Honestly the period bit was hilarious. Picturing Aleena waking up Noel in a robe with candles and red lighting, saying “it has begun” had me dying lmfao
the period bit was pretty accurate and hilarious. An important note is that Noel was able to joke about how shitty it is whilst not being dismissive of the experience. I think generally, we find period jokes annoying because they tend to be used in context of labeling any grievance a woman has as 'PMSing.' Often men can get angry or passionate about something they're ranting about, but when women do it, they're met with "are you on your period!? Oooo!" Period jokes tend to centre around that and it's annoying. But jokes about the actual experience of it and how chaotic it can be is totally fine and can be very funny.
@@walrusking4347 being dismissed any time you express anger or frustration and your own reproductive system being held against you, uh yeah... pretty darn damaging if you ask me lol. OP expressing their appreciation for Noel's sense of humour is nothing to be salty about, get a life.
That guy in the cold open's ability to deliver that with a straight face is a bonkers. I'd have needed a multiple takes for every sentence of that bit lol.
When horse semen man said “Im pretty emotional about it, considering how many I’ve killed today” I knew it was going to be lobsters. I almost fell out of my chair. That never gets old ngl 🤣
that’s exactly how it is noel. the only incorrect thing is that most of the time the emotional stuff is before, so the sunken place starts randomly and we fall into the pit at a random time in the day. it calls when it calls
i lost my mind laughing at the "we should go on more dates" "why dont we go to the park more" its so accurate my boyfriend paused the video and LOST IT
The period part was actually pretty spot on and as a period haver I found that bit hilarious. I personally like to imagine my period as a tiny demon tap dancing in my uterus with shoes that have spikes on the bottom.
When he said “mulch” and production literally corrected and pulled up “molt” and no one acknowledged it or anything😂 the same awkwardness as getting left hanging on a high five💀
Me laughing, then when Noel looks straight down the camera and says 'why are you laughing. No one should be laughing' in this, and his own, it sends me to an asthma attack. Love it
10:00 as a lady, im letting u know the period bit was funny as fuck. Its not really like being a passenger in ur own body tho, its more like being in the drivers seat while the car is on fire but still having to drive that burning inferno to work every morning :)
You guys seriously don’t know how much I look forward to this podcast. I grew up not really having much interest in Cody from the Vine days as well as not knowing a thing about Noel. Now, this is without a single doubt my favourite podcast to watch. I wait for Wednesdays the way an older woman waits for bingo night. Cheers boys. 🤝
As a woman, I felt seen. I was laughing soooooo hard. But yes, we're in pain and angry and sad because our body is basically angry at us for not having not fertilized a baby so it sheds the chunky blood out.
As a woman I can confirm all things said by TMG regarding periods are scientifically proven facts. We go to the sunken place and "mulch" like a spider each month. Yup, that's the way mother nature made us.
Noel’s French accent sounded like the Cuban accent Pacino used to do Scarface and now I just want an impression of tony on the next episode because that shit had me dying
Noel accidentally depicting periods perfectly is exactly why i love these guys. Like, everything about them screams toxic frat dude, but they are so naturally the antithesis of toxic frat dude, that they somehow circle around to being insightful and sensitive. They are the only straight men allowed to have a podcast.
I passed Noel on the streets of San Jose, thought " he looks so much like Noel" opened insta to realise he was performing Right behind my house. Wallowed in my sadness of not having followed them on socials with normie roomates not getting the depth of pain. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Dude it's crazy how much good feedback the period bit got! it actually makes me happy. I love how Cody was so scared to even talk about it because he thought people were going to cancel him if he even joked about it 😭
I was completely fine about the period thing, bout being called a demon that reoccurs once a month, and about being called a spider... UNTIL he tried to say spiders "MULCHED". Bruh, it's "MOLT"; I was completely fine until he said that lmaooo. Then Cody was like "huh? What's that?" And Noel proceeded to ensure that "yeah bro, mulch, the thing spiders do" 😂 noooo
That's not true, actually the opposite is true! Women's testosterone increases during ovulation, which is the point at which women are most fertile. The testosterone spike typically makes women feel good and behave in a more extroverted way.
