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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @p4rk3r.
    @p4rk3r. 5 лет назад +181

    I never noticed just how much the "Welcome Back." Fueled my will to live every monday...

    • @untitledplug2560
      @untitledplug2560 5 лет назад +3

      MehlieMehl hope everything’s well..🖤
      Keep fightinf

    • @p4rk3r.
      @p4rk3r. 5 лет назад +1

      @@untitledplug2560 Thanks man

  • @freshfromsa13
    @freshfromsa13 5 лет назад +559

    Danny: “I gave a homeless man my shoes”
    Joe: “And you went home footless”
    Joe 2k19

  • @JennyHendrix69
    @JennyHendrix69 5 лет назад +374

    Im in a psych ward and I used my cell phone privilege to watch this podcast. Thanks for making my day and helping me through my mental health journey! 🌹

    • @alwaysstressed4614
      @alwaysstressed4614 5 лет назад +45

      Jenny proud of you for getting the help you need. You deserve to feel better❤️

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 лет назад +28

      You rock for admitting you need help and getting it. No shame. All the best to you

    • @jeskaisthebest
      @jeskaisthebest 5 лет назад +13

      All the best to you! ❤️

    • @lildraco2033
      @lildraco2033 5 лет назад +8

      I wish you all the best!

    • @JKat94
      @JKat94 5 лет назад +8

      hang in there, it'll get better :)

  • @YevgenyBazarov1862
    @YevgenyBazarov1862 5 лет назад +368

    No homo, no life - Joseph P Santagato, philosopher and theorist, 2019

    • @r0seg0lden._15
      @r0seg0lden._15 5 лет назад +7

      I would support this as a legitimate support point on a thesis.

  • @sarahn4899
    @sarahn4899 5 лет назад +112

    Joe: “for over 99 years”
    Danny: “yo that’s like..that’s like 100 years”
    I lost my mind

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 5 лет назад +120

    Danny “I Gave A Homeless Man My Shoes” LoPriore.
    Joe “No homo, no life” Santagato.

  • @laurabean1570
    @laurabean1570 5 лет назад +152

    Not even two minutes in and I feel like I should switch to ear buds even tho I'm home alone

  • @jonduffey4285
    @jonduffey4285 5 лет назад +172

    Joe: "is this baby a mood ring?" lol

  • @katievantress3868
    @katievantress3868 5 лет назад +131

    *sees notification and title of episode*
    Me: “oh god here we go”

  • @chloehartigan5970
    @chloehartigan5970 5 лет назад +67

    "What is this baby, a mood ring?!" -Joe 2019

  • @excuseme1543
    @excuseme1543 5 лет назад +90

    Milking a cow "is like being the best hand-jobber on Earth"
    -Joe Santagato, 2019

  • @tomdonaldson6948
    @tomdonaldson6948 5 лет назад +71

    I would love to see what is on joes laptop when he does the sponsors, I have a feeling they aren't notes about the sponsors and its just a naked photo of Danny

  • @libratude9595
    @libratude9595 5 лет назад +247

    *This is how many people love Basement Yard Mondays.* 😍😍
    ⬇️

    • @Bucky-uy9wj
      @Bucky-uy9wj 5 лет назад +3

      Libra Tude you thirsty son

    • @libratude9595
      @libratude9595 5 лет назад +2

      @@Bucky-uy9wj: You having a bad day "Son"?

    • @Bucky-uy9wj
      @Bucky-uy9wj 5 лет назад

      Libra Tude nah kid

    • @ybbahsetteval
      @ybbahsetteval 5 лет назад +2

      Glad we got all this angst out of the way you homo - sapiens

    • @BigStinker_14
      @BigStinker_14 5 лет назад +2

      Man, people are so desperate for such little attention these days.

  • @that_girl_eden
    @that_girl_eden 5 лет назад +31

    “What is this baby a mood ring?!?” 😂😂 Love these guys so much 😅🔥🙏

  • @freshfromsa13
    @freshfromsa13 5 лет назад +62

    “I’d rather serve the homeless king”
    The king of the homeless is Laurence Fishburne in John Wick 2 & 3

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 5 лет назад +9

    Nice to see all you gals and guys again this lovely Monday morning.
    The time has cum and so have we.

