show us to be a reasonable species and the galaxy had nothing to fear.
    Still liked it because it was a good story just was hoping for a different ending.

    • @CapyMartinBara
      @CapyMartinBara 11 месяцев назад +2

      To be fair, when have we been reasonable

    • @sarmeister1699
      @sarmeister1699 11 месяцев назад +1

      TBF, it ends before humans get the chance to debate the terms on the peace deal with the confederation.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 11 месяцев назад +1

      It feels incomplete. Like there should be another part where the humans are informed of the surrender and either continue to go off full throttle or show how we can turn in the sword for the plow and rebuild what we just destroyed.

    • @drunkendevil6960
      @drunkendevil6960 11 месяцев назад

      I think your idea is really good. That'd be a good ending. ​@@kyriss12

    • @adamgrimsley6455
      @adamgrimsley6455 11 месяцев назад

      I think the story is complete. The humans became the horror stories the reptilian anthropologist was concerned aboot.
      A complete story. Beginning middle and end.
      But I'd like to see more too

  • @kvseverallevels6928
    @kvseverallevels6928 10 месяцев назад

    "Space Zionists" - by Dave Chappelle.

  • @CapyMartinBara
    @CapyMartinBara 11 месяцев назад

    When God left humanity, we hunted him down and killed him in his sleep