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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • Sharpe finds General Simmerson tied to the sun in the fort.
    From Sharpe's Peril: On their way home to England, Richard Sharpe and Patrick Harper reluctantly agree to escort Marie-Angelique Bonnet to the hill fort of Kalimgong, where her fiancé, Major Joubert is stationed. They encounter a baggage train heading to Madras, made up of soldiers from the King's and the East India Company's armies, commanded by the young Ensign Beauclere, engineer Major Tredinnick, and Subedar Pillai.
    Arriving at Kalimgong, Sharpe and Harper find the entire garrison killed, with the exception of the fort's commander, General Sir Henry Simmerson, Sharpe's old enemy. Strung up naked in the courtyard, Simmerson's mind is addled with the heat and he seems to only speak nonsense, such as "save the harvest." Major Joubert is not among the dead, to Marie-Angelique's relief, but neither are the Company ledgers that reveal what has been stolen from the fort. The Subedar dies.
    Continuing on, the train finds a farming village destroyed by bandits, the entire harvest stolen, and everyone dead but a young girl who witnessed the attack. Between what the girl saw and Simmerson's addled ramblings, Sharpe realises that not only were these people growing opium for the Company, but Colonel Count Dragomirov and Major Joubert were responsible for the slaughter in the village and at Kalimgong, using bandits as scapegoats.
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Комментарии • 688

  • @dhunter1133
    @dhunter1133 2 года назад +332

    Wellington: "You have three choices: you can hide in England, be a hero in Spain, or sunbathe in India. I will help you get a tan."

    • @DogSerious
      @DogSerious 5 месяцев назад +3

      And a tur'ban.

  • @darrenerrington8105
    @darrenerrington8105 3 года назад +2369

    On first engaging the blistering sun, I lay in it with no sun factor on, that's my style sir!

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 3 года назад +112

      *Deep, cold, barely repressed rage stare*

    • @bertfrantic
      @bertfrantic 3 года назад +17

      Very good !

    • @fredgodling5914
      @fredgodling5914 3 года назад +300

      Wellington: "I have here a report from the sun that somewhat differs from your account Sir Henry".
      Sir Henry: "With all due respect, the sun is merely a ball of fire".
      Wellington: "The suns coat buttons up over a number of duties".

    • @MrJohnycomelately21
      @MrJohnycomelately21 3 года назад +156

      The fault was not mine sir! Major Sunhat must answer n

    • @ViscountSandwich
      @ViscountSandwich 3 года назад +183

      MAJOR SUNHAT ANSWERED WITH HIS LIFE!

  • @jordanhicks5131
    @jordanhicks5131 3 года назад +843

    General Simmerson became General Simmer-In-The-Sun

    • @seanchan7167
      @seanchan7167 3 года назад +23

      GOD DAMMIT

    • @james87367
      @james87367 3 года назад +9

      😂 He'll need a extra bleeding after that.

    • @EJ160E
      @EJ160E 3 года назад +15

      now THAT'S soldiering!!!

    • @MrRugbylane
      @MrRugbylane 3 года назад +6

      You are goin to Hell for that one 🙂

    • @GreedlingRush
      @GreedlingRush 3 года назад +1

      kek

  • @Jeffko78
    @Jeffko78 3 года назад +1889

    - "This is a report from Major Sunshine which differs somewhat from your account, Sir Henry."
    - "Major Sunshine is merely a main-sequence star, sir."
    - "Major Sunshine’s coat buttons up tight over a number of other duties, Sir Henry. Major Sunshine reports a number of losses, Sir Henry. He says you first lost your head, when instead of putting on a sunhat, you went without it. He says you then lost your nerve and ran from a small Sunglass Hut. He says you lost your towel, your bathing suit and two bottles of water. He says you then lost your sense of honour and destroyed the beach cabana, cutting off shade for a beach party led by Lieutenant Sharpe. Major Sunshine leaves the worst to the last... He says you lost the King’s Suncream.

    • @WNShadow814
      @WNShadow814 3 года назад +385

      That fault was not mine sir, major cloud cover must answer......

    • @Jeffko78
      @Jeffko78 3 года назад +370

      @@WNShadow814 MAJOR CLOUD COVER ANSWERED WITH HIS LIFE, AS YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IF YOU HAD ANY SENSE OF HONOUR!! You lost the Suncream of the King of England!

    • @WNShadow814
      @WNShadow814 3 года назад +351

      @@Jeffko78 I have a cousin at climate control sir, and I have friends at the weather channel

    • @Jeffko78
      @Jeffko78 3 года назад +332

      @@WNShadow814 He who loses the King’s Suncream, loses the King’s friendship. You have two choices, either peel in England or wear proper SPF in Spain. I shall help you to wear SPF.

    • @WNShadow814
      @WNShadow814 3 года назад +90

      @@Jeffko78 now look here, you both dip into my sun loungers. Those loungers are now closed as long as Sharpe struts about sneering with his new tan!

  • @Daz555Daz
    @Daz555Daz 3 года назад +1245

    Sharpe is so badass he even managed to keep Sean Bean alive.

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 3 года назад +54

      Playing Sharpe is the reason Bean now has to die in pretty much every movie hes been in since.

    • @dlmofva51
      @dlmofva51 2 года назад +15

      Now that's soldiering !!