  • @ohmywavess
    @ohmywavess 5 лет назад +46

    “You clip your nails over the streets of Manhattan?

  • @ybbahsetteval
    @ybbahsetteval 5 лет назад +87

    “Scuse... scuse... Scu- USE - how?”

    • @hannaha7567
      @hannaha7567 5 лет назад +2

      reminded me of Chris Delia when he goes "EHH? S'EEH??"

  • @katievantress3868
    @katievantress3868 5 лет назад +23

    When I was like 5 I had straight blonde hair, then at some point in my life it turned brown and became curly. I don’t care what anyone says I’m now referring to myself as a mood ring.

  • @slicvicc4
    @slicvicc4 5 лет назад +41

    Danny always say “here’s why” and Joe always says “and blah blah blah”

    • @sofiaflores6916
      @sofiaflores6916 5 лет назад +14

      Or when Joe mispronounces a word, " and he starts doing random sounds 😂😂 "hep hup hup what hey what"

  • @hannabanana2294
    @hannabanana2294 5 лет назад +42

    If I had a dollar for every time Joe talks about how he used to crush milk

  • @hannahscott4684
    @hannahscott4684 5 лет назад +17

    Missed a 9 AM lecture for this,
    Was it worth it ?
    Hell yeah.

  • @pennykeys4891
    @pennykeys4891 5 лет назад +45

    “No homo, no life!” I’ll buy that shirt. Work it out boys!

  • @MK-ys4hv
    @MK-ys4hv 5 лет назад +10

    I think we always see the finished product. So it's always nice to hear about how you do things from a business perspective and different situations you go through. Like being a boss at meetings. Also, like Danny speaking to student's. You guys do a lot of great things not just comedy. Share it sometimes

  • @jennabaynham558
    @jennabaynham558 5 лет назад +4

    y'all don't know what cold is till you come to Montreal,Canada and its -27 degrees, windy and snowing. Walking outside takes a piece of your soul away.
    Also, this show makes my whole week :)

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 лет назад

      jenna baynham hey! I’m a Montrealer too, was so cold today. But Friday was insane!!

    • @jennabaynham558
      @jennabaynham558 5 лет назад

      @@teresahowick5197 haha it's only going to get colder my friend

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 лет назад +1

      jenna baynham I know but the wind with the cold was scary. And Shhhh I’m still in winter denial 😂

    • @jennabaynham558
      @jennabaynham558 5 лет назад

      @@teresahowick5197 trust me 😂 ready to hibernate under 2 blankets

  • @merandawilliams1794
    @merandawilliams1794 4 года назад +4

    Joe moving the table back after Danny moves it and not realizing he did, was so freaking hilarious😂😂

  • @johnkleeman9654
    @johnkleeman9654 5 лет назад +52

    Joe hasnt even said "welcome back" and were talking about farts...Hot start.

    • @mollousha
      @mollousha 5 лет назад +11

      Farts, nuts, jerking off mentioned in the first 30 seconds hahahahhaha

    • @jrpapi5
      @jrpapi5 5 лет назад +1

      Molly made these dishes before work so difficult🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rossohio07
    @rossohio07 5 лет назад +25

    Basically a 2 hour episode!🙌 let's goooo!😁

  • @nataliegomez5812
    @nataliegomez5812 5 лет назад +11

    "What's the manly way to check your nails?" "Raaaaaawwwwwwrrrrrrr." LOL!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @ericafuentez6465
    @ericafuentez6465 5 лет назад +3

    The only good thing about Monday’s!!! Thank you for always being there to make me laugh! We’re strangers but you guys have got me through some tough days

  • @bug1517
    @bug1517 5 лет назад +1

    This episode was HILARIOUS, but I also appreciate the way you spoke about addiction. There’s some really ignorant people out here who don’t understand it’s a disease and this made me love you 10x more.

