Imagine William running over Susie's dog by mistake, looking in the rearview mirror to see Susie crying over her dog, and William going into reverse being like "Hold up I missed one". Then he just proceeds to run over Susie and drive away
Like, nobody was there to identify the plates. If he wasn't a ghost-obsessed idiot, William could've just gotten away with that one eith no consequences (well, except Hell)
@@SuperMonaLisaBros “MICHEAL PLEASE THE HAPPY MEAL DIDN'T MAKE ME HAPPY ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN MYSELF WITH HAPPY PLEASE MICHEAL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO STARVE MICHEAL PLEASE!”
Proceeds to throw it at him full force, tripping in the process, falling to the floor and burping while muttering unintelligible drunk thoughts about creating child-killing machines.
I like to imagine that whenever William gets ownership of an item it becomes purple, and if he were to get tanned or his skin color changed all his items would also change color
@@Mr._Dooter that has a double meaning since he is now a property of afton robotics because he is purple but also of ennard who is an amalgamation of a lot of animatronics built in afton robotics
“On the off chance that you find a young girl named Charlotte Emily with multiple stab wounds outside a pizzeria a few miles away, I had nothing to do with it. In fact, I don’t know anyone named Charlotte Emily.”
William: "Your dog is in the safe room" Cop: "What!? You had my missing dog?!" William: "Yes officer I did have your dog, but now he in the back room of a Fazbear restaurant. But if you follow me I can take you to him" Cop: "My dog is female..." William: "And how was I supposed know that! Now follow me please so you can find your dog officer..." Cop: "Ok lead the way sir" *William drives down to a Fazbear restaurant while the Cop follows closely behind. They both get out of their cars* William: "Not much farther now Officer" Cop: "You better be telling the truth about my dog" William: "Why would I lie there is no point" Cop: "So this is the safe room?" William: "Yes sir it is...your dog is inside" *The Cop hesitantly walks inside the safe room he looks around and doesn't find his dog then he hear the door lock behind him* Cop: "What is the meaning of this!!" William: "Well~ I don't like you one bit so you have to go bye bye" Cop: "What is that mean!?" *Then William moves incrediblely fast towards the Cop then the Cops vision go's black...* ☆THE END HOPE YOU ENJOYED☆
“I should be repairing the broken relationship of my family, my wife have already signed the divorce papers, my son Michael is always depressed, Elizabeth is the only one who hasn’t changed… yet but after downing several Big Macs and a bottle of vodka, I have come to a conclusion. Murder!!” - William Afton
I know im late but the purple tint is due to the rotting of his body due to him being dead while ennard was controlling him, take the end of SL; Custom night.
I like to think that Cassidy wasn't actually the first of the missing children that William killed, not even Henry's daughter, it was some random kid William accidentally hit with his car on the way home from McDonald's after they fucked up his meal and didn't even have the courtesy to give him a happy meal toy as a consultation. It was rainy, he wasn't in the right mindset and maybe just maybe he pressed on the gas pedal with too much enthusiasm when he saw a silhouette in the rain but ehhh we all make mistakes right?
Bro really said, "Meet me at 5am. Tomorrow. On the clock. And I will totally give you a happy meal with a kids toy. and totally wont stab you and hide you in a dark alley way."
May I suggest adding the portal turret song to that list? That's a mainstay on mine. Cara Mi Addio. Good final song for the Playlist, play it when you're outta tears.
I know we were all joking around that William Afton was drunk during the events of Midnight Motorist but thanks to MatPat's definitive timeline, it may or may not be plausibly canon now
the idea of all the events in fnaf started because william was drunk one night and ate 16 big macs is quiet possibly the best way to sum up this franchise's lore
@@Schnort in the files of the game, the secret ending of Midnight Motorist is called Later That Night. So yes, this is the same night he murdered Charlie.
Henry: "NOOOOOOO PLEASE, PLEASE NO, COME BACK." William: "Yeah, i'll have 2 happy meals with that, and an ice cream, can you put extra cheese in one of them?"
Thanks now i can't get those two words outta my head Edit 6: deleted all the other edits lol it was just cringe shit about how many likes this got... So thanks for the likes I guess ;)
I came here from a terrible, terrible argument that had me bawling like a babe. Just a minute in I'm vibing, tears dried on my face, purple mystery maniac cruising round my brain. Thanks, Pizza Poosta, the truth about that night set me free.
""Hey Micheal, you think it'd be weird if I made a robot dog?" "What?" "Yeah, I'd name him Sparky and I'd just put him in shadowy corners to mess with people" "Dad, stop calling me, it's four in the morning"
McDonald’s has never been proven to be canon. Other than that I think you could legit put this as the real reason he murdered Charlie and it would fit in
@@gcullen576 The fact that the only part of this that may not fit in is the idea of McDonald's existing in the fnaf universe at the time is both extremely hilarious, but, also makes me stare in shock _because it isn't wrong._
The McDonalds Employee: "Sir you need to move out of the drive-thru, other people want to order" William on his 23rd filet-o-fish: "HE’LL BE SORRY WHEN HE GETS BACK”
Use this as study music. This beautiful image sits there and watches me while I have a mental breakdown over my future and what life after highschool will be like
Something that always got me about William is that he did a drive-by stabbing. I've never seen that before. Truly an inventor and a leader in all his crafts.
