Okay Hermes is adorable and the listener should just adopt him into Hades's work and have him helping with keeping everything running and just be like 'he's ours now'. You did a really great job with the reverse comfort approach on this even if it's your first try and I can't wait to see more!
*carries Hermes in my arms* Do you see this boy!?! This boy is under my protection. No harm will come to this sweet angel; only daily head pats and hugs😤
Poor guy... he needs more than a hug. Maybe he could use his other talents outside of sending messages. In mythology if I recall, he too was a musician like Apollo. He gave Apollo the first Lyre in trade for some cattle. Maybe he could go and open his own farm or become a musician. Then again, I’m probably overthinking this. Well done and you’re kicking ass, Hollow. This was a delightful surprise in my watch feed. Also a Fun Fact to make people smile: Paul Walker used to work for UPS before he went into acting. He had a nickname for them that is quite comical and might make some people laugh: Under Paid Slaves. I just recalled this because Hermes sounds very upset about the whole thing and figured someone could use a laugh.
Hermes can be an entertainer and comedian too! He has so many story and is a good story teller if I recall from The Io incident (you know, Zeus messing again, Hera get angry, bla blabla). I honestly thought he'll be doing fine because Hermes is like all rounder God. Oh yeah! He is also the protector of merchant and passenger!
@@jesustrevino3653 mischief or something like it, yeah. Though, he's also the god of merchants so maybe he'd avoid scams. It wouldn't do to damage his reputation.
I know right. Like you could just contact the ups store Western union and/or Canada post sending a link to his resume and a letter of recommendations too
Me, holds up Hermes in front of Hades: This... This is my child now. Hades: What? Me, hugging Hermes: My. Child. Hermes: Hi, new dad! Hades: What did he just say-- Me: NOTHING!
I relate to Hermes on a spiritual level, coffee, no sleep, life a mess, etc. So I must adopt him obviously, so we can be a mess together, and so I can give the baby an endless supply of chocolate
Since Gilded Armor hasn't been in the comments lately (not that I can see, where are they?! I'm gonna start taking a crack at the whole "writing Listener's POV" thing, so here I go!! She knocked on the door of the small apartment, her clipboard in hand. She pushed her glasses up onto her face before the occupant got to the door. She nodded and thanked the occupant, Hermes, as she stepped inside, taking a look around. The place was... messy. Very messy. And small. How was Hermes living like this? She inquired about his living situation, to which he responded with rambling about how he needed a place to stay and about how apartments were supposed to be modern. She sighed internally and nodded, writing the important parts down... not that she could figure out many. She then asked about his job. He began rambling once more, talking about how e-mail and UPS "stole" his former job of being a messenger. She had to hold back a giggle when he called UPS a "demon," though she quickly returned to her serious face as he continued talking. He went off-topic once more, talking about how he never slept and drank coffee to stay awake, to which she replied "Are you alright?" He answered with a no, and more rambling. He started talking about trying to get a passport, then about security throwing him out. She kept jotting down note after note, trying desperately to keep up, until she heard a sniffle. She glanced up, spotting tears in Hermes's eyes. She chucked aside her clipboard and pencil and sat him down on the futon, encouraging him to keep going. He kept rambling, talking about how he wished things could go back to a simpler time, how he wished he could fit in in this century. She pulled him into a hug, stopping any words coming out of his mouth for a few seconds. She was about to pull away, but he told her not to. She smiled and nodded, keeping him close. She continued letting him talk. "Sorry, I shouldn't be unloading all my problems on you," Hermes mumbled. She smiled and said it was okay, to keep talking. He poured out everything: how he felt like things kept getting worse and worse, how he wasn't the most popular god, maybe mid-tier. She offered to help him find a new job. When he asked if she meant it, she said yes, of course. He said he couldn't accept, that this was his own problem, new century, his problem, he couldn't expect her to help. She insisted. He relented. She smiled and said she'd visit again. He asked her for a small favor, which was hugging him a little more. She laughed and nodded. The two stayed like that for a while before she had to go, but she promised to visit again. "I'll help you," she said. "I promise."
*As someone that is greek it really makes me smile & warms my heart seeing people liking our greek gods so much ❤ I also love all of your greek gods vidoes ~ they are all so perfect!*
I was just replaying your Greek gods series last night and then this came out--! I was so stoked. Then I listened and man alive poor hermes!! He probably would have been fine if he had been around when all the innovations were happening, but coming back in the middle of a completely new era would be so difficult.