    • @scorpiongod101
      @scorpiongod101 2 года назад +8

      His death in everything else helps maintain the illusion of sean beans mortality

    • @crazyrabbits
      @crazyrabbits 2 года назад +4

      @@davidtuttle7556 - Which is doubly hilarious because he's supposed to die in the Silent Hill film series (his character, Harry, is explicitly said to be dead in the first film), and yet he somehow survives Revelation 3D.

    • @davidtuttle7556
      @davidtuttle7556 2 года назад +1

      @@crazyrabbits Never viewed Silent Hill. I’ll have to check it out.

  • @HenriHerbert88
    @HenriHerbert88 3 года назад +855

    You may say the ground is tied to me by rope. Is it a tie of rope to tie my tongue and deprive a sunburned man of water? No sir.

    • @michaelwhittaker5432
      @michaelwhittaker5432 3 года назад +27

      Now thats funny !!! and rather slightly clever - good show

    • @pixsilvb9638
      @pixsilvb9638 3 года назад +42

      The newly gazetted Captain Hindi Sun.

    • @modernsophist
      @modernsophist 3 года назад +5

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @munta1967
      @munta1967 3 года назад +6

      brill comment :)

    • @EricWilke1141987
      @EricWilke1141987 3 года назад +22

      THE SUN ANSWERED WITH HIS LIFE AS YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IF YOU HAD ANY SENSE OF HONOUR!!

  • @OlrikMeister
    @OlrikMeister 3 года назад +305

    Dammit all he needed was for someone to bleed him and he would be up and at em in no time.

    • @TheMicroTrak
      @TheMicroTrak 3 года назад +6

      As a man of science, I would only bleed him if he exhibited Marthambles.

    • @digitalradiohacker
      @digitalradiohacker 3 года назад +10

      Whilst your doctoring is not soldiering, it IS ripe. A lashing always brings on a spleen don't you find?
      Let him again dammit!

    • @storbokki371
      @storbokki371 3 года назад +3

      @@TheMicroTrak Pretty sure everything under the sun was 'exhibited' already.

  • @dlxmarks
    @dlxmarks 2 года назад +497

    Simmerson appears in only two novels and is mentioned in a third. Michael Cochrane turned him into such a fan favorite that he got to play him in five Sharpe productions.

    • @SuperSparrow45
      @SuperSparrow45 2 года назад +132

      "Well sir, upon first sighting the new material, I inserted myself into it. That's my style sir!"

    • @DrTelf
      @DrTelf 2 года назад +95

      "I have a cousin at HarperCollins Publishing, sir, and friends with the Cornwells"

    • @schubertuk
      @schubertuk 2 года назад +17

      Everybody loves someone to hate in a good story, and Michael Cochrane ensured that Simmerson was every bit that person!

    • @handpaper6871
      @handpaper6871 2 года назад +16

      @@schubertuk I think Bernard Cornwell is on record as regretting killing off Obadiah Hakeswill at the end of 'Sharpe's Enemy,' saying that a good antagonist is priceless.

    • @adunreathcooper
      @adunreathcooper 2 года назад

      He's such a vicious, unprincipled arsehole lol

  • @julianaylor4351
    @julianaylor4351 3 года назад +416

    And Simmerson thought the worst thing that, could happen to him was being beaten in a sword fight with an Irish priest. 😆

    • @MrBendylaw
      @MrBendylaw 2 года назад +9

      In my personal head-canon, the Irish priest visited him just before Sharpe. "Just droppin' by to say a word, and glory in this beauty of a daybreak, eh Henry? Anything you want to say to our Lord the Redeemer"?

  • @Maulinator69
    @Maulinator69 3 года назад +393

    I always liked the scene at the end of this film where Simmerson thanks Sharpe and wishes him well... and Richard can't believe what he's hearing 🤣

    • @elamplough1
      @elamplough1 3 года назад +48

      When Simmerson offers his hand, the look on Sharpe's face is priceless. He was utterly lost for words.

    • @forlornhope7121
      @forlornhope7121 3 года назад +38

      Loved that scene. Simmerson was so genuine too. Sharpe, well, he was speechless.

    • @dallassukerkin6878
      @dallassukerkin6878 3 года назад +34

      Aye, a shock indeed. Even the vilest and weakest of men can on occasion rise to be decent.

    • @WackadoodleMalarkey
      @WackadoodleMalarkey 2 года назад +8

      It's kind of the face Kong makes when godzilla uses his breath to supercharge the ancestral axe

    • @kettch777
      @kettch777 Год назад +4

      In the books, Sir Henry, despite his earlier wicked ways, was a loyal ally of Sharpe from that point on, and eventually a friend.

  • @TherealSBlair
    @TherealSBlair 3 года назад +256

    "Sweetest name in all the world" I'm surprised Sharpe didn't fall down in hysterical laughter at that.

  • @Tapsomebong234
    @Tapsomebong234 3 года назад +138

    Major Lennox won't be able to answer for this one.

    • @bartoszpinczewski3346
      @bartoszpinczewski3346 3 года назад

      Hmmm its different but Mayor Lennox didnt die in Sharpe's Eagle?