Well, you see, William took the American classic of the drive-by shooting and put a novel twist on it, inspired by the shank culture of his native homeland Britain.
@@DanielAlves-xe4om I think he just was too lazy to get a gun license and wanted to finally see some use for his knife he always brought with him after acquiring his knife license.
@@DanielAlves-xe4om You joke but that's not even a bad theory lol. I'm from the UK and I've never heard a drive by stabbing, but I'm sure william would .
Throughout the Franchise William was just constantly Drunk off his ass, even as Springtrap and Glitchtrap. He doesn't know what he's doing nor does he know what's going on most of the time.
"Whenever I run out of booze I always get my Coat, get my Car Keys, go into my Car and drive to any open Bar or Gas Station. Then I pull out a Desert Eagle and Demand all the Alcohol they have. I also kill the cashiers that are present and take both their bodies and the Alcohol with me. Typically I like dumping them into a McDonald's Trash Bin as an act of revenge for giving me food poisoning that one time several decades back, but time to time I dump the bodies at a Chuck-E-Cheese or Arby's. It's clean, quick and nobody notices. And if they do, they can't pin me to the crime nor suspect my involvement. I won't tell you why exactly, though, that's my little secret."
I like to think William is a pretty chill dude when sober. But goes around killing kids when he's absolutely hammered and has no memory of it the next morning
When he became Springtrap he permanently got a bit of vodka on his lip and now he's just permanently drunk. And yes, Glitchtrap is modeled after drunk William.
Putting it at 2x makes it sound like William is driving so fast that he's breaking the sound barrier just so he can deck Micheal in the face for sneaking off
@ReDuV- Imo Michael (the older brother) was the one who snuck out. The Crying Child died very young - way too young to have ever been breaking windows and sneaking off in the night. That's a teenager move, and CC never got to be a teenager.
i'm imagining this fat purple bastard in the front of a lazily rattlecanned purple 90's civic going 110 down the highway and then flying through a house and proceeding to continue like it didn't happen
After an official interview with the owner of the Freddy Fazbear franchise William Afton aka Purple Guy, it has been confirmed that his parents are indeed Blue Guy and Red Girl.
**Helps develop futuristic never seen before mechanical pieces of work** **Feels like killing a bunch of kids** **Completely ruins hugely profitable project** **Refuses to elaborate** **Dies** **Comes back in 3 different occasions**
grimace would later legally change his name to "william afton", get married, have children, then build robots that dispense ice cream and murder people
I had this playing while on a reading assignment, and I was gonna describe a house as Large, wooden, and sturdy, but instead I accidentally put, Large, wooden, and can get sturdy. 10/10 best hour of my life.
Scott stopped taking Sprintrap seriously in FNaF 6. The man was alive and concious stuck in a room for 30 years with spring locks piercing through his body the whole time. Yet he acts like a generic super villain in FNaF 6. And security breach William just has the name and design
whenever i learn how to drive, im gonna play this is the car wherever i go when its raining. can't wait to see my dad's face when he hears this on my radio.
McDonald's has a ice machine from a crap company and cost a lot and they usually break and the only way to fix them is by having a really expensive builder by the same company
@@tcsgfjdjdfhjsdhsjbxhff no ballora doesnt appears in FNAF PZ, she dies on FNAF SL when she gets scopped. Funtime freddy and Baby return in PZ as scrapped baby and molten freddy
I’m not even kidding. Listened to this for about two hours one day while doing my homework. It’s still in my head. It’s such a good theme, that it’s been stuck in my head since last year.
I've gone to work, worked on homework, doing chores, listened doing nothing, all with this playing in the background... it feels like a theme song at this point
Children see a cold and calculated murderer running away from his last crime scene Real men see a drunk 40 year old father who was just turned away from a children's pizzarea
Here’s the timeline that my friend and I have made up for this video: -William kills Charlie -William goes to MacDonald’s -William intentionally gets drunk for the sole purpose of driving -William drunk drives home
Evan comotized... Elizabeth taken... Henry betrayed me... Micheal hates me... At least... These amazing McDonald's meals will never leave me... *Downs two liters of whiskey*
XD The trequel: Henry in a crappy fredbear costume also on high amounts of alcohol driving to dominos to order a 20 foot diameter pizza with extra cheese
There’s just something about the composure of this picture that just. The trees. The McDonald’s sign. The way the car looks too wide and almost like it’s curving? The misaligned lights. The way the whole car (wheels included) is the same colour as William’s skin. The fact that the car looks like it has no windows. The wheel? Stomach? The fact I don’t know if it’s a wheel or a stomach? William’s face. His double chin. The way he looks at the low-quality rain jpeg. The general low quality. Idk how but it’s making me go insane
@@kassiaactuallydraws9361just close your eyes and imagine this exact picture, but now imagine the large black blob as his mouth and not something else, that should work
@@thathollowknightplushthath1465 They just get hit half way across the street. The Car inherits William's Crippling Alcohol Addiction and just has Vodka bottles everywhere.
I never played FNaF, nor do I plan, but I love having the thought that William Afton literally looks like a purple stick man in real life. With 8 bit stuff and everything.
I appreciate how out of all the extended loops of this song on youtube, this one actually makes the loop seamlessly transition instead of just keeping a jarring cut between loops.
sup
You telling me you pinned comments now
Wassup my g
yes
5 years later, and you are the chosen one (at least for now)
yo
"I ALWAYS COME BACK"
-William yells out as he is dragged out of the McDonald's.