Progesterone is the hormone that causes PMS (which is feeling depressed 1-2 weeks before your period, not during it!). Check out the article "Your brain on PMS is like your brain on alcohol and depressants" to learn more. The reason you feel bad *during* your period is physical discomfort caused by prostaglandins. They cause cramps, inflammation, and GI discomfort. Prostaglandins are not hormones; they're signaling lipids, the same type of thing as endocannabinoids. So you're not hormonal - you're in a bad mood because you're suffering from physical pain.
I am from Santa Cruz so hearing you all talk about the boardwalk is SO nostalgic! Only weirdos ride the sky glider. There are actually fucking TWO haunted house rides/attractions at that boardwalk (THREE IF YOU COUNT GHOST BLASTERS) and YES it’s so fucking weird! But Big Dipper and the double shot is the spot for life. Also Noel… Santa Cruz Cookie Co?! 🔥
Noel saying "molch" instead of molt and then immediately following it up by saying that spiders are lizards is so funny
Absolutely dead at that one!
The best part is they look up molt not mulch and he continues to say mulch😭
Awesome cold open, and that buff guy was dead ass good acting
yea his names cody ko
I cant believe Noel said “spiders mulch” with his whole chest and Cody just simply agreed
i’ve been looking for this comment 😭 they pulled up the spelling and everything and no one called him out
🤣 it gave me life
These guys are so good at delivering the lines exactly as Cody and Noel would, true professionals, can’t wait to see their new podcast together
Next week should have both jacked guys opening the show.
Genuinely tho, I would totally watch a podcast by those two dudes. They should bring them both on as pod guests next week
No.
@@robertc6293 Both jacked versions having a conversation as a cold open basically writes itself
@@robertc6293 BRO YESSSS
Honestly the period bit was hilarious. Picturing Aleena waking up Noel in a robe with candles and red lighting, saying “it has begun” had me dying lmfao
the period bit was pretty accurate and hilarious. An important note is that Noel was able to joke about how shitty it is whilst not being dismissive of the experience. I think generally, we find period jokes annoying because they tend to be used in context of labeling any grievance a woman has as 'PMSing.' Often men can get angry or passionate about something they're ranting about, but when women do it, they're met with "are you on your period!? Oooo!" Period jokes tend to centre around that and it's annoying. But jokes about the actual experience of it and how chaotic it can be is totally fine and can be very funny.
you described it perfectly
@@ambrdole5246 thank u friend 🙏❤️
thank u elon musk
@@walrusking4347 being dismissed any time you express anger or frustration and your own reproductive system being held against you, uh yeah... pretty darn damaging if you ask me lol.
OP expressing their appreciation for Noel's sense of humour is nothing to be salty about, get a life.
Exactly, I was dying laughing at the entire bit
guy at the beginning did such an incredible job, i have no idea how he kept a straight face through it. i wish they shouted him out
what guy? you mean cody??
These cold opens are amazing. Everytime they are getting funnier
I thought I got baited but this cold opening is up there😂
@@michaelcaruso9104Prediction. Next week they are going to be buff versions for each other, and they are going to arm wrestle
@@IAJMC_14 agreed lmao
No
@@IAJMC_14 i need that
“Just like mothers milk” followed by a minute of silence had me screaming 🤣🤣🤣
Plus the faint wheezing laugh in the background!😂
That guy in the cold open's ability to deliver that with a straight face is a bonkers. I'd have needed a multiple takes for every sentence of that bit lol.
Yeah I have no idea how the fuck he was able to do that either
I love how both actors go as far as copying Noel's and Cody's mannerisms. Top notch shit.
They play the part SO well
Bro at that deadpan "They scream." I spit out the horse semen I was drinking, so funny dude
hell yeah
Ay man wtf you spit out?!
That was almost worded in a way that it was funny. I'm guessing English wasn't your first language.