  • @Jonathan-hk7qy
    @Jonathan-hk7qy 5 лет назад +10

    Is anyone else hyped for the Christmas podcast coming up🥺

  • @1997jankuschef
    @1997jankuschef 5 лет назад +15

    I had a dream about you last night, Joe. You were a golfer and you changed your name to "Joe Santagato Dog" and you were winning a tournament I was at

  • @AdventureswithBay
    @AdventureswithBay 5 лет назад +18

    Me: Joe looks sooooo cute in yellloowwwwww

  • @freshfromsa13
    @freshfromsa13 5 лет назад +35

    1:13:40
    “People don’t read”
    You guys never do your research either!! Lmao

    • @daniellereynolds8759
      @daniellereynolds8759 5 лет назад +3

      Carlos Rojas ikr?? One of the bigger pet peeves I have about this podcast is that sometimes Joe and Danny will be like “what is [random thing]?” “Yeah i don’t know....” and then they don’t look it up!!! Like, wtf?? How could you let that go without looking it up?
      Don’t get me wrong, I love Joe and Danny, they’re hilarious. But the curious science nerd in me is like “If you don’t know what you’re talking about, what are you waiting for, look it up!!!”

    • @freshfromsa13
      @freshfromsa13 5 лет назад +1

      Danielle Reynolds I feel as though Joe likes keeping up with an argument/debate, with as little cell phone interference as possible; Danny just *needs* the answers lmao

    • @daniellereynolds8759
      @daniellereynolds8759 5 лет назад +1

      Carlos Rojas you could be right, that makes sense!

  • @brit4719
    @brit4719 5 лет назад +19

    "what are these babies a mood ring!? They're like a banana!"- Joe

  • @macwiles257
    @macwiles257 5 лет назад +6

    “Seeds are nuts? No those are seeds”😂💀

  • @brandonmontemayor847
    @brandonmontemayor847 5 лет назад +10

    Danny- “Or the new green one that you have “
    Joe- “Thasimsayn”

  • @TheHomieRAYGE
    @TheHomieRAYGE 5 лет назад +5

    Love all the content Joe! Been watching for years!

  • @khaylaskye3486
    @khaylaskye3486 5 лет назад +20

    Joe “ is this baby a mood ring “ santagato

  • @southtownservices
    @southtownservices 5 лет назад +3

    I just love how supportive Joe is to Danny 😭😭😭

  • @alliem9669
    @alliem9669 5 лет назад +13

    I’m really.. I can’t get over peecan.... I can’t stop thinking about it

  • @snowywinters9061
    @snowywinters9061 5 лет назад +6

    The name of this episode had me rolling.
    I’m just picturing shaq body Oprah just tea bag dunking on fools

  • @EmmaKapotes
    @EmmaKapotes 5 лет назад +10

    Wow we’re really coming in hot with this intro today

  • @preciousseong
    @preciousseong Год назад +2

    i dont know why but i _just_ started watching the basement yard episodes with danny in them and holy shit he is so funny

  • @chrisgroat02
    @chrisgroat02 5 лет назад +7

    I went from listening through a speaker at work to headphones because I never know when moaning will take place 😂

  • @calebbritt2331
    @calebbritt2331 5 лет назад +7

    Every podcast there is a 10-15 second window where they moan into the mics and stare at each other... every podcast!!!!!!!

  • @Inc92
    @Inc92 5 лет назад +22

    “Aggressive Jerker”

    • @excuseme1543
      @excuseme1543 5 лет назад

      Lonestarr 9200 “what are you...a 2-finger squeezer?” 🤣

  • @aimeesharp2
    @aimeesharp2 5 лет назад

    My youngest had the most amazing blue eyes when he was born. He was about 18 months old and his eyes started to change colour. By the time it was his 2nd birthday he had leaf green coloured eyes. He now gets compliments about his eye colour. It's mad! My kid is a mood ring!!

  • @nickpepper6518
    @nickpepper6518 5 лет назад +5

    When Joe said “my back hurts no homo” I literally shot water out of my nose I was laughing so hard holy shit

  • @TommyNoble12
    @TommyNoble12 5 лет назад +3

    i felt danny’s exact pain i can’t imagine recording a podcast after a night of pain like that

  • @moveslikeliam113
    @moveslikeliam113 5 лет назад +5

    also joe lookin absolutely scrumptious in that yellow tee

  • @ElChukiBaby
    @ElChukiBaby 4 года назад +3

    36:18 you’re welcome

  • @allenkarabina4096
    @allenkarabina4096 3 года назад +1

    i know it gonna be more difficult but i think i speak for every joe santagato fan when i say that we would most definitely love podcasts that are this long

  • @AdventureKody
    @AdventureKody 5 лет назад +26

    Who tf downvotes these podcast?