Hermes you are now my friend. And as a friend of mine I shall give you warm hugs, accompanied with soft pillows and blankets, free hot coca, tea, and soft music for sleep. Now sleep Hermes... sleep in the blankets and pillows.
Hermès: “Someone stole my job!” Me: “It was the internet wasn’t it.” Hermès: “It was the internet.” Me: “Yep, called it.” But seriously I feel really bad for this guy. Can I give him a hug?
Hermes legit sounds like he’s on the verge of having a breakdown the entire time-😭😭 I find it interesting how we don’t get any clear points of Hermes trickster side in this video but I think it’s because he’s been pushed to the brink by the time we meet him. Additionally though you can still catch points of him being mischievous as he both tries to delete the internet and actively wants to fight the UPS- 😅😅
Aww.. i dont have the heart to tell him stay in that place, im taking him home, getting him tons of sweets, all the snuggling he wants, and weeks worth of sleep anywhere he wants. 😊
Hades: so how was the interview? Assistant: Hades you know? you were my favorite god. Hades: ehh... what? Assistant: shhh its not your fault, but im staying with the messenger.
“Between you and me I don’t sleep they tell me to but I don’t” Me:me to don’t tell anyone it’s almost midnight and I have school in the morning “I’ll just move boxes they can’t send those over the phone can they” Me: so ur gonna be a mail man then?! 😌😑✨ Btw ur video is awesome
So fun fact, Hermes was not only the messenger god but also a god of trickery. Because of this, I think a great job for him could be opening a joke-shop! Now trading musical instruments for godhood!
@@annabelleking5582 I mean.... his very first actions outside of a cave was to steal and slaughter Apollo’s sun cows and string their tendons (o believe) into the lure which got Apollo to stop being mad at him soooooo
I'm willing to bet a full 5 bucks that Hades knew Hermes hadd hit a rough patch, and fully banked on us deciding to keep the coffee bee Hermes. The poor bean, getting shunted to the side.
I said I wouldn't kin anyone I said I wouldn't kin anyone I said I wouldn't kin anyone I said I wouldn't kin anyone. WHY DO I RELATE TO HERMES SO MUCH.
Hermes....Hermes my dude....I got the PERFECT JOB FOR YOU TO DO TO START GETTING BACK ON YA FEET! have you ever heard of Pizza delivery? With as fast as you are you could get so many tips in one day. It's not perfect, but it's a start.
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Listener: ...
Listener: *writes* hades if you fire him I’m quitting.
I hope we get a raise for basically becoming god therapists
A raise and a therapy pet, along with free drinks
Hermes is the embodiment of "This is fine" meme and I relate to it on spiritual level.
“They go by UPS.”
I don’t have the guts to tell him about Amazon.
😭😭😭
I could never...
Do NOT.
Well...If worst comes to worst...I think they’re hiring...😔
(Seriously, though, this video was so sad!)
Hades: So... how’d it go?
Listener, holding Hermes in their arms: I’m keeping him.
Hades: ... okay.
That was exactly what I thought after watching the video!
Seems like such a good boy so far. He deserves a hug and a slice of cake
Ikr he’s adorable
*2 slices of cake
@@toepaca9395 agreed
@@toepaca9395 *3 slices of cake
@@Ihatembtitypes *the whole cake (and more)
My thoughts through this video:
Bless his heart.
Lay off the caffeine.
Bless his heart.
Sweetie no.
Bless his heart.
Okay Hermes is adorable and the listener should just adopt him into Hades's work and have him helping with keeping everything running and just be like 'he's ours now'. You did a really great job with the reverse comfort approach on this even if it's your first try and I can't wait to see more!
"i could really use a hug..." me too buddy, me too
Hermes stays, okay?
You got it Hades?
Hermes stays!
Me, a barista, hearing he drinks a QUINTUPLE SHOT ESPRESSO instead of sleeping: Sir...I beg you....sleep....you’re gonna crash so hard. 😅
Him : I just wanna be ..... appreciated
*carries Hermes in my arms*
Do you see this boy!?! This boy is under my protection. No harm will come to this sweet angel; only daily head pats and hugs😤
Poor guy... he needs more than a hug. Maybe he could use his other talents outside of sending messages. In mythology if I recall, he too was a musician like Apollo. He gave Apollo the first Lyre in trade for some cattle. Maybe he could go and open his own farm or become a musician. Then again, I’m probably overthinking this. Well done and you’re kicking ass, Hollow. This was a delightful surprise in my watch feed.