    • @garvendreis1685
      @garvendreis1685 3 года назад +4

      @@bartoszpinczewski3346 that's the joke my friend

    • @bartoszpinczewski3346
      @bartoszpinczewski3346 3 года назад

      @@garvendreis1685 oh ok i understand

    • @edipires15
      @edipires15 3 года назад +6

      @@bartoszpinczewski3346 yes because of Simmerson’s incompetence. When Simmerson said to Wellington that Lennox should answer for the lost of the King’s Colours , an enraged Wellington brilliant replied: “MAJOR LANNOX ANSWERED WITH HIS LIFE, AS YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IF YOU HAD ANY SENSE OF HONOR!!!”

    • @bartoszpinczewski3346
      @bartoszpinczewski3346 3 года назад

      @@edipires15 yeah I remember this scene

  • @talavera9515
    @talavera9515 3 года назад +651

    "But he's MY stupid malicious bastard - and I say he lives.
    "
    That is not only soldiering, it's being the bigger man. I hope Sharpe doesn't come to regret it.

    • @richardmoore5347
      @richardmoore5347 3 года назад +51

      What is the point in being the bigger man, if it so often leads to regret?
      How much evil could be prevented if Sharpe (or others in similar circumstances) got over their scrupples and just shot the bastard?

    • @talavera9515
      @talavera9515 3 года назад +29

      @@richardmoore5347 That's a fair point and I tend to agree, but when all is done we have to live with ourselves. I'm missing the context here as I have not seen the full episode, but by this stage in his life Sharpe has had experience of a different world, one where he didn't have to be alert for kill-or-be-killed every single minute, and that perhaps allowed him to develop aspects of his personality which could not mature while on campaign.

    • @richardmoore5347
      @richardmoore5347 3 года назад +27

      @@talavera9515 I would agree with the assessment of character maturity on the part of Sharpe (probably why he chose to not shoot him), but after what we have all seen of Simmerson (Sharpe included), he is the type of person who is arogant enough, and vindictive enough to try to ruin Sharpe for saving his life (shame, or some such reason).
      An enemy like that is dangerous to be left alive, and Sharpe most of all should realize that.

    • @talavera9515
      @talavera9515 3 года назад +6

      @@richardmoore5347 I'm sure you're right, and I look forward to finding out what happens next. At the same time though, I've only just discovered this little community and these uploads, and I don't want it to end too soon!

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 3 года назад +10

      @@talavera9515
      Appreciating our motley group and making a major event from the series a part of your screen name?
      That's soldiering.

  • @donaldcampbell3043
    @donaldcampbell3043 3 года назад +135

    I actually liked the way things ended between Simmerson and Sharpe... it was actual growth on the part of the Simmerson character...

  • @Rekaert
    @Rekaert Месяц назад +4

    I love how the comments section on every Sharpe vid you can find the following three types of comments.
    1: Variations on the "That's Soldiering!" line.
    2: Variations on the "That's my style, sir!" line.
    3: Observing that Sharpe is one of the precious few characters to survive being portrayed by Sean Bean.

    • @Puffngruff
      @Puffngruff Месяц назад +1

      Now, that's commenting! You have an observation and you post it. That's your style, sir.

  • @runner1181
    @runner1181 3 года назад +194

    "A good flogging will make Simmerson a better solder" - Simmerson

  • @Rapscallion2009
    @Rapscallion2009 2 года назад +101

    Sharpe is right, too. Killing in battle is one thing, killing for your own satisfaction is another. You have to be able to live with yourself at the end of the day.

    • @richtheunstable3359
      @richtheunstable3359 9 месяцев назад +1

      He did take a shot at the prince of orange.

    • @slygoose7740
      @slygoose7740 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@richtheunstable3359 that was at battle, so its fine

  • @skintrader100
    @skintrader100 2 года назад +64

    "Sweetest name in all the world". Even being his enemy hearing his name gave him joy that he had been saved. Sharpe also had a familiar attachment to Simmerson and felt sorry for him. They were on the same side.

  • @levilevis9032
    @levilevis9032 2 года назад +57

    "With no more adversaries in sigh, I decided to challenge the sun to a staring competition, rudely interrupted by Mister Sharpe, sir."

  • @robschannel4512
    @robschannel4512 3 года назад +67

    Simmerson, that's what you get when you lose the Kings Colours.

  • @mywifesboyfriend5741
    @mywifesboyfriend5741 3 года назад +435

    Sean Bean actually surviving through a show, now that's soldiering!

    • @benjaminosterloh3605
      @benjaminosterloh3605 3 года назад +3

      A feat only repeated with the Silent Hill movies with Bean somehow surviving both. haha

    • @protoculturejunkie
      @protoculturejunkie 3 года назад +1

      There was a second Silent Hill movie?

    • @benjaminosterloh3605
      @benjaminosterloh3605 2 года назад +1

      @@protoculturejunkie ~ Silent Hill: Revelation was the title of the sequel. Came out in 2012, with Bean starring (and surviving!) along with Kit Harrington aka Jon Snow along for the ride.

    • @julianmhall
      @julianmhall 2 года назад +2

      Now that's being the title character..

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 года назад

      An interesting open world game based on dark souls?
      That's Elden Ring!

  • @s208richard8
    @s208richard8 3 года назад +70

    No clothes on your body, an equatorial sun that's high in the sky, and a firm platform to lie on ... that's sunbathing!

  • @elestromusicgamesfun1101
    @elestromusicgamesfun1101 3 года назад +84

    Leaving a brit out in the sun like that is just cruel

    • @janpiet4740
      @janpiet4740 3 года назад +2

      Wonder if Simerson has ever gone to Ibiza or Magaluf for that matter.