And he never did
Probably...
@@Leefbay hopefully
Ah crap here se go again
-mcdonalds employer
Immediately after a long-winded rant about Mulan
then he comes back, however the McDonalds closed ten years ago and it is now a cloth store
Pov: The ice-cream machine is broken but you just remembered that your daughter is an ice-cream machine
What drugs are you on?
Lol
That took me a second
Michael: "Hey wait this aint no ice cream scoo-"
“For dessert Michael, eat your sister. Now. Do it micheal.”
"Hey I don't remember putting a speedbump by the pizzeria"
ROAAAAAAAADKILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL +500 POINTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TRIPLE KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
+600
POINTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS
VVEEEEEHHHIIIIICCUUUULLLAAAAARRRRR MAAAAAANNNSSSSLLAAAAUUUGGGHHHTTTEEEERRRR
+1000 POOOOIIIINNTTTTTSSSSS
NNNNNOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE KKKKKKKKKNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOWWWWSSSSSSS +1000.000001 PPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNTTTTTTTSSSSSSSZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fog is coming ....
Imagine William running over Susie's dog by mistake, looking in the rearview mirror to see Susie crying over her dog, and William going into reverse being like "Hold up I missed one". Then he just proceeds to run over Susie and drive away
Petscop type beat.
Oopsie 🤭 My bad 🥰
Like, nobody was there to identify the plates. If he wasn't a ghost-obsessed idiot, William could've just gotten away with that one eith no consequences (well, except Hell)
You forgot the part where he steals Susie's body and stuffs it in the Chica suit. (he gotta hide the evidence)
Charlie lore
"Thank you, come again!"
"Oh, believe me. I always come back."
"Sir, this is a McDonald's."
@@failguyonyt2298 *"D I D I S T U T T E R ?"*
"Yes, like, 37 times."
This made me giggle a bit. I can definitely see William saying something like that.
Remember kids: whenever someone mentions the Bite of '87, they're referring to how many Big Macs William Afton ate before going into cardiac arrest
William just bited 1987 Big Macs at a time, earning him a Guinness World Record as "The most Big Macs biten at one time"
The man behind the macslaughter
One of the best comments I’ve seen yet
So he ate 86 and it was the first bite of the 87th when he went into cardiac arrest?
Impressive
according to my research, it took 27
The most unrealistic part about all of this is the fact that afton still has a drivers license
Says who
Bold of you assume he has one
Lmao how do you know he has one XD
@@junojunovanna5203he is far from being above murder so why would he be above unlicensed driving.
Counterpoint: it is the most Realistic thing that William still has a drivers license.
"But then, he remembered that Henry owed him 5 bucks from saturday night."
Yoooooooo
I know where tou got that from
He then took the next best thing, his daughters life
William wondered if perhaps he had gone too far in his evil deeds, but figured 5 children for 5 dollars was a reasonable trade off
@@Bunny_Billfor all you people wondering murder is bad
"The happy meal didn't make me happy." -purple guy, moments before he proceeds to start the fnaf lore
"they gave me a girl toy" - William Afton moments before murdering Henry's daughter
@@Garbo_trashcan my man william fr said "Im gonna show you who's a girl" to the mcdonald's staff
Man got the unhappy meal
@@MichealllA I hate it when that happens
@@caingamin2 I know, right? I don't think Purple Guy is in the wrong here. The McDonalds worker shouldn't have given him the Unhappy Meal
Imagine having a car that exactly matches your skin color
Flesh-mobile
Imagine having skin that exactly matches your car color
imagine having car seats that exactly matches your skin
imagine having a car
Frisk pulling up with that yellow car
"sir, you're driving drunk."
"what seems to be the officer, problem?"
"wha-"
"i didnt kill the kids"
nice one
Dying currently thank you
I didn't Kids the Kill*
the officer would go "nice joke" knowing fnaf police🤡
"I cant believe they gave me the girls toy"
-Afton, before Charlie's death
Afton: "Maybe Charlie will like it!"
"Charlie! I got you a happy meal"
Charlie: "Ewww"
Afton: "Die."
😐
@@Sleepless_daveDave....DAVE... *WILLIAM AFTON DONT DO IT*
“Micheal…”
“Yes father?”
“Get me a 6 piece pack of McNuggets”
"Only thing you're getting... is put in a home as soon as you turn fifty."
@@SuperMonaLisaBros Michael would have to wait till Security Breach for that chance
“Father it me Micheal.. I did it. I found it. It was right where you said it would be.. The six pack chicken nuggets..
@@JustADudeOnRUclips245 "Father, why is the pizzaplex on fire?"
"BRING ME MORE DEAD CHILDREN!"
@@SuperMonaLisaBros “MICHEAL PLEASE THE HAPPY MEAL DIDN'T MAKE ME HAPPY ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN MYSELF WITH HAPPY PLEASE MICHEAL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO STARVE MICHEAL PLEASE!”
*“MICHAEL IM DRUNK HERES A BIG MAC WITH EXTRA MUSTARD”*
"BUT I DONT LIKE MUSTARD"
@@adriashep "SHUT UP AND EAT IT! YOUR DAD ATE ATLEAST 300 TODAY"
Proceeds to throw it at him full force, tripping in the process, falling to the floor and burping while muttering unintelligible drunk thoughts about creating child-killing machines.