@@thomaselwood12 *that was funny
I spit out the horse semen in my mouth as well
When horse semen man said “Im pretty emotional about it, considering how many I’ve killed today” I knew it was going to be lobsters. I almost fell out of my chair. That never gets old ngl 🤣
Dude that was Cody, he just had his pump.
No
That pause before he said, 'they scream'... this actor was so dialed in to how cody talks hahaahah
What episode is the lobster reference from?
@@ExtendedRelease Yes
women becoming passengers in their own bodies line was just spot on
Saw the cook at my new job watching TMG we started talking and turns out he’s like a two-year patreon and has the water gun lmaoo
Now you can call him your tiny little bad meat boy, your dirty little floor meat boy
that’s so cool
that’s exactly how it is noel. the only incorrect thing is that most of the time the emotional stuff is before, so the sunken place starts randomly and we fall into the pit at a random time in the day. it calls when it calls
So accurate 😅 there are no emergency alerts, it just happens
A demon inside of us emptying blood out of our bodies. Extremely accurate.
i lost my mind laughing at the "we should go on more dates" "why dont we go to the park more" its so accurate my boyfriend paused the video and LOST IT
The period part was actually pretty spot on and as a period haver I found that bit hilarious. I personally like to imagine my period as a tiny demon tap dancing in my uterus with shoes that have spikes on the bottom.
This one is excellent
Never have I heard a better explanation
Never heard anyone call themselves a period haver, good description though to a period non haver
it really is like taking the back seat in my body and the demon takes over
Thisssss 😂
When he said “mulch” and production literally corrected and pulled up “molt” and no one acknowledged it or anything😂 the same awkwardness as getting left hanging on a high five💀
He explained obtaining the _mother’s milk_ exactly like how Cody explained murdering the lobster
Yooooo I typed this right before he went into referencing that hahaha
The way he looked at the camera exactly how Cody would
next episode have both actors talk to each other PLEASE
as a woman who is currently on her period, that segment was so fucking funny lmao definitely in the sunken place
HAHAHA
Aww bless, girl power, women are strong, im proud of my period and all that bollovks
The buff guys are getting their own podcast
The big meat gang podcast
@@rockstarfrompluto2159 YESSS
@@rockstarfrompluto2159 TMG finally producing a podcast for CHADs lol
the period bit was super funny💀i dont think any woman got offended by that haha
I was watching with my boyfriend (whos never watched tmg before) and i looked at him and said “I promise its not usually like this” 😅😂
That shit was fucking hilarious
As a woman I would like you to joke about periods more I’ve never laughed so hard. Quality content 😂😂
I feel that I was dying
yes and it was accurate I do feel like a demon is taking over my body lmaoooo im a menace on my period
No
@@ExtendedRelease you're so fun :/
bro "she wakes me up in the middle of the night with a candle like "its happening"" took me out
I’m dying at how Cody thought the term “dozen” originated from baking lol
the stunt doubles you hire are actually awesome at acting, they get the subtle mannerisms really well
Me laughing, then when Noel looks straight down the camera and says 'why are you laughing. No one should be laughing' in this, and his own, it sends me to an asthma attack. Love it
10:00 as a lady, im letting u know the period bit was funny as fuck. Its not really like being a passenger in ur own body tho, its more like being in the drivers seat while the car is on fire but still having to drive that burning inferno to work every morning :)
Im wheezing this is the best explanation ever
very true. smile through the pain lol.