    • @ryans756
      @ryans756 2 года назад +2

      You kidding? We do this to ourselves every summer. It's a national pastime.

    • @wz7285
      @wz7285 Год назад +2

      Don't call them Lobsters for nothing!

    • @FormerGovernmentHuman
      @FormerGovernmentHuman 9 месяцев назад

      @@ryans756You can see the sun in London?

    • @PrivateMcPrivate
      @PrivateMcPrivate 8 дней назад

      ​@@ryans756Lie. There is no sun in the UK.

  • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
    @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 3 года назад +233

    This somehow feels more healthy than binge watching Sopranos clips.

  • @johnspringate9386
    @johnspringate9386 3 года назад +230

    Not applying Factor 50. That's soldiering.

  • @joshthomas-moore2656
    @joshthomas-moore2656 3 года назад +70

    Of all the hells and all the demons that follow Sharpe, Simmerson is the one that he can't get rid of.

    • @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791
      @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 3 года назад +5

      So true

    • @forlornhope7121
      @forlornhope7121 3 года назад +2

      I feel like by then of the book, he'd found peace and justification . His last enemy settled, has money to live, a family and position, respect and friends earnt by sticking to his sense of honour.

    • @dwgale01
      @dwgale01 2 года назад

      If you reverse the names, you have the same situation.

  • @internetperiodista
    @internetperiodista 3 года назад +17

    Sharpe is for the British Army the same character that Hornblower is for Royal Navy...

  • @eddievhfan1984
    @eddievhfan1984 3 года назад +86

    3:36 Actually a smart move, not unlike how one shouldn't plop a full Sunday roast in front of someone who's been emaciated for weeks. Overdo their replenishment, and they'll either barf it all back up from the sudden shock to the body, or trigger a heart attack/shock.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 2 года назад

      or drown in the case of water

    • @sarahudson108
      @sarahudson108 2 года назад +8

      Heard that's what's happened after WWII , when the concentration camps were liberated, some of the poor souls died because they were given to much food too quickly, at the time they didn't know you had to slowly build them back up again, so their bodies could cope .

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 2 года назад +6

      @@sarahudson108 thankfully, that didn't happen too much before word got around
      also, fortunately, some people did know about that before hand.

    • @dandavis8300
      @dandavis8300 Год назад +1

      @@sarahudson108 --Yes. They saw they were starving so gave them K rations which they had a lot of. People started dropping dead of heart attacks. I was told this happened in Dachau by a relative who was there in the US army.

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 Год назад

      @@sarahudson108 No, at the time people did know that. Just the average GI didn't. Once the medics got wind what was happening they put a quick stop to it.

  • @TheBrianp1
    @TheBrianp1 3 года назад +198

    A pale white guy tied down in the Indian sun. Doesn't get even the slightest bit burned.
    That's WASPing.

    • @SantomPh
      @SantomPh 3 года назад +7

      You get dross from dross! But no tan from the sun

    • @stevenkimdmd
      @stevenkimdmd 3 года назад +1

      I call that genuine whitewashing...

    • @superslash7254
      @superslash7254 3 года назад +1

      They do make it look like he's got blistering beginning around his eyes.

    • @cognitivedisability9864
      @cognitivedisability9864 3 года назад

      Im pearly white, only time i got burned so bad i got blisters around my eyes was when skiing in the mountains for 8 hours straight in the sun and blistering multi-phased laser(sunlight) that reflects of the snow

    • @thundercat2000ca
      @thundercat2000ca 2 года назад +1

      They most likely didn't have the budget for a more realistic effect.

  • @kevinbaker6168
    @kevinbaker6168 2 года назад +21

    Sharpe may have rose from the "rabble" of the enlisted, but he has always shown himself to be a man of duty, honor and bravery. The very things Henry Simmerson is totally lacking

  • @konstantinosnikolakakis8125
    @konstantinosnikolakakis8125 3 года назад +201

    What do you know, Simmerson just needed a vacation

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 3 года назад +5

      Lol he looks just like I did after a whole day out on a catamaran where I forgot sunscreen

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 3 года назад +39

    Achievement Earned:
    *What Would Jesus Do?*
    Seriously, I could count the amount of people who show that kind of mercy on a single hand.

    • @cudwieser3952
      @cudwieser3952 3 года назад +4

      Achievement 2:
      Better the Devil you Know
      Who can you trust?

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 3 года назад +3

      @@cudwieser3952 That’s a good one... this is why I like this community.

    • @talavera9515
      @talavera9515 3 года назад +3

      I'm always amazed when I see that interview where Bernard Cornwell says Sharpe is not an honourable man. He absolutely is.

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 2 года назад

      @Tala Vera95
      You know how many war crimes and traitorous acts. He’s dressed in enemy uniforms, acted like a medic, used chemical warfare, and stabbed others in the back. He does what he must to win no matter how dishonourable, nothing more than what’s needed but still dishonourable.

  • @pissedoffturtle7333
    @pissedoffturtle7333 2 года назад +15

    Simmerson was actually only there for about 5 minutes. He was just burned and driven mad because he's a Brit.

    • @pvtbuddie
      @pvtbuddie 4 месяца назад

      And yet they go out in the midday sun 😕.

  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 3 года назад +25

    Not only did he lose the Kings’s Colors, but he couldn’t gain an once baking in the Indian sun.