"MICHEAL LET ME IN!! I STILL HAVENT SHOWN YOU THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER!!! I ATE IT MICHAEL"
"AND HERE ARE SOME MCNUGES WIT EXTRA REANCH"
I like to imagine that whenever William gets ownership of an item it becomes purple, and if he were to get tanned or his skin color changed all his items would also change color
William: *buys literally anything*
The item: *turns purple instantly*
So he bought Micheal???
@@Mr._Dooterno because micheal wasnt always purple
@@huggystoriesbr7998 that was what I meant, Michael pre sister location was a free man, but then he became property of Afton robotics
@@Mr._Dooter that has a double meaning since he is now a property of afton robotics because he is purple but also of ennard who is an amalgamation of a lot of animatronics built in afton robotics
“The Coke Zero wasn’t zero dollars.” -purple guy, *calmly* yelling at the cashier of mcdonalds
Calmy william inserted the knife
@@sansationalgaming8420The cashier fell down, *calmly* dying
The cashier *calmly* called 911 and the police is *calmly* coming @@Jawley_
@@sansationalgaming8420Jevil
“Dumbledore said calmly”
"Officer....You see *hiccups*.....I'm just as shocked as you, I mean why are all the other cars driving the wrong direction."
Man, I fucking hate it when cars start thinking they own your road
Lmao
i mean he *is* British
“On the off chance that you find a young girl named Charlotte Emily with multiple stab wounds outside a pizzeria a few miles away, I had nothing to do with it. In fact, I don’t know anyone named Charlotte Emily.”
he could be right in his own right, after all the man is brit
Cop: sir, do you know how fast you were going sir
William: I didn't kill the kids
Cop: what-
William: what
“Sir I’m giving you a ticket-“
“Follow me to the safe-room”
“What?”
“What?”
what seems to be the officer problem moment
William: "Your dog is in the safe room"
Cop: "What!? You had my missing dog?!"
William: "Yes officer I did have your dog, but now he in the back room of a Fazbear restaurant. But if you follow me I can take you to him"
Cop: "My dog is female..."
William: "And how was I supposed know that! Now follow me please so you can find your dog officer..."
Cop: "Ok lead the way sir"
*William drives down to a Fazbear restaurant while the Cop follows closely behind. They both get out of their cars*
William: "Not much farther now Officer"
Cop: "You better be telling the truth about my dog"
William: "Why would I lie there is no point"
Cop: "So this is the safe room?"
William: "Yes sir it is...your dog is inside"
*The Cop hesitantly walks inside the safe room he looks around and doesn't find his dog then he hear the door lock behind him*
Cop: "What is the meaning of this!!"
William: "Well~ I don't like you one bit so you have to go bye bye"
Cop: "What is that mean!?"
*Then William moves incrediblely fast towards the Cop then the Cops vision go's black...*
☆THE END HOPE YOU ENJOYED☆
@@Dave_Miller *CLAPPING*
THATS AMAZING
"I dont think that was an ice cream machine I stabbed" - William Afton
“I should be repairing the broken relationship of my family, my wife have already signed the divorce papers, my son Michael is always depressed, Elizabeth is the only one who hasn’t changed… yet but after downing several Big Macs and a bottle of vodka, I have come to a conclusion. Murder!!”
- William Afton
Clearly this was the most obvious solution
Ironic he entirely forgets about the one who lost their frontal lobe and their life to one of his own creations lmao
I imagine he is saying this to Charlie while twiddling with with his knife
Sounds more like Felix from The Walten Files, but ok
Real quote from fnaf 5 trust
“Why am I purple” William said calmly while driving drunk in the rain after being turned away by a mustard man
"Why am I here?" The man who banged your mother said as he was suddenly teleported to a purple car.
@Marty Fourre the bang of '69
@@engikneegming8389 BAHAHAH
Nice pfp bro
@@engikneegming8389 LMAO
I love that he has just become a literally purple person in the eyes of the community
billy loman now there are two purple people.
it all changed with the advent of Squimpus
Smol thanos.
Michael at the end of Sister Location: It's *not* metaphorical!!!
I know im late but the purple tint is due to the rotting of his body due to him being dead while ennard was controlling him, take the end of SL; Custom night.
I like to think that Cassidy wasn't actually the first of the missing children that William killed, not even Henry's daughter, it was some random kid William accidentally hit with his car on the way home from McDonald's after they fucked up his meal and didn't even have the courtesy to give him a happy meal toy as a consultation. It was rainy, he wasn't in the right mindset and maybe just maybe he pressed on the gas pedal with too much enthusiasm when he saw a silhouette in the rain but ehhh we all make mistakes right?
'I don't remember putting a speed bump near the pizzeria'
Got you to 100 likes buster (Your welcome :D)
That's why there's two souls in golden Freddy
"Manslaughter? Officer, I did that on purpose."
A random kid at McDonald's: * spills soda on William *
William: ...And I took that personally
Bro really said, "Meet me at 5am. Tomorrow. On the clock. And I will totally give you a happy meal with a kids toy. and totally wont stab you and hide you in a dark alley way."
*here we see the child murderer in his natural habitat*
A 1979 Toyota Tacoma
That is mediated awful means of suffering to his victims
R/cursedcomments
666 likes👀
@@mary_merry_cherry 0-0
"What do you mean they don't sell beast burgers here?" William said calmly.