im in the backseat and my period is driving me to my certain death
@@mariya_tortilla good luck bro, we’ve all had those days 😔
@@massdysfunkton and thats why i get strapped to a stone altar every month
the quick pufferfish over Cody’s face talking about the jack Harlow line 😭😭😭😭
hearing "they mulch" made me picture spiders in overalls tending to their fields
You guys seriously don’t know how much I look forward to this podcast. I grew up not really having much interest in Cody from the Vine days as well as not knowing a thing about Noel. Now, this is without a single doubt my favourite podcast to watch. I wait for Wednesdays the way an older woman waits for bingo night. Cheers boys. 🤝
I’m crying at the bakers dozen bit their medieval accents 🤣
bro hearing the producers laugh in the back at 2:52 honestly made this such a great start lmao
I had a kid I went to high school with who was trying to rap and in one of his verses, he said “she’s choking on my pubic hair”
Mad chill
Whats so funny is these dudes talk just like cody and noel and i can literally hear their voices😭😭
The trillionaire mindset ad was so good I'm gonna get my life together so I can make 2 more friends and get them to sub
The Ponzi scheme you can trust.
cody and noel just talking about their rap lyric icks is so good this should be a segment lmao
Noel confidently saying women “mulch” on their period 👁👄👁
I was rolling☠️😂
😂
These cold opens just keep getting better and better. I just waiting to see what happens next at this point. Also the period bit is hilarious 😭😭
can't wait for next week with both cody and noel being jacked
Bro I took his advice with the horse semen and nothing at all happened, maybe I need more creatine
Shredded Noel and Shredded cody should definitely start a podcast
49:09 Cody’s old man ass laugh about Kodak saying “I love my baby daddy”
Has sent me and I’m now passed away 💀
As a woman, I felt seen. I was laughing soooooo hard. But yes, we're in pain and angry and sad because our body is basically angry at us for not having not fertilized a baby so it sheds the chunky blood out.
these guys are such good actors, i thought noel prime was good at being like noel but man cody prime really hit those notes
As someone with endometriosis and PMDD I can't wait to hear more of Noel's period bits 😂
I am so sorry dude. My best friend is the same and holy shit dude, i wish u the best 😭😭
No
@@massdysfunkton it's all good, ty for the support. I had a hysterectomy recently and am feeling much better, hope your friend is doing well too.
as a female, I've never heard a period explained more accurately. Can't even come for this.
These dudes really got both of the boys mannerisms down. Truly the next evolution of tmg
I think this really shows how much better Cody has gotten about horses. He’s really growing up
honored to be able to live the real thing at the same time as cody and noel’s period talk
Not a woman, but someone who experiences the hell of periods, the period bit was too accurate I was absolutely dead
same
Saaaame
The fact you can hear cost laughing during the cold open is the funniest thing in the entire universe
noel saying mulch instead of molt had me laughing so hard
Noel talking about "what ever it says, ignore it" took me, not only that he is just so talented in his delivery! ^_^ love these guys
As a woman I can confirm all things said by TMG regarding periods are scientifically proven facts. We go to the sunken place and "mulch" like a spider each month. Yup, that's the way mother nature made us.
Noel’s French accent sounded like the Cuban accent Pacino used to do Scarface and now I just want an impression of tony on the next episode because that shit had me dying
Noel accidentally depicting periods perfectly is exactly why i love these guys. Like, everything about them screams toxic frat dude, but they are so naturally the antithesis of toxic frat dude, that they somehow circle around to being insightful and sensitive. They are the only straight men allowed to have a podcast.
Jacked Cody KILLED it dude 😂 buying a horse after the show today!
Seriously did you just walk up these two guys at the gym and pitch these insane monologues to them for a few dollars and a canister of protein powder
Yo dude, nice pecs. So anyway, I need you to talk about harvesting horse semen for five minutes, you free later?
they gave them horse semen and wrappers
Binged severance in 2 days to be ready for this episode of TMG.
Blue balled by noel.
What’s for dinner?
noels description of what it’s like finding out you got your period is surprisingly accurate
i was literally laughing out loud for most of this episode yall extra funny today
These intros are honestly so good. These bodybuilder bois need their own show.
“a passenger in their body” is so right. the period talk was completely spot on bc it truly is that ridiculous lol
I passed Noel on the streets of San Jose, thought " he looks so much like Noel" opened insta to realise he was performing Right behind my house. Wallowed in my sadness of not having followed them on socials with normie roomates not getting the depth of pain. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Dude it's crazy how much good feedback the period bit got! it actually makes me happy. I love how Cody was so scared to even talk about it because he thought people were going to cancel him if he even joked about it 😭
Noel's perspective is absolutely correct. Thanks for understanding us lmao.