Also a Fun Fact to make people smile: Paul Walker used to work for UPS before he went into acting. He had a nickname for them that is quite comical and might make some people laugh: Under Paid Slaves. I just recalled this because Hermes sounds very upset about the whole thing and figured someone could use a laugh.
Hermes can be an entertainer and comedian too! He has so many story and is a good story teller if I recall from The Io incident (you know, Zeus messing again, Hera get angry, bla blabla). I honestly thought he'll be doing fine because Hermes is like all rounder God. Oh yeah! He is also the protector of merchant and passenger!
Had a thought: isn't Hermes also the god of travel and hospitality? He could totally run a chain of hotels, or a travel agency!!
He’s also the god of trickery I believe, so he could also scam people.
@@jesustrevino3653 mischief or something like it, yeah. Though, he's also the god of merchants so maybe he'd avoid scams. It wouldn't do to damage his reputation.
Iam not crying my eyes are just sweating that's all no tears at all
i was thinking doesn't hermes have this really cool sandals with wings so he could fly real fast no one can compete with that
Aww. Hermes is baby, there are still ways to still be a messenger god in the modern age.
I know right. Like you could just contact the ups store Western union and/or Canada post sending a link to his resume and a letter of recommendations too
I have wings tattooed on my feet for just this reason.
I've listened for a minute and three seconds and I can already this is going to a depressing conversation and he deserves a hot chocolate and a hug
Me, holds up Hermes in front of Hades: This... This is my child now.
Hades: What?
Me, hugging Hermes: My. Child.
Hermes: Hi, new dad!
Hades: What did he just say--
Me: NOTHING!
I relate to Hermes on a spiritual level, coffee, no sleep, life a mess, etc. So I must adopt him obviously, so we can be a mess together, and so I can give the baby an endless supply of chocolate
When you think there’s an actual delivery company called Hermes... oops
There should be!
@@ariawen8476 there is! At least where I live (Germany)
@@Emma-cn9hg THAT COMPANY NEEDS TO BE WORLD WIDE!!!
Since Gilded Armor hasn't been in the comments lately (not that I can see, where are they?! I'm gonna start taking a crack at the whole "writing Listener's POV" thing, so here I go!!
She knocked on the door of the small apartment, her clipboard in hand. She pushed her glasses up onto her face before the occupant got to the door. She nodded and thanked the occupant, Hermes, as she stepped inside, taking a look around. The place was... messy. Very messy. And small. How was Hermes living like this? She inquired about his living situation, to which he responded with rambling about how he needed a place to stay and about how apartments were supposed to be modern. She sighed internally and nodded, writing the important parts down... not that she could figure out many. She then asked about his job. He began rambling once more, talking about how e-mail and UPS "stole" his former job of being a messenger. She had to hold back a giggle when he called UPS a "demon," though she quickly returned to her serious face as he continued talking. He went off-topic once more, talking about how he never slept and drank coffee to stay awake, to which she replied "Are you alright?" He answered with a no, and more rambling. He started talking about trying to get a passport, then about security throwing him out. She kept jotting down note after note, trying desperately to keep up, until she heard a sniffle. She glanced up, spotting tears in Hermes's eyes. She chucked aside her clipboard and pencil and sat him down on the futon, encouraging him to keep going. He kept rambling, talking about how he wished things could go back to a simpler time, how he wished he could fit in in this century. She pulled him into a hug, stopping any words coming out of his mouth for a few seconds. She was about to pull away, but he told her not to. She smiled and nodded, keeping him close. She continued letting him talk. "Sorry, I shouldn't be unloading all my problems on you," Hermes mumbled. She smiled and said it was okay, to keep talking. He poured out everything: how he felt like things kept getting worse and worse, how he wasn't the most popular god, maybe mid-tier. She offered to help him find a new job. When he asked if she meant it, she said yes, of course. He said he couldn't accept, that this was his own problem, new century, his problem, he couldn't expect her to help. She insisted. He relented. She smiled and said she'd visit again. He asked her for a small favor, which was hugging him a little more. She laughed and nodded. The two stayed like that for a while before she had to go, but she promised to visit again. "I'll help you," she said. "I promise."