""""""""""calmly""""""""""
"Sir this is mcdonald's"
"GIVE ME THE BURGERS." william said with hesitation
"Sir this is Wendy's"
"This was the moment William snapped."
This is on my “crying at 4am” playlist. No I will not be giving an explanation.
Its so you can be smiling at 5am, duh
fair
You always save a video like this for when you are done crying and need to feel better
May I suggest adding the portal turret song to that list? That's a mainstay on mine. Cara Mi Addio. Good final song for the Playlist, play it when you're outta tears.
@@plague8163 yes because its almost 6 am.
I know we were all joking around that William Afton was drunk during the events of Midnight Motorist but thanks to MatPat's definitive timeline, it may or may not be plausibly canon now
Your father is officially gone because you subscribed to a furry
If you think Matpat's word is law that sounds like a you problem
@@cosminnicolae6883bro if anyone’s father disappeared here, it sounds like yours would have
@@potato1674 people can agree with MatPat sometimes 💀
@@yallaintitthat includes scott xd
“I can’t wait to tell Micheal about my kids toy” thinks William while chugging a 5th bottle of scrumpy while driving his honda civil
“Look! Michael! It’s a plastic minion from the hit 2010 3D-animated movie Despicable Me produced Chris Meledandri!”
@@funtimez8173"Go the fuck to bed, dad."
"No never"
Hos Honda Civil?!?
You kidding? That Car has no Grill
PURPLE MAN HAS A TESLA!!!
It should be cannon the purple guy drives a Honda civil
the idea of all the events in fnaf started because william was drunk one night and ate 16 big macs is quiet possibly the best way to sum up this franchise's lore
Yeah, sounds just about it
Man’s moved to a country half way across the world, drunk drove from a fast food place and then everything goes to shit.
it started because he hit charlotte while drunk driving then was like ''lol that was funny imma do that some more''
@@antanaskaleda1564 ik it's a joke but he didn't hit her with the car
@@andruspolanco6935 ik it's just a joke but we all know that
“I asked for extra fries, not apple slices!” -Moments before William went rogue.
The “I can’t wait to get home, watch fifteen minutes of a two hour movie, and dump half the nuggets between the couch cushions” face. I can relate.
to be honest he's accomplished a lot that night
I think that's the night when he killed Henry's daughter, right?
@@manupm9161 pretty sure? Maybe?
It's FNaF, who knows.
@@manupm9161 Very likely yeah
@@Schnort in the files of the game, the secret ending of Midnight Motorist is called Later That Night. So yes, this is the same night he murdered Charlie.
@@Schnort well the minigame is called "later that night" and it's raining so I'd assume so
He looks like he’s thinking whether did he see those animatronics looking at him funny or he just ate too much pizza that night
They looked at him funny because they were disgusted by the fact he was dunking McNuggets and entire Bigmacs into Vodka that night.
@@kaidothedrunkard nikocado avocado in a nutshell
“Maybe I should’ve asked Henry or Clara to drive me home”
Edit: If this was happening before he killed the kids
@@karelsimek5871 Nah, Nick is worse. He's fully aware and accepting of his horrible state.
He probably yiffed the fox just like on day shift at freddies
I loved it when he said "I ALWAYS DRINK AND DRIVE"
truly inspirational
"Can't believe they kicked me out of Mcdonalds, I gotta start my own restaurant joint. "
It's 10x better if you imagine Henry holding his dead daughter as William is drunk driving from McDonald's
Agreed.
Yes, yes it is
Me after successfully stabbing yet another small child in a dark alleyway (I went to Mcdonalds to celebrate)
Henry: "NOOOOOOO PLEASE, PLEASE NO, COME BACK."
William: "Yeah, i'll have 2 happy meals with that, and an ice cream, can you put extra cheese in one of them?"
@@kalmin4354 Cashier: Alright, two happy meals and an ice cream with cheese. Is that all?
William: I want a beese churger.
The Man Behind The Vehicular ManSlaughter
Thanks now i can't get those two words outta my head
Edit 6: deleted all the other edits lol it was just cringe shit about how many likes this got...
So thanks for the likes I guess ;)
Massively underrated comment
Lol
Lol
the man behind mcdonals
Cashier : Sorry we are out of childrens ice cream scoops.
William : That's okay, i brought my own Children scooper.
Cashier : What?
William : What?
*a thousand whats later*
I came here from a terrible, terrible argument that had me bawling like a babe. Just a minute in I'm vibing, tears dried on my face, purple mystery maniac cruising round my brain. Thanks, Pizza Poosta, the truth about that night set me free.
Me too! Bro we came from the same place. This fricken video is healing, somehow lol
@@skunkywild2116 absolutely. I come back to it now every time I don't feel good, and it always helps... love it.
True, this music has healing effects
""Hey Micheal, you think it'd be weird if I made a robot dog?"
"What?"
"Yeah, I'd name him Sparky and I'd just put him in shadowy corners to mess with people"
"Dad, stop calling me, it's four in the morning"
And it ended up being named fetch
"What if he like... went bark instead of woof? Hahaha-"
*HUNG UP - 4:15 A.M*
"He had one too many nuggies. Fuck me."
Probably isn't intentional but I get heavy Blackjack vibes from DSAF
@@miers2002t’s referencing a hoax relating to the first FNAF game, dumby.
"Hey Micheal, you think it'd be weird if I made a copy of myself inside of a vr video game?"