  • @cameronschofield6440
    @cameronschofield6440 3 года назад +141

    He's a stupid malicious bastard but he's my stupid malicious bastard.
    Even if he lost the king's colours.

    • @cudwieser3952
      @cudwieser3952 3 года назад +3

      And his reds

    • @noldorwarrior7791
      @noldorwarrior7791 3 года назад +13

      Sharpe may be a rogue but its Lord Wellington's rogue.

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 3 года назад +5

      And try to blame his incompetence on Lennox who answered with his life because he has no sense of honor! Also because he tried to rape that Spanish nun

    • @favre4ever39
      @favre4ever39 3 года назад +8

      To be saved by the newly gazetted Captian Gibbons?

    • @jamesdonoughue4557
      @jamesdonoughue4557 3 года назад +4

      Well he does have a cousin at horse guard

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 3 года назад +13

    I guess he lived up to his name,
    Left to simmer in the sun

  • @patrickturner6878
    @patrickturner6878 3 года назад +63

    I love how after Simmerson takes a sip of water he says "Oh praise God! Sweet Jesus have mercy... meeeerrcyyyyy". A most detestable character indeed, but not without his redeeming qualities.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 2 года назад

      It is only a tiny percent of the populace that is truly evil and beyond redemption, but only a small percent that ever get a chance at redemption under the right circumstances

    • @spasjt
      @spasjt Год назад +5

      Rotting in the sun to die of dehydration for a few days tends to force one to realize your sins and regrets.

  • @alcohol-freebeer3642
    @alcohol-freebeer3642 Год назад +14

    The question of how the fort fell was answered seconds after the discovery of who was in command.

  • @FLAMINGBABYHEAD
    @FLAMINGBABYHEAD 3 года назад +36

    That look on their face when they walk into the fort like "Ohhhhhhhh.... we're gonna be burying bodies for a month."

  • @jmc6687
    @jmc6687 3 года назад +144

    Sean Bean did for period drama what Daniel Craig did for James Bond. Brilliant acting, gritty and raw and just damn good entertaining.

    • @joperhop
      @joperhop 3 года назад +15

      Turn a great set of films into bland boring generic action films?

    • @TheAzureNightmare
      @TheAzureNightmare 2 года назад +8

      Daniel Craig was so Simmerson's Lieutenant, a man by name of Berry.

    • @Xingmey
      @Xingmey 2 года назад +7

      Daniel craig was one of the worst bonds....

    • @michaelkeha
      @michaelkeha 2 года назад +7

      No Craig ruined Bond

    • @wlewisiii
      @wlewisiii 2 года назад +5

      @@joperhop Saved a vile series from the trash and made them worth watching is more like it. best Bond of them all.

  • @ThroatSore
    @ThroatSore 3 года назад +21

    Simmerson!
    If a hero is only as good as he nemesis then we k ow why this was such a great series. Bean and his men were super, and the villains were so well played.

  • @adamsergeant9486
    @adamsergeant9486 3 года назад +22

    Major Hogan reports a number of losses, Sir Henry. He says you first lost your head and instead of putting on your suncream, you discarded it. On sighting a small glint of sun, you removed your clothes before panicking and also removing your hat, effectively cutting off any chance of escaping without sunburn. He says you lost two boots, two stockings a tunic and your breeches. Major Hogan leaves the worst till last. You lost the sunglasses of the King of England.

    • @Shadowdoc26
      @Shadowdoc26 Год назад +3

      The fault was not mine sir. Major umbrella must answer.

    • @schaferhundschmidt1798
      @schaferhundschmidt1798 Год назад

      @@Shadowdoc26 Major Umbrella answered with the very fabric of his life, as you should have if you'd had any sense! You disgraced your self, Sir! I'm surprised you weren't found lying in a pool of your own excrement, Sir! You will answer!
      You will be demoted to Ensign. If I wipe your nose in it, I shall gain great delight. I shall appoint you to serve as Major Sharpe's Aide de Toilette. You will wipe and wash. Major Sharpe put up a good defense of the fort, I shall promote him to Col.

  • @paradox7358
    @paradox7358 3 года назад +33

    I hope Simmerson was wearing his factor fifty?

  • @Lightingwarrior
    @Lightingwarrior 3 года назад +47

    Sharpe showed more mercy than I would have for Simmerson

    • @georgebuller1914
      @georgebuller1914 2 года назад

      Ha-Ha! Then - Sir - you hadn't read the script! ;-)

    • @Lightingwarrior
      @Lightingwarrior 2 года назад

      @@georgebuller1914 And what was in that

    • @georgebuller1914
      @georgebuller1914 2 года назад

      @@Lightingwarrior Good Lord Sir, are you a nincompoop? - 'Tis whatever occurred in this piece of theatre!

    • @Lightingwarrior
      @Lightingwarrior 2 года назад

      @@georgebuller1914 not everything that is in a script appears smart ass as often enough stuff is taken out or removed from script when filming. Furthermore ur comment makes no sense since it doesn't change the point l made which was Sharpe showed more mercy to one of his most hated enemies than most people would and more than he deserved

    • @RealShrigmaMale
      @RealShrigmaMale Год назад +2

      @@georgebuller1914 Are you having a stroke?

  • @mervynstroulger
    @mervynstroulger 3 года назад +37

    Forgetting the final vowel in a main character's name. Now that's misspelling.