  • @mohammedshezaadboots1934
    @mohammedshezaadboots1934 5 лет назад +5

    "What is this baby? A mood ring!" - Joe 2k19

  • @theerogueprincess
    @theerogueprincess 5 лет назад +1

    that candle in the back rlly helps w the ambiance

  • @lxurenwitch2713
    @lxurenwitch2713 4 года назад +1

    I love listening to these while I do homework, they’re toooo funny

  • @antheajordaan794
    @antheajordaan794 5 лет назад +2

    Pls record all dannys progress. Im sure we all wanna see this. It will be motivating

  • @allamalana
    @allamalana 5 лет назад +2

    Danny: And can we create something better than a nail clipper thats just gonna send your nails into THE ABYSS???
    FINALLY someone addressed this nightmare :))

  • @jpcasal8395
    @jpcasal8395 5 лет назад +1

    You guys make me die every vid. Keep up the work. One of the funniest parts of my week.✝️✝️

  • @psfreak333
    @psfreak333 5 лет назад +3

    Its been like 50 episodes without Keith bring him back on!

  • @ShelbyZealand
    @ShelbyZealand 5 лет назад +2

    "Just a moment? What is she busy?!" LOL

  • @22Kevi
    @22Kevi 2 года назад +1

    Great show, damn near died of laughter!😂

  • @ademeroglu7345
    @ademeroglu7345 5 лет назад +2

    Don’t y’all love it when joe whips out the “I know people that...”

  • @hitmanwalt
    @hitmanwalt 5 лет назад +1

    “Are you trying to buy me a suit or fuck me?”
    “Maybe both”
    Great way to end the year

  • @khgirl7051
    @khgirl7051 5 лет назад +2

    My parents friends actually got a divorce after the last election cycle! It seems so crazy that some people dont have a political discussion before they get married.
    I also stopped being friends with someone because they didnt agree with who I voted for and decided to text me everyday saying how wrong i was. Politics brings out the WORST in people

  • @cheyennejune7013
    @cheyennejune7013 3 года назад +1

    i quote joes “SCUSE?!” on the daily (18:51) and this episode is over a year old

  • @ClutchClift
    @ClutchClift 5 лет назад +3

    Yo! I’ve been saying “Homlo” for months and now Danny, it’s all full circle.

  • @MultiJtor
    @MultiJtor 3 года назад +2

    Love it . Lasr 10 mins are spectacular as what joe talked about, as a entrepreneur myself and what Danny talked about the battle with addiction, as I deal with day by day. It’s encouraging, good work with everything, and keep it going💯💯💯

  • @drewsteg
    @drewsteg 5 лет назад +3

    “What is this baby a mood ring”
    😂😂

  • @tomekgnr321
    @tomekgnr321 5 лет назад +14

    Did Danny run that mile?

    • @excuseme1543
      @excuseme1543 5 лет назад +1

      Good question!!!

    • @drift240sx9
      @drift240sx9 5 лет назад +16

      He faked an injury to be wheel chaired around an airport, you think hes going to run a mile

  • @marinajones9305
    @marinajones9305 4 года назад

    why is this the most emotinal roller coaster of a podcast i have ever witnessed

  • @malloryavocado
    @malloryavocado 5 лет назад

    i live in Chicago, and last year in the winter it was -23 degrees and no one went outside, so the CTA had the engines running on buses and the heat on and had homeless people stay there as a little shelter.

  • @bigdaddyschof64
    @bigdaddyschof64 5 лет назад +1

    The longer episodes are so good. Fucking love it

  • @rachealpike7986
    @rachealpike7986 5 лет назад +2

    Guys you gotta let Danny have a moment to talk about anxiety and depression and how he deals with it. X

  • @TheRoxieMC
    @TheRoxieMC 5 лет назад +2

    Nyc is as blue as it gets. The rest of us New Yorkers that love in the larger part of the state are not abundantly blue. I’m a minority in my area because I investigate and question all sides and all parties and while I’m registered republican, I just voted today for a democrat in our county. Because I agree with him. I hate that people get so upset about politics. So annoying.