"Dad please go fuck to sleep"
Never ask:
A man his height,
A woman her cup size
William Afton what he had for dinner
Charlette Emily
@@jackocoyne7841 wt
mackstricks
macdonal
@@jackocoyne7841 Charlotte Motor Speedway
"William. Why did you murder the kids?"
*I got McMad*
He didnt even stab Charlie he threw a large McDonalds Ice Tea out the passenger window killing her on impact without even stopping or slowing down
when he saw her dead body he said “oi, wats all dis den”
"One percent represent!"/ref
yeet
There is nothing in the game that contradicts this being exactly how it went down
McDonald’s has never been proven to be canon. Other than that I think you could legit put this as the real reason he murdered Charlie and it would fit in
@@gcullen576 The fact that the only part of this that may not fit in is the idea of McDonald's existing in the fnaf universe at the time is both extremely hilarious, but, also makes me stare in shock _because it isn't wrong._
@@Moon-Archive McDonalds wants you to believe there’s 100% white meat in their nuggets but it’s just Remnant
@@gcullen576 it also hasn't been disproven which is why I will continue to believe that the FNAF lore started with 20 big macs.
@@gcullen576yeah well what if Freddy Fazbear's isn't canon either/j
*crying kid voice* "help my dad is drunk driving and he stole my fucking happy meal"
*8-bit noises*
No wonder he's always *crying*
Evan is tied up in the back of the car.
The McDonalds Employee: "Sir you need to move out of the drive-thru, other people want to order"
William on his 23rd filet-o-fish: "HE’LL BE SORRY WHEN HE GETS BACK”
Use this as study music. This beautiful image sits there and watches me while I have a mental breakdown over my future and what life after highschool will be like
It will be macdonal
It's like he's saying "But hey, at least you're not me!"
And as you're crying into a pillow, he watches you from his car... Thinking about how he got pickles on his big Mac.
if all goes wrong, i know a pizza company that can help you manage your very own restaurant
Can identify with this.
Something that always got me about William is that he did a drive-by stabbing. I've never seen that before. Truly an inventor and a leader in all his crafts.
Well, you see, William took the American classic of the drive-by shooting and put a novel twist on it, inspired by the shank culture of his native homeland Britain.
@@DanielAlves-xe4om I think he just was too lazy to get a gun license and wanted to finally see some use for his knife he always brought with him after acquiring his knife license.
the dude's a visionary
@@DanielAlves-xe4om You joke but that's not even a bad theory lol. I'm from the UK and I've never heard a drive by stabbing, but I'm sure william would .
@@ghosty8193 I'm from the UK too mate XD Believe me, William would be the visionary to put that idea together.
"We're goin' tuh vegas! Old Sport"
-william afton, seconds before driving directly into a nearby Macdonalds at roughly 79 miles per hour
Love that reference
#mymom
Holy shit that's a dsaf ref
In that moment afton became dave miller
Jake: Dave, that is not a McDonald that is a Wendy's!!!!
"Micheal."
"Yes father?"
"Hand me the Grimace shake."
Ruh roh.
So THATS why hes purple!
It was at this moment we realized that William was indeed not lovin’ it.
The real reason why he killed the children: he was simply drunk
Throughout the Franchise William was just constantly Drunk off his ass, even as Springtrap and Glitchtrap.
He doesn't know what he's doing nor does he know what's going on most of the time.
"You took everything from me."
"I don't even know who you are."
"I always come back... from the pub drunk as hell"
"Whenever I run out of booze I always get my Coat, get my Car Keys, go into my Car and drive to any open Bar or Gas Station. Then I pull out a Desert Eagle and Demand all the Alcohol they have.
I also kill the cashiers that are present and take both their bodies and the Alcohol with me. Typically I like dumping them into a McDonald's Trash Bin as an act of revenge for giving me food poisoning that one time several decades back, but time to time I dump the bodies at a Chuck-E-Cheese or Arby's.
It's clean, quick and nobody notices. And if they do, they can't pin me to the crime nor suspect my involvement. I won't tell you why exactly, though, that's my little secret."
“Where are my kids Felix”
I don’t think getting that happy meal made him very happy........his face tells me they gave him food poisoning....
its a permanent reminder of the stroke he had at that very mcdonalds
And he got purple on the way home after the food poisoning
Explains why he turned orange, too much yellow food
He had a stroke after getting a girl's toy in the happy meal
Thats why i dont eat there anymore
William Afton starting the Fnaf lore by drunk-driving is now a part of my headcannon.
“Sir you were going 80 in a 20 what’s the big deal with that?”
William- “I didn’t kill the kids back in 87’ I promise”
I like to think William is a pretty chill dude when sober. But goes around killing kids when he's absolutely hammered and has no memory of it the next morning
This is my new headcannon. He gets a god complex when potted
Very accurate depiction of him
was*
When he became Springtrap he permanently got a bit of vodka on his lip and now he's just permanently drunk.
And yes, Glitchtrap is modeled after drunk William.
"It's now the jannies' problem" he thought to himself, the man behind the slaughter.