  • @lloydthomas2896
    @lloydthomas2896 3 года назад +23

    Hasn’t been staked out long during the daylight or he’d be burnt red.

    • @talavera9515
      @talavera9515 3 года назад +2

      Good point. Either the perpetrators are not far away or the budget wouldn't run to a bit of red makeup. Though once he's in the Infirmary they do show his face as being sunburnt.

    • @jdavison8551
      @jdavison8551 3 года назад

      Looks more like a weekend by the pool in Benidorm!

  • @Mp-hs2hi
    @Mp-hs2hi 3 года назад +8

    I mean, would have a black soldier been involved at that time

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 3 года назад +8

      The British Empire was a fairly racist and anti-meritocratic place but the British Army would recruit basically anyone willing to wear red and hold a musket. The British army would recruit from the carribean, africa, india and various other parts of the world.

    • @Usernamesdontmatter1
      @Usernamesdontmatter1 3 года назад +6

      Yes even during this time. Hell Thomas Alexander Dumas, father of Alexander Dumas author of the count of monte cristo, served in the french army despite being black. He rose to the rank of Divisional General despite being born a black slave.

  • @imfromtambunan
    @imfromtambunan 3 года назад +10

    Saving your enemy? That's redeeming
    Being tied up naked in the scorching sun? That's Simmersoning

  • @minerat27
    @minerat27 3 года назад +20

    Honestly, how much difference does placing the men I skirmish order make when there's only 3 of them?

    • @laszlokaestner5766
      @laszlokaestner5766 3 года назад +4

      And the Colour Sargent is carrying his rifle at the end of his arm in no way ready to fire it.

  • @eldorados_lost_searcher
    @eldorados_lost_searcher 3 года назад +13

    Laying out naked during the day?
    That's sunbathing.

  • @mrwindsor9082
    @mrwindsor9082 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is not a Sharpe canon story. Nevertheless it is my favorite Sharpe TV film. The decision to have Sharpe save Simmerson's life was pure genius. The cherry on the cake was to have Obidiah's son as a heroic character. Pure TV gold!

  • @stevenc123
    @stevenc123 Год назад +2

    At least he was trying to get a bit of colour in the sun instead of losing them for a change.

  • @kensmith8152
    @kensmith8152 3 года назад +9

    Well that put the simmer in Simmerson

  • @mr.pavone9719
    @mr.pavone9719 3 года назад +9

    That foreign legion fort was one of my favorite places in FarCry 2.

  • @HereticDuo
    @HereticDuo 3 года назад +80

    Thats got to be the most savage thing Simmerson has ever done to Sharpe.
    After all he's put Sharpe through, he doesn't even remember him, thats like saying "you aren't even worth remembering" in the most profound way.

    • @Jacktherippa84
      @Jacktherippa84 3 года назад +59

      No, simmerson can't remember sharpe because he has sunstroke.
      It's clear from the fact that he's raving mad and thinks he's probably dead or something.

    • @bakatzen6243
      @bakatzen6243 3 года назад +30

      sun stroke and dehydration makes your brain function less

    • @thechosenone1533
      @thechosenone1533 2 года назад +22

      @@bakatzen6243 Tbh Simmerson's brain always functioned less.

    • @realburglazofficial2613
      @realburglazofficial2613 2 года назад +17

      Later on, Simmerson recovers enough to remember Sharpe and thanks him for saving his life. It’s quite a touching resolution to their story.

  • @generaladvance5812
    @generaladvance5812 3 года назад +8

    Sharpes a good man really. Id have just run Simmerson through and be done with it. Im not a good man.

  • @ednowlin1125
    @ednowlin1125 2 года назад +3

    Getting strung out naked in your fort surrounded by your dead troops to die in the sun, only to be saved by the man whom you tried to frame for losing the Kings Colors and belittled at every step....now that isn't soldiering, that's KARMA.

  • @michaelgove9349
    @michaelgove9349 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lying out in the baking heat all day, disdaining the use of sun cream. Now that's smouldering. 👍

  • @rule3036
    @rule3036 2 года назад +1

    Private box ticker made visible at every opportunity. And this was pre woke!!

  • @RunningWithRoses
    @RunningWithRoses 3 года назад +33

    probably the most underrated series of all time. FANTASTIC work

    • @ryans756
      @ryans756 2 года назад +1

      It was very highly rated when first shown here in the UK.

    • @gameburn178
      @gameburn178 Год назад

      It's the writing, including the attention to detail. The acting is good too. Just needed a much larger budget. It's in the small scenes --- in offices, in tents, between less than 5 actors that the show really shines.

  • @thehuntsman7087
    @thehuntsman7087 3 года назад +50

    the ending when simmerson and sharpe shake hands and call each other "Richard" and "Sir Henry" is one of my favorite scenes.... and when sharpe tells sir henry that the village leader is the prince regent! lol

    • @bartoszpinczewski3346
      @bartoszpinczewski3346 3 года назад +3

      Yeah i remember it. Its sad but this Series will end soon:(

    • @bartoszpinczewski3346
      @bartoszpinczewski3346 3 года назад

      @Movegas1 yeah. You have right

    • @thehuntsman7087
      @thehuntsman7087 3 года назад

      @Movegas1 your probably right

    • @elamplough1
      @elamplough1 3 года назад +4

      When Simmerson offers his hand to Sharpe I find the look on his face so funny. It's as if he doesn't know what to make of the situation!