*As someone that is greek it really makes me smile & warms my heart seeing people liking our greek gods so much ❤ I also love all of your greek gods vidoes ~ they are all so perfect!*
Same, it's so nice seeing people enjoy our mythology, our history, it makes me so happy 😭💜
@@void3926 κάνω ένα fangirling μόνη μου σαν το χαζοχαρούμενο να πουμε 😂
I adore all of the Greek myths and stories!!! Wanting to visit Greece someday!!
@@freckledrania2104 ναι, γιατί εγώ πάω πίσω, να χαίρομαι σαν το μαλάκα γιατί ΟΜΓ ελληνικό πάνθεον 😳😍
@@void3926 εχεις δει και τα αλλά? Εμένα μ'άρεσε αυτό με τον αδη ~ άναψα 🔥😂
This video in a nutshell:
Hermes: Hey! How ya doin? Well I’m doing it’s fine I lied I’m dying inside
Hades ive adopted your nephew!
Hades: what?
I was just replaying your Greek gods series last night and then this came out--! I was so stoked. Then I listened and man alive poor hermes!! He probably would have been fine if he had been around when all the innovations were happening, but coming back in the middle of a completely new era would be so difficult.
Hermes was known to help deliver souls to the Underworld for Hades I smell a crossover
The mom friend in me is internally screaming, I want to make him sleep for 48 hours in a nice cozy apartment
Excuse me, I ordered a package.
I ordered a cutie, *and you finally arrived.*
Well according to mythology, Hermès works for Hades in lots of ways and is pretty close to him so I’m excited to see how this plays out 😁
Yup!! I want to see Hades adopting Hermès because Zeus is a shitty bastard if a father
Now I miss Apollo :(( ....I really really loved the Apollo part of this series 😅
I know. He needs hugs as well 😔
So, I kinda want to adopt him... 🥺
This hits me hard because I know a lot of people IRL lost their jobs due to automation and labor saving devices. I feel sad now.
Only a minute and my gods he seems so precious 🥺
I didn’t think I would be hanging out with a god today but here I am
Hermes you are now my friend. And as a friend of mine I shall give you warm hugs, accompanied with soft pillows and blankets, free hot coca, tea, and soft music for sleep. Now sleep Hermes... sleep in the blankets and pillows.
Oh, okay. That’s cool, thanks :))
Hermès: “Someone stole my job!”
Me: “It was the internet wasn’t it.”
Hermès: “It was the internet.”
Me: “Yep, called it.”
But seriously I feel really bad for this guy. Can I give him a hug?
Please
Hermes legit sounds like he’s on the verge of having a breakdown the entire time-😭😭
I find it interesting how we don’t get any clear points of Hermes trickster side in this video but I think it’s because he’s been pushed to the brink by the time we meet him. Additionally though you can still catch points of him being mischievous as he both tries to delete the internet and actively wants to fight the UPS- 😅😅
Aww.. i dont have the heart to tell him stay in that place, im taking him home, getting him tons of sweets, all the snuggling he wants, and weeks worth of sleep anywhere he wants. 😊
Please tell me that his baby boy is NOT tryna fight UPS omg. I love him so much.
I’m so glad that this series is back! I think you did the well with the reversed comfort in this video!
Hades: so how was the interview?
Assistant: Hades you know? you were my favorite god.
Hades: ehh... what?
Assistant: shhh its not your fault, but im staying with the messenger.
At this point we are a therapist
this gives us the best position that someone could have around outdated gods
“Between you and me I don’t sleep they tell me to but I don’t”
Me:me to don’t tell anyone it’s almost midnight and I have school in the morning
“I’ll just move boxes they can’t send those over the phone can they”
Me: so ur gonna be a mail man then?!
😌😑✨
Btw ur video is awesome
Oh heeeeellll yes, reverse comfort + Hermes? I’m there!!!
GIVE ME A HUG RIGHT NOW. YOU POOR MESSENGER BOI. HOW DARE E-MAIL AND UPS TAKE YOUR JOB!?
IM ADOPTING YOU
I am Greek. .0.0 i am so glad to hear an asmr with such an amazing Greek Mythology God
Hi, my name is actually Hermes, I’m from Spain and I always ask to myself how is my name supposed to be pronounced. Can you help me with that?
please why r we all speeding here like there’s no tomorrow
I RAN here
Came from a CDawgVA video at the speed of light
I don’t even know I almost broke my leg getting to my room
Idk 🧍♀️
The spirit of hermes possessed us into coming
I absolutely adore him.
Me to email and UPS after this video: I will rain... HELLFIRE ON YOU!!!!