Putting it at 2x makes it sound like William is driving so fast that he's breaking the sound barrier just so he can deck Micheal in the face for sneaking off
Lmfao
“why do I hear boss music” lol
@ReDuV- they believe that michael afton was the crying child
like an *_IDIOT_*
@ReDuV- Imo Michael (the older brother) was the one who snuck out. The Crying Child died very young - way too young to have ever been breaking windows and sneaking off in the night. That's a teenager move, and CC never got to be a teenager.
i'm imagining this fat purple bastard in the front of a lazily rattlecanned purple 90's civic going 110 down the highway and then flying through a house and proceeding to continue like it didn't happen
The way he slumps into his seat is way funnier than it needs to be
After an official interview with the owner of the Freddy Fazbear franchise William Afton aka Purple Guy, it has been confirmed that his parents are indeed Blue Guy and Red Girl.
Holy shit no way
@@sansationalgaming8420 Way
fr fr way?
William took both of the pills
**Helps develop futuristic never seen before mechanical pieces of work**
**Feels like killing a bunch of kids**
**Completely ruins hugely profitable project**
**Refuses to elaborate**
**Dies**
**Comes back in 3 different occasions**
Chad
**While drunk*
What a legend.
Bruh vanessa has those big shoes to fill
profit
Grimace quits his job at McDonald’s and drives aimlessly to try and fix his broken life
B r u h This comments underrated af what fuck?
actually not gonna unsee this one when I see Grimace now
grimace would later legally change his name to "william afton", get married, have children, then build robots that dispense ice cream and murder people
glad to see no refrences to the grimace shake here
@@bigflat3802NOT UNDERRATED
This video deserves the award of best comment section to ever exist
like this comment, for example.
I had this playing while on a reading assignment, and I was gonna describe a house as Large, wooden, and sturdy, but instead I accidentally put, Large, wooden, and can get sturdy. 10/10 best hour of my life.
The community went: if even Scott doesnt take William seriously anymore, neither will we
Why hello there,
@@McLyney oh hey there springtrap
I feel like in community it was since the very begging
@@1th_to_comment. OLD SPORT
Scott stopped taking Sprintrap seriously in FNaF 6. The man was alive and concious stuck in a room for 30 years with spring locks piercing through his body the whole time. Yet he acts like a generic super villain in FNaF 6. And security breach William just has the name and design
I have no purpose in life, don't feel romantic attraction and am overall lonely and depressed - but man does this music make my brain feel happier.
same 💀🗣🗣
mew or ropemaxx, your choice
I love how neither the community nor scott take willian seriously anymore
"That didn't feel like a speedbump, wait why am I at the pizzeria?"
Nooo
vehicular manslaughter time
@Ted Last name NOOOOO 😭😭😭
@tedlastname2175
I want that to be what the song is.
Please.
@Ted Last name YES
*I love how this video is 4 years old yet everything from the title, art and comments make it feel like it was released yesterday*
FNaF meme community solidarity
That's FNAF good side for ya
OMG YES,
tbh i thought this video came out like 2 weeks ago
Yes
I am watching this less than 24hrs after FuhNaff released his (very good) Midnight Motorist theory. It seems like the perfect occasion.
whenever i learn how to drive, im gonna play this is the car wherever i go when its raining. can't wait to see my dad's face when he hears this on my radio.
Better hold up this comment
William Afton driving all the way to Nebraska and back just to kidnap a kid that lives in the same town as him
IF THEY DONT HAVE A WORKING ICE CREAM MACHINE, IM GONNA MAKE ONE GODDDDDDDDDDDAMNIT
Ice cream machine lore:
McDonald's has a ice machine from a crap company and cost a lot and they usually break and the only way to fix them is by having a really expensive builder by the same company
"The misadventures of Elizabeth, the Ice cream Dispenser"
and that's how Circus Baby was born
I mean he did make a working one didn’t he
Oh look. His car has five seats. Perfect for his happy family of five, I’m sure.
Nah one of them has to go in the trunk
I like how the only charictor from the afton family that isn't some what alive is Williams wife,the rest are alive in some form
@@tcsgfjdjdfhjsdhsjbxhff I thought his wife was in Ballora or something?
@@Reaperlevii yeah but balleora is gone because she got burned in fnaf 6
@@tcsgfjdjdfhjsdhsjbxhff no ballora doesnt appears in FNAF PZ, she dies on FNAF SL when she gets scopped.
Funtime freddy and Baby return in PZ as scrapped baby and molten freddy
Bro really be driving the Aftonmobile💀
I’m not even kidding. Listened to this for about two hours one day while doing my homework. It’s still in my head. It’s such a good theme, that it’s been stuck in my head since last year.
i have been listening to it for seven hours straight. while doing nothing. and half asleep. haven't been asleep in 21 hours.
I've gone to work, worked on homework, doing chores, listened doing nothing, all with this playing in the background... it feels like a theme song at this point
William didn’t stab Charlie he ran her over while drunk.
Reminds me of Felix crashing and killing children.
Thars the fucker...
*Accelerates into Charlie*
Wooooo! Fuck you Henry!
@@ECWPlays XD
ayo what the dog doin !
He was showing up to work drunk, nailed her in the parking lot with his front bumper, went “OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK” and stabbed her to cover it up
When the bully takes your lunch money so you take his life:
And then buy 34 filet o' fish with his money
@@offizier_n.3741 lol
Lmao
First I pour the cereal,
Then I pour the milk.
BREAKFAST my friend!
*Henry still owes me five dollars…*
henry was buying lefty
Children see a cold and calculated murderer running away from his last crime scene
Real men see a drunk 40 year old father who was just turned away from a children's pizzarea
i just love ur channel name XD
Nice pfp
What universe is this again? And more importantly,where is old sport?