  • @jean-louislalonde6070
    @jean-louislalonde6070 7 месяцев назад +1

    Simmerson: ''After losing the King's colours, I tried to get some on myself".

  • @EmpireOfLuciferSatanson666
    @EmpireOfLuciferSatanson666 Год назад +3

    Sir Henry Simmerson simmered in the sun 😂😂

  • @slimfoliprojects4512
    @slimfoliprojects4512 Год назад +7

    Piecing together all these bloody clips to make sense of an entire episode, now that’s soldiering!

    • @csch1510
      @csch1510 9 месяцев назад

      That's A-clips-Ing

  • @joesliva3772
    @joesliva3772 2 года назад +1

    Simmerson never had the makings of a varsity athlete

  • @Staceyatkinson4496
    @Staceyatkinson4496 3 года назад +3

    The general retired from the army and moved to ambridge, if only the residents knew they had coward in the village, Jim would know

  • @benjaminosterloh3605
    @benjaminosterloh3605 2 года назад +2

    Not sure if any reason was given in the movie, but I liked to imagine Simmerson was spared only because he was such a prick that the invading force felt a soldier's death would be too good for him.

  • @GreatBigRanz
    @GreatBigRanz 3 года назад +3

    That...man...LOST THE KINGS COLORS!!!!!!!!!

  • @henrygaervell3251
    @henrygaervell3251 3 года назад +13

    The Soldier at 2:26, wasn't he in the first episode of Sharpe as a Seargent in the 95th? He was sleeping outside the farmhouse before Sharpe first meets the chosen men

  • @BackInTheCountry
    @BackInTheCountry 3 года назад +4

    Simmerson fails at every turn and gets promoted to general. Talk about failing upwards.

    • @SpitshineSneakers
      @SpitshineSneakers 3 года назад +1

      East India Company probably just bills him for lost colors.

    • @DARisse-ji1yw
      @DARisse-ji1yw 3 года назад +1

      Like Biden on Air Force One !

    • @sethkimmel7312
      @sethkimmel7312 3 года назад

      I can't speak for the EIC, but in the British Army they were still purchasing commissions and promotions...I bet Simmerson bought every officer rank from Ensign to General...

    • @UnclePengy
      @UnclePengy 3 года назад

      Early example of The Peter Principle.

  • @georgemorgan5906
    @georgemorgan5906 2 года назад +5

    What a great series! Awesome actors! Outstanding crew!

  • @stevek8829
    @stevek8829 2 года назад +1

    It's that General Simmer sun again.Every trooper under his command dead, but he lives--that's soldering. Is that regulation uniform Simmer-sun? 200 lashes

  • @simonmillard8931
    @simonmillard8931 3 года назад +4

    Perhaps simmerson reccognised that sharpe was his saviour

    • @F40PH-2CAT
      @F40PH-2CAT Год назад

      By God this will not do. Now go out and find a real gentleman to save my life

  • @garypickering7981
    @garypickering7981 3 года назад +7

    No forward or out riders.

  • @SCHRUBBE1966
    @SCHRUBBE1966 2 месяца назад +1

    You can’t but help love Simmerson. He turned out ok after getting seriously sunburned

  • @ChanceKearns
    @ChanceKearns 3 года назад +3

    I thought that was Jeremy Clarkson in the Thumbnail

  • @BufusTurbo92
    @BufusTurbo92 3 года назад +11

    Well, the sun certainly improved the bastard's disposition

  • @chrismackett9044
    @chrismackett9044 3 года назад +4

    Simmerson doesn’t look too well but better than you would expect for someone who was run through and killed with a sword in an earlier episode.

    • @jsbcody
      @jsbcody 3 года назад +3

      Wounded, nicely wounded by an Irish Priest.

    • @chrismackett9044
      @chrismackett9044 3 года назад

      @@jsbcody I just rewatched Simmerson being run through with a sword by the priest. I had assumed he had been killed but I think you’re right: he crawled away at the end, leaving him to be obnoxious another day...

    • @thomaslasch567
      @thomaslasch567 3 года назад

      Especially for someone who is so fairskinned he is practically an Albino.

    • @RiminiVirage
      @RiminiVirage 3 года назад

      The priest barely scratched him and he crawled away. That was a great display with a blade in that episode. Never anger a priest!

  • @StanGuru
    @StanGuru 2 года назад +1

    You mean I wasn't rescued by a gentleman? By god this won't do

  • @jordcarter2359
    @jordcarter2359 2 года назад +1

    When did Sharpe get "woke" ? 🤣

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 2 года назад +52

    A near death experience can change a person - Simmerson nearly went mad and couldn’t comprehend his surroundings
    The fact he recovered enough to realize who had saved his life and even thanked Sharpe, shows a little redemption
    His actions of the past are unforgivable, but accepting it as much his as is ours - he is only human, we can not truly be flawless and that is what makes a great character
    Sharpe was not a perfect soldier or officer - he slept around with women, abandoned his daughter (if I’m incorrect, tell me it’s been a while), and more in occasion overstepped his bounds
    So is Simmerson. That’s why we hated him so much - we see his flaws
    Which is why when Simmerson apologizes to Sharpe and shakes his hand, it comes off as a surprise; but Simmerson wasn’t the only one who needed to change
    Sharpe needed to too, he nearly beat Haikswel’s son to death, solely because he was related to an old enemy who killed his wife - the son carried the sins of the father - even though he wasn’t the one who killed Sharpe’s wife
    Sharpe needed to forgive too

    • @ADobbin1
      @ADobbin1 2 года назад +5

      He didn't abandon his daughter. He left her with teresa's family in spain. The family was well off and could provide a far better life that a simple soldier could.