Yay, i'm so glad you're continuing this series, another great video and lovely interpretation of Hermes
He is so FRIGGIN ADORABLE!!!!
Aw! It’s Hermes from the game Hades! 😊😊😊
Ohh this was so sweet! The reverse comfort was really nice and well done
1 minute in and i love him already
God Hermes: Turns out the job of delivering packages was stolen from me too!
Me:…You mean the delivery man?
So fun fact, Hermes was not only the messenger god but also a god of trickery. Because of this, I think a great job for him could be opening a joke-shop! Now trading musical instruments for godhood!
OR he could get into the cattle or sheep business. He is also a god of Herding if I remember correctly.
@@annabelleking5582 I mean.... his very first actions outside of a cave was to steal and slaughter Apollo’s sun cows and string their tendons (o believe) into the lure which got Apollo to stop being mad at him soooooo
Faster then the man himself in this boitch
Lmao UPS as a demon
Awww meeting this cutie on my birthday is a treat love this 👏🏻
Damn! he's got all the good gossip
i really enjoy these greek good audios~ keep up the good work ^^
Hermes: *Talks about deleting the Internet so he can get his job back*
Me: Honey...no...
Got the weird urge to power on the computer, just in time for the Hollow upload
>nice
Those ungrateful ass gods better be glad my baby Hermes didn't ask for food money because then it would have been a fight.
*gasp*
Baby.
It's a baby.
I want to see my little boy~
My stars! I want to help and protec this pure wholesome bean ❤ TTvTT
AH! I’ve missed this series! Took me a sec to remember the interview series, then bam! Ee!
I really didn’t need my feelings to be trampled on today, but thanks.
So damn cute! I want to hug him!
I'm willing to bet a full 5 bucks that Hades knew Hermes hadd hit a rough patch, and fully banked on us deciding to keep the coffee bee Hermes. The poor bean, getting shunted to the side.
Hermes: I love watching the Drama between them.
Me: ... you know I interview these people right? I can tell you the REAAAAAAAL Tea.💅
Ahhhh heck he’s so cute and I just wanna hug him and cuddle him , I want to snuggle him and make him food and just help him and wanna protect him !!!
Aww, hermes is too adorable i need more hermes ❤️😂
Him thinking UPS was evil made me giggle a bit.
Me: finishes video 😴
ad: UFC FIGHTING!!
Me: 😧
Just wait till he find out about the other delivering things lol
I like to think Hermes fell asleep in our arms at the end. Poor boy needed a hug AND a nap
Wait, what?
Cool video man!
I said I wouldn't kin anyone I said I wouldn't kin anyone I said I wouldn't kin anyone I said I wouldn't kin anyone. WHY DO I RELATE TO HERMES SO MUCH.
Fantastic job I love these audios 10 stars and more
SKFJAKCIAGAUFOAKA
GOODEST BOIO
PLS PART 2 I'M DYING
The flash got nothing on me 😎
Sorry I’m late- was with my mum since it was her bday ;w;👍
I shall comfort the lil god now.
Hermes is such a sweet heart I really love him,and I hope soon we’ll get to finish the rest of our list
So good in my hear 👁️👄👁️
I love ☺️
Your video’s always makes me feel sometimes in a kind of way..-
Is that weird?? 💀🧍🏽♀️
Mans gonna need a stimulus check
This is a spitting image of what goes on in my brain 24/7
OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!
Hermes....Hermes my dude....I got the PERFECT JOB FOR YOU TO DO TO START GETTING BACK ON YA FEET!
have you ever heard of Pizza delivery? With as fast as you are you could get so many tips in one day. It's not perfect, but it's a start.
In my class we are reading about the greek myths so I just keep laughing 😂
I thought it said “confronting” instead of “comforting” and I was like....I ain’t confronting a god! Nuh uh
My apartment is that big but I would DEFINITELY find some room and let Hermes move in with me ASAP 😇🥰🥰🥰 Poor precious bean
Honestly I hope you do the greek gods asmr again, like a check up on how each of them are doing or whatever. These vids are amazing
Yes Hades! 🖤🔥
Fun fact: Hades is Pan's father
(Not Peter Pan I'm taliking about the god)
Hermes: **talking abt the demon that stole his job**
Me: Aight who do I need to kill
Hermes: They go by UPS..
Me:
W H E E Z E
I loved this.
*calls other gods* : if ANY of you hurt Hermes you will never see the light of day agin