This is the only extended version of this song with an actual good transition of the repeat
ty mate
Heh you should see legal woes its transiton
@@pizzapoosta your creation is amazing
this reminds me of "what seems to be the officer problem"
@@oldsport9136A South Park reference?
Here’s the timeline that my friend and I have made up for this video:
-William kills Charlie
-William goes to MacDonald’s
-William intentionally gets drunk for the sole purpose of driving
-William drunk drives home
matpat has to make a hour long video about this theory
Evan comotized...
Elizabeth taken...
Henry betrayed me...
Micheal hates me...
At least...
These amazing McDonald's meals will never leave me...
*Downs two liters of whiskey*
Willam Afton is the only man able to exceed the chicken nugget limit
Yes
He actually can’t, but the employees don’t bother to tell him off anymore
“Listen here, you sixteen piece chicken Mc-nobody!”
-Lorn
413
William Afton IS the Chicken Nugget limit
Sequel: Michael Afton in a rabbit suit on steroids drives to Sooubway to order a 50 foot long sandwich
Ah a fellow odd1sout fan
XD
The trequel: Henry in a crappy fredbear costume also on high amounts of alcohol driving to dominos to order a 20 foot diameter pizza with extra cheese
the quadquel: Fredbear (Evan) drives to Arby's to order an explosive burger
@@the_real_kel I too, am an avid consumer of cringe
@@fnafworldfredbear1492 the fivequel: Dave Miller breaks into McDonalds to repair the fabled icecream machine
“What’s the only thing better than McDonald’s? Mcmurder!” - William Afton
I’m scared
“Listen here, you sixteen piece chicken Mc-nobody!”
-Lorn
He then brutally Mckilled Charlie.
I love how the comments are making an alt canon for Afton where he's basically just an old drunk boomer with an addiction to McDonalds
There’s just something about the composure of this picture that just.
The trees. The McDonald’s sign. The way the car looks too wide and almost like it’s curving? The misaligned lights. The way the whole car (wheels included) is the same colour as William’s skin. The fact that the car looks like it has no windows. The wheel? Stomach? The fact I don’t know if it’s a wheel or a stomach? William’s face. His double chin. The way he looks at the low-quality rain jpeg. The general low quality. Idk how but it’s making me go insane
I thought the double chin was a smile and that he just had a funny blob in the middle of his face. I can’t see anything else, even if I try to see it.
@@The.Goblin.King... How to unsee
@@kassiaactuallydraws9361 Uhm, I dunno, ask someone who has the ability to unsee things. 💀👍
The entire image looks like it's drunk from McChickens
@@kassiaactuallydraws9361just close your eyes and imagine this exact picture, but now imagine the large black blob as his mouth and not something else, that should work
I deadass can’t tell if that round thing below William’s head is a steering wheel or his stomach.
he put remnant in da car now it drives itself
@@thathollowknightplushthath1465 it drives itself
@@thathollowknightplushthath1465 If Glitchtrap is destroyed, William's Car will carry on the legacy.
@@thathollowknightplushthath1465 They just get hit half way across the street. The Car inherits William's Crippling Alcohol Addiction and just has Vodka bottles everywhere.
meanwhile I'm wondering if the thing below what should be his mouth is another mouth or his chin
I never played FNaF, nor do I plan, but I love having the thought that William Afton literally looks like a purple stick man in real life. With 8 bit stuff and everything.
-Sir what do you want?
-A big mac, soda, a box of 6 mcnuggets and a fries
-Ok what will be the payment method?
-I have this dead body-
I know the big black square is his mouth but now they look like a nose and he's just real happy
what i see is a mustache
He has a *second chin*
@@eb7620 that's what I see but it still looks like a mouth
Evan Dunn I cant Unsee it now, thanks
What
The
H-E-double chica arms
The reason why William Afton always comes back is because he can't resist the delicious goodness that is the Big Mac.
“ *MICHEAL! MICHEAL! CAN I BORROW 99 CENTS FOR A BIG MAC?* “
I appreciate how out of all the extended loops of this song on youtube, this one actually makes the loop seamlessly transition instead of just keeping a jarring cut between loops.
Afton pulling up to the mcdonalds like “you know what i’m here for”
McDonald's employee: **loads rifle**
@@missilluminati3389 shit's about to go western
William: Give me a Number 9
"The usual, please"
A number 6 with extra dip
“M-MICHAL, IIIIMMMM DRUNK. I-I BROUGHT YOU A T-TEN PIECE CHI-ICKEN NUGGETS. US-USE THEM WIS-WISELY.”
How do you use nuggets wisely?
@@bobberman4641 I T S. D R U N K
He’s a providing father
💀💀💀
MICHAEL DONT GIVE THOSE CHICKEN NUGGETS TO THE CHILD! I 'burp' PISSED ON THEM!
michael: what the fu-
Can't believe "fnaf pizza sim drunk driving" is in my search history now bc I couldn't remember what this was called
i looked away for a sec, and now i see that he has a big smile, and his mouth is his mustache.
How dare you give me this curse 😭
He looks like the type of guy to ask: "Are ya winnin' son?" and if I'm not winning, he gets the belt
Or the Springlock suit
not looks... he is
@@miers2002 do you need a hug, lil guy?
@@Fnafiac yeah...🥹
@@miers2002 *hugs*