    • @theradgegadgie6352
      @theradgegadgie6352 Год назад

      Yeah, the Moreno family was upper middle-class at least. Sharpe made the best arrangements he could for her, given the limitations of the age.

  • @Mokinono45
    @Mokinono45 3 года назад +1

    oh look the diversity hires...which isn't as offensive as the unbuttoned uniforms

  • @abnunga
    @abnunga 3 года назад +3

    The last line with auto-generated captions is hilarious.

  • @ray.shoesmith
    @ray.shoesmith 2 года назад +1

    Simmerson was just trying to get the Kings Colours back, starting with red

  • @MrBendylaw
    @MrBendylaw 2 года назад +1

    I can't actually do better than what's been done here...now that's commenting.

  • @jakeschwartz2514
    @jakeschwartz2514 2 месяца назад +1

    I saw the comment section was at 666 comments so i ruined it with my own. Thats my style sir

  • @TheFleahost
    @TheFleahost 3 года назад +1

    The comments here are comedy gold.

  • @JM-dy4ty
    @JM-dy4ty 3 года назад +10

    I must say the East India company in the show had some very nice uniforms particularly the shakos

    • @binghampton3425
      @binghampton3425 3 года назад +1

      Those are the belgic shakos, they were first used in 1812 and at Waterloo.

  • @ArshadHussain-cp4vc
    @ArshadHussain-cp4vc Год назад +1

    Which episode is this?

  • @Orangefan77
    @Orangefan77 3 года назад +7

    Imagine spelling "Sharpe" wrong in both the video title and the description, when it's the channel name and the subject. Such a Simmerson thing to do.

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 Год назад

      Did I seriously just randomly stumble upon one of my fav WT content creators while scrolling through the comments of Sharpe clips?!

    • @Orangefan77
      @Orangefan77 Год назад +1

      @johnroscoe2406 Now *that's* Youtubing!

  • @garysergeant9086
    @garysergeant9086 3 года назад +5

    Loved this series

  • @WillCarter1976
    @WillCarter1976 2 года назад +6

    "You had the bridge blown, and Major Lennox was shot in the back as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces."
    "I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it."
    "You don't remember?"
    "For you, the day Simmerson visited your 95th rifles was the most important of your life, but for me it was Tuesday."

  • @shadow-Sun
    @shadow-Sun 3 года назад +4

    Sean Bean sure aged a lot by this the time of this particular outing of Sharpe

    • @forlornhope7121
      @forlornhope7121 3 года назад

      Ummmm, and I wonder why? He'd been a soldier for years in many dreadful situations and now retired. I like watching him mature from the sergeant to the Indian stories. Learning new skills, getting different experiences and most importantly learning to control himself and alternative ways to behave. The books give an even better show of this. He went from just surviving to guiding and mentoring others. Learning to show gentleness when it was needed.

    • @shadow-Sun
      @shadow-Sun 3 года назад

      @@forlornhope7121 there is the character arc of course but then there's Seans lifestyle over those intervening years which was known to be errr well it was known and good luck to him he's a lads lad so to speak not lettuce and yoga and drinking Kale juice like Sting !

  • @lancerd4934
    @lancerd4934 3 года назад +2

    I didn't realise the HEIC army considered 3 men to be a "section"

  • @jjarm
    @jjarm 2 года назад +2

    How did Sean Bean last so long in this movie w/o dying? Lordy Lordy

  • @fastcars393
    @fastcars393 3 года назад +2

    What's with the black guy in the red uniform?

    • @TheHongKongHermit
      @TheHongKongHermit 3 года назад +1

      There were black soldiers in the British army of that time. They weren't deliberately excluded from the army until 1820 or so. If it feels odd to see a black soldier in this clip, it's not because this production of Sharpe got it wrong, it's that most of the previous depictions of the era left them out.

    • @fastcars393
      @fastcars393 3 года назад +3

      @@TheHongKongHermit Or political correctness and black washing had to have them in. ;)

    • @CaptainPrincess
      @CaptainPrincess 3 года назад +1

      @@fastcars393 this show is from the 90's are you fuckin high lmao

    • @fastcars393
      @fastcars393 3 года назад +2

      @@CaptainPrincess No wonder your special, ta dum tsh! 🥁😎

  • @marcbeck7830
    @marcbeck7830 3 года назад +2

    Simmering in the hot summer sun with no sunscreen on, now that's simmersonning!

  • @christopherrobinson972
    @christopherrobinson972 3 года назад +3

    Bloodless death, that’s clean soldiering

  • @spiderlime
    @spiderlime 2 года назад +1

    the sharpe books that take place in india are actually the first three, when he was much younger. i guess that the producers didn't want another actor as sharpe, so they moved the plot to after waterloo

  • @wulfherecyning1282
    @wulfherecyning1282 3 года назад +15

    Sean Bean alive for more than 5 minutes in a movie? Wow!

    • @patrickturner6878
      @patrickturner6878 3 года назад +9

      The big Irish paddy with the bad tooth and mean disposition watching his back all the time had something to do with it I think.

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 Год назад

      He Survives through this series by dying in every other.