38:04 Cody just nodding seriously and saying “yeah” in agreement to what Noel is saying is hilarious.
love the boys' coordinating outfits today
“They screamed” Lmfaooo 😭😭😭💀💀💀
i’m here for Cody’s laugh when Noel gets him good ❤
Noel's Pete Davidson's impression was actually so good lmao
Where are y'all finding these thicc ass talented actors lmao he did a great Cody impression too!!
Dude, what are you talking about? That was Cody.
just like everyone else is saying, the two actors did such a good job as cody and noel lmao spot on!😭
That Trillionaire Mindset ad was hilarious
becoming a passenger in my body is the best description of how a period feels why has noel cracked it
41:57 sounded like noel’s audition tape for zorro
as a woman , Noel's period depiction was 1000% accurate.
“kodak love my baby daddy” made the noodles i was swallowing come from my throat back up to my mouth
trillionaire mindset has become my favorite podcast hands down
I want a full cold open with buff Noel and buff Cody talking about F1 and Elon Musk
I watch the cold open when the video comes out and then later watch the pod cause they're so good
When buddy said "Tastes just like mothers milk" with a straight face, I fuckin' died! 😂😂😂
love that noel reached a comedy that transcends gender!! we women are listeners too!!
Tbh I do feel possessed at times. The mood swings give me whiplash sometimes. I'm irrational, and then the second it's over I'm like "lol anyway"
next we need a full episode with just ripped cody and noel
That’s next cold open
"They scream" had me rolling 🤣
the period thing was so accurate. i definitely just feel like a passenger. not in control, just watching through a window lmao
I really hope next week's opening is just both of the big guys talking about more secret tricks together.
The person wheezing in the background when the guy said “it tastes like mother’s milk” 💀💀💀
the Trill channel teaser video was absolutely perfect
I was completely fine about the period thing, bout being called a demon that reoccurs once a month, and about being called a spider... UNTIL he tried to say spiders "MULCHED". Bruh, it's "MOLT"; I was completely fine until he said that lmaooo. Then Cody was like "huh? What's that?" And Noel proceeded to ensure that "yeah bro, mulch, the thing spiders do" 😂 noooo
Then he said spiders were reptiles😂
That period bit was fucking hilarious
- A woman
I would adore an episode with buff Cody and Noel as guests
Waited all week to hear that the best series finale I’ve ever watched is Mid from Noel just to find out he didn’t watch it
as a woman with a period I was laughing so hard at that bit, I’m begging y’all please have that be next weeks cold open
Someone tell Noel that the hormone that overcomes women during their period is called Testosterone 🤣
roflllll
That's not true, actually the opposite is true! Women's testosterone increases during ovulation, which is the point at which women are most fertile. The testosterone spike typically makes women feel good and behave in a more extroverted way.
Progesterone is the hormone that causes PMS (which is feeling depressed 1-2 weeks before your period, not during it!). Check out the article "Your brain on PMS is like your brain on alcohol and depressants" to learn more.
The reason you feel bad *during* your period is physical discomfort caused by prostaglandins. They cause cramps, inflammation, and GI discomfort. Prostaglandins are not hormones; they're signaling lipids, the same type of thing as endocannabinoids. So you're not hormonal - you're in a bad mood because you're suffering from physical pain.
That trillionare mindset promo vid was GOLD lmao
18:34 😭😭😭😭😭
I am from Santa Cruz so hearing you all talk about the boardwalk is SO nostalgic! Only weirdos ride the sky glider. There are actually fucking TWO haunted house rides/attractions at that boardwalk (THREE IF YOU COUNT GHOST BLASTERS) and YES it’s so fucking weird! But Big Dipper and the double shot is the spot for life. Also Noel… Santa Cruz Cookie Co?! 🔥