  • @NYBwilk
    @NYBwilk 5 лет назад +7

    Addictions are not a disease you chose to try that drug it didn’t choose you if you would have said no you wouldn’t be addicted

  • @MrWheresmykeys
    @MrWheresmykeys 2 года назад

    "I got problems, now everybody on my blocks' got 'em"
    MARSHALL

  • @queenkaylax_
    @queenkaylax_ 5 лет назад

    The level of sarcasm from 1:13:25-1:14:00 sent me🤣

  • @akasha69eyes
    @akasha69eyes 5 лет назад +1

    You can place tape around the nail clippers that way the clips get stuck to that and just toss once done.
    Shout out to that skill share though❤️

  • @BradBarnhart
    @BradBarnhart 5 лет назад +5

    Yankees just got knocked out of playoffs? Damn this was recorded long time ago

  • @carolinearias3223
    @carolinearias3223 5 лет назад

    Joe imitating the guy in the video saying "It can't even walk!" killed me lmfao

  • @leahsersch8210
    @leahsersch8210 5 лет назад

    45:47 Joe answered that so quick and I felt that 😂

  • @Brianax
    @Brianax 5 лет назад +6

    I literally stay up till 4 am for this

  • @macwiles257
    @macwiles257 5 лет назад

    Thanksgiving Eve is ABSOLUTELY a party day

  • @CappyMoon369
    @CappyMoon369 5 лет назад +6

    My grandfather was stoned to death on his front lawn in the middle of the night in 1944 🥺

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 лет назад +1

      Susie deVries omg!

    • @namelessmyers5688
      @namelessmyers5688 5 лет назад +1

      That’s so terrible !! I’m sorry to hear that,
      Why did they do that 😭🥺

    • @CappyMoon369
      @CappyMoon369 5 лет назад

      @@namelessmyers5688 they thought he was hiding and caring for german soliders in the attic of his barn... which he wasn't. My aunt and uncle watched it happen and my grandmother was bed ridden with a complicated pregnancy (my mom) The neighbor asked her the next morning if she knew her husband was deceased in the front yard 🥺

  • @Leash_Canada
    @Leash_Canada 5 лет назад

    I watched the beginning of this while doing dishes and got water all over me from laughing so much.

  • @daniellapellitteri5223
    @daniellapellitteri5223 5 лет назад +1

    “Binoculars and camera phones” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jassocial1944
    @jassocial1944 5 лет назад +4

    2 HOURSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSS

  • @georgiaharrington718
    @georgiaharrington718 5 лет назад +1

    Read or listen to a book for year end project. “You can use audible and use code basement!” I love advertising in class

  • @stevey1975
    @stevey1975 5 лет назад

    "OPRAH! you rich bastard" I fucking love u joe

  • @miiirunaaa
    @miiirunaaa 5 лет назад +1

    Perfect upload moment, my food just got here

  • @moveslikeliam113
    @moveslikeliam113 5 лет назад +1

    we got a long one today boys let’s get it

  • @ninisturn
    @ninisturn 5 лет назад

    I love the longer podcasts!!!

  • @Tinamarie.Adorno
    @Tinamarie.Adorno 5 лет назад

    *imagine being so homeless you’re the king of the homeless* I’m not kidding I cried laughing for like 20 mins 😭

  • @austinherne2735
    @austinherne2735 5 лет назад +1

    Goooooood moooorrrrrnin again everybody

    • @p4rk3r.
      @p4rk3r. 5 лет назад

      Morning😂

  • @skyekayes
    @skyekayes 5 лет назад +1

    Hot start to my monday

  • @ShelbyZealand
    @ShelbyZealand 5 лет назад +1

    Don't Google at her... :-D That killed me! Classic Joe. Blue and yellow make orange.

  • @Rhettskii_
    @Rhettskii_ 5 лет назад +3

    18:28 I'm one of those people haha my hair was as blonde as you can be and now my hair is brown